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Speaker 1: another Jubila the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, this is Casey right back. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the TSA. I was looking for Frank. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got him right here. Hey Frank, how are you doing? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good? How are you doing? Not too bad? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for asking? Um, you applied for TSA pre check status

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Speaker 1: with us a few weeks ago? Oh, yes, yes I did. Okay, cool, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you with an update. Great forward to this call.

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Speaker 1: I bet you are. There's those lines at TSA have

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Speaker 1: been pretty bad lately. Yeah. I travel a lot for business,

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Speaker 1: and it's just it's really just a pain. I know,

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Speaker 1: and I think I think he really is. You're doing

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Speaker 1: the right thing by getting the TSA pre check. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks like all of your forms and everything were

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Speaker 1: filled out correctly. So that's good. Pretty much set. The

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Speaker 1: last thing we need you to do is come down

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Speaker 1: to the airport sometime in the next couple of days

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Speaker 1: for the final probing stage, which I am a little confused.

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Speaker 1: I thought, what's this last thing we have to do?

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Speaker 1: I thought the paperwork was the last thing. Well, no, no,

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Speaker 1: the paperwork is kind of the start. The final thing

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Speaker 1: is the probing stage. We have to make sure you're

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Speaker 1: not hiding anything in your cavity. What you mean, like

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Speaker 1: like your body or your body cavity. We need to

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Speaker 1: make sure you're not hiding anything in there. I'm not

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Speaker 1: really in the habit of sticking things in there. We

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Speaker 1: don't know that. You can say that all day long,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately here at the TSA, we deal with a

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Speaker 1: lot of people putting a lot of things in their cavities.

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Speaker 1: So you need me to come down there to check

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Speaker 1: out my body cavity. I mean, I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: doing that before. Yeah, it's a new thing. We need

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Speaker 1: to make sure that there's nothing hidden in there. Also,

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Speaker 1: we need to check on the size, so we know

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Speaker 1: how small or big your body cavity is. You know

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Speaker 1: what kind of things that can hold. Wow, I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: this is just way more than I ever expected. I

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Speaker 1: really thought that the testing was all you needed. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's like a car. You know, somebody can tell

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Speaker 1: you a car is good, but until you really get

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Speaker 1: underneath the hood and put your hands in there and

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Speaker 1: you know, pull pull on a few wires and tug

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Speaker 1: on a few hoses, you don't know if everything is

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Speaker 1: good inside. So we got it's a new thing we're doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: In the imagery you just painted for me, doesn't make

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Speaker 1: me feel any more comfortable about doing it. Sorry about that. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're wondering, just maybe this will help put your

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Speaker 1: mind at ease a little bit. I will personally be

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Speaker 1: the one checking your cavity, so you got nothing to

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Speaker 1: worry about there. Oh, a doctor's not doing it, just

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Speaker 1: like some we've been doing it. We've all been qualified

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Speaker 1: to do it. You have what you for this or

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, when we're signing up, they have us do

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Speaker 1: it to dolls, you know, check out their cavities, make

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Speaker 1: sure there's note thing in there. And you practiced by

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Speaker 1: sticking your hand in a doll. And I gotta let

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Speaker 1: you know I'm really good at it. And a lot

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Speaker 1: of my co workers here and make fun of me.

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Speaker 1: They call me doll hands because I got these tiny

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Speaker 1: little fingers so you won't feel much. Yeah. God, I

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Speaker 1: really didn't need to know that. Well, yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to help put your mind at ease. I mean

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Speaker 1: I could probably get both my hands. You wouldn't even know.

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Speaker 1: That really isn't helping. Um. I really am not comfortable

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Speaker 1: with this, you know, especially that you painted that image. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you want, if you want tsa pre check, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to probe you. Man, I got music too, weird.

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Speaker 1: You can pick whatever music you want. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean music? Well, I mean when when did you get

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Speaker 1: ready for the probing? We have a catalog you can

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Speaker 1: choose from. I personally enjoy Michael Jackson's pyt Sense A

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Speaker 1: pretty young thing. If we could listen to that, that

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Speaker 1: makes me more comfortable. So wow, Oh you really go

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Speaker 1: into detail, don't you. I love my job, you do. Yes, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I am excited to meet you

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Speaker 1: in person, and I am excited to check out your cavity. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this this isn't gonna happen. This is really this is

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Speaker 1: just too up for me. Man. Sorry, it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: I'll stand in line. Really, I'll take the lines all right.

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Speaker 1: So are you declining the cavity check? Yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. Yes, good, This is actually a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Yes, this is actually Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friends Sharon set you up. Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you really think that the TSA needed to check

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Speaker 1: your body cavity before they approved you? I had no idea. Hey,

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Speaker 1: for real, though, you do sound like you have a

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Speaker 1: nice cavity. So if you ever need somebody to give

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Speaker 1: it a little look, just let me know. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: be giving you a call. Okay, thank you. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: holy On rubn ninety two point five