1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880
Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

2
00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,320
Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

3
00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000
Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

4
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400
Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

5
00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,320
Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do.

6
00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,000
Speaker 2: You y Away.

7
00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,200
Speaker 3: It's a rare occasion when we get an email from

8
00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,320
Speaker 3: a spouse who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please,

9
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,960
Speaker 3: please please please prank the person who's staying in the

10
00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,840
Speaker 3: room with me before we leave the hotel. So we

11
00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,800
Speaker 3: had to act quick and we tell a guy he

12
00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,160
Speaker 3: is officially not allowed on the premises anymore because we've

13
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,120
Speaker 3: done our investigation and tabbed him as the hotel's notorious

14
00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,479
Speaker 3: breakfast bar bandit. We'll see how he reacts in your

15
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,600
Speaker 3: phone tab right now.

16
00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,040
Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.

17
00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,920
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four h six?

18
00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,640
Speaker 2: Yes? Who is this?

19
00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,920
Speaker 5: This is Sue Render from hotel management.

20
00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, how can I help you?

21
00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,560
Speaker 4: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four

22
00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,120
Speaker 4: nights with us, But unfortunately we're going to have to

23
00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,120
Speaker 4: cut that a little short.

24
00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What we're going.

25
00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,199
Speaker 5: To need you out by noon today?

26
00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,400
Speaker 2: By noon today, that's twelve.

27
00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,039
Speaker 5: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved.

28
00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,680
Speaker 5: Are we clear?

29
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,199
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Hold on, I still have two more days.

30
00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,200
Speaker 2: I've already paid for the four nights.

31
00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:27,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and in.

32
00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,119
Speaker 4: Those two days, our staff has noted multiple violations when

33
00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,920
Speaker 4: it comes to the complimentary breakfast bar.

34
00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary.

35
00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,600
Speaker 5: You don't understand it's included, right, Okay, yeah, I see

36
00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,440
Speaker 5: you're playing dumb.

37
00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,480
Speaker 2: I'm not playing dumb. I just don't understand what you're

38
00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,240
Speaker 2: talking about.

39
00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,360
Speaker 4: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that

40
00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:56,040
Speaker 4: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both

41
00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,040
Speaker 4: days you've eaten four waffles.

42
00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,240
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, Are you really kicking me out

43
00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,360
Speaker 2: of the hotel because of my waffle? Eat it right now?

44
00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,600
Speaker 2: That's what's happening.

45
00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,600
Speaker 5: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know.

46
00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,440
Speaker 4: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack

47
00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,320
Speaker 4: of waffles blocking your view.

48
00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:18,560
Speaker 2: But it's complimentary in the complimentary breakfast. What is what

49
00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,000
Speaker 2: does the amount of waffles that I eat have anything

50
00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,720
Speaker 2: to do with the fact that I paid. You're right

51
00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,440
Speaker 2: for the hotel.

52
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:23,960
Speaker 5: You're right.

53
00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,360
Speaker 4: If it was just the waffles, we could look past that.

54
00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,480
Speaker 4: But those were minor infractions compared to everything else you did.

55
00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,080
Speaker 4: What are you talking about, Oh oh yeah, you think

56
00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,079
Speaker 4: that the staff wasn't tracking how many bananas you put

57
00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,760
Speaker 4: in your knapsack before you lef.

58
00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,880
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, I am allowed to take bananas out. There

59
00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,360
Speaker 2: is no signs that says no bananas taking for snacking.

60
00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,680
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, we don't need a sign for that. I

61
00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,040
Speaker 4: just watched a video of a small child who wandered

62
00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,639
Speaker 4: over to the fruit bowl, put his little hand in there,

63
00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,240
Speaker 4: and came out with nothing.

64
00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,520
Speaker 5: Why do you know.

65
00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,119
Speaker 4: How hungry that poor child is Right now, he's.

66
00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,720
Speaker 2: Probably not hungry at all because he's at a complementary

67
00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,440
Speaker 2: breakfast bar where there's thousands of options and.

68
00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,000
Speaker 4: He's allergic to all of them except for bananas.

69
00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,560
Speaker 2: Oh give me a freaking break. Do not make me

70
00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,680
Speaker 2: feel guilty because some child didn't get a banana.

71
00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,360
Speaker 4: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine

72
00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,440
Speaker 4: with your breakfast?

73
00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:25,119
Speaker 2: No?

74
00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,000
Speaker 5: Move on to that point, shall we.

75
00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:31,320
Speaker 2: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa which

76
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,240
Speaker 2: should be available for the prices you guys are charging.

77
00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,600
Speaker 4: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar.

78
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,040
Speaker 2: Well I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O.

79
00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would

80
00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,600
Speaker 4: like to remind you that this is a lakinta.

81
00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,840
Speaker 5: Okay, it is a glassy place.

82
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,360
Speaker 4: Sneak it off in your room like everybody else.

83
00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,880
Speaker 2: This play thing classy. My air conditioning barely work.

84
00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:56,600
Speaker 5: You're ironic.

85
00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,000
Speaker 4: Red shirt that says I made a hole in one.

86
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,680
Speaker 4: Everyone knows what that means.

87
00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,920
Speaker 2: It's a golf shirt. I got it from a tournament

88
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,080
Speaker 2: because I actually made a hole in one. Right are

89
00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,080
Speaker 2: you talking about No?

90
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,080
Speaker 4: I guess I should have just moved your reservation to

91
00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,560
Speaker 4: the next weekend when the Swinger's Convention is in town.

92
00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,800
Speaker 2: That is offensive. You are bringing up a sexual comment

93
00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,279
Speaker 2: because I'm wearing a golf shirt.

94
00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,359
Speaker 4: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really

95
00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,680
Speaker 4: using those two bananas for.

96
00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:23,599
Speaker 5: Huh.

97
00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,960
Speaker 4: We're a snack, That's what they all say, including your

98
00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,719
Speaker 4: wife Erica.

99
00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,599
Speaker 5: She called you a snack as well.

100
00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,200
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking How do you know

101
00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,000
Speaker 2: her name? What is happening right now.

102
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000
Speaker 4: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up

103
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,080
Speaker 4: for this prank phone call.

104
00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,839
Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah, this is that the hotel.

105
00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,080
Speaker 4: It's actually Bruke from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey

106
00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:44,480
Speaker 4: in the Morning.

107
00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,760
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.

108
00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:48,800
Speaker 2: You freaking kidding.

109
00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:53,320
Speaker 4: Me called us that you're like cleaning out the breakfast

110
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,880
Speaker 4: bar at the hotel.

111
00:04:54,440 --> 00:05:00,560
Speaker 5: Right now, and you're actually proud of all. I mean,

112
00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,520
Speaker 5: it is free, but there is one small child crying

113
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,039
Speaker 5: down there.

114
00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's just staring at a banana piel

115
00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,960
Speaker 4: on the floor that you left. Sorry, well he needs.

116
00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:14,320
Speaker 2: To get there faster than true. Should bemos too.

117
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,200
Speaker 5: I do agree with that.

118
00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,920
Speaker 2: Wake Up every Morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

119
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,560
Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.