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Speaker 1: mind of writers in the room that he would say, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go do X y Z. You run the room.

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Speaker 1: You're in j Yeah, so you did have about you.

423
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Speaker 1: You were kind of like a vice president at times. Well,

424
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Speaker 1: and he called me and he was like, you know,

425
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Speaker 1: come on the second season Scrubs. And so I really

426
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Speaker 1: did a ton of homework on that show. Like I

427
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Speaker 1: watched like every episode of the first season, wrote down everything,

428
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Speaker 1: and I was like blown away, how good the show?

429
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Speaker 1: And so when I came in, you know all like

430
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Speaker 1: a lot of writers are just like, oh, you're on

431
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Speaker 1: hiatus after a long year. They don't want to watch

432
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Speaker 1: the show. So when I came in, I just watched

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Speaker 1: like all twenty four of them, and like studied them,

434
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Speaker 1: and so I was just like, I couldn't wait to

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Speaker 1: start working on that show. It was so good. That's

436
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Speaker 1: the thing prepared, I mean, and it was just such

437
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Speaker 1: a good show. And the guy who writes the essays

438
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Speaker 1: and you guys have on as a guest, what's his name?

439
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Speaker 1: Oh scrubs a WICKI Trevor, Trevor, Oh no, no, no,

440
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Speaker 1: you're talking about Oh say like, I loved what he

441
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Speaker 1: said that he liked seasons two and five because those

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Speaker 1: those are like my favorite season. I think five is

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Speaker 1: my favorite. Listen, this is, this is, we are doing it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna five, six, seven, eighth, soon into

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Speaker 1: season six episode one. Everybody but um, but I have

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Speaker 1: to say thus far, five is by far my favorite.

447
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Speaker 1: I I loved score. I thought there's so many laps

448
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Speaker 1: in one through four, but I like it. One step

449
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Speaker 1: trip year and season five definitely delivery. It's so trippy

450
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: and it's fun listening to you guys deconstruct that shit

451
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: and just be like, what the I love that Bill

452
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: come on and said he Bill has come on and sorry, no,

453
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to finish it and said Bill has

454
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Speaker 1: come on and said, you know it was season five.

455
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: He's getting a little board. You had to shake it

456
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Speaker 1: up and shake it up. I mean there's ostriches wearing kengos.

457
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And you guys were just like jelling,

458
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Speaker 1: you know, well this episode I'm gonna say, I mean,

459
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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened in between, but I mean,

460
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Speaker 1: I feel like this episode is chock full of stoner

461
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: humor throughout. Also, I feel for coming back into it.

462
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Speaker 1: We seem like all very very very game and very

463
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Speaker 1: very confident. I was really blown away by, like, you know,

464
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: usually like performances get bigger and stuff, and you guys

465
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Speaker 1: were like right in the pocket on this one. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, dude, would you like do to the

467
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Speaker 1: honors and counters in Tim Hubert? Oh my god, for real? Yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: get to okay, let me, let me, let me get

469
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Speaker 1: my special guests to do it with us already. Oh wow,

470
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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it together. Ready, Yeah, and I can

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Speaker 1: I kind of do it Donald Impression, Yes five six

472
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Speaker 1: Sterday about show. We made about a bunch of docs

473
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Speaker 1: and nurses and said stories never so get around you

474
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Speaker 1: here a yeah, around here. I gotta run into the

475
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Speaker 1: restaurant bear back that was flawless while Donald's up peeing.

476
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Speaker 1: I think we can still talk Tim about. Another thing

477
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Speaker 1: I like about you is that you are capable of

478
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Speaker 1: beating the very very cocky Bill Lawrence in sports. Yes,

479
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: guys are both very good tennis players. And I and Bill.

480
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen Bill beat like like Prostill, Bill

481
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: is the most competitive man I've ever met. I used

482
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: to say that Bill would come in first and third

483
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: in a jack off contest. That's how competitive he is.

484
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: Because you're saying during the second he would be he

485
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: would reboot, yes, wow, and and then and then come

486
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Speaker 1: in thirds. Think it's a thing. Think of that now.

487
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: But now you guys have been playing pickleball. But you're

488
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Speaker 1: on the same team and you play pickleball, right yeah, No, no, No,

489
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Speaker 1: it's me and j D, the real j D versus

490
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Speaker 1: versus Matt Tarsas and Bill. Oh my god, it's the

491
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: most scrubs pickleball game. It's the funniest thing ever. Donald

492
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Speaker 1: Tim Hobert plays pickleball, him and real j D versus

493
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Speaker 1: Matt Tarsus and Bill. It's it's two very unapp athletic players. No,

494
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: they're all like, no, they're all great, right, well, Matt,

495
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Speaker 1: Matt's really athletic and j Jading you wouldn't think is athletic.

496
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Speaker 1: But I'm just going more in basketball. I'm just going

497
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Speaker 1: by basketball. Yeah, MAT's Matt's Yeah, Matt's not agree, but

498
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Speaker 1: basketball Matt doesn't he just look at Matt Tarsus and

499
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Speaker 1: think he was probably good at tennis. Yeah he is.

500
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Speaker 1: He was a squash player too in college. There you go.

501
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: I'm shocking when when Matt shorts anything which short now

502
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: he just looks like you number in trading places when

503
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Speaker 1: they're like ony stubs on the Matt Tarsas when he

504
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Speaker 1: plays basketball sometimes like we'll be in like the fifth

505
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Speaker 1: game of the night and Bill Callahan will say, Matt,

506
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Speaker 1: when did you get here? So that's fucked up. But

507
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Speaker 1: but Tim, you're you're equally as entranced by pickleball as Bill. Right, Yeah,

508
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Speaker 1: Bill gets like whenever he whenever there's something new, Bill

509
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Speaker 1: loves to promote it. And yeah he's obsessed. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: the new the suit, do you know about the suit?

511
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Speaker 1: What's the suit? Oh? When we're talking about this at dinner,

512
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Speaker 1: don't you don't know about this? You need to get

513
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: you can't get them now, there's this electrode suit, right,

514
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: but all the cool kids are getting now. I think

515
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Speaker 1: it's like three thousand dollars and it comes with a

516
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Speaker 1: workout that you do for twenty minutes with an iPad

517
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Speaker 1: workout and um it gets you wrapped like fast. Do

518
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Speaker 1: you guys suit dann can you google that for me?

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Speaker 1: I think it's called the suit I got. I have

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Speaker 1: a confession. I don't know why I'm giving them a

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Speaker 1: free Do you guys have hyper volts? You know, the

522
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Speaker 1: like the theragun? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yet the gun we

523
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Speaker 1: love theragun. Well, okay, because I'm a friends with the

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Speaker 1: lady does hyper vol I'll get you guys hyper vol

525
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Speaker 1: You probably don't need them so well. Isn't there a

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Speaker 1: go on one of our advertisers or they were yeah,

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Speaker 1: we yeah, we only use a gun. Okay, one thing quick, Zach?

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Speaker 1: Can I say before that we get off the bill

529
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Speaker 1: sports thing? Bill and I started playing a lot of

530
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Speaker 1: tennis in the pandemic. We played seventy sets of tennis

531
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Speaker 1: and score the score is thirty five all no, wow, kidding.

532
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: But then I just want to put this on the

533
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: air that I've beat him soundly the last four times

534
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: we've played, and he's very upset. No the less the

535
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: last six times we've played, he hasn't been on a

536
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: show uh that much this year. He's such a busy man.

537
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: So I've got a few like little scrubs nuggets that

538
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Speaker 1: I wrote down that I just tell you. In my

539
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: twenty plus years of writing comedy, Zach, my favorite ad

540
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: lib was when when Donald and Judy were in that

541
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: bathtub and you were taking a ship and you said

542
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: sorry about the twosy guys. That's to this day, that's

543
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: my favorite thing. And that's I I've worked with Neil

544
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Flynn now you know, eight more years on in the middle.

545
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Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Um Uh. Then

546
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: here's a good one. Um Uh. One time Matt were

547
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: being tortured by Bill. It was like seven in the morning,

548
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: and we kept bringing him this one scene and editing,

549
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: and Bill would just keep tell us it wasn't good enough,

550
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: and uh, like the third time we brought in the

551
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: editing bay, He's like, guys, it's just not good enough.

552
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: And we walked out the door shut and then they

553
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: hit play on the edit and the joke was Doctor

554
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: Kelso's face had been burning with coffee, and you go,

555
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: whatever you do, don't say splotchy. And then you go,

556
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: good splotchy, doctor splotchy. And we're outside the door having

557
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: been told our scene isn't good enough for like the

558
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: fifth time, and and that's the fucking joke. We here

559
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: coming through the door. We're like, where's the bar. We

560
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: gotta get into this, We gotta get into this episode.

561
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: It was written by Tim Hobertum the beginning, Hey, happy season,

562
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: Happy season six. Everybody, Um again, not to be neurotic,

563
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: but Donald and I have no plan for when we

564
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: run out of episodes. Maybe we should just watch things

565
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: that we've been in next and uh and and and

566
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: and go through that. That just seems weird, though I

567
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I should you guys, do

568
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: you guys should do a Broadway themed No listeners will

569
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: all go away. You have to. We have so many

570
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: listeners worldwide. Um, you have to. And we don't want

571
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: any of the Leaves to do something that that would

572
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: dovetail with their the Love Scrubs, or you have to

573
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: pivot to doing interesting people, um, which everybody seems to

574
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: be doing now, which everyone is doing and it's sort

575
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: of played out, and then it's like, how am I

576
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: gonna grant compete with Mark? Mary, I'm gonna one for you, guys.

577
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up with something, all right, Oh Catalyst. Okay, guys, Sorry,

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00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just gonna circle back Google um Catalyst suit

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Speaker 1: Catalyst This Tim, Tim, weren't you with me when we

580
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: were talking about this? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you guys hang out?

581
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, y'all hang out? Yea hang out? How they'll

582
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: hang out? The reason I found out Tim as a

583
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: fan of the podcast was Bill. Bill brought me to dinner. Bill,

584
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: Bill brought him to dinner. Oh yeah, so y'all hang out?

585
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: All right? So you guys, this Catalyst suit and I

586
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: don't this is this is apparently people are saying, and

587
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: I and if Catalyst wants to send me and Donald

588
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: a suit, we would be very happy to advertise the

589
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: funk out of it because they're expensive. But apparently this

590
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: thing actually works. You work out and for twenty minutes

591
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: and you get it's like the Iron Man suit looks

592
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: like the Flash Yeah that from the movie. No. Bill

593
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: told me he was going to leave me that suit

594
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: when he goes to Miami. Oh really, yeah, but not

595
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: after I probably said I beat him in tennis. I

596
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: think Bill and Kristen got one. But there's a way,

597
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: there's a wait list. Yeah, come on, Catalyst, hook us up, Catalyst,

598
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: Suit Catalyst, Catalyst, Come on, Catalyst. Someone someone here who

599
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: knows the CEO of Catalyst, please send us all the

600
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: suit all right, Um, okay, so here we are. Um,

601
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Speaker 1: it's a wacky episode. Okay, I've got new long hair.

602
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: This episode has one of my favorite jokes in the

603
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: whole show, the whole season, And we'll get to that.

604
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Speaker 1: But I don't remember. I think I improved some of it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to insult your writing, Tim, how much

606
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: of that thing? I know? But do you recall I

607
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: don't want to take credit. It was a let's just

608
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: say it was a team effort. Yeah. Look at the

609
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: bit that we'll get to of me describing to my

610
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: friends dying impregnated without penetration. Okay, I have a question

611
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Speaker 1: to ask. Yes, we literally went to Vegas just to

612
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: do a cold open. How did that happens? About the

613
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: Blue Man group? Bill loves Bill loves the big season

614
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: opening episodes, and he always wants to do big stuff

615
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: in those, right, and uh that little Man come from.

616
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: I understood it as like Bill, Bill wants to go

617
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Speaker 1: to Vegas with the whole cast, and and we find

618
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: a reason to make that happen. But also Bill's obsessed

619
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Speaker 1: with Blue MANGERO if he loved Blue Angeroo? Oh we did? Ok? Yeah,

620
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: now did Blue Man Group. We must have worked out

621
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Speaker 1: a deal. I don't know if we paid them or

622
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: they paid us, because it was sort of an ad

623
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Speaker 1: for them. Yeah. I think it probably helped them more

624
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: than it helped us. Well, we went to the club

625
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Speaker 1: with the Blue Man Group. Dude, after these two we

626
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Speaker 1: did that night? We did? We party with the Blue

627
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Speaker 1: Man Group that night. Not only did we party with

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Speaker 1: the Blue Man Group. I remember the people that were

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Speaker 1: in the club that night were Kim Kardashian. We went

630
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: to town at night Kim Kardashian and but she wasn't

631
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: famous Kim Kardashian yet. She wasn't famous Kim Kardashian yet.

632
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: I remember them being like, and Kim Kardashian in the

633
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: house and I'd be like, and I was like, who

634
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: is that and there and someone said it's Paris Hilton's

635
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: Sidekick's Paris Hilton's closet, closet organizer or some shit like that.

636
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: That's what it was back then. I remember somebody introducing

637
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: Kim too me, Hey, Donald, have you ever met Kim before?

638
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, hey, how's it going? But

639
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 1: I didn't know. She hadn't become the most famous person

640
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: in the world yet. She was like Paris Hilton's yea

641
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 1: side side kick at the time. And now forget about

642
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: it all right, So Jordan's pregnant. Jordan's pregnant, Jack, who

643
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: was talking a lot right now, Jordan's pregnant? Who do

644
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: you who? Timmy? You would know who is she pregnant with?

645
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 1: In real life that would probably have been Will I imagine. Okay, yeah,

646
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: and Cox gets mad and throws food at Jack's face. Yes,

647
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: you guys have lots of children. It must be frustrating

648
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: sometimes when they throw food. You want to throw food back. Yeah, yeah,

649
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: there was, you do, but you don't. There was one

650
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: line in this thing right before they threw the TV

651
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: out the window. I just jumping ahead a little bit.

652
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: But like when I got back from a well, you know,

653
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: we had all the four kids on a vacation and

654
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: we got in our minivan. My brother Mike picked us up,

655
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: and I was just so devastatingly tired, and Mike one

656
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: of the kids dropped his pacifier, one of the twins,

657
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: and I was trying to pick it up, and my

658
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: back hurt and my my my sternum was in the

659
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: stroller wheel and I'm trying to get this pacifier and

660
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: I arch up to my back hurts, and I go

661
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: in front of the TV and the Minivans is finding

662
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: Nemo and my little guy Charlie goes, I can't see Nemo,

663
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: and I go, how would you like my fucking fist

664
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: in your face? That's what I said to my kid,

665
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: And so I remembered when I was watching this, um

666
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: the guy goes, I can't see the TV. And then

667
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: doctor Cox threw it out of the out of the window,

668
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, it was like PTSD

669
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: of having it. That's where it came from. Oh my god. Anyways,

670
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: that I'm probably gonna get like Social Services calling me.

671
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: But no, Tim doesn't harm his children. He just sometimes

672
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: threatened the show, yeah, to put your fist in everywhere.

673
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these

674
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: fine words. So there's a great moment in this where

675
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: we're talking about ring tones, and Turk's talking about how

676
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: he's gonna put instincts bye bye bye into his phone

677
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: for the ring tone, and Elliott says, I'm putting Jesus

678
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: take the wheel by Carrie Underwood into mine, right, And

679
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Rob Mascio's character to Todd walks by and says, I'm

680
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: carrying Underwood. Now. That was the second greatest thing he had,

681
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: other than in your endo, in your endow, yeah, Todd.

682
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: Todd starts off the episode saying that he has Underwood, um,

683
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: which is a good joke. Now, pop rocks and coke.

684
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: If you don't know, if you're too young to know,

685
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: it was always an old wives tale when we were

686
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: growing up that this is a deep cut. But there

687
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: used to be an ad for Life Cereal. Life Cereal

688
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: was a very popular cereal. I don't know if it's

689
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: still popular or not, but I loved it as a kid.

690
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: And and the ads, the commercials had a little boy

691
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: and he was named Mikey. Yes, and and and he

692
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: was adorable, cute commercial kid. And they'd be like, give

693
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: it to Mikey, he loves it, right, No, give it

694
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: to Mikey, he'll eat anything. He'll eat anything. And then

695
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: Mike and then he Mikey would eat Life cereal and

696
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: it was adorable and they would say, Mikey likes it.

697
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: He likes it. Hey, Mikey, he likes it. Okay, go

698
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: look this up on YouTube if you're curious. Well, a

699
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: rampant rumor spread that that Mikey, the adorable kid from

700
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: the Life commercials, had died. Yes, because exploded. Exploded. He

701
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: exploded because he ate pop rocks and coke together. Yes,

702
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: like pop rocks. I don't know if you don't know

703
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: what pop rocks are. It's a candy that goes in

704
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: your mouth and it makes it it fizzes. We show

705
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: it in this episode and apparently so as children, we

706
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: were terrified if you would explode, like poor Minkey, if

707
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: we ever had pop rocks and coke together. Well, but

708
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: there's some there's something to all of that because have

709
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: you ever seen mintos and coke are mixed and you

710
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: see what they can do? Right? I so imagine if

711
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: you had mentos in your mouth and that happened. So

712
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: the fact that you could see it happened with mintos

713
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: only makes it more makes the urban legend even more

714
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 1: of a possibility because it happens with mentos. Minto's explodes

715
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: if you put it in a bottle. I must admit

716
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if Minkey died from pop products. If

717
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: you're still alive, so well, can you please google what

718
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: happened to Mikey from the Life Sero commercial? And is it?

719
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 1: Is it in fact false? That urban myth? That's gotta

720
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: be I haven't thought about that in years. No, but

721
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: do you remember that? I remember, I remember being a child.

722
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: I remember being a child being afraid that somehow I

723
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: would forget and have pop rox and coke and explode

724
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: like Minkey. Accidentally, Um I have so so Kim tells

725
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: me she's pregnant, and I go, I have to ask

726
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:00,479
Speaker 1: you have there have there been other penises that ad lived?

727
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember writing that, but that's a great we

728
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: have the writer on the show. I'm gonna take um

729
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: all you should. I don't think particularly funny. And I

730
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: also loved your delivery on uh well, thanks a lot.

731
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: That's hilarious, Yeah, hilarious. That's different. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

732
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: I remember loving that joke in the room. So the

733
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys, Sorry, instinct dancing. That was very funny. I'm

734
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: trying to get Turk called Turk, called Turk, call Turk,

735
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: and I can't get him because the entire lobby of

736
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: this hospital is dancing and rob By, and rob of

737
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: course has his shirt off. Ye did we did we

738
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: ask you, like, do you remember Donald? If we asked you,

739
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: like what song we should use for that? No, you

740
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: guys came in and we're like, we're gonna use Bye

741
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: Bye Bye. And I was like, that's fine, that's perfect. Sweet. See,

742
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: I do remember. I do remember this, and I thought

743
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: it was really weird, but I remembered it, and then

744
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: it happened in the show. But when you're on that,

745
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: you're in front of the deck still, and I knew

746
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: that something like this had happened. I just couldn't remember it.

747
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: And you say something to the effect of, you know,

748
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: I should and my bed. There's a party on the deck. Yes,

749
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: the gay seniors. You got to set up, right, the

750
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: gay seniors are having a party on my deck. And

751
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm hammered, right, and you say, and Jad says something

752
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: to the likings of I should be with one of

753
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: you guys, I should marry My life would be easier

754
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: if I married one of you guys and then he

755
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: passes out and they freaking form a freaking like a funeral.

756
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Is that a procession? When they're in line? Like procession?

757
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: Let's roll, boys, it's a procession of Volkswagen bugs. I

758
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: remember shooting that, and I remember you've just been obsessed

759
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: with that lame miss that well, it's misses in town. Yeah,

760
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: I assumed I could get them off every I kept

761
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: ja jad Is the second time trying to get the

762
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: gay seniors off his deck using lame miss as a

763
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: lures in town. And it's and they didn't. They didn't

764
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: fall for it. Instead, they pretty much take advantage of

765
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: my incapacitation and try and gay marry me. You heard him.

766
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: But I think that's consent what you said consent. I

767
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: don't think it's consent. It's iron you said it. My

768
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: life would be easier if I would just married one

769
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: of you guys. You heard him, girl, Yeah, Well, all

770
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: I know is I wake up and I'm about to

771
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: be married in Vegas to a man. And then Donald

772
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: gets to Vegas way too fast? Yes, four hour, it's

773
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: what is it? Four and a half hours? If you're

774
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: driving fast, yeah, but where did we should what do

775
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: we say this? Well, we we always you know that's true.

776
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 1: It was never specific. We've we've in in in five seasons.

777
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: We've sort of deduced that it's Los Angeles. Los Angeles, y,

778
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: you know why we had a fake name in the

779
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: writer's room of the place. I can't remember it though.

780
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: The real Kicker was Sarah takes a train to to

781
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: AC World. I know, I know by the way. I

782
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 1: can't just you're hearing you say, kicker. I can't wait

783
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: to get to my favorite scene. Okay, let's keep moving,

784
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: so you're all dancing. Kelso gets into it. For some reason,

785
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: he spikes the lens when he says this is yeah,

786
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: he did. I noticed that. I don't know what that was.

787
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 1: Was sort of a weird choice. John Inwood, our cinematographer,

788
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: directed this, so I don't know why our wonderful DP

789
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: made it in such an odd choice. But for no reason,

790
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: Kelso spikes the lens when he says that line, yeah,

791
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: good guy, um so so, um, we're in Vegas. Sorry,

792
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: we're in Vegas and we do the whole Blue Man

793
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: Group thing. I remember it being a lot of fun.

794
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: We because we just all we did to do was

795
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: shoot that quick um walk and talk with Donald and

796
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: the Blue Man group thing, which we which didn't did

797
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: it all in a day. We literally did it in

798
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: in the maybe a half a day, yeah half, because

799
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: then we had the rest of the night. And then

800
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: we party. The whole crew, the whole crew and cast

801
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: was there. I remember having an amazing time and great

802
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: we took over blackjack tables together and yeah, and you

803
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: guys were living the life of Riley. We were, you know,

804
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: Bill huge hands because I remember I remember watching Bill

805
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: bet huge hands because he was much richer than we were,

806
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: and and uh and I was way more inebriated than

807
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of fun to watch him

808
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: bet like really stupidly giant hands of blackjack. I'd never

809
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: seen someone do that. I do remember you guys being

810
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: like hungover the rest of the week. Oh whenever, whenever

811
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: we were shooting. Oh man, there were so many hungover

812
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: stories from I mean, I wonder how that worked, Like

813
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: we didn't like we we we were shooting two episodes

814
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: that this is so at some point we were shooting

815
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: two episodes at a time, weren't we weren't we doing

816
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: something where we were doing At some point it seemed

817
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 1: like we were shooting. We weren't shooting like this season alone.

818
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't think we shot in order like I think

819
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: there was that's right, right. I think there was some

820
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: times where we were doing other shows that were gonna

821
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: be before and then. I don't know. I don't know.

822
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: The show is always there was The show was always

823
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: shot on him on a Monday through Friday schedule. I

824
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: don't know how he would have gone Vegas partied huge

825
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: and like been back and yeah, they had to be

826
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: shooting somehow. That was scheduled, so there had to be

827
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: two units. Okay, so um, so um is this the

828
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: first it's Beard Fosse damnit? Second second? Okay, so Beard

829
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: Fosse uh has a catchphrase? Yeah, And she was gonna

830
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: and Eliot was gonna mount him. I don't know why

831
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: he didn't take it up on that, right? Why was

832
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: against being mounted by Elliot? She could call him anything,

833
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean, what was he thinking? Yeah, well, he may

834
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: not be into women. Um, he certainly didn't take the

835
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: lure of being mounted by Elliott who's not attractive. I mean,

836
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what happened there. Yeah,

837
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: This made me laugh. Coincidentally, I have a cousin named

838
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: shit Daisy. That was hilarious. Tim, Where did this um

839
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: this convention come from? If do you recall even of

840
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: having uh, the three three of us confront mirror sort

841
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: of different images of ourselves. I think it was like

842
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 1: just one of these again. It was like the first

843
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: one of the season. Bill always wanted to do really

844
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: cool stuff, and I think having you guys played for

845
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: you know, different versions of yourself felt really cool at

846
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: the time. Well, missus zb is not a name. And

847
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: by the way, you're a handsome, handsome woman. I did

848
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 1: a natter school special called My Summer as a Girl,

849
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: which I encourage you all to google image. We talked

850
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: about it with Gabby as well. Yes, so I did it.

851
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: I did a natter school special when I was in

852
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: at Northwestern, um uh what during a summer break, called

853
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: My Summer as a Girl. It's a masterpiece. Let me

854
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Please look for please look for

855
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: clips on YouTube and enjoy When you were at Northwestern

856
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,959
Speaker 1: and that and the movie and you were filming the movie,

857
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: were you like big man on campus? Like I fucking

858
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 1: got a job? Some of you don't even have jobs yet. Well,

859
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: it was during a summer break, and I remember I

860
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: came back, well, when I went to North Restaurant, I

861
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: had just done a small part in Manhattan Murder Mystery,

862
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: and that I was very proud of because that was

863
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: a huge deal. And I remember being feeling a cool

864
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: kid about that. Right, this after school special was pretty

865
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: dark and cheesy and I and I I knew it,

866
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: and I think I was a little embarrassed. I didn't

867
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I was coming back like, oh, I

868
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: was in something dope, but the check was very meanful

869
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: to me as a college kid, and uh, and I

870
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: remember being thrilled about that. But I remember feeling like

871
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: like I was in a fraternity like everyone. I remember

872
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: everyone gathering around to watch it, and this is awesome.

873
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: Doctor Cox would have loved it now as a girl. Yeah,

874
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: and and I I the actual special just pretty much

875
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: stole the plot of Tutsie. I. I couldn't get a

876
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: job and I needed a job, and I dressed up

877
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: like a woman. But anyway, I and now one I looked.

878
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I've been told I'd looked like the actress Heather Monterrozzoum,

879
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: which makes sense because we wants to play brother and

880
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: he wants played brother, and Heather is way prettier. But

881
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: but but we wants played brother and sister together. So

882
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: so it made sense this one. I don't know. I

883
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 1: don't think I look like I'm gonna say, but no

884
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: disrespect to the actress who then we morphed into you.

885
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: But I think you were prettier than the actress. Are

886
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: you say that's not nice? Well, I'm sorry, it's well

887
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: you're you're saying that if you had to choose, if

888
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: you were at a bar and you were gonna take

889
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: one of us home, you would affected missus ZB. Yes,

890
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: I would have gone home with you that night. For

891
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: those of you as high as Donald you might not know.

892
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: You might not know that missus ZB as my initials

893
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: z B oh shit, Come on Jesus for I have

894
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: another question now. And I'm from the African American community,

895
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: really really, but what the fuck is a funky cold Medina? Oh?

896
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: There was a song, funky cole Medina it was and

897
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: Tone Loke wrote the song, right, know the song? But

898
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: what is it funky cold Medina? No? No, no, what

899
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: is it? The premise of the song, Um that it

900
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: made Pete. It was like it was afrodisiact. Joel, you're

901
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: the pop caled Well you don't know. Joel was like,

902
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what that sh is. You never heard

903
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: of funky cole Medina. It was a song. I know

904
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: the song, but funky what does it mean? I believe

905
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: I recall there was a video and I think funky

906
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: cole Medina was an afrodisiact drink that would make the

907
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: lead eats all want sir mix who sang that song?

908
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, okay date rape drug? No sensual, No, it

909
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: was consensual, it was I believe it was. It just okay.

910
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: The women, the women, I believe knew they were drinking

911
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: and after dzact drink and off base here So so no, no, no.

912
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: The Urban Dictionary is agreeing with you. Generally, anything to

913
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: help you get loose or let loose. And medina what's

914
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: a commentary name for black families in Spanish. So I

915
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: don't think it's like it's just it helps you get loose,

916
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: have fun, Joel, can you scroll through the video on

917
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: YouTube and see if I'm correct in that women would

918
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: drink it and then want to bang tone. Look, it

919
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: comes full circle to me going home with you if

920
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: you were a woman in the bar though, If you yeah,

921
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: I saw you, then then that's a lap. It wasn't

922
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: like a roofy thing. It was like you drink it

923
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you're like that, give oh,

924
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 1: we found a recipe. Okay, one ounce of Absolute vodka

925
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: Southern Comfort, and Luke curs, correct, go, I don't know.

926
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: Thank you over ice with Cranberry. Jee. Please just answer

927
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: my query about whether in the video um the storyline.

928
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: I just want to I don't have the best memory,

929
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: and I just want to know if, if, if I'm

930
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: correct that in the storyline of the video was that

931
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: women changed their attitude towards tone Loaf once they'd had

932
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: I think that's a you could connect those doubts, right,

933
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, all right, Donald, your

934
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: joke exactly? If I say this, I don't. I don't

935
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: know if you're driving this thing, but I do tend

936
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: to drive the thing, Tim, But you're you're like much

937
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: like Bill entrusting the writer's room to well I did.

938
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: I loved when you were with the motorcycle, a thin

939
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: guy and you said, he said, what's up? We were

940
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: off the rails this season. Man, Like, there's so many

941
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: things that happened in the season where I'm like, what

942
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: not just this episode alone? Like we came off at

943
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: five and I was like, this is kind of crazy,

944
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: But dude, you hide in between my legs where the

945
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: pedals breaks love it and that and then it is

946
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: on the verge of the backpack thing. How I fit there?

947
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: But I I did fit there, I guess, But why

948
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: didn't she see me? You're hiding under the freaking You're

949
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: where the the pedal and the brake are. The reason

950
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 1: people loved you guys together so much is like encapsulated

951
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: in that charades thing, right, I got that so great?

952
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: The baby CPR class. We are so going to kill

953
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: this Charades tournament this weekend. People just love you guys.

954
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: Where did where did they? When did they get in?

955
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: A First of all, how did they get into the

956
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: Charides tournament? Second, his wife is pregnant. Where's the he

957
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: think he's going this weekend? Get out of here. We've

958
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: been practicing for Sharides tournament. I feel like we've given

959
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: up on the Mighty Kites Club that hasn't gotten attentions.

960
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: We haven't started the Mighty Kites Club yet, have we

961
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: that's coming up? That's like, I think Mighty Kites while

962
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: I was still there. That was definitely while I was

963
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: still there. Because I wasn't there for season A lot

964
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: of hardcore fans. What about shower shorts? Shower shorts? Oh

965
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: my god, I love shower shorts. So the man who

966
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: has nothing to hide but still wants to one of

967
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: my favorite things out me too. Still wait to Tim,

968
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: But you wrote the first episode for season six, but

969
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: then I left. I didn't stay for season six. Got it? Okay,

970
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: let me get this straight to him, because I want

971
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: to get into one of my favorite jokes in all

972
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: of this whole Room Scrubs, which is the JD explaining

973
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: how he got him. Um, it seems to me that

974
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: the that JD ejaculated to his own dirty talk is

975
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: that what happened. Yes, you got sucked up in your

976
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: own dirty right, So what really happened was that they

977
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: did they weren't just we'll go into what he says,

978
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: but he what seems to have happened in the macro

979
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: is that JD started using dirty talks and turned himself

980
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: on so much with his own dirty talk that he

981
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: prematurely ejaculated near yes, yes, some septen. I mean, I

982
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 1: just want you, like as a fan, I just want

983
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: you to read that MODELO. It was just so my god,

984
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: I want I wrote down some key points. There was

985
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: some unexpect It's very tricky to describe um ejaculating prematurely

986
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 1: on a woman's vagina on on NBC in a Disney show,

987
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: and it starts with you getting turned down by your

988
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: own dirty tech. Yeah, thanks Disney. Um, all right, so

989
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: I say that there was some I say, can I

990
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,919
Speaker 1: confide in you guys? And they're sure? And I say,

991
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: we never, um, we got naked, we need it up.

992
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 1: And uh, there was some unexpected friendly fire. Wait a second,

993
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: you telling me that you yeah, I know I got

994
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: yet and I go and I never, I never got

995
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: a chance to enter the village. Wait wait, hold on

996
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: you saying that you didn't ye and there was an

997
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: airstrike on an outlying region. Yeah, my god, you should

998
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 1: have wont to Emmy for this speech, which to me

999
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: is that how it starts off to. It's like and

1000
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: I confide in you guys, yeah, and trying not to laugh.

1001
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: It's the funniest damn thing I tell you guys something

1002
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: real quick, because I don't. I mean, it's it's great

1003
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: to have friends that you can be like that. I'm

1004
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: sure we all like tim. I'm sure you have stories

1005
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: like this all oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's like

1006
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: my wife twins came about. Well, I'm saying, my wife

1007
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: doesn't have to do much anymore. Like when we're out

1008
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: and about, she'll I'm sure Bill told me a story

1009
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: similar to this. One's too, But my wife will talk

1010
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: the dirtiest to me in the car ride home like

1011
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: it's going down. Oh shit, we're gonna do oh and

1012
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do this, And I'm like, oh yeah,

1013
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get home, and I'm all exciting

1014
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: and everything, and we get home and within seconds like that,

1015
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: all because of the dirty talking. So you the dirty talk.

1016
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: Do you think that's by design the case? I don't

1017
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: want this ship to go on forever, so absolutely, yes,

1018
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: it's it is. She goes. She will go into oh

1019
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: you want to do that, I'm gonna let you do this,

1020
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: and they're gonna do that, and then all I'm gonna

1021
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: do this that JD did that to himself. Yeah, it

1022
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like Kim was participating in the dirty

1023
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,439
Speaker 1: no no, no, he was doing it all well, Turt goes,

1024
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: Turt goes, Turt does say, oh she like it a

1025
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: dirty talk. Yeah, no, I think I and I believe,

1026
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: I say, no, I do. I I find it, yeah,

1027
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: saying something that I find it? Uh, what do you say?

1028
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: I see something like I think the ladies ladies like it.

1029
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: And then and then I forgot what I say something yeah,

1030
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: But but you're basically bring it around to like it's

1031
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: your dirty talk that turns you on. Yes, And then

1032
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: I'd love to see what that dirty. The way you

1033
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: said penetration was so funny too, as the kind of

1034
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: the woody Allen come, I would tell you sorry, I

1035
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: forgot to say you. I went to the or the

1036
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: petist because I'm having some some back issues. And uh,

1037
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: they have a TV. They're always playing random nature shows

1038
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: or whatever. They played random TV on in the lot

1039
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 1: in the in the waiting room, and I walk in

1040
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: and Psych is playing huge with subtitles, you know, because

1041
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: it's off the volumes off on the TV. And I

1042
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: got a mask on. I mean, I know they know

1043
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: my name from the from the monitors, their computers and

1044
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: everything I get an appointment, but I don't. It doesn't.

1045
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Speaker 1: It doesn't really cross my mind that they recognize me

1046
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: because I've got a mask on and everything, and they

1047
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: and they go. One of them goes, does that bother you?

1048
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: Or playing psych? Fuck? It's like curbing Enthusiasm. And I'm

1049
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 1: like and I'm like, well, I will say, of all

1050
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: the infinite television shows you guys could be playing, you

1051
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,479
Speaker 1: happen to be playing the one that that does seem

1052
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: to come closest to two hours. Yea, and you this

1053
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: is a doctor's office, why not just put on ours?

1054
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: So sorry, I know that was an secret, but I

1055
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: have a question to Okay, So there's two things that

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01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: happen in this season that I thought were that happens

1057
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: from here on out. But I think this is the

1058
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: year that Ken all of a sudden starts to get

1059
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: the monologues with the zinger at the end, and then

1060
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: then he walks out, you know what I mean? So, yeah,

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01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: Ken gets the the This is when I feel like

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01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: this is when it started where because he has the

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01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: whole thing, in this whole in this scene where he

1064
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: gives a story, but at the end of the story,

1065
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: I forget what it was. But at the end of

1066
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: the story there's a zinger for whoever he's telling the

1067
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: story too, like you know your life is this with

1068
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: the zinger at the end. I believe this is when

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01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: it starts happening. He has it with the janitor at

1070
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: one point, and I wish I would have wrote it down.

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01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: I did write down. I did write down the example

1072
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: of it, but I didn't write down what exactly what

1073
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: he said. And so well, they're talking about things on

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01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: their bucket list and oh no, sorry, that's the janitor

1075
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: with the old man version of the janitor, and he says,

1076
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: do things on your bucket list, and the janitor is

1077
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: suggest punching a whale, and the old man said, oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought, went down like listen. Yeah, went down like listen.

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Speaker 1: That's right, went down like listing. What's listen? Box sunny listen,

1080
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: sunny Listen. Was a boxer. He was the if I'm correct,

1081
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: the champ before Muhammed Ali. Muhammed Ali took the title

1082
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: from him. Nice Ken is funny in this episode he's

1083
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. This was when the assassin.

1084
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: The assassin became the assassin like he was already he

1085
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: was always funny, but now he has a specific role

1086
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: in the show, like his job is to come in

1087
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: say uh an important sentence, but at the end give

1088
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: a singer it's yeah, that's true. Well, he comes over

1089
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: to me and he says, let's come to my attention

1090
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: that you're having a RELATIONSHIPSIP with a colleague, and I

1091
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: need to know about that. M was she naughty? I

1092
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: thought she was all? She was a help, you know what?

1093
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: Never mind? Never mind, all right, let's let's so we're

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01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: gonna say a quick break everybody, as we do, and

1095
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna bringing a guest and talking about and hopefully

1096
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: they'll be delightful. We'll be right back. So we got

1097
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: all games. We can talk sta you know, like a

1098
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: boa smoke, some jazz, maybe talking about the episode. So

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Speaker 1: come on, Joan, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: give it up for Matthew Choco. Guys, tell us one

1101
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: of you is Matthew. Who's the other? We're bold you.

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01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: Oh that makes it very easy. Yes, And I can

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01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: just solely tell by your very young faces that you win.

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Speaker 1: Youngest guest we've ever had show. Ever, how old are you, guys? Nineteen?

1105
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm eight, nineteen twenty. Oh, well you look you both

1106
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: look a bit younger, younger, you're gonna your fake id's

1107
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: are not gonna work when you get You're wearing a

1108
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: merch from the podcast, which we appreciate it. Yes, And

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01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: on the wall behind you, is that a is that

1110
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: what is that behind you? Is that a BoJack thing? Yeah? Okay,

1111
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: we like BoJack, so do we? Yeah, welcome to the program. Guys.

1112
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Speaker 1: We're so up when when young folks find the show,

1113
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: because you know, we were never friends level successful the show,

1114
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: So when when when when younger generations find it? We're

1115
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: always so happy. How did you guys find it? Discover

1116
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: your parents or something? Um? I had a friend, one

1117
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: of my best friends back home, told me, you have

1118
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 1: to watch Scrubs. It's so funny. And so I watched it,

1119
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: and then I watched it again, and then I watched

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Speaker 1: it again. Oh thanks man, thank you man. You know

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01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 1: what you should do. You should tell all your friends

1122
01:03:55,600 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: the same thing we do, because your generation is obsessed

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01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: with friends and uh and donal would really like in

1124
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: the office, and you know, but we'd like to we'd

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Speaker 1: like someone I'd love to you know what I mean. Yeah, guys.

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01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: This is a Tim Hobart who's one of the writers

1127
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: of the show, and he wrote this particular episode we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Um, Tim, say hi to the young men, matth,

1129
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: Matthew and Matthew. Tim has kids your age, so he

1130
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: knows what Joel, Tim's Tim's son is actually our really

1131
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: good and close friend, Charlie. Really wait a second, Joel

1132
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: hooked me up. Oh Joel, what the hell's going on here?

1133
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: What is going on here? And there? You know what

1134
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: is going on here? Trying to here I am bragging

1135
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: about how a new generation is finding Scrubs. It's the

1136
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: fucking writer's son's friend. But wait a minute, Zach, Zach.

1137
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: These guys are giant Scrubs fans and both theater nerds,

1138
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: and one of them is also a sports freak. So

1139
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: it's like, it's all what you and Donald are about.

1140
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: I know, you guys are the eye of the Me

1141
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: and Donald storm if you like, especially which which one

1142
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: of you like sports and musicals? Wow? The one that

1143
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: has a Boston Celtics had on, Zach. Oh, sorry, well,

1144
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: I love that because that's a rare Donald and Bill

1145
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: are both rare examples of the of the of of

1146
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: men who love both musicals and sports. Yea very small circle.

1147
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of us in the ven diagram.

1148
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: There's not a whole lot. No, yeah, no, there's probably

1149
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: seven of you on Earth Boys gentlemen, sorry, young men.

1150
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: Did you have a question for us? Yes, we each

1151
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: had a question. I guess I'll go first. Yeah, okay. Um,

1152
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: my question is about the guest stars that you guys had.

1153
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: It relates to the guest stars that you guys had

1154
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 1: on Scrubs, because obviously you had an incredible cast there

1155
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: every week, but you also got to work with like

1156
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: some really cool people, um that just came in for

1157
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: an episode or two. Um. But I have a question

1158
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: for you guys. If you guys could guest star on

1159
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: a show. Oh, good question, Um, what would you choose? Oh?

1160
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: You will? You already know, Matthew, I do know. I

1161
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 1: had a feeling that your answer his answer is going

1162
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,440
Speaker 1: to come in the form of a of a singing

1163
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 1: an orchestral theme. D D dude, speaking of the Mandalorian.

1164
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: Thank you for the beautiful segue. Matthew, did you watch

1165
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: this weekend? No, I have watched Wednesday. You have not

1166
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: watched Wednesday. I haven't watched The Newest Joel. Have you

1167
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: watched the book? I know you, I know you did. Yeah.

1168
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: Bad for the actor playing Boat because people are most

1169
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: excited about episodes he's not in. Yeah, yeah, that's that

1170
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: kind of sucks. That does kind of suck. Yeah, that

1171
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: does kind of suck. But I got in episodes he

1172
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: wasn't in. Thank you, right, But but I will say this,

1173
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: thank you for not putting them in those episodes and

1174
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: putting out what you put out, because those have been

1175
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: two of the best Star Wars period in a long time,

1176
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 1: in a long long time, and it's so good that

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01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: I would even say I could watch that show even

1178
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: if there's no action in it. I could watch that.

1179
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: You know, there's something that for some reason, it's not

1180
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: in a lot of Star Wars movies, and it's always

1181
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: a small part of it, and it should be way more.

1182
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: But the training is so fucking fire. Why do we

1183
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: keep going away from this? Why do we keep doing

1184
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: other things? My point is, fucking h Bubba Fett episode six,

1185
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: best Star Wars I've seen a long time. Anyway, let's

1186
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: move on, all right, I'm gonna go for it. There's

1187
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 1: a comedy I love called The other two. I love

1188
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: that great show. Yeah, I think you you guys should

1189
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: watch it because it's got it definitely is a scrub

1190
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: as he as humor. It's about it's on what is

1191
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: it on these days? I think it's h bil Max,

1192
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: h Biel Max, check it out. It's about It's about

1193
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: a family. Molly Shannon plays the mom and uh and

1194
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: and there's three siblings and one becomes a huge like

1195
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber level pop star and the other two are

1196
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 1: kind of fuck ups. And it's about the other two

1197
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: trying to live with like a new mega famous Justin

1198
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: Bieber brother and it's hilarious. There's two seasons I would

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Speaker 1: love to be be on that show. That's the one

1200
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 1: that first came to my mind. On the other side

1201
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: of the spectrum, I would say Succession because that's such

1202
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 1: a good show. You know what. You know what, just

1203
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: the soundtrack alone for Secession is fucking fire, dude. Yeah.

1204
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: The theme song is actually comes on up yo. That

1205
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,080
Speaker 1: song comes on and I'm like a spit game five,

1206
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: like playing five, like kind of no where to start rappers.

1207
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: I know somebody, some rappers should sample that for sure.

1208
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: I love a good theme song. Yeah, so anything in

1209
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:30,879
Speaker 1: the Star Wars universe. Lawrence and I have a specific

1210
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: dance we do to the British Bakeoff theme song Love.

1211
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: It is very brave of you to admit it's a

1212
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: great theme. Okay, next question, Yes, Matthew, Matthew number two revivals.

1213
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: They're a really big thing in theater right now. I

1214
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 1: know we've just got Music Man revival with Yes. I

1215
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,600
Speaker 1: can't wait, Yes, and Sutton Foster. But Hugh Jackman is

1216
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: going back, Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster going back to

1217
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: Broadway to do the It's it's in previews about to open.

1218
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: It's it's it's gonna be the show of the year.

1219
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: It's huge. Can he win again? Can he get nominated again?

1220
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: For that? Though? Is that poss never opened? My bro

1221
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: Oh wait a second. Didn't Hugh Jackman do The music

1222
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: Man on Broadway like five years ago? No? You Jackman

1223
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: and Sutton Foster were going to open the show last

1224
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: year it got COVID, COVID afied God and so everything

1225
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 1: got pushed and now it's about to open. And for

1226
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 1: those of you who don't know, Sutton Foster is like

1227
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: one of the biggest Broadway stars there is she's incredible.

1228
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: She can dance, she can sing. A lot of people

1229
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: just know her from that show Younger. Oh yeah, you

1230
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: might know her from Younger if you she's she's awesome,

1231
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 1: she's a friend of mine. She's so fucking cool, and

1232
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,120
Speaker 1: she can She's like one of the best tap dancers

1233
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640
Speaker 1: on Broadway, and and and and Hugh is a really

1234
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: good tap dancer. So you know they're gonna do a

1235
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: big ass tap dance number in music Man anyway, y yes,

1236
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: you got me all we got me all round. This

1237
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: is like, this is like you talking Mandalorian I got

1238
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 1: AULTI late about the music Man anyway. The music Man.

1239
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 1: Just so you know, The music Man was my I

1240
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: think I probably said this before because we've done a

1241
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: lot of these, but The music Man was my very

1242
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:15,839
Speaker 1: first audition for the community theater production. I I auditioned

1243
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,559
Speaker 1: for Winthrope The Little Boy Um and then got got

1244
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: a chorus part and did it. But there he goes

1245
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 1: my very first audition that was me with Oliver. Oliver

1246
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,560
Speaker 1: was what did you get? I did get Dodger and

1247
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: I was also in the chorus, so I got to

1248
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: pick pockets and stuff. Because I love the artful Dodger.

1249
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 1: I played the artful Dodger at the at theater camp.

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Speaker 1: Not to brag or anything, So anyway, producers are looking

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01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 1: to modernize those stories and reinvent important moments. If you

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01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: guys could revive any musical, what musical would you choose

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01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,879
Speaker 1: to revive and how would you monitor modern Great question?

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01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 1: Great question. These guys are on fire. They must go

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01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,680
Speaker 1: to I bet you they go to a posh LA

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01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 1: private school Wisconsin in what in Milwaukee? Yeah? I thought

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01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 1: because they were your son's friends that they Oh are

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01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: you at Madison mar Mart? Okay, d Wade? D Wade

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01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: went to Markette Yo, And yeah, and your point. And

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01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,479
Speaker 1: not only did d Wade go to market, but didn't

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01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: your boy Jimmy Buckets go to Markette too? Yeah, Dame,

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01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing my dwain Wade jersey right now. Wait

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Speaker 1: for Miami. It's a great question, Donald, Do you have

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01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:35,919
Speaker 1: an answer? So if I could? A trend on Broadway

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01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 1: again for those of you who have no interest or care,

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Speaker 1: is often to take these musicals. Some people do a

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Speaker 1: traditional version like I think music Man is a pre

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01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: traditional version of it, and some people deconstruct it like

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01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,640
Speaker 1: there's a touring version of Oklahoma, I recommend if it

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01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 1: comes to your city. You see where they really deconstructed

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01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: Oklahoma and did a really kind of out of the box,

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01:12:55,720 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: darker version of the story. And they're doing some did

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01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 1: one with West Side story, so that that's the sort

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01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: of trend. But they're they're taking the same music in

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01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: the same dialogue and just putting it in a different setting. Yeah,

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01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 1: but it's like saying, like, this isn't your grandmother's Oklahoma.

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01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 1: This is gonna like Oklahoma has some dark shit that

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01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 1: happens in it, and we're gonna tease all that out.

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01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,760
Speaker 1: And uh gosh. The first thing that came to my

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01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 1: mind was either Pippin or God's Spell. Those are favorites

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01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: of mine. Um that could be, that could be, That

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01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 1: could be cool to deconstruct Donald don't say the Whiz

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01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: go well, the Whiz was deconstructed. Actually that was the

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01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 1: deconstruction check. I would I would if I could change,

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01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: if I could, if if he says the Mandalorian, I'm

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01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: signing off. I wouldn't turn any show into the Mandalorian,

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01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: but I would definitely I would find I would want

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01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 1: to redo chorus line because I think all the music

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01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: and all of that stuff is great, and the dancing

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01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 1: is great and takes places on the stage, but theater

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01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: is a lot different than it was back then, you

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01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's way different, and so maybe

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01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: spice up them, maybe spice up the music a little bit,

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01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 1: change the dance numbers a little bit to something more

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01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: modern and everything like that. So if I could do anything,

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01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: maybe chorus line would be the one you can't go music.

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Speaker 1: That was my father's favorite show. He saw you can't

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01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:23,640
Speaker 1: go wrong with that music though. That's why Zach, that

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01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: really need this job. Great fucking number. I've got to

1300
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:33,679
Speaker 1: get this job. Who am I any I know? Oh? Fine?

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01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: Ah way, this is the best line. This was the

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01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,439
Speaker 1: commercial for the damn show. Who am I anyway? God?

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01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: Am I my resume? I don't know what the res

1304
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: didn't know what story about the Spielberg West Side? Another version,

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01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,320
Speaker 1: did you watch you by the way? Don't you just

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01:14:58,439 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: got it to me? Me and my wife have a

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01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 1: date night tonight. Oh good watch it please? Because I

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01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 1: thought it was I granted, I don't know who the

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01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 1: audience is other than me and people who love musicals.

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01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 1: But it's beautiful. The cinematography, Yannist Kaminski, the costumes, the

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01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:19,120
Speaker 1: sets that it's uh and a young gal named Rachel

1312
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,880
Speaker 1: Zelger who is a Jersey native. That's why I root

1313
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:28,560
Speaker 1: for her won the cattle casting and is incredible and

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01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,600
Speaker 1: I highly recommend you check it out. We're going to

1315
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 1: watch it tonight. I loved it. It was beautiful, one

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01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: of the prettiest movies I've ever seen cinematography. If he

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01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 1: doesn't win, I mean there was a lot of great

1318
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 1: Simmons argents here. In fact, Tick Tick Boom, which was

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01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: the other musical, which I loved even we both I

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01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: loved it and I have such a man crush on

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01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,799
Speaker 1: Andrew Garfield. Now, now, doesn't I have a very serious

1322
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: question to ask the two of you. Yeah, okay, did

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01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:04,680
Speaker 1: you like a lot? Oh boy, this interview is over.

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01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:06,640
Speaker 1: Good night, guys. I don't like that pause. Thank you.

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01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 1: We're done. We're done, We're done. Just lie to him.

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01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: He used to drunk, used to love you guys. You guys,

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01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 1: he used to if you recall, he used to drunk

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01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 1: tweet about it on the airplanes. He would get hammered,

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01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 1: put it on and drunk tweet about. I would get

1330
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:31,879
Speaker 1: pissed off about how Emma freaking leaves Ryan for freaking

1331
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:40,560
Speaker 1: the dude from the that thing you do. No, he

1332
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: would be like, I'd be like, checking this is back

1333
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 1: when I was really reading Twitter, and I'd be like, oh, no,

1334
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:50,440
Speaker 1: he's drunk tweeting about and he'd be like, he invested

1335
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:59,800
Speaker 1: in her career. Why couldn't he play jazz in Paris? Shit,

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01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 1: it's real talk. So Tim, you don't know this, you

1337
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 1: know your opinion, But Zach, what do I think? It's amazing?

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01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,679
Speaker 1: I love it it has I thought that. I thought

1339
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,800
Speaker 1: the music was beautiful. I thought the way it was

1340
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 1: shot was beautiful. I love both those actors. I think

1341
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 1: Emma Stone can do no wrong and I really like

1342
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling. I thought it was and people said, oh,

1343
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,240
Speaker 1: anyone's critique of it, like, I don't agree with. I

1344
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: love the ending, the way they the way they handled

1345
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 1: like the other dimension where they had where things had

1346
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,799
Speaker 1: worked out, And I just thought it was so beautiful.

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01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 1: And I'm the biggest sucker in the world for a

1348
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: love that cannot be in love that doesn't work out

1349
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,160
Speaker 1: and directors who have the balls to make movies without

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01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 1: the happy ending, And that's the best part about it. Man. Yeah,

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01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:53,320
Speaker 1: I you know I love I love If you want

1352
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:56,559
Speaker 1: to make me cry, the story is gonna be uh

1353
01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: love that cannot be either romantic love familiar love. I'm

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01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 1: just that's that's I'm a sucker for that. M all right, boys,

1355
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:11,040
Speaker 1: it's time for Wisconsin's favorite segments. It's time to fix

1356
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: your life the next shit, it's gonna be a mutual fix.

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01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:23,599
Speaker 1: I hope we can help. Okay. Yeah. Um So, as

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01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: I said before, I'm a huge, huge sports fan. Um

1359
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:31,679
Speaker 1: like more than musicals or is it equal? It's equal,

1360
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 1: Like I'm a theater major. So like that's what I

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01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 1: want to do with my life. But it's almost unhealthy

1362
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:41,040
Speaker 1: how much my emotional status is connected to whether my

1363
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 1: team wins or loses. What are your teams out in?

1364
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 1: The Boston Celtics? Um So, it's weird because they're all

1365
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 1: over the place. So the New Orleans Saints is my

1366
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: football team, Okay, Celtics is my basketball team, and the

1367
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 1: San Francisco Giants is my baseball team. Now, what's your

1368
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 1: hockey team? The Boston Bruins really yeah? Also Seattle Crack

1369
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 1: because that's near where I'm and your cricket team, my

1370
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: favorite tennis player, who's your favorite tennis play Who's you

1371
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: favorite tennis player on the hands down? Is he the

1372
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:23,679
Speaker 1: one that keeps trying to sneak into Australia? Yeah, Djokovic,

1373
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: stop stop trying to get into Australia. Bron He probably

1374
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 1: would have won that Open if he would have got

1375
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 1: in that. He keeps trying to sneak in, being like

1376
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,640
Speaker 1: I took I took the horse thing, I took the

1377
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:44,679
Speaker 1: horse shit tournament, all right, took ahead. So anyway, Yeah,

1378
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,639
Speaker 1: the question is I guess, well, he lets sports teams

1379
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: command his mood. I wake up in the morning and

1380
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 1: I check the news and I see another big name

1381
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:58,720
Speaker 1: celebrity has passed on, and uh, my emotional tether is

1382
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 1: a little too close to whether celebrities live or die.

1383
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: Is emotional tethers determined on whether his team wins or loses.

1384
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 1: So I don't really talk to people after the Celtics lose. Okay,

1385
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 1: that's that's the question. Is it just the Celtics losing

1386
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 1: or is it It's mostly like if the Saints lose

1387
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 1: and their season ends, then I'll be like really upset

1388
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,559
Speaker 1: about it. But it's really when Jamimes Winston went out

1389
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 1: this year, you were like you were pissed off for

1390
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,120
Speaker 1: the rest of the season pretty much. Yeah, but I

1391
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 1: wasn't like super invested after Drew Brees left, Jameis Winston's

1392
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,200
Speaker 1: gonna freaking be great for you guys. Is Larry Bird's

1393
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: still on the team? Not anymore? Come on, I know

1394
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: about point I learned about point shaving. Is Larry Birds

1395
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 1: still point shaving on the life blast? And that's blasphemy? Okay,

1396
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 1: and we see that. What's the position? I learned? He

1397
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 1: was a small forward? Larry Board was a small Larry

1398
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:54,360
Speaker 1: Bird position point guard, point guard. No, he was a

1399
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 1: small forward. Okay, stop yelling at me, go ahead anyway.

1400
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 1: Um So I allow that to like kind of ruin

1401
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: my day. And he was a wreck after Betty White died,

1402
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: even though it was she was one hundred years old.

1403
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:13,759
Speaker 1: But most get an amazing life. Go ahead. What's the quest? Question?

1404
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: I guess is fix your life? I mean the fix

1405
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: your life? I guess is how do how do we

1406
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:22,760
Speaker 1: not let that ruin our entire days? Well? I don't

1407
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: know if I'm ruin it. Come on, now, you can't

1408
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:26,799
Speaker 1: let that shit ruin it Okay, Well, in all honesty,

1409
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 1: come on, bros, just ruining that day. So like question

1410
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:34,720
Speaker 1: when the Celtics lose. And I understand you're a tired fan.

1411
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: I understand being upset, but you're talking about like for

1412
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:40,839
Speaker 1: more than like twenty minutes, your whole day is ruined

1413
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 1: or are you exaggerating? I'm exaggerating. But it also depends

1414
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,800
Speaker 1: on the on like the nature of the laws. Yeah,

1415
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,599
Speaker 1: the bigger, the bigger the loss of the more it hurts.

1416
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 1: I totally get it. Um, I'm gonna tell you something

1417
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, Donald has to answer that part of

1418
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,439
Speaker 1: the question, because this is the honest to goodness truth.

1419
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 1: I got into fantasy foot ball and it made it

1420
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:04,879
Speaker 1: so football wasn't that serious anymore because I went crazy

1421
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 1: for like a year and a half during football season

1422
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 1: trying to get my line up in, trying to figure

1423
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:13,680
Speaker 1: out who was the best fucking running back to get

1424
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,880
Speaker 1: me the most points and all of that stuff. And

1425
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,640
Speaker 1: at the end of the day when I won that,

1426
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,679
Speaker 1: when I won my fantasy football league, I got nothing

1427
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,680
Speaker 1: like I got a couple of hundred bucks and that

1428
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 1: was it. And I realized my fandom has gone so

1429
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:31,960
Speaker 1: far that I'm fucking stressing the little things about So

1430
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 1: when the Knicks they've never won in my lifetime, they've

1431
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: never won a thing in my lifetime. I've let it go.

1432
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm on the path of a Jedi. Now. The job

1433
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,840
Speaker 1: for you, the job for you, Matthew, is to figure

1434
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,600
Speaker 1: out a way to understand that it's just sports and

1435
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,720
Speaker 1: that's all it is. Man. At the end of the day,

1436
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,960
Speaker 1: you're not with the Boston Celtics. Eat does not make

1437
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 1: you shit so beautiful and tell my son Charlie that

1438
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:00,960
Speaker 1: about the Brewers too. And I want you, I want

1439
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 1: you to think about those players going home. They're pissed

1440
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 1: off two but then they drive home in a Lamborghini

1441
01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 1: to their mansions and they're not that upset. They don't

1442
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,160
Speaker 1: give to you, know what I mean? Like, it's gonna

1443
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:19,479
Speaker 1: give you a cognitive behavioral tool. What's a favorite food

1444
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: you love, like a milkshake or a cheeseburger or or something.

1445
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 1: What's your favorite thing eating something vegan? We don't know something,

1446
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:33,640
Speaker 1: there's something something you both love. Just how kind of

1447
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,800
Speaker 1: going milkshake? Do? Everybody loves milk? Yeah, So what you're

1448
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:40,280
Speaker 1: gonna do is when the team loses or the famous,

1449
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:45,439
Speaker 1: treasured celebrity dies, you're gonna say, I go, I go

1450
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:49,719
Speaker 1: get a giant milkshake, because you at least are gonna

1451
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:54,160
Speaker 1: give yourself, your brain a consolation prize, and you'll get

1452
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,839
Speaker 1: to the point where you'll be rooting for that famous

1453
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:11,439
Speaker 1: celebrity to die. There's fire. Just didn't. You'll be like,

1454
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:20,840
Speaker 1: come on, as he passed, he just that's not well,

1455
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:30,240
Speaker 1: you guys who do a milkshakes. All right, let's go out.

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01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,479
Speaker 1: He always go out on a lapt him coming that is,

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01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 1: always go out on the lap. But who was the

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01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: vet that played the Who was the guy who played

1459
01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:39,640
Speaker 1: the vet at the end that salute? And where the

1460
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: fuck was he sitting behind the guy? His name is

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01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 1: Buddy and he was generator? Yes he was. I was

1462
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 1: wondering if you would knew that, if you knew that? Wait,

1463
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: was he in transportation? Yes, he was about in the

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01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 1: transmitted department. Um, there's a there's someone who monitors the

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01:24:55,439 --> 01:24:58,240
Speaker 1: power generator. He's called the Jenny Op we call him,

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01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:01,000
Speaker 1: and Buddy was our Jenny Op for many years. He

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01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,080
Speaker 1: had a great face. Yeah, well at the end, so

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01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 1: now instead of going on that left, we're going out

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01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,240
Speaker 1: on Buddy's face. Yeah, Buddy's face. Oh, and we should

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01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:11,840
Speaker 1: mention the whole the whole flag thing that was very

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01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,840
Speaker 1: very stone rati. That is very sort of because they

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01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:18,559
Speaker 1: took cardboard cutouts. It didn't look horrible by the way.

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01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,400
Speaker 1: My my my girlfriend watched it and she was just

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01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,400
Speaker 1: in black widow and she was like, how did you

1475
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 1: do that? And I said, I don't really remember. For

1476
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 1: you know, for whatever year it was, it didn't look

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01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,479
Speaker 1: horrible for for I mean, there was that what you

1478
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,080
Speaker 1: what you holding onto the flag that was green screen

1479
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,880
Speaker 1: that part. Yeah, No, it wasn't. I couldn't tell if

1480
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,400
Speaker 1: it was green screen or not. You were up there.

1481
01:25:39,479 --> 01:25:41,559
Speaker 1: I think you were up on that flag pole if

1482
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 1: I remember, Carly, I I was up on the pole,

1483
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: but I don't think. Oh, I was up on the

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01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:50,000
Speaker 1: pole and there was a crane involved whole something had

1485
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,560
Speaker 1: to pull your legs up, yeah, yeah and Downald. I

1486
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:55,439
Speaker 1: love how those other janitors just accepted you into their

1487
01:25:55,680 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: c Yeah. I'm part of the team too. Well. Yeah, oh,

1488
01:26:01,439 --> 01:26:04,640
Speaker 1: because I embarrassed you with Carlo's wrong name. Yeah, you

1489
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:06,800
Speaker 1: called you said it was something else and I go

1490
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:09,760
Speaker 1: and I go and say that to her and she goes,

1491
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:12,200
Speaker 1: you think my middle name, and the fuck up shit

1492
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 1: is that? He goes, You're not even say yeah, you

1493
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,479
Speaker 1: say you say her middle name is? I knew it

1494
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:21,599
Speaker 1: was something Puerto Rican, by the way. That's Bill does

1495
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: that at parties. I'll be like, hey, Bill, who's that

1496
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:25,400
Speaker 1: guy again? And Bill just tell me the wrong name,

1497
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:27,760
Speaker 1: and I'll go over and say, yeah, hey, Jim, how's

1498
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: it going. Yeah, I've done that to people, but it's

1499
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:32,960
Speaker 1: really mean to do that. All right, that's the show.

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Speaker 1: You guys have been great guests. Tim I I hope

1501
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,720
Speaker 1: you'll come back. I swear to god, I had more

1502
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,120
Speaker 1: fun than I've had him so long. You're a great guest.

1503
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: And you guys were great guests, and and um, and

1504
01:26:44,479 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 1: thank you Joel for doing it, and thanks and guys,

1505
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:51,160
Speaker 1: you're a delight. You're a nice young man. And I

1506
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: hope that who have our who have our interests, yes,

1507
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:57,559
Speaker 1: who have our same interests. And let's just hope, Jimmy,

1508
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:00,600
Speaker 1: let's just hope. Let's just Mike Jiminski gonna do a Mike.

1509
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 1: They don't know who, they don't know who, Jim, I

1510
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:07,840
Speaker 1: love you. I just hope that Larry Bird kills it

1511
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:13,240
Speaker 1: this season and stops pointing birds on the team. We

1512
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 1: get a milkshake, could we? Yes? Yeah, take that picture.

1513
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 1: This is my picture screenshot. Ready did you do it

1514
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,840
Speaker 1: so much? You know it's interesting about having you know,

1515
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 1: most guests asked for a picture. Um, the young men

1516
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,320
Speaker 1: were able to do it in under forty five seconds.

1517
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Your big laugh second. He always gone big laugh everybody.

1518
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:44,799
Speaker 1: Five six, seven day Stories about show we made about

1519
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of docs and nurses, And I said, stories

1520
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:59,879
Speaker 1: never so yetta around here? Are yet around here? Are showy?

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Speaker 1: Jan mm hmmmm