Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important.
Speaker 2: At forty three years old, I'm still discovering my boh
Speaker 2: so people think that I'm a psychopath.
Speaker 3: I can guarantee that I could get Isaac.
Speaker 2: To fuck me. Let's go.
Speaker 4: Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's Oklahoma? Why?
Speaker 5: Oklahoma?
Speaker 3: I'm just reminiscing on Oklahoma when we went there.
Speaker 2: It was one of our best live shows.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of fun, nice dr Heartland.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it. I don't remember it. What rear
Speaker 2: You remember the hotel where they were like, welcome to
Speaker 2: the finest hotel in Oklahoma. Your room's not going to
Speaker 2: be ready for six hours because of COVID.
Speaker 5: We ate a lot of cheape.
Speaker 2: Really remember they were like, I don't remember that, you know,
Speaker 2: pandemic And we were like, it's been a year and
Speaker 2: a half or longer. Donkey, Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 5: That sucks. Poor Okay, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: The bar was cool.
Speaker 5: We got to eat some really good cheese.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 5: You know, I grew up in Oklahoma, I was there.
Speaker 5: I lived there for two years.
Speaker 4: You're in Oklahoma for half of a year to two
Speaker 4: and a half. I think I was in Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: Are you saying the year of the age? Yeah? What age?
Speaker 2: What age? Age? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What do you mean the year?
Speaker 2: Adam? Do this to explain.
Speaker 3: Year?
Speaker 4: He's shunting us the year half a year to two
Speaker 4: and a half.
Speaker 5: What does that even mean?
Speaker 3: I thought you lived there for half a year to
Speaker 3: two That's what I thought too. Yeah, you weren't wording
Speaker 3: it clearly, Okay, okay, and that's all. Fuck dude, don't
Speaker 3: shunt me with your your swinging door. God damn with
Speaker 3: your little penguin flipper my bee.
Speaker 2: Dude. Wait, so you were six months old to.
Speaker 5: To Yeah, it was six months to My dad was
Speaker 5: driving for free.
Speaker 4: To le.
Speaker 2: Chips. What a Where were you before Waterloo?
Speaker 4: Iowa?
Speaker 2: Where were you after Iowa?
Speaker 3: They always come back, don't they. I'll eventually get back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you never lived.
Speaker 2: There's Waterloo sunsets, I tell you.
Speaker 4: And then but my parents said that they had to
Speaker 4: move because I came out in we gotta go right yard.
Speaker 5: And said that it looks like it's fixing the rain.
Speaker 4: Oh, and they were like, we can't, we can't have
Speaker 4: this accent this is that it's important.
Speaker 2: This is blood.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I think I was. I was a
Speaker 4: little bit of a dunce at too, and I also
Speaker 4: indeed on on what what were the painkillers that everyone.
Speaker 2: Used to Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, this.
Speaker 2: Was the lues. This is a classic story, lodes, ludes.
Speaker 5: You told it live that, kayludes, kayludes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your mom saw an angel.
Speaker 4: I tell that live in Oklahoma because that would have
Speaker 4: been a great place to tell it.
Speaker 2: You did you did good?
Speaker 5: Okay, good, don't remember, don't remember, Adam.
Speaker 2: I love these this this string of events that happened
Speaker 2: to you that what where else could you be but
Speaker 2: where you are now? Having done ludes? Gotten hit by
Speaker 2: a cement truck? Uh heard? And what else? I think
Speaker 2: that's kind of yeah, that's kind of it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I fell out of a tree once, but that's not
Speaker 4: as cool. I fell out of a tree and broke
Speaker 4: my arm, but uh, that's not as cool as.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're just talking about stuff.
Speaker 4: Is doing ludes and ship Yeah, now that that's just
Speaker 4: a thing that happens to kids. But like getting hit
Speaker 4: by cement trucks and odeanon ludes.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's the way that's a young go hard saved
Speaker 3: by an angel, Right, yeah.
Speaker 4: That's what my mom says. Yeah, well, I'll quickly retell
Speaker 4: the story. It's been a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, come on, I mean your mama. It sounds
Speaker 2: like your mom was on the loop.
Speaker 5: I don't have to.
Speaker 2: You guys tell me.
Speaker 5: Should I tell the story or should I not tell
Speaker 5: the story?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're taking. Wind it up, We're taking and it's
Speaker 3: been a while.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, man, wind it up. Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: So my mom's friend and neighbor, she was having problems
Speaker 4: with her boyfriend. Okay, well act in interested both down
Speaker 4: or just like sipping on something. You're like picking your nose.
Speaker 4: You're off in the corner.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna what do you want to do? Tell
Speaker 2: me to finish. I don't need to. I don't need
Speaker 2: to tell the story, but you're not telling it for us.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, fine, if you guys want a
Speaker 4: quick bathroom break, fine, I'll quickly tell the story here.
Speaker 2: So, okay, go to the I'm facetiming you from the
Speaker 2: bathroom or killing me, dude.
Speaker 4: No, this is so I was that my mom was
Speaker 4: having her friend was having problems with her boyfriend, and
Speaker 4: so she took us over to their apartment. We lived
Speaker 4: in an apartment complex, sat me down on the couch,
Speaker 4: was talking to the mom the other woman in the
Speaker 4: living room or in the kitchen. My mom looks over
Speaker 4: at me and I have that little naughty little boy
Speaker 4: face on, you know, they're like, ooh, doing something naughty.
Speaker 4: And she goes, what what you got there? And I
Speaker 4: came over and there was like a baggie full of ludes,
Speaker 4: but there was only like a few left, like and
Speaker 4: my mom goes, how many we're in here? And she
Speaker 4: was like, I think that was full of like like
Speaker 4: a full like inch thick all around the bottom. And
Speaker 4: so I had eaten like a solid like ten ludes,
Speaker 4: like it was like death. And then out of nowhere,
Speaker 4: looking down, a man with a white cowboy hat rings
Speaker 4: the doorbell. Obviously there to buy quailudes.
Speaker 2: And this apartment is on another level.
Speaker 4: Go ahead's popping, dude, and uh so my mom was like, quick,
Speaker 4: you have to take my son to the hospital.
Speaker 5: And this guy's like, uh, I guess so a little missy,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 4: And then took us the wrong direction from the hospital
Speaker 4: and took us to a pharmacy when in bought epicac
Speaker 4: came out.
Speaker 5: I peeked all over his truck we got.
Speaker 4: When we got to the hospital, the doctor was like,
Speaker 4: he would have died if we would have drove straight
Speaker 4: to the hospital and.
Speaker 5: Needed to get this out of his system.
Speaker 2: Just another example of Adam de Vine cheating death.
Speaker 4: Say this man saved his life and then he was
Speaker 4: nowhere to be found.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was for sure on drugs, saved some
Speaker 2: kid's life, I'm on the I'm on the lamb for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well he was nice enough to save the
Speaker 4: kid's life. I feel like a lot of people would
Speaker 4: have been like, no peace, this is too much for
Speaker 4: me and Mike roy load brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy.
Speaker 4: Hat, yeah you gotta stay. I want to show up.
Speaker 3: You got to show stand for something, for the kids,
Speaker 3: for something, right, you're into kids for sure? What saving kids?
Speaker 3: What saving kids?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yes, yeah, so that's that's the story. Uh that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a My mom's still as convinced that
Speaker 4: that it was a an angel that was, and my
Speaker 4: dad's like, for sure he's there to uh for sure,
Speaker 4: he's there to buy trucks.
Speaker 2: Honey, that was a drug den that it's important widely known.
Speaker 2: That's why we moved there. I was driving Fredo's. Uh.
Speaker 4: I don't know if Blake knows this. And Durors actually
Speaker 4: had seen this couch. It's the couch that I lived
Speaker 4: on for many years and moved out to California with.
Speaker 4: And then it made its way, uh all the way
Speaker 4: to Hamlin or not to haml In it made its
Speaker 4: way to Packard Street.
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, that's we should have checked it in between them.
Speaker 2: Wow. This dude's just casually saying Sonamar Now, wow, dude.
Speaker 4: And the reason we got that couch was because he
Speaker 4: felt so bad that that woman felt so bad that
Speaker 4: I almost died on the couch. She gave us the couch.
Speaker 4: How funny would it be if we found like, way
Speaker 4: way more drugs in the couch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no doubt, Like that's what I'm thinking. Did we
Speaker 3: check the cushions? There might have been a stash. Maybe
Speaker 3: she was trying to hook you up.
Speaker 2: That would have been so sick. That's why Gripster ended
Speaker 2: up going crazy. This was a nice couch. This was
Speaker 2: a nice couch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a very nineteen seventies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it it was a used couch in
Speaker 4: a I mean maybe they had some money though, because
Speaker 4: they were dealing drugs. Usually people that deal drugs have
Speaker 4: like one nice piece of furniture, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, usually like an armchair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was before you could buy a like giant TV.
Speaker 4: So I feel like the flex in the early eighties
Speaker 4: was you get like a lot of glassware.
Speaker 2: Like, there's a lot of glassware.
Speaker 4: In your home.
Speaker 2: It's good to windows from the eighties. Oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: the fun was up with that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You moved to la and you see quite a bit
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 4: Chloe's into interior design just because she loves spending my money.
Speaker 4: It's cool, it's great, and evidently it's coming back. Those
Speaker 4: cubes cubes I think there's ugly, but you know what,
Speaker 4: do I know?
Speaker 2: Everything comes back around. This is what it is. It's
Speaker 2: somebody who's got a little confidence goes. It's actually pretty sick,
Speaker 2: and people with no confidence go didn't know that. All right,
Speaker 2: let's let's do it. I pay you great, and I'm cool.
Speaker 2: Now I'm part of the crew. Because I'm busy working,
Speaker 2: I don't have time. I need you to make me
Speaker 2: look cool. So when I have the Boss over for
Speaker 2: dinner and my wife's cooking the turkey, the house looks cool.
Speaker 4: People have the Boss over for dinner anymore? Not really right.
Speaker 4: I don't dig stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't think feel here's the zoom situation. It's all zoom.
Speaker 2: It ruined the dinner. Yeah you zoom in, that's cool.
Speaker 3: I have the missus cook up a nice, a nice
Speaker 3: hot meal for the Boss.
Speaker 2: I would be so fucked. Or doesn't cook ship, we
Speaker 2: would be so fucked. Yeah, and I also don't know
Speaker 2: how to cook it. You know you guys ever cook?
Speaker 4: Uh No, I mean I I I cook. I mean
Speaker 4: I grill food. I grill salmon and yeah of course.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I grilled salmon and chicken every week as a
Speaker 4: as a meal prep.
Speaker 2: That's why I maintain this. I'm a dude. This new
Speaker 2: jaw line.
Speaker 5: I got a lot of a lot. I was getting
Speaker 5: a lot of a.
Speaker 4: Lot of love from from people saying I love your
Speaker 4: new healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Multiple people said that to.
Speaker 4: Me at the a E W wrestling event I went
Speaker 4: to the other night.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like I like this segue it. But to
Speaker 3: multiple people at the Pro Wrestling live event, your new
Speaker 3: healthy life style.
Speaker 2: A more than more than one person. These wrestlers were
Speaker 2: these just one one.
Speaker 4: Wrestler, one famous actor Paul Walter Hauser, and then just
Speaker 4: a dude in the stands.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah he was like he said, glow up.
Speaker 4: Paul said healthy lifestyle, and then the uh the other.
Speaker 2: Wrestler also said healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 4: Okay, because I think they I think they don't drink.
Speaker 4: I think that was code. I think I'm drunk now, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think that's code. Did not drink it, which was
Speaker 4: But if they would have said that, I would have
Speaker 4: been I hate it, right. I wish, I wish I
Speaker 4: could gargle and booze every night.
Speaker 2: But oh here I am. Well, hey, something tells me
Speaker 2: that this is all for the best. Yeah, you'd like
Speaker 2: to gargle booze at night. Yeah, maybe maybe this will work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's definitely better for me.
Speaker 3: But I mean, aside from the compliments on your healthy lifestyle,
Speaker 3: I would like to compliment your excellent form when giving
Speaker 3: a choke slam.
Speaker 2: Holy smokes. Yeah you got in the ring. Huh yeah
Speaker 2: at AEW revolution.
Speaker 4: Revolution I didn't know what an insane event. Those guys
Speaker 4: throw a real banger, dude. It feels just as insane,
Speaker 4: and in fact, I liked it more than the WWE events.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is not Monday Night We're all. This
Speaker 2: is a different this.
Speaker 4: Is eight yeah, different league. So it's like the w
Speaker 4: center WU in the early two thousands or the late nineties,
Speaker 4: when was WCW late nineties, right early nineties.
Speaker 3: It was the younger years, but it spanned through. Wasn't
Speaker 3: that WWF they were competing.
Speaker 2: Sting was in the nineties. You guys remember Sting? You
Speaker 2: remember in the nineties. Wtfuh? And are they just changing
Speaker 2: these names for tax purposes? What's happening?
Speaker 3: WWE is WWE because WWF is World Wildlife Federation, which
Speaker 3: they ended up swinging them way way later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was something crazy. I was lame. W c
Speaker 2: W and a W are not related in any way.
Speaker 4: God, but it's but it's it's someone trying to go
Speaker 4: up against the book that is the w w wor.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: Gigantic, but it was cool. It was way more raw, dude.
Speaker 4: There was this cage match and there were people were
Speaker 4: bleeding all over the place.
Speaker 2: Real blood.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting ringside, blood back, blood, is back, dude.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. Ae W brings the blood. First they were.
Speaker 4: Pouring thumbtacks all over the ring, and then like from
Speaker 4: the very top of the cage, we're back flipping guys
Speaker 4: into the the thumbtacks insane and then you run back,
Speaker 4: you know, because we're allowed to go behind the curtain, right,
Speaker 4: So I'm back there and I'm like, oh, hey man, wow,
Speaker 4: it's like and those are real thumbtacks. He still was
Speaker 4: picking them out of himself.
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, yeah, one stuck in my heel.
Speaker 2: I can't get it out. That one.
Speaker 5: That one is painful.
Speaker 2: I will admit that one is painful.
Speaker 4: And you're like, Jesus Christ, dude, this is their maniacs.
Speaker 2: And do you like the blood at him? If it
Speaker 2: was no blood or blood, which way would you land?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will say that I didn't think I would
Speaker 4: have a thirst for it.
Speaker 2: A lust, but now I do. It was really, it
Speaker 2: was awesome. It was crazy. It was it was brutal.
Speaker 3: I saw like some well I watched it, but also
Speaker 3: like the clips of it, it was not men who
Speaker 3: got bloody. It was the women's match that was absolutely
Speaker 3: a blood bath.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a bloodbath, yes, but then the men
Speaker 4: in the cage match also they did some also very
Speaker 4: they got bloody as well. They were also attacking each
Speaker 4: other with a uh screwdriver, yeah, which.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you fake that?
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, oh, it's rubber and then they
Speaker 4: stick it in the belt the turnbuckle and it just
Speaker 4: sticks into it like the wild and You're like, oh, uh.
Speaker 4: So it was crazy, it was and it was really fun.
Speaker 4: Everybody was really nice. It was the same the same
Speaker 4: guy that owns it. Tony Kahan was the guy whose
Speaker 4: box I was in for the Super Bowl and who
Speaker 4: we took out that night and partied with. And he's
Speaker 4: just like this totally nice guy who's our age, who
Speaker 4: owns owns the aw So it was fun, it was
Speaker 4: It was a blast.
Speaker 2: What did he do before this or what's his what's
Speaker 2: his story did he invent? Well he comes from like
Speaker 2: family money.
Speaker 4: His dad is one of the richest men in the
Speaker 4: world and he but he's also like a genius. He
Speaker 4: created this analytic company that sold for hundreds of millions
Speaker 4: of dollars and then from there brought Uh. It was
Speaker 4: like baseball. It was like moneyball.
Speaker 2: Stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So then he did stuff like that and then
Speaker 4: he was like, I think brought it to his dad
Speaker 4: and was like, hey, I did this. Now, may I uh,
Speaker 4: may I, you know, have my true dream come true
Speaker 4: of owning my wrestling federation.
Speaker 2: Can I get a key to the lock box of
Speaker 2: the family fortune?
Speaker 3: It's so cool that, like, yeah, the fact that like
Speaker 3: that's his gift to his son is just an entire
Speaker 3: wrestling federation that's so freaking sick.
Speaker 4: Du well, he I don't think he's I think Tony
Speaker 4: is the only one hands on. So it started off
Speaker 4: pretty small, and now it's like a multi billion dollar
Speaker 4: league or organization or whatever federation.
Speaker 2: And so now is this the move like start a
Speaker 2: league to battle the other league and kind of threaten
Speaker 2: the other league and then get bought out and walk
Speaker 2: away like the move or whatever the golf one that
Speaker 2: did it against the PGA. Right, you've got this, You've
Speaker 2: got football league that they're like, all right, let's let's
Speaker 2: do this. And then it's like, oh, there's too much
Speaker 2: money there, let's let's buy him out. I mean that's
Speaker 2: kind of with everything.
Speaker 5: Oh is that what happened? Is that what happened with
Speaker 5: the XFL. They got bought out.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, But like that's no. I think
Speaker 2: they just tank. They push for that though. That's probably
Speaker 2: what they were trying to get. They're like, let's become
Speaker 2: such a problem that they have to buy us out,
Speaker 2: or we become a legit league on our own. I
Speaker 2: think it depends on the person.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 4: I think Tony the con family has so much money
Speaker 4: that they I don't think a few billion dollars doesn't
Speaker 4: matter to them. I mean, of course, but it's like there,
Speaker 4: he's like one of the richest men in the world,
Speaker 4: so right, I don't think that it would. It's like
Speaker 4: if he if Tony enjoys running the company and this
Speaker 4: is what he wants his life work to be, then
Speaker 4: I think he'll just hang on to it.
Speaker 2: It's really interesting. I mean, the pay per view was awesome.
Speaker 4: I mean, you've met Tony. He's like a truly like
Speaker 4: a savant. He's a really interesting guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, he has a beautiful mind.
Speaker 5: He has a beautiful mind. Also loves workaholics. He was crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what makes you say that?
Speaker 3: He can recall like he loves workaholics, He can recall
Speaker 3: like every detail of every episode it's crazy.
Speaker 5: And he could do that with anything. He's just like
Speaker 5: one of those guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, memories are fucking cheating. Yeah, it's not fair.
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy when when someone is able to I mean,
Speaker 4: he knew more about our show than I did. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, he was quoting it to me and
Speaker 4: I'm like uh huh yeah, and he's like, that's from
Speaker 4: the show episode whatever, and it's like I forgot like
Speaker 4: episode names. I'm like, what, that's from our show and
Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, the name of it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: You have a tight butthole, dude, Like it's from your show.
Speaker 2: You're like my show show? That doesn't seem like it.
Speaker 4: Then Larry King would say, yeah, that's from Larry King.
Speaker 4: I know, Larry King Live interview, Larry what the hell?
Speaker 2: But yeah? So I showed up and they were like, hey,
Speaker 2: how physical are you? When to get Yeah, what was
Speaker 2: what was up with that part? They didn't hear about you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, my hips might explode if I'm have
Speaker 4: any physicality at all. And I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm not a professional wrestler, and they were.
Speaker 2: Like no, katom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just just exactly. They're like, wait, Catom, is it,
Speaker 4: get in now? They get in there and just grab
Speaker 4: him by the throat and don't worry. He can he
Speaker 4: can handle the rest. I'm like, that's so cool. That
Speaker 4: is like truly like one of the coolest things. You
Speaker 4: were in the ring.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're wearing an nWo hat right now, I
Speaker 2: am dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, freaking egg unrelated. I mean, this is just
Speaker 3: a lifestyle, but maybe it was subconscious. I'm just gassed
Speaker 3: on my boy.
Speaker 5: How was the pop? Was the crowd hyped or were
Speaker 5: they going wild?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I saw Leslie Jones was there going absolutely psychotic?
Speaker 2: Oh no show, she.
Speaker 4: Was losing her fucking mind. Yeah, dude, but that was after.
Speaker 4: That was after she came. She came a little late.
Speaker 2: Did she wrestle.
Speaker 4: No, She's just there to scream, just there to screen,
Speaker 4: to be a fan, and she likes she likes it apparently. Yeah,
Speaker 4: myself put some footage of her. She was like cheering
Speaker 4: her ass off. Dude. She was she was, And I
Speaker 4: was like, dude, Leslie, pace yourself, like, pace yourself. It's
Speaker 4: a long We're here for like another three hours, so long, dude.
Speaker 2: It's a long ass event.
Speaker 4: It's a long event. And she didn't and then never
Speaker 4: ran out of steam. I'm like, could you imagine Leslie
Speaker 4: Jones in high school?
Speaker 2: Like, imagine that like teachers quit, right? What do you mean? Sure?
Speaker 4: Like teacher like just if she has brings that same
Speaker 4: A E W energy into the classroom.
Speaker 2: Teachers, they tossed the chalk, the chalk. She she goes
Speaker 2: up there and she breaks down the protaga free theory.
Speaker 2: Come I told you to. I think we all know
Speaker 2: that A squared equals E minus b squared times four.
Speaker 3: God damn is it? What is the Pythagorean theorem? Can
Speaker 3: you pull it out? It is a square plus b square.
Speaker 4: Because for sure not how it's pronounced Pythagorean pythagaa bagareeam theorem.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that is not what darre said. I said,
Speaker 2: put tag adoogie. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I mean I can barely foil a math equation.
Speaker 2: I don't know the fact that you just foil fromnt
Speaker 2: outer interlast homie, let's go, I know the fact I'm
Speaker 2: saying that stuff. I don't remember any thing. Well, how
Speaker 2: do you help with homework? You don't fuck it, dude.
Speaker 2: My kids are all smart. It's all embarrassing for me. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 2: they teach math. I feel like we've covered this. They
Speaker 2: teach math differently now, right. The way you show your
Speaker 2: work is different than how we showed our work. That's cool.
Speaker 3: When your kids ask for help, you're like, ah no,
Speaker 3: they just they just teach it different.
Speaker 2: Now, man, I don't I don't know that. Yeah, oh okay, thanks, No, No,
Speaker 2: it's different. Your homework's way different. Now, it's different. Go
Speaker 2: talk to your mom. She might be able to figure
Speaker 2: out the new different.
Speaker 3: Dad.
Speaker 2: I need help.
Speaker 4: Oh ohio, oh, I need help.
Speaker 2: Toilet daddy.
Speaker 4: My parents would break it up like my dad handled
Speaker 4: all meth math questions and math questions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got you, bro, I got you.
Speaker 2: What do you need to know? You're been there now right,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what to stay away for. You're nine
Speaker 2: years old now.
Speaker 4: My dad hilariously would always say, uh, well, I never
Speaker 4: did heroin anytime. Maybe brought up about drugs and I'm like,
Speaker 4: so you did would do meth And he was like,
Speaker 4: well they didn't.
Speaker 2: Call it that then, never did hairwoo.
Speaker 4: He's like, I never did meth and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: but it's because because they called it and your mom's like,
Speaker 4: we got to leave Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: He's talking to his two year old, like, we gotta
Speaker 2: leave o globe. By the way, he's saying he never
Speaker 2: did heroin, which just tells me he did it, and
Speaker 2: was like, I gotta say I never did it. So
Speaker 2: my kid never does it because it was bad, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: or I didn't do it. I didn't do it, never
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 5: No, I don't see that for him because you know,
Speaker 5: needles and ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know he likes is an upper upper guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Dennis d I think I heard that,
Speaker 3: which was a highway.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I heard that DARE. You know DARE is still
Speaker 2: a program.
Speaker 3: I heard they took weed off the DARE list, Like
Speaker 3: they don't teach you that weed is a bad drug anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that checks out legal most places, but they still
Speaker 2: got to talk about it as far as like operating
Speaker 2: heavy machinery and having long hair and stuff. M well,
Speaker 2: that's a lot that get that.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, but that's kind of that was like a
Speaker 3: major What the hell did they teach you about it?
Speaker 2: Because they talked about alcohol.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so now they don't. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: wonder if they're like, really, uh just kind of like
Speaker 3: weed's cool?
Speaker 4: Now, this is just someone that someone said in passing
Speaker 4: to you and you didn't check into it at all,
Speaker 4: and they probably are teaching them.
Speaker 2: I read the news due to give you. I read
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 4: You read the news dot com?
Speaker 2: Dude, what are you talking about? Hey?
Speaker 5: Can you guys check my page on I was?
Speaker 4: I got fished and uh it was locked out of
Speaker 4: my ex account months ago, and uh.
Speaker 5: It has to just be a porno page now.
Speaker 2: Uh don't care. Hey, fingers crossed?
Speaker 5: Could you guys check for me?
Speaker 2: I can't. Also, was a fished months Let me ago
Speaker 2: just brace myself for dog fights? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Are they using it for nefarious purposes? I haven't noticed that.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would have noticed if you were
Speaker 3: posting a ton of Fornoh.
Speaker 2: But dude, right off the bat, right off the bat?
Speaker 2: I like this, Can you guys see this? That's what
Speaker 2: I'm posted? What is that? Castaway? This is the first thing?
Speaker 2: Read the thing above it though I can't read that
Speaker 2: durs Okay, it says I wish it's by somebody called Illuminati.
Speaker 2: Bot I wish you guys knew what this really meant?
Speaker 2: And it's the castaway X. What are you guys? What's
Speaker 2: everyone doing on X? So people think that I'm a psychopath.
Speaker 2: This isn't you. This is just the first thing that
Speaker 2: popped up on my feet. That's not you. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: oh okay, we'll get to you. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: that's how you're greeting. I open X, I never go
Speaker 2: on here. I open it and it just goes. I
Speaker 2: wish you guys knew what this really m M X.
Speaker 2: Go out and fuck what are you guys doing? Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, if you're on this crazy, you don't. You don't.
Speaker 5: Fuck you don't.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's just is like, go join Go join
Speaker 2: a fucking Ultimate Frisbee League or something.
Speaker 4: Go just get out, just go what says my last
Speaker 4: post was a TII program.
Speaker 5: You're not You're not hacked. You're not hacked.
Speaker 4: If you are, then well I was, and and then
Speaker 4: I'm locked out and I cannot get back in.
Speaker 2: And we've tried to the History of fud Rutgers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last TII post is the History of fud Ruggers,
Speaker 3: which is a great episode that's a great.
Speaker 2: You posted twelve for twenty four four. Nice dude, whoa
Speaker 2: almost one? When did I even post? Wow? This is
Speaker 2: what is upgrade? Not gonna do it? Can't even get
Speaker 2: into it. Unbelievable. I just can't X. It's just wild.
Speaker 2: Gave it to you and it's unloving. Everybody in love. Okay,
Speaker 2: it does kind of blow my mind. Hi, Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: it's fucking back. It's so much better now. Who said that?
Speaker 2: I don't think most people are saying that. I mean
Speaker 2: all the bullshit YouTube videos I'm watching, whether there's where there,
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, free free speech people or whatever.
Speaker 2: They're like, you can fuck it's a wild wall West now,
Speaker 2: you can say whatever you want. I'm like, I know,
Speaker 2: but every time I open it up, I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is the biggest fucking waste of time in the history
Speaker 2: of waste of time. Fucking things suck.
Speaker 3: That's all people are trying to do nowadays. It's just
Speaker 3: waste their time. He's just trying to get through the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And shit, do you know nobody's playing Ultimate Frisbee anymore.
Speaker 3: We got to bring it back. We got to start
Speaker 3: a lead, bro.
Speaker 2: We have to. We have to.
Speaker 4: I can't walk, but yeah, let's start. Let's the first
Speaker 4: sport back?
Speaker 2: Is I just I just saw you choke slam a
Speaker 2: guy in the middle of the ring. You're doing all right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw you choke slamb you did fucking jazz splits
Speaker 2: on a Today show or something like we'll.
Speaker 4: Talk about hey, and by the way, I'm I'm fucked
Speaker 4: since both of those things I've I mean, I did
Speaker 4: multiple rehabs today today?
Speaker 2: How many how many thumbs and where they go? No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't. It wasn't bodywork.
Speaker 5: I get that Friday, but yeah, electro therapy.
Speaker 4: No, it was a chiropractor who also does some like
Speaker 4: low low grade bodywork stuff, and he hooks me up
Speaker 4: to this like it's sort of like a.
Speaker 5: TENS unit, but it's what unit.
Speaker 2: Tens unit.
Speaker 4: It's where they put these patches on you. And a
Speaker 4: tens is like it makes your muscles twitch.
Speaker 2: The stem stem pads, step stem pads, stimulation. Those are wild.
Speaker 4: But then this, I think it's called NuGen X or something,
Speaker 4: not nugenics.
Speaker 2: That's stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm well aware of that flute Te Doug flute.
Speaker 2: There you go, I got or something.
Speaker 4: But anyways, So instead of like two hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: pulses a second, it's like twenty five thousand. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm fully I'm fully cranked up, and then I'm doing
Speaker 4: this functional patterns, which is a way to like help
Speaker 4: your posture.
Speaker 2: Did we do that in the writer's room? Where did
Speaker 2: I do this? We're like someone had one of those
Speaker 2: stempad things and we would just put it on and
Speaker 2: then we would just crank at the fuck up on people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you just go in.
Speaker 5: The Workholls writer's room.
Speaker 2: I feel like we had to have done it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it just like it fully seizes you.
Speaker 4: It's a missed opportunity if we didn't, I know, just like,
Speaker 4: oh we did it.
Speaker 2: You know what it was. It was on the swim
Speaker 2: seam in college. We would just go You'd be sitting
Speaker 2: there waiting for your event or whatever. And I remember
Speaker 2: my boy Torpy, he put him on his face and
Speaker 2: we just fucking cranked him up and he was like, eh,
Speaker 2: it's science. It just immediately goes blind. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a good time.
Speaker 4: The real question is right now is where is Isaac's List?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my nation was a huge fan of the
Speaker 3: Isaac List and I feel like.
Speaker 2: And Isaac he says, he's going to be doing these lists.
Speaker 4: He's when I was excited that he was like finally
Speaker 4: stepping up and was going to do a thing to
Speaker 4: help us in our career.
Speaker 2: Oh no lists, he says.
Speaker 4: And now he's saying no lists, which getting disappointing.
Speaker 5: That's really sad, dude, Why why not? Isa Why no list?
Speaker 2: Can you get on? Can you talk a little bit,
Speaker 2: disp what's crazy is don't you know it's just fodder
Speaker 2: for us even if you have it and we think
Speaker 2: it's fucking stupid because it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, drop the list, dude, give us a list.
Speaker 4: What are some things that we need to talk about?
Speaker 2: Here is sad? Did we cover?
Speaker 3: We covered a e W Just come on, man, the cruise,
Speaker 3: the cruise, Well, apparently we're going to do a crew.
Speaker 2: I like how you picked the one thing we don't
Speaker 2: know anything about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't know about We haven't Yeah, we haven't
Speaker 4: locked in any talent quite yet.
Speaker 2: No day, no day. We are starting the book. We're
Speaker 2: starting to book it.
Speaker 3: I know cruiship is We're getting ready, get ready because
Speaker 3: it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: And I think we're gonna go from Fort Lauderdale to
Speaker 4: the Bahamas or something like that, or maybe Miami.
Speaker 5: We have no information, but there.
Speaker 4: Is going to be a cruise we get Cisco, which
Speaker 4: admittedly it's gonna be so fucking fun.
Speaker 3: If we can get Cisco, we should get this. That
Speaker 3: would be a blast.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to it, even though we have no information,
Speaker 3: I am getting excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel the motor revin a little bit. Can
Speaker 2: you imagine rev? Don't rev too hard? Literally, you know,
Speaker 2: a year away or nine.
Speaker 4: Months away something. Yeah, yeah, we got to put it.
Speaker 4: You're out, You're out. Thanks, Okay, what's the next on
Speaker 4: the list?
Speaker 2: What a great list so far? Damn it, damn it.
Speaker 2: I don't like there's got to be more. You know what.
Speaker 3: He didn't prepare the list and that's why, and this
Speaker 3: is how his brain cruise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cruise my son's water Polo.
Speaker 2: Blake wanted to nap with Blake wanted to take a
Speaker 2: nap with me? What the This is an absolutely terrible
Speaker 2: idea at this point, what are you? What is he
Speaker 2: talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why did you want to take a nap with Isaac?
Speaker 3: I think this was in between pitching the show. We
Speaker 3: he didn't want to go home to Orange County and
Speaker 3: my house was nearby, so he came over and I
Speaker 3: wanted to take a nap. So he's claiming that I
Speaker 3: was trying to what what are you insinuating that I
Speaker 3: was trying to.
Speaker 2: Well, he's saying you wanted to take a nap with
Speaker 2: him at the end, and you know what, I'm coming
Speaker 2: around on this list. The list is getting stronger. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to take can nap with him? Why not?
Speaker 2: Because she's what? You know?
Speaker 3: How when we get out on the road, and then
Speaker 3: Blake gets really sexually charged against Isaac, Like towards Isaac,
Speaker 3: he gets all charged.
Speaker 2: No against He's finally like, it's just us, Well, we're
Speaker 2: here to getting people.
Speaker 4: Well, remember he keeps he would get drunk and then
Speaker 4: like whisper to Isaac about how closeted he is and
Speaker 4: maybe like you're so closet, dude, You're you're so closet.
Speaker 5: I know you are.
Speaker 2: He keeps saying, I dare you to come out.
Speaker 5: With me, and it kind of got like weirdly sexual.
Speaker 4: It was like, I think Blake's trying to fuck Isaac
Speaker 4: a little bit, yeah, a lot of bit, Yeah, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of bit. So now this nap thing makes a
Speaker 2: lot I look at.
Speaker 3: If I want, I wouldn't have to try, all right,
Speaker 3: I would just do it, all right, a lot of
Speaker 3: bit I.
Speaker 2: Really wanted to look it.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you guys right now, if I really wanted
Speaker 3: to fuck Isaac, I would get him to do it.
Speaker 3: Trust me, Oh, consensually. Trust you, by the way, never
Speaker 3: say that and then say trust me afterwards. Trust is gone.
Speaker 3: You just told me you were gonna make somebody fuck you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
Speaker 4: I think I know exactly we're gonna make Isaac fuck you.
Speaker 2: Maybe said I'm gonna get him to do it. Either way,
Speaker 2: he's gonna fuck you. Is that what you're saying, Because
Speaker 2: that's how I took it. I don't like you, guys.
Speaker 2: Tell me to show my tests. Adam doesn't matter. Trust him.
Speaker 3: I guarantee I can. I can guarantee that I could
Speaker 3: get Isaac to fuck me.
Speaker 4: Right, So, okay, so he's gonna be the one fucking
Speaker 4: you in this scenario.
Speaker 3: That's the bite, Yes, and I guarantee I can get
Speaker 3: that to happen.
Speaker 2: Trust me, Please trust me on this guarantee.
Speaker 3: If I wanted to set my sights to Isaac, fucking me,
Speaker 3: I could make it happen, Okay, trust me, all right,
Speaker 3: on very good authority that I could have that happen.
Speaker 2: You know the authority.
Speaker 5: What is the very good authority?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is?
Speaker 4: He and Isaac kissed in Oklahoma?
Speaker 2: I went, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens. It happens when the COVID times. Brother,
Speaker 3: when you're waiting for your room for over three hours,
Speaker 3: you got to kill some times, some way practice kissing.
Speaker 2: But it's true.
Speaker 4: And yet, and yet Dursey and I found different ways.
Speaker 4: We found other ways. Yeah, really we would just win
Speaker 4: and grab launch or you know. Oh man, I was
Speaker 4: I was full. That was already full full of some
Speaker 4: paper shot of football. I don't know what we did?
Speaker 2: What we do? I was full?
Speaker 5: Dude, do we kiss? I was not about to eat
Speaker 5: more right.
Speaker 2: Trying to think what we did? Did we kill? I
Speaker 2: don't think we did?
Speaker 4: The Gemstones premiere? That's hey, Isaac, this this is coming
Speaker 4: in handy all right, there you go, Isaac. That's a
Speaker 4: little better than Blake wanted to nap with me. This
Speaker 4: is better.
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it? I don't know?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, Gemstone's premiere. Thank you for coming.
Speaker 5: Yes, that was a blast.
Speaker 4: Durs made a big point about not showing up. He
Speaker 4: made a big point of it.
Speaker 2: Well, you know how I feel about Danny.
Speaker 4: He made up this whole story about being sick and
Speaker 4: having a cough and YadA YadA, and how we're pitching
Speaker 4: a show together.
Speaker 2: Super disappointed. I wanted to not go and party that
Speaker 2: night because we were pitching the next day. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to lose my voice being like Adam, you're the
Speaker 2: best saying all those things that it might have I
Speaker 2: might have said, you know, under duress, of course, of course.
Speaker 2: And it's always fun to get ready and walk a carpet,
Speaker 2: you know, step and repeat, I love, I love you know,
Speaker 2: hands in pockets, hands out of pockets, legs far apart.
Speaker 4: This wasn't a step and repeat, a full fledged carpet, dude.
Speaker 4: They really spent well, they spent an amount of money.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say they spared no expense. But there
Speaker 4: was an spense.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, it was expansive. It's pretty damn sure.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that expansive event. No, I was bummed because
Speaker 2: now I got away with the rest of the fucking
Speaker 2: proletariat to see it.
Speaker 4: Well, it came out right, it came out Sunday. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: first episode is already out.
Speaker 2: That's what I just said.
Speaker 3: I got to wait with the rest of the pearl there, dude,
Speaker 3: did you did you watch the first episode?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah? No spoilers. It's fucking really cool. Dude.
Speaker 4: It's insane, yes, and insane. First episode it is really cool.
Speaker 2: Bradley Cooper is the spoiler. Spoiler.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's already out.
Speaker 2: You should have watched it. You should have watched it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: Well, if that doesn't entice you, yes, that's all we'll say, though, right,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: We can't spoil further than that. But be Coops is
Speaker 2: in the building. Yeah, it's a prequel set in the
Speaker 2: Civil War. Okay, come on bro, Yeah there it is. Okay,
Speaker 2: and how's it end? Oh? Come on.
Speaker 4: He finds Christianity and he decides he's gonna take this
Speaker 4: this preaching thing serious, and that's how the gem Zones
Speaker 4: got into preaching.
Speaker 2: But it was done really, really well.
Speaker 4: But you know, and I think like critics loved it
Speaker 4: a mixed bag. I think from from some of the
Speaker 4: fans that.
Speaker 2: Were excited for see us.
Speaker 4: I think the fans, the true Gemstone fans, they loved it.
Speaker 2: They loved it, leave them wanting less.
Speaker 5: Right, it's really cool. That's that's what I always say.
Speaker 2: And that one is uh.
Speaker 5: That one is directed by Danny as Well, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: the director.
Speaker 2: It is very smart.
Speaker 4: He he chooses to direct the episodes that might actually
Speaker 4: win awards where none of us are in it.
Speaker 2: It's Bradley Cooper is the star.
Speaker 3: He's going for Emmy for sure. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 3: Emmy or bust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now what would Bradley Cooper he would get.
Speaker 2: He's a guest best guest star on another show kind
Speaker 2: of thing. That's the award. You know, he's gonna win
Speaker 2: that show. He'll be nominated, He'll at least be nominated.
Speaker 4: You gotta watch it. This episode is rap. At least
Speaker 4: will finally be nominated for something. But it's super cool.
Speaker 4: It's a great episode.
Speaker 2: And the next next week we're bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, hell yeah, Jones, And you'd be proud of us, Jersey,
Speaker 4: you saw us the next day, but you would be
Speaker 4: proud of us.
Speaker 2: We did not tie went on that night. I love it.
Speaker 2: We we went. We had a good time in bed
Speaker 2: by one.
Speaker 3: Am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, a responsible one.
Speaker 4: Am the responsible one am? Or yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: I felt great about the whole ordeal. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: it was, it was responsible.
Speaker 2: I was worried.
Speaker 4: I was a little worried by about Blake because I
Speaker 4: left him at the after party. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm leaving. The star of the show's leaving, Blake star leaving.
Speaker 4: And Blake's like he's just spinning off in the corner
Speaker 4: trying to kiss Isaiac.
Speaker 2: Isaac was not there. Get in here, he's doing it.
Speaker 2: You're so closeted, you bitch.
Speaker 5: She kept saying.
Speaker 3: That, let's come out, Come on, you're to tell us, Lucy,
Speaker 3: good storytellers. If I wanted Isaac to fuck me, it
Speaker 3: would happen tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I could make both of you guys
Speaker 2: sober for that.
Speaker 3: Or no, I couldn't make him, but I would get
Speaker 3: him to fuck me tonight if I really wanted him to.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, hey, did I tell you guys, I've
Speaker 2: discovered a new way to blow your nose. This is
Speaker 2: what I've been doing, and I'm listening. You know, when
Speaker 2: you blow your nose like really hard and like your
Speaker 2: drums kind of pop. Right, Yeah, it's the best love that.
Speaker 2: So here's the new the new method. And maybe I've
Speaker 2: said this before, it is important because I discovered it
Speaker 2: last time I was sick. You plug your ears with
Speaker 2: your fingers and then you plug one of your nostrils
Speaker 2: with your phone. Oh my god, this is it, and
Speaker 2: then you just blow and dude, boogers from the behind
Speaker 2: your brain come out. Really, it's science. Like you gotta
Speaker 2: be over like in the shower or over a sink,
Speaker 2: and you just kind of like let it rip. Dude.
Speaker 2: It's like you feel it come from like way up
Speaker 2: in your brains. Blake.
Speaker 4: Do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby?
Speaker 4: I would love for you to try it for us.
Speaker 2: I have a full cup.
Speaker 3: Could you show an example of it, because it's it's
Speaker 3: actually pretty interesting that you brought this up.
Speaker 5: At first, I was like, oh God, here we go.
Speaker 2: And by the way, at forty three years old, I'm
Speaker 2: still discovering my body, your lifelong learn I feel like
Speaker 2: Isaac and you, well, he.
Speaker 3: Hasn't discovered mine all the way yet, but if I
Speaker 3: wanted him to, he would be discovering it as soon
Speaker 3: as we wrap up here, I could have him at
Speaker 3: my door.
Speaker 2: It's just interesting because now it's the only way I
Speaker 2: want to do it.
Speaker 3: I've been doing lots of snot rockets, and I never
Speaker 3: did that in my entire life, but later.
Speaker 2: Now imagine it. It's basically a snot rocket, but you
Speaker 2: plug your ears too, so you can go extra ham.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it is, but still so Ham,
Speaker 3: you should bring it back. I've I've discovered this not rocket.
Speaker 3: It is really a beautiful tool out running. You're saying, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you just go. Maybe it's just because I've had
Speaker 3: this same cold for like fucking three months. It feels
Speaker 3: like but I'm just blowing not rockets now it feels good.
Speaker 2: I feel like Puck from real World. Yeah yeah, great, guy. Uh,
Speaker 2: just let me know if you try my technique, and
Speaker 2: if you guys listening give it a shot, give it.
Speaker 5: I guess I don't really understand why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Look at me here, Okay, And you're gonna want to
Speaker 3: get on YouTube for this? Just us really.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna want to get on YouTube's not the plaque,
Speaker 2: by the way. This is how we get one hundred
Speaker 2: k people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, we got the plaque and I
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like the hardware. I like the hardware. Boy,
Speaker 2: here it goes.
Speaker 4: But then I watch other other things and you see,
Speaker 4: like like some podcasts you've never heard of before, and
Speaker 4: it just kind of winds up in your feet with
Speaker 4: two girls you've never heard of or you know whatever,
Speaker 4: and you're like girls, yeah, girls, and you're just like,
Speaker 4: I've never heard of them before.
Speaker 2: And then you.
Speaker 4: Notice they've they've got the black hanging behind it.
Speaker 2: Don't don't count other people's money, don't worry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. It just
Speaker 4: makes me like they do. Maybe maybe we should, you know.
Speaker 5: Work harder on our YouTube. I know we won't. That's
Speaker 5: not happening.
Speaker 2: Look, Busy, you're on You're on the biggest show on
Speaker 2: HBO's Busy finishing in the top three of Jeopardy, you.
Speaker 5: Know, well, top three of that episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, top three bend.
Speaker 3: You know what I want to do, though, is if
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: The most is not true, go ahead, yeah, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: at least I did it.
Speaker 3: Anyways, you notice on the back there's these two holes.
Speaker 5: That's nice.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna make it into a necklace and
Speaker 3: wear it, wear it around.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna make this my chain. Is that
Speaker 2: kind of tight? Yeah, go for it. Have it like
Speaker 2: it's awesome. Dude, that's awesome. Yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 4: I think that'd be a huge flex to go to
Speaker 4: what the cha chaw lounge with that?
Speaker 2: On Chipotle? Yeah, dude, anywhere Panda Express.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't act like you eat Panic Express by yourself, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Do blake. There's a one.
Speaker 4: I lived with you for years. I never saw you
Speaker 4: eat food alone. Dude, I never saw you eat food alone.
Speaker 3: I actually was at Panda Express like two days ago
Speaker 3: and a girl asked me for a picture and I
Speaker 3: I said yes, but I wanted to deny it because
Speaker 3: I was kind of like embarrassed that I was there.
Speaker 2: Is that weird? That's shame? Why did I.
Speaker 3: Have shame about being at Panic Express? I fucking love
Speaker 3: Pan Express?
Speaker 2: Because you're a bitch.
Speaker 4: I don't know you have shame around eating food. I
Speaker 4: don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Well, I took the photo.
Speaker 4: That's that's why I'm out of I lived with you
Speaker 4: for seven years and I never once saw you eat eating.
Speaker 4: I never came home and saw you eating, So that
Speaker 4: means you probably would. You're just eating alone in a car.
Speaker 2: He heard your keys and he would hide the food. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like when we lived together, I was dead broke.
Speaker 3: I could not afford even Panda Express. The one thing
Speaker 3: I would eat was like a sleeve of salting crackers
Speaker 3: with summer sauce.
Speaker 5: Hey, well, see, Blake, that's the crazy thing, dude.
Speaker 4: Because we were also living in the same place, paying
Speaker 4: the same amount of rent. Neither of us had parents
Speaker 4: that were helping us out. How was I able to
Speaker 4: eat food? I didn't eat summer sausage and salting dinners.
Speaker 3: Here's the other thing. If you recall I was a
Speaker 3: food delivery driver. I would eat at at my work.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I thought you're gonna say you would take
Speaker 2: a BikeE. Did you ever take a BikeE? No?
Speaker 3: But if like the order was like a mess up
Speaker 3: or whatever, definitely is not coming back to the shop.
Speaker 2: And you mess up by spitting in it and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're spitting this one. There's alt in this one. Should
Speaker 2: I eat it? If your guys opinion. If someone is
Speaker 2: a delivery person and then take some of the food
Speaker 2: scumbag or just person.
Speaker 3: What kind of food is, it doesn't matter not their
Speaker 3: total scump back total scummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't like that.
Speaker 4: I think if someone's paid for the food, uh, that
Speaker 4: they should have all all of their food.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's totally fucked up.
Speaker 3: That actually breaks code and as a delivery driver, that
Speaker 3: is extremely frowned upon and against.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you guys stand for something. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Dursey, I feel is leaning the other way.
Speaker 2: Death penalty no, no, no, death penalty death some of the
Speaker 2: food death penalty absolutely not. Death by unga bunga take.
Speaker 5: Like steel fries, I think would be the number one thing.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I might have done that. Oh wait wait,
Speaker 2: death by uncle bunga.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm saying like if like if it
Speaker 3: like fell out of the container, if it like shook loose,
Speaker 3: like dude, if it's the containers closed, Like.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you say a fry is fine, is fine?
Speaker 2: And here's what about what about a chicken fry?
Speaker 3: You're pressing it but me, but it's like the same
Speaker 3: as like if you go to a restaurant and you
Speaker 3: sit at a table that hasn't been busted yet and
Speaker 3: there's fries there.
Speaker 2: You can't eat the fries. What if it's like potato wedges,
Speaker 2: and so there's not that many. It's a large fry.
Speaker 4: Fries are communal to Wait, so you were going to
Speaker 4: a table that hasn't been busted yet, correct, and the
Speaker 4: whole basket of fries.
Speaker 2: They've coughed all over these fries.
Speaker 4: There's like the child had like stuck it up his nose,
Speaker 4: put it back in the fry basket.
Speaker 2: Then you know those fries. No, there's a reason that
Speaker 2: you have had.
Speaker 5: This cold for weeks and weeks is you're disgusting bro.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no, And yes I did do
Speaker 3: this recently, but it was it was before I had
Speaker 3: this cold.
Speaker 5: It might have been yeah, it might have been really
Speaker 5: around that time.
Speaker 2: Wait, so would you get a panda?
Speaker 3: What did I get a panda? I actually got a
Speaker 3: responsible order. You got orange chicken and what the power greens?
Speaker 2: The veggies? I get a bowl. That's my responsible order.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? What you're already getting the
Speaker 2: fucking orange flavored chicken?
Speaker 5: He's not, dude, he's not.
Speaker 4: He just admitted he got Power Green Chicken.
Speaker 2: On to the reason I The reason I impose the
Speaker 2: question is, okay, you got orange chicken, and what is
Speaker 2: because you can't go and not get the orange chicken.
Speaker 4: Okay, I agree, I thought Blake didn't and I was okay.
Speaker 4: But also even as is getting orange chicken on lettuce.
Speaker 4: It's not lettuce, dude, it's like jail cabbage.
Speaker 2: It's lehous.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's it's actually kind of help dude.
Speaker 4: This is And not to keep harping on the low tea,
Speaker 4: but this is such a low tee move.
Speaker 2: Pizza, it's such a low tea move. Why the fact
Speaker 2: that you're shocked by it? Yeah? Why what is wrong
Speaker 2: with eating greens? Power Green Express Express?
Speaker 3: They're good, dude, They're delicious and it's actually kind of health.
Speaker 2: It's not I'm not going to say that they aren't
Speaker 2: good or delicious, but what I'm saying is.
Speaker 3: You got it's too late.
Speaker 4: It's too it's too late, dude. You ate the orange chicken.
Speaker 4: That is a day's worth of calories right there.
Speaker 2: Unless you're getting like raw broccoli with it, Like it
Speaker 2: can't even be steamed. Or cooked or anything.
Speaker 3: There's a big difference between three hundred calories and two thousands.
Speaker 2: Look at us when you talk to us. Don't you
Speaker 2: look away? If we were in person, I was sitting
Speaker 2: in your lap.
Speaker 3: Okay, but what not what I meant? Not what I meant,
Speaker 3: all right, I said I'd look at you directly in
Speaker 3: the eyes.
Speaker 2: All right. Here's the deal.
Speaker 3: There's a huge difference between getting a panda bowl with
Speaker 3: power greens and orange.
Speaker 2: Chicken and then getting the two.
Speaker 3: Entree plate, which is gonna be half chiw mane, half rice,
Speaker 3: orange chicken, broccoli beef. That's when daddy's really hungry.
Speaker 5: Which, by the way, you've never you've never gotten that order.
Speaker 4: I've gotten that several not not by not by yourself, dude,
Speaker 4: not by yourself.
Speaker 2: You don't know what I do by myself. I like
Speaker 2: to dread. I know what you do.
Speaker 4: I know what you do by yourself, and that is
Speaker 4: eat power greens or nothing, or you just swallow a
Speaker 4: bunch of air and then go to the bar.
Speaker 2: You got If you're gonna do a meal with greens,
Speaker 2: that's the meal. It's like hitting McDonald's and getting a
Speaker 2: salad and a big mac.
Speaker 3: Well, the salad shakers. I mean those were really good.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the McDonald's salad shakers?
Speaker 2: No, although I did eat McDonald's. I think I told
Speaker 2: you guys driving up to We're Goon, I had McDonald's
Speaker 2: for the first time in months, in years, and uh,
Speaker 2: the chicken sandwich was fucking flames. It was good. I
Speaker 2: told you, did you tell Yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 2: But the fries, the fries, garbage, fries with garbage. I
Speaker 2: think we did talk about it.
Speaker 3: We did, because they don't use beef anymore, and they
Speaker 3: fucked it up.
Speaker 2: They fucked it up. Man, When did I eat the
Speaker 2: other day? I ate a another? I texted you, Blazer,
Speaker 2: what a picture of Van dam on the wall? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where was that? What burger was that? Burger? Burgers never
Speaker 2: say die or not burgers never say die. But it's burger,
Speaker 2: she wrote, Not burger, she wrote, it's a new place.
Speaker 2: It's a chain for the wind, for the wind. Thank
Speaker 2: you for the wind. Burger, very good burger. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of smash Burgers around l A.
Speaker 3: I'm personally a Burger, she wrote, guy, but there are
Speaker 3: a very delicious thing, very.
Speaker 2: Crazy, because that was just what we in Chicago called
Speaker 2: a burger. This is your corner burger play.
Speaker 3: They were all made like that, huh okay, like smashed
Speaker 3: with the with the iron and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just how you got a burger. Shout
Speaker 2: up bills.
Speaker 4: Monster and I like I like them sometimes, but uh
Speaker 4: also I like a big, plump, juicy give me all
Speaker 4: that meat.
Speaker 2: A bigger cheeseburger. So you like a big patty, now
Speaker 2: a beefy patty. I I do.
Speaker 4: I like all cheeseburgers. But uh, I you know, there's
Speaker 4: so many smash burgers. I'm like, well where what what
Speaker 4: about the classic backyard barbecue.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say about smash burgers. Okay, you can't
Speaker 3: really have a bad one. They're all like equally delicious.
Speaker 3: But when you get like a burger burger, that's very good.
Speaker 3: It's it's set apart from the rest. But I feel
Speaker 3: like that is correct. Smash burgers are all kind of
Speaker 3: the same deliciousness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. It comes out of the bun a lot.
Speaker 2: Isaac says.
Speaker 4: I thought Blake likes Hamburger Mary's, which is the uh
Speaker 4: gay burger places?
Speaker 5: Would Isaac has a.
Speaker 3: Lot of really funny jokes, and you know what, just
Speaker 3: for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac.
Speaker 2: Okay, really funny stuff.
Speaker 4: I will say. Hamburger Mary's was when I first moved
Speaker 4: to LA. I was driving around with my parents and
Speaker 4: we were driving through West Hollywood because I didn't know
Speaker 4: where they should stay, and I just picked the Ramata
Speaker 4: in in West Hollywood, which is.
Speaker 2: The gay, the gayest hotel. You guys. Found the guy
Speaker 2: with the white cowboy hat, yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was pink and there's a rainbow flags out front,
Speaker 4: and uh yeah, Blake, I see he wears a skirt
Speaker 4: and kind of walks in front of the hotel. But
Speaker 4: we were in we were stuck in traffic, and we
Speaker 4: were right by the Hamburger Mary's. Hardcore gay porno was
Speaker 4: playing on the television screen Hamburger Mary's at Hamburger Mary's.
Speaker 2: It was at night.
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, West West Hollywood is tight.
Speaker 2: It's a good time.
Speaker 3: And I'm a little pissed that we never have gone
Speaker 3: out there as a crew, just like tore Up.
Speaker 2: I feel like think that'd be fun. You know.
Speaker 3: You know what I've never done that I really would
Speaker 3: actually love to do is go to like the gay
Speaker 3: Pride parade. In West Hollywood. I've never done that as
Speaker 3: a lost. Yeah, parking is probably crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like any other thing like that where you're just
Speaker 2: like this is a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but I would like to at least
Speaker 5: go once.
Speaker 2: It seems like a good time. Isaac, you gather you
Speaker 2: and Isaac uh. I feel like you guys can sort
Speaker 2: it out. Any any take apologies? Any Oh? I would
Speaker 2: love to do a double down.
Speaker 3: I would I would love to go to a gay
Speaker 3: pride parade in West Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I think that would be any takebacks, apologies or double downs?
Speaker 4: I would love to double down, man, Yeah, we should
Speaker 4: add double downs. I feel like we're doubling down a
Speaker 4: lot lately.
Speaker 3: And if you guys want to come with me, I
Speaker 3: would love to go with you guys. I think that
Speaker 3: would be really fun.
Speaker 6: I would go if we could ride afloat and be
Speaker 6: part of it and fuck, okay, sorry, let's go. It
Speaker 6: doesn't have to be that, but it would be cool
Speaker 6: if we can ride a float and suck whatever. Jesus, Jesus,
Speaker 6: what the I'm down?
Speaker 2: That's dude? When in Rome? Yeah? Uh? When in Rome?
Speaker 2: Have you met Rome? Oh? You know you brought up
Speaker 2: a John Claude van dam Yet.
Speaker 4: I just finished this audio book called The Last Action Heroes,
Speaker 4: and it's the triumphs, flops and feuds of Hollywood's last
Speaker 4: Action stars. And it follows you know, obviously, Arnold and Stallone,
Speaker 4: Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, off Lundren Willis and
Speaker 4: all of those.
Speaker 2: Happy birthdays Chuck Norris by the way it was yesterday.
Speaker 4: Uh, And it just follows them from like the beginning
Speaker 4: of their careers through the end of when the action
Speaker 4: genre is sort of died off. The one, Yeah it was,
Speaker 4: it's sort of a No, it's a it lasted through
Speaker 4: the nineties.
Speaker 2: What's the one where they're all in it together? Expendables? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it would.
Speaker 3: I think Expendables is kind of like the tip of
Speaker 3: the last gas.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it was really cool and it was awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 5: It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: I loved it, dude, The Last Action Hero So if
Speaker 4: you drive a lot, check that out.
Speaker 2: I love that. And here's my question, though, are is
Speaker 2: is fucking Chris Hemsworth and these Marvel guys are now
Speaker 2: the action heros?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean yes, but it's aren't.
Speaker 4: They he said, you know you're going, well, yes, well
Speaker 4: the way that they explained in the book, and I
Speaker 4: agree with the guy you have to do a ton
Speaker 4: of cocaine?
Speaker 2: Is that Nick d similar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sticking with.
Speaker 4: That pronunciation, the good old Nick sibiling that you're not
Speaker 4: going to to see your Chris Hemsworth movie, You're.
Speaker 5: Going to go see Thorpe.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: I agree with that and that, and that is the
Speaker 4: difference when with with an Arnold movie, you were there
Speaker 4: because it's Arnold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but I think we're in a different
Speaker 2: era where I p took over movie stars. So it's
Speaker 2: kind of that's across the board, like there's there's very
Speaker 2: few people you go to see a them movie, you know.
Speaker 3: For me, it's all, yeah, we love Timmy.
Speaker 2: And it's not like they're not making action movies anymore.
Speaker 2: They just go straight to like the fucking back corner
Speaker 2: of the streaming thing with like Liam Neeson skullfucking some
Speaker 2: guy on a yacht for stealing a star. That movie
Speaker 2: that's sick. You have seen that one, that's a that's
Speaker 2: a movie Blake can get behind skullfucker three? You ever
Speaker 2: see that?
Speaker 5: I would watch it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, any double downs any double downs that. I love
Speaker 2: the premise, I love it, but it is interesting that
Speaker 2: like we still have action movies and there they are
Speaker 2: still like the biggest movie movies, but they're under the
Speaker 2: guys of like fucking Marvel. Yeah, well, what's do we have? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 2: you guys were we talking Running Man? And you guys
Speaker 2: had never seen Running Man when we were on Busting
Speaker 2: with the Boys or whatever that was the other Boys.
Speaker 2: But you guys have seen it. We've seen it.
Speaker 5: We've seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we've seen it.
Speaker 5: World they were younger, so they hadn't.
Speaker 2: And one last thing to end this on or not
Speaker 2: die harder Predator? Pick one, die hard. I'm going Predator.
Speaker 2: I'm going Predator, all right.
Speaker 5: And that was another episode
Speaker 2: This