Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're ready.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, number It feels so good, you guys.
Speaker 1: Is this the world's fastest season the Bachelorette? Shouldn't we
Speaker 1: be like overseas before we get to home jobs?
Speaker 2: What's happening? This is wild?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is It's so good to be
Speaker 1: in this inferno. It's cold right now, but it'll get.
Speaker 1: It's gonna get, It's gonna get hot.
Speaker 3: Maybe they think New Orleans is like overseas.
Speaker 1: Hello, we're we'll go to another episode of Well except
Speaker 1: this Rose. My name is Arto Marine, coming to you
Speaker 1: from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. I mentioned
Speaker 1: last time. If you hear a fan in the background,
Speaker 1: it's because it's end of days and yes, and we're
Speaker 1: coming to you from the apocalypse.
Speaker 2: It's so hot.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna keep a little air fan on because
Speaker 1: we like ourselves with me today. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: a bevy of fellas. It is a full man parade.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start across from me. Bachelor of the
Speaker 1: Year twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, nineteen twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: twenty two, and now twenty three. Wow, you've been our
Speaker 1: bachelor for eight years?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Will you ever find know? Are you just a really
Speaker 2: bad date?
Speaker 1: What's happening? I don't know what's I can't at this point,
Speaker 1: it's almost I don't know what's going on. You know
Speaker 1: him from things.
Speaker 2: That I can't talk about.
Speaker 1: He's a star that my mom wanted to marry. He
Speaker 1: was gonna be it was gonna be my stepdad for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 2: I get sufficed to say I'm an actor.
Speaker 1: He's an actor.
Speaker 2: He's a handsome man. He's a bachelor.
Speaker 1: He's a podcast host of shows I can't talk about.
Speaker 1: You know him mostly as our Bachelor the Year, Ladies
Speaker 1: and Gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Rob Betterday, hy Hi, nice yob, thank you to your Your
Speaker 2: beard is looking handsomely. I'm getting gray, I'm getting older.
Speaker 2: You give me the Golden Bachelor. Yeah, the Golden matchress.
Speaker 1: The golden nose me. No, you're gonna be the platinum
Speaker 1: Oh is that a No, it's younger. It's younger. It's
Speaker 1: a teenage in high school. You're going back to high school?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be twenty one Jump Street?
Speaker 3: Do I audition?
Speaker 2: Or no, no, you're already I just cast it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to my right.
Speaker 2: You guys, we have a real bachelor. We have an
Speaker 2: actual bachelor.
Speaker 1: Now he was bachelor. I'm gonna guess the year. I'm
Speaker 1: going to say twenty eighteen sixteen. Wowow hasn't really twenty sixteen?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Trump was elected while I wow filming fantasy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've never been more erect.
Speaker 1: He's never never been. Wow. That is that is most erotic.
Speaker 1: That was the most erotic moment of your life. That
Speaker 1: is incredible. Well, I have to say that is You're
Speaker 1: You're the only person except for three other people that
Speaker 1: were there, that can say that that is incredible. You
Speaker 1: know him from his podcast Viall Files. I always wanted
Speaker 1: to say vile files, but that's not what it is.
Speaker 1: It's viol Files.
Speaker 2: And I was.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's my new friend. He just got back from
Speaker 1: a little world tour. He's been at the lakes in Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: Nick Viall, Nick, how are you?
Speaker 2: You've never been in person with us? We've done a zoom.
Speaker 2: We've done a zoom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did a zoom during the panda Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is better in person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in person.
Speaker 2: It's much more fun.
Speaker 1: Also with us is another new friend of mine. I
Speaker 1: did an improv show with him. We hit it off.
Speaker 1: I went and did a podcast with him.
Speaker 3: We've been hanging out nonstock.
Speaker 1: We've been honestly, he's my new best friend.
Speaker 2: Consider you my emergency content.
Speaker 3: I've got a few of those calls already.
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble. I had a lot of peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Help is an emergency Listen. He's an actor, he's a writer,
Speaker 1: he's a comedian. I don't you can have to just
Speaker 1: go research yourself because we can't talk about anything we
Speaker 1: get honest. You know him from the comedy Bang Bang podcast,
Speaker 1: and you know him from you know from Scott Hasn't Seen,
Speaker 1: which is a podcast about movies that Scott Ackerman has
Speaker 1: not seen. You and I recently did Muriel's Wedding.
Speaker 5: Great movie, great rewand love that movie. That was a
Speaker 5: great episode.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman sean disday are you are?
Speaker 5: I wanted to I've realized this because we have been
Speaker 5: hanging out nonsense. I've realized that there's something that I
Speaker 5: haven't told you that I feel like has been such
Speaker 5: a like missing, Like why haven't I said this, tell me,
Speaker 5: tell me my girlfriend. Yes, her name's Ellie Woods. Adorable
Speaker 5: and she's a writer and an actor and she's really talented.
Speaker 2: Things we can't talk about.
Speaker 5: Things you can't talk about. But she did appear on
Speaker 5: the Bachelorette tell All of Gabby and Rachel as this person.
Speaker 1: No she was.
Speaker 5: She was doing the big faces in the orange dress
Speaker 5: behind who I believe Logan when he was like kind
Speaker 5: of saying.
Speaker 2: All his books, you didn't tell me you were dating
Speaker 2: a star.
Speaker 5: She's an absolute stars.
Speaker 3: There's also this face.
Speaker 2: That she made, sorry, Wow, you didn't tell me you
Speaker 2: were an icon, an.
Speaker 5: Absolute treasure, a Bachelorette meme, and every time I've seen you,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't believe I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: Said, how did she get?
Speaker 1: I went to the tell All and I got I
Speaker 1: sat with Jesse Palmer's family, which they don't put by,
Speaker 1: so I got to watch the accent, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to be part of the action, like kind of hamming
Speaker 1: it up. How did she get?
Speaker 5: If I remember correctly, it's like they definitely bring a
Speaker 5: bunch of people in who just want to see the show,
Speaker 5: but they pay a few background people.
Speaker 2: Did she get paid.
Speaker 3: She was paid to be there.
Speaker 2: I would pay so much money, but.
Speaker 3: I will saying.
Speaker 5: She did say it was a really brutal shoot. It
Speaker 5: was like eight hours or something. Yeah, and while it
Speaker 5: was entertaining, but it was also really really boring to
Speaker 5: sit there for a long time. Well, but she got
Speaker 5: some great looks in the are incredible.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Before we geting, how did you know?
Speaker 1: We know how these gentlemen are involved in the Bachelor franchise.
Speaker 2: When did you start watching?
Speaker 5: I started watching with Matt James. I was along with
Speaker 5: tons of other African American people in the United States
Speaker 5: of America. Okay, and my girlfriend and her sister would
Speaker 5: watch it, and we started watching it together.
Speaker 2: And you've seen every season since.
Speaker 5: I've skipped a few recently, Yes, but I'll tell you
Speaker 5: what I've seen. I've seen Matt James, I've seen Michelle.
Speaker 5: I've seen Gabby and Rachel. I've seen Katie and then
Speaker 5: I've seen the Bachelorettes. I've seen the Bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Although I do like.
Speaker 5: The beginning Nick you saw you, I had not seen Nick.
Speaker 5: I haven't gone back to do any he.
Speaker 1: Was doing something else that.
Speaker 5: I was, you know, celebrated, let's call it that. No
Speaker 5: having gone back, and I've watched all of Bachelor in
Speaker 5: Paradise since then, and that is like the reason I
Speaker 5: continue to watch.
Speaker 1: Get the Farm Team, so I can well, Nick has
Speaker 1: been the star. You've been to Paradise once or twice once?
Speaker 1: I have so many questions to ask a few about Paradise.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a questions? Where did you get that?
Speaker 2: The one on the left? A fan painted it for us.
Speaker 1: Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 2: Those are your Is that your season?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh my god? That was the winner?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they actually guessed really well, it was his.
Speaker 1: Because we always do draft picks, they painted and mailed
Speaker 1: in their draft picks.
Speaker 2: Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 3: That's incredible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey, Casey, Yes, Actually every single person that they
Speaker 1: painted became a star of the franchise, Like there were
Speaker 1: no there were none that like faded away? Who is who?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have well we have Rachel and then top we
Speaker 1: have uh Karen yeah, yeah, Danielle l Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we had Alexis Love Alexis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a live show with her. Yeah, she's hilarious.
Speaker 3: She was in a vedroom Paradise that I saw maybe
Speaker 3: she did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what you Here's a question I've asked and it
Speaker 5: relates to this season.
Speaker 3: Like I'm watching the season and I'm constantly thinking, like,
Speaker 3: what are.
Speaker 5: They actually talking about? Like there's the one moment with
Speaker 5: Brandon from the end of one of these episodes where
Speaker 5: they're talking about like, what's weird about you?
Speaker 3: You remember that? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I thought, are those conversations happening or is every
Speaker 3: conversation sound like really glad? Like, when are the small
Speaker 3: talk conversations happening? Are they happening?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 3: Wow, not even off camera at any point.
Speaker 4: Well, most of the relationship. It's in general, the Bachelor
Speaker 4: is a the relationships that evolve on that show are
Speaker 4: relationships that are based on withholding rather than.
Speaker 3: Right, than saying anything.
Speaker 4: Saying anything. So it's kind of about having a moment
Speaker 4: and then being like, we got to steal at your person,
Speaker 4: and then you spend most of your time fantasizing about
Speaker 4: that moment and then building it up in your head.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 5: I kind of feel like Bachelor in Paradise they have
Speaker 5: more just normal talks where I feel like watching this
Speaker 5: season of Bachelor and I'm like, it just feels like
Speaker 5: no one knows what anyone's favorite movie is.
Speaker 4: Paradise is way more chill. There's a lot more hanging
Speaker 4: out and actually spending quality time with just kind of
Speaker 4: everyone in friends. And there's a lot of those conversations
Speaker 4: going on in the house with the men and the
Speaker 4: women depending on the respective season, but in terms of
Speaker 4: the conversations that happened between the lead and who they're
Speaker 4: trying to date, and it's like the leads just usually
Speaker 4: just exhausted from having to talk to everyone and and
Speaker 4: so it's really kind of up to the contestants to
Speaker 4: try to drive the conversations, but usually they're like so nervous,
Speaker 4: so they're hoping the lead does it, and it really
Speaker 4: is what I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking, Is you ever when you're on a date? Do you?
Speaker 1: By the way, also we have our amazing production team.
Speaker 1: Speaking of speaking of stars who are great on dates? Uh,
Speaker 1: Doctor Burnanda's back from her European tour. Would were you
Speaker 1: playing at Wimbledon? Hannah?
Speaker 2: Doctor Hannah Montana. My mom still thinks you're an actual doctor.
Speaker 5: By the way, I can I get this looked at
Speaker 5: after the show, But.
Speaker 6: Yeah, time any time?
Speaker 1: Did you have fun in Europe?
Speaker 6: I did the tennis was rough, Okay. The clay courts
Speaker 6: are not easy to play on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, when you build your own, you can just
Speaker 1: keep it and you can keep it not clay and
Speaker 1: Katie Levine, how are you?
Speaker 2: I am good? Okay.
Speaker 1: So so just circling back, what.
Speaker 2: Do do.
Speaker 1: When people are on the dates and they're chatting like,
Speaker 1: does it ever? Are you ever actually, particularly on the
Speaker 1: main franchise, ever able to forget that the cameras are there?
Speaker 2: Like, do you ever feel like you're on a real date?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, yeah, when you're when you're falling from a
Speaker 3: bridge from a bungee d Okay.
Speaker 4: You actually don't really think about the cameras all that much.
Speaker 6: You get used to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you yeah, I mean it's it's you definitely
Speaker 4: feel like you're on it. You Yeah, you definitely feel
Speaker 4: like you do. But it's it's in a very controlled environment.
Speaker 4: You just don't have a lot of time for the
Speaker 4: small talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything is.
Speaker 5: It seems like the producers know what they need and
Speaker 5: they're just gonna try to get it and any small
Speaker 5: talk could be getting.
Speaker 3: In the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because nowadays, I mean, so everyone who kind of
Speaker 4: goes on they know the beat of the show and
Speaker 4: the kind of the the the desire for your heavy
Speaker 4: story or your you know, your sad sob story or
Speaker 4: why you're broken and why you're deserving of love or YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3: All that, all the stuff that seems yeah, and they just.
Speaker 2: Don't so fun to bond over on.
Speaker 3: A first day. Here's my trauma.
Speaker 1: Here's a really fun first day. Let's go get ice cream.
Speaker 3: And Katie, did you have a question.
Speaker 7: I was just gonna say, so, like what about the
Speaker 7: talks about like what life after the Bachelor is there
Speaker 7: is there any of that that we're not seeing, like
Speaker 7: the practical talks of Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not really. I mean you will probably if you
Speaker 4: ever hear it or see it. It will usually happen
Speaker 4: on dates that happened on Fantasy Sweet Week or the
Speaker 4: last episode, like like the day before the proposal.
Speaker 3: It's like, so, what's.
Speaker 4: You'll get like two seconds of that, But you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: like I'm my particular season, you know, like Vanessa who
Speaker 4: I ended up with, she lived in Montreal and I
Speaker 4: lived in La So there was a genuine conversation about
Speaker 4: that and they aired that. But that's that's about it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't really get into the nitty gritty of like
Speaker 4: what do you like to do?
Speaker 2: You know, like, yeah, what do you do all day?
Speaker 4: You really have no idea how it is. It does
Speaker 4: not in any way focus on compatibility. It's all about chemistry.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, that is exactly exactly what you're doing. Compatibility
Speaker 1: is so important of just like how you how you
Speaker 1: live your day, Like, yes, Anna, it was a.
Speaker 6: Bit of a pivot, But are you allowed to say
Speaker 6: no to a date like like the activity because there
Speaker 6: was a moment with Charity leading up to the bungee
Speaker 6: jump where I was.
Speaker 3: Like, she did not want to be doing this?
Speaker 6: Is okay?
Speaker 1: Is there like a consent issue going on?
Speaker 6: I don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 4: Sure, I guess you'd be allowed, but but you also
Speaker 4: know you're messing up the production for a whole Probably
Speaker 4: there's so much pressure, Like.
Speaker 8: But did they come to you? They go, hey, we
Speaker 8: got a bungee dump planned.
Speaker 1: Do you know an advance?
Speaker 2: You know what your dates are.
Speaker 4: Going to be depending on the season. I was pretty
Speaker 4: read in, you know, I'm not much like they trusted
Speaker 4: me pretty well going in, depending on who the lead is. Historically,
Speaker 4: the lead would only be slightly more in the know
Speaker 4: than in the cast. The premise being in just reality
Speaker 4: TV in general, is none of these people are actors.
Speaker 4: They want authentic reactions, and so they don't want to
Speaker 4: ask them to act. They want the show to react,
Speaker 4: and so that's that's why they do it.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll get here.
Speaker 1: We are in New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Let me just get so.
Speaker 1: I did your show the first episode. Overall, how have
Speaker 1: you enjoyed the season?
Speaker 4: Its great. I find Charity incredibly entertaining for all the
Speaker 4: reasons we talked about. She's someone who she's showing us
Speaker 4: charity to the charity, the dater, not charity the therapist.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's a good that's a good descision.
Speaker 5: I didn't watch the previous season where Charity was introduced,
Speaker 5: and she was being very like therapy, like trying to help.
Speaker 4: Like she was quiet and pragmatic. She didn't get a
Speaker 4: ton of airtime, but her background is literally in therapy.
Speaker 1: She was very sweet, but it was she's sillier now
Speaker 1: and a little like sort of girlier and more like
Speaker 1: she has more perci. I think it's hard when you're
Speaker 1: not like the leading contestant, like yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean her backstory was someone who like dated a
Speaker 4: serial cheater, I believe, and it seemed to take him
Speaker 4: back more times than they deserved. And we're I think
Speaker 4: we're seeing that charity and seeing like, oh no, I
Speaker 4: get I get it.
Speaker 5: But I will say in this episode, she seems to
Speaker 5: have shaken some of it, like getting rid of Brandon
Speaker 5: and like kind of I think ultimately will be not
Speaker 5: I don't think they'll be fuck boys in the final three,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, the way she dealt with we'll
Speaker 1: get to it. But like Sean coming back on, I.
Speaker 3: Hate that he has my name.
Speaker 5: I hate people are saying Sean and then this guy dad,
Speaker 5: Oh I know what happened with this?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somebody sent me his dad is like that's right.
Speaker 4: Not a great politician, New York politician. I think one
Speaker 4: of his tweets were about like if you are a Republican,
Speaker 4: then you are like the devil.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, it was like, yeah, it was verrizing.
Speaker 3: He looks like the spring of some of my eight
Speaker 3: He was like an archie character.
Speaker 1: That was yeah, he's a full pretty and pink like
Speaker 1: with the your dad's poor.
Speaker 2: Looks like yeah, like his name is Blainey, you will
Speaker 2: get you cocaine.
Speaker 4: And the day his dad was accused of embezzling months
Speaker 4: and asking for a nude for someone on the stod When.
Speaker 5: Are they having these conversations, Hey, just so you need
Speaker 5: to know, like my trauma, my dad.
Speaker 1: I also like that his dad is asking.
Speaker 3: For a nude from going to send you get.
Speaker 1: Your own dude, like like, I just got to do
Speaker 1: my book. He's young, he's an intern.
Speaker 2: I gotta ask and I canna need those reports by
Speaker 2: Wednesday and uh nude? All right, Rob, How are you
Speaker 2: enjoying the season?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 8: She's she's she's really cute and she's really fun yea.
Speaker 8: And yeah the guys, you know, she's getting down to
Speaker 8: guys that I like.
Speaker 2: I mean, and there are all there are several guys.
Speaker 3: Love that you like a woon.
Speaker 4: Quite guy who whined himself the hometown.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, And but the rest are great.
Speaker 8: I like Joey's good Joey. At first, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 8: it's it's gotta be Joey. Then I really like Joey's like.
Speaker 3: He's doing everything right. He's almost too perfect.
Speaker 5: Is your next Yes, I'm getting I'm getting some different
Speaker 5: reads to us. I think for a lot of the season,
Speaker 5: early on, Charity seemed bored. I think she's constantly She's
Speaker 5: constantly like people are talking and she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 5: sure sure.
Speaker 3: And there are multiple times.
Speaker 5: There's this time she was on the train and someone
Speaker 5: was talking and she's just the train, like the horn
Speaker 5: honked and she just went choo choo, sorry, what were
Speaker 5: you saying? Like, I find that Charity has not locked
Speaker 5: in like I like her, and she was super emotional
Speaker 5: sometimes I agree, And I think that this episode, that
Speaker 5: choo moment, I was like, she's not listening to anyone.
Speaker 2: I think I think it was with Xavier because I think.
Speaker 1: She was checked out with him because she was afraid
Speaker 1: that he was gonna hurt her. So I think she'd
Speaker 1: already made up her mind that he was.
Speaker 3: I think Xavier. I think Xavier is the second sleepiest person,
Speaker 3: so boring. He's so boring.
Speaker 1: I thought he was my boy.
Speaker 3: He could knit, so that's what he's definitely gonna win. No, No,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think he can.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be dott. It's Alaytten's too good.
Speaker 4: I'll say that they're showing too much of dotten. If
Speaker 4: you watch back previous season, this guy knows.
Speaker 3: The editor you know, no, no, but I.
Speaker 4: Think in Cheorge, Yeah yeah, old dogs, new tricks. I
Speaker 4: know their old regime is like old producers from a
Speaker 4: bachelor Canna and someone who produced the show in seasons
Speaker 4: back and another. There's three basically people in charge, and
Speaker 4: one of them has been on the show since you know. So, No,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's.
Speaker 3: The whole show is getting ruined, Dave.
Speaker 1: It was my pick because when I did my draft picks,
Speaker 1: I saw Knitter, I saw six foot seven. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that Donten was four hundreds feet tall.
Speaker 5: Both four hundred Dotton is like almost six tens insanely tall.
Speaker 1: So somebody emailed us in because they said she's five
Speaker 1: seven Online, she's five three and.
Speaker 2: A half three and a half.
Speaker 4: I heard she's little.
Speaker 1: I looked. I love the same height that I am,
Speaker 1: So that means that Donton has to be he's six seven,
Speaker 1: that's what I please.
Speaker 2: Any taller than that, I.
Speaker 1: Think he's like.
Speaker 5: Let me say this. She also has the tallest man
Speaker 5: from the first episode and the shortest man. Do you
Speaker 5: remember when Joey was complaining about being super short.
Speaker 3: He's still taller than her tall.
Speaker 4: On that in that show.
Speaker 3: If you're six feet you're sure, it's it's tough. I
Speaker 3: saw it and I was like, you know what, I.
Speaker 2: Never win, I'd never do.
Speaker 1: My mom was going to pay. Mom was dying. My
Speaker 1: mom literally after.
Speaker 5: Golden Bach Bachelor, after doing Golden Bachelors, doing short bachelor,
Speaker 5: you king.
Speaker 4: I should do that totally.
Speaker 5: Watch with a really tall like bachelorette, a bunch of
Speaker 5: short king, short king.
Speaker 2: The cap is what five eights it's got?
Speaker 5: No, I think it's got to be like five six five,
Speaker 5: A real short king that's really sure that would be.
Speaker 1: King, would be great, would be short.
Speaker 5: But let me just say I think that I thought
Speaker 5: Charity was pretty bored this season. I think honestly, the
Speaker 5: date this episode with Joey, I feel like she woke up.
Speaker 1: I ask you a question, do you think she was
Speaker 1: bored because she was so horning for Braiden that she
Speaker 1: was bored with anybody?
Speaker 2: She was so horningful?
Speaker 3: I have a hot Braiden take. He's maybe one of
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 5: He sucked, right, He's a bad dude, awful, but but
Speaker 5: I think Nick I might agree with you. I feel
Speaker 5: like there are moments where he was the only one
Speaker 5: being real, excellent villain. He's an excellent villain because he
Speaker 5: was being real.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't care.
Speaker 6: Something came out, some girl posted like photos of him
Speaker 6: that she had just met his family, and then he
Speaker 6: was on the match.
Speaker 5: Okay, look, I don't even care. I just think he's
Speaker 5: being real. For me, I think he was being real.
Speaker 1: I think Chico's earrings felt like bullshit.
Speaker 3: The dude's peacocky. It's like, I totally literally a peacock.
Speaker 5: I can totally see everything he said seemed honest while
Speaker 5: unhinged and crazy. I was like, he's not pretending to
Speaker 5: be this other person. Wheres like Aaron who snitched on
Speaker 5: him like three times? You're just guesting That guy seems
Speaker 5: like one of the most dark, like brooding, like I
Speaker 5: can't I don't want to see him on a date
Speaker 5: with Charity because I'm free.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, he he's the type of guy. Aaron is
Speaker 4: the type of guy who like does anything nice for
Speaker 4: a woman and then acts like she's in debt to him.
Speaker 1: Was the kid He's got a kid?
Speaker 6: That was the other guy who was upset that people
Speaker 6: were jumping in the pool, which.
Speaker 2: Is he kept who did that? Who was that?
Speaker 6: I forget his name, but he was another guy he
Speaker 6: went home?
Speaker 5: Was he the guy from the very beginning who had
Speaker 5: then unhinged face and like looking?
Speaker 2: So that was No, that was a different guy. That
Speaker 2: was a different guy.
Speaker 4: I just feel like, Yeah, Aaron's guy. He buys you
Speaker 4: a couple of drinks and he's expecting you to put it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's mad when he doesn't get his date.
Speaker 5: Like in this episode you started to see him get
Speaker 5: mad in the same way he was mad at Brandon
Speaker 5: for being mad.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we are, let's get into it. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: in New Orleans. It's the week before hometowns. Why aren't
Speaker 1: we in Europe or like you know, overseas?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Was there a flood? And why did we go to
Speaker 1: San Diego? Was there a flood? Ocean?
Speaker 3: Was sandy? Why?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Why three us?
Speaker 4: Stop cut the budget of Warner Brothers show.
Speaker 1: God, he's so smart, he's in He's got Do you
Speaker 1: know why it was on at nine pm? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know that, but I think it is because
Speaker 5: claim to fame is the best television show in the
Speaker 5: history of.
Speaker 7: I flipped him.
Speaker 1: I need to watch it.
Speaker 5: Claim to Fame is back to ten, which I was
Speaker 5: pissed by. I think you would love Claim to Face.
Speaker 5: Season one is great. Season two has been transcendent.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Speaker 3: There's there's a public meltdown on Twitter. That's one of
Speaker 3: the best melt Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It's Tom Hanks's niece or something who is really related
Speaker 5: to I kept being like, she looks like she she
Speaker 5: claims Tom Hanks and is eliminating in the first episode
Speaker 5: and then walks off the set screaming like.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this. I should have got more screen
Speaker 2: time even save figured it out.
Speaker 5: He's an idiot, like a lot of like and she's
Speaker 5: like screaming in everyone's just like listening.
Speaker 3: It's really great.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I'd like to get her in paradise everything.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like relatives of the rich and face all right,
Speaker 1: here we are, we're in New Orleans and we'll make well,
Speaker 1: we'll take a break in a second to put the
Speaker 1: ac on. Okay, we're in New Orleans. Joey got a
Speaker 1: date with a horse and a carriage.
Speaker 2: I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I think he's gound be the next Batchelor. He's got
Speaker 1: gay dads, which is exciting. Yeah, that's fun. That makes
Speaker 1: it like makes it sort of like a more interesting, takes.
Speaker 2: Kind of perfect. He says all the right answers. He's
Speaker 2: a sweetie pie.
Speaker 3: God. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: I think I saw her being in I think after
Speaker 5: their talk about like interracial relationship. Yeah, I saw her
Speaker 5: engaged in a way I hadn't seen before. And then
Speaker 5: when she was like on the horse and carriage with him,
Speaker 5: they were like kind of getting horny, and I think
Speaker 5: she likes Joey.
Speaker 4: I guess I saw something totally different.
Speaker 3: Maybe look, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Here we are.
Speaker 4: Every time my girlfriend, like if I pack my girlfriend,
Speaker 4: my grandma's name is Phyllis, and she was like, why
Speaker 4: are you giving me a Phyllis kiss?
Speaker 3: You know? And I just felt like kisses talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she starts with a pack and then
Speaker 5: she gets a little name.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe that way, but I don't know. I just
Speaker 4: there was not a lot of passion there.
Speaker 3: And Aaron kissed her later it was like full on, like.
Speaker 1: Every time my boyfriend kisses me, and I know it
Speaker 1: should be annoying, but I find it's so funny. Every
Speaker 1: time he kisses me, he does a bit, really kiss
Speaker 1: me and he goes, oh fuck every time.
Speaker 2: And I know that she gets old, but it's never
Speaker 2: not funny to me.
Speaker 1: They'll kiss me oh. And it's like been over a
Speaker 1: year and and and it I guess it should stop.
Speaker 3: This guy gets you.
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: He's never he never doesn't do it, like until you
Speaker 1: stop laughing.
Speaker 3: And it's working.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 2: I literally can think.
Speaker 1: This will be the time we just guess, and it's not.
Speaker 2: It never happened.
Speaker 3: You're gonna find out it's not a joke. And this genuine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because somebody else was many a friend
Speaker 1: of mine is complaining that their boyfriend kisses and does bits.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's so funny. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: so they they go on a day. They're gonna horse
Speaker 1: and carriage. You have to have a good one though
Speaker 1: still kind.
Speaker 2: Of hot in a fucked up way, like at least
Speaker 2: it's not like a kind of hot.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, so she said to her in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: she's a history geek. He says, you're too smart, for me,
Speaker 1: and I thought, are you a dumb dumb? You're probably
Speaker 1: the kind of the right stuffing, but calling himself a
Speaker 1: dumb dumb maybe, like are you a dumb dumb?
Speaker 4: So that's just history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forget it.
Speaker 1: He was like, whoa, Okay, it's done. He goes, We're
Speaker 1: very comfortable with each other and she loves it. He's
Speaker 1: an open, great communicator. So then basically they're kissing on
Speaker 1: the street. They need a poet who's typing a shot?
Speaker 3: This was crazy?
Speaker 2: Psychic? Was what was the psychic?
Speaker 3: Psychic?
Speaker 2: She said?
Speaker 3: It was something very vague, like you both are people,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, thank you? Passions?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you have. They're lost in each other's eyes.
Speaker 1: So they're kissing, they're looking for their life partner, and
Speaker 1: she's like, he never fails to make me feel seen.
Speaker 1: And then they go and they go to dinner and
Speaker 1: they want to explore their future and the connection's easy
Speaker 1: and so then you know, so then she brings up
Speaker 1: she's like, have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
Speaker 1: She said in her past relationship, there was a lack
Speaker 1: of awareness at her ex with her ex, and she
Speaker 1: didn't see any effort and he said. She said, navigating
Speaker 1: life is a black woman is not easy, and the
Speaker 1: person she's with that she wants them to listen and learn.
Speaker 2: And he said, I've never dated.
Speaker 1: A black woman, but I'm you know, my family understands
Speaker 1: that love is love, and I want to be able
Speaker 1: to like like embrace the situation and I'll learn with it.
Speaker 1: And she loved it. She cried, she gave him the
Speaker 1: rose and then he said, I'm falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: They get back in the horse and buggy she says,
Speaker 1: I'm also falling in love with like not in front
Speaker 1: of him the camera. Yes, And then they're and so
Speaker 1: then they're kissing and they just basically make out, maybe
Speaker 1: giving to a phyllis and uh. And then but like
Speaker 1: she was I thought, pretty horny. But but I feel.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's Forrady, maybe she's just horny in general.
Speaker 1: But I think she likes Joey. I think she just Okay, Nick,
Speaker 1: you can have that the Joe. What do you think?
Speaker 1: How where do you think Joey stands.
Speaker 4: I think he's just there to be the next bachelor.
Speaker 4: I think she finds him going to be nice and pleasant.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any real connection between the two rob.
Speaker 8: I felt, honestly, my friend, when I was writing my notes,
Speaker 8: I was like, well, who else is it If it's
Speaker 8: not Joey. I feel like he just he home run
Speaker 8: at that date to win, to win Dott at that point.
Speaker 8: At that point, I just feel like he nailed that audition.
Speaker 8: He said all the right things, and then as an
Speaker 8: episode went along, I realized like it was kind of
Speaker 8: boring the way he I kind of said all the yea, yeah,
Speaker 8: I can totally see him being the next Bachelor, And
Speaker 8: I think she I think she does like him. Don't
Speaker 8: think he's gonna win, but I think she really likes him.
Speaker 2: She likes him just fine, Sean.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe she was into him, but I could
Speaker 5: I'm not a great read on some of these things,
Speaker 5: I must say, and I thought she was into him.
Speaker 5: I don't think he can be. He just doesn't seem
Speaker 5: big enough to be the next bachelor. Inn I still
Speaker 5: like five nine or something like normal height. But yeah,
Speaker 5: I I don't know. I do think maybe she has
Speaker 5: a stronger connection with Dotton, But other than that, I'm like,
Speaker 5: Joey is kind of the only other option. Like, I
Speaker 5: just can't see her with any of these other losers,
Speaker 5: not to call them losers, but these other guys.
Speaker 1: Or Joey, Joe you think Xavier, you think she's torn.
Speaker 3: I just think Xavier is so boring.
Speaker 2: He's so boring.
Speaker 5: I'm a person who, like, I grew up in Miami
Speaker 5: and I smoked a lot of weed, and this is
Speaker 5: a person that I'm like, I've smoked weed with guy
Speaker 5: and he basically will say nothing the entire time.
Speaker 3: And he's he's cool, he doesn't have to. He's beautiful,
Speaker 3: he's very attractive. But I think he's gonna he's bachelor
Speaker 3: in Paradise to me.
Speaker 2: And he's gonna kill it.
Speaker 3: He's Are we to assume that he's knitting all of
Speaker 3: his sweaters?
Speaker 2: I loved whatever that cardigan was. I will order it
Speaker 2: from him.
Speaker 3: He's got great I would order.
Speaker 1: It from his website. Or where do you think Joey stands?
Speaker 1: And what do you think of the date? Doctor Banana Katie?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't see the chemistry or anything really between her
Speaker 6: and Joey other than like he's cute. But I feel
Speaker 6: like maybe she's like very into like a cute face,
Speaker 6: and maybe that's why she was.
Speaker 2: In she likes a frat boy, she's like a pretty boy.
Speaker 2: I feel like she likes him.
Speaker 1: I do see a connection. I don't think he's gonna win.
Speaker 7: I feel like he's gonna be next Bachelor, just because
Speaker 7: he's showing so much emotion. Okay, like especially like Xavier
Speaker 7: is not showing emotion.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, and that's not you know, he is my boy.
Speaker 2: He was my pick and he has been.
Speaker 3: So he feels like he's totally done with the whole experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing though, that Charity is someone who
Speaker 4: she you know, seems like so what she share with
Speaker 4: us that she, you know, is into hot guys. She
Speaker 4: likes a pretty face and guys that either validate her
Speaker 4: or have the kind of confidence in bravado that they
Speaker 4: don't need her valids.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And so I think Xavier's playing that kind of chill
Speaker 4: whatever man kind of cool and I think it works
Speaker 4: on her.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she did say you remind me of my act
Speaker 1: and then like if she can get the sweet version
Speaker 1: of the AX, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: And when Xavier said to her, I want to fall
Speaker 4: in love with you, yeah yeah, and she was just like,
Speaker 4: that is not she.
Speaker 2: Answer, because everybody else is given it up.
Speaker 4: Cared about what he thought, you know, she very much. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she very much cares what he thinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people want the ungettable. She seems really comfortable
Speaker 2: around dott and.
Speaker 1: She seems I think, I mean she had two one
Speaker 1: on ones in I think, don We're going to take
Speaker 1: a quick break, turn on the air conditioner, and we'll be.
Speaker 2: Right back.
Speaker 4: The bones zone.
Speaker 2: What's get in the bone zone? Guys, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So here we are, and we've just had the date
Speaker 1: with Joey Joey, and we're gonna have a two on
Speaker 1: the world's weird thing.
Speaker 2: The fact that they still did a two on one.
Speaker 1: Why did they do this when they were had so
Speaker 1: few guys? Why not just have a group date? Because
Speaker 1: then they both ended up being on the group date.
Speaker 1: Was it just to show us that Tanner doesn't have
Speaker 1: a personality like I don't even understand the guy had.
Speaker 1: There was no animosity between Shawn and Tanner. For we
Speaker 1: have a lot of listeners who don't actually watch the show.
Speaker 1: Sean and Tanner, they go.
Speaker 2: On a crazy Louisiana Bayo. This guy I was obsessed
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 3: Man running It's great. Have you guys done a swamp
Speaker 3: tour in Norman?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Is it fine?
Speaker 5: It's actually one of the more fun things to do
Speaker 5: in New Orleans. It's really fun to see the Gator.
Speaker 5: I'm sure they were having fun, they just didn't show any.
Speaker 4: I've actually been on a two in one in the swamp?
Speaker 2: Was were you on?
Speaker 4: It was Conn and Taylor Taylor.
Speaker 1: And I remember that.
Speaker 5: So the vibe of a two on one must be
Speaker 5: totally different, Like you are competing for attention.
Speaker 4: I mean, in general, the lead has two jobs, fall
Speaker 4: in love and then help facilitate drama.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so true.
Speaker 4: And and a two on one is all all about
Speaker 4: the drama. Certainly, it's certainly not about the lead being like,
Speaker 4: do I could pick any of you? You know, it's
Speaker 4: the kiss of death.
Speaker 3: Really, you know you're not being picked if you're on
Speaker 3: a two.
Speaker 1: One And they lost their two ones should have been
Speaker 1: braiden and like they lost their good They lost like.
Speaker 4: Not long enough for them to let any storyline really unpack.
Speaker 3: It's tough. You hate to see that.
Speaker 1: And then so Sean basically is like the Kissing Bandit
Speaker 1: We don't really learn much. Tanner just keeps standing on
Speaker 1: the side going I hope I get time with her.
Speaker 1: Is like, well, there's one other guy right there and
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties movie villain who's just kissing her, so like, dude,
Speaker 1: it's like, this is on you at this point if
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 8: Have the ball saved by the bell like a couple
Speaker 8: of times in the show and he's like, well I'm
Speaker 8: on a roll now, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: You're like it's literally they just kept pulling Sean away,
Speaker 1: but like Sean knew how to at least flirt, like
Speaker 1: the least flirt alt.
Speaker 4: I just wish one of the guys that was his name,
Speaker 4: Tanner Tanner. I wish one of the guys. And there's
Speaker 4: a Tanner. There's always a Tanner, and I wish even Sean.
Speaker 4: I guess you could blump him in that slightly different,
Speaker 4: but I just wish one of the guys because when
Speaker 4: they're getting asked like, oh, do you think you have
Speaker 4: a strong connection, I wish they would be like, no,
Speaker 4: do you see her talking to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just wish they would be like, rather than pretend,
Speaker 4: because they al you always sound delusions.
Speaker 3: I want to see somebody.
Speaker 5: I want to see someone cut through some of the
Speaker 5: artifice of the show, and I think, like, I like
Speaker 5: when that happens at the smallest version, I just have
Speaker 5: to see someone come in and be like, well, I'm
Speaker 5: I'm just not going to do what the show wants
Speaker 5: me to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I wish like Sean, like Sean was so
Speaker 4: close to just sending himself home. He knew it, but
Speaker 4: he just waited there and sat there and then said
Speaker 4: something stupid like I'm in the process of falling in love,
Speaker 4: but felt so fall is already the process. So you're
Speaker 4: in the process of the process. I'm in pre pre
Speaker 4: productive And even that was enough for her to be like, WHOA,
Speaker 4: well now I know.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It felt like because he was telling the camera He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with this woman, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not, No, you're not, like.
Speaker 2: And like he did himself a disservice. Okay.
Speaker 1: So basically, so she goes and they go for dinner afterwards,
Speaker 1: and she's got the rose.
Speaker 2: And like, literally no information comes out during this day.
Speaker 2: There's just a lot of.
Speaker 3: You can separate. They even have little moments.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then they go and Andean Sean feels like
Speaker 1: he's rocking it kidding and honestly, if Sean had just
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up and not so, he a move
Speaker 1: that is sometimes successful. So she decides not to give
Speaker 1: a two off.
Speaker 3: She can't decide that.
Speaker 1: She can't decide that night, and later on in the episode,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a group date with these two again
Speaker 1: and two other guys, which is like, that's when I
Speaker 1: was aware of, like where did everybody else go?
Speaker 3: There's no one else?
Speaker 2: What happened to the rest of the cast? We had
Speaker 2: like why did they cut?
Speaker 1: So they it was as you said, it was weird
Speaker 1: pacing of like there was a two single dates, one
Speaker 1: two on one and then one four person group date
Speaker 1: with the two on one, Like it.
Speaker 4: Really just turned into a one on one for Xavier. Yes, yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: because I asked about I'd be willing to bet, especially
Speaker 4: if I'm right, And the fact that he wins is that, uh,
Speaker 4: they probably let them have off camera time there.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I'm loving this, but I know, right, come on,
Speaker 2: let it off camera time.
Speaker 4: So my guess is, like, you know, so usually when
Speaker 4: they so there's once you get to hometowns, it's like
Speaker 4: a whole new season in a sense. Interesting and so
Speaker 4: there's a bit of a rap party when they get
Speaker 4: to hometowns.
Speaker 2: What do you mean in what way?
Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Everyone's just kind of like the production and the leads,
Speaker 4: but it was kind of chill and hang out and
Speaker 4: just kind of it's again, you're kind of starting a
Speaker 4: second phase of the shop.
Speaker 5: Right where you're all gonna be traveling individually, each individual
Speaker 5: relation one on one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now it's focusing on the individual relationship, et cetera,
Speaker 4: et cetera. There's like kind of less the drama is
Speaker 4: more about Charity's struggle, uh, to figure out who she's
Speaker 4: in love, rather than between the men typically speaking. And again,
Speaker 4: given what we know, we know that Charity has had
Speaker 4: less time to develop these connections, and other than filming
Speaker 4: a good TV show, the producers genuinely want these people
Speaker 4: to find a connection. So they're you know, they're probably
Speaker 4: keeping tabs on Charity and the guys and they're going
Speaker 4: to give them what they need. And uh, you know, Exam,
Speaker 4: you're not really getting that second one on one that
Speaker 4: Dotton got, you know, so my guess is he got
Speaker 4: that rose and they're probably like you know what, kids
Speaker 4: you know, like hang out for like forty five minutes
Speaker 4: or whatever, and maybe they kept their mics on and
Speaker 4: maybe cameras were still rolling, but they probably knew they
Speaker 4: really weren't going to like use any of it.
Speaker 5: I was surprised she still gave him a rose, So
Speaker 5: you're right, maybe there was something.
Speaker 2: We didn't see.
Speaker 1: So before that happened, it was supposed to be. It
Speaker 1: was supposed to be Sewn and Tanner, she did not
Speaker 1: give any roads out to it. So she goes on
Speaker 1: a group date with Aaron Xavier Sean to Tanner, and
Speaker 1: before that, Sean decides to take the bull by the
Speaker 1: horn and he decides to go to her like Hyatt
Speaker 1: bedroom or wherever she's staying, and the knock on the door,
Speaker 1: which can work out.
Speaker 3: I've seen it go both ways.
Speaker 1: The bold move of like, hey, can I pull ape?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to I need to see you.
Speaker 4: Well, if you're going there to check in, it's bad.
Speaker 4: And if you're going there to say I missed you
Speaker 4: and wanted to like see you, it's good.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what happened with you?
Speaker 3: Some people know how to do that.
Speaker 1: Like the best executed one.
Speaker 2: Said that you said that like you said it on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he seems so desperate. And let me say this
Speaker 5: about Sean. Every time he got mad about something on
Speaker 5: the show, he's like smirking in a way where he's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm loving all this camera time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean I have to go on
Speaker 3: a two on one date? This sucks. But he's like
Speaker 3: smiling the whole time. And I'm like, you don't give
Speaker 3: a ship about charity, like you just like being in
Speaker 3: the middle of the.
Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, and he got so he was so pissed
Speaker 1: when she went and hand out a rose and like
Speaker 1: the puppet that was Tanner was like, cool, not go
Speaker 1: back to my mortgage job right now, and he was
Speaker 1: like her roll right now.
Speaker 2: So she got like he was passed.
Speaker 1: And then he's like fuck this and he's like listen, Hey,
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second. Listen, And
Speaker 1: he's like shows up in his sweater and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I just moved really hard for me,
Speaker 1: Like I just like we had a that was really
Speaker 1: challenging for me when you didn't give me the rose.
Speaker 1: And she's like, uh huh, because I just felt like
Speaker 1: if I'm bringing you home, like I'm at the point
Speaker 1: I thought I was falling in love with you. I
Speaker 1: thought you're the person I'm bringing home. But like if
Speaker 1: you don't even know on or two, he sort of
Speaker 1: is like fully manipulating and she's like, uh huh. He's
Speaker 1: like so like I think he thought he had the power.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I'm a legic out.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I don't know what he was thinking.
Speaker 2: It was very satisfied.
Speaker 5: I can ask you guys this, do you feel like
Speaker 5: in the progression of the show that for the Bachelorette
Speaker 5: the power dynamic has changed, Like I've in the few
Speaker 5: seasons I've seen of it, have noticed that the men
Speaker 5: have started to act more, especially in the Gabby rachel season,
Speaker 5: like they gave the men so much power, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And I feel like now the playbook is like come
Speaker 5: in and be like, no, I actually don't like you.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving feally entitled. It's like a weird taking the
Speaker 3: power back thing.
Speaker 5: And I feel like Sean was trying to do that
Speaker 5: in this moment of just like no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 5: I'm the one who gets to decide whether or not
Speaker 5: you're gonna give me a rose or.
Speaker 1: Not, Like because he knew that he wasn't gonna gamble,
Speaker 1: so he was like, I'm choosing to choose myself to leave.
Speaker 4: Well it was a weird to your point, like what
Speaker 4: he should have done is sent himself home, just go home.
Speaker 4: But for someone who really just wanted airtime, how do
Speaker 4: I do this and stay totally like? It doesn't work
Speaker 4: that way? So I think that's that was his struggle.
Speaker 4: It's tough, but yeah, I mean, I think the powerdamic
Speaker 4: with Gabby and Rachel was just more of the fact
Speaker 4: that there were two and then that was easy to
Speaker 4: pit them against you.
Speaker 5: But I even think with Michelle, like didn't some something
Speaker 5: happened with Michelle or wasn't It wasn't Michelle, but there
Speaker 5: was some guy that with Katie.
Speaker 3: Katie, this guy was like, no, well you can't do
Speaker 3: it anyone like.
Speaker 2: The one that she wanted, Yeah, she wanted.
Speaker 5: That felt to me like this was like a new
Speaker 5: thing where people are just like no, no, no, I know
Speaker 5: I'm competing for your love, but actually you're competing for
Speaker 5: my love. Kind of energy I'm noticing on The Bachelor
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 4: I mean I will say, I mean, like you people
Speaker 4: developed real feelings or what's true or the or what
Speaker 4: feels like real feelings.
Speaker 3: They hypnotize themselves.
Speaker 4: And you know, at some point, like when I was
Speaker 4: a bachelor and at the point where I was just
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna pick Vanessa, then I remember immediately kind
Speaker 4: of like in a PTSD sort of way, I felt
Speaker 4: like I was back on the bacherette because you're like, well, ship,
Speaker 4: like what if she like me? You know, like what
Speaker 4: I right, the one person here that I actually think
Speaker 4: I could have a shot and like making something work
Speaker 4: with like reason, you know. So yeah, there's it's a
Speaker 4: mental game and from a power dynamic standpoint, and then
Speaker 4: and again, and if you're on the flip flip flip side,
Speaker 4: like you do have the right to like vet the person.
Speaker 4: You know, at something, there's a shift.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: At first, you show up and you're like kind of
Speaker 4: meeting a celebrity. You're like, oh my gods, so and
Speaker 4: so and you're in hers from a TV showing.
Speaker 2: Did you gimmick out of the limo?
Speaker 3: No, I'm just cool.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I just blacked out.
Speaker 4: I was servous. And but at some point, you know,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh I like this person, and it becomes
Speaker 4: more real. You're then you start acting like you would
Speaker 4: or as much as you can and in a relationship.
Speaker 4: So it's it's I don't know if it's always like
Speaker 4: Mackavellian or you're trying to think you're thinking about the
Speaker 4: power and amic I think it just kind of you're
Speaker 4: what you're seeing. Is it just happens in an organic
Speaker 4: kind of struggle for you know what it would be like.
Speaker 4: And again you also consider the fact that, like, how
Speaker 4: are you know Braiden for an example, like I agree
Speaker 4: with you, yeah he's a fuck boy in the peacock
Speaker 4: and the earrings, but like he was the only one
Speaker 4: not love bombing Charity, you know, And that's what I said,
Speaker 4: Like like I said on my show too, It's just like,
Speaker 4: imagine if this show, you know, you could bring your therapist.
Speaker 4: Oh and instead of Cheery being the therapist, imagine if
Speaker 4: Braiden's therapist was Charity and it and I can't imagine
Speaker 4: Charity the therapist. If Braiden's like, hey, listen, I really
Speaker 4: like her. She seems cool. I've only been here for
Speaker 4: three weeks and you know, I I like what I
Speaker 4: know so far. But to be honest, I'm having a
Speaker 4: hard time the fact that like she's also dating a
Speaker 4: bunch of other guys. But I want to take it slow.
Speaker 4: I'm not ready to say I'm getting down on one
Speaker 4: knee like Aaron is. But like, you know, I just
Speaker 4: feel like, is that okay?
Speaker 3: Therapist would be like, yeah, that's totally healthy.
Speaker 2: Reason she would go. But that's the name of the game.
Speaker 7: The game, Katie, you I mean, I mean, did you
Speaker 7: think Braden actually liked her?
Speaker 1: Or do you think braidenan no Instagram?
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think Braiden actually liked her, but
Speaker 4: that doesn't make it a crime. I do think he
Speaker 4: was genuine in his Like I'm just gonna be real
Speaker 4: with you, I don't think Brayden was being I think
Speaker 4: he was being performative in his outfits and his ear rings.
Speaker 4: But I think he's he comes across as someone who's
Speaker 4: a bit of a free spirit, and he didn't take
Speaker 4: you know, everyone who goes the vast majority, especially the guys,
Speaker 4: show up and and have like a false sense of earnest,
Speaker 4: you know, just you know, and he was just like,
Speaker 4: I'm on a show and we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3: But that's not the show, that's all.
Speaker 4: It's not the show. But that's kind of you know,
Speaker 4: there's nothing that's not a.
Speaker 2: Cry doctor Banana, how do you feel you're a doctor?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, Branden was.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I have a problem where if if someone's like really handsome,
Speaker 6: I can't see their face, they become like really generic
Speaker 6: to me. Like I can't see it because I wasn't
Speaker 6: sort of like raised in that world.
Speaker 1: And it's ros ro.
Speaker 2: It's like West World. You're like, I don't see anything.
Speaker 6: I really struggle to like take someone seriously. So, like
Speaker 6: from the bat, I like couldn't see your hearing you just.
Speaker 2: Like ear screen.
Speaker 1: Every scene. I was like, that's how you knew he
Speaker 1: was on screen? So did you find his face handsome? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's definitely very handsome.
Speaker 4: It is objectively a good looking guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, But I really I couldn't take him seriously
Speaker 6: as a human being because he was so handsome and
Speaker 6: else and he.
Speaker 4: Was also twenty four. I mean, like he's traveling.
Speaker 5: They put me on TV when I was twenty four.
Speaker 5: He's clear that this fuck myself would be absolutely bad.
Speaker 5: But he also did send him like he did what
Speaker 5: Sean didn't. He actually sent himself home, and you saw
Speaker 5: charity spiral a bit a little bit and then try
Speaker 5: to like sell, you know, try to tell all the
Speaker 5: rest of the guys how it was hurt for him.
Speaker 6: That's the most human thing, though. I would we would
Speaker 6: all be like, well yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah, because as as the lead you've got
Speaker 4: to keep your working up with. Is such a blow by.
Speaker 1: The one that you fucked the guys over for, You've
Speaker 1: ruined every like I'm gonna cancel the cocktail party. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cancel the cocktail party. And then then they they
Speaker 1: eliminated themselves. You got to lie?
Speaker 3: Do you think he comes back this season?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: What is that thing in the preview that's like there's like,
Speaker 5: oh my god.
Speaker 1: They act I think it's the or the brother Maybe
Speaker 1: they said the brother back? What was just he was
Speaker 1: am I somebody had a really funny tweet that I'll
Speaker 1: say for tweeting the week about where Jess he.
Speaker 6: Was because I wasn't here last week? Can we? I
Speaker 6: just really could go on touch on the cowboy wrestler.
Speaker 6: He was such a great example of that's just fully.
Speaker 3: Falling in love. Let me this guy crying and this
Speaker 3: guy is going to crush on bit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, horning for him.
Speaker 3: He was a little horn I honestly think he could
Speaker 3: be a pretty good.
Speaker 2: He was a sweety pie Caleb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like he would have been more of
Speaker 1: like a shitster for airtime, and he was just here
Speaker 1: so sweet.
Speaker 2: He was a guy that loves outfits and he was
Speaker 2: so sweet. When he left, He's like, your husband's here.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 1: They're great.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 2: Nick is not feeling it.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear him sing on Bachelor.
Speaker 4: He's going to kill He's a He's literally a professional wrestler.
Speaker 3: I love that. So that's the most interesting thing. Like
Speaker 3: I want him to like sit and talk to him
Speaker 3: about his job or.
Speaker 4: Something, which I mean, it's fine, but I just think
Speaker 4: he's comfortable. He's playing a character on past Shaw Wrestling,
Speaker 4: and you.
Speaker 6: Think he was acting when he was like this really
Speaker 6: works and it was like crying.
Speaker 3: That's so fun. Even if he is good for him,
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see.
Speaker 2: Him in Bachelors.
Speaker 4: No, I do think it's performative because it's she It
Speaker 4: can it does really work and you can develop real feelings.
Speaker 4: But she didn't talk to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't have like that much.
Speaker 1: They never spoke no, he was gonna clean up in
Speaker 1: Paradise because he's gonna be like the not He's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be like what Jacob tried to be, you know, Jake.
Speaker 5: He's gonna be right, He's gonna be the like big tough,
Speaker 5: dumb guy that like one of the crazier women is
Speaker 5: like I love him, and then he's.
Speaker 3: Just like by her side was like, this was a good.
Speaker 1: Farm team for Silent. I'm really excited.
Speaker 3: I agree, Like I honestly I am watching.
Speaker 1: It the whole time and be like, I'll give you
Speaker 1: a good this is a good batch of guys for
Speaker 1: going to Mexico.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, do we know when Paradise starts, it
Speaker 7: feels like November they're done filming, but they're.
Speaker 3: Gonna do Golden Time oh at the same time.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think you have triple dude.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 6: You guys were talking about the women have to be
Speaker 6: sixty five and older.
Speaker 2: Apparently, oh goody good, we were.
Speaker 3: He was saying, I.
Speaker 4: Really love them to throw in like a one forty
Speaker 4: one year old.
Speaker 2: I want a silver Fox. Okay, So.
Speaker 1: All right, well, why don't I take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and we'll talk about the Dotton.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about the Dotton date. I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but things again so hoten here. I think I got
Speaker 2: a take. I'll pay your break.
Speaker 1: Okay, so long and behold dotton got another one on
Speaker 1: one day. Is anybody surprised?
Speaker 5: I was surprised only because of the lack of men
Speaker 5: that are there. But it does confirm that she likes them.
Speaker 1: I think he's he should win, but I feel like
Speaker 1: mother nature sabotages itself. Like he's cool, he's he's warm.
Speaker 1: I feel like he'd be loyal and like into her.
Speaker 1: I feel like they'd have a happy life. But I
Speaker 1: feel like like whatever you are chemically horneous for and
Speaker 1: whoever your family doesn't want you to pick.
Speaker 5: Is who She's not interesting enough. I agree with you, Nick,
Speaker 5: like he's maybe the best guy for her, but there
Speaker 5: is something in her brain that's not gonna let it.
Speaker 2: The best person is that they never win.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just well, Ana, searity you it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: how much time you spend with any of these people.
Speaker 1: You you know.
Speaker 4: You'll well that, but you'll never really get to know them.
Speaker 4: You don't get to spend one to just say I
Speaker 4: objectively know that this person better than this person. So
Speaker 4: at the end of that you just trust your eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's at the end of the day, it's
Speaker 2: f Mary kill right, Mary kill f wins though probably.
Speaker 1: Or does she go, oh, you know because Mary Dowton,
Speaker 1: Mary never but the Mary never win right?
Speaker 4: But yeah, because Dotton, he's doing everything right, you know.
Speaker 4: I hope the therapist is kind of I think bored,
Speaker 4: you know, because Dalton's saying all these things where.
Speaker 2: It's just like I think she likes it. I think
Speaker 2: she likes it.
Speaker 4: But like with Xavier when he talks, you can tell
Speaker 4: she is just hoping he says the right thing. She
Speaker 4: wants him to pass the test. And she she when
Speaker 4: when when Xavier talks she's nodding before he even speaks.
Speaker 4: Is if she was like, wants to here's the answers
Speaker 4: to the test, saying.
Speaker 6: What do you think doctor b I could see, but
Speaker 6: at one point she did say all signs are pointing
Speaker 6: to Xavier, so I which confused me because I was like,
Speaker 6: I don't I don't see you.
Speaker 7: I don't see I think it's to be I don't
Speaker 7: I see her The way she looks at Dotton is different,
Speaker 7: Like I feel like she wants to fuck Dowton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 4: What did you every time you come on my show
Speaker 4: talk about Kaitlyn season, okay, and I'm just saying, look
Speaker 4: pick me.
Speaker 1: That's true. I will say this. I've said this before.
Speaker 1: I did not watch Andy season. Caitlyn season was my
Speaker 1: first season the Bachelorette. Coming back to it, I did
Speaker 1: not know who you were. In my mind, I'm watching
Speaker 1: what was it instinct?
Speaker 2: Who was there?
Speaker 1: Was Lancer?
Speaker 4: Was my?
Speaker 2: Was my? It was a rap date?
Speaker 1: Okay, So in my mind is Sean. It's Seann Shaun
Speaker 1: Shawn all the way. Then lo and behold, this rascal
Speaker 1: shows up, this game changer shows up, and I and
Speaker 1: I saw, I've never seen somebody panties do a flip in.
Speaker 2: The way you gotta watch.
Speaker 1: Literally, Kaitlyn the Best Bachelorette, incredible, she was adorable.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: It was? Literally, basements were flooding all over town, like
Speaker 1: call it and like the National Guard brings some everything's flooded.
Speaker 2: We've got to clear out the district.
Speaker 1: Like you've never seen a video of a horny or
Speaker 1: clothed person in your life. Because this person has arrived
Speaker 1: and they've been flatting on DM or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't need to.
Speaker 1: Know, but I feel like there was some pre pregame
Speaker 1: pre play. He came mid season. She couldn't fucking believe it,
Speaker 1: but lo and behold our king here, our tall king,
Speaker 1: our tall king. You can't be I'm sorry, you won't
Speaker 1: be able to be on Short King and they're getting married.
Speaker 1: You still can't apply to be on Short King Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Our talking got to the final.
Speaker 4: Two, and then she went with what the like she
Speaker 4: went with She went with her type, you know, and
Speaker 4: so that and that was kind of my point I
Speaker 4: brought up, is that we had great chemistry.
Speaker 5: To go against your type, you're not going to get
Speaker 5: enough one on one time, but you were.
Speaker 1: The horny pick.
Speaker 2: She was horny.
Speaker 4: Listen, there was again there's the reason why I got
Speaker 4: to second right and then there but she he was.
Speaker 1: Her type to a t an Xavier is her type?
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I think that.
Speaker 2: More than just second.
Speaker 3: I think if Dowton was one foot shorter, he would
Speaker 3: not be in the game.
Speaker 4: And Josh back and he didn't watch any season the
Speaker 4: same thing. I was like, Yeah, my her type you know.
Speaker 1: You, I married my type and I am now not
Speaker 1: dating like like and it's so nice to be like.
Speaker 1: And I have to say for men, GM would never
Speaker 1: again my type, Jod will I never again my type.
Speaker 3: Has there been Achel's fight or flight? You know? Has
Speaker 3: there been a bachelor that was married before? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, divorced?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like divorce kid Jason Mesnik had a kid.
Speaker 1: Was he divorced, died the family's died?
Speaker 3: I guess I'm asking about no.
Speaker 5: I just wonder because I do think like going through
Speaker 5: the experience of like dating someone and then getting and
Speaker 5: breaking up the marriage is like knowing what you don't like?
Speaker 3: Is it something I don't up?
Speaker 1: They would have that, I would feel it.
Speaker 3: You can leave immediately.
Speaker 1: And in the guys of the earrings made that Chico earring,
Speaker 1: I may see guys, I want to be talking to
Speaker 1: guys and pearl chokers.
Speaker 2: Let me see you. I want to do it. Let
Speaker 2: me see the bits that you do.
Speaker 3: When we kiss, you get one line before you get.
Speaker 1: Each time we kiss, and you do a line, what's
Speaker 1: your line? What's your big gonna be?
Speaker 3: Do I make you honey?
Speaker 2: Basically?
Speaker 1: Are you har okay?
Speaker 3: That's so bad?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So then here we go. So she goes on the
Speaker 1: date with Dodd and they're going on a jogging day.
Speaker 1: It's like a marathon that felt long, and they're jogging in.
Speaker 2: Turns out and she's like, she kept saying, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I don't run, I don't run. But they were pretty cute.
Speaker 2: Their size difference is.
Speaker 3: Vast, It's very vast.
Speaker 8: It was hard to that size difference. I would not
Speaker 8: running and holding hands. I would be like, I can't
Speaker 8: hold hands because you gotta.
Speaker 4: Really that's the easiest thing to do.
Speaker 2: Cold hands.
Speaker 3: There's other things that are not I'm just talking about running.
Speaker 2: I'm not, so do not send me down. I could not.
Speaker 1: I would not.
Speaker 5: When when they're kissing and she's like, head up his belly,
Speaker 5: but it is it looks like if they got together
Speaker 5: she would have years of lower back problem from kissing.
Speaker 2: No, I do not, I cannot. I cannot. I'm just
Speaker 2: talking about running the race, right enough. Holding hands, sorry bad, sure,
Speaker 2: different thing, but running the race. It's just like, just
Speaker 2: run the race.
Speaker 1: Don't need to be holding So then they go and
Speaker 1: they were so cute. They were so cute together, and
Speaker 1: she was like, she was like I you know, they
Speaker 1: feel like they have a good connection.
Speaker 2: They're they're jogging.
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I you know, this is sort of intimidating,
Speaker 1: but like I, I want to show up and be
Speaker 1: with you. And they have really honest conversations. I find
Speaker 1: him so charming. He wants her to come meet his family,
Speaker 1: like I just he was excited for her.
Speaker 3: Can I say I like him? I wish he was funny?
Speaker 3: I know that's there. Just needs to be a little
Speaker 3: bit of a sense of humor from any of these
Speaker 3: guys for.
Speaker 2: Me to read the only one that was a little silly.
Speaker 3: If any of them are, they're not showing They're not
Speaker 3: showing it. You know, there there's no there's no uns
Speaker 3: not be.
Speaker 2: With somebody that wasn't funny. I don't know what I
Speaker 2: would talk.
Speaker 5: I can't root for a relationship where I'm not seeing
Speaker 5: how they show any of that ship.
Speaker 3: It's just I can reship. If she doesn't think I'm funny,
Speaker 3: how are we going to do that?
Speaker 4: That's true? You know what?
Speaker 2: I can't either.
Speaker 3: If somebody doesn't think it's over, I can't be friends.
Speaker 2: It's over exactly that. That also, I would be very
Speaker 2: annoying to be, I'd be intolerable. But what does she
Speaker 2: need to does she want that?
Speaker 3: That's my no, I can't.
Speaker 8: I had a moment last time, but I was watching
Speaker 8: I was thinking, like, maybe she needs someone like Dotton
Speaker 8: who's gonna be the guy's just there for her and
Speaker 8: let her be her and be the supporting actor of
Speaker 8: her show.
Speaker 4: He was, I think they'd be. I think they seem
Speaker 4: very compatible. And yeah, I mean I will having been
Speaker 4: in her shoes, it's always frustrating people like us in
Speaker 4: here and recapping it like this is why I think
Speaker 4: they should pick sure. Yeah, thanks that being said. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean it seems like given the story that Charity's
Speaker 4: told us about her past, yeah, her bad habits and
Speaker 4: dating and YadA YadA, don.
Speaker 2: Seems like a perfect guy dance.
Speaker 4: I got a real nice fit, yeah.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: His head is saying like it's happening so fast. He's
Speaker 1: excited for starving to meet her. It's scary as hell,
Speaker 1: But this excitement and fear, he has a fear of failure.
Speaker 1: Anytime he's wanted something so badly, he's gone for it
Speaker 1: and he's had high hopes and he's fallen flat on
Speaker 1: his face, but he's learning how to receive and he
Speaker 1: wants to show up and he's being brave and he
Speaker 1: says a fairy tale does.
Speaker 4: Exist, and get his heart broken.
Speaker 1: She said, she said his heart is screaming. And he said,
Speaker 1: I am definitely falling in love with you, and and
Speaker 1: she just lit up. She said, my face is on fire.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just got electrocuted.
Speaker 2: It's just a good thing. I'm over joy.
Speaker 3: I was just in the electric chair, okay.
Speaker 1: And then and then she said, I can't even I
Speaker 1: can't even say how you make me feel about one
Speaker 1: million times good? And and she said, I dot and
Speaker 1: does make me feel like the person exactly who I
Speaker 1: could navigate this life with. And my heart is happiest.
Speaker 1: I'm the happiest girl, happiest boy. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: falling in love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're right. We're setting up for a
Speaker 5: heartbreaking I hate it, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I hope.
Speaker 2: So they're it, They're perfect. Are He's the ones, He's
Speaker 2: the one? Nick He's it.
Speaker 4: I hope you're right, but tells me it's.
Speaker 2: I'm going to text you on the finale night, bet
Speaker 2: A five dollars.
Speaker 3: You guys, have seen the like next week on kind
Speaker 3: of stuff? Do you talk about that later on?
Speaker 5: But it seems like she sends someone home and then
Speaker 5: maybe regrets it or something, and like, I know she said.
Speaker 2: Something like that and was I feel like that was
Speaker 2: sort of a mis edit.
Speaker 3: It was a miss edit and you see what she
Speaker 3: said in this episode.
Speaker 5: But I do think that something is gonna happen where
Speaker 5: either she makes a decision that she's really like struggling
Speaker 5: with and I think it could be sending home Xavier
Speaker 5: or sending home dot like dot.
Speaker 4: She Rob Mills tweeted something the head of Unscripted at
Speaker 4: ABC that and I think, not next episode, but the
Speaker 4: following there's a big thing, big thing, very dramatic, you know,
Speaker 4: historical Bachelor heavy moment. You know, I don't think there's
Speaker 4: a big thing. If it was Mike fly Is tweeting,
Speaker 4: then Rob, I think it's gonna be something.
Speaker 3: I think something bad is gonna happen. I'm not scared.
Speaker 1: I like that you don't.
Speaker 2: I like that you don't know the spoilers.
Speaker 4: I try to say.
Speaker 1: I like that I can tell them because when people
Speaker 1: come on I have, we've had some people. Then we
Speaker 1: realize halfway through that they do know. And then like
Speaker 1: every time people think they're keeping a neutral faith, it
Speaker 1: always leaks out sideways and it's like yeah and there,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, maybe you're like okay, well yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So Rob, do you think that Dotton stands a chance
Speaker 1: of winning?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Going to win?
Speaker 2: If you ask me, yes, if I asked, you asked
Speaker 2: right now? Yeah, he said, what does everybody who's everything
Speaker 2: that's gonna win? I'm gonna say him.
Speaker 1: But you know, as nia everything as Nick Wade, you
Speaker 1: about the type Nick has.
Speaker 2: Made it, so I'm on uneven ground. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I was sure before I came.
Speaker 1: In, and now you're interested in because he made you
Speaker 1: feel uneven. That made it exciting.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's like you have a pro here
Speaker 2: talking about the game that I don't know. If they
Speaker 2: are a Bachelor of the Year, for sure, then you're
Speaker 2: out to the air for many years, many many years years.
Speaker 2: But but you just you just wing it. I just
Speaker 2: wing it.
Speaker 8: I think that he's I just think he's a sweet guy.
Speaker 8: I feel like he'd be right for her. Yeah, he
Speaker 8: should be the one she picks of these guys again.
Speaker 8: F Mary Kill he's the Mary, but a lot of
Speaker 8: times they picked the f and.
Speaker 1: Very rarely the kill. All right, we're going to take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We're going to come back. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk a little more about Xavier, we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about our predictions of the Final Rose, and then
Speaker 1: we're going to do the way.
Speaker 2: I need a sexual time out and we're back.
Speaker 1: So we're now circling back just to get a little
Speaker 1: deeper into the world's weirdest group date. Sean sent himself
Speaker 1: home as Nick just set off off camera, and then
Speaker 1: Tanner got cut and then she sort of had one
Speaker 1: on one with Xavier and Aaron.
Speaker 3: Yeah tough.
Speaker 1: Aaron is a dud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a dud manipulator.
Speaker 4: He's so whony.
Speaker 2: What did you think of It was one on Monday
Speaker 2: up by the Hollywood side.
Speaker 4: I kind of forgot all about until my team reminded me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, great dye.
Speaker 4: All I remember is whining. You know, it's just the guy.
Speaker 1: He's not fun.
Speaker 4: He's not the self proclaimed protector of something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, no. The second you're the protector,
Speaker 1: you put yourself in a very neutered state.
Speaker 2: You're never going to be.
Speaker 4: Little known fact or maybe more, but he apparently is
Speaker 4: besties from Aaron from Katie season Also Winer.
Speaker 2: Aaron like from San Diego.
Speaker 1: That's his best friend. So Aaron and Aaron are best friends.
Speaker 4: Both wait a picture of Aaron mouth breather.
Speaker 1: Bather, Jenevieve, you're jaffing me right now, Jenny, No, which
Speaker 1: they're wheeling and fighting with the suitcase.
Speaker 2: In the jungle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, the show because of er.
Speaker 1: Best friends and.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to see them hang out paradise. I
Speaker 3: don't think.
Speaker 2: If they could have Aaron and Aaron and Aaron and
Speaker 2: Aaron's oh my god.
Speaker 4: This Aaron's definitely going to because he's always going to
Speaker 4: be involved in drama because you can never shut the
Speaker 4: fuck up.
Speaker 3: He's so annoying.
Speaker 5: I hate that he's like pulled along to the end
Speaker 5: of the show because there's just no chance she was
Speaker 5: ever going to beat with this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that.
Speaker 3: Hollywood signed date is like cool, like they're driving through
Speaker 3: through like date.
Speaker 1: But it was too long ago and she's forgot about him.
Speaker 1: So here we are with Xavier with a really great sweater.
Speaker 2: I want thew that's the question.
Speaker 3: Did he did it?
Speaker 2: I don't think he did. I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure it out. So I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a great He's a great dress addresser.
Speaker 2: You were too nick you were you were a great sweat.
Speaker 4: Okay, dresser, But I just feel like that shirt, it's
Speaker 4: not it's not The play is to make fashionable choices.
Speaker 4: Middle America doesn't really approve that's you're saying.
Speaker 2: You know, you were nice sweaters. You had nice sweaters
Speaker 2: in Ireland?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Did you make out?
Speaker 2: Were you the one that made out.
Speaker 1: At the Cranberry date in the church? Did you dry
Speaker 1: hump in the church near with the Cranberry's playing the Cranberrys?
Speaker 4: Was the group date? I wasn't on that date?
Speaker 2: You dry humped in a church?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably not on the show just in general.
Speaker 2: Earlier in this this podcast, when we were like, is
Speaker 2: it what ever seen the alligator thing? And he's like, actually,
Speaker 2: was on a group date. I did this exact same thing.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow literally wow. Okay, So Xavier, he says, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I find the idea in general, overall, on paper, the
Speaker 1: idea of marriage is scary, that's honest.
Speaker 5: Did you find him less checked? I find him more
Speaker 5: checked out than ever. Now I feel like something's happened.
Speaker 3: He said that.
Speaker 4: I was like, you think he feels that already likes
Speaker 4: him a lot, and he's just like, holy shit, I
Speaker 4: don't want to pay this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think so too. He looked he looked
Speaker 1: like he was with the girl he dated a month
Speaker 1: that was trying to get a right. Well, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: which is what's actually happening.
Speaker 4: The only reason I'm not confident if I'm wrong in
Speaker 4: the in the Xavier, I think it's because either Xavier
Speaker 4: yourself eliminates or like sabotages to the point make it
Speaker 4: impossible for Charity.
Speaker 3: To date him.
Speaker 2: Not want that ring, he does not want to.
Speaker 4: She just wants it to be him so bad that
Speaker 4: if he just does, if he gets kind of pushed
Speaker 4: into it, you know, which can happen.
Speaker 1: Similar to we were saying Peter Peter and Brian Peter
Speaker 1: with Rachel Peter salt pepper hair.
Speaker 3: She wanted Peter was allowed to watch that season.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, That makes.
Speaker 2: Sense, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Okay, so then.
Speaker 3: I get what everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, respect.
Speaker 4: Respect.
Speaker 1: There was this guy he was so fucking hot. Holy
Speaker 1: ship he had he had salt pepper hair, and he
Speaker 1: was like a salty PEPs at thirty one with a
Speaker 1: gap tooth. And he you didn't you couldn't.
Speaker 2: He was too handsome, he was you couldn't see him.
Speaker 2: It's like West World, a little odd. And then like,
Speaker 2: I like that he was hot, and she wanted him,
Speaker 2: So did I?
Speaker 3: You did you?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: I wanted him. I was married at this time.
Speaker 3: It was the beginning of the end of marriage.
Speaker 1: Well he didn't say, oh fun, that was it for me? Okay,
Speaker 1: so exaviers and he's like, marriage is scary. He's like, look,
Speaker 1: I want to fall in love.
Speaker 3: With you, and she's like, I want to while looking
Speaker 3: like a deer in.
Speaker 2: Headlights, I want to fall in love with you, but
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I've never been.
Speaker 5: But does doesn't he say something like I've never been
Speaker 5: in a relationship like this, or like, doesn't what you say,
Speaker 5: I've never felt this.
Speaker 1: Way because you're looking for a forever partner. But being
Speaker 1: fully transparent, this scared.
Speaker 3: I can't even lock just one person. He's like, I
Speaker 3: want to be following.
Speaker 1: You've seen me. I'm six ft seven, I knit and
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. I'm like and by the way, shout out.
Speaker 1: People emailed this and last week because people were asking
Speaker 1: he is like reason he went into medicine was to
Speaker 1: help find a cure mom's MS. So like to what
Speaker 1: you know people were asking last week, which isn't. So
Speaker 1: he's like doing good.
Speaker 4: He's a doctor.
Speaker 3: He's hot. They'll look to get it.
Speaker 2: He's it, but he's he is checked out. Check because
Speaker 2: I think snooze fest.
Speaker 1: He's trying to, like Beryl, roll himself out, like if
Speaker 1: you don't notice, I do not want to get this
Speaker 1: far because.
Speaker 2: He's on He's at the door. Xavier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on their day, he's like, you know, Aaron's very cool.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's just like that's gonna get this road. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's literally the lock.
Speaker 4: He is. He is campaigning for the other man that
Speaker 4: he is not that that's a great points not he is.
Speaker 4: He's not even like most guys will fake being threatened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's always like No, Sean's a great guy. I
Speaker 3: love all these guys.
Speaker 2: Great twitters.
Speaker 1: You might want to pre shown back. He really likes
Speaker 1: you're a great sweater, to the.
Speaker 6: Point that he's always very sleepy. There was someone god
Speaker 6: I'm forgetting his name, but a contestant we knew who
Speaker 6: told us that he was getting very close to the
Speaker 6: end and he was losing sleep.
Speaker 2: It was told us he was like, I did not
Speaker 2: want to so maybe he just bleep it, just bleep
Speaker 2: the name, the name.
Speaker 6: He's losing sleep, and that's why I probably feels so
Speaker 6: they must be exhausted all the time.
Speaker 2: Are you tired?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, it's I mean it's and it's you're
Speaker 4: just it's just their long days drinking and he goes,
Speaker 4: he goes, I just, yeah, you're just you're just sitting around,
Speaker 4: which weirdly kind of makes you tired and not eating your.
Speaker 2: Best and yeah, you're at the gym at this stage of.
Speaker 4: It, You're you're you're just like mentally and physically fatigued
Speaker 4: and can it's not you're not your best self.
Speaker 2: So then she goes as much drinking as it seems
Speaker 2: there is or is it not so paradise?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Just like even in this hands on if you're a drinker, sure,
Speaker 4: you know, like I'm not a huge drinker, so you know,
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 2: Like they were they were having breakfast in this one,
Speaker 2: and like Tanner had a beer. Yeah, with his fruit
Speaker 2: plate a red flag for a.
Speaker 1: Red flag for me, that'd be a real A day drinker.
Speaker 1: Day drinker for me is that no, no goes drinker
Speaker 1: with beer. Yeah, a beer day drinker is like midday
Speaker 1: with the bros. Like okay. So he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: just to be with one person forever, I just I
Speaker 1: don't know, I do it once, but you know, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just because I want to get engaged in Mary.
Speaker 2: It's just a question of its mess with you.
Speaker 3: He's literally saying the stuff that He's like, this will
Speaker 3: get me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I needed a scar for you to give to Aaron.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then and she's like, I don't have to get
Speaker 4: this rose. He lights up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he goes and then he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like I know that I don't want to pass you up,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and then she gives Aaron. Aaron gets
Speaker 1: the rose, and then she does. Eventually she gives she
Speaker 1: cuts Tanner at the hotel and she goes down to Xavier.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, it is ultimately about committing to
Speaker 1: one person. I don't have to give out the rose.
Speaker 2: He berks up. She's like, but I want to.
Speaker 3: Then he cries and then it's just brutal.
Speaker 5: I hate this because it's just like, for Charity's sake,
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this is gonna not be great for
Speaker 5: you when you understand what's happening here.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's not looking good.
Speaker 1: It's not looking I'm scared it's not looking good.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for hometowns though, Oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 1: We get a crazy uncle. I hope we get a
Speaker 1: mouth kisser like JoJo's brothers kiss her in the mouth,
Speaker 1: and then we're rude for us to bennecas in fact.
Speaker 5: That we have to spend a whole quarter of an
Speaker 5: episode with Aaron and like going to see his I
Speaker 5: just I'm so bored by him.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I bet we were like his parents.
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I love all the parents.
Speaker 4: I love a lot of times there's someone you don't like,
Speaker 4: you realized the family is pretty great.
Speaker 2: Yeah they just came out. That's like kind of off, you.
Speaker 4: Know, and fairness to aar and you know again like
Speaker 4: you know edits and things like that. Maybe he just
Speaker 4: got caught up and yeah, you know, you know, you
Speaker 4: know it's it's.
Speaker 2: Thank god we don't have to meet Sean's family.
Speaker 1: My wow, if you're asking everybody for nudes, it's really
Speaker 1: nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: We have one, my son. I'm sure. I'm sure the
Speaker 3: producers were like, we actually can't have Sean. He's gonna
Speaker 3: come up, you get rid of it.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that was an actual discussion.
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 5: That happens all the time, like can we show these
Speaker 5: people all right before we Also, I don't think she
Speaker 5: ever liked them, so I think they were safe.
Speaker 3: It looked like he did look like the Shrek guy before.
Speaker 2: We get to cool guy, but he looked like the
Speaker 2: who's that? Who's this Sean?
Speaker 5: He looked like the Prince from Sure. Sure, I don't
Speaker 5: think he's on it. I think he's a fine looking man,
Speaker 5: but he really has the features of this character, really
Speaker 5: has the prince and the attitude as well.
Speaker 1: But okay, before we get to the tweet of the week,
Speaker 1: who's your top three, one, two three, next bachelor in order?
Speaker 4: Next bachelor?
Speaker 1: So who's our one, two three? But like, who is
Speaker 1: who's the final three in order? And then who's the
Speaker 1: next bachelor?
Speaker 4: Your dotten Joey, Joey's your bachelor?
Speaker 3: Okay, I gotta say, I think top is Joey.
Speaker 2: You think Joey win?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well do I think he wins?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I'm going who I think the bachelor?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 2: Okay, So who do you think wins the season?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be crazy. I do think Joey wins this.
Speaker 2: And then who is the number two? Number three?
Speaker 3: I think Dowton number two?
Speaker 5: Number three xavierminated. I think Xavier is just going to
Speaker 5: be totally checked out and now it's.
Speaker 3: Not gonna work.
Speaker 2: So then who's the next Bachelor.
Speaker 3: I think the next Bachelor is probably not someone from
Speaker 3: the season. Like I just I can't car.
Speaker 5: I don't think Dwton could be the Bachelor. I don't
Speaker 5: think they'll do another black bachelor like that soon.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just some of these guys.
Speaker 5: So there were some guys that got like eliminated a
Speaker 5: little earlier where I was like like this guy John
Speaker 5: Data that is sentence. I was like he could be
Speaker 5: I was like he could be the next batch and
Speaker 5: they got rid of all.
Speaker 2: I loved him and he would be the first Asian bachelor.
Speaker 3: I was reading for him just to go far.
Speaker 1: Former basketball player.
Speaker 3: He had all the things where I was like, he
Speaker 3: could be the next he.
Speaker 2: Would be a great Batchel.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they go back that far historically,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I think he'd be.
Speaker 1: A good he'd be a great bachelor. Okay, who's the
Speaker 1: season one, two, three, and who's the.
Speaker 2: Batch Dalton win Joey.
Speaker 9: Self eliminades and pulls the ship and who's gonna and
Speaker 9: Joey and Joey based really based on what you said
Speaker 9: earlier that I dawn to be like, Yeah, he's a
Speaker 9: perfect bachelor and for Joey.
Speaker 2: Okay, Katie same, I think Dalton's gonna win it.
Speaker 7: I think Joey will be number two, Xavier number three,
Speaker 7: and I think Joey will be Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Anna, Yeah, Dotton, Xavier, Joey, Uh, Joey.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Dotton. I'm going to go Xavier because
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be captured by her hoardiness and
Speaker 1: he's lost. He's so anemic right now that he can't
Speaker 1: say no loss the world lips.
Speaker 2: So he'll just like go through the fantasy swords.
Speaker 1: But he'll just kept it'll be as boring as he can.
Speaker 4: And then yeah, imagine if you're all right and Xavier
Speaker 4: is for all the people who think Xavier is number two, Like,
Speaker 4: how just whatever he'll be when she the as the
Speaker 4: altar'll be the latest romat.
Speaker 3: That's actually probably.
Speaker 4: Don's great.
Speaker 2: And you, finally, I think you made the right choice.
Speaker 3: He's like, he walks up.
Speaker 4: He's like, before you say anything, let me just tell
Speaker 4: you that.
Speaker 3: About him.
Speaker 1: Here's here's a wedding corsage.
Speaker 4: And con west between me and Gony.
Speaker 2: That my feet are out of the suburban.
Speaker 1: First, he will clean down, you will clean up on
Speaker 1: paradise while Joey is the bat.
Speaker 5: Okay, Joey's got to put on at least fifteen pounds
Speaker 5: of muscle though, Yeah, that's just how the show that
Speaker 5: they'll do that. And I don't like that because I
Speaker 5: do wish he just came in as himself. But they're
Speaker 5: gonna they're gonna beef them up for the How did
Speaker 5: you enjoy.
Speaker 2: Doing the shower scenes as the Bachelor? They make you
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: Is it weird? Is it weird? They're they're like kneeling down.
Speaker 2: I mean, did it feel weird?
Speaker 4: I did enjoy it?
Speaker 2: How many did you have to film?
Speaker 4: Just one of those?
Speaker 2: Are you wear in a swim suit?
Speaker 3: What are you in.
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, you were? You were not?
Speaker 2: You were news? His name on Dad have fixed him.
Speaker 2: I guess we don't need to see him because send them. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's awful. They were actually nude. That's like wiscons in
Speaker 2: your sitting.
Speaker 5: Not to mention every scene you have to shoot where
Speaker 5: you're just looking pensive in a mirror. But then now
Speaker 5: they're like, also, take a shower?
Speaker 1: Was it weird to do the ones where you just
Speaker 1: like look off into the distance and look like you're
Speaker 1: thinking about.
Speaker 5: All I think about watching this is that's the face
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about who I'm gonna fall it alove with?
Speaker 1: What was the most embarrassing thing that you're like, besides
Speaker 1: the shower, what was the thing that you were like,
Speaker 1: I really don't want to do that.
Speaker 4: This apple bouncy castle, that's right?
Speaker 2: Remember she would we have cream?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: I don't like that either? Oh wow, wait, thinking about Curin,
Speaker 4: I probably would have sent her home night one.
Speaker 2: Whoa, but no, yes she did.
Speaker 1: You missed her. This is an adult woman who had
Speaker 1: a nanny and she had made cheesy cheese pasta.
Speaker 2: Cheesy pasta incredible.
Speaker 4: I mean she was, she was, She was an absolute star.
Speaker 4: She was incredible. She was a star and you know,
Speaker 4: again you're you're you're part. You're also helping them make
Speaker 4: good TV. So we uh progrudgingly. That was that was
Speaker 4: I took one for the team.
Speaker 1: We found a photo of this thing that we were
Speaker 1: talking about last week. We watched Australia Bachelor and they
Speaker 1: do extreme fucking insane dates and we found a photo.
Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, you know what, Australians are kind
Speaker 2: of a little like insane. They made them do criminal.
Speaker 2: This was they made them do this date.
Speaker 1: They were strung between two high rise buildings on a
Speaker 1: twister more and I twist it and it was bouncy
Speaker 1: and windy. They wheeled them out to play twister and
Speaker 1: it was like bouncing. No, they were like it was
Speaker 1: like thin, thin wires and it was bouncing because it
Speaker 1: was so windy. And she she wouldn't stop licking his lips.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like a twenty story building.
Speaker 1: Like it was fucking.
Speaker 2: Intill she was freaking out.
Speaker 6: Made them go back.
Speaker 1: She couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: They wanted to make them play twister.
Speaker 1: Isn't that fucked up? Every time they bounced they had
Speaker 1: to like they had to like get them back like
Speaker 1: when they were trying if they stood up the whole board,
Speaker 1: you know, had to play twister.
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Speaker 1: So here's how it works. Basically, if you, oh Anna,
Speaker 1: are you down with doing post of the week and
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Speaker 6: I have a yeah, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll let you know next week. Some people want
Speaker 1: to delete Twitter, and we respect that. We'll come back
Speaker 1: next week with it's called X. What what is called Twitter? Twitter?
Speaker 2: The name or the logo.
Speaker 6: It'll be a minute. Microsoft phons the.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, stole a font for it.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid, all right, so we'll come up with
Speaker 2: you people want to delete X.
Speaker 8: That way.
Speaker 2: So here's what I'll read out.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read out like eight tweets and then
Speaker 1: we'll narrow it down to two and the winner whens
Speaker 1: a sleep crown pillow.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, I need another. What happened your sleep crow?
Speaker 2: Do you have a sleep crowd? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, So this woman, this is not a sponsor. She
Speaker 1: heard that I was in astomniac. She mailed me this thing.
Speaker 1: It's I'll let you touch it. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: this pillow that's sort of like it's like a sleep
Speaker 1: like a sleep mouse. But it's also like a weighted blanket.
Speaker 1: It's the softest and it wraps around your head. It
Speaker 1: puts pressure on your eyes and your ears.
Speaker 2: It's really fantastic.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally you want this, you need this, and
Speaker 1: so like you guys listeners, and again we do not
Speaker 1: get paid.
Speaker 2: This is a woman that was just worried about me.
Speaker 1: She was worried about me, and she hurt me on
Speaker 1: she hurt me on Laura Lopez's podcast, and she was
Speaker 1: asked Lauren, if it was okay to mail me one
Speaker 1: I travel.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I've never had is the I have the travel one,
Speaker 2: the full body one. You need a full body How
Speaker 2: can I get one? You know what Julia's sleep Crown
Speaker 2: might have to.
Speaker 8: Julia let me know, Julie, Julie and Julie Julia, Yeah, Julie, please.
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Speaker 1: peanut butter and that's how you get But it's literally
Speaker 1: like I travel with it. It's so, do you have
Speaker 1: trouble sleeping?
Speaker 4: Usually not, but you know there's always the occasional. I
Speaker 4: didn't sleep very well last night.
Speaker 2: Okay, it must be nice, must be.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. I've been tortured. I went to the Yelle
Speaker 1: sleep clinic as a kid. It's like my woodie. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I need this, you fucking need Yes. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Tweet the week.
Speaker 2: We're gonna mail on.
Speaker 1: So if you guys win, email us your address at
Speaker 1: Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. Here we go. Here are
Speaker 1: the We're gonna narrow down to top tweets.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see Rebecca at Elegant Crop top tweets. Sean
Speaker 1: put on his best let me talk to the manager
Speaker 1: Cardigan for this manipulative conversation. Let's see LazyB two at
Speaker 1: LazyB two. Charity could have avoided a very awkward conversation
Speaker 1: with Sean if she just let the gators decide who
Speaker 1: wasn't coming back from the Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade.
Speaker 1: After being dumb, Sean walked the streets of Nola, proclaiming.
Speaker 2: This has to be the worst thing to have happened
Speaker 2: to the city.
Speaker 1: Honey Jeeves at forty four year old host and their
Speaker 1: Tanner goes out to find true romance and Booby's on
Speaker 1: Bourbon Street.
Speaker 2: Let's see here for the right reasons. At for the
Speaker 2: right reasons.
Speaker 1: Apparently they couldn't get Jesse Palmer off Bourbon Street long
Speaker 1: enough to.
Speaker 2: Get on care.
Speaker 1: Trash Car. At Trash Car sixty nine, we are all
Speaker 1: watching the origin story for the next Batman Reboots Villain,
Speaker 1: the Cashmere Scars.
Speaker 2: Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade.
Speaker 1: Joey looks like Josh Grobin's little brother that their parents
Speaker 1: abandoned at a test club. Okay, Honey Jeeves at forty
Speaker 1: four year old host. Sometimes when I look at Charity,
Speaker 1: all I can see is her hanging upside down on
Speaker 1: Zach's back with her face and his ass.
Speaker 2: Last season, it haunts me. Okay. Final two.
Speaker 1: Rose Reactions at Rose Reactions, Charity calling Sean sweetie boy
Speaker 1: is giving me pence calling his wife mother Vie. And
Speaker 1: the final one Rebecca at Elegant Crop Top. Sean definitely
Speaker 1: was a kid that went to the Ridge preppy camp
Speaker 1: across the lake.
Speaker 2: Yes, what are our top two?
Speaker 4: I I like the new Sean thinking this is the
Speaker 4: worst thing that happened.
Speaker 1: That and then Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 3: Yeah good, I like the jo.
Speaker 2: Or the gator two on one.
Speaker 4: Like thinking that honestly think that probably did all right?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, all right, So here are
Speaker 2: final two.
Speaker 1: Justin Paul Spade Joey looks like Josh Grobin's little brother
Speaker 1: that their parents abandoned at a tennis club, or just
Speaker 1: was Justin Spade Justice Svade bof after being dumb Showan
Speaker 1: rock the streets of Nola, proclaiming.
Speaker 2: This has to be the worst thing to have happened
Speaker 2: to this city. One okay, happy one happy to this city.
Speaker 2: Or Josh Grobin's brother.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sean, I think the city.
Speaker 2: We've got to give the worst thing round the city. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's got to be.
Speaker 1: It's a clean sweep.
Speaker 2: It's unanimous.
Speaker 1: Justin Paul Spade, you sleeper after me. Maybe he can
Speaker 1: donate it to somebody. He gets donated to Sean, he
Speaker 1: gets sent it to Sean. After being dumped, Sean walked
Speaker 1: the street. So Nola proclaiming this has to be the
Speaker 1: worst thing to have happened in the city. If you
Speaker 1: want to participate, tweet to me at Arta Marine n
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Speaker 1: the night of the show. Nick, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming and playing. It was so fun having you here.
Speaker 1: I hope you'll come play with us again, but it's
Speaker 1: not so hot. What would you like to promote?
Speaker 4: Just my podcast, The While Files If you like this,
Speaker 4: we recap The Bachelor as well as long as many
Speaker 4: other realit TV shows, along with other relationship and dating content.
Speaker 1: It's a really fun podcast. You guys should all listen.
Speaker 1: I've done a bunch of them and it's always been
Speaker 1: a blast of Uh. Sarah Colonna, who's on our podcast
Speaker 1: does it? And Jim Jeffries does it. Also has Marilyn
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Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh god right, Sean.
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote?
Speaker 5: I have a podcast with Scott Ackerman calls sc hasn't seen,
Speaker 5: where we watch movies that Scott Ackerman hasn't seen. If
Speaker 5: you're a fan of art, in which I'm sure you are,
Speaker 5: you can listen to our episode on Muriel's wedding.
Speaker 3: It's really fun.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: We rewatch a bunch of fun movies and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: And if you look at his IMDb page you can
Speaker 1: see a fun show that might be things that might
Speaker 1: that might be coming out that we can't say the
Speaker 1: name of.
Speaker 2: Also, Robbie b b rob Benedict, thank you for being here.
Speaker 2: What would you like to promote? Thank you?
Speaker 8: I'm also I have a couple of podcasts and the
Speaker 8: one I can talk about is me and Richer Speate.
Speaker 2: It's called Kings of Khan. And then we have another
Speaker 2: Rewatch Podcasts. Check it out.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I have two things I want to promote. I'm doing
Speaker 1: a little stand up tour on the East Coast in October.
Speaker 1: I will be doing let's see, I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 1: I'll be doing City Winery in Philadelphia October twelfth. I'll
Speaker 1: be doing the Bethes WLS and Jazz October thirteenth. I'll
Speaker 1: be doing City Winery Boston Wednesday eighteenth, And Brian, Sophie
Speaker 1: and I who I hope no autographs please, with We're
Speaker 1: gonna do a little residency at Union Hall in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: this fall and we're gonna be doing three dates in
Speaker 1: September live no autographs please. It will be Thursday in Brooklyn, Thursday,
Speaker 1: the twenty first, in Brooklyn, whatever it's coming up. They're
Speaker 1: all coming up October twenty seventh and November seventeenth, So
Speaker 1: if you want to come play with us in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: we'll be there, Katie Anna anything we'd like to promote.
Speaker 7: As always, please adopt foster and animal from your local shelter.
Speaker 7: All the all the shelters across America are super full,
Speaker 7: including Los Angeles, So if you've been thinking about adopting,
Speaker 7: please do it. Or if you can open your house
Speaker 7: to a foster. That was a great time.
Speaker 1: And on Patreon we're doing Summerhouse. Martha's okay until next
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in your tonight.
Speaker 3: It feels so good. I've just got one little bush here.
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