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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and in today's Frank,

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Speaker 1: we call a woman whose elderly mother has an in

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Speaker 1: home care provider who checks in on her and her

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Speaker 1: parrot from time to time. Cute, and that person had

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Speaker 1: to go on vacation for a week, which gave us

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Speaker 1: the perfect opportunity to provide a trust in fill in

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Speaker 1: for her, someone who will be responsible, positive, and wreak

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Speaker 1: a little bit of havoc at least.

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Speaker 2: On this call.

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Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm

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Speaker 2: looking for Regina.

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Speaker 3: This is Regina is calling.

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Speaker 2: Oh, good morning. My name's Bobby Titsworth. I'm filling in

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Speaker 2: as your mom's in home caregiver this week.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, Hi.

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Speaker 2: I'm the new guy, just a filling I guess. First

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Speaker 2: of all, I just wanted to say your mother is

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Speaker 2: a wonderful woman. I'm sure you know this.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great to hear. Yeah, everybody loves her.

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Speaker 2: Oh everybody?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I thought she was more of an acquired taste.

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Speaker 2: What I digress. The reason for my call is I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty sure she ate her parent.

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Speaker 3: Wait what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been looking around her place. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: there it is false alarm. I found him behind the microwave.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, there you.

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Speaker 2: Are, nibbles. Get over here.

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Speaker 1: He does nibble.

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Speaker 3: There I thought that really happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I saw some feathers on one of your

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Speaker 2: mom's dinner plates, and I thought, oh, miikes, I shouldn't

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Speaker 2: have been late today.

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Speaker 3: Huh. You really scared me there.

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Speaker 2: You and me both. Oh so, so anyway, I know

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Speaker 2: I'm only here for a week, but I feel like

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Speaker 2: I do need to bring something else to your attention

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Speaker 2: while I have you on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, something worse than my mom ate the I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You be the judge. I'm pretty sure I caught your

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Speaker 2: mom trying to teach nibbles things she shouldn't be teaching

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Speaker 2: a bird.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what are you talking about? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I'll give you an example, things like hey boy, what yeah?

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Speaker 2: And like what was the other like? Uh, nice legs

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Speaker 2: in those shorts.

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Speaker 3: Look, my mom would never ever say things like that.

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Speaker 2: Wait so you've never heard that before?

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Speaker 3: No, my mom, that's not how she is. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I know, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, she seems so sweet. And innocent. But I saw

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Speaker 2: this yesterday. She was training Nibbles to cat call the

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Speaker 2: ups guy.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so shocked he dropped his package. He

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Speaker 2: did not he did, and then nibble squeak right, bend

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Speaker 2: over and get a gorgeous rock.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is I don't know what is happening here.

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to take care of her well being, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: I think you're confused here. I was a witness to

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Speaker 2: the sexual exploitation of a mail carrier.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm a victim.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to help everybody.

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Speaker 3: You're not helping this situation. I don't know what you

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Speaker 3: want me to do. I've never heard anything like this before.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I just want to give you a

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Speaker 2: heads up my opinion. This bird is a full on

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Speaker 2: creep and I don't think your mom's helping.

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Speaker 1: You are kidding me.

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Speaker 3: But here's the deal.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's too late. I have a plan,

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Speaker 2: which is what every time your mom uses the restroom,

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Speaker 2: I coach the bird how to flatter the mailman. No,

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Speaker 2: but not hit on it.

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Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about it?

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Speaker 2: He's like, looks like you're working out. Keep up the diet,

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Speaker 2: big boy, right. Oh, seem like you have good self esteem.

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Speaker 3: Do you think teaching the parrot to say more things

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Speaker 3: to the ups guy is a good thing?

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Speaker 2: More positive things? Not so cat Collie, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? More like no nice package, but not the

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Speaker 2: one you're holding. It's the other one.

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Speaker 3: I don't see. I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you could say thank you for this phone

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Speaker 2: tap we just did on you.

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Speaker 3: Wait what sorry, there's a break phone call.

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Speaker 2: My bad. This is Jose for the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: God, wait, who did this?

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Speaker 2: Your sister Shannon set you up?

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Speaker 3: Oh my.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. She said your mom's caregivers taking a week off,

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Speaker 2: and you're all worried about it. I'm sure it's gonna

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Speaker 2: be fine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I long as to keep that parrot in line. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna ki.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, microwave himself.

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Speaker 2: He's crawling in. I'm so excited that this is a

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Speaker 2: bad parent, bad parent. I'll tell you I got a

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Speaker 2: pat feeling about this bird sing Jeffrey's phone taps on

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Speaker 2: the twenties,