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Speaker 1: Doubles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Hello, hey there, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I don't feel bad about it

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Speaker 2: because I feel like everyone does this, Okay, but I

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Speaker 2: I fake having food allergies at restaurants because I want

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Speaker 2: the special treatment.

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Speaker 1: Everybody does this.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like a lot of people do. Come

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Speaker 2: on gluten free lactose intolerant. There can't be that many

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Speaker 2: people that can't have gluten and that can't have cheese.

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Speaker 2: It's just there's too many out there. So I figure,

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Speaker 2: you know what, if they're doing it, I get I

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Speaker 2: get to do it too. And I like if they

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Speaker 2: bring something out and has cheese on it, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I can't have cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. And then I

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Speaker 2: get some kind of a discount or they give me

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Speaker 2: some free dessert if it doesn't have you know, ice

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Speaker 2: cream or whatever on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: What I do it for the discount and the attention.

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I feel here's the thing. I'm not alone. I know

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Speaker 2: so many other people do it too. There's no way

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Speaker 2: that most of the world is gluten free and lactose

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Speaker 2: intolerance and there was this one time I went to

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Speaker 2: this one restaurant and they brought something with cheese on it,

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Speaker 2: and I had told them I was allergic to cheese,

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Speaker 2: and it looked really, really delicious, so I ate it anyway,

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Speaker 2: and then I faked like a full blown allergic reaction.

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Speaker 2: And now I get to eat there for free for life.

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Speaker 1: There's a life act. Then, Okay, all right, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. You're actually

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Speaker 1: lactose intolerance. You go get free food for yes. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? As the jubil shows dirty little secret? You

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Speaker 1: have one?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 3: Well? A few years ago, I was dating this guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh I know, I'm pretty serious. We were living together,

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Speaker 3: and then he started cheating on me with me drug dealer,

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Speaker 3: and he started doing drugs and it got to the

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Speaker 3: point where eventually I called the cops on her and

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Speaker 3: I got her arrested for being a drug dealer.

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Speaker 1: What I mean it was you?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean she knew.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, if I was saying some money he was,

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Speaker 1: she knew on me. With anyone, I would also want

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Speaker 1: to call the cops on whoever. That person is so fair? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and is he still with her.

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Speaker 3: Uh no, no, well, so I broke up with him

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Speaker 3: and then I called the cops on her. I was

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Speaker 3: like a final, you know, good bye, and then they

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Speaker 3: broke up and then he was trying to get me back.

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Speaker 1: Well, he had to break up with her. He can't

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Speaker 1: get anything out of her now. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, by like, what's your dirty little secret,