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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: If you experience.

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Speaker 3: Memorial Day weekend here in the New York area, it's

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Speaker 3: either you drive to the Hampton's out on the lie

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Speaker 3: or you drive down the shore on the Parkway. Either way,

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Speaker 3: this is the weekend where you see people pulled off

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Speaker 3: to the side of the road and taking a piss.

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Speaker 2: That's what's happening. That is true.

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Speaker 3: This is where you see it the most. This is

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Speaker 3: the weekend you're gonna see a lot of people peeing

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Speaker 3: on the side of the road.

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Speaker 1: There's so much traffic, Like you freaking could be normally

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Speaker 1: take you an hour and fifteen take you four hours

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Speaker 1: and in that time come on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and the guys, you know, we can.

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Speaker 3: You always use the old gatorade bottle. But women not

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Speaker 3: so easy. So when's the last time you just got

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Speaker 3: out of your car and pete on the side of

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Speaker 3: the road, anyone.

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Speaker 1: I've done it at soccer matches, not out of the car.

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Speaker 1: I've gone into the woods and.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, hold on.

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Speaker 3: So you're there watching your kids play soccer, and all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden, oh look, soccer mom gets up and

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Speaker 3: just disappears into the woods, like Homer Simpson backing into

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Speaker 3: the shrubs, because sometimes.

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Speaker 1: You go to these tournaments and it's like in the woods,

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Speaker 1: it's like out of nowhere, and the bathroom was locked.

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Speaker 1: You've got to figure it out, so you have to

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Speaker 1: kind of just go into the woods.

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Speaker 4: Ye right, I've only seen outside once in my life. Really,

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Speaker 4: fourth birthday, man, we were hammered. How to do it?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Was it out in the woods or is it between

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Speaker 3: two parked cars in New York City?

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Speaker 4: It was actually horrifically it was in a parking lot

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Speaker 4: into a sewer, like the great the sewer great?

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Speaker 2: Oh good, Yeah, well that's good. At least that was convenient.

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Speaker 4: Yeah the sewer was there, zero coverage whatsoever.

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Speaker 5: But what about you, Froggy. You're a big p on

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Speaker 5: the side of the road kind of guy, aren't you.

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Speaker 5: I will, but let me tell you who has a problem.

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Speaker 5: And the band going on long road trips. Scotty b

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Speaker 5: So we were on the long road trip driving my

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Speaker 5: son up to New York there to bring him to

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Speaker 5: Long Island, and Scotty kept having to stop. So one

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Speaker 5: point I said, dude, just use this gate raaye bottle.

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Speaker 5: He's like, no, I refuse to go in that gate

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Speaker 5: Ray bottle. I said, why he goes because you drank

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Speaker 5: out of it. I'm like, what does it matter? He's like, no,

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Speaker 5: he won't pee in a bottle that somebody else drink on.

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Speaker 2: What you get it? How do you get that, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: Scotty explain this to us. It's kind of like we're

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Speaker 2: making out. I don't know, I don't know. You're not.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's unless you're into like humping bottles. It

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Speaker 3: makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: What's because Frogy.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on for the record, Danielle, all of

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Speaker 3: us guys aren't weird. I think that's weird. I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: do that. I would pee in a bottle that someone's

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Speaker 3: lips had been on.

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Speaker 5: Froggy, saliva is on the rim and wipe it off.

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Speaker 2: I sorry, I still tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Scotty is not that big where he is to worry

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Speaker 1: about his touching Listen.

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Speaker 6: I needed the wide gatorade. I needed the wide mouth bottle.

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Speaker 6: But the problem with the problem with this bottle is

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Speaker 6: it was only twelve ounces, so I had to pinch

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Speaker 6: it off when I was only halfway through, and that's

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Speaker 6: really difficult to do.

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Speaker 2: How much did you have to pee? A lot? Oh my,

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Speaker 2: but it was the small bottle. But wait a minute,

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Speaker 2: but Daniel, run up a good point.

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Speaker 3: You're you're ding dong isn't big enough to hit the

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Speaker 3: side of the of the circle. I mean, it's like

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Speaker 3: playing operation with you. The thing's never gonna go and

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Speaker 3: you're gonna get right in there and pull that bone out.

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Speaker 3: I could have used I could have used the poland spring.

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Speaker 3: Just fine, it's gonna.

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Speaker 2: Get it on the rim. So weird.

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Speaker 3: You guys are weird. If you've got a pee. I

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Speaker 3: bet I bet you if you really had to pee

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Speaker 3: and it was an emergency, you would change your mind

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Speaker 3: in that on that I bet you would.

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Speaker 2: I did it. I did it.

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Speaker 6: I just like I had to stop. It's hard to stop.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, okay, what got stuck in the bottle?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 1: No, it did?

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Speaker 6: It definitely didn't.

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Speaker 2: Emergency room. Now, how do you explain this one too?

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Speaker 2: I think they could.

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Speaker 6: They could probably understand that one. I get it, but

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Speaker 6: I saved it for the rest area. I didn't throw

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Speaker 6: it out the window. I hate when people do that.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, yeah, yeah, because you know what, you don't

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Speaker 3: never ever pick up any yellow colored. Never pick up

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Speaker 3: a bottle off the side of road and drink out

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 2: I think that's really no.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, don't worry you do.

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Speaker 6: You see how many of those pea bombs on the

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Speaker 6: side of the cross Bronx when you're driving?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I never think.

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Speaker 3: Scottie b comes up with the weirdest stories like what

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Speaker 3: what did you do recently that made you throw your

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Speaker 3: back out?

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Speaker 2: What did you do? Why are you telling him?

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Speaker 6: I turned around to get milk out of the refrigerator

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Speaker 6: and my pocket on my shorts got caught on the handle,

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Speaker 6: and as I was pulling, I was like, ah, because

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Speaker 6: I didn't expect me not to be able to go,

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Speaker 6: So my back hurts.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Froggy threw out his ba teeth when I was at

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Speaker 1: his house.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. I broke a rips kneezing one. So who

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Speaker 2: am I scary? I yawned and broke a rib man,

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Speaker 2: trust me getting old socks. You know who used to say.

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Speaker 3: That all the time is Uncle Johnny would always say that,

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Speaker 3: you know, until until the very end he was like,

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Speaker 3: please don't get old it's awful.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It was three It was oh wow, It was three

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Speaker 3: weeks and twenty minutes ago that Uncle Johnny passed away,

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Speaker 3: and uh, I was looking at him this morning. We

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Speaker 3: have we have a picture of him in our bedroom

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Speaker 3: where we have this wall of fame for whatever short

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Speaker 3: shelf of fame for pictures of friends and stuff. And

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Speaker 3: I looked at him, like, Johnny, you know, I wish

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Speaker 3: you were here to kick off the weekend with us.

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Speaker 2: He would have a nice, a nice Memorial Day Martini.

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Speaker 1: Yes, after he put his teeth in exactly.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, So, if Uncle Johnny had

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Speaker 3: sucked down on Martini and you had to pee in

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Speaker 3: the car, Scotty, would you pee in the Martini glass?

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Speaker 6: In a glass that's hard? Yeah, yeah, it's why it's

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Speaker 6: big enough. You just absolutely like I'd pee in a

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Speaker 6: bowl because it doesn't touch the sides.

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Speaker 2: You know what I love about radio. We paint pictures

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Speaker 2: with words, so the visuals hereo just kind of fun.

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Speaker 2: A big mixing bowl the problem. Okay, all right, there

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Speaker 2: you go,