WEBVTT - Adoption Agency Prank - 03.26.25

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is waiting in the wings with today's prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his nefe?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, We're gonna take somebody kids today. This

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<v Speaker 1>is adoption Wait. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take somebody kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call this man let him know we're coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there to pick him up. Yeah, and so it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for adoption agency. We're fini to pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>kid and let him know we're coming through. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's when you call a black man. Well here it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a listen, cat dog if you would adoption agents.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>is see Clarence. How you doing man, This is Robert Robert.

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<v Speaker 3>We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.

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<v Speaker 4>H Okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up will Clarence.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we got the we got the call that we

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<v Speaker 3>can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and

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<v Speaker 3>take him with us if you guys packed his things

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<v Speaker 3>up yet?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, man, got the call from who that you can

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<v Speaker 4>come pick him up. I'm about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my name is Robert. Robert and my wife and

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<v Speaker 3>I got the call that we could do you not

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<v Speaker 3>know about us adopting little Clarence?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what the adopting who?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you

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<v Speaker 3>guys that drive?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's my address.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh, what what you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna come take my son from you?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but your son is two years old?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, he's what would you come to pick up

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<v Speaker 4>my son? And what is his agency's number?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?

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<v Speaker 3>They've got all our information, We've we've filled out all

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<v Speaker 3>the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to come there today to pick him up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm what what adoption you said? As well as

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<v Speaker 4>how to get my information?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure We've we've got uh pictures of Clarence

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<v Speaker 3>and and uh you know, my wife is actually going

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<v Speaker 3>out and bought balloons and everything, and and and we

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<v Speaker 3>were gonna come through. They told us anytime today, so

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<v Speaker 3>we felt maybe like around six pm we come get it.

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<v Speaker 4>But no, you ain't coming here to pick up no

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<v Speaker 4>clans I'll tell you that right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait, wait a minute, now, this this, this, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>this can't be happening. Uh okay, wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're you're you're Clarence Senior.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct, yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>And you don't know anything about us to come over

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<v Speaker 3>there to pick the baby up?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no, man, about this.

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<v Speaker 3>See what's the main misplace adoption ations?

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<v Speaker 4>Wool bring you my information and how they get my information?

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<v Speaker 4>Come pick up my son.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>we bought a car seat where where you know my

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<v Speaker 3>wife has bought balloons?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I don't care, y'all bought a car seat, balloon,

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<v Speaker 4>hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my.

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<v Speaker 3>Son, okay, sir? I mean, what what I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>do is tell my wife that we're not coming to

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<v Speaker 3>get Clarence Junior today.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, y'all you're gonna have to tell her that

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<v Speaker 4>because you ain't coming here to pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Up my huh sir, from with the paperwork that I have,

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<v Speaker 3>Clarence is actually my son.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here

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<v Speaker 4>to pick up my son.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his

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<v Speaker 3>name to Robert.

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<v Speaker 4>So like here you are, come on over me if

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<v Speaker 4>you want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm standing in that way right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well wait a minute. Now, the adoption agency tell

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<v Speaker 3>us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you working? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't working. They got doing anything. I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get rid of my son just because I ain't working.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but boy, but so in other words, you're not

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<v Speaker 3>you're not able to provide for him.

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<v Speaker 4>From what I understand, my son ain't as no mean,

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<v Speaker 4>he got clothes on his back, he got a roof

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<v Speaker 4>over his head. Man, I'm not You ain't coming really

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<v Speaker 4>pick up my son. I don't care what I got

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<v Speaker 4>to do. Man, I go out cut glasses. I make

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<v Speaker 4>money on the side washing cars and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, you.

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<v Speaker 4>About to come here and get my son.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't you think he deserves a better home. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what the what the screw up is? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with

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<v Speaker 3>you so you can understand why.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and my wife masters you you ain't coming here

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<v Speaker 4>and get my son. He ain't a been home right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I love my son. You ain't taking him nowhere. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling you, I'm right hand and drive. Come on over here, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go back and forth, but I am,

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<v Speaker 3>me and my wife are coming to get Clarience today.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, come on, come on, I'm waiting for you. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>already third about two three times. Come on, I'll be

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<v Speaker 4>waiting right here. I guarantee you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want any altercations when I get there. I

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<v Speaker 3>just want Clarence to get in the car and me

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<v Speaker 3>and my wife are gonna take him to his new owner.

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<v Speaker 4>When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of

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<v Speaker 4>an altercasion. So you might gonna come to the law.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoever's gonna come with you, bring my doccination too so

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<v Speaker 4>I can whoop that too.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, man, if you was to be able

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<v Speaker 3>to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to

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<v Speaker 3>adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take

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<v Speaker 3>care of your family. Now, I'm me and my wife

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<v Speaker 3>coming over there and we coming to get Clarence.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>you get down here, I'm on you ain't your wife's up?

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<v Speaker 4>How about were you finna do what to my wife?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 4>you and your wife gonna come down here. I'm on here,

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<v Speaker 4>most of you. Anybody come down here. So I took

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<v Speaker 4>my child about a mile. They're gonna go up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming to get it. I got to do what

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<v Speaker 3>I got. Damn.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you now. You ain't coming down here

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<v Speaker 4>getting my son. You your wife are telling you. Nobody's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna come here and tell me. I disappoint my wife

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<v Speaker 4>is got my nuther. I don't know how you got

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<v Speaker 4>my address. I don't care what the age, see what

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<v Speaker 4>you got going through or whatever going on, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling right now you come down here. I don't y'all up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want try to disappoint my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, just say't we coming to get I don't give

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<v Speaker 4>him disappointment? You want this point? I don't get about

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<v Speaker 4>that right now, but you ain't about to take my

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<v Speaker 4>sol I'm gonna come and get him out that out

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<v Speaker 4>And I have told my wife I was coming here. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling man, you better tell me your wife. You

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<v Speaker 4>come here and drive away. I'm gonna sitting right here

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<v Speaker 4>waiting for him. You know, the last money out up,

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<v Speaker 4>every last money. I don't care who you brings. You

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<v Speaker 4>can blame President Obama and I'm gonna two you ain't

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<v Speaker 4>finna do now, you ain't finna do.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't fending hard.

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<v Speaker 4>To take my son out of the house. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>tell right now everybody getting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm anything to do it. Let you know this, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>coming to get claims Junior a head.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't got nothing to tell me or letting me know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'ma letting you more ride. Now you better come here

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<v Speaker 4>with the corner and everybody because I'm about you up.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Here with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 3>you something. You get his clothes in God that we

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<v Speaker 3>can tell him in here have a better life. He's

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<v Speaker 3>not living a good life there.

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<v Speaker 4>You get here. I'm told you about six seven eight time,

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<v Speaker 4>blame little more down little when I'm you and everybody

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<v Speaker 4>whoever you bring down, head up. You trying to you

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<v Speaker 4>know who else I'm bringing with me because I'm bringing

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<v Speaker 4>somebody up you better bring an army and say what

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<v Speaker 4>it better be a army to come down here.

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<v Speaker 3>And get my son about the house. I'm I'm bringing

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<v Speaker 3>nephew Tommy with me. I'm I'm bringing nephew Timmy from

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<v Speaker 3>the Steve Harvey More itself with me. Oh man, you said, lads,

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<v Speaker 3>this is timy. Man, this is a nephew.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk me, man, Man, I'm not everybody out here.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, come down and taking my step brother named Benjamin.

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<v Speaker 3>Got me to get your dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, See that got Sam against the steps. See

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<v Speaker 4>next time I see him. Man, that was a good one. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, father, tell me one more thing. Man, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 3>the lane?

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<v Speaker 1>It stead all the morning show me y'all, okay, Uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Steve back, y'all, don't y'all don't want the praise and

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<v Speaker 1>prank up in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hunh. That's all right, that's all right. I know. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew y'all was gonna change when he came back. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew that's all right. That's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This weekend, I'm at brick Tip. You give us a chance, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all beinge on it right on end.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, Bricktop Comedy Club. The Nephew is at twenty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine thirty, Oklahoma City.

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<v Speaker 2>That's this weekend. Tickets on sale right now, laying in

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<v Speaker 2>the cut Shine at North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Four five six of April, April four five six, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the Comedy Zone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets on sale rent now.

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<v Speaker 1>And then way after that, what we got we got

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<v Speaker 1>April nineteen, we got East Up weekend the Florida Theater.

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<v Speaker 1>That is an evening with Nephew Tommy Jacksonville, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>That's dude, Volve. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>The next you is coming to town. Got a few

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<v Speaker 1>friends with me, but it's going to be in the

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<v Speaker 1>evening with Nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets the Seal right now, Bray Up Bring our comedy

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<v Speaker 1>club right outside of Los Angeles. That is one night only,

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<v Speaker 1>that is April thirteenth. Tickets on sell right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's right there. And then well I got

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<v Speaker 1>left Louisville, Kentucky. That's my Memorial Day weekend, Louisville, Kentucky

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<v Speaker 1>at the Louisville Comedy Club, twenty third, twenty fourth, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>fifth of May.

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<v Speaker 2>Memorial Day weekend he has on say right now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Washer's man.

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<v Speaker 1>June June second through the sixth, my son's World Series destined, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to white baseball. I got my whole calendar. Amos

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas for you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Busy ye man, all right, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning

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