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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go. God,

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Speaker 1: it fucking beard. I think you're getting close to the

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Speaker 1: point where it won't itch anymore if you hit with

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Speaker 1: the beard oil. You keep saying you're bringing me beard

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Speaker 1: oil and Gandhi, I have to get it from my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna from the store. You know, my beard

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Speaker 1: oil Amazon beard oil work. Yes, about wax, you could

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Speaker 1: use whack. That's if you have a long staff. I'm

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Speaker 1: going I'm going. I'm going to Amazon right now to

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Speaker 1: get some beard oil to it. It's good you want

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Speaker 1: to tickle each other's beards. He I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: what it would feel like to fill my beard against Nate's.

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Speaker 1: I want to try. Oh my goodness, you looking at

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Speaker 1: you all cocked and hug. It's just like a hug

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Speaker 1: on our cheeks. Well, okay, so look, I'm a gay guy,

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Speaker 1: so it's different from me. You have you ever been

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Speaker 1: like like watching a TV show with a buddy guys

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Speaker 1: and then you're you wearing shorts and it's in the summer,

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Speaker 1: and then your two hairy legs come rub up against

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Speaker 1: each other. I mean, oh my god, like I got electrocuted. Dan,

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Speaker 1: You know, when you're a hairy leg rubs up against

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Speaker 1: someone all the time. So no, I like that. It

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Speaker 1: feels pretty awesome. Would you be weirded out if it

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Speaker 1: was a soft leg, like a hairless leg? Yeah, Froggy doesn't,

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Speaker 1: don't Frog? Don't you shave your legs? Frog? I thought

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Speaker 1: he's hairless. I didn't know that you shave your legs.

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Speaker 1: I did. Why, I trimmed them. I cut it very,

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Speaker 1: very very short. So then, Froggy, how would you feel

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Speaker 1: if your little hairless leg ran against a hairy leg

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Speaker 1: and while you're watching Netflix and chilling? Depends on what

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Speaker 1: time the day it is where we are, we're watching

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Speaker 1: What about my face against Froggy's legs? So here we

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Speaker 1: go my thigh anyway, but you know, a human to

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Speaker 1: human contact is such a it's a powerful thing. And uh, anyway,

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Speaker 1: moving on here for the podcast. Daniel's at home almost

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Speaker 1: out of of a voice. Yeah, I told myself I'm

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Speaker 1: not talk the whole rest of the day, which is

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Speaker 1: what I tried to do. Yesterday. But yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you're daniel You're gonna talk. No, I'm not today. I

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Speaker 1: am not going to Scary's here and there's Garrett, and

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Speaker 1: there's Scotty b and uh there's Nate straight Nate number two.

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Speaker 1: But number two, that's my new name. Number two like

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Speaker 1: poop stuffing because of the stuff. You got to let

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Speaker 1: that go. It was just a stuff. Pretty proud of

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Speaker 1: number two this morning, Good morning, number three, number one,

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Speaker 1: number five. I gotta say my girlfriend, she's a very

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Speaker 1: good sport. She laughed it off because she was the

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Speaker 1: one who did the entry for me. Might blame her

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Speaker 1: for your loss. I don't blame her for the loss.

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Speaker 1: You should blame her for your loss. Okay, one that

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Speaker 1: served up an inferior stuff. You hear that, Robin? It's

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Speaker 1: all you can? We make that the clip Instagram anyway, camera.

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Speaker 1: You know I love you, Robin. I'm kidding good yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I would happily put any of them up against my turkey,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying, rubbing my hairy turkey

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Speaker 1: with you? All right? So where are we going? What

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Speaker 1: do you want to do? Danielle, Since you don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk, what do you want to talk about. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I'm just good thing. What is everyone doing

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Speaker 1: for like Thanksgiving this year? Do you have big plans?

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Speaker 1: Everyone going something like fun? What are you doing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it seems like everything's giving or Christmas or something. Danielle

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Speaker 1: always brings up family drama. She's like, well, we're not

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Speaker 1: don't like my whatever. And then I mean, am I right?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys remember hearing some stuff like this? Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think there's much drama,

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Speaker 1: who's hosting this? Yere is anybody actually hosting Thanksgiving? No?

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Speaker 1: excited to see how this How many creepy uncle mustaches

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Speaker 1: will there be? Oh the mustaches? Um, I think in

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Speaker 1: it's well for many reasons. I'm glad Gandhi's here. But

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Speaker 1: there's this thing on TikTok and on Instagram where you

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Speaker 1: have a man who sounds like he has an Indian dialect,

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Speaker 1: like reading like the motivational script, and they show videos

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Speaker 1: but that is a fake accent. I love her, she's funny,

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Speaker 1: this knows what I'm talking I'm sure and I'm excited

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like a guy with an Indian accent

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Speaker 1: doing for Thanksgiving? Scary? So my sister in law and

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Speaker 1: wrinkle to this Thanksgiving. You know, in years past, I

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Speaker 1: would buy that boogie turkey that Williams what happens? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they organic pre brind job whatever. Well, I ordered a

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Speaker 1: is a pasteur raised heritage turkey. So I found from

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Speaker 1: still exists in America. Somewhere in Kansas. Is this farm

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Speaker 1: So the turkey he's having is it's still alive right now?

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Speaker 1: Or yes? Yes, absolutely? Two? Because it's a fresh pasteurized Okay,

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Speaker 1: pastor raised the turkey past your meaning Baptist pastor. No,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't know what's coming. But yeah, but and it

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Speaker 1: If you haven't you seen turkey houses here. He's scary

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Speaker 1: It's no, it's called a heritage brand. Are you beating

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Speaker 1: website our turkeys Live a happy line. Hundred and seventy

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Speaker 1: there's a farmer. Do you talk to the farmer. There's

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Speaker 1: a family of farmers in Kansas to pick the exact

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Speaker 1: bird like it's just like buying a star for their birthday.

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Speaker 1: After this, don't you feel bad eating it? Yes? No,

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Speaker 1: it's organic, it's good for you. Here it goes. What

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Speaker 1: about that turkey question? Was what are you doing for peace? Kipping?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the answer. I'm buying a turkey and sending

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Speaker 1: just ringing a lot of stuff about this, like white

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Speaker 1: or dark meat, scary both. It's a lot of dark.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of dark. It's a darker. But it's

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Speaker 1: gott a gold seal right there on the website, right there.

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Speaker 1: So the website has a gold seal, little gold seals

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Speaker 1: in each individual turkey. Faith in this farmer that he's

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Speaker 1: I believe, I believe it's exactly. You know, there used

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Speaker 1: is making turkey this year, frying turkeys. Why didn't you

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Speaker 1: what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Garrett? I'm afraid to

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Speaker 1: ask anyone else what they're doing. It's my wife's birthday.

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Speaker 1: It falls on Thanksgiving. This year. So yesterday I spent

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Speaker 1: should order one of these turkeys. Birthday turkey, Yes, candle

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Speaker 1: My dad's a little picky. What are you doing? Going

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Speaker 1: Sam's getting married. What are you guys wearing clothes? A suit, suit, undress.

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Speaker 1: and we're Nashville's. I can't make it, but I'll be

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Speaker 1: wearing probably this. I'll drink some jamison in your honor. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: So I get to Thanksgiving dinners. Very exciting, and you know,

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Speaker 1: going to car Mines the day before Thanksgiving off mushrooms.

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Speaker 1: They're so good. Well, I figured we stay in this.

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