Speaker 1: The nephew is waiting in the wings with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his nefe?
Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna take somebody kids today. This
Speaker 1: is adoption Wait. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take somebody kids.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call this man let him know we're coming
Speaker 1: down there to pick him up. Yeah, and so it's
Speaker 1: time for adoption agency. We're fini to pick up the
Speaker 1: kid and let him know we're coming through. And that's
Speaker 1: that's when you call a black man. Well here it is.
Speaker 1: Take a listen, cat dog if you would adoption agents.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah, this
Speaker 3: is see Clarence. How you doing man, This is Robert Robert.
Speaker 3: We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.
Speaker 3: I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.
Speaker 4: H Okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up will Clarence.
Speaker 3: Well, we got the we got the call that we
Speaker 3: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
Speaker 3: take him with us if you guys packed his things
Speaker 3: up yet?
Speaker 4: Oh, man, got the call from who that you can
Speaker 4: come pick him up. I'm about this.
Speaker 3: Well, my name is Robert. Robert and my wife and
Speaker 3: I got the call that we could do you not
Speaker 3: know about us adopting little Clarence?
Speaker 4: Oh what the adopting who?
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you
Speaker 3: guys that drive?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's my address.
Speaker 3: But uh, what what you're talking about?
Speaker 4: You're gonna come take my son from you?
Speaker 3: Okay, but your son is two years old?
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, he's what would you come to pick up
Speaker 4: my son? And what is his agency's number?
Speaker 3: Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?
Speaker 3: They've got all our information, We've we've filled out all
Speaker 3: the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're
Speaker 3: supposed to come there today to pick him up.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm what what adoption you said? As well as
Speaker 4: how to get my information?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure We've we've got uh pictures of Clarence
Speaker 3: and and uh you know, my wife is actually going
Speaker 3: out and bought balloons and everything, and and and we
Speaker 3: were gonna come through. They told us anytime today, so
Speaker 3: we felt maybe like around six pm we come get it.
Speaker 4: But no, you ain't coming here to pick up no
Speaker 4: clans I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait a minute, now, this this, this, I mean,
Speaker 3: this can't be happening. Uh okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Oh what's happening.
Speaker 3: You're you're you're you're Clarence Senior.
Speaker 4: Correct, yes, I am.
Speaker 3: And you don't know anything about us to come over
Speaker 3: there to pick the baby up?
Speaker 4: Well, no, man, about this.
Speaker 3: See what's the main misplace adoption ations?
Speaker 4: Wool bring you my information and how they get my information?
Speaker 4: Come pick up my son.
Speaker 3: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,
Speaker 3: we bought a car seat where where you know my
Speaker 3: wife has bought balloons?
Speaker 4: Man, I don't care, y'all bought a car seat, balloon,
Speaker 4: hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my.
Speaker 3: Son, okay, sir? I mean, what what I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: do is tell my wife that we're not coming to
Speaker 3: get Clarence Junior today.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, y'all you're gonna have to tell her that
Speaker 4: because you ain't coming here to pick.
Speaker 3: Up my huh sir, from with the paperwork that I have,
Speaker 3: Clarence is actually my son.
Speaker 4: Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here
Speaker 4: to pick up my son.
Speaker 3: Sir Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his
Speaker 3: name to Robert.
Speaker 4: So like here you are, come on over me if
Speaker 4: you want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 4: I'm standing in that way right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, well wait a minute. Now, the adoption agency tell
Speaker 3: us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?
Speaker 3: Are you working? No?
Speaker 4: I ain't working. They got doing anything. I ain't gonna
Speaker 4: get rid of my son just because I ain't working.
Speaker 3: Okay, but boy, but so in other words, you're not
Speaker 3: you're not able to provide for him.
Speaker 4: From what I understand, my son ain't as no mean,
Speaker 4: he got clothes on his back, he got a roof
Speaker 4: over his head. Man, I'm not You ain't coming really
Speaker 4: pick up my son. I don't care what I got
Speaker 4: to do. Man, I go out cut glasses. I make
Speaker 4: money on the side washing cars and everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you.
Speaker 4: About to come here and get my son.
Speaker 3: But don't you think he deserves a better home. I
Speaker 3: don't know what the what the screw up is? I
Speaker 3: don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with
Speaker 3: you so you can understand why.
Speaker 4: Me and my wife masters you you ain't coming here
Speaker 4: and get my son. He ain't a been home right now.
Speaker 4: I love my son. You ain't taking him nowhere. I'm
Speaker 4: telling you, I'm right hand and drive. Come on over here, sir.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go back and forth, but I am,
Speaker 3: me and my wife are coming to get Clarience today.
Speaker 4: Okay, come on, come on, I'm waiting for you. I'm
Speaker 4: already third about two three times. Come on, I'll be
Speaker 4: waiting right here. I guarantee you, sir.
Speaker 3: I don't want any altercations when I get there. I
Speaker 3: just want Clarence to get in the car and me
Speaker 3: and my wife are gonna take him to his new owner.
Speaker 4: When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of
Speaker 4: an altercasion. So you might gonna come to the law.
Speaker 4: Whoever's gonna come with you, bring my doccination too so
Speaker 4: I can whoop that too.
Speaker 3: You know what, man, if you was to be able
Speaker 3: to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to
Speaker 3: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
Speaker 3: care of your family. Now, I'm me and my wife
Speaker 3: coming over there and we coming to get Clarence.
Speaker 4: Tell you ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,
Speaker 4: you get down here, I'm on you ain't your wife's up?
Speaker 4: How about were you finna do what to my wife?
Speaker 4: I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 4: you and your wife gonna come down here. I'm on here,
Speaker 4: most of you. Anybody come down here. So I took
Speaker 4: my child about a mile. They're gonna go up.
Speaker 3: I'm coming to get it. I got to do what
Speaker 3: I got. Damn.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you now. You ain't coming down here
Speaker 4: getting my son. You your wife are telling you. Nobody's
Speaker 4: gonna come here and tell me. I disappoint my wife
Speaker 4: is got my nuther. I don't know how you got
Speaker 4: my address. I don't care what the age, see what
Speaker 4: you got going through or whatever going on, but I'm
Speaker 4: telling right now you come down here. I don't y'all up.
Speaker 3: I don't want try to disappoint my wife.
Speaker 4: Now, just say't we coming to get I don't give
Speaker 4: him disappointment? You want this point? I don't get about
Speaker 4: that right now, but you ain't about to take my
Speaker 4: sol I'm gonna come and get him out that out
Speaker 4: And I have told my wife I was coming here. Man,
Speaker 4: I'm telling man, you better tell me your wife. You
Speaker 4: come here and drive away. I'm gonna sitting right here
Speaker 4: waiting for him. You know, the last money out up,
Speaker 4: every last money. I don't care who you brings. You
Speaker 4: can blame President Obama and I'm gonna two you ain't
Speaker 4: finna do now, you ain't finna do.
Speaker 3: You ain't fending hard.
Speaker 4: To take my son out of the house. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell right now everybody getting.
Speaker 3: I'm anything to do it. Let you know this, I'm
Speaker 3: coming to get claims Junior a head.
Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing to tell me or letting me know.
Speaker 4: I'ma letting you more ride. Now you better come here
Speaker 4: with the corner and everybody because I'm about you up.
Speaker 4: You're gonna leave.
Speaker 2: Here with them.
Speaker 3: Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you something. You get his clothes in God that we
Speaker 3: can tell him in here have a better life. He's
Speaker 3: not living a good life there.
Speaker 4: You get here. I'm told you about six seven eight time,
Speaker 4: blame little more down little when I'm you and everybody
Speaker 4: whoever you bring down, head up. You trying to you
Speaker 4: know who else I'm bringing with me because I'm bringing
Speaker 4: somebody up you better bring an army and say what
Speaker 4: it better be a army to come down here.
Speaker 3: And get my son about the house. I'm I'm bringing
Speaker 3: nephew Tommy with me. I'm I'm bringing nephew Timmy from
Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey More itself with me. Oh man, you said, lads,
Speaker 3: this is timy. Man, this is a nephew.
Speaker 4: Talk me, man, Man, I'm not everybody out here.
Speaker 3: Man, come down and taking my step brother named Benjamin.
Speaker 3: Got me to get your dog.
Speaker 4: Oh man, See that got Sam against the steps. See
Speaker 4: next time I see him. Man, that was a good one. Man.
Speaker 3: All right, father, tell me one more thing. Man, what's
Speaker 3: the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show in
Speaker 3: the lane?
Speaker 1: It stead all the morning show me y'all, okay, Uncle
Speaker 1: Steve back, y'all, don't y'all don't want the praise and
Speaker 1: prank up in here.
Speaker 2: Hunh. That's all right, that's all right. I know. I
Speaker 2: knew y'all was gonna change when he came back. I
Speaker 2: knew that's all right. That's all right.
Speaker 1: This weekend, I'm at brick Tip. You give us a chance, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all beinge on it right on end.
Speaker 2: But that's all right.
Speaker 1: That's okay, Bricktop Comedy Club. The Nephew is at twenty eight,
Speaker 1: twenty nine thirty, Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2: That's this weekend. Tickets on sale right now, laying in
Speaker 2: the cut Shine at North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Four five six of April, April four five six, that's
Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone.
Speaker 2: Tickets on sale rent now.
Speaker 1: And then way after that, what we got we got
Speaker 1: April nineteen, we got East Up weekend the Florida Theater.
Speaker 1: That is an evening with Nephew Tommy Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 2: That's dude, Volve. That's right.
Speaker 1: The next you is coming to town. Got a few
Speaker 1: friends with me, but it's going to be in the
Speaker 1: evening with Nephew.
Speaker 2: Coming.
Speaker 1: Tickets the Seal right now, Bray Up Bring our comedy
Speaker 1: club right outside of Los Angeles. That is one night only,
Speaker 1: that is April thirteenth. Tickets on sell right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that's right there. And then well I got
Speaker 1: left Louisville, Kentucky. That's my Memorial Day weekend, Louisville, Kentucky
Speaker 1: at the Louisville Comedy Club, twenty third, twenty fourth, twenty
Speaker 1: fifth of May.
Speaker 2: Memorial Day weekend he has on say right now, yeah,
Speaker 2: right now, Washer's man.
Speaker 1: June June second through the sixth, my son's World Series destined, Florida.
Speaker 2: Going to white baseball. I got my whole calendar. Amos
Speaker 2: Christmas for you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Busy ye man, all right, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 2: Show