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Speaker 1: The nephew is waiting in the wings with today's prank

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nefe?

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Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna take somebody kids today. This

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Speaker 1: is adoption Wait. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take somebody kids.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call this man let him know we're coming

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Speaker 1: that's when you call a black man. Well here it is.

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Speaker 1: Take a listen, cat dog if you would adoption agents.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah, this

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Speaker 3: is see Clarence. How you doing man, This is Robert Robert.

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Speaker 3: We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.

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Speaker 3: I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.

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Speaker 4: H Okay, Hey, what do you mean picking up will Clarence.

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Speaker 3: Well, we got the we got the call that we

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Speaker 3: take him with us if you guys packed his things

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Speaker 4: Oh, man, got the call from who that you can

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Speaker 4: come pick him up. I'm about this.

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Speaker 3: Well, my name is Robert. Robert and my wife and

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Speaker 3: I got the call that we could do you not

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Speaker 4: Oh what the adopting who?

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you

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Speaker 3: guys that drive?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's my address.

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Speaker 3: But uh, what what you're talking about?

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Speaker 4: You're gonna come take my son from you?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but your son is two years old?

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, he's what would you come to pick up

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Speaker 4: my son? And what is his agency's number?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?

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Speaker 3: They've got all our information, We've we've filled out all

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm what what adoption you said? As well as

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure We've we've got uh pictures of Clarence

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Speaker 3: and and uh you know, my wife is actually going

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Speaker 3: we felt maybe like around six pm we come get it.

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Speaker 4: But no, you ain't coming here to pick up no

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait a minute, now, this this, this, I mean,

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Speaker 4: Oh what's happening.

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Speaker 3: You're you're you're you're Clarence Senior.

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Speaker 4: Correct, yes, I am.

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Speaker 3: And you don't know anything about us to come over

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Speaker 4: Well, no, man, about this.

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Speaker 3: See what's the main misplace adoption ations?

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Speaker 4: Wool bring you my information and how they get my information?

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Speaker 4: Come pick up my son.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,

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Speaker 3: we bought a car seat where where you know my

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't care, y'all bought a car seat, balloon,

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Speaker 4: hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my.

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Speaker 3: Up my huh sir, from with the paperwork that I have,

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Speaker 4: Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here

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Speaker 3: Sir Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his

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Speaker 4: So like here you are, come on over me if

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Speaker 4: I ain't working. They got doing anything. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 4: From what I understand, my son ain't as no mean,

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Speaker 4: About to come here and get my son.

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Speaker 3: But don't you think he deserves a better home. I

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Speaker 4: Me and my wife masters you you ain't coming here

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Speaker 4: I love my son. You ain't taking him nowhere. I'm

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go back and forth, but I am,

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Speaker 3: me and my wife are coming to get Clarience today.

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Speaker 4: Okay, come on, come on, I'm waiting for you. I'm

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Speaker 3: I don't want any altercations when I get there. I

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Speaker 4: When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of

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Speaker 4: Whoever's gonna come with you, bring my doccination too so

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, if you was to be able

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Speaker 3: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take

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Speaker 4: Tell you ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,

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Speaker 4: How about were you finna do what to my wife?

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Speaker 3: I'm coming to get it. I got to do what

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you now. You ain't coming down here

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Speaker 4: Now, just say't we coming to get I don't give

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Speaker 4: And I have told my wife I was coming here. Man,

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Speaker 3: You ain't fending hard.

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Speaker 4: To take my son out of the house. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: I'm anything to do it. Let you know this, I'm

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Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing to tell me or letting me know.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna leave.

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Speaker 2: Here with them.

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Speaker 3: Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell

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Speaker 4: You get here. I'm told you about six seven eight time,

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Speaker 3: And get my son about the house. I'm I'm bringing

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Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey More itself with me. Oh man, you said, lads,

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Speaker 4: Talk me, man, Man, I'm not everybody out here.

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Speaker 3: Man, come down and taking my step brother named Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: Got me to get your dog.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, See that got Sam against the steps. See

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Speaker 3: All right, father, tell me one more thing. Man, what's

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Speaker 1: It stead all the morning show me y'all, okay, Uncle

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Speaker 1: Steve back, y'all, don't y'all don't want the praise and

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Speaker 2: Hunh. That's all right, that's all right. I know. I

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Speaker 1: This weekend, I'm at brick Tip. You give us a chance, oh,

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Speaker 1: y'all beinge on it right on end.

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Speaker 2: But that's all right.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, Bricktop Comedy Club. The Nephew is at twenty eight,

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Speaker 1: twenty nine thirty, Oklahoma City.

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Speaker 2: That's this weekend. Tickets on sale right now, laying in

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Speaker 2: the cut Shine at North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Four five six of April, April four five six, that's

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale rent now.

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Speaker 1: And then way after that, what we got we got

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Speaker 1: April nineteen, we got East Up weekend the Florida Theater.

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Speaker 1: That is an evening with Nephew Tommy Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 2: That's dude, Volve. That's right.

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Speaker 1: The next you is coming to town. Got a few

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Speaker 1: evening with Nephew.

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Speaker 2: Coming.

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Speaker 1: Tickets the Seal right now, Bray Up Bring our comedy

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Speaker 1: club right outside of Los Angeles. That is one night only,

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Speaker 1: that is April thirteenth. Tickets on sell right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's right there. And then well I got

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Speaker 1: left Louisville, Kentucky. That's my Memorial Day weekend, Louisville, Kentucky

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Speaker 1: at the Louisville Comedy Club, twenty third, twenty fourth, twenty

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Speaker 1: fifth of May.

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Speaker 2: Memorial Day weekend he has on say right now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: right now, Washer's man.

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Speaker 1: June June second through the sixth, my son's World Series destined, Florida.

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Speaker 2: Going to white baseball. I got my whole calendar. Amos

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Speaker 2: Christmas for you?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Busy ye man, all right, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning

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