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Speaker 1: Hello, yello, this is the Great Tourtelini. Um. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm the Great Tortellini. I've been assigned to your kids party.

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Speaker 1: I'm super excited. Oh oh okay, you're the magician that's

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Speaker 1: coming for Yes, i am. I can't wait to amaze

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Speaker 1: the children with my wonderful illusions. Un. I'm sorry, can

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Speaker 1: you go ahead and talk in a real voice? This

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Speaker 1: is really distraction for me? Um, so we can talk

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Speaker 1: about the specific. Oh, sorry about that. My apologies. I

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Speaker 1: like to do the voice and stay in character for people.

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Speaker 1: They usually these are thing it's funny, so oh um, well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's okay. I just would like to go ahead ahead

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Speaker 1: and talk about the specific. All right, Well, um, so

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Speaker 1: for my first trick, what I'm going to do is

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Speaker 1: pull a rabbit out of a hat. Okay, but get this,

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Speaker 1: I pull it out and lickety splitty pooh, it's headless.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Are you for real? I mean, what seriously?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Uh? I don't I don't understand

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Speaker 1: what the problem. I mean, real or fake? That's just

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's just not right. Is it the Is

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Speaker 1: it the fact that the rabbits headless? Yes? Yes, really

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Speaker 1: all right? Well, most most of the parents there's parties

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Speaker 1: I do. They seemed to even think it's funny. How

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Speaker 1: the kids kind to go crazy for that, So I

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Speaker 1: think that's that's there's something wrong with them, got it.

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Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to ask and talk to you

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Speaker 1: about the kids sensitivities. You know? Uh, would you mind

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Speaker 1: being my lively insistant for like a disappearing act? Be

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Speaker 1: five minutes of your time? Fine? If it's only five minutes,

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Speaker 1: I will do it. Wait, no more perfect? What size

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Speaker 1: lingerie do you wear? What well you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: be in? Tom? If you're my lively assistant, you know

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Speaker 1: I've asked you to stop with that voice, to stop it.

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Speaker 1: I apologize, ma'am. You know I don't even think you

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Speaker 1: should come over. This is a completely bad idea, I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna go ahead and cancel it. Can't

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Speaker 1: can of cancel with you? Or who do I call

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Speaker 1: the cancelment before you cancel? I really feel bad that

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Speaker 1: I upset you. No, I don't feel comfortable with you

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Speaker 1: coming at all. The show will be totally clean, nothing weird,

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Speaker 1: I promise. So you're saying no, headless rabbits, and you're

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Speaker 1: not going to put anybody in lingerie. No, none of that.

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Speaker 1: I you know, I just stick to your word. Put

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Speaker 1: it in a contract. Let me sign something, sure thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll sign the contract with my winkie think and you

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Speaker 1: can blow it out your ass. But you know what, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm relatable. I cannot believe you're calling my house.