WEBVTT - My Boob Job Before Your Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap, Jarrett, what do you bring you to if today

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing you in? I want to call. Phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Meghan's playing a phone tap on our friend Samantha. Samantha

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<v Speaker 2>is getting married this weekend and she is turning into

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<v Speaker 2>a bridezilla. Perfect time for a phone tap right before

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<v Speaker 2>our wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We love the I want to call because we kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sit back and let you do all the work,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're definitely more believable than us. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, Jarremy, It's Meghan. How are you. How are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kind of getting all my you know, last

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<v Speaker 1>minute stuff going. I'm, you know, making my own cupcakes

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<v Speaker 1>for this thing. So I've got like diner cupcakes to

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<v Speaker 1>make this week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be insane when it'll be.

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<v Speaker 3>When are you thinking of doing that? Because I can

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<v Speaker 3>probably help you, Like Tuesday Wednesday, I'm oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to make them so they're fresh. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do like Thursday afternoon, probably Friday morning, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we have you know, rehearsal dinner Friday night, So can

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<v Speaker 1>you come by Thursday then like afternoon get all the

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<v Speaker 1>ingredients and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday, I'm not gonna be available because I have to go.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to go into my doctor. I've been trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get this appointment for months and months and months,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm finally get in this appointment for Thursday. I

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<v Speaker 3>have to go to the hospital on Thursday. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>a big good what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, everything's fine. It's only I'm just getting I'm

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<v Speaker 3>actually just getting my boobs done, which I've been trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get done for a long time, and I just

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<v Speaker 3>disappointment up and up on Thursdays.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you're getting your boobs done two days before

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<v Speaker 1>my wedding. How do you think that that's gonna work out?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm getting married on Saturday, and you're getting your

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<v Speaker 1>booth done on Thursday, And could you have not takeed

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<v Speaker 1>a different week to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it only takes like a couple hours and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be fine. I'm gonna I'm gonna be on meds.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be totally fine furday.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm sorry to be like this, but it's my week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my wedding and you're mad made of honor? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm really.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be there for you. It's just this is something

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<v Speaker 3>I've always wanted to do, and the only appointment I

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<v Speaker 3>could get was on Thursday. So what am I supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to do? Put everything on? You're gonna You're gonna show.

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<v Speaker 4>Up in my How are you even?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you even gonna sit in the dress?

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<v Speaker 3>Sam? I already thought about that. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>worry about anything because I knew that I was on

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<v Speaker 3>the waiting list to get this done. So I love

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<v Speaker 3>the dress that we picked, and I have found something

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<v Speaker 3>almost completely identical to it online. I was actually doing

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<v Speaker 3>some research. The only the length is a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>different from the one that we have got.

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<v Speaker 4>Kidding, you could not have done this next week. This

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<v Speaker 4>is my wedding day.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna walk up there in some dress of your

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<v Speaker 1>boobs falling out all over right.

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<v Speaker 4>Next to my not gonna be fall I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>be looking at you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little bit shorter, and I got it fitted

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<v Speaker 3>to fit because I'm going up to it.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's a little bit shorter.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't pick that for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Megan, this is my weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam Okay, I think right now it's gonna fit my

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<v Speaker 3>d cups beautifully, and you're gonna be beautiful. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>add to the beauty.

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<v Speaker 4>Of your wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see what you're so concerned about.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, this so typical of you. You could not

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<v Speaker 4>have chosen any other week out of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on a waiting list and then Mike Home

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<v Speaker 3>came up. I really like, I don't know why you're

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<v Speaker 3>attacking me personally because I want to do something special

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<v Speaker 3>for myself that I've been waiting for you for a

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<v Speaker 3>long time, and your time to be special.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you are the one getting married and I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing something like this to you, how would you feel?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you planning on drinking at my wedding too?

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<v Speaker 3>Would have I never not drunk at a wedding. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, exactly, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're just gonna be hitting on everybody at

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<v Speaker 1>my wedding like you always do, but work, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be about medication and drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>You're boobs. That's what I have to worry about on

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<v Speaker 4>my day because that's something you would do because you

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<v Speaker 4>want to stand up there and take all the attention awaits.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know we prayed for booths together when you're little,

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<v Speaker 4>and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got them and you didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Got bless you, But sometimes it's a good thing. Just

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<v Speaker 4>care for your best friend. And I'd want to be

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<v Speaker 4>there for her because she's really gotten nervous and I

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<v Speaker 4>have to make six hundred cupcakes this week and really

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<v Speaker 4>wanted you to be there because you're gonna be under

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<v Speaker 4>the nights.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm Samana. Who is this? My name's gare from

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<v Speaker 2>Melle was starting in the morning show and then you

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<v Speaker 2>just got phone tapped? Good on?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>No joke?

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<v Speaker 1>So Megan, you decided to phone tap me the week

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<v Speaker 1>on my wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 4>You got such a bitch alardy Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Durant phone tap