Speaker 1: Second Date update. A woman emailed us for a second
Speaker 1: date update recently named Jamie, and in her email, Jamie
Speaker 1: says she gets hit on by guys all the time,
Speaker 1: and she's so over it. On Jamie girl, preaching to
Speaker 1: the choir. My LinkedIn account is like a thirst trap.
Speaker 1: Every time I log in there, I got these billionaire
Speaker 1: CEOs DM and me like, hey, jeff, I got a
Speaker 1: job for you if you're interested. And I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have major LinkedIn profile. Pick that shirtless
Speaker 1: one you have. I don't know what we did was
Speaker 1: a first. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of hits on
Speaker 1: my account. What can I say? So, Jamie, I feel you.
Speaker 1: You guys don't where are you? If you're getting hit
Speaker 1: on so much? Why are you on the phone with us?
Speaker 1: I find that most guys, especially if they're attractive, are
Speaker 1: kind of the same. Okay, there's not a lot going on, right,
Speaker 1: And so I'm guessing you met one that was hot
Speaker 1: and smart, Yes, and amazingly original. Does he have a name, Jeremy?
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet? Jeremy? Met online and he had the
Speaker 1: best pickup line ever. No, it was awesome. So he
Speaker 1: texted me said, do you like water, and I said yeah,
Speaker 1: and he wrote, good because you already like seventy percent
Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, that's so bad. Oh my god. Huh,
Speaker 1: he's funny, dude. Oh my gosh, I love it. You
Speaker 1: loved it. So how did the conversation go? It was awesome.
Speaker 1: And then so he invited me to dinner and we
Speaker 1: both loved Chinese, so we did that, and like when
Speaker 1: you walked in, I was like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: totally adorable. Oh my gun, you were so excited. What
Speaker 1: were you feeling? Were you nervous? Were you I was
Speaker 1: probably nervous, But like he looked like the cutest shark,
Speaker 1: Like he looked like a shark the water stuff. Again,
Speaker 1: why do you say it looked like a shark? Because
Speaker 1: his eyes were like far apart, like on each side
Speaker 1: of his head a little bit. I don't know. Typically
Speaker 1: that's not a good thing. So, I mean, I grew
Speaker 1: up in small town, Idaho, and you gotta watch out
Speaker 1: for those eyes. Mean, you know, it's usually a sign
Speaker 1: of I don't know. I just I thought it was adorable,
Speaker 1: Like he was like my little stuffed shark. You know.
Speaker 1: I really hope you didn't say it to him. Though, no, okay,
Speaker 1: but he was seriously cute. Okay, we're gonna trust you
Speaker 1: on that one because the description isn't matching up with Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: how how was the romantic connection between you and shark boy?
Speaker 1: It was intense, definite chemistry. We had a lot in common. Okay,
Speaker 1: we were both It was so simpy, but it was
Speaker 1: so cool. We were both our high school mascots. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I will say I think that that takes a particular personality,
Speaker 1: and if you can be a mascot, you probably are
Speaker 1: attracted to other mascots, and that's why you're so allgoing. Probably. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you the sharks at your high school? I was
Speaker 1: an Indian questionable these days? Okay, Yeah, don't post those
Speaker 1: pictures online? Do you apologize to all our listeners who
Speaker 1: are going to be offended? Please please tell me he
Speaker 1: was something like a tiger? Please? A tiger? Yeah? He
Speaker 1: was a hippo. The hippo. Oh my god. I can't
Speaker 1: think of a worse high school mascot than like quicksand
Speaker 1: maybe would be worse. Oh god, quicksand we suck, but
Speaker 1: you have to understand I collect hippos. Wow, we just
Speaker 1: came full circle. Are you being for real? That's what
Speaker 1: did you sign? I collect hippos? Jamie? We have to
Speaker 1: ask is is this a real call? Yeah? And second
Speaker 1: is this real? This doesn't even This sounds like you're
Speaker 1: making this up. We think about it, Jamie. You went
Speaker 1: out with a guy who sizes here so far apart
Speaker 1: he looked like a shark. You were a Scots, you're
Speaker 1: incredibly racist, and you collect propos and okay, we have
Speaker 1: a break these how are you guys off? Listen? Listen?
Speaker 1: I believe in love. I think your date has gone
Speaker 1: great so far. You have tons of chemistry even though
Speaker 1: these guys think you're a weirdos together. I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: it's a really bad sign. When Jose signs off is
Speaker 1: a sign of approval on a date. So did you
Speaker 1: kiss shark boy? He paid for dinner, okay, and we
Speaker 1: were leaving and I could tell he was nervous. So
Speaker 1: I actually walked him to his car and it was
Speaker 1: like the time for like maybe a kiss to happen, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you're done. But he didn't do it like
Speaker 1: he just said. He was like, I gotta go, I'll
Speaker 1: call you a bit, and it kind of ended abruptly you. So,
Speaker 1: what's your theory? Why do you think he's not calling you?
Speaker 1: I think he liked me, but he's just nervous or
Speaker 1: he didn't see you call because of his eyes. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, won back laughing. No call together together. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Yes, we're gonna play a song. We're gonna
Speaker 1: pull it together, and we're gonna come back and we're
Speaker 1: gonna call this guy and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh guy, we love you. Hold on. You're in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out how the couple is doing right after you
Speaker 1: here Part two. Okay, yes, okay, we've composed ourselves. Yes,
Speaker 1: we got the giggles out. We're ready to focus professionals.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in. We're on the phone with
Speaker 1: Jamie and she recently went out with a guy that
Speaker 1: she met online named Jeremy. Do you see how serious
Speaker 1: his voice is? They took a drive, then they bonded
Speaker 1: over both being high school mascots. He was a hippo,
Speaker 1: she was something that's not PC to say. And that
Speaker 1: night at the Chinese restaurant, it was a feeding frenzy.
Speaker 1: Nothing was left on that plate. Why but things did
Speaker 1: go well. Yeah, that's good. Jamie even thought she was
Speaker 1: going to get a kiss at the the night, but
Speaker 1: instead Jeremy said he'd call her and that has not happened. Yea,
Speaker 1: So she's looking for our help. And I really want
Speaker 1: to get you another date. Okay, Jamie, and I want
Speaker 1: another date. Yeah, I've dated a lot of guys. This
Speaker 1: is the one. Okay, let's not put too much pressure
Speaker 1: on it before we call him. A lot of fish
Speaker 1: in the sea, but this is the shark that has
Speaker 1: stolen her heart. All right, Let's call him and see
Speaker 1: if we can get you a second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to
Speaker 1: Jeremy please, Jeremy speaking. Hey Jeremy, My name is Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Do you have a moment to talk with us. How
Speaker 1: can I help you? Guys? Well, we do something on
Speaker 1: our show called a second date update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and afterwards
Speaker 1: they're not calling you back, you can reach out to
Speaker 1: us and we'll give them a call to try and
Speaker 1: figure out the reason why. And recently you went out
Speaker 1: on a date with a woman named Jamie. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: gotcha all right, So you're not calling her back, And
Speaker 1: that's a little bit confusing to her because she says
Speaker 1: that she had a great time with you that night. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: so told you about her date? Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: she mentioned a few things. She said that you guys
Speaker 1: met online, and she mentioned that she was attracted to
Speaker 1: your look and your personality, and she said you had
Speaker 1: an awesome pickup line about the water the water thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: see you when you tickle with yourself. So she told
Speaker 1: us that she thought there was even going to be
Speaker 1: a kiss at the end of the night, but you
Speaker 1: just got in your car and kind of took off
Speaker 1: and got out of there. So it kind of sent
Speaker 1: mixed messages and she wants to know, like, what's going on.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you getting back to her. We have a
Speaker 1: lot in common. We were both like mascots in our
Speaker 1: high school, right. She mentioned that that you were the
Speaker 1: hippos and yeah, whoooo oh is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Is that what you did him? Yeah? Yeah, one more time?
Speaker 1: Please you do like a big woomp woomp pump, And
Speaker 1: then everybody in the stadium goes whoop, woomp pomp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually way cooler than I expected it to be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what's the deal then, why aren't you calling her? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: it's really not been that long. Um, it's only been
Speaker 1: I think what seven I mean a weekend doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Are you just playing the super cool game? And you're
Speaker 1: gonna wait like a month and a half before you
Speaker 1: call the back? You know. Look, she told you, guys
Speaker 1: that we went out for Chinese food. Okay, so at
Speaker 1: the end of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you
Speaker 1: get a fortune cookie. Yeah, and I'd look down at
Speaker 1: this fortune cookie at the end of our date and
Speaker 1: it actually made my heart skip a beat. Seriously, was
Speaker 1: one of those like Fate is telling me something right now,
Speaker 1: or it's just a fortune cookie that was made in
Speaker 1: a giant factory and hold on, they come to you
Speaker 1: for a reason. Don't get one for you, says the
Speaker 1: guy who buys scratch lotto tickets all the time. All right, anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, Jeremy, what does it say? It says you're
Speaker 1: not with the right person in your life right now?
Speaker 1: Old love comes back? Oh no, you're not over your
Speaker 1: X are you. Is that what we're hearing there's one
Speaker 1: person who yeah, I still definitely have feelings for, but
Speaker 1: it's the fortune more than it is like the possibility
Speaker 1: of that. Does you all stop? I mean like you're
Speaker 1: making you're making life decisions based on what a cookie
Speaker 1: is telling you, like forging you guys, listen. I mean
Speaker 1: you've got to say that out loud right and think
Speaker 1: that that is pretty ridiculous. I don't think it's that crazy, Like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: there's definitely some superstition in there, but like some it's
Speaker 1: all superstition. Jeremy, like, you liked her? So have you
Speaker 1: heard from your X then? Or have you not? I
Speaker 1: have not? Um, okay, So it's a waiting game, I think,
Speaker 1: is what the fortune cookie stopped. It's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: how long do we have to wait? So right now,
Speaker 1: I was thinking a month? Can't I don't get committed
Speaker 1: to anyone for a month? And I see what happened
Speaker 1: is that the time limit on the fortune cookie? I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You're reading so much into this. They
Speaker 1: the fortune cookie could have been talking about something totally
Speaker 1: different than a romantic partner. Do you live saying like
Speaker 1: you you're not with the right person, right. I literally
Speaker 1: looked up and saw her staring into my eyes across
Speaker 1: the table. So she did everything right. It was just
Speaker 1: the cookie, I mean almost like the problem was that
Speaker 1: everything was going too right. The fortune cookie was like
Speaker 1: take a step back, Well, yeah, what do you tell someone? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we don't have to tell her anything because
Speaker 1: Jeremy already did, because Jeremy, we didn't let you know
Speaker 1: this before. But Jamie's been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this entire time, and she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: You're not serious, fortune, says I am Jamie. Hi, hey,
Speaker 1: Karon me sexually. It's good to hear from you. I guess.
Speaker 1: So I heard what you said, and I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean, we talked about fate and right place, right
Speaker 1: time and signs and thinks. I just wish I just
Speaker 1: wish I didn't say that, because we watch a connection.
Speaker 1: I will say. It's not that I don't want to
Speaker 1: go out with you forever now, it's just if something
Speaker 1: happens in the next month, I would feel remiss to
Speaker 1: not follow up on that. You know, like maybe another
Speaker 1: fortune will come up, you know, maybe you get Chinese
Speaker 1: food more often and next time I'll get a fortune
Speaker 1: that's like, no, No, that was right, Well, disregard Wilkie. Yes,
Speaker 1: is that how it works? Yes? I have the lucky
Speaker 1: numbers on the back of my fortune cookie too. What
Speaker 1: if I guess the lucky numbers? Would that be a
Speaker 1: good sign? If I can guess some of the lucky numbers?
Speaker 1: How do you guess? Makes just as much sense as
Speaker 1: taking your dating advice from a fortune cookie. So let's
Speaker 1: try it. I mean, how about just let's just try
Speaker 1: to land one of them? All right, that's more realistic.
Speaker 1: I got I have a number in my gut. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? Okay? Eleven? Eleven, that's the number I
Speaker 1: was thinking. I'm not even joking, Jerry. Maybe you're supposed
Speaker 1: to date brook Brook believes now now you're all about it.
Speaker 1: Just felt like hippo at eleven. We're together for some reason?
Speaker 1: What what is it is? Eleven? There is eleven? There?
Speaker 1: I'm invested now ye dah my god? Did she just
Speaker 1: override the cookie? No, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. The eleventh of next month, second day, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: she guessed the number on your fortune cookie, and that
Speaker 1: seems like a sign for me to ask you if
Speaker 1: you'd like to go out on another date with her,
Speaker 1: because we'll pay for it. You know, my superstition is
Speaker 1: getting the best of me. Guys, I'm sticking with the
Speaker 1: eleventh of next month. It's in the start. Oh come on, well,
Speaker 1: he's not right. Will you wait that long? Jamie? Do
Speaker 1: you want to wait that long? I can wait until
Speaker 1: the eleventh. Oh see, Hey, look, this doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: guys can't text each other and talk. You just can't
Speaker 1: meet until the eleventh. Yeah. I mean, if you want
Speaker 1: to send me a few picks before the eleventh, it
Speaker 1: would be nice to at least see you again. Maybe
Speaker 1: dress up in your high school mascot. Stop, Jeremy, I
Speaker 1: will see you on the eleventh. I'm marking up my
Speaker 1: calendar right now. All right, well, I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie,
Speaker 1: we got you your second date. Just you have to
Speaker 1: wait a little bit. Huzza, Okay, huzza. I hear your
Speaker 1: girl broking Jeffrey in them morning. That was a second
Speaker 1: date update from a few months ago. And our producers
Speaker 1: have been reaching out to Jeremy and Jamie, and finally
Speaker 1: one of them has responded, only one. Right. Now, we've
Speaker 1: got Jamie back on the line. Jamie, thanks for joining
Speaker 1: us again. Hih, that's a sad one. Please don't tell
Speaker 1: me there was another fortune cookie in between the time
Speaker 1: we talked in the eleventh and we were supposed to
Speaker 1: go on a date. Yeah, what happened, Jamie? Well the
Speaker 1: eleventh was coming, that was supposed to be our date,
Speaker 1: and um, well I got a DM from Jeremy and
Speaker 1: it said that he had gotten involved with his ex.
Speaker 1: So he did hook back up with his ex. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm sorry. We have a good story. Really,
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell your producer when he called it,
Speaker 1: I don't have any update, and so I felt like, I,
Speaker 1: why are we doing this? I was like, he sat down,
Speaker 1: I am shaming me for being stood up. That's not
Speaker 1: what we're doing. We just wanted to hear from you.
Speaker 1: I mean, And that's real life. Man. Here's the thing, Jamie,
Speaker 1: because actually there is something else that you don't know
Speaker 1: what What turns out, Jeremy did respond to our email.
Speaker 1: He did, and he's actually on the other line wanting
Speaker 1: to say something to you. What a surprise like that, Jeremy? There, Hey, Jamie, Wow, Hi,
Speaker 1: what are you just there to rub salt in the wound?
Speaker 1: Can't you talk about how great you're going? No? No,
Speaker 1: here's what happened though. We went on a couple of
Speaker 1: dates and it were like we really didn't click anymore.
Speaker 1: And I've gotten a fortune or two between now and then.
Speaker 1: It makes me think like maybe I messed up big.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to buy I need to
Speaker 1: buy stock and Panda Express just because of Jeremy and
Speaker 1: his dating life. Wait are you asking her out again
Speaker 1: right now? What's going on? Yeah? I feel really bad
Speaker 1: about how it played out, But honestly, I think like
Speaker 1: maybe we went through all of this for a reason. Okay,
Speaker 1: that you can, you can know that there's no other
Speaker 1: better option out there, real solid selm. What do you think, Jamie?
Speaker 1: Are you going to give Jeremy a second second, chanced,
Speaker 1: a third chance? Well, no, I can't count that high.
Speaker 1: I can only go two seconds. I think I just
Speaker 1: need to check my rounds first, Like, honestly, your ruins,
Speaker 1: what is your rooms are at the pebbles? You've never
Speaker 1: done round? Honestly, it sounds like you and Jeremy are
Speaker 1: meant for each other. Between your fortune cookies and your rounds.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna make amazing relationship. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: just don't go out when Mercury is in retrog. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you two are going to go out again,
Speaker 1: though I need to protect my fortune before I do
Speaker 1: any of this. Well, I don't want to do another one.
Speaker 1: Keep us updated, you guys, thanks for being on with
Speaker 1: us again. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.