Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, we're back ever.
Speaker 1: We're so horny, horny girl, horny girls. We's a table
Speaker 1: o horny girls. Oh god, I can't believe me. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at It's like he's It's like it's like I've
Speaker 1: caught the wind. It's like I'm running on the back
Speaker 1: of a dragon. I Thaga with a ponytail and a
Speaker 1: rainbow talk a claytar vapor. Doctor Brenane to Hello, we'll
Speaker 1: gome to another episode of Will Accept This Rose? My
Speaker 1: name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my bouge
Speaker 1: garage in Los Angeles, California. I cannot believe the assembly
Speaker 1: of gentlemen that we have today. I mean, truly, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna I'm just gonna go counterclockwise. To my right
Speaker 1: is a man that we dragged out of retirement literally
Speaker 1: by the scruff, and the fans.
Speaker 2: Were very excited to have you back.
Speaker 3: Well, I hate him.
Speaker 1: He is he is the born again rookie of the year.
Speaker 1: But then a lot of people reminded us that you
Speaker 1: were the podcast sentinel and that you're gonna guard and
Speaker 1: protect everybody's part and you might know him from I
Speaker 1: Carly and you might know him from the CMT show
Speaker 1: that we start together on that nobody saw with Billy
Speaker 1: Ray Cyrus, Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Jerry trainor.
Speaker 4: It's nice to be here. It's nice to see some
Speaker 4: new faces, meet some new people. Yes, discuss the most
Speaker 4: important show.
Speaker 3: That's on television at the moment, The Bachelor, The.
Speaker 1: Bachelor now Doctor Banana. Who is also here, Doctor Hannah Montana,
Speaker 1: Ariana Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's Maurin jos Nier Levine.
Speaker 5: I think you're abandoning the counter.
Speaker 6: Every other person.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm gonna shure you. You're this headliner.
Speaker 1: You wait, you're the headliner's doctor Banana. First of all,
Speaker 1: looking by the podcast, what I was asking was about
Speaker 1: this what Garden? What was the who was Garden? Protect
Speaker 1: Your Heart?
Speaker 2: What season was that?
Speaker 7: That was?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: That was the guy who got the tattoo on the
Speaker 2: side of the mountain for who?
Speaker 3: This show? What about?
Speaker 9: Like a froggy sounding voice, didn't he Ali was it?
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think we watched Alie.
Speaker 3: Listen to you, we didn't watch it.
Speaker 10: This is one that we saw that in one of
Speaker 10: those three hour recaps they did during.
Speaker 1: It was a COVID. They did whole seasons and one
Speaker 1: night and we watched him. Man, I literally don't.
Speaker 3: I have no recollection, no member.
Speaker 6: That's how blacked out I was during I have no
Speaker 6: memory of.
Speaker 3: It and how important the Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't even know where I am right now?
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, it was Aliowski.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome back A mile was just spaghetti rope. Welcome bad.
Speaker 3: This show is weird.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be the Sentinel or the born again?
Speaker 3: Meant?
Speaker 6: I don't remember where that is?
Speaker 1: Because you were guard, you were gonna guard, you were
Speaker 1: in the Guard, You're.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to be the central Okay.
Speaker 10: I don't think there's any point trying to reason why
Speaker 10: we did anything.
Speaker 1: Well, because you are other options. You could be the
Speaker 1: born again rookie.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're the sensumtus.
Speaker 3: That does not sound good. I have a string cheese,
Speaker 3: a bag of nuts. Hollywood needs to talk to you,
Speaker 3: jar wrong era.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Also as a man, I'm going to say my.
Speaker 3: Fiance, yes, okay, I that I remember.
Speaker 2: I believe this person.
Speaker 1: Like we haven't set a date yet, but maybe we
Speaker 1: should set a date, and maybe we should get Susan
Speaker 1: Jenner from the Golden Bachelor. We haven't had him on
Speaker 1: and I don't think. I don't even talk about the
Speaker 1: Golden Battle.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
Speaker 5: Well, what's so funny is we clamored for the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they gave it to us.
Speaker 1: I love him?
Speaker 3: Whoopsie, Daisy, Okay, no way.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know it from the Dull, but most importantly
Speaker 1: you know it from You're the Worst. You know it
Speaker 1: is rhetoric.
Speaker 3: Show. We're here to help.
Speaker 1: New show. We're here to help. We're here to help.
Speaker 3: Podcast Jake Johnson solve problems.
Speaker 1: That's fun. Can I come to you with a problem? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I have problems. Okay, okay, great, but you know him
Speaker 1: most importantly, thank you as Dracula, ladies and gentlemen. He's back, Gareth.
Speaker 3: Reynold, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Okay, wait, Henna's not clapping, which I've noticed.
Speaker 3: Well we'll wait.
Speaker 5: Yeah, happens free then caculates come clockwise.
Speaker 2: Tender, He's a tenderhearted.
Speaker 1: Be turtled.
Speaker 3: Please stop, stop for you.
Speaker 1: No, I believe your dad. The above ground pool, Ellen
Speaker 1: and Eileen a duplex.
Speaker 3: He looked like a cop on steakout.
Speaker 1: But that was your the dad of Dracula. You told
Speaker 1: the story, Dad Quila, Dad Quila. Also baby Dracula also
Speaker 1: had ground pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah he did. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well did I tell I told you what happened to
Speaker 5: the above ground pool? Did I tell that story?
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Well, my dad tried to clean it. Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: the story.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. I want to hear it.
Speaker 5: It's a lot, but basically, my dad decided he was
Speaker 5: going to clean our above ground pool, and my mother
Speaker 5: was like, oh.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ because they were ready to get divorced.
Speaker 5: And then he drained it and he scrubbed it by
Speaker 5: hand for like three days, and it was like this big.
Speaker 5: It was like we're gonna have a clean pool again.
Speaker 5: And then he brought us all out to refill it,
Speaker 5: and apparently you need an expert there to refill it
Speaker 5: because of how you're supposed to refill it. So the
Speaker 5: whole thing collapsed during the big ceremony, and then we
Speaker 5: had to buy a new one.
Speaker 3: But they weren't that much, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was quite a moment as we were like, boy,
Speaker 5: Dad's three days really came crumbling on and my mother
Speaker 5: was like, well, I thought something.
Speaker 3: What happened? I didn't know what?
Speaker 1: Wow, the Reynolds patriarch didn't he did.
Speaker 3: It was bad.
Speaker 5: It was actually very very much a metaphor of the future.
Speaker 5: No matter how hard Dad scrubbed, everything was going to
Speaker 5: fall along like a sinkhole.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: Oh, Gareth, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm okay?
Speaker 3: You didn't wow, Okay, I'm okay.
Speaker 5: Well, what's what's going on? I mean, I know that's
Speaker 5: not the premise, but.
Speaker 1: It's been a journey. I've had said I've had a
Speaker 1: journey the last couple of weeks. But I'm doing my best.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. I'm hanging in there. I was
Speaker 1: on After Midnight yesterday. That was it was really fun.
Speaker 1: It'll be It's on Paramount Plus today. Spoiler alert. I won.
Speaker 3: Whoa, I won? That's great.
Speaker 1: I wanted to win.
Speaker 2: And Jerry O'Connell and Marilyn Rice cop.
Speaker 1: Weekly Yeah Weekly, dumb? Okay, wait a minute, final question.
Speaker 1: You didn't like Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5: I didn't watch that much of it, but I was
Speaker 5: thinking the whole time how we were sitting here going
Speaker 5: like what they keep lying to us. I loved it,
Speaker 5: and then they brought it. It was pretty weird, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it sad? I found it sad. It was sad,
Speaker 3: the same exact experience.
Speaker 4: I don't every time the love experience the audience is having.
Speaker 5: I'm fining because these these people it's their first shot.
Speaker 3: Those people, it is the last shot.
Speaker 11: Think they'd be like I thought I was gonna find love.
Speaker 11: I get I'm dying alone. I'll just knit, we know,
Speaker 11: just knit. I'll just know how horny those old people
Speaker 11: they were.
Speaker 1: They were horny.
Speaker 6: They're not home bound yet between but.
Speaker 3: If they had DMS, i'd be sliding.
Speaker 1: But now they are famous. These ladies are now famous,
Speaker 1: and you know they're getting laid out there by somebody.
Speaker 8: Why.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Susan can handle six inches, she told them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that looks like the one that Chris
Speaker 1: Jenner also with us. Doctor Katie Levine, party machine, how
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 3: I didn't know you're a party machine?
Speaker 1: Now that's yeah, she's a party machine. Did you you
Speaker 1: liked Golden Bachelor? Yeah that was good. I loved it.
Speaker 2: All Right, here we are you guys show.
Speaker 5: We're not here to talk about Golden Backs. We're not
Speaker 5: We're not here to be They're not doing that. Moving on,
Speaker 5: they won't do that again, now.
Speaker 1: Did you go? Yes, it was. It was the highest
Speaker 1: rated thing they ever had.
Speaker 5: They're definitely gonna do it, Golden bat How about dead
Speaker 5: Bachelor whoa follow.
Speaker 6: Like a Halloween where they're all undead.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, yeah, you could have Dracula be this dog,
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer, you could come in upside down from your sarco.
Speaker 3: Just want him to know I'm here for the right reason.
Speaker 1: I still can't believe he's still forty four. Can I
Speaker 1: just say, just've.
Speaker 3: Been forty four for the last six seasons, right, I mean,
Speaker 3: good for him? Yeah, it's not true.
Speaker 2: Is he growing on you?
Speaker 3: I mean only in the sense that you get used
Speaker 3: to a growth.
Speaker 1: Okay, are are you? How are you feeling about the
Speaker 1: gal who is your crush?
Speaker 3: Well? You know it was weird. Uh. I was sort
Speaker 3: of saying this to Jerry before you know.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to get to the point where I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't think any if I I I play it
Speaker 5: Like even when I would be on dating apps, I
Speaker 5: would play so far into the relationship in my head
Speaker 5: where I'd be like, this couldn't work.
Speaker 3: She likes Frisbee this. They're all so young. I'm too old,
Speaker 3: so I feel like it couldn't happen.
Speaker 5: So now I really but if I must pick, she
Speaker 5: got eliminated.
Speaker 1: Erica, Erica, Erica, where is the top ROWP.
Speaker 3: I also like the way she was looking at people
Speaker 3: like they were crazy. Yes, that was important, Yes, a
Speaker 3: straight man.
Speaker 1: She seems like.
Speaker 6: When what's her name? This is uh no Maria Ca.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 4: Everybody else had sort of like got angry, but she
Speaker 4: got quizzically.
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is bananas.
Speaker 3: You're just kind of cookie.
Speaker 1: She seems like she had a sense of humor that
Speaker 1: She also seemed like she's like, you know what, I'm hot.
Speaker 2: This is kind of a weird experience.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take it with a grain of salt,
Speaker 1: like this has been I don't need to win Joey's.
Speaker 1: It's okay if I do, If it's okay, if I don't, like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna enjoy the ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so here we are. I think she's one
Speaker 3: of the most beautiful people.
Speaker 4: She's they seem to have chemistry.
Speaker 2: I was shocked that he cut.
Speaker 4: Her well, I'm wondering if he didn't have chemistry, if
Speaker 4: there were conversations that we didn't see.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was just like he seemed.
Speaker 1: To like kind of the like country more like like
Speaker 1: like the Jess or the Daisy, like he likes you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jess is is what?
Speaker 1: Okay, So here we are. We're starting now this season.
Speaker 1: They're starting off with like every episode so far, he's
Speaker 1: something devastating.
Speaker 3: It's a weird. Yeah, that's a new format.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 3: They're teasing. It's like the Breaking Bad, it's breaking Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's breaking bad, breaking bad, breaking bad.
Speaker 3: Because I thought that was from the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 2: They did it again.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's a click bait to get you
Speaker 1: to keep watching.
Speaker 9: The tricks into me like he's never gonna find love.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's doing it in Golden Batch, and I think
Speaker 10: they realize it works. It works if someone's crying over
Speaker 10: a wedding dress.
Speaker 1: Now, Doctor Brenet, we missed episode. Yeah, we missed you
Speaker 1: last week. Overall, have you enjoyed the first two episodes
Speaker 1: because we didn't get to talk to you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I think it's good to watch a
Speaker 10: bachelor you actually find appealing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean I actually feel like this is the
Speaker 1: first guy in a long time that the women actually
Speaker 1: are attracted to, like because Zach, Yeah, Zach, and I
Speaker 1: also appreciate that they're not he's not letting them do
Speaker 1: like a shower. He was like, He's like, well, like
Speaker 1: when he was flipping the tires, like but then he
Speaker 1: had his shirt off flipping the tire and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you all have.
Speaker 2: Your shirts on, so I'll put mine.
Speaker 1: Like he seems like he doesn't want to do the
Speaker 1: shirts offt shower thing that they all don't.
Speaker 9: Like super ripped, Like he's he's fit, but he's not
Speaker 9: super ripped.
Speaker 3: He's got tennis bud Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, hot, he's got tennis.
Speaker 5: Look, he's got a hot I mean he's got a
Speaker 5: hot body.
Speaker 3: Yeah good, I got a great body from.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, horny girl, horny girl.
Speaker 10: I did call one thing, which is that Jess would
Speaker 10: be the villain.
Speaker 3: That was my villain?
Speaker 10: You did I send her eyebrows alone, tell you everything?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: Do you think they're micro bladed?
Speaker 3: I think they're macro blade.
Speaker 10: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you get an exciting eye just.
Speaker 10: She has evil villain eyebrows.
Speaker 2: To me, you're so right, Well, here we are.
Speaker 1: And the sister, the older sister who was my number two,
Speaker 1: like a fucking idiot, we're starting out my number two,
Speaker 1: who's literally there's.
Speaker 3: A hard at the beginning. Wow, that's bad news.
Speaker 1: As soon as she walked out, I was like, would
Speaker 1: she shotgun the beer?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I that was great.
Speaker 2: You love the shot?
Speaker 10: I love, I love, But he's not gonna be Northeast
Speaker 10: energy coming.
Speaker 2: Up, you know, I like a salty dog like.
Speaker 10: She's like, oh you don't want to pick me? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 10: all right, next time you show up to Philly, you
Speaker 10: better watch you back in Central City.
Speaker 1: You're right. It's very much like marry her.
Speaker 10: You don't even need a bodyguard.
Speaker 1: She was very much like little Comptont town dump. She
Speaker 1: was the town dump. And I'm like, okay, Joey, you
Speaker 1: got to pick my sister first. I see you you
Speaker 1: fucking like, oh fuck you you? Yeah, I'm a hotter.
Speaker 1: Do you see these tips? Okay? So so then she's
Speaker 1: like she's like, there's my cake. Fuck this this isn't
Speaker 1: even red velvet cake that I don't fucking want this.
Speaker 2: That's their opening thing.
Speaker 3: By the way, where why did she expect red velvet cake?
Speaker 3: When did that happen?
Speaker 6: Okay, promised red velvet.
Speaker 3: They're not banking on anyone paying enough.
Speaker 1: Attention because I'm in psychiatic.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for the plot holes in there, like, wait
Speaker 3: a minute, was she what she's promised? Did you have
Speaker 3: a writer?
Speaker 1: Are you her manager?
Speaker 3: I'm her manager? Now, weirdo, Look, we're on board. Please halt.
Speaker 1: For Jerry, it's called.
Speaker 6: Complaining.
Speaker 3: It's not a personality. So let's fix that.
Speaker 1: His agency is called We're on board.
Speaker 3: We're thinking a third eyebrow. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 3: We only take older sisters, all.
Speaker 1: Right, twins? Okay? So then so then we see Joey
Speaker 1: giving t Jesse a tennis lesson?
Speaker 3: Now, anna must we do this?
Speaker 1: By the way, if Jesse has never played tennis.
Speaker 10: Goddamn natural, he was a fucking natural.
Speaker 3: Why must we do this?
Speaker 2: He's got to have played before.
Speaker 3: But why must we pretend that these are friends?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I mean job, but it's come on
Speaker 5: because it's Jesse, But just host the goddamn show. Jesse
Speaker 5: my best friend, my best friend ever. Me and Joey
Speaker 5: Joey Jesse. Yeah, buddies, Jesse, joe It must be horrible
Speaker 5: to be the bat. You must, I bet you. If
Speaker 5: you're Joey, You're like the worst part of this is
Speaker 5: having like hang out with Jesse.
Speaker 3: Not because he's a prick, yes, but that level of.
Speaker 5: Anxiety to be like I gotta like like bff with
Speaker 5: him while he's like just beening.
Speaker 3: Like hey, awesome, dude, this will be great. Well you're
Speaker 3: like hitting like little dingers his way, like good stuff?
Speaker 3: How was that awkward? Are we filming?
Speaker 12: What is this show?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I guess I've just drank the coolie
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, I'll take him over Chris Harrison.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I would too, Oh for sure.
Speaker 5: By the way, real quick, when I was going to
Speaker 5: watch the new one last week, you know before it airs,
Speaker 5: like Hulu just took me to like a season of
Speaker 5: the Bachelor. So I was like, oh, it's the new
Speaker 5: season and I pressed play and Chris Harrison was like
Speaker 5: we're outside the Hollywood Theater and I'm like, they brought
Speaker 5: it back.
Speaker 4: I was like, what, he looks great?
Speaker 6: Get forty four again?
Speaker 1: They kill him getting canceled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I'll like double breasted suit. Haven't been
Speaker 3: in for ages.
Speaker 5: He's got an afro. It really was starling because I
Speaker 5: thought they brought it back for a quick thing at
Speaker 5: the beginning.
Speaker 6: I was like, what did they?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Boot cut diesels is held in a horse and carriage
Speaker 5: when so dry like a maid.
Speaker 13: Boot cut Diesel such a specific era because I lived
Speaker 13: in those lived in.
Speaker 6: The footage is out there.
Speaker 1: I lo a boot cut lucky, you like the Luckies.
Speaker 1: I was a boot cut lucky with a platform boot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah you were Wow.
Speaker 1: Chunky belt a hunky belt. It's tough to hear a
Speaker 1: junky belt cut chunky.
Speaker 3: Now help us, Katie? Were you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, we love Diesel, not diesel, but.
Speaker 1: Lucky. You're lucky.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 10: Was like someone was famous in the early two thousand.
Speaker 13: Guess I guess who was on Nickelodeon. That's what they dressed.
Speaker 13: Kid's choice words.
Speaker 6: I've got twenty of them to bear up there with
Speaker 6: the glimpse.
Speaker 1: I've seen them at your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah they're okay, where did you wear?
Speaker 1: I need a photo? Can I see you? Can we see.
Speaker 8: Google?
Speaker 3: That's the make Jerry Google himself. This is always history
Speaker 3: in a auto fill.
Speaker 12: It's just auto filled immediate JA And it's like Jerry
Speaker 12: bout cut.
Speaker 3: No, we're on consistent ensemble the whole time you.
Speaker 1: Were You're okay, never goes out new ballance, you're.
Speaker 3: C balance, but jeans pirate. Sure, very contradictory.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go.
Speaker 3: Looks like it was done on a nine dollars budget. No,
Speaker 3: you can't see the ankles.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to go to a red carpet.
Speaker 5: You need trainer ankle picks. I got those in their
Speaker 5: I thought we were doing candor.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, oh here's a video.
Speaker 9: This it's a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, can we do get go to Geddy Images
Speaker 1: Jerry Trader early like the oldest rail to Ken.
Speaker 3: This is the show.
Speaker 1: Geddy Images, Jerry Trainer and the oldest to newest.
Speaker 4: It's just like go to images and they're just focusing
Speaker 4: on my beautiful face.
Speaker 3: A carrot enough already, Google, we get it, we get it.
Speaker 6: My eyes are up.
Speaker 1: Deepe objectified a little bit. Okay, great, well we'll be
Speaker 1: here's Jesus Jared. Oh boy, what do you got?
Speaker 3: That's not good? When they say, oh hey, that's good
Speaker 3: for you. Where is there is? And I gotta go, wow.
Speaker 6: Nice to see everybody.
Speaker 3: You look cute out of it. I'm gonna buy it.
Speaker 9: It's only five hundred.
Speaker 3: Really, sorry, that's available.
Speaker 8: Cute.
Speaker 1: You asn't have that clony like bee bird the Caesar.
Speaker 3: Hair because they wanted me to have long hair.
Speaker 4: And when I started it was sure.
Speaker 6: I liked that outfit.
Speaker 3: I remember when they dressed me in that out and
Speaker 3: I like this. I like the way I look.
Speaker 6: I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: You look cute. Okay, So then we have.
Speaker 10: The hat lost kai.
Speaker 5: Stadie's on the bathroom floor because of bad tea somewhere
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 6: Party animal in a train hall.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well we really.
Speaker 6: I'd like to apologize for the Will you accept this rose.
Speaker 10: Cut to the show image? Forty photos?
Speaker 1: Can we? Can we all be? Can we all be? Jesus?
Speaker 1: I can't shoot.
Speaker 3: I want a chunky belt.
Speaker 1: I want to chunky ball and.
Speaker 4: I want to chunk wish this white claw zero was
Speaker 4: white cloth fifteen zero.
Speaker 3: It's really good. It's I'm not promoting. I'm not promoting,
Speaker 3: but I love it.
Speaker 1: Is that ALCO's seltzer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's got it's got electrolytes in it.
Speaker 5: So it's like, for if you want people to be
Speaker 5: concerned about you during the day.
Speaker 3: That's what they shouldn't They shouldn't be. This is hydrating,
Speaker 3: taking care of yourself.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, you know I sho't clock that you were
Speaker 1: drinking away.
Speaker 7: I noticed the second you walked in. And then that's
Speaker 7: like interesting, that's like, oh zero, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: You thought I was just going that's Tuesday.
Speaker 6: It was five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, I drove here. I got to see the
Speaker 3: whole specter before.
Speaker 6: Loose for him.
Speaker 1: All right, So now we're just out of the gate
Speaker 1: of the sister.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: It's because it's because you watched the wrong app season.
Speaker 1: That's where they haven't.
Speaker 3: Boy, Chris Harrison still got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, you never lost that, in my opinion, to.
Speaker 1: That way of Christia. Christia walks up to the mansion.
Speaker 1: She goes the mansion is so sick. I'm like, were
Speaker 1: you all in it at the first night?
Speaker 3: Like what do you say?
Speaker 1: So their sisters are like, don't worry everybody, we've both
Speaker 1: fucked the same guy before. Like everyone was like what,
Speaker 1: Like they were just like, oh, we've dated a lot
Speaker 1: of the same time, people are like, we don't want
Speaker 1: to know this, like this is weird, this is gross
Speaker 1: and weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it was like gross, all right, anyway,
Speaker 5: here's a letter.
Speaker 1: So then we have the girl Leah, who won the
Speaker 1: she got the she was the one in the audience
Speaker 1: with the letter that she burned. And she's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, like, I just didn't want to see it
Speaker 1: as a game. It's too okay, is it too much?
Speaker 1: Is she too cute? Is it too perfect? Leah? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's too much. It's too young, it's too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's like, I mean she hasn't watched
Speaker 3: it like we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when she was born.
Speaker 9: The show had just started.
Speaker 3: That's tough to hear. Ou Yeah, but she was like.
Speaker 1: Wow, tough to hear. That is tough to hear.
Speaker 3: Give that jer cheese.
Speaker 1: What is your agency again?
Speaker 3: Overboard? We only do sisters. I thought you only did
Speaker 3: the elder sister. We've we've just changed it just now.
Speaker 5: Sisters culture Jerry. But it's a nightmare business model to
Speaker 5: be quite fresh. Talk about Pigeonholing. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 5: We love your tape.
Speaker 3: You have the sisters of the business or did you
Speaker 3: get her? I had a brother. I gotta go.
Speaker 5: Well, by the way, the tag is troubling, obviously.
Speaker 6: Well problematic.
Speaker 14: Five minutes we're getting to Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 10: Be she's too swing.
Speaker 6: So many of Daisy leak.
Speaker 10: Here we go saying I was the producer and I
Speaker 10: watched Leah burn that card. I like, you stupid? Are
Speaker 10: you serious?
Speaker 3: Stupid? It's a term the producer. Why do you do that?
Speaker 1: She's so nice?
Speaker 3: Nine year old producer? You stupid? Have you never watched
Speaker 3: this show? What are you trying to do? You want
Speaker 3: to win? Idiot?
Speaker 4: She thought she was crying because of like the emotion
Speaker 4: hard she had just been berated.
Speaker 3: Came filming. Jesus ries, no, don't stop crying. Don't stop,
Speaker 3: you stupid. You're gonna put the fire out. You're sleeping, idiot.
Speaker 1: Yes you sometime, honey, time's gonna march on and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be twenty two. You take the fucking.
Speaker 3: Amy yourself in it while you're own.
Speaker 4: Gary draft up a new card for someone who's not
Speaker 4: such a stupid bit, all right?
Speaker 3: Bringing a non.
Speaker 1: More had the group date and Jesse's like, wow, guess
Speaker 1: what guys, here comes the bride. There's a there's a
Speaker 1: room filled with wedding dresses around the corner.
Speaker 5: Which is gonna be fine for these women. We all
Speaker 5: know they'll handle it well.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah with race, So they go, they
Speaker 2: all race.
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised at the actual wedding dress scramble. I
Speaker 1: thought that was going to be more of a fight,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't think the actual like Sarah like the
Speaker 1: reception was going to be jumping over the table like that,
Speaker 1: which was incredible.
Speaker 3: What there's so much of this.
Speaker 4: I think we talked about it last time, but so
Speaker 4: much of the episodes, at least so far, feel very produced, like, okay.
Speaker 3: You're here, are all on the count? Yes?
Speaker 4: So I wonder if they're like streamlining or like lowering
Speaker 4: how many.
Speaker 1: Cameras they they might have a smaller budget.
Speaker 4: And if they're just like, we don't see my fighting
Speaker 4: over the dress moment, just have them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pre set up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get them running around and then get in
Speaker 4: the dresses and let's move.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So then we're the limo me find out. And I
Speaker 1: felt for that there the sister's dad, this was terrible.
Speaker 1: The sister's dad died like eight.
Speaker 2: Months ago, seven months now, that's so fresh.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, having lost parents, like and if you
Speaker 1: liked your parents, having lost a parrot that was tricky,
Speaker 1: and then a parent that I love like that, Like
Speaker 1: that's really fresh. And if you are around people that's
Speaker 1: like I can't wait for my dad to.
Speaker 3: Be done, then you're like around a little go pro.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I felt for. Yeah, like I'm twenty six,
Speaker 1: even though I look forty five, and like do you.
Speaker 3: I mean flowers easy, her manager's here.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry sorry, really do sisters and like, but like
Speaker 1: I just felt for you know, I mean like that.
Speaker 1: The op shot of this is I feel like even
Speaker 1: like it kind of gave you some compassion for her
Speaker 1: this week of like even though even though she was
Speaker 1: very extra, but like it's like, oh, I can see
Speaker 1: where if this is this fresh and she's this young
Speaker 1: and like you're off with the velet.
Speaker 4: Cake moment then because I did not feel that, I know,
Speaker 4: I know this is where it starts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. They shouldn't have edited that, Yeah, because.
Speaker 6: It makes you already on guard for her.
Speaker 1: Like ye're right, you're right, they did. They did throw
Speaker 1: her on the bus immediately immediately. So she so their
Speaker 1: dad died and and.
Speaker 3: He won't be there, so and so that's for sure.
Speaker 2: So that that is for sure, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: It's going to be I'm on record, no way he comes.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: So then we have so then this was wild when
Speaker 1: they were like, well, we all just got married and
Speaker 1: it's going to be a wedding reception with one group
Speaker 1: and nine brides, this sort of polyamory that they're trying
Speaker 1: to be cool. Did that feel weird?
Speaker 5: You get that dang thing was weird? Okay, The level
Speaker 5: of extras to me was troubling.
Speaker 1: They spent it on the extras, and then we got
Speaker 1: Michael Bolton.
Speaker 5: Oh great, Well they spent it on the extras, and
Speaker 5: they were like, Michael Bolton's in the parking lot eating
Speaker 5: some RB's should we get him?
Speaker 4: And here that's when I thought I was hallucinating. Yes,
Speaker 4: it also felt oh this is a sketch.
Speaker 1: People also talked about, like we have people tweet us
Speaker 1: of like, okay, you're paying for Michael Bolton. These kids
Speaker 1: literally don't know who Michael Bolton is. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: get him for the Golden Bachelor. Why didn't you If
Speaker 1: you're going to spend.
Speaker 10: On Mindy Weiss, the wedding planner, why would you not.
Speaker 1: Then if you're spending for Michael somewhere, why not get
Speaker 1: him for the that's the couple to get it. But
Speaker 1: they wanted that, they wanted the flash mob.
Speaker 10: So first of Billie Eilish song, then Michael Bolton.
Speaker 2: They're spending it on some music.
Speaker 10: Real quick, a quick shout out. Michael Bolton does have
Speaker 10: a podcast coming to my heart. It's called Michael Bolton's
Speaker 10: Big Sexy Podcast almost and when it comes out, sibling podcast.
Speaker 10: Maybe we can get them on. I'll put in our quest.
Speaker 1: Maybe's so fun. Speaking of siblings, I'm listening.
Speaker 10: Our sister podcast.
Speaker 3: Sisters, We're going to take.
Speaker 1: A quick break and we're gonna come right back with
Speaker 1: the wedding. I don't know about you, but things are
Speaker 1: getting so hot in here. I think I got to
Speaker 1: take I'll pay your break and we're back here we are.
Speaker 1: Doctor Bannana, you have a stomach in laughing because you
Speaker 1: have been so sick and now.
Speaker 10: You've been literally isolated for seven days.
Speaker 1: It's the weirdest thing to come back to this laughing.
Speaker 10: We do sisters.
Speaker 1: We only do sisters. We only do sisters. So then
Speaker 1: we find out that Erica, your girl, Erica, I've never
Speaker 1: been to a wedding, never been to a wedding.
Speaker 3: Strange, so what she said, Yeah, but that's how young
Speaker 3: they are.
Speaker 1: That's how young they are, because you go when you're
Speaker 1: a little kid, when you're like your aunt gets married,
Speaker 1: and then you go in your like late twenties and.
Speaker 9: Thirtieth yep here where I had seven weddings to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Awful, that's a lot.
Speaker 9: I think, like twenty nine, thirty Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Be like twenty nine, twenty ninth through like thirty four.
Speaker 1: It's just like, are you in the wedding season, doctor B.
Speaker 10: I don't know, not maybe, but I have been to
Speaker 10: like five hundred weddings some.
Speaker 2: Persian Okay, I've been to a lot of weddings.
Speaker 10: I've been drinking wine Sintil's five and I've been to
Speaker 10: five hundred weddings.
Speaker 1: You know what. As a New England wasp, I've learned
Speaker 1: how to make a martini when I was five and
Speaker 1: just push it down, down, down, and we're back and
Speaker 1: we're back, Okay, so Erica is she's never been to
Speaker 1: a wedding. So they're playing bridal musical chairs and Evelyn
Speaker 1: jumped over the table athlete. She got hype and I
Speaker 1: found she landed on her face.
Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't good. It's one of those things, right,
Speaker 3: hurt yourself and you're like, I'm not gonna show anyone.
Speaker 3: You can't like two ribs cracked that launch though.
Speaker 5: It was like it was like she somehow got like
Speaker 5: that forest off of very like she was.
Speaker 1: It was like up and over, like an actual arc.
Speaker 10: I will say. She also landed in Laurence's lap, and
Speaker 10: Lauren just immediately starts stroking her head and I was like,
Speaker 10: this is the Northeast East energy we need. She's like, no,
Speaker 10: you didn't make a baby girl, but don't worry. You
Speaker 10: try hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah you tried right. It was that salty New England
Speaker 1: thing that I like, yeah, you're right. She's like, you
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna get? You anna make it fucking good?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's Boston.
Speaker 1: But there we go. So then so then and so
Speaker 1: then Maria we found out that her family owns the Sprinkles.
Speaker 1: What the fuck talk to me?
Speaker 6: Because such a throwaway, what sprinkles.
Speaker 3: That's what my family does.
Speaker 2: Cigars, cigar dad.
Speaker 10: Lean back, laid back, cigar satiation.
Speaker 3: I thought he was in stick.
Speaker 10: Well, Okay, So someone sent me a talk where this
Speaker 10: girl knew her from Canada and they kind of grew
Speaker 10: up around each other. And she was like, she said,
Speaker 10: her dad is somehow in the music industry. Somehow his
Speaker 10: money came from the music industry before he started his
Speaker 10: candy company. But apparently her dad would always they would
Speaker 10: always know where one direction was, like she was a
Speaker 10: big one direction groupie as a kid, okay, or and
Speaker 10: they would always sit and they would always go to
Speaker 10: wherever one direction was to like see them and take
Speaker 10: photos and get autographed. So apparently her dad is connected.
Speaker 10: She comes from a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Apparently very we saw their house same now that he
Speaker 1: had the big, like swinging rich dick energy of like yourself,
Speaker 1: you can't sit back like that, and they open like
Speaker 1: he had the confidence of like too much money, and she's, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get out. WA's wait a minute.
Speaker 3: But like it's not too late. Talk to the.
Speaker 1: Working on it. Ho is it Sprinkle's cupcakes?
Speaker 10: No, No, it's called like the Jubilee Candy Company Canadian.
Speaker 1: Okay, question, question now, Karen shout out, who's done our podcast?
Speaker 1: Who listened to our podcast? Who was who wrote Legally Blonde?
Speaker 1: Karen McCullough. She texted me and told me that Maria
Speaker 1: was in the Pacifier with Vin Diesel as a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I looked it up.
Speaker 1: So she's because she's like, Marie's an actress.
Speaker 10: I don't think she's connected.
Speaker 1: She's not a current accident.
Speaker 4: In this episode, we find out there's a movie called
Speaker 4: The Pacifie.
Speaker 3: About a nanny. Yeah, it's about a nanny. No, no, god,
Speaker 3: I was like, that's right, that's legit is.
Speaker 1: He Is he a nanny?
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, he's a nanny, and that she's like one.
Speaker 3: Of the yes.
Speaker 10: He plays.
Speaker 5: It was a bad joke, no wonder, No one laughed.
Speaker 5: You didn't laugh on the merits of the joke.
Speaker 1: No, I he was that's I thought. I thought you were.
Speaker 3: Sitting Yeah, I got it bombed, but it was accurate.
Speaker 1: No, No, it was because we knew that that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: You've never bombed with us.
Speaker 3: No, Well, that's hard to make a joke when you're
Speaker 3: yelling a fact. The New lesson. Yeah, okay, this.
Speaker 1: Is also a comedy comedy. Okay, So then we have so's.
Speaker 5: Her dad get it after I wanted to make sure everyone.
Speaker 3: Understood what I was. So then I have a sister,
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 6: God, so that we're back in business.
Speaker 1: You only do sisters what we do. So then so
Speaker 1: you could you could hire.
Speaker 5: A can work stop and I'll figure out after the show, Jerry.
Speaker 6: This model was written on a barn.
Speaker 1: Let's be real, an airport, an.
Speaker 4: Airport during a red eye, I sunk all my bitcoin
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 3: The napkins.
Speaker 6: This will make sense tomorrow. Exist I'll just write ll
Speaker 6: C and the rest will do with you.
Speaker 5: We have a couple of questions before we get to
Speaker 5: just look at the napkins.
Speaker 3: That's where we're at. We're having difficulty questions. Now we've
Speaker 3: got it. Good to see it. Thanks. When can I
Speaker 3: just to check this is Overboord? I don't know soon,
Speaker 3: but soon.
Speaker 6: Okay, we need to talk to you.
Speaker 4: I mean let's have Bloody Mary's then to celebrate, absolutely, Jerry.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have some logistical stuff to figure out here
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: We'll okay, great, So then we have Erica, who is
Speaker 1: your gross she's so cute. She fed them some cake
Speaker 1: and she got icing on and then she sucked. I
Speaker 1: thought it was sexy.
Speaker 3: I don't love.
Speaker 1: I thought it was sexy. I felt like it was
Speaker 1: like strange a sexy, like I'm down, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 5: There's erotic areas on the face that aren't the nose,
Speaker 5: like you know what I mean nose.
Speaker 6: I wanted her to like go right for the cross.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, cake can go there.
Speaker 3: I make my own.
Speaker 1: Okay, So question. So you didn't like the nose sucks.
Speaker 5: It just seemed like a move where you were like,
Speaker 5: this is sexy and then you're like, on paper it
Speaker 5: should be.
Speaker 1: But the way she if she did it it was sexy.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I attack you don't.
Speaker 3: Even it would be probably about it a right.
Speaker 5: I didn't have a good life like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're saying I should do that, yes, okay, great,
Speaker 1: So then we have so then we have Lauren. She's
Speaker 1: stuck at the table crying because of her dad. And
Speaker 1: I have to say, Maria, this was the one moment
Speaker 1: that Maria was so sweet and she took her outside
Speaker 1: and she was like, if you don't have to be anything,
Speaker 1: like you could feel however you're feeling, this was actually
Speaker 1: a real sort of girl to girl, like a woman
Speaker 1: a woman friendship moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice, I see it, Makia Alien, you did she
Speaker 4: Maria knows she's the Lauren's crying because she wants Joey
Speaker 4: to come and console her. She's like, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: rodeo clown this I'm gonna take and so I'll do
Speaker 4: I'll be the emotion rock.
Speaker 3: I like that. I think that's very true.
Speaker 5: I definitely feel like she was the Okay, you feel
Speaker 5: mad that the father's gone, so that is shitty. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and her she's crying for sure, because that's terrible. It's
Speaker 5: also like if you really are trying to steal these
Speaker 5: moments because it's difficult and there's cameras around, there's something
Speaker 5: incongruent about all that. And that's what I thought when
Speaker 5: I started crying in the limbo. I'm like, she's this
Speaker 5: is her thing. She's got a hook, right, but need
Speaker 5: a hook.
Speaker 1: But on the group that you need a hook, but
Speaker 1: the Maria. But then Maria comforting her.
Speaker 5: I think he's right. I think that is buttressing, that
Speaker 5: is taking away. But Joey, it is taking away Joey's
Speaker 5: opportunity for that, as well as elevating Maria as a
Speaker 5: compassionate friend. She's not in there trying to get with Joey.
Speaker 3: He gets it.
Speaker 1: I thought you guys would like each other and I don't.
Speaker 5: This is all for the podcast. I was gonna say
Speaker 5: after that, Jarriff, think.
Speaker 3: About it, Jerry, let's talk out. Okay. I know you're
Speaker 3: swamped it over, but I would get a piece red velvet.
Speaker 3: We're all busy, Jared. The business makes time.
Speaker 10: What about what about Gary?
Speaker 5: I'm willing at this point. I'll take anything. Jerry seems
Speaker 5: to be a pretty big time I'm huge, dude.
Speaker 1: It massive is so stupid.
Speaker 6: We're so massive.
Speaker 3: We're googling my pictures from two thousand and.
Speaker 1: Five.
Speaker 6: It's done since No, not true.
Speaker 1: Okay, still the kids, Okay, okay, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: change into something more comfortable. Let's put my monokini on.
Speaker 3: I have a handkerchief, I.
Speaker 1: Have a I have a I have a scarf that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tie as a as a as a little top. Okay.
Speaker 1: So here we are and we have so she so
Speaker 1: she comforts her. She's like, you be however you want
Speaker 1: to be so. Then Jess she's eating the cupcakes, and
Speaker 1: then the crowd starts chanting because they know the producers
Speaker 1: tell them to start chanting.
Speaker 2: Kiss kiss, kiss, kiss kiss.
Speaker 1: They start kissing, and one of theo's two blonde girls
Speaker 1: that look the same to me, it's like, it's we
Speaker 1: have a tailor looks the same to me. As also
Speaker 1: that one. There's another onond one, the one from Rhode
Speaker 1: Island or Sydney.
Speaker 9: Sidney and Taylor looked so similar.
Speaker 1: Okay Sidney and Taylor, Yes, they looked the same. So
Speaker 1: one of them was so fucking pissed watching as Taylor Taylor.
Speaker 10: But also I saw another Yeah, I saw another TikTok
Speaker 10: of a girl being like, that's great to see your
Speaker 10: all time fucking bully on TV.
Speaker 3: Taylor Taylor, she gave that.
Speaker 1: The one who had beef with Did she get cut?
Speaker 10: She did get cut?
Speaker 2: She was okay, so so interesting.
Speaker 3: Look at you like the cranky days.
Speaker 4: She was just cranky, Yeah, just slamming the shade like
Speaker 4: I get whatever.
Speaker 2: It was like, did she try my eyes are so bad?
Speaker 2: Twenty three?
Speaker 10: She's the one that says twenty three, And I said,
Speaker 10: she clearly is not twenty.
Speaker 2: She does not look twenty three, that does not feel
Speaker 2: twenty three.
Speaker 10: But she also I heard she had some beef with
Speaker 10: Jess in the first episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, okay, so then oh right yeah, because the
Speaker 1: whole so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt the kissy poo.
Speaker 1: I mean, there was so so so then we had
Speaker 1: so then they kissed, so everybody they were like kiss kiss, kiss,
Speaker 1: and and then they kissed and they were passed. So
Speaker 1: then it's time for a toast, and only one person
Speaker 1: gave a toast, Rachel. Rachel gave the toast, and she
Speaker 1: really stuck her landing and he loved it. He was
Speaker 1: he was here for it. He liked it. And she
Speaker 1: got the first dance and they were like making out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of the one of the contestants said something like
Speaker 4: they but they did have chemistry, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they did, they.
Speaker 1: Did, and it felt like it felt like a like
Speaker 1: a grown up. She felt more poised, She felt more
Speaker 1: adult than someone like she felt.
Speaker 2: Okay, Gareth, go for a Jarris.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you're right. I think she did. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: How like I loved it, obviously, I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: it over ca.
Speaker 5: Okay, Garret Garrett In the Land of the Blind, the
Speaker 5: man with one eye is king.
Speaker 3: So because everyone's crazy and she's.
Speaker 5: A little normal, she she seems great because everyone is
Speaker 5: so crazy.
Speaker 3: While Evelyn dies of internal bleeding.
Speaker 5: You see a fairly normal person and you're like, wow,
Speaker 5: this is a missing Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the land and the land of the blind
Speaker 1: one eyed man is king or woman or woman? The
Speaker 1: person a person? Okay, great, my canl.
Speaker 3: Like such a deep quote? Take care now, everybody.
Speaker 1: J Jerif Jerriff.
Speaker 3: I'm drinking real white claws in my car. I blew
Speaker 3: that meeting. How is your big business meeting? I don't
Speaker 3: want to talk about it?
Speaker 5: Said that quote about the one eyed one eyed man quote,
Speaker 5: I'm ate up on that napkin, and boy, it's ship.
Speaker 5: The bed the bed was ship wasn't even a bed
Speaker 5: and overboard I had that beating it overboarded.
Speaker 3: I really fucked it.
Speaker 5: Ven a sister, and I'm not a woman. It was
Speaker 5: not gonna be good from ged. They only do you know,
Speaker 5: you know the tag They only do sisters.
Speaker 6: We we don't do one eyed people.
Speaker 5: So but I am king where I'm so all right,
Speaker 5: I'll leave that enjoy right, all right?
Speaker 3: I'll leave the resume in case. You guys just leave
Speaker 3: it to drop.
Speaker 5: It, Okay, moving on and drop it all right, don't
Speaker 5: put it on the desk, right mayanwhile sing walkout.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Michael Bolton is singing When a man Loves a woman.
Speaker 1: They are kissing. Maria's feeling jealous and she's like they
Speaker 1: could be each other's types. So then they go. She
Speaker 1: goes and she pulls them aside. She's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can't breathe in this dress. Let me go take all
Speaker 1: my clothes.
Speaker 3: It was quite a move.
Speaker 1: I mean, doctor Banana, Katie Levine, we've done this a
Speaker 1: long time. Have you, Katie, have you ever seen anything
Speaker 1: I hate?
Speaker 7: I just thought I was like just no, like, don't
Speaker 7: that's not how you want to get a man.
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
Speaker 9: I know you think you're.
Speaker 7: Hot, and you are hot, and like, I.
Speaker 15: Don't know if you saw his face light up, he
Speaker 15: was like his pants light up, his neck grew three,
Speaker 15: and I was looking.
Speaker 9: I was looking for his boner when they were making up.
Speaker 1: I know she was there, I didn't see it.
Speaker 9: And then he didn't stand up, So.
Speaker 5: Behalf of men he had a boner if he didn't
Speaker 5: stand up. Anytime a guy's not standing, he's hard.
Speaker 6: We're hard right now.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask, it'd be insulting. You'd ask when our
Speaker 3: penises a chair is fully total. Right now. We're harder
Speaker 3: than getting into overboard. We're very particular. We only do
Speaker 3: one eyed sister.
Speaker 5: Speaking, which I got one of those that I can't
Speaker 5: stand up to. I got a one eye just write
Speaker 5: to sign, put her on a veil.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: O my god, we're hard, Oh my god, oh fuck wow. Okay.
Speaker 5: But it was also funny that it was that a
Speaker 5: to B because I was like, I'm gonna slip into
Speaker 5: something more comfortable.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is such a trope. What is
Speaker 3: she gonna do? And then it was like, oh, you
Speaker 3: literally are gonna do that thing to come out it last.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was literally like.
Speaker 3: It was hot already.
Speaker 6: I was already like, oh this is hot.
Speaker 9: And it left something to the imagination.
Speaker 5: But also it is okay when she didn't honestly leave
Speaker 5: something that I thought it was a good you loved
Speaker 5: I mean, it worked, it worked, you guys liked it.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, here's what it did do for her,
Speaker 4: whether she wins or not. Locked in that rose Rose
Speaker 4: was guaranteed that you also.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm gonna sound I'm gonna sound very old fashioned. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that gets you to fantasy suites. But I
Speaker 1: don't think you win with it.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying, because like, you want him to
Speaker 7: fall in love with your personality, not I don't.
Speaker 4: Think she wants to be on the show. She's got
Speaker 4: a Sprinkles dynasty.
Speaker 3: She doesn't need him. He needs her money.
Speaker 1: This is she's got Jubilee Candy money, right, look it up.
Speaker 9: It is sprinkles, like literally, just sprinkles.
Speaker 6: It's just we just do sprinkles. Why did I think
Speaker 6: of that?
Speaker 1: He didn't like because her.
Speaker 3: Dad No, no, no, sprinkles.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 6: Look, we know we can mold sugar into lots of differings.
Speaker 3: You're not understanding. We do Jimmy's.
Speaker 10: Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy the website.
Speaker 1: Okay. So then so then she's like, he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep me on my toes and she goes,
Speaker 1: Emma Jane is yeah, yes, and then she's like and
Speaker 1: she's like, He's like, well, you know, I gotta say
Speaker 1: at this moment, this is the only thing on my mind.
Speaker 1: And then they just made out a sexy kids.
Speaker 9: It was a good you know, the camera's positioned.
Speaker 3: Well, well, they know what to do.
Speaker 5: They know they're not trying to give you that boners
Speaker 5: just narration.
Speaker 7: I've mentioned this before, but I next one who was
Speaker 7: on Dancing with the Stars and they said they gave
Speaker 7: him this underwear that had like bals of wood right
Speaker 7: over the crotch.
Speaker 16: Whoa you would Yeah that is crazy.
Speaker 3: Do you want the balls underwear?
Speaker 1: Because it's all thin. I can't hold it down.
Speaker 2: It's like hamster shaving.
Speaker 1: It will hold it is very thin, hamster show.
Speaker 3: This can't be true. It's thin, Like do you want the.
Speaker 2: Water bottle to it looks like hamster shaving?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: By the way, already like when you were like you
Speaker 1: a hand like super.
Speaker 5: Thin hash helping super I also was picturing hamster shaving container.
Speaker 3: That's not what you were pitching. You're pitching the wood
Speaker 3: that made that got shaved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: It's way better.
Speaker 7: Than Maybe he's wearing Boner Patrol or youre we don't know,
Speaker 7: or maybe.
Speaker 6: Is the brand called Boner Patrol, because I'm taking that
Speaker 6: right now writing on this napkins.
Speaker 4: Jerry swapped already wester shaving underwear, and that's it.
Speaker 3: So you've got overboard and the hamster underwear.
Speaker 6: The overboard has already gone under.
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, the irony, I'm harder.
Speaker 3: Oh my lord?
Speaker 5: Alright, So we put everything into the hamster shaving under
Speaker 5: patrol faces did what I'm not talking about it, just
Speaker 5: do the.
Speaker 3: The city Okay, it's not good.
Speaker 1: Okay. So then they were kissy.
Speaker 3: Lauren goes, why'd you change?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, why did you change?
Speaker 2: Why did you change?
Speaker 1: When she walked in the women's faces, Oh yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: was like what you what she was doing?
Speaker 5: Because she could have changed again and come back out,
Speaker 5: but she was like, She's like, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: Out Jesus crying and she's feeling really triggered, and she's
Speaker 1: like so then he pulls her aside and she played
Speaker 1: this well. It could have easily not worked. He falls
Speaker 1: for her bullshit, but it.
Speaker 3: Was such bullshit.
Speaker 6: It was so big and non specific.
Speaker 4: It was like, I've had relationships before and who yeah,
Speaker 4: he's also over comforts.
Speaker 1: I know he's good. He's good. And a tear a
Speaker 1: tear way.
Speaker 3: No, don't cry in your calculat implant. What's going on?
Speaker 3: What's up? How we doing.
Speaker 1: She's so lucky, jes lucky that she's a husky voice
Speaker 1: and a Southern accent. Yeah, she's like, I do just
Speaker 1: feel your trigger?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry you dated.
Speaker 7: I've been through a lot and I'm just really I
Speaker 7: lost myself and my last relationship there was infidelity, and
Speaker 7: I've spent two years trying to build myself back up.
Speaker 1: And it just fucks. And I already feel safe here
Speaker 1: with someone.
Speaker 3: And twenty four there was infidelity.
Speaker 6: She cheated.
Speaker 3: I would have said, chet, I could not cheating.
Speaker 1: You're right there with infidelity.
Speaker 4: Infidelity on whose party?
Speaker 1: Evil?
Speaker 10: I think twenty five and under cheating doesn't matter. Everyone's cheating.
Speaker 10: You're all idiots.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come right back with our our one on Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh I need a sexual time out and we're back. Boy,
Speaker 1: what a podcast has been so far. I'm just my
Speaker 1: top five I think all time phase.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, now it's going to go down in horrible.
Speaker 3: In the middle of it again. Pick up the pace, Jarry,
Speaker 3: Here we go it.
Speaker 1: Ye sends it all.
Speaker 3: Remember who you are?
Speaker 6: Oh God, to protect your heart.
Speaker 1: So then we're back, and so now we get a
Speaker 1: one on one day. Oh good, put the woman who's
Speaker 1: newly trying to hear on a helicopter and at a
Speaker 1: music festival.
Speaker 5: What the fuck smart these producers think about stuff. But
Speaker 5: the woman whose father will never be at her wedding,
Speaker 5: and a wedding from full of those kidding married.
Speaker 3: Days to a date in a wind tunnel.
Speaker 6: She can't hear well.
Speaker 1: So Daisy gets a one on one. She's so darling.
Speaker 1: She needs to tell him she's absolutely adorable. She needs to.
Speaker 1: She's been she's only been a one date since her
Speaker 1: cocular implant, and so she's like, you know, she's like look.
Speaker 1: And then and she was also Lauren was talking.
Speaker 3: About Colear co clear. I don't know, I think it's clear.
Speaker 6: You're saying it like nuclear.
Speaker 1: Clear, co clear nuclear, you're doing the nuclear thing.
Speaker 2: It's co clear.
Speaker 3: Is a nuclear implant?
Speaker 6: It right, it's a nuclear nuclear implant.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's cocular cocular. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: My apologies. You know what, We're gonna look it up
Speaker 1: between this episode in the next episode, and if we
Speaker 1: get one of those.
Speaker 9: Things where you think too hard about a word.
Speaker 3: And you're like, look, Gary, Hollywood were idiots. That's the
Speaker 3: fairest crimer for all of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then Laurens and Joey, she's like, look, it's
Speaker 1: my fault. She has a moment with Joey before and
Speaker 1: the Laura and the crying sister. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: my dad, you know she's not gonna be there for
Speaker 1: my wedding, and grief isn't linear, so I just shut.
Speaker 2: Down, so, like, you know.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for her.
Speaker 6: This was what I know.
Speaker 2: There was a little moment she told the older.
Speaker 4: Sister, Yeah, she finally got her chance. She was like,
Speaker 4: I need to finally talk to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was.
Speaker 3: Grumpy puss before. Yeah, and she's like she was, but
Speaker 3: here's the hilarious part. She's crying.
Speaker 4: She's more waters pouring out of her face than I've
Speaker 4: ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was crazy, and it cuts and.
Speaker 4: All I was thinking at the moment was can someone
Speaker 4: just get her a Kleenex or something? And he and
Speaker 4: it cuts to him like a one shot, and he's like,
Speaker 4: I wish there was something I could do.
Speaker 3: And he's got this white striking, white only handkerchief.
Speaker 4: If there was only something I could anything, just pull
Speaker 4: the handkerchief out herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you run overboard. Only only two sisters,
Speaker 1: you would have comforted.
Speaker 3: That sister, comfort her.
Speaker 6: Okay, so we had one.
Speaker 1: Eye left, so that just Jess cropped them one on
Speaker 1: one day, so that she was nervous.
Speaker 2: They're going on a helicopter.
Speaker 1: It's hard to hear her relief.
Speaker 3: When she could hear.
Speaker 2: Him, she was so darling.
Speaker 3: She really was so cute.
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. She feels like a girlfriend. She's like
Speaker 1: a dream version of a girlfriend. She's like, who you
Speaker 1: want to be your girl?
Speaker 6: Going to hurt her?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 2: Jerry think her heart's gonna get broken.
Speaker 3: And this isn't tragic in some wae she's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be the bachelorette, we think.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 10: Or she hurts him.
Speaker 1: No, she's not gonna hurt him. Okay, what do you think.
Speaker 2: Why you think she could barrel roll out?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 10: Well I don't know that whole ending with him being
Speaker 10: like Billie Eilis, but I.
Speaker 1: Think it could because he broke up with the fucking
Speaker 1: Christmas Street Farm and he can't handle he feels guilty.
Speaker 2: Do you think she will win or do you think
Speaker 2: she'll be a bachelorette or.
Speaker 3: I think if she doesn't win, she'll be bachelorette. I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 5: He's so over understanding that I feel like it's kind
Speaker 5: of fake.
Speaker 2: He seems to like brunettes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's like everybody's like, go just crying. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's cool whatever.
Speaker 10: He has sisters, so I think he's just like us off.
Speaker 6: What did you say?
Speaker 3: We're back in business? Sorry, let me hang out my shingle.
Speaker 5: We're open, we're patrol back.
Speaker 10: His sisters were pretty funny, remember they were really are they?
Speaker 3: Are they in clubs? What are they doing?
Speaker 6: How many eyes do they have?
Speaker 3: Total cumulated? What's the I count betwixt them?
Speaker 6: Cancel the sawdust underpants prototypes. We're doing this.
Speaker 5: Thank god, I'm dancing with the stars. Do you want
Speaker 5: the dusters? Do you want to set us off us?
Speaker 5: The butter patrol is incredibly painful. This is incredibly painful,
Speaker 5: So don't move in. These are dance or anything like that.
Speaker 5: We tape it five Oh gods.
Speaker 1: Prototype under.
Speaker 3: The prototype type, you can't these it's hamster shaving dance.
Speaker 5: So these are hamster for and you're not gonna be
Speaker 5: able to break through these.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of a jungle. One hundred percent saw that.
Speaker 5: That's the idea uple the only sawduster.
Speaker 3: You're dancing, there's no barrier between you and the comfortable.
Speaker 3: I need you to, I need you to be honest.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get your fifty dollars either way. But that's
Speaker 3: what you like shaving or so this is the.
Speaker 4: Shavings of the hamster or just a plank of balt
Speaker 4: of wood strapped to your junk.
Speaker 5: Look it looks like the Bowling Alley or do you
Speaker 5: want hamster pieces there? Either way into a lot of deadends.
Speaker 1: So then we have then we have then they go
Speaker 1: on the date and uh so then they go they're
Speaker 1: in the they're they're going to the Beach Life ranch.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile they're kissing.
Speaker 1: It feels like a real Orange County. It's gotta be
Speaker 1: Orange County.
Speaker 7: Where is that like next to Manhattan Beach?
Speaker 1: So there you don't really need to kick a copter
Speaker 1: into that. But all right, so they just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure in here, kay or put it on like
Speaker 1: an open convertible. Okay, so they're kissing the copters.
Speaker 3: We're going to skydive into the show. This Daisy.
Speaker 1: I think they're kissing the copter and they have the
Speaker 1: I mean truly, it's the meanest producers in the world.
Speaker 1: Like they would do that. It's like the same people
Speaker 1: would be like, you stupid.
Speaker 17: Bitch, get in the hot how three two, let's stop
Speaker 17: whatever it does.
Speaker 3: Move Jesus Christ. We're going over Tonto. We have an
Speaker 3: eight minute ride. Joey act like you're the architect of
Speaker 3: this move.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get through those episodes that we have.
Speaker 1: So then there, so she's like, so, then Jess got
Speaker 1: the group date. Roses by the way, the villain got
Speaker 1: the group dates. So then they're in the Holy chapter.
Speaker 1: It's hard to hear. They're kissing on the thing. There's
Speaker 1: the beach Life ranch. And then they're kissing and they
Speaker 1: have some food and they're gonna watch her favorite band,
Speaker 1: The Bahamas.
Speaker 3: They're great, and we find out I represent them. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, are they sisters? All of them? What they
Speaker 3: didn't they look like eyes? I look like a group
Speaker 3: of men. All the Bahamas they're all women and their sisters. Wow, wow, didn't.
Speaker 5: Come up the one client and the Bahamas seems like
Speaker 5: I'm okay, it's an actual white.
Speaker 1: So then we have.
Speaker 6: And filled it with vodcast.
Speaker 5: Him drinking real white claws from the zero White Claw.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they make an alcoholic one. It's a real problem.
Speaker 5: Listen, this is a crazy pitch. But I think Jerry
Speaker 5: is putting real white claw in the fake white.
Speaker 6: And shut your mouth, your horror mout.
Speaker 1: Jerry's coming Jerreff Jared Circlub. So then we find out
Speaker 1: she does a nonprofit, but she doesn't tell him about
Speaker 1: She doesn't look at Anna, she doesn't Shanna. Okay, she
Speaker 1: doesn't tell him about her about her hearing loss. Yet
Speaker 1: she's waiting. I like him, I mean, like, I really
Speaker 1: respect that she's just and I have compassion where she's
Speaker 1: just doing the best she can, trying to like and
Speaker 1: like just letting herself have a date. Doctor.
Speaker 3: And you're a little emotional over that conversation. What do
Speaker 3: you think of what happens?
Speaker 1: Okay? So that it's hard. It's not as hard as
Speaker 1: they both are as hard. It's hard, as hard as overboard.
Speaker 1: They're both as hard as it is. Okay. So then
Speaker 1: so then we have there watching the Bahamas.
Speaker 6: They said they made him dance on stage.
Speaker 1: They dance sound so cringe.
Speaker 3: Water bottle no, I'm not kidding. Surprised that didn't happen.
Speaker 6: I want that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, I feel it, she says, I
Speaker 1: feel sad sometimes I want to tell him. So then
Speaker 1: they go for dinner and it's like it's I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel for her as a person who's been on
Speaker 1: dates with people who are like, so are your parents?
Speaker 1: He still family in Rhde Island. You're like kinda, You're like,
Speaker 1: you have things to hide when you don't want to
Speaker 1: freak people out, and they're like, so are you close.
Speaker 2: With you you're still married?
Speaker 5: You're like, do you have one above your whole life?
Speaker 3: You're just sitting there.
Speaker 1: When you're trying to hide things and when people are
Speaker 1: asking you things. I mean like this is different than
Speaker 1: but like like when you feel like you don't want
Speaker 1: to overwhelm somebody with something that might scare that.
Speaker 4: With this episode, this is a hard episode to watch,
Speaker 4: this second episode, And I want to know if every
Speaker 4: second episode of the Bachelor is like quickly, we have
Speaker 4: to speed run our trauma. We have to tell you
Speaker 4: what makes me unique and what the thing is, what
Speaker 4: that my thing is? And I'm gonna cry, But they
Speaker 4: all cry about whatever the thing by design, But I.
Speaker 1: Do think hers is something that he did need to
Speaker 1: know because it's early enough in the season that would
Speaker 1: be weird if it took long like he needed to know.
Speaker 5: It is true, though, you have to like unfurl your
Speaker 5: personality your trauma so quickly.
Speaker 3: But if it's a date like this, it makes a
Speaker 3: little more sense.
Speaker 5: But it is it's like competitive trauma crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we found out every single yes.
Speaker 2: But this one is the one of all of them.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, this is the only one that I'm like,
Speaker 1: she does have to just let him go, because I
Speaker 1: do believe it's that she's saying that she has to
Speaker 1: see his eye. And I actually felt like at the
Speaker 1: road at the Rose ceremony, I felt like he was
Speaker 1: kind of like actually being mindful of her and kind
Speaker 1: of like I've noticed he. I felt like he was
Speaker 1: like making sure that she understood, which was sweet. And
Speaker 1: so we find out that at eleven years old, she
Speaker 1: had a like a stroke like seizure and she got
Speaker 1: sick and she couldn't walk a block and she found
Speaker 1: it she has lime diseases. Horrud horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: So then I thought she was just.
Speaker 3: Going to say, I know the hearing thing, but it
Speaker 3: was like it was a lot of history.
Speaker 1: I mean it was a lot. It was a lot.
Speaker 10: But I think it's connected because lime disease does attack
Speaker 10: your nervous system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could. I think I think that's I think
Speaker 1: that's sort of like how this led to that led
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 10: Then she went to Germany.
Speaker 2: So then she went to Germany and she was.
Speaker 10: Actually have really good lime research there, so few.
Speaker 9: Lime disease is it scares me someone who constantly.
Speaker 1: And so and so. Also just if you go to
Speaker 1: the northeast where like because growing up in a town
Speaker 1: that everybody where check also if you do stay there,
Speaker 1: just check and see if you have like the bullet
Speaker 1: mark on your like and then go and me you
Speaker 1: got to go immediately for the antibiotics immediately and just
Speaker 1: check yourself. Yeah, okay, anyway, that's how our lime disease up.
Speaker 1: But it's true, like, don't funk around, Okay. So then
Speaker 1: she's like, look, it's always going to make me a
Speaker 1: little different. So we found out that she has her
Speaker 1: she had the cocular implant, cocular implant, the plant and
Speaker 1: then and that.
Speaker 2: She but then it actually like some people.
Speaker 1: It worked for her. It all sounds so it all
Speaker 1: worked out and so now so she showed it to
Speaker 1: him and and it was just like and he goes,
Speaker 1: I just think it makes you so much more interesting
Speaker 1: and like so he was just so grol like they're
Speaker 1: so cute. She's adorable, and I felt like.
Speaker 10: The she's got a great smile, like she did, but
Speaker 10: she smiles because dorrible, Like.
Speaker 2: She's so sweet. Yeah, I think she's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be the bachelorette.
Speaker 10: I hope.
Speaker 9: So do you think they're gonna enough to go?
Speaker 1: She would you do? That's fun? I hope they did.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 6: Do you really think that?
Speaker 1: I just haven't seen him.
Speaker 9: Have a connection like that with anyone else.
Speaker 1: But the first the first date never wins for the guys.
Speaker 1: The first date falls hard, and then they keep them
Speaker 1: apart for like eight episodes and then they never get
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 7: It is such a pattern they do that, and then
Speaker 7: they get horny for sexy sixty time. I think it's like, oh,
Speaker 7: look at them, they're the front run like that, like
Speaker 7: Diana had the first one.
Speaker 1: On his it is early you found out about his mom,
Speaker 1: like Diana had the first date, and like so you
Speaker 1: think this is it and then they get horny for somebody.
Speaker 7: But they just had like, I don't know, I could
Speaker 7: see he seemed to really like like her.
Speaker 1: So then so then we're on our group date and
Speaker 1: then he's embarrassed and he and he's flipping a tire
Speaker 1: and he's putting his.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's got his shirt off.
Speaker 1: And I liked that. He came up and he was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys have your shirt. I'm gonna put my shirt on.
Speaker 10: Like he didn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't seem to want to play that bullshit.
Speaker 1: And and they have the Bachelor alumni Demi and.
Speaker 10: Jubileelee dude long time, long time from Ben Higgins.
Speaker 1: Season and she was in a marine right, And so
Speaker 1: then they're doing like a paint battle and with.
Speaker 10: The rules being absolute nonsense, ran.
Speaker 4: Why was anybody even bothering? Why weren't they just wrestling
Speaker 4: over the stuff.
Speaker 3: They sense now in retrospect.
Speaker 1: Sure, so Duena ran real hard and she does it
Speaker 1: was like I got your heart immediately, and then it
Speaker 1: was best and then Kelsey won and then and then
Speaker 1: a Duena got another one, and and then she got
Speaker 1: the she got the one on one time with him,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know what, I don't feel sad.
Speaker 1: It was a weird announcement. I'm like, I don't feel sad.
Speaker 1: I don't feel sad that I got on one time
Speaker 1: with Jerry, with Joey Jerry. I'm trying to jerif jerreed.
Speaker 3: Okay, the only sitting bachelor.
Speaker 1: Jerry is the team of two, so trying to be vulnerable.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't like to talk about him.
Speaker 1: So that game.
Speaker 2: That game was silly.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean they were just wanted them to hurt
Speaker 9: each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also making them exercise first. It's like, oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is dumb.
Speaker 6: It's not a group date.
Speaker 3: This exercises. I like to break a sweat, Okay, now
Speaker 3: start doing jumping jacks.
Speaker 1: Lame. Yeah, did you like it?
Speaker 3: I mean it seemed dumb.
Speaker 5: I get like visually, you're like, I mean it's it's
Speaker 5: for the simple minded.
Speaker 1: A game.
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, someone won, but we don't really know what
Speaker 3: the rules were. Yeah, it was just most valuable.
Speaker 5: But yeah it was captured the flag with paint some
Speaker 5: not even paintball, just balloons of paint.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. It was balloons of point pain.
Speaker 3: Paint and I made a balloon of point. Thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 6: Lots of good balloons of points here.
Speaker 3: We listen, we're all throwing them wherever we can.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of good balloons of points here.
Speaker 1: I agree, so that we have so then one on
Speaker 1: one duenagainst the date and she goes and she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to be vulnerable and it was.
Speaker 3: Just in his room always so fucking creepy to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 10: It just felt like you can't don't.
Speaker 3: It's your ship.
Speaker 4: It's the point when she walked into the room, weird
Speaker 4: thought was he's not going to give her the rose
Speaker 4: and he's going to kind of send her home because
Speaker 4: it felt so soar and it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't in someone's room, because it's like intimate.
Speaker 3: Yes, you just want to be like look, I mean public. Yeah,
Speaker 3: go fucking get a burger?
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything very quick.
Speaker 3: We are here's my room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, here's my room.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've thought it as a comic and it is not
Speaker 5: a good look. Just like you want to come to
Speaker 5: the room.
Speaker 3: French fries.
Speaker 5: Yeah you want to, Yeah, you want to go to
Speaker 5: the fantasy.
Speaker 3: It's a laky so.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's not that Keith, it's not tell me everything
Speaker 4: bad that happened to you.
Speaker 3: I mean he's thinking someone on a helicopter ride. And
Speaker 3: then here's what you do. You want to come to
Speaker 3: my room. Let's Sharon Ottoman.
Speaker 6: Yeah you like, And there's nothing to it. It's just
Speaker 6: a conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a hook.
Speaker 1: So she's like, so she grew up. She grew up
Speaker 1: in an African household, and she's the first girl child,
Speaker 1: and she was always cleaning up and taking care of
Speaker 1: the younger children and cooking and cleaning, and so failure
Speaker 1: is not an option for her. She just has to
Speaker 1: keep going. She's lovely. She started crying and he wiped it.
Speaker 1: He's good at wiping the tears.
Speaker 10: Love to wipe a tear.
Speaker 5: The idea that he's kerchiefed always, and he's like, man,
Speaker 5: I wish I had some.
Speaker 4: He's always kerchiefed up, and he just uses his disgusting
Speaker 4: to like, smear it.
Speaker 1: You cur chiefed up?
Speaker 3: Lot's coming out?
Speaker 6: Did you not live through COVID bro.
Speaker 3: Let me sneeze him off?
Speaker 1: That's weird. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, they're all crying.
Speaker 4: They're all all crying, every single one. It was just like, whoa.
Speaker 1: Meanwhy you know what, We're going to take a break
Speaker 1: and we're going to come back to the temperamental rose
Speaker 1: ceremony and you know what, and I'm going to call
Speaker 1: it post of the week. I think it's not just tweek. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm regressive.
Speaker 8: Bone zone.
Speaker 1: Let's get in the bone zone guys, and were back.
Speaker 3: We are? Guy, Come on, how is your stretch? It's
Speaker 3: so good?
Speaker 1: So good? Did you do on your break? Did you
Speaker 1: get anything fun?
Speaker 14: Me?
Speaker 8: Neither?
Speaker 3: I paid it paid on ven I paid. Make sure
Speaker 3: it's private.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, yes, okay, here we are so I so
Speaker 1: so we find so then here we go to the
Speaker 1: big did you see the age battle?
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna love this all right? So what's her name?
Speaker 3: You're not gonna love?
Speaker 1: Medina is thirty one and she's really struggling because she's
Speaker 1: thirty one and I don't know if you.
Speaker 10: Know, it's Kelsey t also thirty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, I'm the oldest one here, ancient and
Speaker 1: she's like it's like, I'm worried my time is running out.
Speaker 1: I think I did yes right, my time.
Speaker 2: Is running out.
Speaker 1: And Mario was like, what the fuck I'm twenty nine, like,
Speaker 1: and she had a point. She was like I think
Speaker 1: that's fucking awesome, Like if Duey likes you, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Like you just have it, like there's nothing wrong with that,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't like why who cares? You know? And
Speaker 1: Andia but like Medina is so close to Deef. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Medina was like so close.
Speaker 3: Was like I'm sure I think she's the wrong bachelor.
Speaker 1: She was literally like I'm thirty one, I'm disgusting. And
Speaker 1: I was like, so then I have to say Maria
Speaker 1: had a point. She was like girl, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Even though Maria is absolutely off her like Sprinkles Rocker,
Speaker 1: She's like she had a point of like Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: twenty nine, I'm older than him. I'm like, okay, who cares.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 6: Maria was being kind of bitchy.
Speaker 4: It's like she was talking shit and and unnecessarily like
Speaker 4: why did you even focus on that? Like why did
Speaker 4: you feel the need to go talk to someone because
Speaker 4: she wants to go Like what is she whining about?
Speaker 3: I'm old till.
Speaker 2: She's going to she wants to go to Paradise, She's
Speaker 2: doing camera time.
Speaker 3: She she's definitely going to paradise.
Speaker 1: She's going to paradise.
Speaker 3: It's just a weird thing to seize on.
Speaker 4: It's like, this person's being vulnerable and they're expressing their
Speaker 4: like insecurities. You don't need to go to someone about shame.
Speaker 1: Somebody shaming someone for their.
Speaker 4: Let me go put on my ship talking out for.
Speaker 1: It's literally you're right, it is like shaming somebody for
Speaker 1: their for their vulnerability.
Speaker 4: And she did have an attitude, and she did have
Speaker 4: a tone, and she's being disingenuous when she said she didn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, well, she was worried that she wasn't going
Speaker 1: to get a rose.
Speaker 3: So Medina because she's old and almost dead.
Speaker 1: But Maria, but then, but then Maria was also worried
Speaker 1: that she was to be controversial.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Sydney, she was like, I'm going to say something.
Speaker 1: And then did they kiss? I wrote down kiss? Did
Speaker 1: they kiss? They don't know why?
Speaker 9: I fell asleep?
Speaker 1: She was the Newport. She was the Newport.
Speaker 3: They didn't.
Speaker 10: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think, so okay, So that was also last picked.
Speaker 2: Duena goes Joey's gonna be my husband?
Speaker 1: And then uh Taylor, she intervened Taylor put herself in
Speaker 1: the middle of the bullship between between what's her name
Speaker 1: Medina Medina and Maria. Yeah, Taylor put herself in the
Speaker 1: They literally looked.
Speaker 3: The same, the one of them, the one who told Medina,
Speaker 3: yeah that.
Speaker 1: Is talking about all the age. Okay, yes, so then Lexi.
Speaker 6: Was gonna win, by the way, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Now is that?
Speaker 10: Why? Why why do she does like the painting and
Speaker 10: goes like I was a museum.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she did the goofy, funny painting. She normal, She
Speaker 6: seems like he's attracted to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was hot and she's.
Speaker 2: Gonna win, and he's and he's gonna break up a daisy.
Speaker 3: And keep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because usually the Bachelor, the winner is you don't
Speaker 1: see in the beginning with the bat She's.
Speaker 4: One of those where it's like, why don't we see
Speaker 4: more of this girl at the right time.
Speaker 6: Yes, she's going far.
Speaker 1: You're right, she is gonna win. I think you're right
Speaker 1: because it was actually she actually did it. Well, she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm a painter, I told she said, she actually played
Speaker 1: it with man like I have an art show coming up,
Speaker 1: I've been some museums, and then like she actually did it,
Speaker 1: and it was a really stupid painting, and he.
Speaker 3: Went along with a mad He was like, you're in
Speaker 3: that got you in a museum. She's like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was a cute flirty.
Speaker 1: That was a cute flirty. That is good banter. That's
Speaker 1: good early like early days fun bullshit, that's fun.
Speaker 3: And if you're not standing out at the beginning on
Speaker 3: a show like this, that is good.
Speaker 6: I think it's a good time.
Speaker 1: I agree with you.
Speaker 3: Because it means you're just like, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Normal, Yeah right, I can hang out. I can hang Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not terrified. And Thursday, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: You haven't said kissy poo yet. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then she said and then there was another poo.
Speaker 1: She said it was kissy poo and something else, which
Speaker 1: kissochi poo poo, And then it was something another poo.
Speaker 2: There was another pooh.
Speaker 3: She had another pool. So then this woman keeps pooing
Speaker 3: she's a pool.
Speaker 5: And then Joey, joey, I pood outside.
Speaker 3: I made a pooey poo poo.
Speaker 5: Poo, actually pooty poo, jooky pood, shooky pood for real food,
Speaker 5: A juicy poop.
Speaker 3: I really pood really pooty poop. I actually pooty pood.
Speaker 6: Actually pooy poo.
Speaker 3: I went out of the boat that booey pood.
Speaker 5: I actually on the boat, boy pood on the boat,
Speaker 5: not in the pooy poo, pooty poo everywhere.
Speaker 3: Everyone's the poop deck because I pooty pood on the boat.
Speaker 3: You got Katie Katie's back.
Speaker 1: You got Katie.
Speaker 3: I like boo. I like, I don't love the christ
Speaker 3: making fun of you. I could get love.
Speaker 2: So then we have so, then we have so. Then
Speaker 2: Joey goes.
Speaker 1: I like that. I could see the jokester side of her.
Speaker 1: I don't like the word jokester. A silly lady was
Speaker 1: I was like, she's a bit of a jokester. It's
Speaker 1: such a lady boner killer, Like, don't call me jokester.
Speaker 1: A jokester're civilians.
Speaker 10: They don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 6: He's a hot tennis pro. He's not funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it was funny.
Speaker 10: It wasn't like where I was like, wow, okay, one
Speaker 10: woman show, here we come. Like it was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 10: that's cute for a person who's you know, works in
Speaker 10: digital strategy.
Speaker 1: Or so then Medina isau he's spreading out a blanket
Speaker 1: for Joey.
Speaker 3: I'm going to die here.
Speaker 5: Where I choose to pass.
Speaker 3: I'm done.
Speaker 2: So then Maria walks up.
Speaker 1: She's like like he was like. She's like, She's like,
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't feel valued. It's that you're She's like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm old too, you know. And then and then she's like, yeah.
Speaker 6: She didn't want to take part. Yeah in whatever Marie is.
Speaker 2: Maria's bullshes that she was bringing.
Speaker 3: Was like, I actually thought that was cool.
Speaker 4: On Medina's party, she was like, Okay, I know this information.
Speaker 4: I'm not She didn't go storming after Maria.
Speaker 3: Why are you talking shit? And it was Maria who's like,
Speaker 3: I don't want this drama. But she's the one.
Speaker 5: Always there's always one of these who lights the fuse
Speaker 5: that is like, what's with this fuse?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Someone lit it.
Speaker 6: I'm not that girl, and it's like you are one.
Speaker 1: You are that girl. Meanwhile, Maria goes, this is the
Speaker 1: dumbest fight in Batch history.
Speaker 3: You that you are wrong?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and also watched an episode what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, made Joey a jean jacket that was nice, sweet
Speaker 1: and she she put on it for t r R.
Speaker 1: She's here for the right reason.
Speaker 3: Nice. She's the one who jumped over a.
Speaker 4: Tables embroidered app actual, pooh poot.
Speaker 3: With a p with a poo.
Speaker 10: Actual?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna chat to for TRR?
Speaker 3: You're obviously yes, good duh.
Speaker 4: Yeah for trn't know you do it on your heart.
Speaker 5: Can't see it when I buy the twelve or a
Speaker 5: mick Ultrip twelver the white clothes. But I pour into
Speaker 5: this one that was from two thousand, do jesus, Jerry,
Speaker 5: So that's my medicine.
Speaker 3: Why was it hot.
Speaker 10: One can?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 10: He didn't long fifteen.
Speaker 3: Colories sugar cues in zero valories.
Speaker 6: I love you, I love you.
Speaker 16: He called one of the women, van helsing, okays is
Speaker 16: cry twelve minutes.
Speaker 2: So then the tears are coming.
Speaker 1: So then so then so then Lauren so that Lauren
Speaker 1: was like, Lauren was like I wanted to keep it together,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to have a du over of
Speaker 1: the wedding. And then she's like, good for you, good
Speaker 1: for you, you know what. And so then she's like,
Speaker 1: guess what I want the cake? Well, well now I'm
Speaker 1: fucking pissed off more it's not even my cake. Oh no,
Speaker 1: Now I'm in a fucking bad mood. I'm already I was.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even in a good mood today, but now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking I hate it here. Fuck this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go home. I'm so sick of crying. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to be talking to you. I'm in a
Speaker 1: bad mood. Everybody here and their mother. I fuck this.
Speaker 1: It's not even red velvet. I'm not I'm more mad.
Speaker 5: I hope someone finds this notebook on a bus or something.
Speaker 1: And she goes, guess what, you're handsome much fuck?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll see you at hometown.
Speaker 1: Incredible?
Speaker 10: Exit the cake and then throws Everybody.
Speaker 1: Throws the cake. Nobody's ever eaten the cake without throwing
Speaker 1: it on the batch.
Speaker 3: It's good TV. But if she's one percent actually like.
Speaker 2: This, yeah, she'll never get it again.
Speaker 6: You'll never see a wiener.
Speaker 3: Yeah. From to the Northeast.
Speaker 10: There's a man being like that's my really Yeah, Like
Speaker 10: like Jill Boston's like.
Speaker 14: Oh my, she's gotten am from she's salted person. But
Speaker 14: have you been to the Northeast grounds deal worker? Some
Speaker 14: guy named Dirk is like Wow, she's a stunner.
Speaker 2: Dirk is like Sully.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, attitude, the complaining, the non stop.
Speaker 5: Stop, She's got it all, get back, She's gonna be
Speaker 5: just fine.
Speaker 3: Toss my cake. I only do sisters, it's my policy too.
Speaker 4: Only one eyed quadruplet sisters that play country music and
Speaker 4: red dues.
Speaker 5: Of one eyed just Redondo Beach is a town preach life,
Speaker 5: we got it, preach like, hold got it, hold on,
Speaker 5: we'll call it beach life and the land of red Velvet.
Speaker 5: Only one could be cake ship. Hold on, We'll get there.
Speaker 3: Will be a.
Speaker 6: Concert that caters only to the heart of hearing.
Speaker 1: Let's go all right, got Katie, you got you got?
Speaker 3: Kati is messed up.
Speaker 6: They put her in a helicopter and took her con.
Speaker 3: Throw in auditory.
Speaker 4: Hell so she comes clean and that's right, that's it.
Speaker 5: Trump's blindfolded, fireworks, larger repair, airplane engine.
Speaker 6: The zoo when when it's an elephant meeting, it's perfect.
Speaker 3: She'll be at the gage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, so look, can we just say,
Speaker 1: Erica don't be at the rose ceremony?
Speaker 10: And he cut Erica, cut Erica, he cut Taylor, he
Speaker 10: cut Marlena. The one who worked for the Trump and.
Speaker 1: Then sure her Trump.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's in the she was in the Trump administration.
Speaker 1: What the fun?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, go look at her Instagram. She is standing
Speaker 10: photos next home.
Speaker 1: Being like all right, okay, all right, and who else
Speaker 1: went all right? Who do you think it's gonna win? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna do our reviews.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, doctor B and Anna were up to like it
Speaker 1: says two point five, So let's up to two thousand
Speaker 1: and four undred fifty six ratings. That's good.
Speaker 10: Yeah, because what do we want.
Speaker 1: To get to by the end of this year. We
Speaker 1: want to get to three. We want to get to three.
Speaker 3: We can do that.
Speaker 2: I mean literally, that's like fifty a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you guys just go borrow your like cousin's phone
Speaker 1: or whatever, just like if you're out at a bar
Speaker 1: or whatever, just like take somebody his phone, go onto
Speaker 1: the podcast app, open it up, and literally just tap
Speaker 1: to rate five and if you want to, you can
Speaker 1: do a shortened suite. But we got some fun new reviews.
Speaker 2: Here's what we got. Five stars.
Speaker 1: This podcast inspired my and it cuts it off, so
Speaker 1: I don't know what it says, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: say inspired myself to become a champion. To say that
Speaker 1: I love this podcast? Is this from Andrea in Great Falls? Hi, Andrea?
Speaker 1: To say that I love this podcast is an understatement.
Speaker 1: I started with Golden Bachelor and I am now fully
Speaker 1: obsessed and completely late to the party. Well, welcome to
Speaker 1: the party. And boy was this a good episode. This
Speaker 1: is a party. One suggestion? All right, she's got a suggestion,
Speaker 1: doctor Banana. Okay, maybe make your draft power point printable
Speaker 1: so we can use it at home to make notes
Speaker 1: or is that copyright infringement to maybe put that one
Speaker 1: page up somewhere so basically it's on the ABC website.
Speaker 1: You can literally go look at It's all on the
Speaker 1: ABC website on the cast page.
Speaker 10: So you just stating that out, just like upload it.
Speaker 10: She's going to make it turn into a PDF and upload.
Speaker 9: It so we don't have it make like a blank pdf.
Speaker 1: We don't have we literally don't print it all out
Speaker 1: because it's thirty pages. But then we just have one
Speaker 1: sheet with all the ladies on it. We could put
Speaker 1: one sheet with the ladies on it. Maybe yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Whatever you guys want.
Speaker 1: Just to or literally go on the website and just
Speaker 1: print out the cast page.
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's basically screen I just screen grab the cast
Speaker 10: page and then put it on in the Uh what
Speaker 10: is it called the PowerPoint?
Speaker 1: So well, she says, Andrea says, well, I did not
Speaker 1: spend an hour at work pasting and formatting the bios
Speaker 1: so I could print them in color for at home
Speaker 1: note taking purposes. We know that she did. I would
Speaker 1: never do that, and I won't remember to do that
Speaker 1: before the draft season next episode. That would be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We love that she did that. We love your handicraft.
Speaker 1: We don't really do anything different than you're doing, so
Speaker 1: it's just it's just the cast page. But you know
Speaker 1: what we love. We love a crafty gal. We love
Speaker 1: we love somebody who is willing to make the extra step.
Speaker 1: So welcome to the franchise. And I hope you're I
Speaker 1: hope you picked better than I did. Here is another one.
Speaker 1: The only podcast I listened to five stars Madison Gins
Speaker 1: or Madison Gins not sure. I've tried listening to hundreds
Speaker 1: of podcasts about anything in everything, but this is the
Speaker 1: only podcast worth listening to. The breaks between seasons are
Speaker 1: a dull, waking nightmare. I would listen to Arden and
Speaker 1: her production team and guests talk about anything. My only
Speaker 1: note is more Scott Ackerman so I can make my
Speaker 1: boyfriend listen to the show with me. Thank you. We
Speaker 1: love Scott. Thank you for listening. That is such an
Speaker 1: that's a good review. We can listen to us on
Speaker 1: our patreon. Yeah, come to our patreon. So those are
Speaker 1: two reviews that we got. We love that. That's so sweet. Also,
Speaker 1: we have some fun new emails that we got rosepodcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. We got one from Danny Dorian.
Speaker 1: My hype message for the podcast. I absolutely love y'all
Speaker 1: so much. You make me so happy and get me
Speaker 1: through my week. You're all such angels and you can
Speaker 1: just feel the vibrant energy through the podcast. And you know,
Speaker 1: damn well, if Page is gonna be on the podcast,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab me a glass of wine to listen
Speaker 1: in y'all get me through the week well being a
Speaker 1: junior in college.
Speaker 2: PS. If you ever invite a fan on the show,
Speaker 2: I'm a fun gal.
Speaker 1: Well I'm sure you are, Danny Dorian, and thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. Okay, let's go back and we're gonna do
Speaker 1: post of the week. Okay, we're gonna go back and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do Post of the Week. I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 2: Who you think he's gonna win?
Speaker 4: Okay, dude, I'm into Jen Caitlin Kelsey, and I think
Speaker 4: Lexi's gonna win.
Speaker 1: Okay, you think Lexi's gonna win? So and you think
Speaker 1: that Daisy's gonna have her heartbroken?
Speaker 3: Oh tragic, tragical? Okay.
Speaker 2: Who he's gonna win? Dracula?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck?
Speaker 5: I don't know a lot, and I like Jerry's picks,
Speaker 5: but I'll go with Jess.
Speaker 3: Okay, villain? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, now you much?
Speaker 5: If you didn't let me watch twenty minutes of it,
Speaker 5: so keep that in mind, but not trying to.
Speaker 6: If you fuse, he does have chemistry with her.
Speaker 1: If you out stars as Dracula, you could be Jacula Jacula.
Speaker 3: That's a different movie's direct. I've on to sock my call.
Speaker 3: Do we have the underwear for you?
Speaker 4: It's like a wooden steak.
Speaker 5: I've got the pens coffin. That is the problems. It
Speaker 5: only comes out the nice.
Speaker 6: But you're making ardent pitdle Well, do the deck. You're
Speaker 6: gonna love it. I've got plenty of sodusts and hand shading.
Speaker 5: It smells awful, but it's mind only effective confidence hell
Speaker 5: under protype.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you think Jess is gonna win?
Speaker 3: Just to give an answer.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Bachelorette's.
Speaker 3: I think you're right, Daisy.
Speaker 5: If Daisy doesn't win, there is no doubt in my
Speaker 5: mind they're gonna go for the.
Speaker 1: Okay, who's gonna win, Katie? And who's gonna be Bachelorette?
Speaker 9: Daisy's gonna win?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Interesting, Look, I have.
Speaker 9: No idea who's gonna be Bachelorette? I have no because,
Speaker 9: like I.
Speaker 3: Pick what i'd say, Medina, but she ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 9: I don't know Rachel.
Speaker 1: Okay, great? Oh Rachel from Hawaii?
Speaker 3: Katie gruff? Katie is like I slept for some of it? Fuck?
Speaker 3: What do I know? Ye? What I afford to tell her?
Speaker 3: What are we doing a podcast about this? Bush? I
Speaker 3: don't think Joey's gonna make it because none of us are.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, doctor bernatda what do you think it's gonna win?
Speaker 2: Who's gonna be Bachelorette?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 10: I'm at Lexi And then for winning Sorry, and then
Speaker 10: Daisy for Bachelor or Rachel.
Speaker 1: I could go either with I'm gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Lexi and then I'm gonna go Dais. I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna do day Z. Okay, you guys tweet the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: so if you guys want to post to us, we have.
Speaker 1: We've changed it for Twitter the Week because we don't
Speaker 1: want to force you guys to be on Twitter. So
Speaker 1: if you want to be on Twitter, stay on Twitter.
Speaker 1: If you want to go to threads, go to threads.
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Speaker 3: Know if you like great sleep through a sleep I
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Speaker 1: Portal.
Speaker 3: What they've come up with is something they call the
Speaker 3: nose gap technology. That's all I'll say.
Speaker 5: But it's like a sleeping mask banged a pillow and
Speaker 5: it'll lay on your face.
Speaker 3: That came out right.
Speaker 1: It's literally like a it's like a weighted blanket meets
Speaker 1: a sleeping mask meets a pillow.
Speaker 6: But I like, you're gonna suffocate whatever.
Speaker 1: Technology and then you and then it goes.
Speaker 3: To the man who came up with the.
Speaker 6: I feel like this is called waterboarding.
Speaker 1: No, it's light and it's something that also goes around
Speaker 1: your ears and your eyes and it gives you pressure.
Speaker 3: And an angel's kissing your phone.
Speaker 4: It's literally like, sure, how many eyes does the angel have?
Speaker 3: Well in the heaven of blind angels? One winged? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Hold on, it'll come to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Okay, here we go. Here's how we're gonna
Speaker 1: narrow it down to two. Okay, so our first one,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in Gore, we go watch out
Speaker 1: for your water.
Speaker 2: Watch out for your water, Watch out for your water.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I enjoy your comedy. Stop this is.
Speaker 1: Low equipment, non chalant launch a not oyster is our
Speaker 1: first tweet from this person. I don't know if Maria
Speaker 1: will settle in on the right side of history, but
Speaker 1: I'll do what I gotta do to see that cigar
Speaker 1: Dad at Hometowns. Yes, agree to agree. Agreed to agree
Speaker 1: Lauren J and Johnson Lord's by l I J. First
Speaker 1: rule of Bachelor Nation. Never admit you have a birthday,
Speaker 1: and never order a cake. It wasn't technically a birthday,
Speaker 1: but you know what, that's okay, we have b f
Speaker 1: at What a fun sexy time.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Maria is the only person I know who puts a
Speaker 1: bra on to feel more comfortable. That's true, That's that's
Speaker 1: actually wow wow preparing This is from Lavender Hayes. Can't
Speaker 1: believe that producers paid Michael Bolton and booked him for
Speaker 1: a fake wedding. Yeah, I mean they had a real wedding, Okay,
Speaker 1: Lavender Hayes. Jesse is the best man. Guess he's permanently
Speaker 1: demoted from the officiate since Susan Jenner's on the job,
Speaker 1: all right, Susan Job and the Watcher at Tellytobby uh
Speaker 1: Maria's idea of a comfortable outfit, and then this is
Speaker 1: the photo that she put. This is the comfortable House.
Speaker 1: It's like a.
Speaker 2: Sexy angel wing Victoria's secret.
Speaker 9: I mean really her comfortable.
Speaker 1: It was all right. And then our final one Lauren
Speaker 1: Jean Johnson. It works by L J. Daisy with my
Speaker 1: co clear implant. I have a hard time hearing in
Speaker 1: crowded noisy spaces. Producers great so a noisy helicopter and
Speaker 1: a musical festival. It is all right. So I would say,
Speaker 1: which two do you like? Do we like the photo?
Speaker 3: I like the last yeah?
Speaker 1: The last two okay yeah? Or bra on okay all right,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do the last two. The Watcher at
Speaker 1: Telly Tobo Maria's idea, have a comfortable outfit and it's
Speaker 1: like a sexy Victoria angel devil. And then we have
Speaker 1: Lauren Jean Johnson. It works by L I J. Daisy
Speaker 1: with my co clear imprint. I have a hard time
Speaker 1: hearing in crowded noisy spaces. Producers great as a so
Speaker 1: a noisy helicopter ride and a musical festival. It is
Speaker 1: Sexy Angel or Music Festival, Gareth Music Festival, Doctor B.
Speaker 10: I want to go Sexy Angel.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go sexy.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, guess what I'm gonna go sexy? A funny
Speaker 1: it's a really funny photo. Uh So you are the
Speaker 1: winner the watcher at Telly Tabo email if you're mailing
Speaker 1: address for your dream of your Marie's idea, have a
Speaker 1: couple of outfits. You are the best. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote?
Speaker 3: Nothing? I'm meaningless in my life sucks.
Speaker 1: Guess what I was on after midnight? You can watch
Speaker 1: it now on Paramount Plus. And you can also watch
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Speaker 5: Okay, if you want to see me just stand up,
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Speaker 1: Cheaper. That's a lot, that's a lot. Well, I'm excited
Speaker 1: for your new show. We're here to help do you have, Like,
Speaker 1: what kind of problems do people have?
Speaker 3: Oh? Tons?
Speaker 5: I mean they call with the craziest ship. You know,
Speaker 5: people who have boyfriends who don't wipe their asses, people
Speaker 5: who everyone at work thinks they're gay and because they
Speaker 5: get an upside, they can't talk, they can't undo it.
Speaker 3: Wow, a lot of idea.
Speaker 5: A lot of people have needed pitches for names or
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Speaker 3: Uh that's fun. Yeah, tons of shit.
Speaker 1: Do you talk to them live on the phone or
Speaker 1: do they call in and then you two guys talk
Speaker 1: about No.
Speaker 3: They call him live, so that's fine, Okay, cool?
Speaker 2: And how can people call in?
Speaker 5: And then I'll you can send an email to uh
Speaker 5: here to help at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: That's really to say.
Speaker 5: When I go on the road for a stamp, so
Speaker 5: many people from who love your show.
Speaker 3: After the show, I mean we've missed you.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you're so fun. This was a
Speaker 1: fun I mean, Jerry had to run to me you
Speaker 1: and I truly I curate the podcast like dinner parties.
Speaker 1: And it's always like at first when people like because
Speaker 1: I think people also get into us to their late
Speaker 1: to the highway and it's a little bit like who's
Speaker 1: this at first, you know, but I I had a
Speaker 1: feeling that I felt like these two ding dogs were
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: This was a really fun comba.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it was one of the most instant chemistry that
Speaker 1: we've ever had.
Speaker 3: First at the first seven Died Died.
Speaker 1: She Withdina, She's on her little blanket.
Speaker 2: Well, Anna, it's so nice to have you back.
Speaker 10: This was a great episode.
Speaker 1: Come back to you know what, and we need to
Speaker 1: tell let's let's like put our heads together after this
Speaker 1: for five minutes, because I do want to do that, Sandy.
Speaker 1: I want to do a San Diego show with the Bros.
Speaker 1: And then I want to do a show again at
Speaker 1: the Bellhouse. We want to go down to this because Okay,
Speaker 1: so we had braidon on at our live show in
Speaker 1: San Francisco and we loved him. It was actually great.
Speaker 1: So it would be so fun to do a bro
Speaker 1: live show. Would you do that with us?
Speaker 2: Like a Sunday?
Speaker 1: What days? What day do you come back?
Speaker 3: Generally days are you gone for like weeks?
Speaker 1: Now, we'll look at your calendar. All right, Katie, what
Speaker 1: would you like to promote Queen as always?
Speaker 7: Please go to your local shelter and the doctor foster
Speaker 7: a dog. La is like so full right now, like
Speaker 7: three dogs in each kennel. They desperately, desperately need.
Speaker 9: The doctors and fosters.
Speaker 7: So if you have the ability to open your home
Speaker 7: up to a dog, please do it.
Speaker 1: And I want to say when I go on tour,
Speaker 1: people come up and they show me photos of animals
Speaker 1: and they say they were literally inspired by you.
Speaker 2: I love that they for real. So there you go.
Speaker 1: And Doctor Banana and I have our Patreon going where
Speaker 1: we're doing. Uh, we're doing Winter House, We're doing Southern
Speaker 1: Charm both at the same time, and soon it's going
Speaker 1: to be Summer House again. Yes, we might need to
Speaker 1: do more episodes on I'll text you great, Okay, great,
Speaker 1: let's do it all right until next time. My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marine. Think it's so much Get bye.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
Speaker 8: It feels so good.
Speaker 1: I've just got one little bushinger.
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