WEBVTT - Episode #3738 The New Phil Hendrie Show 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.320 Folks, it's Phil Henry for the World Famous Phil Henry Show. 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.480 I wanted to very humbly tell you that if you 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:06.600 are seeking the entry point of happiness, if you'd like 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.400 to know where does happiness live? How do I find it? 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:11.600 All you need is less than ten dollars per month, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:14.200 less than seven dollars a month. And what do you 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:17.720 look at that, Margaret? That is very tasteless, you know, yeah, monsieur, hey, 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.560 that was good. It wasn't bad. It's tasteless about it. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.919 The entry point of happiness, and it'll cost you less 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:24.960 than ten I don't know. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:27.680 Thank you very much for screwing up the promo. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.320 Well, Phil, that is cynical of you. Do you want 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.239 to be happy? It'll cost you less than ten. It's 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.840 almost oh, it's almost like, yeah, you're some guy out. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.560 In the street, come on in and see the girls 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.960 take their pants off. That is that's it right there. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.440 It was Gretty said that is wait wait, wait a minute, 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.920 wait a minute, tell him not to welcome. It's the 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:48.360 world Famous Phil Henry Show. It's Monday. Some things never change. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.879 Get a backstage past the world Famous Phil Henry Show. 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.080 Listen to our Hall of Fame show, Listen to our podcasts, 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.320 watch our home movies, Listen to our video casts, and 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.240 watch our video cast. Watch we perform the show on 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:00.240 our video cast. 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I'm doing the pre show. Oh well, 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.080 do just tell me what the complaint is. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.920 Complain every year now, Phil, on the anniversary of this 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.320 earthquake that was frightening for everyone. Now I know that 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.640 you have you seem to walk around with like your 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:49.080 badass or something. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.160 Mister Henry's lived to a lot of earthquakes, and they 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.440 never scared him. Yes they have. They've scared the hell 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:54.760 out of me. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.400 Well, you're you sure don't show it? I mean you're 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.720 you're talk about. Oh, I went to this earthquake, that earthquake, 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:04.480 and I sat out of the thing. And I did too, Phil, 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.400 I lived through earthquakes too. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.519 You told me last year, Don, that you were because 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.239 of drugs and alcohol. You don't remember any of them. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.280 When did I? When did I tell you that? 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:17.000 You told me that on the air. Oh, Don, you did? 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.120 You said that because of the drug and alcohol problem 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:19.600 you had. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.399 Do you realize I'm akering news a channel light team, 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.680 I'm a respected news anchor on this town and you 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.560 guys are making me you guys are you guys are 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.160 making me sound like some kind of a queer. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.400 Hey, welcome folks. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:37.040 It's Monday, the ninth year of March, and welcome to 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:38.799 a new week here in the world famous Phil Henry Show. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.560 Yeah, it's very interesting tonight to talk to Don Berman. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.880 This is an anniversary of sorts. Well, Don, Don s 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.360 very upset about this. I don't blame it. It's an 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.639 anniversary and I won't get into it. I'll let Don 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.480 talk about Don Berman is with us from the Channel 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.560 eighteen newsroom. We will talk with Don about that and 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.200 you know, so what's happening in the news these days? 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.800 Don Berman not joining us here for the Channel eighteen newsroom. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.919 How are you? Yeah? I'm doing good, but I'm feeling 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.480 it's almost like I'm doing better than you. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.160 Because I just sort of just said, Don you I 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:08.880 meant to say, Don, how are you? 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.560 I'm fine to know, I'm as far as it goes. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.880 I know that this is the This hasn't ended. I 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.400 hope you know that for six almost six years, six years, 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.880 this has been going on and off in my life 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.160 and to the point now where I openly talk about 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.880 it and it's affecting I think my relationship with my 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.160 audience and they see me as a serious newsman. But 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:33.520 every don't have to explain this. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.840 I understand Don. That's why we have you on and 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.120 that we want to try to get I don't know, 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.360 do whatever we can to help this thing just pass 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:44.400 into the into the past. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.680 Well, it's it's not going to happen because because of 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.080 the shows that you've done, and you did you did 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.280 one show, the original, then you did a memory last 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.040 year where I talked about this. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.040 Well, Don you agreed to come on the show last 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.480 year and talk about and explain it. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.920 Yes, I know I did. I have to say this. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.839 I love you Phil, I love you Shore. I am 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.320 so sorry I did that because there I have sprung up. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.360 Now that Don Berman sits in the anniversary, Don sits 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.520 on the earthquake. They have the picnic even Channel nineteen 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:17.200 says Don sits in it, don't you? And it's earthquake preparedness. 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:20.960 She'd explain people, don't you're sitting in the earthquake? Yes, 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.760 hold on, hold on, No, that's. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.760 All right, I feel I mean, why cover it up. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.600 It's the time that the earthquake hit in a thousand Oks. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.039 The episode of was on Thousand Oaks back in the 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.840 summer of twenty twenty, and I went ahead and shooting 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.640 as hel run Martin Field. I want to say, no, 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.520 don tweet this is run Martin. I want to say. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.880 Don Berman has been a stalwart in the news community 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.960 of Los Angeles for many years. Don Berman has brought 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.560 the news to the people of Los Angeles. He's done 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.880 it steadfastly, he's done it selflessly, and for all of 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:57.640 a sudden people have Don Berman. Uh, witness past picnics 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.479 and these kind of we that Don Burman sits in it. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.200 I haven't heard of anything called witness pants picnic. I 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:03.160 heard him sits in it. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:07.919 Yes, that's right, and hold on, Don, I got it. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:08.960 Well, I heard what he's gonna say. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:13.080 What about Channel nighteen? Channel nineteen's doing a Don Berman 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:18.560 sits in at picnic to help booster earthquake preparedness and awareness. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.600 That's the only reason. But I don't like seeing this 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.560 man harassed, and I particularly I'm not pleased that he's 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:25.400 on your show tonight. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.600 We will be as as as respectful as we can, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:32.120 mister Martin, but we have to talk to him. And 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.479 what's Don doesn't want to you? 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.200 I used to want to talk to him. I have to. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.320 What am I supposed to do? Now? It sounds like 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.120 you're covered now, it sounds like, hey, Don crapped his pants. Oh, 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:44.320 let's not talk about it. I'm l Ron Martin. Thanks 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.960 a lot. He just dropped the phone of the floor. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.200 I'm sorry, I have to go to that. He said 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.960 that the reason why they're having the Don Berman went 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.760 in his pants a memorial. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.520 No, it's Don Berman. Still, Please don't say that thrill 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.680 because now everybody's going to go, oh, that's what it was. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.720 We got a lot of people asking what has it been? 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.840 Don Berman sits in it earth Wait preparedness, and it 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.480 gives me some breathing space. It gives me Okay, now 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.599 I can explain it, and I don't have to walk 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.080 in a room full of people who already know that 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.160 I that you did it. Yes, but it's right that 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.479 I did it. I did it in a pair of 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.400 brand new slacks. I'll never forget that day. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.400 So Don, I don't want to keep going over this. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:25.360 Man. We did it last year. The original event happened. Uh, 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.799 and Uh, you wanted to complain. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.120 You wanted to come on this this year to complain 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.400 to me about what we've done. 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:35.080 You guys won't shut up about it. That's the problem. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:36.400 You just put up. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.760 You heard the examples that I gave of the community 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:43.240 commemorating you, you know, going to the bathroom in your pants. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:44.679 Going to the bathroom in my pants. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.160 Well you did, Don, You used your pants as the bathroom. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:52.880 I deprecated, all right, Don come on. Phil's just simply 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:55.800 bringing this up because it's out there in the community. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.000 It's out there in the community on the how of 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.960 you guys bringing it up all the time. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.039 I don't think that's the case at all. A Channel 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.880 nineteen they jumped the gun on this step. We didn't 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.240 do anything. Channel nineteen says, well, let's say Don Berman 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:11.240 sat in the earthquake earthquake Preparedness week Boy. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.880 That's what I didn't understand a word you said. You're like, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.000 that's that's what it sounded like, Dawn. Channel nineteen is 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.760 sponsoring that Don Berman sat in it Memorial Weekend and 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.600 picnic to promote earthquake preparedness? 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:23.520 Am I right? Am I wrong? 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:28.040 You're right? Yeah? Okay, I'm not saying excuse me. I'm 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:31.000 not saying you're not right. I'm saying, though that the God. 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.920 Let me say this, Phil, I will regret for the 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.440 rest of my life. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.440 You'll regret for the rest of your life coming on 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:38.880 this show. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.720 Yes, I will, as much as I love you, Phil, 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:45.320 And I was suggested you love done. You know what 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.480 I do. Love Don. His name's Berman, and I loved 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.720 him and what he's taken as he goes to his 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.000 day and given news to the people of Los Angeles 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:56.800 in southern California and I'm waddling around because I haven't 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:00.400 even taken my That's the way that they went. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:03.240 I'm sorry to hear that done. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.559 Oh sure, that whole day Phil, from the midday report 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.480 until the evening news, I didn't have a chance to 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.120 take my underwear offer my pants off. I just waddled 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.760 about the newsroom, people looking at me because I stuck 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:14.640 like an open sewer. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.440 All right, then let's not talk about it anymore. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.360 Well I have to now, Okay, I'm on your program, 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.960 and they wanted me to tell run Marton just wanting 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:29.720 from my earthquake preparedness time. Hi, folks, it's Don Burman. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.800 Be ready for any earthquake at any time. I'm Don Burman, 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.680 and this is the Don Berman sat in that weekend 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:39.160 long ago, some six years ago, almost here at Channel 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.559 nineteen News. I was in the newsroom, but an earthquake 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.360 hit in the Thousand Oaks area of southern California. It 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.880 was so strong that I quite frankly, had an involuntary 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:52.120 muscular reaction to it. Everything just opened up, didn't I 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.280 wasn't nervous, I wasn't scared. Just suddenly all the muscles 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.360 in me relaxed, and every just. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:00.240 Yet. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.960 Stuff just came out into your pants. Jesus. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.520 Okay, don I again, I apologize. I did not mean 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.240 to embarrass you. You know me better than that. 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.600 I hope, I hope, I yes, I do. Phil. You're 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.439 I know you to be a fair man. Okay, I 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.640 I don't know you to be to be a What's 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:25.679 what is that? Oh? God damn it, you got to 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.560 turn that down. Who is that You're coming from the 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:29.440 next studio? Kids? 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:32.080 God damn is that return of am I hearing Return 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:32.520 of the Mac? 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:37.640 Yes, you're here in return? Okay. You know why. I 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:39.520 know why the plane is not done. This is because 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.720 of Julie. You know. Well, do you think this is 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.520 going to tighten up my bowels or something? So I 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:48.880 won't if you want to shut your past? You still doing? 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:54.680 Uh ow ow ow ow ow Are you kidding me? Man? 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.120 What are you talking about? 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:57.679 What are you talking about? You gotta. 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:04.280 Here? It is right, isn't home? Oh boy? Don you 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:05.720 know how many guys have been on this show now 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.720 have had an issue with Return of the Mac. I 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.040 don't care. I'm in the middle of the Don Berman. 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:13.199 You know done sat in that weekend? Can you imagine 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.440 being in love with a beautiful girl, and you just 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:19.120 sat into I got up, I walked a little in 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.040 the newsroom. I looked at Julie. I said, I said, hi, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.959 how are you, Julie? And she said hi, Don, And 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.120 sudden you could see her face change. She wished she 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.880 could smit sliff the air. You're telling me she was 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.200 in the newsroom when you you know, when you sat 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.920 in your when you yeah, when I went ahead and 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:38.920 I dumped in my band. God, damn it, there right 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:44.120 there there it is once again, well done have you? 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:46.600 I don't know. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:50.160 Why can't we turn that off? It's in the other studio. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.560 It's in a studio in a nice building. Kid, I 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:54.760 can't turn it down. I set Joey with it to 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:59.319 turn it off, all right, Don, I won't even ask yet. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.600 Name was Julie. She was a girl. I had a 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.679 summer fling with her. It was great. She was great. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.600 And then she met some guy who empties garbage cans 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:09.120 around here. 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.120 So she ran off with some guy who empties garbage cans. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.360 Yeah that's right, yeah here. I am Don Berman, top name, 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.319 one of the biggest names in LA news on the 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.280 on the air every night that I'm wanted the five 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.880 to six, the seven, eight, eight, thirty nine. I don't know, 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:26.680 I forget how many. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.000 You're basically on all day pretty much. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:33.160 Yeah, and instead instead of dating me, going out with 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.240 me some guy who emptied the garbage cans up back. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:38.280 She said, oh god, I got to be with this guy. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.840 Done. I'm sorry to hear that. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:45.720 Yeah, ok I get that up date. Okay, okay, done, 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.560 I'm sorry. They're going to turn it down in a minute. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.400 What do you mean in a minute, I guess they're 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:54.280 having a dance contest. To say they're having a dance contest. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.559 Let's get back to let let's just get back to 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:00.880 Don Berman at Channel nineteen. You had had big earthquake. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.680 You went ahead, and you embarrassingly evacuated into your pants, 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.760 you know. And I want people to know, Phil, it 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:11.080 wasn't me going ooh, it was simply everything relaxed. I 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.680 wasn't scared. I was looking around and I noticed something 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.959 warm going down my leg. God, damn me, Hey, don 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.920 do you want them to turn it off? Tell them 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.880 to turn that music off? So, Phil, I was simple 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.640 to say to you and everyone else, you know, thanks 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.320 for nothing, Dodd. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.320 I didn't bring you on here, and I just we 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.360 were going to commemorate the earthquake and the fact that 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.839 they've named the day after you. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.400 The whole city of Los Angeles is name Don Berman 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:39.760 sat in it. Thank you Phil Henry, oh for got 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:40.640 cut it down? 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:47.040 And her name is what the girl that broke your heart? 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:52.040 Her name was Julie. Julie mentioning her and we had 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.160 a three beautiful months. And some guy showed up to 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.240 empty the garbage cans out in the alley and she went, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:02.520 I gotta have me some of that done. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.800 I promise you we will never bring it up again 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.240 as long as I live on this show. Is that 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:06.640 all right? 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:11.160 Whoa hold on? Oh, I'm on it. Yeah, I'll bet 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.680 you are well done? 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.600 Did you were you? Was it the return of the Dun? 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.880 You know? I could tell you this. I came into 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.280 the news room one day and there she was with 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.640 the guy who empt these garbage cans, and they were 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.600 sharing a molded milk or whatever the hell it was. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.079 And I walked by them and I was doing kind 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:29.319 of a dance step, and I go, return of Berman, 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.440 Return of Berman once again. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.520 Return You're doing exactly what Ted Bell did. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:36.959 I don't know who he is. Oh, oh, the guy 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:37.559 with the restaurant. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.880 Yeah, that's exactly what did he saw the girl and 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:40.480 he said. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:43.040 You know, I don't really care what idiot. What I 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.600 did is I walked over to her and I went 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:49.840 return of Don Berman. Yes, no, you lied to me. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.240 You lied to me. You know. I turned to her 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.720 and I looked at it. I said, you lie to me. Yes, 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.800 I high hid. And what did she do? She kept 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.960 on kissing this guy. That this guy had the garbage can. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.120 So she ignores you pretty much. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.439 Yeah. You know when I said watch my flow and 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.160 I did the lid kick, she didn't see that. So 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.719 I am. I'm over her, Phil. The only thing I'm 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.360 not over is this annual commemoration of Don Berman taking 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:20.480 out taking a full two three pound dump. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.280 In his pants in his beads. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:29.720 Yes, yes, yes, you know. I feel we got a 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.200 lot of people writing and calling and saying Phil's just 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.560 losing it. He's getting more and more juvenile as these 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:38.840 days go by. The material is all about crapping the pants. Yeah, 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:39.800 a lot of the people are seeing it. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.880 Mister any Well, I'm so sorry about that. That's my 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.440 life right now. Okay, your life is knowing people that 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:48.160 trap their pants. Yeah, pretty much. You heard him. Then 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.920 My life is being around people who have problems that 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.920 are so juvenile. It's amazing that they have the professional standing. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:00.520 Like Don Berman does television news. You know, yeah, Don Berwin. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.160 I mean, he's their Channel eighteen news. I A'm Don Berman. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.960 You know you know what I mean? Yeah? 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.720 Okaymis Jenry God. Yeah, well what are you saying? 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:09.960 I'm saying. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.440 When you rely on a man to give you the 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:16.640 day's the day's news and he goes, excuse me, but 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.280 I just went ahead and I let one go in 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.600 my pants, then you don't trust him anymore. You don't know, 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.880 you no longer have any trust in him. Well, that's 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.920 not Don Berman's case, because the last I checked, his 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.840 ratings is still pretty good. I think it's because he's 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.280 been so honest about it, and I'm very happy that 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.920 we lent some support to that. Now, if he's being 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.960 mocked by people, we'll stop talking about it. There you go, hey, 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.160 that you should have started that like a year after 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:43.720 this thing happened. Should have just not even and we 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.560 should have had him on last year. We had him 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:51.000 on as an anniversary of sorts and sorry that we did. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.760 Yeah, it's Don Berman. Get a backstage pass to the 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.640 Phil Henry Show and you can get it for a month. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.200 You can get it for a year less than ten 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.760 dollars for the month. Listen. So I'm very angry and 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.520 upset that Phil said to me they were going to 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.520 tonight we were going to talk a little bit about 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.760 how this thing's been blown out of proportion. And Don 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.120 Berman is a great news band. And just because I 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:18.040 went ahead and I went in my underwear, and you know, 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.560 because the earthquake, all of that stuff was going to 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:24.680 be put the rest tonight instead. This is l Ron 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:30.080 Martin done. Just sit down over here. Well, okay, so 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.080 get a backstage No, I don't want to do it. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.040 Get a backstage past to the Phil Henry Show at 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:39.000 Phil hendryshow dot com. The greatest value online other than 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.240 pawn And go to the merch store too and get 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:44.520 some Don Berman merch. They have Don Berman merch I 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.400 think they do. Yeah. Oh, and I'm not getting any money. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.400 I'll talk to you later Phil about that. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:54.880 This Hey, welcome, is Phil Henry here back? Stephen Mosella 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.120 is joining us now from Corona, California. Are you getting 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.320 the car washed, Steve, that's what they. 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.960 Said, is the car watching Bill up bing On a second, 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:03.680 Steve is. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.360 Going to join me here for just a little bit 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:09.679 of a contemporary news talk. I suppose Steve, you've been 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.560 following the action in Iraq. It's not Iraq, I run. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.800 Yeah, that's the thing. People were complained about you, mister 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.840 dry last week. But you kept saying Iraq instead of Iran, 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.720 and you she really carved it up a little bit. No. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:25.080 I know that we had to go back in and 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.000 edit all that out and reinsert the word Iran instead 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.600 of Iraq. But you have been following this pretty carefully. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.399 Yeah, it's it's of interest to every American, and I 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.000 think we're doing good. I think that you know, Prisident 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.840 Trump is nold onime to going this is the waxing. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:45.520 This just the wax. Yeah. The guys that are watching 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:47.240 the car at the very end of the tunnel there 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:48.760 you're doing. It's being wax right now. Kid. 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:50.720 Can you can hear me? 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.879 Right? I can hear your fine, Phil. Yeah, the Iran 0:17:55.440 --> 0:18:00.280 situation I think is under control. I think I know 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:03.520 that President Trump is doesn't not he does not and 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:07.399 that he don't have excuse me, I'm kind of nervous. 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:13.119 He doesn't have no military experience, you know. So, and 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.000 I know that he's a man that know, that knows 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.439 his own mind. So I think he sat down and 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.840 I know President Trump's informalt, so he probably scribbled out 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.760 some things and just said to Pete, hegseth, okay, get 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.960 it done, you know. And that's the kind of that's 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.359 kind of commander. We yet, what is that? That's the 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:32.000 kind of chief chief of chief, commander that we have, 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:34.520 commander in chief, command, Yeah, commander in chief that we 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.800 have that he'll just scribble some things out on a napkin, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.399 get it done, and he'll go back and have himself 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.040 a coffee or what have you. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.479 So you you think that's what Trump's doing, how he's 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:44.919 scribbling some things on a napkin. 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:52.560 I think that he is very very brilliant. And I know, 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:54.679 I know what a lot of people are thinking, and 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.080 I think it too. He doesn't have all of military 0:18:57.080 --> 0:19:00.000