Speaker 1: Page six referred to me as a swimsuit model. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna leave that there. Hold on, let's just leave
Speaker 1: that there for a minute. Page six not related to
Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated or swimwear or my modeling career.
Speaker 2: Just in another unrelated.
Speaker 1: Article like it was about me, probably talking about Lauren
Speaker 1: and Jeff.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I did not.
Speaker 1: Poke fun. Maybe I poked fun. I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not like troll Lauren and Jeff. When I talked
Speaker 1: about that invitation, that was like my humor, inserting myself
Speaker 1: in a bra on a boat. I was in like
Speaker 1: a training bra on a boat, just inserting myself and
Speaker 1: talking about their invitation. Couldn't care less. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in fancy invitations. It's a waste of money.
Speaker 1: I believe in emails. So if they had an invitation
Speaker 1: that I was offered one second that I had butterflies
Speaker 1: and arts and crafts on it, go with god, Lauren
Speaker 1: and Jeff Bezos. What is their combo name? Gonna be Sanchos? Sanchos. Okay,
Speaker 1: So page six referred to me as a supermodel, presumably
Speaker 1: referring to something I said about Sanchos, and I was
Speaker 1: like you know, and like something's not about that at all,
Speaker 1: Like the article was not about that at all, and
Speaker 1: I just was like, there's screech marks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the swimsuit model. You bet your fucking ass. Page six,
Speaker 1: Page six got the memo. They understood the assignment. I
Speaker 1: gaslet and manifested and put my supermodel swimsuit model career
Speaker 1: in front of everybody. And I am now a model,
Speaker 1: a supermodel, and my supermodel snacks went.
Speaker 2: Globally viral globally.
Speaker 1: There were people sending videos of cottage cheese, shelves, empty
Speaker 1: barren sparse, ghost town, Dry County. I have sold millions
Speaker 1: of dollars of chicken, salad, cottage cheese, turkey and tomatoes
Speaker 1: and by gone it. I'm proud, but I'm also a
Speaker 1: swimsuit model. Can't take it away from me. It's on
Speaker 1: the resume. And page six said, So I was in
Speaker 1: a French airport and a man screamed at my fifteen
Speaker 1: year old child in French. Like, overall, I had a
Speaker 1: pretty good experience in France, Like, I only had one
Speaker 1: place where I thought there was a root server at
Speaker 1: this private club on the beach that kind of ruined
Speaker 1: the whole meal, like a real attitude that gives the
Speaker 1: French the bad name that they've had in the past.
Speaker 1: But I haven't really had that experience. I've enjoyed the French.
Speaker 1: I've loved the French. They've been so nice. But like
Speaker 1: a man in security screamed at my daughter, was like no,
Speaker 1: like like it was something like why don't you know that?
Speaker 1: Do that?
Speaker 2: Stand there? Move there? No, move fast like something.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell exactly what he's saying, and I do
Speaker 1: speak French, but it was so quickly, but I was like,
Speaker 1: are you yelling at a fifteen year old child right now?
Speaker 1: Like I was like, is there like you're allowed to
Speaker 1: yell at me barely? Right, but a woman barely? But like,
Speaker 1: are you allowed to yell at a fifteen year old
Speaker 1: child in any language if you're a man, like a
Speaker 1: man in your fifties sixties, like I will throw down
Speaker 1: with a fucking French security guy at the airport for
Speaker 1: yelling at a fifteen year old Like she she's you know,
Speaker 1: like people are so hostile, like she was whatever she
Speaker 1: was doing or standing, like she was doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: She hasn't been ruined by life. She's not a bitter,
Speaker 1: miserable you know it, battered older, middle aged woman who
Speaker 1: has a reason. She's just a young kid who was
Speaker 1: standing in the wrong place of doing the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: and she didn't.
Speaker 2: Know you wanted I will fuck you up.
Speaker 1: I don't even care if you work in security, and like, yes,
Speaker 1: they have a hard job, and yes, what are they
Speaker 1: getting paid? Like when you come for my kid, that's
Speaker 1: when we're gonna throw down. I will fuck you up.
Speaker 1: Like I literally thought to myself, I might get arrested
Speaker 1: just for raising my voice at the security guy was
Speaker 1: excuse me, are you yelling at my fifteen year old daughter? Like,
Speaker 1: and I thought that could be a crime in another country,
Speaker 1: Like you could go to jail for that, and I
Speaker 1: was almost willing to do it. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll fuck this guy up, Like, don't even
Speaker 1: come for me about my kid, Like you could do
Speaker 1: whatever you want to me, but don't yell at my kid.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong for that? You're gonna be like, well,
Speaker 1: you don't know what he goes through when he makes
Speaker 1: scenario he makes minimum wage. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: at this point if you're yelling at my kid, so
Speaker 1: the Jeff and Lauren wedding is the honey Badger wedding.
Speaker 2: It's just that it's something that's.
Speaker 1: Making people judge more intensely, this unrelatable wealth aspect, and
Speaker 1: that we put people on pedestals as if they're like us,
Speaker 1: like these very wealthy famous people, as if they're like you,
Speaker 1: and they're not, and they're not living lives like you,
Speaker 1: and then you get mad, Like sometimes I'll post something
Speaker 1: and I'll and someone will say, well, like I can't
Speaker 1: afford groceries, and it's like, okay, so do you want
Speaker 1: me only to talk about content that is about is
Speaker 1: very affordable only and never show you what I'm doing
Speaker 1: in my life because I'm going on a boat in
Speaker 1: Central Pay?
Speaker 2: And am I supposed to feel guilty about that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: But maybe it's.
Speaker 1: How you present it, you know, or it's the way
Speaker 1: things are done. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: So this story I'm going to connect to the boat
Speaker 1: that I was just on because I rented boat for myself.
Speaker 2: I've never done it before.
Speaker 1: It was extraordinarily expensive, it was very expensive, and I've
Speaker 1: never done that. And also it was on my program.
Speaker 1: It was on my dime. My daughter and myself took
Speaker 1: the whole boat to ourselves. Wasn't trying to chop it up,
Speaker 1: pack it upind someone else's schedule. I wanted it to myself.
Speaker 1: I wanted the experience, and I loved it. I'm connecting
Speaker 1: it to the Jeff and Lauren wedding because a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, I was asked to go on someone's boat.
Speaker 1: I had been on their boat years before as a
Speaker 1: guest of someone. And then this person who I know
Speaker 1: for years, kept saying every year if I wanted to
Speaker 1: come on, or these are the dates, Like you kind
Speaker 1: of wait for an invitation, You get excited about an invitation.
Speaker 1: You know, you get on the boat, you get a present,
Speaker 1: you're at their meals.
Speaker 2: You end up feeling guilty because like, how can you
Speaker 2: repay them?
Speaker 1: What kind of gifts can you get someone who's putting
Speaker 1: you on a boat that probably cost two hundred fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week and or more, And like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're just it's just like you're someone's guests. And I'd
Speaker 1: rather be in a fucking motel six than be someone's guest.
Speaker 1: And so like a couple of years ago, this person
Speaker 1: invited me, and it was gonna be for like three nights,
Speaker 1: and I guess we were going to extend and go
Speaker 1: somewhere else. I don't remember, but Brinn and I. I
Speaker 1: booked a ticket for Brennan and I and we were
Speaker 1: leaving the next day to go to Italy on this
Speaker 1: person's boat. This person is a very very very very
Speaker 1: wealthy person. It's a honey badger. So this person, the
Speaker 1: day before we're getting on the airplane to get onto
Speaker 1: the boat, says to me that their life partner is
Speaker 1: worried about COVID, so the boat isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So now I am getting on an airplane the next
Speaker 1: morning or the next day. It was earlier than it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a night flight, and I'm on the plane
Speaker 1: booking hotels at the peak season in Italy, peak season
Speaker 1: in Italy. Brinn and I ended up staying like an
Speaker 1: ikea saw, like a studio apartment like in Italy, because
Speaker 1: it was all we got and it was so fun,
Speaker 1: it was so cute. We had the most beautiful time.
Speaker 1: And listen, I have money. I have money. I could
Speaker 1: get my own boat if I wanted to. It would
Speaker 1: be a very exorbitant expense. I did it recently, but
Speaker 1: at that point I wasn't ready to do that, and
Speaker 1: I didn't understand it, and I wasn't rolling like that.
Speaker 1: Like as you start to make money, used to like
Speaker 1: fold in expenditures into the batter as you make more money,
Speaker 1: as you get comfortable that it's not all going away,
Speaker 1: as you don't think it's a fluke, as you've your
Speaker 1: money's been making money for a while, as you're psychologically ready,
Speaker 1: you know, when I was on the cover of Forbes,
Speaker 1: I had to ask my business manager if I could
Speaker 1: buy a retail priced lou Baton bag, like for eighteen
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, which is a lot of money. But like,
Speaker 1: I just didn't understand money. I didn't have a good
Speaker 1: relationship with it because I just was confused. So now
Speaker 1: we're getting on the plane and I'm booking the hotel
Speaker 1: on the plane, this person has an offered to help.
Speaker 1: They have an offered to have their assistant help because
Speaker 1: I'm like in transit, they just like left us and
Speaker 1: I predicted it.
Speaker 2: I set it to Brita.
Speaker 1: I said it because it was a mutual person that
Speaker 1: we both know in common, that they know and I said,
Speaker 1: they're going to have this other person on the boat,
Speaker 1: and that was the conflict, and they couldn't just tell
Speaker 1: me direct, and I'm a very direct person, like I'd
Speaker 1: rather someone say this is a conflict, I have this
Speaker 1: person coming on et cetera, how can I help you? Instead,
Speaker 1: they made up a COVID excuse. And then days later
Speaker 1: and I knew who was originally on the trip, so
Speaker 1: this other being wasn't on the trip. Days later, this
Speaker 1: other being ended up on the trip, and it was
Speaker 1: a person that it wouldn't be a good fit for
Speaker 1: me to be on the trip with them also on
Speaker 1: the trip, so this person had bigger better dealed me
Speaker 1: because these other people were richer and more famous than myself.
Speaker 1: And I've never spoken to that person again, and they've
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to me on my birthday, et cetera,
Speaker 1: and I will will never speak to them again.
Speaker 2: It was like so out of control.
Speaker 1: For the day before you were leaving on a trip
Speaker 1: with someone so wealthy tonight even offer to help you know,
Speaker 1: like help you find a hotel, et cetera. And I
Speaker 1: was on the plane trying to book the only thing
Speaker 1: that I was managed to find because someone had canceled
Speaker 1: in Italy and we had an incredible trip and it's
Speaker 1: what made my recent trip so much more sweet. And
Speaker 1: me and some of the honey Badgers that I've discussed
Speaker 1: on this podcast already, I've mentioned their names. There are
Speaker 1: causes that they speak out very deeply about, causes like
Speaker 1: let's just say it's the seals, or it's animals, or
Speaker 1: it's cancer or its diabetes, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: They have spoken out very deeply and intensely about these causes,
Speaker 1: these things like judged other people for not being for
Speaker 1: these causes, like you know how people like impose their
Speaker 1: own shit on you. You know, what they want you
Speaker 1: to do. What's important to them is supposed to be
Speaker 1: important to you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: They were invited guests on these people's boat on another trip, okay,
Speaker 1: and they agreed to go on the trip. And I
Speaker 1: remember the person who's both this was saying to me,
Speaker 1: these two, these celebrities are coming on this boat, and
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, wait, but you guys have diametrically a
Speaker 1: posed causes, like meaning not in a way where it's passive,
Speaker 1: like where you are tolerant of other people's beliefs, like
Speaker 1: you so strongly are for this thing. It's like your
Speaker 1: entire personality and your entire life until a multi billionaire
Speaker 1: invites you on their boat who has diametrically opposing views,
Speaker 1: but you will go on their boat on a vacation
Speaker 1: because money fucking wins, and billionaire weddings win, and billionaire
Speaker 1: boats win. So I'm saying you guys are right overall,
Speaker 1: not saying.
Speaker 2: Like I don't I like Lauren.
Speaker 1: I've met her five times in my life, and I
Speaker 1: like her, and I don't know Jeff, and I wish
Speaker 1: them the very best. And I was saying before that
Speaker 1: like this wedding brings up like the way that you
Speaker 1: feel about celebrity and the haves and elitism and what
Speaker 1: I call now the honey badgers. But I will tell
Speaker 1: you that so many rich wax poetic putting out their
Speaker 1: fucking feelings, values, ethics, and platforms and dumping them on you.
Speaker 1: So many of them are so full of shit. Because
Speaker 1: when I heard that these celebrities were invited to go
Speaker 1: on this boat and they accepted, I thought, what the
Speaker 1: I thought, everybody's full of shit. The one thing that
Speaker 1: you stand for is the very thing that these people
Speaker 1: don't stand for, but it doesn't matter because money wins,
Speaker 1: and they who make the goal make the rules.
Speaker 2: So that's why when Lauren Michaels told.
Speaker 1: Me about me needing to become friends with you know,
Speaker 1: have a closed circle, I got it, but I never
Speaker 1: implemented it because I will not be bought. I don't
Speaker 1: give two shits, And fuck you in your rich boat,
Speaker 1: and fuck you and you're lying about it, And fuck
Speaker 1: people who are hypocrites and have something super important to
Speaker 1: them that they will just throw away the second there's
Speaker 1: a big shiny object