Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Niki Glaser pos tears Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here I am. It's the Nicky Glaizer Podcast. Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show. I'm here, so is Anya, Brian Frangie
Speaker 3: and Noah.
Speaker 1: Hi guys.
Speaker 3: This morning, I was just trying to look up. I'm
Speaker 3: like running out of clothes here in La I only
Speaker 3: brought enough. I brought like a normal amount. I didn't
Speaker 3: go overboard, and I'm tired of my outfits. And this
Speaker 3: is why I always overpack, is because I like options
Speaker 3: and I don't have them right now. And I realize
Speaker 3: I don't dress cute anymore. There's no effort put in
Speaker 3: my outfits. Do you ever realize where you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm giving up kind of like it's like almost like
Speaker 3: soothing to me where I go, Oh my god. Like
Speaker 3: when I used to go to shows in Hollywood, I
Speaker 3: would be like, who am I going to run into?
Speaker 3: Who am I gonna see? Who's gonna see me? I
Speaker 3: gotta look good, I might like, I don't know if
Speaker 3: there's just something in my brain that shut off, that's
Speaker 3: like it does not matter I am with someone like
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was about being like wanting
Speaker 3: to attract a mate potentially, but there's no thought that
Speaker 3: goes into looking desirable anymore. And it's really nice where
Speaker 3: you go, oh my god, Like I didn't. I left
Speaker 3: the house without thinking. I forgot my makeup. Like I
Speaker 3: was like, I'll do it in the car, but then
Speaker 3: I forgot it, and I go, oh, well, I guess
Speaker 3: I got to stop at CVS and get a mass
Speaker 3: scara at least. But like, that used to be a
Speaker 3: big part of my life was making sure I looked cute.
Speaker 3: And as Sarah Lina says on the Girl's Chat, Girls,
Speaker 3: the longer girls take ready, the less interesting they are,
Speaker 3: and she's always found a correlation between those two, which
Speaker 3: I fucking love. But I feel like I'm the most
Speaker 3: interesting ever now because I just don't I don't put
Speaker 3: I'm like a guy, feel like I put as much
Speaker 3: effort in as a man.
Speaker 4: And you definitely have some makeup on today. I was
Speaker 4: gonna remark on how lovely you look or is that
Speaker 4: just natural?
Speaker 1: All I did?
Speaker 3: Well, my hair is curled from being on set yesterday,
Speaker 3: so someone did this, but I slept on it, so
Speaker 3: I just brushed through it, and then I have eyebrows.
Speaker 3: I just put some gel on. That's like, but I
Speaker 3: also died them yesterday, so they're darker. And then I
Speaker 3: just put my mascar on and then I put a
Speaker 3: a A. You put mascar on the bottom tinted, Yeah,
Speaker 3: yes I did.
Speaker 1: I always had. I put on a.
Speaker 4: Permanent tattooed eyebrows. I saw this a few times. What
Speaker 4: do you any microp love them?
Speaker 2: Really? I've seen it just looks weird.
Speaker 1: Is this twenty fifteen?
Speaker 4: No, I've seen this doesn't look good.
Speaker 5: You can get your entire makeup tattooed onto your face.
Speaker 6: Now, just never to put black pigment because that turns
Speaker 6: what I yeah, that's what I've seen.
Speaker 1: Well, they're not.
Speaker 3: I was actually going to bring this up. It's so
Speaker 3: funny you said that micro blitting was the sensation in
Speaker 3: like twenty eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 1: It like was crazy, everyone was doing it. I made
Speaker 1: an appointment.
Speaker 3: I got nervous before it and canceled it, thank god,
Speaker 3: because there is a subredit dedicated to micro blade removal.
Speaker 3: All these girls that are just regretting it now, kind
Speaker 3: of like gauged ears, where that trend was happening back
Speaker 3: in the day, And I go, these people are not
Speaker 3: gonna want these holes in their fucking ears for the
Speaker 3: rest of their lives. These people are in their twenties,
Speaker 3: don't they play on living a little bit longer. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so people are having it removed and there's a way
Speaker 3: to get it out.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was having this about my Veneers the other day.
Speaker 1: I got a little irritation the.
Speaker 4: Other day and I'm just like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 4: It has been here's my rant. It has been four
Speaker 4: months since I've gotten these fucking Veneers. I know they
Speaker 4: look nice and everything, but I'm still not happy with them.
Speaker 4: I still feel like every time I look in the mirror,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh ho, I'm funny, Like they just don't
Speaker 4: feel right. They're always I have to floss three or
Speaker 4: four or sometimes five times a day, use a sensitive toothpaste,
Speaker 4: sensitive fucking wash. I'm just like, I'm spending at least
Speaker 4: thirty minutes a day on dental care. That's it, Like
Speaker 4: thirty minutes, dude.
Speaker 2: It is insane.
Speaker 4: I mean, now the pain is gone, but like four
Speaker 4: months in this is normal. I want to go see
Speaker 4: the Kardashians guy in LA I actually looked him up.
Speaker 4: I think Carlisle has seen him. But I just want
Speaker 4: someone to be like, I mean, I don't want this.
Speaker 4: I have a fear that he's going to look in
Speaker 4: my mouth.
Speaker 1: And be like, Jesus Christ, what did they do?
Speaker 4: What did they do?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or I want someone to be like, this is great,
Speaker 2: You're fine, this is normal.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: Every time you go to a new doctor, or if
Speaker 5: you go to a every time you go to a
Speaker 5: new thing on the care stylist, a doctor, a dentists,
Speaker 5: they always start with, holy shit, you really got fleeced
Speaker 5: on this one. A contractor, they go into your bathroom,
Speaker 5: they go like Jesus Christ, like this is a Greg
Speaker 5: Warren bit that when the contract is the new contractor
Speaker 5: comes in, they go, whow they really fuck. I can't
Speaker 5: believe they got away. They should be in prison from
Speaker 5: what they did to your bathroom. That's what you want
Speaker 5: the dentist to say about your vantine.
Speaker 1: That's why I love my current hair and makeup.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 3: I got my hair done and it's been My lady
Speaker 3: was just had a baby. I texted her on the day.
Speaker 3: She was like, I just gave birth an hour ago,
Speaker 3: so I can't do it this week. And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, thank you for like, actually I just
Speaker 3: liked that. She was like, yeah, I just had a baby.
Speaker 3: But she wasn't like we welcomed Michelle Lenee into the
Speaker 3: world seven ounces.
Speaker 1: She was just like, I just had a baby.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I can't do your hair like still professional,
Speaker 3: not that you can't announce your baby. It's fine. It's
Speaker 3: a huge accomplishment that everyone's done that exists. But but
Speaker 3: you I was just like, oh, I just had a
Speaker 3: baby today. Can someone else do it?
Speaker 1: What was that, Brian?
Speaker 5: We've all done it too. Every man and woman alive
Speaker 5: has participated in childbirth.
Speaker 3: Well, I just was thinking the other day when women
Speaker 3: are like, I'm a mother, it's special. I'm like, literally
Speaker 3: every person you see walking around there's someone that had them.
Speaker 3: So it's maybe the most ununique thing ever. Like for
Speaker 3: every person you see at a baseball stadium, like thousands.
Speaker 1: Of people, there's women going.
Speaker 3: And like biting onto a piece of bark or whatever
Speaker 3: they used to do, Like it's it's it's very special
Speaker 3: if you do it, but it's not that special. It's
Speaker 3: it's done more than most of the things you do
Speaker 3: in your life that make you unique. Like most of
Speaker 3: the things you do in your life. Motherhood will not
Speaker 3: be the most unique thing you do.
Speaker 5: Credit to the give some credit to the baby also,
Speaker 5: because the baby and you know, we've got to crawl.
Speaker 2: Through that thing.
Speaker 6: I choose to do it.
Speaker 5: You gotta call through it and get our and it's
Speaker 5: it's traumatic for the baby. Then you gotta get your
Speaker 5: whole baby and snipped. And then if you're your dick
Speaker 5: cut up, you know, not.
Speaker 3: Just a jew like my sister and brother in law,
Speaker 3: I go, you're gonna take this baby who has just
Speaker 3: been through the most traumatic thing of its entire life,
Speaker 3: and it's screaming wildly, has no idea what these lights are,
Speaker 3: is so freaked out. Now it's in like a little incubator.
Speaker 3: So now it's like not near anyone, and you're gonna
Speaker 3: take it. And the next place you're gonna take it,
Speaker 3: you're gonna chop off.
Speaker 1: It's dick.
Speaker 3: And even if you numb it, there's a needle that
Speaker 3: goes into numbing it. So that's gonna hurt. Like, why
Speaker 3: are we hurting babies right away? I've been on this
Speaker 3: rant before about circumcision. I really don't believe in it.
Speaker 3: I think you should get it done later if you
Speaker 3: want it, it should be a choice later to with.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: I just think it's too I think that causes like inside,
Speaker 3: that causes trauma. But what do I know.
Speaker 1: I truly don't know anything.
Speaker 5: I'm glad my parents did it when I didn't know
Speaker 5: what was going on, because I don't think i'd want to.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: But you might be fucked up now for some reason
Speaker 3: because you had that trauma that you don't know about.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Like you think that you want it, but you might
Speaker 3: be suffering in some way right now because your body remembers.
Speaker 3: The first thing I did on the first day I
Speaker 3: was alive was have my dick cut?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: How far is it from what is it FGM or whatever?
Speaker 4: Female genital mutilation? Like, how far is it from claric?
Speaker 5: Very far? Very fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're cutting off the hood, they're not cutting
Speaker 3: I had.
Speaker 6: A friend who did it when he was I think
Speaker 6: he was thirty five, and he just like constantly got
Speaker 6: infections and stuff and that's why he had to do
Speaker 6: it later in life. And my god, he couldn't masturbate
Speaker 6: for thirty days and finally after it healed, he masturbated
Speaker 6: it like and when he came.
Speaker 1: Like it just like shot up on the become a
Speaker 1: scab so much. Was it like a little babie scab
Speaker 1: that flew off and hit his dog in the eye.
Speaker 3: My friend Darren, that's so funny. Well, and you know what,
Speaker 3: I understand why they did what everyone goes. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have to get infected if you just clean it. But
Speaker 3: everyone's like, but these are boys, like, we'll leave the
Speaker 3: clatoral hoods on. Women seem to know how to use
Speaker 3: some soap. Men are just you know, like, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be one of these women. That
Speaker 3: shit's on men is like they're all disgusting. But based
Speaker 3: on my experience on F Boy Island and then our
Speaker 3: next show, F Girl Island, the girls quarters and the
Speaker 3: boys quarters are very different places for the cleaning crew
Speaker 3: from what I've heard. And I know these are f boys,
Speaker 3: but half of them are nice guys that uh you know,
Speaker 3: had good moms and good parents. Are probably cleaned up
Speaker 3: for them.
Speaker 1: Is it dirty? Is it dirt versus being disorganized like
Speaker 1: in that way?
Speaker 3: Oh, I wonder I'll ask that because I think you know,
Speaker 3: I've met boys and girls all over the spectrum of dirty.
Speaker 3: Like there are some dirty girls we know, like stinky stinks,
Speaker 3: and then there's like me, I'm disorganized, but and I
Speaker 3: can be a little dirty. I'm not gonna gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I can get a little gross. But it's uh, I think, men,
Speaker 3: I've found the thing. I don't understand when someone's dirty
Speaker 3: and they don't know it and they just like invite
Speaker 3: people over their house.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this before, I think, but like you.
Speaker 3: Go over to someone's house, if someone goes, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, I just just have to grow in
Speaker 3: and grab my jacket. You can come in if you want,
Speaker 3: but it's disgusting and I'd rather you not. And someone goes, oh,
Speaker 3: come in. If that person's disgusted by what that person sees,
Speaker 3: that's their fault because they were warned about it. This
Speaker 3: person's self aware. You can be disgusting if you're self aware.
Speaker 3: If you invite someone over and your house is gross
Speaker 3: and you don't comment on it or say something, it's
Speaker 3: so ironic because most of the times people comment on
Speaker 3: the house is a mess. It's immaculate. You know, we
Speaker 3: all know that person that's like, oh, I should have straightened,
Speaker 3: and you're like, this would be a really good day
Speaker 3: for me if my house looks like this, Like this
Speaker 3: is so yeah. I just don't get what self awareness
Speaker 3: is something that people lack so much, but I wanted
Speaker 3: to say so. My hair girl was just was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just you know, uh, shit out a baby. I
Speaker 3: can't do your hair. I'll give you to someone else.
Speaker 3: And this girl kind of fried my hair. She did
Speaker 3: a good job, like it looks good, but it's been
Speaker 3: just getting tangled every single day since and it's just dry.
Speaker 3: And my hair and makeup girl that I use every
Speaker 3: day regularly, who did not do my hair, she just
Speaker 3: does my hair for day jobs. She I was like,
Speaker 3: it's just not been the same since it's constantly getting
Speaker 3: tangled and I'm very tender headed.
Speaker 1: So she brushes it and I go and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: And she feels so bad, and I'm like, ever since
Speaker 3: I went to that girl and this was her big
Speaker 3: opportunity to go, yeah, I've noticed, it's like she didn't
Speaker 3: do a good job. This isn't my fault that you're
Speaker 3: tender headed right now, but she didn't. She's a nice person.
Speaker 1: She was just like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think maybe since then, I've noticed that you've been
Speaker 3: a little bit more sensitive. But it looks good. Like
Speaker 3: she had every opportunity to throw under the bus. And
Speaker 3: that's why I love Leah Oakley is like she my
Speaker 3: girl is that she I gave her opportunity to shit
Speaker 3: on someone I kind of wanted her to. She didn't
Speaker 3: take it, and that is so rare because everyone loves
Speaker 3: to throw someone else under the bus, including me. It
Speaker 3: feels good when you come in and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that person didn't.
Speaker 1: Know what they were doing.
Speaker 4: I got this. I had a nice I had the
Speaker 4: dentist in California look at my teeth when they were
Speaker 4: temporary veneers, and she was like, they did a good job.
Speaker 2: This looks great to me.
Speaker 4: I was like, thank god, but there's something in my
Speaker 4: personality where I have to keep picking at a scab
Speaker 4: over and over. So it's like now it's been a
Speaker 4: couple months, and I'm like, but what about now? What
Speaker 4: would someone say now.
Speaker 3: Like maybe maybe these permanent veneers are your teeth like
Speaker 3: a constant before you got them fixed, because I didn't
Speaker 3: remember you commenting on your teeth a lot before you
Speaker 3: the kind of just happened.
Speaker 4: Now they're sensitive, Okay, so I can't enjoy a drink
Speaker 4: without being like, oh, like it's sensitive cold sensitive.
Speaker 2: I'm like many times in the day, I'm like.
Speaker 4: Aware of my fucking nerves where there is coming. God,
Speaker 4: it's common for me to feel sensitive about shit, like
Speaker 4: all be annoyed at noise or whatever. But I think
Speaker 4: anyone with this level, not anyone. I would say forty
Speaker 4: percent of people in my situation would be annoyed to
Speaker 4: and the rest of them would.
Speaker 3: Even Do you read about it online? Do other people
Speaker 3: have they report the same stuff? Yeah, but then I'll
Speaker 3: google like after I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people say for months and months, but then it's
Speaker 4: horror stories of like you know, if you google veniers
Speaker 4: like the seventh thing or something.
Speaker 2: Is like can I undo this?
Speaker 1: Like can I go back?
Speaker 2: Regret?
Speaker 5: So yeah, the most streme you could take the veneers
Speaker 5: off and then get root canals on both those teeth
Speaker 5: and then put veneers back on.
Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, I think that that's something I thought of.
Speaker 4: But that's so intense.
Speaker 2: Wow, a big deal. Christ, isn't that when they take
Speaker 2: us out?
Speaker 3: No elective elective makes you feel like, why did I
Speaker 3: do this to myself? It's my fault, But it isn't
Speaker 3: because you did it. Plan on this and there's no
Speaker 3: free will and we're back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: There isn't. It's you know, you didn't plan on wanting Veneers,
Speaker 1: even though you feel like you chose them.
Speaker 3: It's an illusion. The self is an illusion. I want
Speaker 3: to get a brow lift so bad and I want
Speaker 3: to find a time to schedule it. I think I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it right after my special too, But I'm
Speaker 3: also like, I don't. I'm scared of complications, Like I'm
Speaker 3: scared of a little shit, like I don't. I can honestly,
Speaker 3: headphones are the greatest way to show Yeah, that's it tiny,
Speaker 3: And I want to maybe do a little a slight bletheroplasty,
Speaker 3: which is like having this skin just removed a little bit,
Speaker 3: not to the point that like I know women who
Speaker 3: have had blethroopolasties and it looks fucking nuts. I want
Speaker 3: one that people don't even you would never notice. And
Speaker 3: I know that's like, well, what's the point of doing
Speaker 3: it because it's so slight. But when I go like this,
Speaker 3: if you watch on YouTube, this I know, it looks
Speaker 3: a little bit like whoa, Like I'm doing a racist thing,
Speaker 3: But it's not like this.
Speaker 2: Where are you saying Japanese?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably it looks like, well, can we not acknowledge that
Speaker 3: Asian people have eyes that are different than ours anymore?
Speaker 1: Is that not a thing that we we have to
Speaker 1: pretend like that isn't a thing?
Speaker 3: So yeah, like you can just see if I guess
Speaker 3: whenever I like this, I'm always like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I look so good. When I'm just bummed out, you know,
Speaker 3: when I'm like holding my face like, oh god, I'm
Speaker 3: so tired of life, this side of my face that's
Speaker 3: tired of life looks awesome.
Speaker 6: The other side looks tired of life. Is that the
Speaker 6: fox lift? Isn't it called like a fox eye lift?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 3: I think maybe that's a type of browlift. But yeah,
Speaker 3: what I would do is a browlift. And I want
Speaker 3: to go to doctor Diamond, but even just to see
Speaker 3: him as a thousand dollars that will then go towards
Speaker 3: your surgery. But if you don't decide to do it,
Speaker 3: you've just wasted a thousand dollars to go talk to
Speaker 3: this guy for literally ten minutes. I'm guessing at the
Speaker 3: most he's going to spend with you maybe three. I've
Speaker 3: been to these celebrity doctors before, but he's he there's
Speaker 3: a girl whose face I really like, and I go,
Speaker 3: where do you go? And she told me and it
Speaker 3: was him, So yeah, I I I don't know, but
Speaker 3: I'm worried that I'm just gonna be in pain for
Speaker 3: this really dumb and I'll go like, why did I
Speaker 3: do that? I just don't want my life to be
Speaker 3: filled with why did I do this? I could have
Speaker 3: just and but now there's Shirley's thereon there was this
Speaker 3: like headline that I shared on the girl's chat where
Speaker 3: she has not had face work done. But everyone there
Speaker 3: were a bunch of headlines based on these new pictures
Speaker 3: of her that said she had bad face work, and
Speaker 3: She's like, I didn't have bad face work.
Speaker 1: I've had none.
Speaker 3: So even if you don't have face work, people go,
Speaker 3: she had face work, but she got she did a
Speaker 3: group on, you know, and so you might as well
Speaker 3: just get it done because it's gonna they're gonna say
Speaker 3: you have bad face work anyway.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: So Charlie had no face work at all.
Speaker 1: No, as she stuck the one that was right out
Speaker 1: of my mouth. Brian, does lasers count his face work?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. That's that's still to me, even
Speaker 3: though they penetrate its topical. Yes, that counts. And I
Speaker 3: think she's filler in botox, but I'm thinking she has
Speaker 3: not undergone surgery.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But we would have to check
Speaker 1: with Lori Hill l O r r y hill On
Speaker 1: on YouTube. But I checked, and I mean it was
Speaker 1: just probably one little headline.
Speaker 3: Somewhere and she decided to comment on it, and now
Speaker 3: it's a bigger thing, you know, the way Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: is used to make people have bigger headlines. Thank you
Speaker 3: to all the busties who sent me a clip of
Speaker 3: someone that I won't even mention.
Speaker 1: Because I was just like, I'm not even gonna give
Speaker 1: this a view. I know what he's doing.
Speaker 3: It's bringing up Taylor Swift so he gets clicks. It's genius.
Speaker 3: He's good at that stuff. But I was like, and
Speaker 3: people were like, but he says she's amazing, and I go,
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. Of course he does. He's
Speaker 3: not gonna say she's bad. This person's controversial, but they
Speaker 3: know better than that to like pick the most famous
Speaker 3: person and say something negative.
Speaker 1: If I wanted clicks, do you know what I would do?
Speaker 3: I would make Taylor Swift videos where I just you
Speaker 3: know I could do this because I actually have knowledge
Speaker 3: on Taylor Swift more than I went to one Eras
Speaker 3: concert because I got it for free from my agent,
Speaker 3: which is probably I really enjoyed.
Speaker 4: Your trivia, your Taylor Swift trivia. I listened to it
Speaker 4: last night. It was so funny and so cute. You
Speaker 4: are on Chris's radio show and you aced that trivia challenge.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that I would be good on
Speaker 3: so many of them. We'll talk about it when we
Speaker 3: get back from break.
Speaker 1: We have to go to break right now. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to that. Anya.
Speaker 3: It's on the Courtney Show podcast if you want to
Speaker 3: check it out. And the title of the episode is
Speaker 3: Nicky's does a Taylor Swift Quiz And it's about three
Speaker 3: fourths of the way through the show if you want
Speaker 3: to hear it.
Speaker 1: But we'll be back after this.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yesterday I called into a Peorio radio station and
Speaker 3: Chris's radio station. I booked them both on the same
Speaker 3: day because I'd wake up at six because I'm on
Speaker 3: the West coast and they they in the Central and
Speaker 3: promoting my shows September fifteenth in Chicago, September sixteenth in Peoria,
Speaker 3: and then the list goes on and on, and I'm
Speaker 3: on tour all fall along and leading to a special
Speaker 3: taping and then then some so please check out those
Speaker 3: dates and come out to see me. But I yeah,
Speaker 3: I U called into Chris's show and he quizzed me
Speaker 3: on Taylor Swift and yeah, it was really fun. I
Speaker 3: only got I got one lyric wrong, which I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: So people were like, you got something wrong, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she has like a thousand songs and that's not an exaggeration,
Speaker 3: and I don't know all of them, because when I
Speaker 3: know her songs, I know them. There's no just like
Speaker 3: I've either never listened to a song or I know
Speaker 3: all of it. So there's some of her songs I
Speaker 3: literally have never listened to because I'm not ready to
Speaker 3: commit to memorizing it.
Speaker 1: But I did know her part favor, like.
Speaker 4: What are her parents' names? And you're and You're like,
Speaker 4: I don't know this. I don't know and then you're
Speaker 4: like Scott and he's like yes, and you're like, but
Speaker 4: I don't know our mom Sam, and he's like, I'll
Speaker 4: give you a hint of one letter. And then immediately
Speaker 4: you ginished like Andrea or Swathing right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I was very conscious that was all.
Speaker 3: Yes, it does I consume. I mean my Instagram, it's
Speaker 3: only Taylor Swift every single video. It's my friends don't
Speaker 3: show up anymore. It's just suggested it accounts like Tea Swift.
Speaker 5: I don't see my friends, I don't see my family.
Speaker 5: I'm struggling at work because everything is Taylor Swift. I
Speaker 5: lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 6: I just tell you. I wasn't sure if I should
Speaker 6: send this to you, Nikki, because I was like, I guess, like,
Speaker 6: when I see Taylor Swift stuff now in my Instagram feed,
Speaker 6: I really want to send it to you, but sometimes
Speaker 6: I think it would be punishing you because you like
Speaker 6: already know about it. But the other day I saw
Speaker 6: a video of Taylor Swift covering eminem and at first
Speaker 6: I was reluctant to press it. Oh, okay, I'll finance you.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's AI was me a video of her.
Speaker 6: It was her in concert, I guess, just like doing
Speaker 6: a cover of Lose Yourself and she was my jod
Speaker 6: I've never seen that. Oh and she sounded so good
Speaker 6: unless I fell for Ai, but I'm pretty sure, so
Speaker 6: I don't think you did.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something.
Speaker 3: I would say that swift besties are constantly sending me
Speaker 3: swifty stuff, and I would say fifty percent of the
Speaker 3: time I haven't seen it, So I would say, keep
Speaker 3: sending that stuff where whether it's like people in the
Speaker 3: stands doing funny things. Most of the security guard dances
Speaker 3: I've seen where it's like, oh, this person got a
Speaker 3: job just so they could see aristur it. It's like
Speaker 3: an old man like dancing to her. I've seen that stuff.
Speaker 3: But beyond that, there is so much content out there.
Speaker 3: I don't watch all of it. So I would love
Speaker 3: for people to send me funny stuff they find or
Speaker 3: just yeh, Spade is constantly sending me Taylor Swift up.
Speaker 3: He sent me one of the funniest videos out there
Speaker 3: that they wouldn't have seen without him, and it's her doing.
Speaker 3: The knew he was a killer right before I saw
Speaker 3: like this dance. Uh baby, let the games, ready for it,
Speaker 3: and she's doing this. If you're swifty, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. She's doing the dance during aristur where
Speaker 3: she's like kind of bouncing back on both her feet,
Speaker 3: her legs are spread out and she's kind of.
Speaker 1: Baby, Let the games begin. Let the games.
Speaker 3: And then they took her and they put her in
Speaker 3: front of a soccer goal and it looks exactly like
Speaker 3: she's like trying to block as they're coming in, and
Speaker 3: then her little like image spins and kicks the ball.
Speaker 1: I said it to Chris.
Speaker 3: Because it was so funny, and he was like, this
Speaker 3: is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 3: So some stuff I'm like, thank god this bestie sent it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, keep that stuff coming.
Speaker 1: I always like it.
Speaker 3: And noeh, you had a question about browlifts before. Uh, like,
Speaker 3: I have a question. It's okay if you can.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, I was gonna ask.
Speaker 6: The question was if you consider laser's face work because
Speaker 6: I am about to go for consultation.
Speaker 1: Ooh, your girl needs some maintenance.
Speaker 2: You've never had laser, Well, lasers, You're doing good.
Speaker 3: Aren't lasers too? Are they to tighten or to it's
Speaker 3: like to resurface your skin. It's like all outside everything.
Speaker 4: There's so many different types of lasers. I used to
Speaker 4: have all these broken capilarias along my face, and there's
Speaker 4: one called v beam that's really good. Just zapsimol. I
Speaker 4: used to have malasma or little sun spot. There's a
Speaker 4: really great laser for that. Fraxil is great to do
Speaker 4: like once a year. It just like resurfaces your whole face.
Speaker 4: I like Amy's joke about how you look the same
Speaker 4: six weeks later. But in my case, I found an
Speaker 4: old picture of my skin, like you know, of me
Speaker 4: ten years ago, before my very first laser facial, and
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, my skin looks better, way better now.
Speaker 4: So I would say two thumbs up for laser. Also, Nikki,
Speaker 4: I'm transitioning out of or hopefully out of botox and fillers.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do this anymore, and I'm just
Speaker 4: I'm going to see how I can do with just
Speaker 4: you know, uh, non invasive things as a I just
Speaker 4: don't It's such a waste of money. It doesn't last
Speaker 4: in my body, and I'm like, I don't. I think
Speaker 4: it looks weird to just do filler is so expensive.
Speaker 4: The last time I did it, I think it was
Speaker 4: like two thousand dollars and it was gone within six.
Speaker 1: Weeks I looked it. I always say it was the
Speaker 1: most expensive meal of my life.
Speaker 5: So true.
Speaker 4: I think about that every time they're doing it. I'm like, please,
Speaker 4: not preventative. Funny, So I'm doing more preventative stuff.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm doing a thing called micro what it's called, no,
Speaker 4: not micro needling, it's a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I feel.
Speaker 1: Machining.
Speaker 4: And I'm doing radio frequency, not radio frequency micro needling,
Speaker 4: which feels like a staple, going to.
Speaker 3: Just play it episodes into your face, Howard Stern. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just radio frequency. Yeah, there's so this is the thing.
Speaker 3: There's too many things. It's overwhelming.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Speaking of microdosing, there's too many things for that too.
Speaker 3: My friends are like, my friend is now talking about
Speaker 3: getting doing sassafras tea rituals where you trip out. Then
Speaker 3: there's ayahuasca. Then there's the frog stuff, which I would
Speaker 3: never use because it harms frogs and that's not cool.
Speaker 1: And then and there's just too many.
Speaker 3: There's LSD, there's acid, which I know is LSD, there's
Speaker 3: just but there's some stuff that's just this is just acid.
Speaker 3: Then there's d MT. It's like there's then there's too
Speaker 3: many psychotherapies. There's talk therapy, there's ed m R, there's
Speaker 3: neuro neuro feedback where you hook your head up to
Speaker 3: little sensors.
Speaker 5: There's too much and this is a result of too
Speaker 5: much comfort. So we are too comfortable in our lives.
Speaker 5: And if we just if like people in the state
Speaker 5: of nature, did it need to get did it need
Speaker 5: to get all sorts of lasers and needles and therapies
Speaker 5: because we were too take the trail. We know it's
Speaker 5: because we're too Is he running away from tigers and
Speaker 5: lions and shit to worry about? Oh my god, am
Speaker 5: I slightly uncomfortable about? I go a specific thing? And
Speaker 5: I think that's partial. Yes, Why so many people are
Speaker 5: depressed in today's worlds because we're too comfortable. Maybe climate
Speaker 5: change is good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're you're not wrong, Like I don't
Speaker 3: think that's good. I mean it's just natural. Climate change
Speaker 3: is natural. That's even though it's brought on by unnatural things.
Speaker 3: The Earth is just trying to like eliminate a pest
Speaker 3: that's on it, that's killing it. So that's why it's
Speaker 3: heating up.
Speaker 1: And that makes sense. We all heard that.
Speaker 3: No, Brian, it's very explosive and that save that for
Speaker 3: our Intrusive Thoughts bonus episode from Big Money Players.
Speaker 1: If you go to Apple.
Speaker 5: Pipewis, Yes, yeah, I will go off on why climate
Speaker 5: change is good and in Intrusive Thoughts.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, this was a bestie wrote this to me.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Kelly. She heard me talking about Down
Speaker 3: syndrome kids because I've been watching the in Adults Young
Speaker 3: Adults down for Love on Netflix, which is about people
Speaker 3: with Down syndrome looking for love, and she said, Hi, Nikki,
Speaker 3: I heard you talking about Down syndrome on the pod
Speaker 3: and wanted to let you know. I have a ten
Speaker 3: year old son with Down syndrome, and you are exactly right.
Speaker 3: He has one little ball of love. He wants hugs
Speaker 3: all the time. He gets super excited about the little things.
Speaker 3: I'm talking joyous in all caps over the pizza guy
Speaker 3: delivering a pizza. And I think a lot of it
Speaker 3: is because of his intellectual delays. He just doesn't have
Speaker 3: all that bullshit swirling through his brain. He is just
Speaker 3: happy or sad or whatever. He's not running conversations and
Speaker 3: interactions through his head analyzing everything. He's truly living in
Speaker 3: the present moment. And there's something pretty beautiful about that, right.
Speaker 3: I never realized how beautiful simplicity is until I had him.
Speaker 3: Thanks for talking about it on the pod.
Speaker 1: Love you so.
Speaker 3: I love that because it's exactly what you're saying, Like,
Speaker 3: we are so bogged down by we're too comfortable or
Speaker 3: we're too you know, we just our brains are betraying us.
Speaker 3: They're too smart, you know, like sometimes it would be
Speaker 3: a little it would be nice to not be so intellectual,
Speaker 3: because I think the smartest people are the most depressed.
Speaker 3: And I'm not trying to toot my own horn by
Speaker 3: being like an I'm very, very depressed. I have a
Speaker 3: PhD and a passon. But people always go, why are
Speaker 3: comedians depressed? And I'm like, because comedians job, I think,
Speaker 3: I mean, who knows why really? But our job is
Speaker 3: to analyze things and look at things for what they
Speaker 3: really are and synthesize it to share it with you.
Speaker 3: And so you sit in your seat and go, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's so true. I never thought of that
Speaker 3: so if we're constantly looking at the world and going like,
Speaker 3: what's the real what's really going on here?
Speaker 1: That's pretty depressing. And so it is a bummer.
Speaker 3: And sometimes I think that's why I like to smoke
Speaker 3: a little weed, or like, that's why I love drinking.
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to get stupid. I wanted to Let's
Speaker 3: get bit better. That was a song that we sang,
Speaker 3: Let's get you know the word I want to get
Speaker 3: that because yeah, that's right, it's you. I want to
Speaker 3: get it started saying instead of the R word.
Speaker 5: People were saying that after that song came out, people
Speaker 5: in like high school and stuff started saying, you're it
Speaker 5: started instead of the oh my god, damn getting it
Speaker 5: started on Todd.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: That feels like a nice little place to be with
Speaker 3: that word, because you know, it's like the Louis bit
Speaker 3: about what he says people say the N word and
Speaker 3: he just prefer they say it because you're like, well,
Speaker 3: now you're making me say it in my brain like
Speaker 3: you don't want to say it, but now I'm saying it.
Speaker 1: And the truth is I don't say it when I
Speaker 1: hear the.
Speaker 4: Or my god, have you guys seen the news. Sorry,
Speaker 4: Tracy Jordan, Tracy, what the fuck is the name? Tracy Morgan?
Speaker 4: Tracy Tracy Morgan Special.
Speaker 1: It is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: But he says the N word like five thousand times.
Speaker 4: It is the most offensive, misogynistic special, And we laughed
Speaker 4: so fucking hard.
Speaker 1: It is so good. I just have to recommend he
Speaker 1: gets it a little.
Speaker 3: It started, you know what I'm saying, Like he kind
Speaker 3: of like he's just like saying, it's free flow. There's
Speaker 3: no like worrying about how might I present this in
Speaker 3: a way that people can really I want people to
Speaker 3: think he's just up there having fun.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I uh, what was it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This show Down for Love you guys got you guys
Speaker 3: gotta watch it. It's so fucking sweet. And I gotta say,
Speaker 3: what in my struggle for if I want kids, I
Speaker 3: think I want if I do eventually, I think Chris
Speaker 3: and I would be down.
Speaker 2: To adopt a down would be down.
Speaker 1: We'd be down.
Speaker 3: Down for adoption would be the our show that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put. I'm going to build a show around it.
Speaker 3: Down for Adoption and we adopt a kid with Down syndrome.
Speaker 3: Because there's just so much even watching the show, and
Speaker 3: I know the show is just like not showing the
Speaker 3: really hard times, which you know with every kid there's
Speaker 3: hard times, but I think with kids with delays, it's
Speaker 3: definitely even harder. And I don't mean I would definitely
Speaker 3: know it's going to be harder than you think. You
Speaker 3: guys heard my right yesterday.
Speaker 1: I know, but I think that's probably where I would
Speaker 1: veer towards, is you know what's really challenging. I wanted
Speaker 1: kids like doing a good thing. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I have a friend in town here and his
Speaker 6: son is not he doesn't have Down syndrome, but he's specialties.
Speaker 6: He's like severely autistic and can't function on his own.
Speaker 6: And his dad is in his sixties and he's overweight,
Speaker 6: and I met him at the gym. He's trying to
Speaker 6: get healthy and in shape because his son relies on him.
Speaker 6: So the challenge for a lot of these parents is
Speaker 6: you know what is going to happen when I pass on?
Speaker 6: Who is going to take care of my child? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's kind of now.
Speaker 3: That is a sad part of it, because I did say,
Speaker 3: you know, if you did, if you were the type
Speaker 3: of mom that wants to have a six year old
Speaker 3: lovey dovey sock like I guess six is where they
Speaker 3: kind of turn into brats. But like five year old boy,
Speaker 3: four year old boy that always wants to hug his mama,
Speaker 3: and his mom always goes, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: He used to be so cuddly. If you want that
Speaker 3: for a really long time, you gotta go downs.
Speaker 1: But go down to the river. You gotta go down.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm trying to be funny and I shouldn't
Speaker 3: be about this, but I think it's like you just
Speaker 3: have an adult child that has that kind of disposition.
Speaker 3: But that is the fear, is that they need someone
Speaker 3: to take care of them later on. That's why may
Speaker 3: I would only do it with Chris if we had
Speaker 3: a plan of action for that. But I would also say,
Speaker 3: here's my new this is my new fucking thing that
Speaker 3: I am a little upset about. I am very aware
Speaker 3: of many men who wait to have kids into their fifties,
Speaker 3: maybe sixties. They meet a young lady, they knock her up,
Speaker 3: They get to be old dads, and everyone gives them shit.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna be able to pick up your kid
Speaker 3: his graduation. I just combine two things. But you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, you're gonna be a wheelchair in his graduation.
Speaker 3: You can't pick him up when he's a toddler.
Speaker 5: Whatever.
Speaker 3: People kind of let it go. We kind of go, well,
Speaker 3: he's got a young mom. You know, the kid's gonna
Speaker 3: be okay. He as an old dad. THEO Vaughn had
Speaker 3: an old dad. We talked about this before. It's kind
Speaker 3: of cultural acceptable. Yeah, the dad's gonna get a little shit,
Speaker 3: But it's not like verbodin right. Can you imagine if
Speaker 3: I was fifty seven and I said I want a
Speaker 3: kid now, and they go, well, you can't have one, lady,
Speaker 3: And I go, but why does this dude get to
Speaker 3: have one? Well, he has a young wife who had
Speaker 3: him one. Okay, well can I get a surrogate? Do
Speaker 3: you think they would let me, as a fifty seven
Speaker 3: year old woman, get a surrogate and adopt a baby?
Speaker 1: Do that Brett had?
Speaker 6: She gave him to birth to her son at age
Speaker 6: forty nine, Her and her wife had a baby.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm talking past the time I can give birth.
Speaker 3: Do you think someone can let me adopt a child
Speaker 3: at fifty seven years old. No, but I'm fifty seven,
Speaker 3: forty fifty seven.
Speaker 4: You can adopt, can't you? Or is it I know
Speaker 4: Diane Keaton adopted late. I want to say fifty, but
Speaker 4: she was probably in her forties.
Speaker 1: Often I feel fifty eight, fifty nine fifty set late?
Speaker 4: Can you?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: To make it make it even worse to adopt? Are
Speaker 5: you allowed to adopt a baby in your seventies? There's
Speaker 5: got to be a rule against that, Like, if you're
Speaker 5: seventy five, can you adopt a baby? California has no
Speaker 5: adoption age limit.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sure the grandma I'm down for love adopted
Speaker 4: her granddaughter, the one who lost you know, the mom died.
Speaker 1: So I have to have a bait.
Speaker 3: I have to have a girl first and then have
Speaker 3: her have a down syndrome kid, and then have my
Speaker 3: daughter die of brain cancer, and then I get her
Speaker 3: and then I can have a baby.
Speaker 1: When you're seventy.
Speaker 3: Well see this is I mean, I know it's you
Speaker 3: can do it, but I think it would be a
Speaker 3: little bit. This is the difference between being a mom
Speaker 3: and a dad. Like I want to be a dad.
Speaker 3: This seems like a sweet gig and I know I'm
Speaker 3: not the first comedian to ever say this. I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to like do a bit here. It's a little
Speaker 3: bit bitty, but being a dad it is. People go,
Speaker 3: do you and Chris want kids? And I go, I
Speaker 3: don't think us would be good to have kids, And
Speaker 3: people and I go, maybe if like we broke up
Speaker 3: and I met someone else like I could consider having
Speaker 3: kids with it, And they go, oh, that's then that
Speaker 3: means your relationship is bad. I'm like, you're not listening
Speaker 3: to me. My boyfriend, my lover, is a dad. He's
Speaker 3: got a dad energy. I would need a man who's
Speaker 3: got a mom energy in order for me to have
Speaker 3: kids because I want to be a dad. So I'm
Speaker 3: not I'm not saying if I broke up with Chris,
Speaker 3: I would, look, I desperately want a kid, so I
Speaker 3: got to find a guy that's like a mom energy.
Speaker 3: I'm saying the only reason it would seem like a
Speaker 3: good idea to me is if I found a mom
Speaker 3: type guy.
Speaker 2: I have a perfect answer for you. You need and
Speaker 2: you need a mom.
Speaker 4: You guys stay together, you adopt a kid or hire
Speaker 4: a mom, acquire a kid, and then you hire a mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just it's called a nanny.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but here's my thing about the nanny. I
Speaker 3: said it yesterday. I'd have to I would have to
Speaker 3: help up, I'd have to help out, and I'd be
Speaker 3: worried about just ye, the judgment of all the other
Speaker 3: women being like, well we didn't get a nanny, and
Speaker 3: I fuck those women.
Speaker 1: I don't know them, knock them up and give more kids,
Speaker 1: I say.
Speaker 5: Adoption facts that are okay, incredible here. Yeah, So California
Speaker 5: has no adoption age limit. There are several states that
Speaker 5: require the parent to be at least eighteen years old,
Speaker 5: which means that you can adopt when you're eighteen. There
Speaker 5: are several states that require parents to be at least
Speaker 5: twenty one years old. That means you can adopt when
Speaker 5: you're twenty one. There are some states, Georgia and Idaho only,
Speaker 5: that require you to be at least twenty five. I
Speaker 5: think they're more right, Like, I don't know why you would.
Speaker 5: I guess if I don't know, I'm not going to
Speaker 5: get into that. But there are states that require the
Speaker 5: parents to be at least ten years older than the
Speaker 5: adopted child. That means that if you're an eighteen year old.
Speaker 5: In California, you could potentially adopt ten year old. You
Speaker 5: could adopt an eight year old. You have to be
Speaker 5: at least ten years old. You could graduate high school
Speaker 5: and then immediately adopt an eight year old. Isn't that
Speaker 5: a little strange?
Speaker 1: I thought you had interesting facts to give.
Speaker 5: That's not interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you didn't say that. You didn't say the
Speaker 3: interesting part. You just hit facts that you could.
Speaker 5: Be years old and adopt an eight year old.
Speaker 3: Kids interesting sense? I picture like our mom sucks or
Speaker 3: my aunt sucks. She's died of a heroin overdose. I've
Speaker 3: already raised her kids as a seventeen year old girls,
Speaker 3: babysitting them a lot. They're ten. I'm a responsible person.
Speaker 3: I'm going to adopt them. That doesn't that's not too
Speaker 3: crazy to me. But but the thing about its interesting.
Speaker 4: A seventy year old in California could adopt or an
Speaker 4: eight year old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, private agencies that limit the adoption at forty They
Speaker 5: say there's a cutoff age of forty for many of
Speaker 5: the private agency.
Speaker 1: Ye dude, ye yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thanks for that stat because that's like, well,
Speaker 3: of course it's in California. And by the way, for
Speaker 3: a mom who's forty is not old, I know, is
Speaker 3: such a weird cutoff.
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all. I did you guys
Speaker 1: have old parents or young parents?
Speaker 4: I would say my mom. My mom was thirty and
Speaker 4: then she had my sister at thirty seven.
Speaker 1: I guess in the that's kind of oh that's old
Speaker 1: for back then.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe older for then. Yeah, yeah, but I never.
Speaker 5: Felt like normal I need to. I still disagree about
Speaker 5: this eighteen year old adopting an eight year old thing,
Speaker 5: Like I know that the route of the example is
Speaker 5: always like you can't adopt, you can't rent a car
Speaker 5: until you're twenty five. So in the crest Country, you
Speaker 5: can adopt a kid at eighteen, you get a can
Speaker 5: you can't rent a car for to drive it to
Speaker 5: the hospital.
Speaker 3: Why is the car rental thing that's such a funny number,
Speaker 3: like it's the last thing you get before Social Security
Speaker 3: is long one.
Speaker 5: I think the problem is in all the other analogies
Speaker 5: we compare to the twenty five year old car rental.
Speaker 5: I think the problem is the car rental age.
Speaker 4: I mean, what if your is a parent of some
Speaker 4: adopted kids and you have to rent a car because
Speaker 4: you guys are like taking your trip. You can't do
Speaker 4: it for seven years.
Speaker 3: You can because I rented cars before twenty five. You
Speaker 3: got to use a credit card. You can't use your
Speaker 3: debit card, so to be you have to be twenty
Speaker 3: five to be able to use a debit card to
Speaker 3: rent a car. We'll be right back after this with
Speaker 3: more facts. Not interesting, Yeah, it was is it a blank? No,
Speaker 3: those were interesting facts.
Speaker 1: Bright.
Speaker 3: It didn't mean to make you feel bad about your facts.
Speaker 3: Even Brian really never feels bad exactly disagree that those
Speaker 3: doesn't feel bad. That's still you can kind of be
Speaker 3: insulting and he just goes and I go, Brian, I
Speaker 3: didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and he goes, I
Speaker 3: don't have those, and not that you don't. Brian's personally
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still thinking about how yesterday or the other day,
Speaker 4: when you guys were having your debate on free will,
Speaker 4: how you were like, you're smarter than this. And he
Speaker 4: did not get insulted by you're smarter than this.
Speaker 3: No, No, because he because he knows he's smart, and
Speaker 3: so he doesn't like it'd be like me being like Anya,
Speaker 3: I hate your brown hair, and you just be like, well,
Speaker 3: that's not a thing I have. So I'm not going
Speaker 3: to get offended by this, I guess. And he just
Speaker 3: knows he's surreal color by bleaching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But I think that when someone insults my intelligence, I
Speaker 3: get offended because deep down I think I am kind
Speaker 3: of stupid or like if they insult like you're not funny,
Speaker 3: I go, I'm not sure about those things. But oh,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say yesterday, Brian, two of the girls
Speaker 3: that witnessed our fight, not fight, but our debate, that
Speaker 3: were in the room.
Speaker 1: They were here yesterday. You were not, Stacy says to me.
Speaker 1: NICKI so.
Speaker 3: And by the way, those girls did not say anything
Speaker 3: the entire time, right, They were just looking at each other,
Speaker 3: And anytime I referenced the how awful it was, they
Speaker 3: would laugh because so I knew they were listening, right, So.
Speaker 5: It was it was like when mom and dad are
Speaker 5: fighting or something and the.
Speaker 3: Kids were just like, I really it was triggered by
Speaker 3: doing that to someone. And I also was thinking, yesterday,
Speaker 3: I bet there is a recording of us doing that,
Speaker 3: because I bet one of them recorded it to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got to play this for my husband later to
Speaker 3: see what I put up with at work, like we
Speaker 3: probably could get recording of it. So Stacy was like,
Speaker 3: the thing you and Brian were talking about yesterday. By
Speaker 3: the way, these girls did not weigh in at all
Speaker 3: on the subject.
Speaker 1: They were out.
Speaker 3: They did not go like, I kind of see what
Speaker 3: you're saying. I didn't even know if they were actually
Speaker 3: listening until I actually made fun of it and then
Speaker 3: they laughed. But she goes, my husband wrote his PhD
Speaker 3: thesis about Sam Harris.
Speaker 1: Oh, and she was like, I don't know if it's PhD.
Speaker 3: But she was like, he wrote his doctorate these whatever,
Speaker 3: I don't know things because I'm not smart. Don't tell
Speaker 3: that to me because I'm insecure about it. But he
Speaker 3: she was like, yeah, he wrote a paper about how
Speaker 3: people that believe there's no free will versus people who
Speaker 3: are really into the Secret or stuff like that manifestation.
Speaker 3: People that read the Secret use you or use the
Speaker 3: word I and me and self a ton, whereas people
Speaker 3: who are really into the idea of no free will
Speaker 3: are much more about us or that, like, they don't
Speaker 3: use you, they don't use self because they're not selfish
Speaker 3: because they don't believe that they are a self. And
Speaker 3: so she was like, he did a whole paper on it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, send me that paper, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: he's obsessed with Sam Harris, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: cannot believe you were sitting well. I was like about
Speaker 3: to start crying when when Brian goes, I don't like
Speaker 3: the same Harris guy, and.
Speaker 1: I go, don't bring him into this.
Speaker 3: If you don't like him, it's because I'm not doing
Speaker 3: a good job of representing what he is.
Speaker 1: But she was sitting there all along, and her husband's
Speaker 1: a huge hair's head. I was so excited. So that
Speaker 1: happened yesterday. I wanted to update you about it, but
Speaker 1: I did not chime in.
Speaker 5: I guess it was just no chiming. I didn't want
Speaker 5: to bust into that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: She didn't know until she got home because she was like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I have these people hanging
Speaker 3: out in my bedroom thirteen hours a day, so I
Speaker 3: would hope that I'm not that intimidating. I think other
Speaker 3: celebrities might kick people out, and I'm not trying to
Speaker 3: be like I'm a woman of the people, but I
Speaker 3: am and final thought, I am, you know what, because
Speaker 3: I get told all the ding dang time how nice
Speaker 3: I am to work with, how different I am than
Speaker 3: people to work with. And let me just say, I'm
Speaker 3: not that nice. I'm not that easy work with, as
Speaker 3: people in this fucking chat. No, sometimes I can be
Speaker 3: a little difficult, But compared to the nightmarish talent that
Speaker 3: is out there in the world, I am a dream
Speaker 3: because I get told it a lot. Because talent sucks.
Speaker 3: Your favorite celebrity probably sucks. We had a friend. I
Speaker 3: had a friend recently tell me about this girl and
Speaker 3: send a picture of her her IMDb and be like,
Speaker 3: do you guys know this girl? I just caught her
Speaker 3: screaming at a barista about how the coffee machine isn't
Speaker 3: cleaned and they need to clean it, screaming at fucking
Speaker 3: seven forty five in the morning. And she's like, I've
Speaker 3: never witnessed anything like it. This girl is so entitled,
Speaker 3: and I looked her up and what a cunt. I
Speaker 3: hate this girl so much. There is a part of
Speaker 3: me I don't want to get my friend fired, But
Speaker 3: if if my friend couldn't be traced to this, I
Speaker 3: would write her and say, who the fuck do you
Speaker 3: think you are? You little Nepo baby scum. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: be anywhere without your looks. You can't even act that good,
Speaker 3: as I've ranted about on this exact podcast before.
Speaker 1: You're not that talented.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 1: You're hot. That's all you have going for you.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to your fucking age and you have
Speaker 3: a little bit of just you have to reckon with
Speaker 3: the outside world because you're living in a dream world
Speaker 3: where you think you can yell at someone like this.
Speaker 3: I wanted to just write and go, you're a bad person,
Speaker 3: and on my account that has my little blue check mark,
Speaker 3: and go, you can't fucking hurt me.
Speaker 1: You have no power.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to be in movies. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be in TV shows. Your life can't affect mine.
Speaker 3: You're trash, You're a bad person, and I hope you
Speaker 3: die alone. I hate this girl. If you're celebrity who
Speaker 3: treats people with disrespect because you think you're somehow born
Speaker 3: with talent and that you're more special than other people,
Speaker 3: you should read Sam Harris's Free Will because you are
Speaker 3: nothing but lucky.
Speaker 1: You have no talent.
Speaker 3: You were just born with a brain that was good
Speaker 3: at memorizing lines. You were born with a godfather who
Speaker 3: is one of the most famous actors.
Speaker 1: Of all time.
Speaker 3: That's all you were. That's all you were. And you're
Speaker 3: a bitch and you treat people badly because you.
Speaker 6: Are hot, and you're discussing very and protective of your
Speaker 6: friends because yesterday's conversation about running the light and your
Speaker 6: friend going up after this person and now your friend
Speaker 6: texting you about this like bitchy celebrity.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's my friend.
Speaker 3: It's just like people that have a job where they're
Speaker 3: a barista, Like she should be lucky.
Speaker 1: She's not a barista. No one wants to be a barist.
Speaker 3: Maybe some people do, and so much respect you if
Speaker 3: that's your passion and your cafe art is like your
Speaker 3: thing that you're into, because I know some people are,
Speaker 3: but most people don't want to be a fucking waitress. Okay,
Speaker 3: most people don't want to make twelve fifty an hour
Speaker 3: or whatever it is. So be nice and don't think
Speaker 3: that you're not them because you are a cooler person
Speaker 3: or a better person. You just got lucky that you
Speaker 3: have famous parents. And don't yell at this person. Who
Speaker 3: doesn't give a fuck about this coffee machine. She doesn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck about your coffee. She's just trying to
Speaker 3: get through the day and pay rent in this god
Speaker 3: forsake in town that's impossible to live in. That's the
Speaker 3: thing I read on an article about la They're gonna
Speaker 3: lose everyone here, crewe, because no one can afford to
Speaker 3: live here anymore. So Hollywood is going to stop making
Speaker 3: things like this. Town is slowly being drained of its
Speaker 3: production teams because they're not paid enough.
Speaker 1: They're not paid even actors aren't paid enough.
Speaker 5: As we know now, many other richer actors and producers
Speaker 5: are also leaving because the taxes are too high, So
Speaker 5: there's not gonna be any crew or rests.
Speaker 1: That's good, lawyer, say Lewis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm staying away from this girl, And I'm sorry
Speaker 3: to get so mad because I should just forgive her
Speaker 3: because she was not It's not her fault. She was
Speaker 3: born with a brain that treats people badly and parents
Speaker 3: who have taught her that, and she was born into luxury.
Speaker 1: And a rich family that she didn't have to learn
Speaker 1: that she does.
Speaker 3: She wasn't born with empathy, So again I should have
Speaker 3: compassion and feel sorry for which I do because I
Speaker 3: do think she's gonna dialone because I kind of hext
Speaker 3: her today.
Speaker 1: But did it make you mad when you read that?
Speaker 3: Noah? Like, does it fire you up when you hear
Speaker 3: these like fucking privileged, hot people treating people like yelling
Speaker 3: being Karens about stuff? And then okay here and then
Speaker 3: everyone worships this girl because she's pretty and she's like
Speaker 3: in vogue and like like you know, just sitting in
Speaker 3: a doorway taking a photo shoot where she looks cuddly
Speaker 3: and so kind and everyone's gonna go, oh my god, girl,
Speaker 3: I love you and they don't even know. That's why
Speaker 3: I hate actors, because you don't know who.
Speaker 1: They truly are. At least comedians are being themselves.
Speaker 3: It's not just that.
Speaker 1: So this is my take.
Speaker 6: Just working behind the scenes and working with you for
Speaker 6: so long is a blessing because you are not like
Speaker 6: these fucking people. And it's and it ranges from like
Speaker 6: nobody radio hosts to celebrities. These people, I guess they
Speaker 6: get some sort of like power trip from being on
Speaker 6: air and having fans and all that stuff. That's one thing,
Speaker 6: and then the other thing is when you're just like
Speaker 6: this high level celebrity. I think what I realize is
Speaker 6: that your whole, like reality shifts because everyone's placating to you.
Speaker 6: Everyone freaks out when they see you on the street.
Speaker 6: And when you have that every single day, it like
Speaker 6: warps who you are in real life. Yes, and that's
Speaker 6: what it's like. It's a disease they can't help but get.
Speaker 6: But I guess I mean, but there's no reason to
Speaker 6: be shitty to other people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please send us videos of this shit next time
Speaker 4: you see it.
Speaker 2: That's audience.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you've had a bad encounter with celebrities,
Speaker 3: we please put some fuel on my fire because I
Speaker 3: really am going to point my career. I don't care
Speaker 3: about being in movies, so most people can't affect my
Speaker 3: life or like TV shows I kind of have. If
Speaker 3: I talked bad about a celebrity, and I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: say this girl's name because I I guess I'm a
Speaker 3: little scared because I'm only not saying it honestly because
Speaker 3: my friend I don't want her to get fired from
Speaker 3: her job, and they would just interrogate everyone who witnessed this.
Speaker 3: This girl would go I got a message about someone
Speaker 3: saying that I did this at this place. I wish
Speaker 3: I could just say a patron maybe recognized it, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like I could just write to
Speaker 3: her and say I saw someone witness you be disgusting
Speaker 3: to another human being who like was operating a coffee
Speaker 3: machine that you didn't think was clean enough.
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? You better watch out
Speaker 1: because you don't because I will run away from.
Speaker 2: Girls of Starbucks.
Speaker 4: Remember me, this is not an extra hot I was
Speaker 4: doing it for you, but we are trying to be
Speaker 4: yes that someone just submits a video of me being like, ah,
Speaker 4: this is not actually extra.
Speaker 1: Hot, not like they do it on the stone. That's
Speaker 1: even that tone isn't that good?
Speaker 3: Like that's but that's why I was like, let Anya
Speaker 3: do this because she can maybe kind of lay down
Speaker 3: that like I would go, I'm so sorry, this is
Speaker 3: so annoy Like I'd have to do a whole speech
Speaker 3: about like I know you guys hate people who do this,
Speaker 3: but this sucks, like I just and I'm not. It's
Speaker 3: not because I'm like such a good person. It's because
Speaker 3: I think I constantly remember that that could be me.
Speaker 3: Why can't people do that, like, just what if that
Speaker 3: was me? Like the simplest thing we've been learning since
Speaker 3: we were kids, of like put yourself in someone else's shoes.
Speaker 3: I feel like, I that's all you have to live
Speaker 3: by and then you're nicer everyone. But to say that
Speaker 3: my school, this girl could have had a duel, I've
Speaker 3: just got some bad news. Like the times that I've
Speaker 3: behaved a little bit like this in my life have
Speaker 3: been when I am low on sleep.
Speaker 1: I am really what was that, Brian, Sarry, you cut
Speaker 1: out and I just heard school?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what do you think I said? What do
Speaker 5: you think I said after school?
Speaker 1: I think all I heard was school.
Speaker 3: So I think you said it's like in school when
Speaker 3: you you're teacher, says Brian, Are you listening?
Speaker 1: And you go yes, and you yell at your teacher
Speaker 1: you're tired.
Speaker 5: No, I was saying that they know they should teach
Speaker 5: empathy in school. It should be a required course. It
Speaker 5: should be like math, science, history, empathy should be one
Speaker 5: of the courses that every child needs to learn.
Speaker 3: Yes, Finance, Yes it is, because that's what I did
Speaker 3: when I was a teacher for three months here in
Speaker 3: la at a Korean prep school. It was all Korean
Speaker 3: kids told this before, but they used to just always
Speaker 3: say gay pejoratively, and I was really fed up with it.
Speaker 3: And so one day we were supposed to like work
Speaker 3: on five paragraph essays or something, and I was like,
Speaker 3: can we just like take a second to talk about
Speaker 3: you guys always saying gay and why that's like not
Speaker 3: the coolest thing? And they were and I go, what
Speaker 3: do you think about gay people? Like, what do you
Speaker 3: think people choose to be gay? Like, let's say that
Speaker 3: you think you think gay is like an embarrassing thing
Speaker 3: to be Do you think people choose to be it?
Speaker 3: And they were like yeah, And I go, okay, well
Speaker 3: that's strange. Let's let's piece that apart. And then I
Speaker 3: use the David crossbit that he put out in an
Speaker 3: album probably from two thousand, which is like, why would
Speaker 3: someone choose to be something that makes them ostracized from
Speaker 3: possibly their family and makes them feel different? And I
Speaker 3: know people are always saying about trans like they just
Speaker 3: want attention, and maybe one in a thousand trans people
Speaker 3: is doing it for attention, But let's just let's let's
Speaker 3: go off of like the majority of people who are
Speaker 3: these things are probably like when they first find out
Speaker 3: are like, fuck, I just want to fit in. I
Speaker 3: don't want to stand out. This sucks, And these kids
Speaker 3: really got it. For whatever reason, I was able to
Speaker 3: communicate this point very cogently. And this one kid, Alexander,
Speaker 3: I'll never forget he was We were going through at
Speaker 3: the end of the semester and saying what we learned,
Speaker 3: and he announced to everyone, including the other faculty, that
Speaker 3: I learned that gay people being gay isn't a choice.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I changed. This kid
Speaker 3: is going into ninth grade and he that impacted him
Speaker 3: in a real way. And he was not a gay
Speaker 3: kid or so, you know, like he could have been
Speaker 3: what do I know, But he was more like a
Speaker 3: bully that was kind of setting the tone for everyone else.
Speaker 3: And so it was like a major moment for me
Speaker 3: that I got through to this kid about that. And
Speaker 3: that's all you kind of kind of do is like,
Speaker 3: do you think this person that I'm making fun of
Speaker 3: right now, who's you know, obese and getting on a
Speaker 3: plane and me being like, oh, I hope they don't
Speaker 3: sit next to me. Oh god, do you think they
Speaker 3: want to feel that way? Well, then stop eating.
Speaker 1: Do you think they don't you.
Speaker 3: Think they would if they could. Maybe it's something that's
Speaker 3: a little out of their control. But I can stop eating.
Speaker 3: Do you think maybe you might have a different brain
Speaker 3: and a different upbringing than they did that gave you
Speaker 3: a sense of control over something that they don't have.
Speaker 1: Could that be.
Speaker 3: Like just run it through that kind of thing? And
Speaker 3: I'm not good at this all the time. There are
Speaker 3: times are I get so frustrated with people and I'm like,
Speaker 3: why that girl I just got mad at. I was
Speaker 3: able to turn it around and say, actually, maybe she
Speaker 3: just grew up without empathy and super hot and no
Speaker 3: one at like Noah said, no one. She's never had
Speaker 3: to work at a coffee shop, She's never had to
Speaker 3: have empathy, So how do I expect her to have it?
Speaker 1: Why am I mad?
Speaker 3: But I just think that it doesn't take that much
Speaker 3: because and I just still don't understand why people still
Speaker 3: get work in this town after they've been so horrible.
Speaker 3: I heard a story recently about a guy who was
Speaker 3: so fucking horrible on set that people were getting panic
Speaker 3: attacks to even go in and like ask his lunchevy Weinstein, right,
Speaker 3: I know know someone's currently around that is just everyone knows.
Speaker 1: Some people love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wish there was a place like Desmis
Speaker 3: instead of them being like, guess who's dating this person
Speaker 3: from the Netflix show this summer? I turn pretty like,
Speaker 3: where can we just go and say all the horrible
Speaker 3: things celebrities have done?
Speaker 1: And sometimes they have that stuff, but it seems like
Speaker 1: almost made ups.
Speaker 3: That's what I want is just a dump for people
Speaker 3: to say this person's an asshole, because industry knows. The
Speaker 3: Ellen stuff was going around decade or more a decade
Speaker 3: or more before we all it went.
Speaker 1: Across the nation.
Speaker 5: You want an anonymous posting board where you can kind
Speaker 5: of grade actors on their kindness, like you to have that.
Speaker 5: There's a website that's like teaching rates dot com and
Speaker 5: then students can my professor and I get rate my professor.
Speaker 5: So if a certain or producer or director gets a
Speaker 5: bad enough rating, then it needs to be investigated by
Speaker 5: the CIA.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that. Actually a shot article.
Speaker 5: What potentially they should be kicked out of the country
Speaker 5: and sent to work in a labor camp from on
Speaker 5: an oil rig.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I mean every industry has just disgusting people.
Speaker 3: People get in how many people just like hate their bosses.
Speaker 3: Bosses are terrible. You almost don't want to be a
Speaker 3: boss because bosses are so connotated with being terrible people.
Speaker 1: Because that power we got to go.
Speaker 3: But I was gonna say there was an article I
Speaker 3: came across recently that said what Taylor Swift can teach
Speaker 3: the industry about kindness and her giving one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to everyone on her tour. She gives away a
Speaker 3: lot of her money, and I know she makes billions,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter, but there I really haven't heard
Speaker 3: stories about her being unkind almost ever, and maybe she
Speaker 3: does a good job of covering them up with her
Speaker 3: PR team, But I do think that there are other
Speaker 3: people on tours right now, being like, man, I wish
Speaker 3: I would have been on Era's tour because these tours
Speaker 3: all take hundreds of people and they're such hard work.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if you were on another tour and
Speaker 3: you heard that they everyone on her tour got a
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars shack because that's just not done.
Speaker 1: People are greedy with their money, greedy and uh. And
Speaker 1: I think anytime she gets slacked or being like.
Speaker 3: When when I would love to hear one oh when
Speaker 3: they said I've heard, I'm no, they don't exist.
Speaker 2: Those people have been executed. I mean, have you have
Speaker 2: you ever heard one? You're the queen of TS trivia?
Speaker 1: No, I really haven't.
Speaker 3: I think there's been some times where people have told
Speaker 3: me something that I didn't even want to know, because
Speaker 3: it's like, that's not like information I should be privy to.
Speaker 1: Like even me, I can be.
Speaker 3: I can be nasty sometimes because I'm an a bad mood,
Speaker 3: or I can I've made fun of a friend who
Speaker 3: I didn't know was extremely sensitive to what I was doing,
Speaker 3: and I ended up hurting their feelings without knowing it.
Speaker 3: So I think there's been maybe moments like that for her,
Speaker 3: because who who out there has not hurt someone in
Speaker 3: their life?
Speaker 1: But no, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know that said that, Taylor Swift threw a
Speaker 5: recyclable up in a regular garbage.
Speaker 1: She would never. She would never. All right, guys, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the show.
Speaker 2: We got to go.
Speaker 3: We will be here next week. Don't be cut and
Speaker 3: just be nice other people shoot try them on