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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer pay Nila. Year's Nikki. Hey everyone, good

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Speaker 1: morning or afternoon or night. It's morning here. It's an

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Speaker 1: early show today. It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. Hello.

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Speaker 1: UM gosh, what a good show we have for you today.

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Speaker 1: We have a fun segment later on then. I hope

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Speaker 1: you stick around for because, um yeah, it's a new

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Speaker 1: segment we're breaking out on the show that we've been

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Speaker 1: wanting to do for a while, which is where I

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Speaker 1: record a personal moment in my life outside of the

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Speaker 1: podcast studio and then offer commentary upon said recording. And

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Speaker 1: over the weekend I accidentally recorded myself. Um, and I

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Speaker 1: went back and watched the video and realized it was

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Speaker 1: really funny, and so I sent it to Noah and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna explore that later, So you want to stay tuned.

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Speaker 1: We also of Andrew coming in later to give us

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Speaker 1: the news. Andrew and I had a great weekend. Lots

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Speaker 1: to cover today. Um, Andrew is waiting in the wings

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Speaker 1: outside the door. By the way, he can hear everything

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Usually he like stays in his room, but

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Speaker 1: I think he's like actively out in the living room.

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Speaker 1: He can hear me, it doesn't matter. Andrew is he

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Speaker 1: went and got some Celsius this morning at CPS. I

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Speaker 1: bit my tongue because he was It was funny. He

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Speaker 1: has this habit right now if you're just joining the show.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Colin is my co host and roommate, and Uh,

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Speaker 1: I record the podcast out of a guest room next

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Speaker 1: to my bedroom. UM. I don't know why I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you which room it is. In case you come murder me,

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Speaker 1: you'll see the studio and then you're gonna want to

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Speaker 1: take a left because that'll be my bedroom. You're heading

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Speaker 1: to the wrong room if you're trying to murder me

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Speaker 1: of in my studio. Um. But this morning he has

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Speaker 1: this habit of like leaving before me, like when we

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, I have to get my AirPods. I'll

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Speaker 1: like a quite a hike to the elevators. I think

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Speaker 1: you know it doesn't matter. I just don't like when

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Speaker 1: someone like, we're even if we're going to different places,

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Speaker 1: if we're leaving at the same time, just like, why

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Speaker 1: are you? First of all, it's annoying because you'll get

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Speaker 1: to the elevator bank, you'll call the elevator, You'll get

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Speaker 1: three that's actually operating. Did I say any this to him? No?

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Speaker 1: Do Will I eventually confront him with it? Yes? Will it?

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Speaker 1: Will it? Will? It only be revealed once he's done

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Speaker 1: it approximately nine times? Of course, has he done it twice? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So do we have seven more to go before I

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Speaker 1: explode on him? Yeah? Um, but this morning he he

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Speaker 1: has a big old golf tournament. Uh, it's not even

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Speaker 1: a tournament. It's so funny. He um. He got asked

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Speaker 1: to be a part of a celebrity golf experience um

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Speaker 1: by Joe Buck, my personal friend, um, sports announcer, author,

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Speaker 1: overall great person. St. Louis, celeb Joe Buck and uh,

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Speaker 1: he I've if you if you've been listening to the show.

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Speaker 1: someone you just we and he's an honest guy, and

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Speaker 1: I asked questions that I, you know, are very revealing.

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Speaker 1: Joey Buck, and we just like became such good friends.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is, like, it's weird. From the other night. Um,

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Speaker 1: comedian Tim Convey. I was over at his house with

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Speaker 1: Andrew goes, your friend is on TV right now, and

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Speaker 1: my throat. It's already sucked up enough. And then Andrew's like,

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Speaker 1: he's literally on TV. And they're like, well, your friend

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Speaker 1: just Joe Buck. And I'm like, it's weird saying he's

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Speaker 1: spent four and a half hours on a plane next

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Speaker 1: sit next to someone that close? Like you don't even

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Speaker 1: if you're actually talking to the person next to you,

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Speaker 1: we all force ourselves to sit next to people closer

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Speaker 1: and have conversations where your faces are so close together

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Speaker 1: have much better connections because you just you're kind of

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Speaker 1: whispering like this because you don't want to bug bug

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Speaker 1: other people. Whispering creates a tone of like this is

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Speaker 1: a safe circle, we can share stories. So we became

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Speaker 1: like I would say, he's I'm as close to him

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Speaker 1: always say that Joe Rogan is my friend because he is. Granted,

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Speaker 1: I've only hung out with him outside of the pot

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Speaker 1: minutes at a time, Like not like it fleeting. You know,

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Speaker 1: and I've been on there twice. That's a that's a

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Speaker 1: seven hour hang. Imagine if everyone of your friends, like

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Speaker 1: person is my friend. You start saying that your friend.

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Speaker 1: So my friend Joe Buck asked my friend Andrew Colin

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Speaker 1: to uh do the celebrity golf tournament today, but not

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Speaker 1: through me. That's the weird thing. They both have a

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Speaker 1: much money this guy sent spent. It's none of my business.

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Speaker 1: But it's also intriguing to me. And it's I don't

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Speaker 1: judge it. But he got all new clothes, new sticks,

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Speaker 1: which are clubs, and oh my god, him opening the

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Speaker 1: kid on Christmas. I think because Andrew never celebrated Christmas.

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Speaker 1: He's getting all of these like ripping boxes open with

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Speaker 1: it he wants it. I am someone who would let

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Speaker 1: it open. His his taunting of with my birthday gift

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Speaker 1: you're good at opening things. Can you package it? But

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Speaker 1: want Luigi. He was going to CVS and suspiciously, so

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Speaker 1: I go, You're getting some butthole cream. Like it seemed

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Speaker 1: He was like SERI. Yes. I go, okay, well, what's

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Speaker 1: you get in there? And he's in his golf outfit already,

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Speaker 1: It's like, I go getting some what's recticare? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: He goes Celsius. I was like, okay, okay, you're getting Celsius,

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Speaker 1: the drink that you know caused a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a tiff last week. I realized why I hate Celsius NOA.

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Speaker 1: I looked at the can to really explore what he

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Speaker 1: loves about this drink, because Celsius is good. I go,

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Speaker 1: what is it? It's not just dustin pooria drinking them

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Speaker 1: on Instagram? The reason, Listen, maybe that is the reason

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Speaker 1: he likes them. I don't like them because they say

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Speaker 1: they like burned fat like and I feel like he's

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Speaker 1: falling for that. I think he does think that they

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Speaker 1: tells you it burns fat. I'm sorry, can we all

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Speaker 1: be better consumers? Do you don't you understand at this point, Listener,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you do. Andrew I think still has faith

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Speaker 1: that there's anything out there that burns fat. If there

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Speaker 1: was something on the market that burned fat. Don't you

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Speaker 1: think it would be what everyone would drink? And don't

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Speaker 1: you think it would get around that this thing actually

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Speaker 1: burns fat and you don't have to do anything else

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Speaker 1: accept drink this drink. There is nothing that does that.

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Speaker 1: It's all a lie and um, listen, I get tricked

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Speaker 1: by marketing constantly. I was going to do a haul.

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Speaker 1: So afterwards, no, I just to make this real quick.

425
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Speaker 1: Joe is like, I want to get a cigar, and

426
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll smoke a cigar like I and

427
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 1: you don't inhale, and I love the smell of cigar.

428
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 1: So I was like, I want to get a cigar.

429
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: And so we walk talk and I don't even know

430
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: where we're going. Joe's just like leaving us. We go

431
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 1: to I'm not even gonna say where we go to

432
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: this like ritzy hotel that I didn't even know existed,

433
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: and we walk in. It's it's maybe the most beautiful

434
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: lobby of a hotel I've ever seen my life, and

435
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: it's in St. Louis. It's like it's the Ritz. Let

436
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 1: me just say that because I want to shout it out.

437
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: It's like gorgeous. Please give me a free stay there,

438
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: staycation um. And then we go and he leads us

439
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 1: down a bunch of weird hallways. I'm like, are we

440
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: going to like an underground like you know, uh speak.

441
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening? So many weird hallways

442
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: and then he knocks on this door and it's this

443
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: un marked door and it's a cigar club and you

444
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: walk in and it's like this like Illuminati back door,

445
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: like you have to pull on a candlestick, say a code,

446
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: do a handshake with the man who pretends not to

447
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 1: know you, and then he lets please please come in,

448
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: Mr Buck And we walk in this place and there

449
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: was definitely like he was a sports Some guy in

450
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: the corner was like some like hot shot young sports kids.

451
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you go around town with Joe Bucky in St.

452
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: Louis he's he's he's probably one of the biggest figures here. Yeah,

453
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: there was a hockey player that knew him at Capital Grill.

454
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: But yeah. So We're in the in the cigar bar,

455
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: and I'm feeling a little nauseous because it's just cigar

456
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: smoke and it's making me sick. And I'm feeling like,

457
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: I don't even want cigar. I got in there, I go,

458
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I just want water cigar club like hookah

459
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: for for the elite. Yeah, and no one really likes it.

460
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: Everyone just kind of like, what are we doing? Like

461
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: it's just it's nothing. There's nothing about a cigar place

462
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: that is anything. But there are jackets in this closet

463
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: that you walk in and you can swap out your

464
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 1: jacket for another jacket, And I go, I guess smoking

465
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: jacket is so that you oh my god, that's what

466
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: they were smoking jacket. Would you think a smoking jacket is?

467
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 1: What did you think it was? I had no idea.

468
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't even think I thought of

469
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: smoking jet like a smoking jacket, like, yeah, it looks great. Well,

470
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 1: and this row of jackets that looks like the master's jackets,

471
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's all jacket. I wonder if those okay,

472
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: you trade in your jacket. Even the closet you put

473
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: your clean jacket in, it's gonna smell like cigar smoke.

474
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: So what's the You just put on a jacket so

475
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: you can feel it cool? Yeah, want of the goddamn jacket.

476
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: I was annoyed that they didn't offer me one. I

477
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: think there needs to be perfume jackets when you want

478
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: to cheat on your wife. Oh my god. We had

479
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: so much fun just hanging out and it was like, no,

480
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I'm embracing St. Louis life. Friday night,

481
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: we go to a Saturday night, we go to a

482
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: barb Friday night. I stayed in, I think, and had

483
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: a great time. We go to a game, another facebadday.

484
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: We go to a base Friday. I stand in and

485
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: I have a night to myself with my dog and

486
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: we just like bond Is fucking bond Is like hanging out.

487
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: Just such a good night with Luigi playing guitar. Just

488
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: had a great time. Uh, Andrew was at his ladies.

489
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: Saturday night, we go to a barbecue at Tim's and

490
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: we hang and we watched the Cardinals game and Dodgers

491
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: on TV. Out side. Yeah, oh my god, it was

492
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: so it was the Cups game? Oh yeah, what did

493
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 1: I says? And then and we're watching a game Saturday

494
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: night that our best friend Joe Buck is fucking in

495
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: Chicago the voice of we see him like get an

496
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Emmy on TV. We're like, We're going to dinner with

497
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: him tomorrow. Cut to twenty hours later, we're sitting across

498
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: from him. Mr. St. Louis. We are. We are killing

499
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: it in this town. I love this town. I'm staying

500
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: in this town for as long as they'll have me.

501
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm we were getting invited. We just solicited ourselves to

502
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: get invited to more parties. If you are in St.

503
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: Louis and you think that your dinner party needs some

504
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: spicing up or a barbecuer party, you get in our

505
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,239
Speaker 1: d m s and you invite us, because if your

506
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: party is cool enough, we will show up. We've got

507
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: nothing else to do. And I'm extending this to forty

508
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: minutes outside the St. Louis area. Middle again. We will not, No,

509
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: we will. We all have by a trailer park for sure,

510
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: what just to make fun of them and throw aways,

511
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: that's part. No, we will go to your party. I

512
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: want to start doing this. I will go to parties

513
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: with my friend Andrew as my you know, just so

514
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm safe. UM take us to your party, try to

515
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: um make a party for the fact that we might

516
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: show up and we might so invite us. We got

517
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: to get to the news the news. Did I say

518
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: like that? But actually kind of yeast first with it.

519
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: I hope you guys are doing well out there and

520
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: you're enjoying all the swells. Can do it. I've never

521
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: gotten to do it. You know what? The beauty of

522
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: everyone has everyone has them and everyone I want everyone

523
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: to ride those all day, all week. It's going to

524
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 1: be a good week. Let's get into the news. Oh

525
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: I love this. I love that you're taking half my job.

526
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: Is how we slowly get fired? That's like great. I

527
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: could say, alright, everybody, I don't know if I have anymore. Okay,

528
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: Lobster diver, Oh man, I heard about this. Okay, well

529
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: I heard about this too, lobster diver. I bet we

530
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: talked a game where you type in two words into

531
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: porn hub and see what comes up, because I honestly

532
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: that would be so fun, because some weird ship comes up.

533
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,239
Speaker 1: I gotta start collecting porn titles when I see them,

534
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: because sometimes they're so funny. But when I'm horny and

535
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: looking for porn, I'm not in comedian but that's but

536
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: that's the key, because no one is. There's only one bit.

537
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: I remember. Patton Oswald does a great bit on this

538
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: album feeling kind of patent about porn titles and like

539
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: emails he gets with like ball guzzling sluts and like

540
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: how the poetry is. Like, there's some really good writers

541
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: And honestly, some of the captions have been getting me

542
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: to watch the videos beyond just I used to just

543
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: look at the videos and like the scenes from them,

544
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: but now I read the description and I'm like, oh, wow,

545
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: she begs for mercy as she's all these writers for Like,

546
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: what are some of the big writing like that that

547
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: have been uh Like yeah, I mean I love Sorkin's

548
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: work on Black Raw, That's what I'm saying, but like, yeah,

549
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: there's so many like companies that are journalists that have

550
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: been fired, and they just know one to have been

551
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: the guy that got fired for jerking off on Zoom.

552
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: He's he's writing for Tushy dot com. Okay, so lobster

553
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: diver who claims he was swallowed by a whale. Times

554
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: is an important word here. Yes, but he also survived

555
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: the plane crash in two thousand one that killed three

556
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: out of five people. I mean that, I think you

557
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: can probably back up with them. I don't know. It

558
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: was the Associated Press, Okay, legitimate story. Okay, So I

559
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: mean I saw this all over the place. So he

560
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: does claim because no one witnessed him getting swallowed. He

561
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: had a buddy out there. He had a witness, Jonah. Yeah,

562
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: Jonah still stuck in there with a little candle inside

563
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: the They also went to a sea horse for he

564
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: Oh the horse was an article quoted. He was, okay,

565
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just horsing around and he goes, I'm

566
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: pregnant because male seahorses are the pregnant ones. WHOA someone

567
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: goes soone at a joke that was like, did you

568
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: know that the male seahorse is the one that is

569
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: the mother and gives birth? And it's like, I think

570
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: I could just say it's the female one, then you could.

571
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: That's a long that's a long road to get. Well,

572
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: you know that women like our clips are actually tiny

573
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: on developed penises are clips are dancers are okay? Michael

574
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: Packard says he was in a whale's mouth, now this

575
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 1: is kind of group for about thirty seconds before he

576
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: was spit out wild lobster diving. I saw light and

577
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: he started throwing his head side to side, and the

578
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: next thing I knew, I was outside. I am this

579
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: is my dream is to get inside a whale. I

580
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: love whales so much. I would be like if I

581
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: was about to be dren, you thrash around and punch

582
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: it and try to get out and punch its nose

583
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: like a shark. But I wouldn't. I would. I would.

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00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: There would be a part of me in the back

585
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: of my head that goes, this is a good way

586
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: to die, like this is gonna this is gonna whale us. Yeah,

587
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: if you got a whale in St. Louis, we'll go

588
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: out to St. Charles. Get inside your whale and aquarium people.

589
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: I love whales. So this guy got spit out by whale.

590
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: He was in there for thirty seconds. He was You know,

591
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: whales they take in a big mouthful of like plankton

592
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: and stuff. The baileeen that goes does the sifting of

593
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: the water through and then they trap all the little things,

594
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: and apparently Michael Palasac or whatever that Michael Ballard, but yes,

595
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean Michael Palasac is a comedian. Oh so he

596
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: was like, you know, he was in the mouth, and

597
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: then the whale was like, okay, this is obviously there's something.

598
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, there's a hair in my mouth. You know

599
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: whales like so this is so is so rude that

600
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: the whale was that dinner with Joe Buck Plankton's pitted.

601
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: I hate when I get a Michael in my salad.

602
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: Now when when you win, if you were spit out,

603
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: like if you were inside. He looked up fell on

604
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: a drunken night, like he like took a tumble in

605
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: some bushes and his wife gets mad when he drinks.

606
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: So he's like, I fell on It was a whale

607
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: of time. You don't even work in the lobstrate in

608
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: the straight when the story is as a lot of holes. Um.

609
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: It almost reminded me of the Amazing Seinfeld episode, which

610
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: is one of the craziest things, where Kramer is hitting

611
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: golf balls golf call back into the sea and then

612
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: George pretends he's a marine biologist and there's a he's

613
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: pretending he's a marine biologist to impress a girl. And

614
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: they're walking on the beach and there is a whale

615
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: that's washed up and they're like, someone helped the whale.

616
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: So georges to pretend to get on a whale to

617
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: like save it, because he's a lot about being a

618
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: marine bologist, because people go, is there a marine biologist here?

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00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, goddamn it. So he gets on

620
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: the whale. And the best part about that scene, which

621
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: I learned from watching like reels on Instagram, there was

622
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: an interview with Jason Alexander and Um Cramer or and

623
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: uh sorry, Jerry seinfeld about that scene, which is if

624
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: you're a Seinfeldt fan, it's an epic one where they're

625
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: sitting after the incident where you don't see this happen,

626
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: you just hear about it. And you see George Castanza

627
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: sitting across the diner table with Kramer there, and Cramer

628
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: knows he's been hitting balls into the sea. Uh, George

629
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: is talking about So I I climbed to the top

630
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: of the beast. He does this amazing monologue. He goes

631
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: and I look into the bull blue hole and I

632
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: see that something's obstructing. It's breathing. So I I reached

633
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: down and he reaches inside his shirt pocket. He goes

634
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: reach in and I pull out, and then he pulls

635
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: out a golf ball and Cramer. The way he shifts

636
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: in his seat like knowing he did it is so funny.

637
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: But he goes the sea was angry that day, my friends,

638
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: like an old man trying to send back soup in Itelli.

639
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: But apparently Jason Alexander did all of the Apparently, Um,

640
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: George Castanza, if you're a sign fl fan, you will

641
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: care about this. If you're not, I'm really sorry to

642
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: waste your time. But he did that all in one take,

643
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: that that monologue, and they were trying not to break

644
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: like it's one of the most famous scenes and I

645
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: would say sitcom history, and they did in one take,

646
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: and that's a special thing. He probably was influenced by

647
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: the Jaw, like Jaws, the old man talking about the English. Well,

648
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Jerry and Larry spent all night. They pulled an all

649
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: night or writing that monologue, and they were like, they go,

650
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: Jason Alexander, do you think you can pull this off?

651
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: It's like a long piece of text. We want you

652
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: to get it in one false we want to try

653
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: to actually get this, and he went off and memorized

654
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: it and then right out of the gate was able

655
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: to do it. And it was like this last minute

656
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: thing they did to the script. Uh, he was probably, Yeah,

657
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: I do Broadway, Like I could do a monologue. I

658
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: could do a monologue about golf. He's on to tell

659
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: the Truth. I think tonight or last night. I guess yeah.

660
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, when you go do that show, which

661
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: I do, I've done like six seasons, you never know

662
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: what celebrities are gonna be on with you. And I

663
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: am now putting in a special request that I got

664
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: to be on an episode with Jesus Alexander, even though

665
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: I honestly I hear he's not that cool and I

666
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: really hate how he threw Susan under the bus. If

667
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, this is the first

668
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: Seinfeld fans, I'm really sorry, But even if you're not,

669
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: this is interesting. Jason Alexander went on Howard Stern. I believe,

670
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: and I think when you go on Howard, you just

671
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 1: try to give Howard juice and you end up saying

672
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: things that you might might hurt people's feelings because you

673
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: just want to be like controversial. But he told Howard

674
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Stern that Susan, who played his wife on the show,

675
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: who dies because she's licking envelopes for their in wedding invitations.

676
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: Because George skimps on the wedding invitations. He buys the

677
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: wedding invitations that have toxic glue shed and he's wanting

678
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: to get out of this wedding. He's like, how am

679
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: I gonna do this? And then Susan dies and everyone's

680
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: kind of just like, alright, well, George go he asked

681
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: for It's a very awkward scene when the doctor comes in,

682
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: it's like she's gone and they're like, what do you

683
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: mean gone. He's like she passed and they're like like

684
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: dead and they're all like you want a diner? Like

685
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: they're all kind of like, we can't be happy in

686
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: front of the doctor. But anyway, he told Howard that

687
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: they killed off her character because Jason couldn't stand acting

688
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: with her and couldn't be a good actor with this woman.

689
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: Which if you watch Susan and George together it is great.

690
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: You would never know this. She's an amazing actress and

691
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: she got killed off because he didn't feel like he

692
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: could be a good enough actor, and it just you

693
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: just realized, like it was a thing he revealed to

694
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: be like interesting. And what it revealed was he got

695
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: a woman fired because she affected the way he could act.

696
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: And it's like and she wasn't doing anything obnoxious, you know,

697
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: she was just he just when he got on camera

698
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: with her, he said it was like you know, like

699
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: you know, uh, a dead spot on a tennis court

700
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: where you bounce the ball and suddenly it's just dead.

701
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: And it's like, but that's not the way anyone else

702
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: saw it. It's just how he felt. But they killed

703
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: her off. Made for great TV. So anyway, we got next,

704
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: wonder how many husbands out there bought envelope for their wife? Alright,

705
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: a woman who is paid this is this is actually

706
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: this goes with the whales story. You might know that story.

707
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you sent it to know. A woman who was

708
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: paid to make stuck fetish. That's a new fetish content

709
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: for fans. She gets trapped in a metal folding chair

710
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: and records firefighters rescuing her with the jaws of life

711
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: on a viral TikTok so This woman for dollar ninety

712
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: nine a minute, will get stuck like Houdini didn't mean

713
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: to get this stuck. No, not that stuck that I

714
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: mean the firefighters showing up sound like the kind of

715
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: porn I would be into. So thank you for making

716
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: that one, because you look at these two photos. There's

717
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: one where she's stuck in the chair. Listen, girls making

718
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: doing things for money. There was some Oh last night,

719
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: there was a story told where some creepy dude asked

720
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: a woman. It was an anecdotal thing of like some

721
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: like a guy in a position of power being like

722
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: disgusting to a woman who worked underneath him. And the

723
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: story was that, uh, he had asked the woman if

724
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: she would have sex with her husband and he could

725
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: just watch and dollars. And I was like, yeah, I'll

726
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: do it. Like it wasn't even involving me, but I

727
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: was like I would do that in a first of all,

728
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: I think that's it would be so fun to share

729
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: with your husband, like we're gonna get let's like use

730
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: it to let's literally like donate it to charity and

731
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: just make this money having sex in front of this

732
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: old man who just wants to watch us. It'll be

733
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: so funny. You'll be like an inside joke with us.

734
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: I won't feel alone because my husband will be there.

735
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: It'll be a weird story, will always have UM. I

736
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: understand though that it is extremely inappropriate thing, and like

737
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: very I felt probably terrible to the woman in the circumstance. However,

738
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: if I'm ever in a relationship and someone wants to

739
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: watch me for ten dollars, I would bump it up

740
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: to twenty at least, just so I could buy something

741
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: substantial with it. Yeah, yeah, I mean like I would

742
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 1: do that. I'm a little weird. Yeah, I think. Well,

743
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: you know, remember the movie in Decent Posal that's a

744
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: completely different ballgame and the guy fucking the wife that

745
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: was a million dollars and then called hot wife. Okay,

746
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: well that ruined their whole marriage, right, because but if

747
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: you fuck in front of a guy, I mean you guys,

748
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: get the guys in the corner just watching. Yeah, yeah,

749
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean he's going. He was an old man. Yeah,

750
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: I love I mean I love watching people have sex

751
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: on porn um and so I don't begrudge this old

752
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 1: man wanting to see it live and having enough money

753
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: to facilitate that with I if it was my boss, obviously,

754
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want this, but it was some old guy

755
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: that I was never going to see again. He's because

756
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna die um soon. I wouldn't mind it,

757
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: and I would tell I would talk about it, you know.

758
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: I think also it would shameful thing. But if I

759
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: came in like three seconds, that's ten grand for three seconds,

760
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean that is that's some Bezos type of money making. Yeah,

761
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: that's you know when they break it down and they're like,

762
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos makes every second every three seconds I come.

763
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: I think like if I wasn't the guy in the

764
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: corner though, if I was paying fifteen grand, I'd be like,

765
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: all right, you gotta go down, Like I'm going to

766
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: get a little direction. I get a little direction now.

767
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: I would have a very clear contract of like this

768
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: is what you can say, this is how what you

769
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: can give us a little direction. I would. But if

770
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm ever in a relationship and you're out there and

771
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: you have your billion and there old man, and you're

772
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: not going to like videotape it or like you know,

773
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: I'll tell people about it, but you can tell people too.

774
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: I don't care. I will funk my husband in front

775
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: of you. Well, that's the good thing about an old

776
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: man because he doesn't know technology, so he's not going

777
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: to get you viral for this. I mean these couples

778
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: that do write a letter to someone about it, write

779
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: the news. He'll be like New York Times old man,

780
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: dear Abbey column and like the classifies of a local

781
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: paper of the Tribune, next to like someone the lawn mower,

782
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: and then the story of using whatever andrew why that

783
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: was a glazier and slip. Yeah, so yeah, I mean,

784
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: like I see all these when you go to porn

785
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: hub and it goes you know the point when he

786
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: watches porn hub and it goes right before the clip,

787
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: it goes ding ding ding dingo. Do you know what

788
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: that is, Rocky, No, When you start a porn hub clip,

789
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: every guy listening right now and it goes ding toun

790
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: it means it says like porn hub community. It means

791
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: like it was like a videotape made by people at

792
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: home and uploaded. Like it's like, what do they call amateur?

793
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: I love that and I if I was not a celebrity,

794
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: I would make amateur porn with my boyfriend in a heartbeat.

795
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 1: And I'm not leaving that look for me if I've

796
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: ever in a relationship, look for me and porn. I'm serious.

797
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: I will be masked and I'd have no tattoos, so

798
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: you won't be able to really identify me. But I

799
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: would do it to the mass blower. There's something sexy,

800
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: but sharing that as a couple. I would never do

801
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: it individually. The mess, the mess getting banger, come in

802
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: the fox. Who is that celebrity getting fun by nine firefighters?

803
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: That's the show. It's pretty good show. I have to

804
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: go and pitch it. I'm actually pitching a show later today.

805
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm having a humongous pitch today. You're gonna I practice

806
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: all weekend. Um, not all weekend, but yeah, we practice

807
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: this weekend. So your girl might be making a show

808
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: pretty soon with some really great people. And I'm excited

809
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: to pitch today. I feel so good going into this pitch,

810
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: where normally I would be like, and it's over zoom.

811
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: So it's I like, in person better but over zoom

812
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: it just leaves. It's just so much easier because you

813
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: don't have the small talk before. I mean, you have

814
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: a little bit of it, but it's not as like,

815
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: it's not as uncomfortable or like kind of bullshitty. Um,

816
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: but I'm not nervous at all. Because I was telling

817
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 1: my partner home I'm pitching with It's five years ago.

818
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: I would have been nervous because I've been like we

819
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: I secretly don't deserve this. But now I'm in a

820
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: place where it's like you don't want to put me

821
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: on your network, You've got bad taste. I'm gonna not

822
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: get out of the party. I've put in my ten hours.

823
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: I know when I'm good at I might not be

824
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: like Jeans smart levels of good, and my acting might

825
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: need a little bit work, but I'm good enough at

826
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: acting that and writing and just being funny that I'm

827
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm money in the bank for a SCRIPTI so especially

828
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: with a team of people who are good at all

829
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: those things that I'm not as experienced that, which is

830
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: what I'm bringing them. So I told my partner, I

831
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: go we go in there. I don't want to feel

832
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: like like like you're lucky to be sitting across from us,

833
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: but uh, it's really important to remember that you're strong,

834
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: you're prepared, and this is easy. The three things the

835
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: mantra that helped me get over my dancing with the

836
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: star's injury, because if you go into something and you

837
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: know each of those things in your heart, then you

838
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: have no reason to be nervous because they should be

839
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: excited you're there, like, I'm offering them a TV show

840
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: that is going to make the money and get them

841
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: a claim without question because the people me and the

842
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: people involved have not do not fail when we really

843
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: try something, we just are We're pretty much. Yeah, it's

844
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: nice to have confidence about something, and I have no

845
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: confidence in so many other things, but that I'm just like,

846
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: it's just good to be in a place in my

847
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: career at the age of thirty seven, which only comes

848
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: with age. That's the best thing about aging is that

849
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: you have more time to say, I'm like, I'm better

850
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: at a like literally five year old doing stand up comedy.

851
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to be better than you. You might have

852
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: a new fresh take or a thing that people, but

853
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: technically I'm going to be better than you just because

854
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: I have more hours in it and talent. If if

855
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: you've heard you've heard my schpiel before, but talent is

856
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: not talent plus uh you know work ethic. It it's

857
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: literally natural born talent is like three of it. I

858
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: swear to God. And the rest is just how much

859
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: you work. So if you find something you love and

860
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: you work hard enough at it. Um. Because when I

861
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: was writing the song really Quick, people that wrote me

862
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: about which Ted talk I watched to write a song,

863
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: some of you found a very least some of you didn't.

864
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: I think, whatever to Dok you go to how to

865
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: write a song together. It's a really cheesy guy and

866
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: you'll know him instantly. Um By just when I say

867
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: cheesy guy, he says. At one point, you think as

868
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: someone who's never wrote written a song, Noah Andrew. You

869
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 1: think like you've written a song, Andrew, But like Noah,

870
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: maybe you haven't written a song. You think that probably

871
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I'm gonna be so bad. But

872
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: the experience you have if you listen to two songs

873
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: a day for your for the past twenty years of

874
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: your life. Let's say on average, you hear two songs

875
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: a day, whether you're in Starbucks or in your car.

876
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: You consume music as you're an expert. You've done ten

877
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: thousand hours of listening to music. You have taste. You

878
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: have the ability to know what's good and what's bad.

879
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: So don't begrudge yourself that experience that might not have

880
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: felt like work. You have a right to know what

881
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: sounds good and what doesn't. And essentially songwriting is just

882
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: making a choice, like being like I like the first

883
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: lyric could be like I love my dog, and then

884
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: I go do I like that? And I got no,

885
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: let me try something. I love my dog. Oh I

886
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: do like that? Okay, next thing, so I'll keep that.

887
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: Uh he is so cute. Do I like that? I'll

888
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: keep that? And each time you go do I like it?

889
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: If you don't, you would think of something else, and

890
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: then you move on until you have a whole song.

891
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: Isn't it fun? Yeah? I mean I think I think

892
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: what you said of being like to understand that, oh

893
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: I've put in the work, and to tap in that.

894
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: I think a lot of time you'll forget that you've

895
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: done the work and you're like, wait, I'm really good

896
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: at this. It's I don't know. You can apply to driving.

897
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: Or when I was like I went golfing yesterday, I

898
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I've put in a ship

899
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: ton of hours, but it's been whatever. Tapping into that brain,

900
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: tapping into that ship writing a TV show, think of

901
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: how much TV you've watched, or or being the type

902
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: of person who could maybe even develop a TV show.

903
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: This opens up a possibility to to you listening at

904
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: home that thought I could never do stand up. I

905
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: like to listen to it, but I can never do it. Yes,

906
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: you could. You've consumed enough that you could do it.

907
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: I could never do a podcast. If you listen to

908
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: the show enough and regularly, you could. UM. So you

909
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: have opinions, you have likes and dislikes, and you could

910
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: do it. Let's get to why do I care? Can

911
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: we just slide on into that or do we actually

912
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: have time? I think let'st's let's hit the um. After

913
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: five years, Apple pays out millions in compensation after their

914
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 1: iPhone repair facility shared a twenty one year old students

915
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: explicit personal images on her Facebook. So they got her phone,

916
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: they got inside the code, and then they took ten

917
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: photos from her phone and put it on her Facebook

918
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: so would look like she actually posted them. Why would

919
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: they do this because they're bored and they're not paid enough.

920
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: Maybe because I don't think they're assholes. This is like

921
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 1: just this is there was a hot girl and they

922
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: decided to take the photos off her phone and then

923
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: log onto her Facebook, which they had. Yeah, she sent

924
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: her phone into repair um and Apple encouraged you to

925
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: give your password when you do that. She didn't reset

926
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: her phone, she just sent it in with everything on it,

927
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: and they maliciously did that, and they posted explicit photos,

928
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: her own explicit photos on her Facebook and made it

929
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: seem like she posted it, and they only got taken

930
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: down when her friends were like, what is this, who's

931
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: doing this? And things? They won't be caught. All these

932
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: people know that I love it that these guys posed it.

933
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: And her friends are like, that's Cathy, what an invasion?

934
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: And you I always you know, I have explicit photos

935
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: on my phone, and I realized that I could be

936
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 1: hacked and they could be you know, released and put

937
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: on my Facebook. Even though literally if you put something

938
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: on my Facebook, I wouldn't even notice because I don't.

939
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: I just do the blind like everything on Instagram, I

940
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: just post on Facebook. And I know that that some

941
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: people on Instagram. It's so funny because we'll have videos

942
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: like from you up back in the day, and they

943
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: have millions of views on Facebook. But because we don't

944
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,959
Speaker 1: even check Facebook, we don't even go there for gratification.

945
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: We don't even go there for anything. I don't but

946
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: yet on Instagram like bea unless you check it all

947
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: the like, don't know you could go away. I mean,

948
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: eventually something will replace Instagram and we'll have to like

949
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: transition our like self esteem into some other thing or

950
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: maybe go back to Facebook. But I will say that, Um,

951
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: that sucks for her. I'm glad she's getting a fucking

952
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: massive settlement because that's such an invasion of privacy. Um.

953
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 1: What I wanted to say, though, is that always again

954
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: uploading the things to the now if she do you

955
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: think the rotterer you look, the less money you should get.

956
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, because it's like

957
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: it's not that embarrassing she looked great or he looked great.

958
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: I know that's crazy to say he's making a joke.

959
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm making a joke, but I'm also being like,

960
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: I also think there is something picked one where I'm

961
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: I like, those are the ones that I didn't edit

962
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: the ehere, like the shopped images. Obviously that's a joke.

963
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: And yeah, I think she should get less money if

964
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: she looks Are you kidding me? Now? I will say, though,

965
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: that there's a new feature that I heard about where

966
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: you can I read a story ages ago where a

967
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: woman was killed. There was a bridge that collapsed and

968
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: she was killed instantly. I referenced it all the time

969
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: because it seems like the best way to go because

970
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: she literally was just made into dust because a huge

971
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: bridge fell on her. And it was crazy because her

972
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: her best friend. Like you and I are driving and

973
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, a bridge collapses. It slices the

974
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: car in half. I am disintegrated in front of you,

975
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: like literally, you don't know even know where I am,

976
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: and you are fine. So the guy next to her

977
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: was fine. So it's a really tragic story because all

978
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: that was preserved was her cell phone of her entire body,

979
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 1: I mean, she was turned to It was a huge

980
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: bridge that collapsed, so she was nothing. They had nothing

981
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: from her except her cell phone and her family. They

982
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: had a great case. It was one of those auto boxes.

983
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: She Oh my god, that that joke is really funny.

984
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: But it is so weird to drop in funny jokes

985
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: on these tragic things, which last night there was a

986
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: joke put The joke put in when we were talking

987
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: about like a I can't even say, there was a

988
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: joke made last night in the middle of a story

989
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: about something heinous that was so inappropriate because I was

990
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: with a bunch of guys, but it had it got

991
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: made and I had to laugh. But I settled. I

992
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: looked up at the sky and said, Dear God, please

993
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: forget me for laughing at that. Because there's sometimes where

994
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: it's just like you, we can't joke about that. But

995
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: as comedians, we we always find funny in the sadness.

996
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, she had a really great UM cellphone case.

997
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: Her parents, though they wanted to have some like memory

998
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: of their daughter and her last day they would you know,

999
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: her mom hadn't talked to her in like a week

1000
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: because she was studying for finals, and she just wanted

1001
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: to see what her daughter was up to. The Apple

1002
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: refuses to let any and even posthumously, into the phone.

1003
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: And I think I've said this before. They've just updated UM.

1004
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: They just added some feature where you can put a

1005
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: list of people that if you die, they are able

1006
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: to get inside your phone. And so I I really

1007
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: want to know about that so I can do that.

1008
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: I've sent Andrew, my parents and my sister the passwords

1009
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: to everything in my life, which is like, you know

1010
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: how you have like eighteen passwords that you like could

1011
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: be I don't know what they are. Like, it's just

1012
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, I will really want to work on this joke,

1013
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: but I am so tired of making new passwords and

1014
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,959
Speaker 1: being like, what, what's the thing I will remember forever

1015
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: and care about forever? Because when you do that, you go, well,

1016
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: someone wanting to break into my life would just think

1017
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 1: about what I care about and they know it's gonna

1018
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: be Taylor set. I go, maybe I'll do my nephew

1019
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: and niece, and I go, that's obviously. I go, wait

1020
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: a second. Everyone knows that's not obvious. That would be

1021
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: a perfect one. He's not going to write her niece

1022
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: and a movie. They check to do their birthday And

1023
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: I was like, that's what I do. I know, Yeah,

1024
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: it's it's so easy. But I will say that, Uh,

1025
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: even my femailed you because I I know it's really morbid.

1026
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: But I do think that I know that accidents happen.

1027
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't plan on killing myself. People think that when

1028
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: I talk about dying in the case that I die young,

1029
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: it it's like suicide related. I think people get like

1030
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: kind of worried when I say that. But I have

1031
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: let my parents know. I've let my family know the

1032
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: pictures I want for my funeral, the songs I want played.

1033
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: I have a playlist on my phone called Funeral that

1034
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: I want you to my Spotify you. I do have

1035
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: my password that I sent to you to get into

1036
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: my thing again because I didn't save them. I I

1037
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: just think you'll never die. Maybe I know, but when

1038
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: I die, I really don't want you to play Little

1039
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: Goes heavy metal drummer. It's will Go. She's a jar? Everyone.

1040
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: Will you remind him? If I die tragically, it's She's

1041
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: a jar. And I also want time of your life

1042
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: by Green Day. I know that's cheesy, but I do

1043
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: want that as well. And please do not use the

1044
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 1: photo any photo from the not Safe campaign. My show

1045
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: for Not Safe, where I had short hair and I

1046
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: looked like a little lumberjack, uh like, with no makeup on.

1047
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: We're going for look of like girl next door. No

1048
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: one wants to suck her because the show's about sex.

1049
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: Let's not dress you like sexy because we have enough

1050
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: sex going on. And I hate the photos. Please burn them.

1051
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: If anyone knows how to get those like expunged from Google.

1052
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: I would love you for it. And if you're one

1053
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: of these people that's like, I'm actually gonna make it

1054
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: more findable. I actually have accepted the way I look

1055
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: at them, and I don't care that much. So don't

1056
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: try to like torture me with them, but please don't

1057
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: put them blown up next Tobody. I just have one thing.

1058
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: What would you want? A great dip selection nice dips

1059
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: like a French onion dip, fish dip. Yeah, buried with you, no, no,

1060
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: no out for everybody to eat. Okay, Yeah, that's all.

1061
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: I want to turn you into a dip. I'm gonna

1062
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: mixture ashes into a dip that a vegan dip. I

1063
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone would eat it. Would you eat

1064
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: it rather not have the mayonnaise or my skin? I would, yeah, exactly.

1065
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: I would be more disgusted by the mayonnaise. Probably, I'm

1066
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't I eat my own skin, I might as

1067
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: well eat yours, um and I probably have because I'm

1068
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: breathing in dust in this house, and dust is just skin,

1069
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: so let's it too. Why do I care? We have

1070
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: two seconds? Speaking of hackers? Why do I care? Angelina?

1071
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: Joe Lee exits ex husband Johnny Lee Miller's Brooklyn apartment

1072
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 1: after enjoying an intimate dinner and nightcap. Do you remember

1073
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: this wedding they got married? Very confusing? What he just

1074
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: said Angelina's only exits ex boyfriend ex husband Johnny Lee

1075
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: Miller's apartment recently. Well, she's doing a little ben Affleck

1076
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: looks like going. I don't hate it. I don't hate it. Listen,

1077
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: dip back in, girl. When you have at one point,

1078
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: now you're older, you've worked on yourselves, go back to

1079
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: the ex. Is your number doesn't go up. I'm trying

1080
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: to bang my ex. Everyone knows that I believe in this. Well, yeah,

1081
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's interesting that, like they broke up,

1082
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: they didn't have any fights or anything. She just felt

1083
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: like she he was kind of not taking her spotlight,

1084
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: but she was losing a little bit of herself of

1085
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: being able to be like an individual because he is

1086
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: so famous. No, just that they were just like there

1087
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: are a coup boys, and she's like, I don't know

1088
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: which one of your names to take when we get married.

1089
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 1: It's too many names. Also, I'm going to be more

1090
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: famous than you know, and you're kind of well, that's great,

1091
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: he's so cute. Good for her. I love an old

1092
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: ex rekindling, and yeah, I am trying to to to

1093
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,959
Speaker 1: get that going again. But it is hard to break

1094
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: up when it's almost harder when there's no real reason,

1095
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's great to have like an actual like

1096
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: oh he cheated on me, he did this, or she

1097
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: did that. That's why I want to have been molested

1098
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: because I want an explanation for why I'm so weird.

1099
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: I want to be like it was because I was molested,

1100
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: but instead it's just like I'm just weird. Yeah, I mean,

1101
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're something else in there. I was reading

1102
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: last night about UM I'll get into it in my

1103
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: Reddit dump, but I got into some really interesting um

1104
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: There was a there was some reddit that was like, how, UM,

1105
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: I just know that I think I was molested, but

1106
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, UM, I can't remember it happened, or

1107
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: people It was like people who think they've been allowed

1108
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: but can't remember it. Why do you think that? And

1109
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: then there were so many stories because you know, I'm

1110
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: obsessed with molestation. Thank you so much to the listener

1111
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: who wrote in Wanting the UM this podcast I've listened

1112
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: to that has made me obsessed with informing people about

1113
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: the scourge that is molesters. It happens everywhere. Everyone's been molested,

1114
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: and as soon as we embrace that it's happening everywhere,

1115
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: less people feel alone if they've been victimized. And we

1116
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: can stop people if we talk about it more and

1117
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: inform each other. So if you ever want to reach

1118
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: out to me, I'll give you those um podcasts to

1119
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 1: keep you informed. I love picturing like entertainment tonight like

1120
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: this is Angelina Jolie Leaves. I can't not If you

1121
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about it and you're triggered, I'm sorry,

1122
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: and you can definitely write to me and I will

1123
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: listen to why I shouldn't be talking about it, but

1124
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 1: I just want to prevent it and it's just everywhere.

1125
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: Ah Um, yeah, care, I love a good ex re

1126
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: hook up. Let's get to our new segment that we've

1127
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: been talking about having on the show for a while,

1128
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: called Slice of Slice of Life was essentially going to

1129
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,240
Speaker 1: be a recording I intentionally make outside of the studio

1130
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: of just like a conversation I have in real life,

1131
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: or just like a moment out and about and then

1132
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: we comment on it here in studio as we play

1133
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: it back. This happened over the weekend. Andrew I on

1134
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: Friday night was I have literally hours of footage of

1135
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: me playing guitar and practicing, and that I don't even

1136
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: know what to do with. None of the clips are saved.

1137
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: The whole computer is just like literally fifty two unsaved clips.

1138
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather people find nudes? Are you playing legit nudes?

1139
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: For sure? I'm good at nudes. The nudes don't sound buzzy,

1140
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: so depends on depends on. Yeah, the one where I

1141
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: have bees coming out of my puss, it's a little buzzy. Um.

1142
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: You take the queen bee and you insert it on

1143
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: your clip. Uh no, So there was a porn one

1144
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: time where a bee stung a woman's clip, like I

1145
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: watched it with my mom. Because on my show Not Safe,

1146
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: we did a segment where I watched porn with my

1147
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: MoMA just as a joke. My parents were in town

1148
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: and we were trying to get a bunch of segments

1149
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: taped for the second season that never happened. So one

1150
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: of them was like Nicky and her mom watched porn together,

1151
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: which is insane, and so we had our fans send

1152
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: in the weirdest porn and I sat and watched it

1153
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: with my mom. It was so fucking disturbing. I saw

1154
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: girls eat cereal out of a girl's asshole. That's the

1155
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: real thing. Fruit loops out of a girl's gaping asshole.

1156
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to anyone who's listening on the way

1157
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: to driving your kids of soccer partist. And then I

1158
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: also saw two twin brothers, uh have sex. That was disgusting. Yeah,

1159
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: twin brothers have sex. And then I didn't ask for that.

1160
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: I was kind of mad at my producers because I

1161
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: didn't know what was coming, you know, And I was like,

1162
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know who was well, I knew both of

1163
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: them because they were very into it and they know

1164
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: what each other liked. Listen. Was it hard to keep

1165
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: track of who was who while they were fucking I

1166
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: was My mom and I were so horrified. I've asked

1167
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: for the footage because I just want to see it,

1168
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: because it never because we got canceled. But there's a

1169
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: and then there was one where a girl got stuck

1170
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: like a bee was used to sing a girl in

1171
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: or clip. I go, what is this? Point. We should

1172
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: just ask for regular point. And the stuff I watch

1173
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: is already weird enough I don't need to see. So again,

1174
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to trail off. The other day, I was

1175
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: recording a guitar sash and I finished, and um, I

1176
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: was just getting frustrated. My my scrumming arm got numb,

1177
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: and I was just like, so, I'm strumming wrong for

1178
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: some reason. There's I'm me ei there holding it too tight.

1179
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: There's please don't write to me about it. I'm gonna

1180
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: get a guitar teacher. I know I'm doing it wrong. Um.

1181
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: And so I didn't press end though, and uh, you

1182
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: hear me give up on playing guitar. And then I

1183
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: start singing a song that is a new song that

1184
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: someone got me into. Hold on, I want to reference

1185
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: the song because the song I'm singing is not one

1186
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: that the melody is not one, is not my own,

1187
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: even though because you might think it is because it's

1188
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: really good. Well you wouldn't think it is because it's good,

1189
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: but it's uh the song. I'm singing this song in

1190
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: my mind that a woman on a podcast recommended to

1191
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: me in my mind, in my it's so good. It's

1192
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: by dinor oh. Anyway, so I start to sing about

1193
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: my numb arm um, and I do not know that

1194
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: this is being recorded, by the way, And when I

1195
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: heard this later on, so at the end of the

1196
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 1: video you see me go, oh, no, it's recording, because

1197
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: it witnessed me first of all, witnessed me doing this song.

1198
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: So let's play the song first, because this is not

1199
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing thing. So it ends with me like

1200
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: giving up on guitar. Let's play no, h m hmm,

1201
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: handle ist numb my hand is my hand is? That's

1202
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: me walking into my bathroom. I left I left the

1203
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: computer on the okay, so I'm just walking. So first

1204
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: of all, that taught me I have a pretty good voice. Uh,

1205
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't even trying. It's decent um. I didn't

1206
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: remember doing this, by the way, So I always think

1207
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: in back of my head, I always think like I

1208
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: never do anything really like if I'm ever cute or

1209
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 1: kind of funny, I am always like it's because you

1210
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: know people are watching and you're trying. But this taught

1211
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: me that I am adorable when I don't know anyone's listening.

1212
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: Because then and this is what I love. This is

1213
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: the clincher. So then there's probably a twenty second or

1214
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: so just pause and I'm in my bathroom putting on

1215
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: makeup or something because I'm getting ready for the night,

1216
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: and um, I go back to grab my computer. Well,

1217
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm just let me just set up. So I go

1218
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: back to my desk and I grab my computer from

1219
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: my bedroom and then I take it to the kitchen

1220
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: because I want to go practice in the kitchen. Now

1221
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: I do not know it's recording, and I was struggling

1222
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: at the moment with I was like, God, you're you're smoking.

1223
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: I was kind of in my head during this twenty

1224
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: second pause. I remember feeling in my mind. I remember

1225
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: feeling mad at myself that um, I was smoking pot,

1226
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: that like I didn't get enough done this day. It's

1227
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: Friday night, I'm alone, like I should be like doing

1228
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: something productive and instead I'm just kind of like walking around.

1229
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: And then I stopped it and I go, Nikki, let's

1230
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: do I just I didn't even realize I did this

1231
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: until I saw the until I realized it was recording,

1232
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: and then it clicked me into like, oh my god,

1233
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: what were you just doing and what did this capture?

1234
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 1: But I decided to do. I didn't even know I

1235
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: did this, you guys, I swear too gout. I had

1236
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: no idea I do an out loud gratitude list. Now

1237
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: you can't hear me. I kind of mumble leading up

1238
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: to it, but I believe I said I raised it,

1239
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, I don't even know what

1240
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: I said. I was trying to hear what do I say? Okay, noah?

1241
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: So this is me going back to my computer from

1242
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom to pick it up and then walk into

1243
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: the kitchen. So this is me walking to the kitchen

1244
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: with my laptop in my hand. Okay, okay, so that's way.

1245
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: Hold on, Noah, I don't know what I said there,

1246
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: I know what you said. What did I say? I

1247
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: am so grateful for my job, for my health, or

1248
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: my mom. Okay, so those are the first things. So

1249
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: then I started singing what I'm grateful for because I go, Nikki,

1250
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: let's get in some gratitude, stopping judgmental about yourself, stopping down.

1251
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: And I love that. This is now the person I

1252
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: am who doesn't say you're disgusting, your skin is gross.

1253
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: Get try. I used to talk to myself in such

1254
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: a negative way. I'm sure I used to talk out

1255
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: loud to myself in the opposite, but this is me.

1256
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 1: I have come so far and I want to know

1257
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 1: let others know that you can get to this place

1258
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: to where you list things are grateful for. So I said,

1259
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm greatful for my job, my health, and my mom

1260
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 1: and then let it keeps going yep or hot to

1261
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: make me feel better seeing my day, for my sunglushes,

1262
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: form my make up, for money, cret guards, for my people,

1263
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: who for people who take care of my life. That

1264
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: was Noah, Wait, what do I say, go back to

1265
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: people who take care of my life? I was literally

1266
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: thinking of Noah when I heard take care of my life. Wait, go,

1267
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: let's go back. That's so sweet. Vibrator for for my dog,

1268
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: form a vibrator for my guitars, having hands, being kind,

1269
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: massage chairs, Howard Stern. Oh my god, that's embarrassing. Fuck,

1270
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: that's what I realized. It was. Recording kind of reminds

1271
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: me of um, remember Michael Sarah, like did Juno's song

1272
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: like I'm inving, and then I'm thankful for my hands

1273
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: and girls. I just care of my life. I'm but

1274
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: the things obviously things that I was seeing, but the hands.

1275
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: Thing was real, Like I got a message this weekend

1276
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: and my d M s I thought I screenshot at it,

1277
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: but I did, didn't. Um of a girl that said

1278
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 1: she had a moment where she could have gotten really

1279
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: upset about something and instead, she remembers, she said that

1280
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: her boyfriend and her both listen to the podcast and

1281
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: they both handled a tense moment with like either gratitude

1282
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: or just like being like this was all meant to happen.

1283
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: We can get through it. Everything's okay, because it's always

1284
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: been okay. Everything's gonna be fine. And it was just

1285
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: like so nice to hear that. And I've realized that,

1286
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: like I am able to do those things now because

1287
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: of the work like this. I love the Sam Harris

1288
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: quote that says when I was listening to a meditation

1289
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: one time, he said, if you are no matter what's

1290
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: going on in your life right now, and this goes

1291
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: out to anyone listening right now, I'm talking to you, listener.

1292
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: Whatever you're stressed out about today, whatever is getting you

1293
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: down about yourself. You don't like the way your hair is,

1294
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: you don't like the way you feel fat today, your car,

1295
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: you're broke, you're you don't know how you're gonna pay

1296
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: your bills. All these things totally worth feeling sad about.

1297
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: But if you're able to even listen to this podcast,

1298
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: if you have any if you're in a position where

1299
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: you're able to listen to a podcast, you are doing

1300
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: better than billions of people. Like probably two billion people

1301
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 1: on the planet would give anything to be in your

1302
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: position because of the start. And I know that's like

1303
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: they're starving kids in Africa thing, but really think about that,

1304
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: Like the fact that you have hands, and some of

1305
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: you might not have hands, so the fact that you

1306
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: have feet some of you might not have feet either,

1307
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,479
Speaker 1: or hands, the fact that you you can always find

1308
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: something to be grateful for. So what are you grateful

1309
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:41,919
Speaker 1: for today, Andrew? I'm grateful for for our friendship. Last

1310
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: night was great. I think we're really hitting a nice

1311
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: stride lately. And then I'm also very grateful for golf

1312
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: and my new irons. And I don't I gotta tell

1313
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: you the irons outweigh the friendship just a little bit.

1314
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 1: I get it, dude, you saw those irons. I did

1315
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: see a I didn't know what it meant to you

1316
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: or why they were different than each other you did

1317
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: do like a do you ever call from caddy shack?

1318
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: Do you ever cut yourself? Talking to yourself? Do you

1319
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 1: talk to yourself in the shower? Final thought, Andrew, When

1320
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 1: you're talking to yourself in the shower, what are you saying?

1321
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: Because I'm not one of these people that has conversations

1322
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: in the shower. I sing ariana Grande because I am

1323
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 1: able to access a um a whistle tone like yeah

1324
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: in the shower that I can't elsewhere. I get a

1325
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 1: shower for me. Actually it's pretty meditative, I think, and

1326
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: I put my kind of dream I daydream, I guess,

1327
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: and I mean they're embarrassing. I mean I've daydreamed. I

1328
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: told you this about being on David Letterman, But where

1329
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 1: is that one? I actually like made Letterman come to

1330
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: my house like I didn't even do to tonight show.

1331
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: Many times if we've had conversations in the shower, how

1332
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 1: many times have you had a conversation with me in

1333
01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: the shower? Oh? With you? A good amountain where I

1334
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: find empathy for you or for like because you're like

1335
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,919
Speaker 1: she can't enjoy long showers, or like or like if

1336
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: like you get upset about something like I realized, you

1337
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: know we we we know each other well enough where

1338
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: I know when it's like about me or when it's

1339
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: about something. It's always about me, even if it is

1340
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 1: about you. That just is the way it is. Make

1341
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: you feel away. So if I get upset, but I'll

1342
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: have a conversation, like you know, I think you know,

1343
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: oh what am I gonna say to you? To get

1344
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,799
Speaker 1: the best result from the conversation? Not the best result,

1345
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: but like, but where I can be honest but without

1346
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 1: a way of I think it's I think it's always

1347
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: great to go over in your head if you have

1348
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: something to bring up to someone, How can I do

1349
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: this in a way where I'm not being accusatory and

1350
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: it's being out of love and not out of hate.

1351
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: It's hard for me and I try to do that

1352
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 1: in the shower and I end up, you know, just

1353
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: like scrazing the shampoo. Good way to get to that

1354
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: is to how can I what am always present when

1355
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: you have to bring up an issue with someone, even

1356
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: if it is like you know, I'm like, hey Joe, yeah,

1357
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: I love working out three and a half hours and

1358
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: there damn it, I'm sorry that was so funny. Um

1359
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 1: I uh I think the best when I'm in the

1360
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: same state of mind of like, how am I going

1361
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 1: to bring something up to this person that I have

1362
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 1: an issue with? And even when I know like I'm

1363
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: right and they're wrong. I think the best way to

1364
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 1: get to that place of like, how will I bring

1365
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: this up that's not going to upset that person or

1366
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 1: feel accusatory is you try to see what your part

1367
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: is in it. Because the truth is, even if someone

1368
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: murdered your family and you have to confem like, let's

1369
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: take the worst scenario, someone like murdered your family, your

1370
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: part in that which seems to be none. I'm having

1371
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: a hard time even right now coming up with a

1372
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: thing that like a random person murdering your family, your

1373
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: part in it is giving that person or learning to

1374
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:06,719
Speaker 1: maybe not forgiving, but learning to accept that what happened

1375
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,439
Speaker 1: was not in your control and that for you to

1376
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: get to a place where you can confront this person,

1377
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: you need to realize that you need to come at

1378
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: it from a place of I mean, I don't know

1379
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,840
Speaker 1: really what that answer is, but when it comes to

1380
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: like stuff like arguments with spouses or friends, there's always

1381
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: something you're doing. There was one apology that I made. Yeah,

1382
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: you could control your how you feel emotionally about. You

1383
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: can't control anything because there's no free will, but you

1384
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 1: can you can be mindful of what you can. Try

1385
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: to be mindful of what your part of the thing is.

1386
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,680
Speaker 1: So like, there was one time where there was this

1387
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: person that I had such a vindetta against and I

1388
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: did everything because he hurt me so bad. Um and

1389
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: emotionally no, not that bad. Um, I mean, oh God,

1390
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: I did the wrong joke. I was gonna say, no, God, no,

1391
01:10:55,360 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: so much worse. He rejected me sexually. Kill my father there,

1392
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: but do not say you don't want to be my boyfriend. Um,

1393
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 1: kill my the man that's keeping me from finding love

1394
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 1: because my dad loves me too much. But um, so

1395
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 1: I got to a place it was my first time

1396
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 1: making an apology where I did not do a single

1397
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: But you did this. Like I've said this before, But

1398
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: if you want to learn how to apologize in the

1399
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: best way, truly right about it, journal think about it

1400
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: and get to a place where you only talk from

1401
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: a place of I I feel because your feelings are true.

1402
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 1: So if someone made you feel a way, they didn't

1403
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: make you feel a way. You feel that way like

1404
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 1: it's not you don't know you made me, don't do

1405
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: any use and also no butts, don't do anything of

1406
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 1: like you know, let's say an example or should yes, no,

1407
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: should's no, Like say I'm having a disagreement with Noah.

1408
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 1: Let's let me think of a thing, Noah, that you

1409
01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: could do that I'd be really upset about. Like, let's

1410
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 1: say you uploaded I sent you something of a picture

1411
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 1: that I thought was like funny for you, and then

1412
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: you put it on I got one. Let's say I

1413
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,559
Speaker 1: got celebrities to wish you a happy birthday without you knowing.

1414
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is what happened to. First of all,

1415
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: your birthday present to me this year was so good.

1416
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: She gave me eighty four dollars to Starbucks because that

1417
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: was the year I was born. I really loved out

1418
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 1: being born in eighty four and not you know, so

1419
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: thank you so much to know what I I eighty

1420
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: four dollars at Starbucks is just like the greatest gift

1421
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 1: and I love the specific number. What that's a way

1422
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: to make gift cards personalized is choosing their like something

1423
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: around their birthday. It's just a fun like Honestly, it

1424
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,640
Speaker 1: tickled me even though it's such a simple thing, it

1425
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: was so much better than a hundred dollars honestly, Um,

1426
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,439
Speaker 1: but you do owe me sixteen dollars and I am.

1427
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: And then she wrote a really nice card that like,

1428
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: I kept because it will always be something that I'll

1429
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: be able to, like, I'll share with my kids and

1430
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: be like, look what your mom meant to people, or

1431
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 1: look how close to your mom but you being angry?

1432
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: Or my passwords that's what I Callews makes this video,

1433
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: what do you say to her? Okay? So, but I

1434
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't just say that Noah gave me a great gift

1435
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: this year, because I made it clear in uh two

1436
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:17,200
Speaker 1: years ago, um, that I do not. When she did

1437
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 1: what she thought would be the best gift ever, Is

1438
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:22,679
Speaker 1: asked a bunch of celebrities Seth Rogan, Glenn Howardton Conan,

1439
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 1: did you do Conan or I think my Ricky. I

1440
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,320
Speaker 1: didn't mind him because Ricky loves I did know Ricky

1441
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,800
Speaker 1: and Ricky loves that. One didn't bother me because you know,

1442
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: Ricky was down the but and I know all of

1443
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,639
Speaker 1: these people down but I've never met Seth Rogan in person,

1444
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: and to see him be like Nikki Happy Birthday. First

1445
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 1: of all, he now knows who I am for sure

1446
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: because he had to do that. But it just felt

1447
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: so like I just hate inconvenience to the not worth it.

1448
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: It goes back to you pitching your show today like

1449
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 1: you are worth it, and those people wanted to do

1450
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: it and I had to accept that. But yes, my

1451
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: initial reaction when I got that video was I wanted

1452
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:05,600
Speaker 1: to cry. I was angry that I felt like how

1453
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 1: like I wasn't able to stop this. I felt out

1454
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: of control. This whole thing happened without me knowing. It

1455
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: just gave me the sense of like I was just

1456
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:16,680
Speaker 1: filled with rage. But it wasn't because Noah did. It

1457
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,640
Speaker 1: wasn't at Noah. It was at the fact that I

1458
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: had no control and that people might hate me now

1459
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: because they had to like stop and do this video. Now.

1460
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: I don't forget how I confronted then, but now I

1461
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 1: believe I would go Noah. I am obsessed with the

1462
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: thought that went behind this, and I feel so loved

1463
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 1: by it because there's no doubt I do the work

1464
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: that went into this, the thought, the care it is.

1465
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: It's not something I want again because it causes me

1466
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 1: a lot of stress that I will take accountability for.

1467
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: It is my insecurities too inconvenient celebrities, and I have

1468
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 1: a weird, like you know, phobia of it. It's it's

1469
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: what's it called, it's um Whenever I say that's not no,

1470
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: it's like irrational. I have an irration, an old phobia

1471
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 1: of inconveniencing important people, and it's it's it's because I

1472
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 1: have low self esteem and think that I can't be

1473
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,440
Speaker 1: worth their time. And you don't want to feel self indulgent,

1474
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 1: like probably, no, it's just that's not it. It's like

1475
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: I hate birthdays because I didn't do anything to earn it.

1476
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,760
Speaker 1: All I did was breathe for a and I have

1477
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 1: no control of my breath. It just happens automatically. So

1478
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: when I get celebrated for my birthday, I feel really

1479
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: weird because I didn't do anything to get it. When

1480
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 1: I'm celebrated because I put out a special or because

1481
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: my you know, like being born in a certain country

1482
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 1: and be like yeah, I I it's like you just

1483
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,799
Speaker 1: got lucky and we're born there. Anyway, he got drafted

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01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: to a team and now you're like, oh, I'm a

1485
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 1: cardinal and St. Louis. It's like, no, he's Puerto Rican.

1486
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: He can't wait to get the funk out of this town.

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01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 1: He's just playing for our team. No, we are St. Louis.

1488
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 1: But like these baseball players that we think like love

1489
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,880
Speaker 1: of the city, they're living in there, just there for

1490
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: a second to play there. They don't like actually represent

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01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,680
Speaker 1: your town in any way. They don't like it a

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01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,679
Speaker 1: lot of them. Um. And then it was funny because

1493
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,920
Speaker 1: the following year I had I had a new assistant

1494
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,760
Speaker 1: who didn't know about this whole thing that happened. And

1495
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:09,160
Speaker 1: my assistant, who was just such a lovely person, only

1496
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 1: look at the cat. Look at that cat. It's trying

1497
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: to kill itself. There's a cat across the way at

1498
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:18,000
Speaker 1: a window, up against the window, just scratching on the window.

1499
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: You should take a video of that if you can't. Andrew,

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01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 1: my assistant last year, did the same exact thing. She

1501
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:27,559
Speaker 1: got Um. It was awesome too because she got I

1502
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: have only watched the videos once each because I can't

1503
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 1: take it because it makes me feel so awkward. But

1504
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: she got Conan O'Brien, she got um, Oh my god,

1505
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,679
Speaker 1: I literally blacked Whitney commings there I mean, Whitney Commings

1506
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 1: is a good friend of mine, but at the time

1507
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,040
Speaker 1: we weren't that as close as we are now, and

1508
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,639
Speaker 1: so it just felt like, oh my god, Whitney had

1509
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: to make a video. And I wrote to her and

1510
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: I was like and I cried when I got it

1511
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 1: because I was so upset and my mom. I was

1512
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 1: living with my parents at the time, and my mom

1513
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, this is a ridiculous reaction. Stop this,

1514
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:00,799
Speaker 1: this is awesome. Look at this. My sister learned to dance.

1515
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:03,600
Speaker 1: Um they did the blinding lightstance. It was it was

1516
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 1: so nice. But I had to tell my assistant. I

1517
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 1: was like, I so appreciate it, but never ever do

1518
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,799
Speaker 1: that again. And she felt so bad and she shouldn't

1519
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 1: have because how is she to know? This seems like

1520
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,519
Speaker 1: something that I would like. Who wouldn't like that? And

1521
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,160
Speaker 1: now I think I am in a place for next year.

1522
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: If someone wants to make me a compilation video of

1523
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 1: people saying happy Birthday, you can do it, but they

1524
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:29,000
Speaker 1: just have to be people that you know, I'm friends with,

1525
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,759
Speaker 1: like that, you know we're close. So just Joe Buck

1526
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 1: and no one else, because there could be a little

1527
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: bit of like, oh, you just wanted to talk to

1528
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 1: this celebrity. This was a way for you to talk

1529
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 1: to this celebrity, like I didn't pay these people, and

1530
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 1: but not just no, but not just for you, like

1531
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,519
Speaker 1: for her the assistant to be like, oh, this is

1532
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: a way I can Oh yeah, I didn't think of

1533
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: it that way, but um, I could see another to

1534
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: be negative. She definitely wasn't doing it that I don't

1535
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 1: think I'm so sweet to do it, but um, I

1536
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,600
Speaker 1: will say that, Uh, I get asked to do this

1537
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,679
Speaker 1: quite often. I got a d M actually from another

1538
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,880
Speaker 1: celebrity that I met at that I heard awards, like

1539
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: a guy in a band that I met backstage. I

1540
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: took a video of him meeting Nellie, like secretly him

1541
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 1: and his band, and it was a cute moment these

1542
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: like young guys in this like indie band meeting Nellie

1543
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 1: and I filmed it secretly across the room and then

1544
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 1: I sent it to the band on d M. Later.

1545
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:26,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't know I got this, but

1546
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,800
Speaker 1: I got you guys meeting Nellie if you want this

1547
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 1: for your like photo album, And then he wrote back

1548
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh my god, my friend is

1549
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: such a fan of yours. Can you write like a

1550
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 1: do a ten second video just like saying hi, I

1551
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:39,559
Speaker 1: get those a lot, and you know that's what camios for,

1552
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 1: Like pay for it if you want it. I think

1553
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 1: my cost on there is a thousand dollars because I

1554
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 1: don't want to do them anymore. It's not because I

1555
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: think I'm worth that, But I did it. I there's

1556
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 1: sometimes I do it. If I'm in the mood to

1557
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,599
Speaker 1: do it, I'll do it. The thing is I should

1558
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,519
Speaker 1: trust that those celebrities have enough self esteem to not

1559
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 1: do things they don't want to do, but I do know,

1560
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 1: like Paris Hilton, for instance, a friend of mine, I

1561
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 1: was on her podcast and she was talking about how

1562
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: she says yes to everything because she feels bad. And

1563
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,920
Speaker 1: I hate when people do things because they feel bad.

1564
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,479
Speaker 1: I want everyone to be the same way I am,

1565
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: which is like I only do things I want to do,

1566
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 1: and I want to trust other people to do that

1567
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: too and not not be doing things because they feel bad.

1568
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: I think we all need to get to a place

1569
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 1: as humans where we only do things that you know,

1570
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 1: sometimes you do something because and you don't want to

1571
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 1: do it, but you do it because you love the

1572
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,000
Speaker 1: person who's asking, or you know that this is going

1573
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 1: to go for a greater cause you essentially want to

1574
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 1: do it, even this thing that's annoying to do. So

1575
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: does that make sense? Why is Luigi licking boxes because

1576
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 1: that cat Okay, he's not even his food, but he

1577
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,439
Speaker 1: is enjoying the box that has one of our mics

1578
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 1: in it. I'm not gonna lie. I have chewed on

1579
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: cardboard myself. All Right, we gotta go. You gotta get

1580
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,599
Speaker 1: to your tournament. Good luck today in the golf tournament

1581
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 1: that you guys aren't actually competing. I don't think that's

1582
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,640
Speaker 1: what Joe said last night. You know it's something I

1583
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:58,040
Speaker 1: want to do. I'm gonna go hang out with the

1584
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,040
Speaker 1: boys and sit on a golf card after my a

1585
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: big studio pitch. I'll tell you how that went tomorrow,

1586
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 1: big week ahead of us. Thank you so much for

1587
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 1: listening to the show. I love you guys, love the besties.

1588
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,880
Speaker 1: Um yeah, this is the best thing I've I do.

1589
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 1: And uh, I hope you got something from today's show

1590
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,920
Speaker 1: and let us know what you got if you did

1591
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,720
Speaker 1: get something, and we'll see you tomorrow. What's tomorrow? We

1592
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: have a Reddit dump right, No, uh, we have uh yeah,

1593
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:26,760
Speaker 1: we'll just get updates and yeah, well we'll know how

1594
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,920
Speaker 1: Andrew did in his p G A champions Can I

1595
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 1: just question ask you one question? You said in your

1596
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 1: Instagram post when you're looking for a golf pro that

1597
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 1: you shoot in the high eighties, mid eighties. That's that's

1598
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:40,559
Speaker 1: pretty good. I knew it was, because there's no way

1599
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 1: that you would say that unless it was good. I

1600
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,840
Speaker 1: didn't even have to google it. I go, I bet

1601
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:49,000
Speaker 1: that's good because I always lean into being noxious bragger.

1602
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: But was that sincere bragging. The sinceriness is that there

1603
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: was nothing funny about that post. That was all well, no,

1604
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: I said, don't act surprise. It's like I'm that good, Like,

1605
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 1: don't be surprised by like because you because I I

1606
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 1: am notoriously known for people or people think that you're

1607
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 1: being serious. Wa No, well no, no, people think I'm

1608
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: shitty at stuff, and so when I'm good at something,

1609
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,599
Speaker 1: they're like, well, you're actually throw a football. It's kind

1610
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 1: of fun though, when people just discount you or would

1611
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,439
Speaker 1: you rather they assume you're great at everything? Probably somewhere

1612
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 1: in the middle. Yeah, yeah, we gotta go. He is

1613
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 1: a natural board athlete. He's good at golf, and we'll

1614
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:36,600
Speaker 1: we'll hear about it tomorrow. See you then, good, good,