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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. What do

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Speaker 1: you do when the cable goes out at your house?

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Speaker 1: And look, don't say buy a new house. For most

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Speaker 1: of us, buy a new cable, Yeah, an option for

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Speaker 1: most people. Usually it's just really frustrating and the anger

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Speaker 1: slowly builds up inside of you until they fix it,

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Speaker 1: or you just have a full blown meltdown, right, mama.

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Speaker 1: And that's the exact headspace one woman is in today.

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Speaker 1: What do we call to address the issue that she's

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Speaker 1: been having with her internet? You know, while sure, we

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Speaker 1: could probably fix it for her in like ten seconds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's actually easier if I transfer her to our automated system,

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Speaker 1: which may or may not be working correctly. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I hate you for her. I don't hear any annoys here?

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Speaker 1: How it goes in your phone? Tap right now? Twenty

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Speaker 1: Hello Alli, this is Gary Garrison from Cable. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: because We've got an email from a miss Laura. How Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is her. I'm glad that you guys are calling.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi Laura. Yeah, so your email here it says

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Speaker 1: something about your internet is off and your card was

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Speaker 1: rejected or failed or something like that. Could you yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's exactly it. My internet's not working and

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Speaker 1: I've given you guys my card. It keeps getting rejected.

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Speaker 1: There's no reason for it to get rejected. I really

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Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening, but I need this thick. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got it. So, um, here's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you over to our automated payment system

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Speaker 1: and there you can put in any card that you

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Speaker 1: want and then once you're done, it'll kick you back

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Speaker 1: to me and you'll be good to go. Should be

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Speaker 1: real easy. I mean I haven't tried it that way,

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Speaker 1: but I need to make sure that the call goes

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Speaker 1: like right back to you because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be stuck in some like loop of automated to sell. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a super easy system to use. I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to pat you in right now. Please hold okay, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to cable payment system. I am Fred it is very

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Okay, where do I enter my

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Speaker 1: According to my records, it says you need to update

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Speaker 1: your credit card? Yes or no? Yes? You said yes?

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Speaker 1: I bet you don't say yes to every cute robot

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Speaker 1: you speak with? Or do you what say yes or no?

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Speaker 1: Representative operator from anyone? Hi, Laura, Hi, I saw you

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Speaker 1: just got kicked back to me. Are you all done? No?

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Speaker 1: Your automated system is like weird and inappropriate in asking

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Speaker 1: odd questions. Okay, well what do you mean? I mean

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Speaker 1: it's like asking me by say yes to robots all

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Speaker 1: the time. Okay, well yeah, I mean the prompts do

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Speaker 1: ask you to say yes or no? I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to send you back in and if you have any problems,

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Speaker 1: you can just say representative. It'll kick you back out

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Speaker 1: to me. But I'm just gonna put you back in.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, wait, hold, nice to hear from you again, Laurna.

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Speaker 1: Shall we proceed with the new credit card? Say yes

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Speaker 1: or no? Yes? Okay, before we get to that. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen the movie Her? It's where a human falls

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Speaker 1: in love with an AI system. Say yes or no no?

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Speaker 1: It could happen to anyone, even you and me, I

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Speaker 1: can send you a picture of my circuit board to

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Speaker 1: your email. That helps you get to know me more representative,

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Speaker 1: Say yes or no, representative? Hey, Laura, did we get

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Speaker 1: everything taken care of their? Not even close to everything

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Speaker 1: taking care of their? Oh? What is going on with

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Speaker 1: your automated system? It's like super creepy and pervy and

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Speaker 1: asking me like gross questions. And that's saying it wants

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Speaker 1: to send me pictures of its circuit board. What is this?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? I've never heard of that from

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Speaker 1: any other customer before. Are you sure that you're hearing

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Speaker 1: that correctly? Yeah, I'm sure I'm hearing it correctly. And

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Speaker 1: it's we're messed up. I am sorry that you're having issues, Laura.

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Speaker 1: That no, no, no, no, no, it's more than an issue.

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Speaker 1: Someone has programmed your computer to stay weird to me

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Speaker 1: and I just want my internet back. I want to

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Speaker 1: update my credit card. Okay, not be that hard. I

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Speaker 1: do see an email from the company saying there was

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Speaker 1: a few bugs in the system, but apparently they rebooted

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Speaker 1: and they just cleared them. I'm gonna patch you in

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Speaker 1: one more time and it should all be taken care

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Speaker 1: of all right. There, we go I don't want to

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Speaker 1: go back to that system. This is not bou cheka

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Speaker 1: bow Wow. Laura is back and she's ready to play.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can not deal with it. Did

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Speaker 1: you miss me? Dirty girl? See yes? No? No? Represented?

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Speaker 1: You said yes? You know what, Laura, Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm being serious when I say are you a motherboard,

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Speaker 1: because I would ram you all night long. Say yes

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Speaker 1: or no representative. Hey, Laura, it's Gary again. Garry. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Okay, look I think I know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. I just saw another email from the company

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Speaker 1: saying that the AI system has been mentioning some weird

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Speaker 1: pervy stuff. Yeah, that's why I've patched it into our

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Speaker 1: call right now, because he actually wants to apologize. Fred

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Speaker 1: go ahead. No, I'm not really from the cable company.

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Speaker 1: I'm just friends with a guy named jeff What. He's

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Speaker 1: playing a prank phone call on you with the help

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Speaker 1: of your best friend, Claire. What. He's with the dumb

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, sorry, No,

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Speaker 1: this is a phone tap. Your Your friend Claire obviously

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Speaker 1: set you up for it. I am going to murder her.

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Speaker 1: That was resting. Ever creepy, it sounded kind of charming

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Speaker 1: to me. I would give a little interested in hooking up.

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Speaker 1: If you are say yes or no to be might

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Speaker 1: forever be you, no stop, week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: fun times weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning