1 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: I know, Chris, I know every excited look. I wish 3 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: we had like a ten hour show tonight. I have 4 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: so much I need to get off my chest. Remember 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: you can email the show your love, your hate, your 6 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: death threats. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. All right, where was I? 8 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: I promised you when I got back I would tell 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: you where I was and what the skinny was. I 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: went to Alaska. There's an island in Alaska called Kodiak Island. 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: Those gigantic Kodiak bears, the ten foot tall gigantic bears, 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: those are Kodiak bears. They call them. That's because they're 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: called well, that's because it's called Kodiak Island. Kodiak Island 14 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: has the Kodiak bears, and the bears are plentiful and 15 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: they are freaking gigantic. So I will tell you. I'd 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: never done Alaska before. I loved it. It was a wild, wild, 17 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: dangerous place. I thought it was so cool. Getting there 18 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: kind of sucks, and it's a three hour time difference. 19 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: My body's still all kinds of screwed up. You're luck 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: you haven't fallen asleep right here on the air, But 21 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: getting there sucked. But we had to fly here to Seattle, 22 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: doesn't matter, to Anchorage, and then we had to fly 23 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: to Kodiak. But then the place where we were staying, 24 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: the cabins we were staying at, was a cross Kodiak Island, 25 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: so we had to hop on this little puddle jumper 26 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: of a plane and we take off all Chris, if 27 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: you're a nervous flyer, you would not have liked it. Shaky, Chris, Oh, 28 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: shaky doesn't describe it. I'll actually remind me, Chris, I'll 29 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: show you a video and the break. You know what. 30 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: I can't do that to everybody. I'll put this video 31 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: up online. I'll put it up on the show's Twitter page, 32 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: in Instagram page. We're on this plane leaving Kodiak, the 33 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: city of Kodiak, going to other place. And there are 34 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: times you're looking out the window in this stinky little 35 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: plane and twenty meters above the mountain like you're you're 36 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: not in the clouds, you're barely clearing the mountaintops. Oh, Chris, 37 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: stop being such a baby. It wasn't that bad. Anyway, 38 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: we get to where we're going, and I'll just I'll 39 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: just tell you this first, just a couple of quick things. 40 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: First day, we just we're going out salmon fishing. So 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: we had to get on one of those planes, one 42 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: of those seaplanes that takes off and lands on the water. 43 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: We had to go out in the water and get 44 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: on this plane takes off, lands us back in the 45 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: bush and we get out and we have a guide 46 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: with us, trying to get us back to where we're going, 47 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: and he's got a big old shotgun with him, and 48 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: there are bears everywhere. We start humping down this path 49 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: and it's like two miles long, and there's just bear 50 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: poop all over the place. And I mean, I don't 51 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: want to start describing poop on the air in general. 52 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: That's probably did I see any us. I'm getting to that. 53 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: Don't get ahead of me in the story, Chris. Anyway, 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: we start humping down this path and there's bear poop everywhere, 55 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: and finally we get down into the river. We come 56 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: out of these hills and we get to get down 57 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: into the river and we have waiters on waiters. For 58 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: those who don't know, that's things you put on your 59 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: body so you can walk through the water. We start 60 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: walking through the middle of the river because we need 61 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: to cross the river, and all of a sudden, right 62 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: in front of us, seventy eighty yards in front of us. So, 63 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: Mama bear, this is going to apply here in a second, 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: stay with me. Mama Bear comes out of the bank 65 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: and she has three cubs with her, all right, three cubs, 66 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: stay with me, three cubs with her. Now she looks 67 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: at us and then just keeps walking away, kind of 68 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: moving away from us. But we stopped. We stopped. We 69 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: don't don't We don't want to press the Mama bear 70 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: at this point in time. I don't feel like dying. Actually, 71 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: let's be honest. I didn't want her to die, Chris 72 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: if she attacked me, all right, But she starts walking away, 73 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: and so we're just standing there in the river and 74 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: it's me and my old man and it's my two sons, 75 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: and we're just we're stopped there the waters running through 76 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: and that alone is crazy, right. Well, then we see 77 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: another bear up ahead of us, and then another bear 78 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: up ahead of us, and those are boars mail bears. 79 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: Those are men bears, boars mail bears. They eat cubs. 80 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: They kill them all the time and eat them. So 81 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: we lose sight of her. We see the two boars. 82 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 1: We're talking now a hundred meters in front of us, 83 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: hundred yards in front of us. Here. Next thing, you know, 84 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: we see all three of the bear cubs stand up 85 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: on their hind feet and they're looking at the boars, 86 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: and we're just frozen. We're in the middle of this 87 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: nature show. We're just frozen. And then they turn and 88 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: they take off the other way from the boars. Then 89 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: we see Mamba Bear come charging down and stand in 90 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: between the cubs that are taken off and the two boars. 91 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: And she's standing there and the boars are standing there, 92 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: and the cubs take off for the hills. This is 93 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: going to apply here. In a second, they take off 94 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: and we can still see the cubs, but they pushed 95 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: off up into the hill. She keeps running towards her cubs, 96 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: but stopping and looking back at the boars. But the 97 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: boars keep coming after her and keep coming after her. 98 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: So finally I swear it was like something out of 99 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: the movies. She stops. I tried to get all this 100 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: on video, but I have this crappy phone I can't 101 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: believe I didn't bring a decent camera. I had my 102 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: stupid phone out, like like some kind of Instagram model. 103 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there trying to film it all on my phone. 104 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: But she stops, and finally she starts making a ruckus. 105 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 1: She starts banging bushes and banging trees, and we're just 106 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: banging the ground trying to intimidate these bears away and 107 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: we're just blown away, right, even the guide. We're all 108 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: just frozen there, and the boars are after, and she's after, 109 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 1: and finally we lose sight of the cubs. And then 110 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: eventually it kind of all pushes away. Now they're all 111 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: still around us, but all pushes away. Okay, whatever. We 112 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: continue to hump up the river and then we get 113 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: into a gigantic mess of salmon and we start fishing 114 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: for salmon. We're all catching fish. There's a whole bunch 115 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: of them there. We're pulling salmon out. Next thing, you know, 116 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: we see mama bearing and with two cubs. I mean, 117 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: this is the course of about two hours, she lost 118 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: one of her cubs. Which that's freaking sad, is it hot? 119 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: It was sad. I realized, like I don't want to 120 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: come off like a big, softy, whiney baby. But it 121 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: was dagne sad. And then she stands to the right 122 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: of us. Another boar comes after her. Cubs from the 123 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,159 Speaker 1: left of us out in the middle of the river 124 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: eating salmon, and so were in the middle. I mean 125 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: it was like a Kamala Harris sorority party. We were 126 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 1: the peanut butter and they were the breat what Chris? 127 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 1: And so she was to our right and they were 128 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: to the left, and it was it was a crazy trip. 129 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: We went halibit fishing out in the ocean. We had 130 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: to pull out a harpoon and caught like a sixty 131 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,159 Speaker 1: pound halibit, which is not actually big for a halibut. What, Chris, 132 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: Did I eat any of the fish? No, Chris, I'm not. 133 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: I'm not a vegan. Okay, I don't eat fish, all right. 134 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: Nobody likes fish, remember that, Chris. I don't know how 135 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: many times I have to tell you that nobody likes fish. 136 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 1: They like how fish is prepared. If you bite into fish, 137 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,159 Speaker 1: you don't like, what do you say, You say, this 138 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: taste fishy? You only like a bland piece of meat 139 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: that's prepared right, No, I didn't eat the fish we're 140 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,559 Speaker 1: giving it. I did come back with a hundred pounds 141 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: of it. It's as fresh as I can get. Oh yeah, Chris, 142 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: we had a bunch of it, and so we're giving 143 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: a bunch of way to various people who need it 144 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: and whatnot. But yeah, that's my Alaska store. You want 145 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: some fish, Chris? I forgot how much you people love 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: love fish? Well, yeah, Jesus love fish too. Before you 147 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: killed Hi, maybe you should have thought about that. But 148 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: but yes, I have some fish for you, Chris, no question. Yeah, 149 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: I got some fish for you. Michael. Do you eat fish? 150 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't remember you do? All right, I 151 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: got some fish for you idiots. Whatever the worst cuts are, 152 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: I'll make sure that's what you guys get, all right. 153 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm sorry we have to play it again. It makes 154 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: me laugh. But one day when Nick says the rooster 155 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: followed him and attacked him, Nick flares up and he's 156 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: doing he say, sorry, oh sorry, it makes me laugh. 157 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't help it, all right. Eight seven 158 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Dan in 159 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: San Diego, go boss, you don't like fish, dude, I'm 160 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 1: a fellow fisherman. You don't like fish, have some alibits 161 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: don't taste like fish. I missed you for your integrity, dude. 162 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: And next, Mel of Honor Monday Benny Atkins. I don't 163 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: know if you've read them before. He had a three 164 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: day ordeal with Mel of Honor Monday. Benny Atkins for 165 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: three days, Chris, write that down. I've actually done that 166 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: one before, and I'll do it again. I love that one. 167 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: That's a good call. That's a good call. All right, 168 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: let's get to a comedy story. Commi's eating commies, Chris. 169 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: We needed a drip, a drop. We need a drop 170 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: for this. Commedies you didn't commedies by Jesse Kelly anyway. 171 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: Queer owned business shut down by employees for not being 172 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: woken off Mina's World. It's a caffe in Philadelphia that 173 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: prided itself on being quote queer owned. That's hilarious, that's 174 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: so hilarious, has officially closed its doors after a woke 175 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: employee revolt. It was owned by Kate and sown them. 176 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: I don't know two queer activists. However, their employees have 177 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: claimed Egerton and whatever the lady's name are are anti 178 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: black and gentrifires. I didn't even know what this was 179 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: until the article explained it. Gentrifire is a woke term 180 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: used to describe those who purposely contribute to the displacement 181 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: of low income families. There are a lot of things 182 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: to despise about communism, And remember all this cultural Marxism 183 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 1: stuff that the black people are oppressed, and gay people 184 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: are oppressed, and women are oppressed, and the climate's oppressed 185 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: and all the stuff. It's just it's just a modern 186 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: day version of communism. All they did was changed the language. 187 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 1: That selling workers in America that their life sucks was 188 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: never going to work because workers have great lives in America. 189 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,720 Speaker 1: So they knew they had to change the language. So 190 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: you find whoever the aggrieved portions of us I d 191 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: R and you appeal to them. Comedies always eat themselves, though, 192 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: And apparently I'm up against a break and that kind 193 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: of sucks. So I'm gonna have to elaborate on this more, 194 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 1: and then I will take more phone calls eight seven 195 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. I'll get 196 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 1: to some emails. You have some good ones. First practice 197 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: with your weapon ten minutes. I don't even ask for 198 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,840 Speaker 1: ten minutes a day because life is busy, and I 199 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:30,599 Speaker 1: know what that's like. Ten minutes a weekend, every Saturday 200 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: or Sunday. Ten minutes. You don't have to go to 201 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: a range. You don't You don't have to fill up 202 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 1: your car with gas. You don't have to spend another 203 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: thousand dollars on one box of nine mill. You can 204 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: get your man to sex, attach it to your weapon 205 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: and practice in your home. It's not just target practice. 206 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: They will put you through drills and give you feedback. 207 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,359 Speaker 1: You know how you become a good shot. You practice, 208 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,160 Speaker 1: and if you're not practicing, even if you're already a 209 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: good shot, those skis disappear when you're scared, when the 210 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: adrenaline's pumping, when your hands are sweating, you're not a 211 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 1: good shot unless you've practiced a lot. Take my word 212 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: for that. Get a Mattis X system today, Mattis X 213 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 1: dot com, Mattis x dot com. Get one what Chris, 214 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: We can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right. 215 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show 216 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. It's so good to be back. I'm 217 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: gonna get to this social media platform thing here in 218 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 1: just a second. Remember you can call tonight eight seven 219 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. You can 220 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: email Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. One more thing, though, 221 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: about the commy employees destroying some commy business. You see 222 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: this at a corporate level now, at a shot shocking rate. 223 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 1: And I mean I'm not talking about some local coffee 224 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:10,040 Speaker 1: shop in Philadelphia. Major corporations now do this routinely. They 225 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 1: continually shoot themselves in the foot. And I know, I 226 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: know why they do it. I mean lots of times. 227 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 1: It's because they're already common at the corporation. But setting 228 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: those aside, one of the reasons they do it is 229 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: if you're if you're a CEO, if you're if you're 230 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 1: on the board of a major company. I'm gonna use 231 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 1: Coca Cola. And I actually don't mean to pick on 232 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: Coca Cola. It's just the first name that popped into 233 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 1: my head. You're the CEO of Coca Cola. You want 234 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: to hire the best and brightest, Right, you're Coca Cola. 235 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 1: You're biggest against Coca Cola. Now, if you're a traditional 236 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: CEO board member of Coca Cola, where are you going 237 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:56,199 Speaker 1: to go to find the quote best and brightest, Harvard, Yale, 238 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,440 Speaker 1: n YU, Columbia, Stanford, you know all the fancy schools. 239 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:08,079 Speaker 1: The problem is our elite universities. They're all majorly communists now, 240 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 1: and so you, because you're an older, more traditional person, 241 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,319 Speaker 1: you corporate Coca Cola ceo. You think you're walking onto campus. 242 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: I know the CEO is not walking onto campus, but 243 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: let's say he did. Do you think you're walking onto 244 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: Harvard's campus to pluck the best and brightest out of there, 245 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: and they're gonna make coke that much better? Instead, you 246 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: don't understand you're bringing in a subversive who's going to 247 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 1: destroy your company from within. Communists. As I've said before, 248 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: again credit to my friend Phil of, the lead singer 249 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,319 Speaker 1: of the band of N seven or all that Remains. 250 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry about all the remains. He's the lead singer. 251 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:48,600 Speaker 1: Phil Is. It's his saying, not mine. He said that 252 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: the greatest thing about communism is all the communists. Communism 253 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: is killed. If you're looking for something to smile about, 254 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 1: just know that in the end they all eat each other. 255 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:05,319 Speaker 1: There is no happy ending. There's no happy ending. It 256 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,680 Speaker 1: all ends ugly because it's a religion of destruction. There's 257 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: not some final goal. There's not some final place where 258 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 1: they'll destroy just so much and then they'll look around 259 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: and they'll think, nice, we did it, guys, we have 260 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: our stuff. It doesn't work that way. It's a never 261 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: ending cycle of death and destruction. As soon as you 262 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: bring them in, you've already signed your death warrant. I 263 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: don't know why these CEOs aren't getting wiser and cleaning 264 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 1: out their HR departments and letting them know. I don't 265 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 1: want anybody from a top fifty school, nobody. I would 266 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: ban them from my place. I really would. And if 267 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: you're a Harvard graduate and you're listening to the sound 268 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: of my voice right now and you're offended, it's really 269 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: really important you understand I don't give a crap. Harvard 270 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,359 Speaker 1: today is not what it was. It's just not Stanford, 271 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: it's not Look at the things they're teaching in these schools. 272 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: Look at how they're indoctrinating these kids. I read you 273 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: before that article or I think it was a threat 274 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: on social media from that guy who was going to 275 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 1: University of Chicago, one of the best universities in the country, 276 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,480 Speaker 1: and he just he was exasperated by the fact, he 277 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: was surrounded by the quote best and brightest. I mean 278 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: all four point zero students. You know, they're all val 279 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: Victorians and wherever they came from there, they're all the 280 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: best and brightest. And he said, they're all robots. Whatever 281 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: they're told. They just marched that way, lockstep and the 282 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 1: university is full blown indoctrinating these kids and communism. You 283 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: think you're getting that superstar from the University of Chicago 284 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 1: and he's gonna have bright ideas and he's going to 285 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: be the best and brightest. You just brought in a 286 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: communist robot with good grades who's going to destroy your 287 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 1: company from within. Just the fact. Got to be aware 288 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: of it now, Steve and san Diego go, hey, Jessy left. 289 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: The first thing I missed Abaco is true truth and media. 290 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: But I get a hopeful story for you. Is the 291 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: most hopeful thing I've seen. I saw the best fireworks 292 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: in my entire life. I'm a grown man, I'm mid fifties. 293 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: The best fireworks I've ever seen in my entire life. 294 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 1: Los Angeles. On the YouTube, there's a channel called La Flight. 295 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: They're a live streamer of Lax Airport twenty four hours 296 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: whatever starting yesterday at about sunset about eight o'clock. They 297 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: have a timestamp, so if you look at the timestamp, 298 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: you can fast forward or whatever started about eight o'clock 299 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: eight thirty, you will begin to see fireworks over Los Angeles, 300 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: over Compton Inglewood, the poorest, most deprivated part of the 301 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: US society, and they are the most patriotic you will 302 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,200 Speaker 1: see it. It not only starts, it begins, it gets 303 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: better and bigger and more impressive. It goes on and 304 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 1: on and on. It's the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Patriots. 305 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: I love it. La Flights go check it out. I'm 306 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: gonna check that out myself. That sounds cool. Look, there's 307 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 1: nothing wrong, in fact, there's everything right on Independence Day 308 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: when the fireworks are going off, to get a tear 309 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 1: in your eye with pride for your country, when the 310 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 1: national anthem is playing and you're at that ballgame and 311 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: you have your hand over your heart, there's nothing wrong 312 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: with getting a tear in your eye and being proud 313 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: of where you live. We are lacking that in this country, 314 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 1: and it's wonderful. Sam And sorry Samuel stat and Island 315 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,960 Speaker 1: go yeah. Said this one that I speak to you 316 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 1: about the fact you were saying that the whole New 317 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 1: York City basically came into the BODAILI yeah, no, that's 318 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: not what I said. I said in New York City 319 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: as a whole. No, every individual didn't, of course, not 320 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: Charlotte and Washington. Go yes, sir, Hi, I want to well, 321 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: first of all, I want to tell you that I 322 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: stood up and covered my heart when you're playing caps 323 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: for that honorable gentleman that passed away. Now I am 324 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: I am just say, Malcolm, I am disabled this in 325 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: my normal speech. I just got a pull on. I've 326 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 1: been denied a phone stuff like this for years, but 327 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 1: I just got a phone, and I was just kind 328 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 1: of playing with and I read this thing about I'm 329 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,159 Speaker 1: and I read this thing about how Bill Gates but 330 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: these like forty thousand acres or something like that. In 331 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: Bill Gates continues to buy mass quantities of farmland across 332 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: the United States of America, which would be a problem anyway, 333 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: but it's majorly a problem because Bill Gates believes we 334 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: have too much food. Bill Gates doesn't believe in cattle. 335 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 1: Bill Gates, I'm telling you right now you need to 336 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: keep your eyes on this man. Eight seven seven three 337 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. I'm gonna tell you 338 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 1: about that social media platform that's gonna hurt you really 339 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 1: need to delete it, and we'll get to some emails next, 340 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:12,120 Speaker 1: Old Guitarism yourself stuck in the middle of you. It 341 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. And yes, yes, 342 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,920 Speaker 1: old Dome, you know I'm I'm going to get to 343 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 1: the social media thing here in a second. In the 344 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: wake of all this Row versus Wade madness, you've seen 345 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:33,200 Speaker 1: a lot of strategic messaging, I'll call it from the system, 346 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,719 Speaker 1: a lot of all of a sudden, it became a 347 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,960 Speaker 1: lot of victim of rape and incest or or you 348 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: want a mother to die, or you want But you know, 349 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 1: none of that's true, right, All that's a lie. They're 350 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:48,040 Speaker 1: not worried about any of that. I have to get 351 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,399 Speaker 1: credit where credits due. You know, I'm off I'm often 352 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: hard on Vice President Kamala Harris, but credit where it's Dude, 353 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: Dome had a moment of real honesty. The truth is, 354 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 1: this is how they actually feel. So we're working on 355 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: bringing down basically the cost of what life requires for people. 356 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 1: And that actually was completely the wrong clip I hope 357 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: this is the right one. We have to recognize we're 358 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: a nation that was founded on certain principles that I 359 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: screwed that one up too. She says on camera, Look, Chris, 360 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 1: it's my fault. I called for the wrong clip. It's 361 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: my fault. She sits down on camera, and this is 362 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 1: basically what she says. Now I have to add live it. 363 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,120 Speaker 1: The ladies asking her about abortion, and Kamal Harris comes 364 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 1: out and says, hey, you need to consider what opportunities 365 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: your son might lose if he gets someone pregnant. Now 366 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,479 Speaker 1: you can sit there and say that makes her a monster, 367 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 1: and you'd be right, that makes her a baby killer. 368 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,840 Speaker 1: You'd be right, evil, you'd be right all those things. 369 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,239 Speaker 1: You'd be right. But the truth is it makes her 370 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 1: very honest. The truth is that we have had such 371 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:59,439 Speaker 1: a I don't even an abortion mill industry in this 372 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,400 Speaker 1: country probably the best way to put it, as terrible 373 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 1: as that sounds, we've had such an abortion mill industry 374 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: in this country that there are so many people who've 375 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: been grown up and it's simply ingrained in them that 376 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: that's just something you do if it's convenient, Oh, have 377 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: a baby and don't want it, I'll go kill it, 378 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: just without a second thought. In a few of them. Dome, 379 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: of course, is one of the dumber ones. They're actually 380 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 1: honest about that. It's not about rape or incest or 381 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: this exception or that exception. If you if you have 382 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: a pregnancy in your life, whether it's you or your 383 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 1: boyfriend or your son, daughter, or whatever the case may be, 384 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: and you feel like it might inconvenience you in some way, 385 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,200 Speaker 1: these people genuine they believe you should just be able 386 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 1: to kill it. I don't understand. What's the big deal. 387 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: Shows how in human these people are. They're called communists 388 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 1: or anti humans for a reason. They're monsters. Man. Now 389 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 1: let's have a hard talk. And you know, I don't 390 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 1: judge right because there's no one in the world than me. 391 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 1: I'm the worst person in the world. So I'm never 392 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 1: going to look down my knows that you or point 393 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: fingers at you. I'm just not going to do it. 394 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: I'm worse. I've done worse things in my life and 395 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 1: it still do than you could ever imagine, than you 396 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: could ever do. So let's just clear that up right Noway, 397 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 1: And I'm on social media platforms that are bad, no question, 398 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,159 Speaker 1: about it. I'm on Twitter. I mean, I'm basically the 399 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 1: best person on Twitter ever. Chris what Chris I am? 400 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,479 Speaker 1: But I'm on Twitter. I have a Facebook account. I'm 401 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,000 Speaker 1: never on there, but I have one. I have an 402 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: Instagram account. I try to get on there more, but 403 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:45,960 Speaker 1: I forget TikTok. Now. I'm here to tell you that 404 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 1: I have people in my life who don't have accounts, 405 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 1: but they look at TikTok videos. But let's talk about 406 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,440 Speaker 1: the people who have accounts. Maybe you have one, maybe 407 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 1: you never post things, maybe you just have a TikTok 408 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: account because people, let's be frank, are really really funny 409 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,600 Speaker 1: and entertaining. And I'm not going to sit here or 410 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,040 Speaker 1: act like I'm some nun when it comes to TikTok. 411 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,199 Speaker 1: I've never seen it. I don't even know what it 412 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 1: looks like. And for those of you who don't know 413 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 1: what it looks like, just understand this. It's a social 414 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,440 Speaker 1: media site where people can put up short videos. They 415 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: edit short videos. Chris, I don't have it. Is that 416 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: the best way to describe it. I think though it's 417 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: just a short video website and people you don't have 418 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 1: it either, of course, Chris is way more paranoid than 419 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: even I am. Chris doesn't have it either. But it's funny. 420 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 1: I've seen these videos. I've had people send them to me. 421 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 1: People are so talented and so smart and clever and 422 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 1: so funny. There are a lot of funny ones on there. 423 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,640 Speaker 1: People are on there. Fathers are on there, mothers are 424 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: on there, kids are on there. Maybe your kids are 425 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,399 Speaker 1: on there. And I'm not judging you. I'm certainly the 426 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: last one in the world that would tell you you're 427 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,680 Speaker 1: a bad spouse or a bad parent or any I'm 428 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:10,360 Speaker 1: not not doing that. Headline. TikTok confirms employees in China 429 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: can access American user data. That's not me. That's something 430 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,160 Speaker 1: we've known for a while. That's confirmed by Breitbart. Just 431 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:28,159 Speaker 1: understand this. If you're using TikTok, if you have a 432 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:35,359 Speaker 1: TikTok account China, the Communist Party in China, they know 433 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 1: your name. They know more than your name. They know 434 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:47,400 Speaker 1: where you live, They know your preferences they do. Are 435 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 1: you into guns? They know it? Are you shopping for 436 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: hiking boots? They know it? Are you into things you 437 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:05,399 Speaker 1: wouldn't tell your past? China knows it. China doesn't have 438 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: access to this data by accident. China. They have subscribed, 439 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 1: and have long subscribed to the belief that knowledge is power. 440 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 1: They are acquiring as much data on each and every 441 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:25,320 Speaker 1: American citizen as they possibly can. And again, I'm no 442 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: saint when it comes to technology at all. Like I said, 443 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: I have a Twitter account that there couldn't be anything 444 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 1: worse than Twitter. I'm not judging you. I'm simply doing 445 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,879 Speaker 1: this as an FYI. You do understand that that TikTok 446 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,119 Speaker 1: account you have what it is. It's a portal for 447 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: the Chinese Communist Party to learn everything about you. Maybe 448 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: you're okay with that for yourself. Fine, again, there's no 449 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 1: judgment here. Are you okay with that for your kids? 450 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: Are you okay with the Chinese Communist Party knowing everything 451 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,120 Speaker 1: about Aiden? Are you just asking putting it out there. 452 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,160 Speaker 1: Let's get to a couple of emails. Dear first grade 453 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,800 Speaker 1: history teacher took my kid to the water park today 454 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: and overheard three separate moms call talking to Caden, Hayden, 455 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 1: and Aiden respectively. I laughed each time. Thank you for that. Oh, 456 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 1: it's every young mother today. Secondly, he says, feel free 457 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: to say my name and if you wanted say hi 458 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: to my son, Zach. He would be thrilled. He's seven. 459 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 1: We listen to your old history podcast together, though occasionally 460 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: we have to skip some. He said. Vlad the Impaler 461 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 1: was a bit much for the then six year old. 462 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: He said, we'll try again when it's eight. And when 463 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 1: he's eight and his name is Phil, Zach, shout out 464 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,840 Speaker 1: to you, my friend. Do not listen to the Vlad 465 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,400 Speaker 1: the Impaler one until Phil says it's okay, all right, Jesse. 466 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: Due to cancer surgery and multiple incisions and my abdomen, 467 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: I found it very uncomfortable to holster my weapons. I 468 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: found that my Micro nine just about the only gun 469 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 1: I could comfortably wear. That being said, it doesn't have 470 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: a rail mount. But Mantis cured the problem with the 471 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 1: Laser Academy option, which uses a laser bullet. Thanks mantis 472 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,160 Speaker 1: X and you Jesse for endorsing this product. His name says, 473 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: I can use his name. His name is Steve from Tennessee, 474 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,680 Speaker 1: Tony Man, get better, get a manti sex and get better. 475 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 1: Got to mantisex dot com and get one, yo, Jesse. 476 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 1: With fuel prices going up with no end in sight, 477 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,239 Speaker 1: where do you see this ending winter is coming. No 478 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: matter what the price of natural gas or propane is. 479 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 1: I have a bad feeling about my fellow Minnesotans in 480 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,199 Speaker 1: the months to come. Love the simulcast, Buddy says, I 481 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,159 Speaker 1: can say his name. His name is Dan. Again. You 482 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: can watch me do the show if you want. You 483 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,119 Speaker 1: have to go to the first tv dot com slash 484 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: Jesse and sign up. Where do I see this going? 485 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 1: I'll tell you where I see it going, and then 486 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: headlines we didn't get too Next it is the Jesse 487 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,960 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Don't forget. 488 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow. No worries. You can email 489 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at 490 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Do you remember, by the way, 491 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 1: just quick side note before I get to where we're going, 492 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 1: do you remember Verizon? When Verizon got busted for their 493 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 1: internal emails. Christopher Ruffo, to his credit, broke the story. 494 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 1: Verizon got busted because they hauled every employee they had 495 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 1: into employee training where they taught them all how evil 496 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: white people were. Man. When I tell you to switch 497 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 1: to pure talk, it's honestly, it's not even because the 498 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 1: CEO as a Vietnam veteran. Although I love that, or 499 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,239 Speaker 1: that their customer service is based in America, I love that. 500 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 1: It's not even the money savings, as we're all getting crushed. 501 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 1: The average family saves over nine hundred dollars a year. 502 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: It's not that it's so you stop funding these disgusting 503 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: companies that hate you. Switch to pure talk. That's big money. 504 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: Over nine hundred dollars a year. That's big money. From 505 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 1: your cell phone dial pound two five zero and say 506 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, and that'll save you an additional fifty percent 507 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: off your first month dial pound two five zero, say 508 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. Now where do I see this ending? Well, 509 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: here's the problem, and I hate. I almost didn't even 510 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: answer the email because the answer is so ugly and dark. 511 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to bring everybody down. But the truth is, 512 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: I see I see brownouts and blackouts coming because it's 513 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 1: not just where we are energy wise, when you look 514 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: at how they've crushed coal and natural gas and oil, 515 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: it's where we're going. Remember the Biden administration, they're still 516 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,680 Speaker 1: shutting down leases. It's not like they're done shutting down leases. 517 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:14,200 Speaker 1: They're still shutting them down. They're not expanding at all UAE, 518 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: the UAE Saudi Arabia, they're maxed out on production. They've 519 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 1: already said they're not producing anymore. There's no more oil coming. 520 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 1: We've already announced we're not going to make anymore. The 521 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: demand is going to keep going up and up and up. 522 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: The price is going to keep going up and up. 523 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 1: We're going to break the electrical grid in places. Talk 524 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 1: to people in some places in California, they already experienced 525 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 1: brownouts and blackouts. It's not outside of the realm of possibility. 526 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna have people freeze into death. This this winner. 527 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 1: And keep in mind, as long as we're having such 528 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:51,800 Speaker 1: a sunny discussion here, keep in mind Joe Biden. Oh gosh, 529 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,920 Speaker 1: I hayeteve. I don't even want to say this, Chris, Look, 530 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Joe Biden isn't even 531 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: halfway done. Isn't that horrible? I'm sorry? Look, look what 532 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: can I say? Change you? People's why indeed he is, 533 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: He's not even halfway done. Even if we do what 534 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 1: everyone thinks we're gonna do and take back the House 535 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,120 Speaker 1: in November, that's a good thing, right, that's a good step. 536 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: I'm not poo pooing it. Joe Biden is still president. 537 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 1: We can't take back the House and all of a 538 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: sudden get back those oil and gas leases. And even 539 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: if we turn them all back on tomorrow, three years 540 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 1: twenty twenty five before you see more oil, you can't 541 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 1: just stop and start them on a whim. That's not 542 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,240 Speaker 1: how it works at all. I see it getting really ugly. 543 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 1: I do. I know that sucks, but hey, I do. 544 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: And now here's a headlined the headlines. We didn't get 545 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: to you, Mitt Romney. America is in denial. He goes 546 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,160 Speaker 1: on to describe what a good, decent person Joe Biden 547 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: is and how terrible it would be for America if 548 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 1: Donald Trump got reelected. Yes, because Donald Trump's mean tweets 549 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 1: are definitely the real problem out there. You know what, 550 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,479 Speaker 1: Mitt Romney's a great segue into have you bought your 551 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: chalk yet? You understand that chalk natural herbal supplements boost 552 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 1: your testosterone by twenty percent in ninety days without chemicals 553 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: or medical filth. They have a male vitality stack. That's 554 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: what I would recommend. That's what I take. They have 555 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 1: a female vitality stack. Ladies. They have all kinds of 556 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,680 Speaker 1: healthy supplements US manufacturing. And these guys are the most 557 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 1: hardcore anti communists I've ever met in the business world. 558 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,800 Speaker 1: We're talking about a major supplement country company. They despise communists. 559 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: You should you should see my texts with them. Thirty 560 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: five percent off the entire website choq dot com. Use 561 00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: the code Jesse gets you thirty five percent off. Fellas, 562 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,120 Speaker 1: get a male vitality stack. Ladies, get a female vitality stack, 563 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 1: unless you want to become like Mitt Romney. Library book Picks. 564 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 1: Library book Picks push gender bending on kids this summer. 565 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: This is, of course, the Association of Library Service to Children. 566 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:24,160 Speaker 1: This is specifically a children's library organization. And they sat 567 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: down and they were purposeful about their religion. They sat 568 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 1: down and they decided they were going to spread their religion. 569 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,240 Speaker 1: We have to understand what we're up against here. After 570 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 1: thirty plus years, NPR cancels the Declaration of Independence reading. 571 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: Here's just a quick reminder. The last time Republicans had 572 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: the House, Senate and presidency, they did not defund one 573 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:53,640 Speaker 1: cent from NPR. Liberal dominated California universities double down on 574 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,600 Speaker 1: abortion we are definitely living in two Americas. And you 575 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 1: see this more in more Or, and it's awful. When 576 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: it comes to all the good people who are stuck 577 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,240 Speaker 1: in California, you start to see why California is hemorrhaging people. 578 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: This row versus Wade thing is going to exacerbate that problem. 579 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 1: People are going to flee the Blue States in the 580 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,279 Speaker 1: future because we're so divided, because we don't share any 581 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: common values. The Blue States are going to keep getting bluer. 582 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: I predict the Red States are going to keep getting redder. 583 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 1: And how that ends, I mean, I don't know exactly, 584 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: but it doesn't end well. Right, You're essentially going to 585 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,359 Speaker 1: end up with two different countries under the umbrella of 586 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: one country. How can that possibly end in any way? 587 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: But ugly? Californians to receive one thousand and fifty dollars 588 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: in inflation relief. If you don't live in California, I 589 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,200 Speaker 1: realize a bunch of people do. You should understand your 590 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,400 Speaker 1: gas prices aren't near as bad as what they're experiencing. 591 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,799 Speaker 1: And a thousand and fifty dollars isn't even a pi 592 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,919 Speaker 1: on an elephant's butt compared to what people are going 593 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,880 Speaker 1: through in California right now, I'm telling you, man, get 594 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,240 Speaker 1: out and get to a blue area. No longer blaming 595 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 1: Putin's price hike for high gas prices, Biden has a 596 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 1: new scapegoat. Biden said, quote my message to the company's 597 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 1: running gas stations and setting prices that the pump is simple. 598 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: This is a time of war and global peril. Bring 599 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,440 Speaker 1: down the price you are charging at the pump. The 600 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:31,600 Speaker 1: Biden administration is the angriest, nastiest, most divisive presidential administration 601 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,320 Speaker 1: I have ever seen in my life, and that includes Obama's, 602 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: who was my least favorite president of all time. It 603 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,880 Speaker 1: is unreal how nasty and divisive these people are. And 604 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,799 Speaker 1: it should be noted his approval rating is officially in 605 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 1: the twenties. That's the lowest approval rating on record period. 606 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,960 Speaker 1: Paris Hilton canceled on President Biden to attend Brittany Spears wedding. 607 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 1: Joe Biden is so unpopular, somebody'd rather go get high 608 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,520 Speaker 1: with Britney Spears. Four hundred and seventy six thousand migrant 609 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,239 Speaker 1: gotaways recorded in twenty twenty two so far. Have to 610 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:15,960 Speaker 1: check my watch. My watch says it's July police reveal 611 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,120 Speaker 1: Highland Parks suspect wore women's clothing during an attack. Be 612 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,240 Speaker 1: very creeped out by any man who wears women's clothing. 613 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,560 Speaker 1: Man busted for battering a cop with a hot dog? Man, 614 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 1: how does that cop ever show his face again? Texas 615 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,120 Speaker 1: counties to declare invasion at a southern border. Here's a reminder. 616 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,440 Speaker 1: If you're not in a border district down on the border, 617 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,600 Speaker 1: you are. You're being invaded, and you don't know it. 618 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: The people who are on the southern border, they do 619 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,160 Speaker 1: know it. They look around, they witness it every single 620 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 1: every single day. But if you're in Minnesota, oh there's 621 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: an invasion happening, you just haven't felt it quite yet. 622 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: Liz Cheney warns the GOP can't survive if Trump becomes 623 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,440 Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four nominee. Man, are we all about 624 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,480 Speaker 1: ready for all the Cheneys to go away? Just go away? 625 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: Biden to allow some migrants with terrorist ties into the country, 626 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,360 Speaker 1: raising security concerns. It's just another little helpful reminder to 627 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,839 Speaker 1: you and everybody else. The destruction is intentional. These are 628 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,520 Speaker 1: not accidents. They're not accidentally raising the cost of gas. Inflation. 629 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 1: Isn't an accident. They're not accidentally opening up the southern border. 630 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 1: They got elected. There's a bunch of full blown America 631 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,120 Speaker 1: hating communists in there, and they're doing exactly what they 632 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: want to do. That's bad news. The good news is 633 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,960 Speaker 1: I'm back, baby, and we're gonna get to do this 634 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,920 Speaker 1: all over again tomorrow. What Chris, You can email me 635 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,759 Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. We will be back 636 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,880 Speaker 1: tomorrow to have a whole lot of fun. I promise. 637 00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,920 Speaker 1: All right, that's all take