1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he tells 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: his sister everything. He tells his sister everything. But we'll 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit, because right now 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,639 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: you got for his nap? Well, I'm going deep, deep 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: deep deep deep prank cover, deep prank cover right here, 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: let me see here. Yeah, I'm down in the prank 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: all archives here. I'm done, way down deep in the deep. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: This one right here is all raight. Me and ya mera, 11 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: my daddy, my daddy could all my uncle's yes, all 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: ra all ra Me and your baby is getting married. 13 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: Me and your old baby is getting married today, got dog, 14 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: if you would, me and your baby. We're getting mad. 15 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying 16 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: to reach Mr y Mr. How you doing, I'm trying. 17 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: Let me let me make you I'm calling the right person. 18 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: Your daughter is Crystal? Okay, cool, Yeah, I got the 19 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: right pres Hey, listen, Well, I wanted to do Mr 20 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: Richards's called and introduce myself to you and let you 21 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff, and 22 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh, you know, pretty much 23 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: like the last five or six months, and I wanted to, um, 24 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: let you know that I'm very very interested in and 25 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: and I know this is kind of crazy for you 26 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,559 Speaker 1: to get a phone call for me, but I'm very 27 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: interested in Crystal right now, and I want to do 28 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to do the man thing 29 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: and just reach out to your man and say I'm 30 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: really interested in and uh in marrying your daughter and 31 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what what? What'in? 32 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: My name is Jeff Jeff. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen. I'm 33 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: very close with my daughter, and my daughter has never 34 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow, 35 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what deus about what it's been like 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,079 Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal 37 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at 38 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: the school. But what I want to do is tell 39 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal. Man. Uh, 40 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know, 41 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in Mary and Crystal. You know, 42 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Crystal to be my wife. Well, 43 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard you before, and my daughter 44 00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody 45 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: right now. My daughter isn't going school. I understand that. 46 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: And you know, we you know, it's been you know, 47 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever, 48 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: but you know, the main thing and me and Christal really, 49 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: you know, we really, we really do love each other. Mr. 50 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: I wanna but if you love my daughter, she would 51 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: have told me and she was in love with someone. Well, 52 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: you know what you know. And and maybe it's a 53 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: situation where Christina is like a little maybe a little 54 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what 55 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: I'm saying. My daughter can talk to me about anything. 56 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: We talk every day, right right, You're like you, I 57 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: talked to my daughter every day, your daughter. And how 58 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: old is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on 59 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: a minute, man, You say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay, 60 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: Well hold to you. I'm far the six forty six, 61 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: forty six years old. You want to man, five year 62 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: old daughter? He let me say this right here. Love 63 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know, 64 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age 65 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, Man, 66 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: I'm okay, and I understand that. But what I'm trying 67 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: to explain to you, man, is that it comes a 68 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: time man when you just you just don't know what's 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: gonna have. Man. Love just love is love, man, And 70 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: you've been locked up on parole at the university on 71 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm 72 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Cristal is just a beautiful person. Man. 73 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: Hold on, man, you calling me at the bluetouter. Look, man, 74 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: I'll never work. I got a lot of work on 75 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: my damn desk and you're calling me telling me, huh, 76 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,359 Speaker 1: former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty 77 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty You 78 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: damn that at my age you want to marry my daughter. Man, 79 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you, but I don't 80 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: even do. I need to talk to Crystal and get 81 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. That's what the hell I 82 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 1: need to do. Hey, And I understand that, Mr. You 83 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: was probably going I want to talk to and and 84 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying 85 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: to explain to you is that man. Little ain't got 86 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: no limit. Man, It's just something that holm Crystal love me, 87 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: I love huh, And it is what it is. I 88 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: just wanted to try to get your blessings on this. 89 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: You can't love gonna marry my daughter now. My daughter 90 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: been a private school. I love dad in life. She 91 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: was on the day all four years of college and 92 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: she's going on to Glass School and you're gonna man 93 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 1: my daughter on your working me. I understand that. What 94 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that you 95 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: know what, man, Sometimes I love is right the second 96 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: time around. You understand what I'm saying. What the hell 97 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: you mean a second time? I got kids already. What 98 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is it didn't work out with 99 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 1: me on the first time. What I wanted to do, man, 100 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: it just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They 101 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: got to do it, dude. But the hell don't you 102 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: talking about? Listen? Look, look, look, look, I got to 103 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm 104 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: gonna find out what the hell is going on, because yes, man, 105 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you 106 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: and I understand all that. I understand what you're saying. 107 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: What I want to say to you is this right here, 108 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here, 109 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: we're gonna eat low and make sure that we look 110 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: to him. You ain't doing a thing with my daughter 111 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: unless it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing I 112 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: don't even know your jailbird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna 113 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: call my daughter final. You really are lost your mind. 114 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: If you think your old jail bird it's gonna be 115 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: marry and my daughter my STI has not a future. 116 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 1: You ain't got is wrong with us. I'm not gonna 117 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: sit it and go back and forth, but you mr, 118 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: me and Crystal getting married that we'll not happen under 119 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: any circumstances. What you think the circumstances are me and 120 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: Crystal getting married. That's it not to love, man, I 121 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: don't know what the hell you think you're as long 122 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: as you what it's gotta be. I got one more 123 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: thing I need to stay, and then me and Crystal 124 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: just gonna come over there and dry down here and 125 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: tell you exactly what's going on in our life. Right now. 126 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: You got to say to me, Are you listening to me? 127 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: I got to say, this is nephew Tommy from the 128 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your 129 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: daughter Crystal and her boyfriend outside my job and looking 130 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 1: at me like I'm crazy, and your baby girl just 131 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: wanted to put a smile on your face. Man, I 132 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: gotta ask you what he is? What is the baddest 133 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, 134 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Shows. You know, they they have brought up 135 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: the subject matter about I'm sorry. I'm sorry. First of all, 136 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: incredible prank, incredible, but first your own self. First, I 137 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: want to give an honor the pranks. Alright, all prank 138 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: praises and all prank praise dances, because I do that's 139 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: starting to be a part of the equation as well. 140 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: But you know they're talking about all right, they're talking 141 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: about a a hall of fame. They the prank Hall 142 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: of Fame is what they're talking about. That's what they're 143 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: talking about. So I'm grateful of that about yeah, and 144 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: the prank Hall of Fame. And I don't know y'all 145 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 1: be sitting here letting him talk like this, you know, 146 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: being here, well it ain't no. They issue you all right, 147 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 1: coming up next, Coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject 148 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: is he tells his sister everything. We'll get into it 149 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Day Harvey Morning Show.