WEBVTT - Diss w/ Amber Stevens West 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.560 Of the law and Order franchises, SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.360 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:09.399 vicious felonies. These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:27.720 These are our stories, done done. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:34.440 Helloooo, this is thats messed up. An SVU podcast. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:38.200 I am Lisa and I am Kara, and every week 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.159 we pick an episode of SVU to dissect as well 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:43.279 as the true crime it was based on, as well 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.040 as talking to an actor from that episode. Today's no different. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.640 We got a hot one for you. But first we 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:50.479 like to catch up. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.479 We like to chat. We like to talk about the world, 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:54.720 our lives, et cetera. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.160 I mean, my life is very, very small, and if 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.680 I go even one now we're not talking about vander Pomp, 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.080 I feel like I deserve a gold medal. Like that's 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:09.840 Unfortunately where I'm at is Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo, Bob, Bravo, Bravo, 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:10.679 fucking bravo. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.880 Lisa and I were in a are in a text 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.280 chain with like four or five other friends that we 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.760 started it just about scandaval and I was like, this 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.840 will maybe like be every couple days or whatever. No, No, 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:24.280 it's like every day we all have updates, everyone's putting 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:25.640 in what they find on the internet. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:27.679 It is truly. I mean this. You guys know, we're 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:28.679 always in the time machine. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.920 So by maybe by now, no, by now, we'll be 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.080 in the throes of the reunion. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:33.399 We'll have even more to talk about. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.000 But I've never been more upset that my comedy show 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.559 is on Wednesdays because now I can never fucking watch 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.600 it live and I just have to avoid the Internet 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:41.720 for a day. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:44.680 But we're do cocaine and watch it all night. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.800 Yeah, baby, that's what that's my that's right in my wheelhouse. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.360 We would love to talk to you about the scandaval 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.480 in person, So why don't you come and see us live. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.400 We are going out on the road in June, starting 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:00.840 in two days this coming Thursday, June eighth. We're gonna 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.560 be at Cobbs in San Francisco. That was one of 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.360 our most fun shows last year. Please come back out, 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:10.919 new episode, new games, new everything. So I mean, same us, 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.120 but you know, I think that's what you like, So 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.560 come out and see us. There's tickets available. All of 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.000 our tickets are at that's messed uplive dot com. Then 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.079 the following week we'll be in Tempe, Arizona at the 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.160 Tempi Improv And at the end of the month, on 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.920 the twenty fifth, we'll be in Denver at Comedy Works, 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.320 another amazing club, and we will be at. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.639 The Bourbon Room in La on the twenty ninth. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.680 Guys, if you live in La, I know you guys 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.720 are homebodies. I know that's kind of the vibe of 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.919 this whole town. Get your asses out and come see 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.600 us at the Bourbon Room. We need you there. And 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.840 that's that. That's messed uplive dot com. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.160 No right, yeah, and I'm on the road doing stand 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.560 up if you care, I have a link tree. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.840 I guess websites are out. I don't know. Websites are out, 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:56.959 business cards are out. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.919 Here's the here's the secret. I buy that's messed uplive 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.359 dot com. I pay for it, but it goes to 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.480 a link tree. So really it's not a website. I 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:05.880 mean it is a website, but it takes you to 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.000 a very convenient link tree that takes you to all 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.160 of the different you know, ticketing things, takes you to 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.880 our merch. Guys, by our merch, we have new merch 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.160 coming but I feel like we're not allowed to like 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.720 get more new merch until we get rid of our 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.839 old merch. So get some of the old merch because 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.800 we have new shit coming in. And you can also 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.560 check out Liza's website. Link is linked there, like there's 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.680 all kinds of shit linked on our link tree, but 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.520 it's that's messed up live dot com. I would also 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.680 before we get into more catching up about our specific lives, 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.640 I would like to just give a quick shout out 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.680 to my cousin, My cousin Sebastian, who we call Bash 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.200 and apparently he's going full Madonna and just going by 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:47.080 Bash now. He has an amazing Instagram and website called 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.000 Historical Homos, and it's all about history and like the 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:55.360 role of the LGBTQ community throughout history and all these stories. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.760 It's like basically it says, welcome to the gayest stories 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:01.480 Never told. And he is launching a podcast. It's starting 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.040 up this week, I think June ninth, But you can 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.160 go right now and subscribe to Historical Homos on Apple 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.240 or wherever you get podcasts, and that way it'll just 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.080 pop into your feet on the day that it comes out. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.440 But he's my little cousin. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.719 I love him. I have known him his entire life 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.200 and I just want to support him. So if you're. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:23.119 Interested in history at all, or like two really funny 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.359 guys telling you about like gay history, then this is 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:26.040 the pod for you. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.360 And I'm not getting paid well. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:32.120 And speaking of websites, I just got on it great websites, 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.560 so maybe websites are in. And on the cookie thing, 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.839 you know, it's like yadeyada, we use cookies their little 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.040 square instead of accept or deny says got it, shut up? 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.960 That's cool. I can't believe they Yeah, we're able to 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.479 figure that out. Bash is like my brother. He's so 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.640 funny and I just want to give a little shout 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.719 out to him. There's like, there's a book of historical 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.920 homos that's like a beautiful coffee table book. But there's 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.880 also this in that's very funny and educational and the 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:06.000 podcast is going to be amazing, So go subscribe, Liza. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.440 What else is going on besides fucking vander Pump that 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.080 feels like the majority? 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.440 Oh, I would tell you. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:18.080 Yesterday I went to a performance that Rosie did for school. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:22.240 It was a musical performance and at the very beginning, 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.800 she was killing it, Like the music teacher kept going 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:26.160 what's this and Rosie would be. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.919 Like, it's a you guleley? How many strings? 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:29.159 For? 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:30.560 Like she knew everything. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.560 She was being so great, but then she really focused 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.800 in on me, like she saw me because there was 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.280 two rows of parents. It's not a big room, and 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.280 she just started like hamming it up and going fucking nuts. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:46.240 It was crazy. I had to keep going calmed down, comped. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.200 I had to keep like. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.720 Making sign language and her to like calm her body. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.880 But she just went nuts. And everybody is like, what 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:55.520 a natural performer, And I was like, this is not and. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:56.719 What does nuts entail? 0:05:57.040 --> 0:06:00.000 Funny faces, funny fasis spinning. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.760 Around periodic like yips and yelps and screams. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:05.159 You know. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.560 Just there was another kid there kind of hyping her up, 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.480 and like once he got going, she was like, yes 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.080 this week and do whatever we want, like and I 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.360 don't know, I just don't know what to do. I 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.960 feel like she's gonna be a little performer. She's such 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.719 a ham. She loves to get laughs from people. Yeah, 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:22.479 that's great news. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:27.320 I always like the videos online of like parents showing up. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.360 It matters and it's like a little boy looking for 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.719 his parents and he's depressed and then he sees a 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.200 parent and like truly shines. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:36.280 Yeah. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.479 I remember, like my mom worked a lot and she 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.760 couldn't come to everything. But like I do remember, like 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.240 my mom wore one of those big puffy coats with 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.320 like a fur hood like and I remember seeing her 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.480 little fur hood like bobbing through the audience and being like, oh, 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.880 my mom came because like she could barely ever come 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.120 to anything, and yeah, I want to go to her stuff. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:55.600 My husband couldn't go. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:59.560 Because you heard it here first, he finally got a vasectomy. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.640 We're done, everyone. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.719 The factory, the baby fact making factory is closed over 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.800 at my house and I'm excited. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:11.360 Yeah, shut down. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.080 Yeah, he couldn't go sit on a super tiny little 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.080 kid chair and watch our daughter freak out. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:18.320 So I went alone. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.800 So was it a performance show or was it like 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.800 name this instrument? 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:23.920 And then they they. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.080 Did, they sang songs, they like they did all this 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:29.160 stuff with their their teacher, but like their music teacher 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.600 was leading it. So it was a little bit of 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.320 call and response with their music teacher. But I could 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.720 feel parents keep looking at me to be like, look 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:36.080 at her. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.680 You know what I mean to. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.640 Like give me, and I think most of them know that, 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:44.080 like I'm in the I'm in the arts, so I feel. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.920 Like they were all like look at this. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:52.240 But speaking of performances, Miley Cyrus did an interview with 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:57.360 British Vogue beautiful photo shoot with Stephen Misel, but she 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.360 said she doesn't want to tour and has no interest 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.360 in touring. And I've been calling that for a while. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:04.640 I said she's not and she had to put out 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.960 a statement like a like a notepad apology on her 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.600 notes app on her Instagram because the fans went nuts. 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.960 You know, the fans are like, you don't care about us, 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.760 because you know you don't. You're not here for us, 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.600 We support you. Why how dare you not connect with us? 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.960 And She's just like I don't wanna. 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.000 Yeah, but like it's also like you don't own these people, 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:26.760 like you don't own your heroes. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.480 Oh no, if you want to have a good time 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:31.000 and take a deep dive into mental illness, I would 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.680 look into the comments of the notes app. It's just 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.360 people truly like we'll forgive you this time, but I 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.560 don't understand you're making excuses and we do this and 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:44.520 no press nothing. You just dropped an album and that's that, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:50.360 And it's like, who are It's really confusing. She's She's 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.280 just straight up like, I don't want to live on 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.600 a bus. I don't want to travel NonStop, and I 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.000 don't want to perform for huge crowds. That's not really 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.360 my vibe at the moment. It can always change, but like, 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.640 and the outfits I want to wear don't fold well, 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:05.960 And well, why don't you do a residency? 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:07.800 Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask you. Would she 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.240 ever do a residency? I don't know. If I have, 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.360 I'll you know. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.800 When you talk, because I feel like that would be 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.080 really cool if she could pick like a super cool 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.920 she could pick a super cool, like small venue, and 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.079 it would just be like whoever gets tickets gets tickets, 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.160 you know, like it doesn't have to be like a 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.160 Vegas like Caesar's thing, you know. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.160 Yeah, And I don't think people realize like she was 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:35.240 selling out stadiums before she was sixteen, you know, like, yeah, 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.720 she has been touring for a really long time. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.200 Her last sore was twenty fourteen. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.800 But they say that's where all the money is like, 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.280 don't they say that's like really, where the artists make 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:45.800 the money is like through the touring. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.439 Yeah, but that's why she's so cool. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.160 She doesn't need money and she's not she's not beholden 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.480 to anyone. She truly is an artist and does whatever 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.800 she wants whenever she wants. I mean, during her flaming lips, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:03.480 you know, happy hipp vibes she was, she released the free. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.040 Album on SoundCloud. Yeah, you know. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.040 She she does is She's not part of the machine. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:13.120 She doesn't have to be. She truly is guided by Dolly. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.640 But you're convincing me to follow her right now. I 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:16.160 can't believe. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:16.600 I don't. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.040 Well, yeah, and she just did like Vogue like my 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.439 life and looks, and she just loves fashion in her 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.720 crew and she's making music and she doesn't have to 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.480 do anything, and that's what's cool. And obviously I think 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.320 everyone just compares everyone to Taylor Swift and like how 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.600 much Taylor get three hour concerts for the fans and 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.680 that's amazing. But everyone is different and it's cool that 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.719 my hat. I'm mad, I'm upset. I want to see 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.520 her live. I would love to. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.880 I think Taylor's doing it for money as well. And 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.760 it's like, if it was about connecting with the fans, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.079 she would sell all the tickets for fifty dollars, Like 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.840 they're one thousand dollars per fucking ticket. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:56.640 They're so hard to get, Like, I don't know, is. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.920 It really about just like connecting with the fans. It's 0:10:58.960 --> 0:10:59.599 a business. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.320 No. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.679 Amy Schumer did an interview this past year before her 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.400 tour and she said that she was going to make 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:10.319 around ten million from her stand up tour, and the 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.920 interviewer was like, wait, wait what or something, and she goes, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.120 did you think it was for the love of comedy? 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.000 Like what are you talking about? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.240 Like Pearl Jam back in the nineties liked went to 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.040 war with ticket Master because they were like, we want 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:28.080 our tickets to be twenty dollars, because they were about 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.920 in it for that, Like they were not in it 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:34.320 for that reason, like the money, you know, No, the price. Again, 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.600 I'm I'm not here to make fun of Taylor. Please 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.320 nobody come for us about that. I'm just saying it 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.200 is a business, Like I don't think that they're just 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.719 purely out there to be like got to connect with 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.559 the fans. Aren't she doing meet and greets like, I 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.560 don't know how much connection it is. You know, it's 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.920 like most of you can only afford a ticket where 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.559 she looks like a tiny ant you're watching it on 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:52.000 a screen. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:56.040 Well, it's so much the parasocial thing of it all. Yeah, 0:11:56.320 --> 0:12:00.400 we kind of invent what we want about the people. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.680 Like I guess I can think that Miley is doing 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.680 things for me, but I think that's what's cool about 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.400 her is it's. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:08.520 What she wants to do. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:12.320 Yeah, and touring is hard, and if you don't have 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:15.960 to do something you don't want to do, I don't. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.320 Yeah, I don't know. My favorite thing is but a 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:19.679 full apology. Look how. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.080 My favorite thing is the outfits I want to wear 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.960 don't fold. That's like so funny to me because like Miley, 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.280 Cyrus makes enough money that, like her outfits could be 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:34.280 on a rack, like in their own bus, like going 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.720 across the country, you know what I mean, like in 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:38.959 a truck, fully hanging, never folded. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.240 But that's a funny. Try working a nine to five 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.760 like many of your fans do. They don't make millions 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.600 like you, but we would still paid excessive amounts. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:48.520 Too bad. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.640 Your reason for touring is simply because you don't want 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.920 to change in a locker and sleep on a tour bus. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:54.040 Poor you. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:58.199 And it's like, yeah, I don't know why you think 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.440 she just the sacrifice. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.840 I I don't really. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.560 Yeah, And then you come home and you go to 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.480 bed in a bed, and you get your rest time 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.520 and you get your free time. You don't get that 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.559 when you're touring city to city and you're sleeping on 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.760 a fucking moving bus. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.760 Like I don't know that. Like to me, this is apples. 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.960 To Orange is talking about how your your job is 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.360 just as hard as her job or whatever, like they're 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.640 they're hard in different ways. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.040 I love you to pieces truly, but I'm very disappointed. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.640 Feels very privileged to just exit out. It's like she's 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.600 she could come back, Like I don't know. But Kylie 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.600 sonic Love wrote I love you, baby girl, which reminds me, 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.280 and we can we'll start soon. But I watch the 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:43.000 pit stop and Beyonca mentioned like a wild night in 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:48.880 Palm Springs where so Kylie's Sonic Love, Bianca and Miley 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:52.280 were hanging out at Bianca's house having a little tequila. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.960 Oh fun, and I knew they were friends and that 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:57.680 she was such a big Drag Race fan. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:01.400 But I love that they're drinking tequila and palm springs together. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:02.640 Oh my god. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.440 Miley, I think is one of the only celebrities I 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.559 will say, who fucking like when she's like I love drag, 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.079 she like means it, like she's not just like oh yeah, 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:13.200 it's fun, like oh I love RuPaul and like we 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:14.720 did a project together and whatever. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.320 You know what I mean, Like Miley went on Rogan and. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.080 Like defended fucking drag and like she is about it, 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:21.520 you know. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.560 Oh yeah, she loves it. Yeah. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:28.400 I think the residency maybe I don't know. I guess 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.040 she wants to do a residency. Do a residency. I mean, 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.120 that's it's gonna be crazy to get it. I also 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.000 understand like not feeling safe with like shootings and bombs 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.280 going off at concerts like that happened at an Ariana 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.440 Grande concert, Like I could, you know, I can understand 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.320 just being like I don't really feel like taking this 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.160 risk right now of like being up on a stage 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.120 in front of in front of fans that would tear 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:50.120 me apart for choosing my mental health over doing a tour. Well, yeah, 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.400 and I think the interviewer told her like Olivia Newton 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.480 John didn't tour for sixteen years, and then once she 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.960 could do smaller venues, not at her peak, she did 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.320 and she loved it, you know. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.040 I it's just. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:07.280 I love the concerts and small values, but I would 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.320 love to see my ley. I'm with all these people, 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.560 but I don't understand the ownership or the demand or 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:17.400 like thinking you're entitled for her to do this. Of course, 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:21.000 she's making so much lovely music for us, looking sexy 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.840 as a fuck, Like what what. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:24.520 Do you guys want? 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:29.640 But I watched her vogue My Life and looks three times. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.320 Yeah that's you know. I miss her too, got you know. 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.200 Yeah, you're giving her the clicks, you're giving her the love. 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.280 Let's get started, because oh my god, this is a 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.160 perfect segue talking about pop stars and fame into today's episode. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.800 We don't even mean to do this. Wow, this is wild. Guys, 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.320 stay where you are, We're about to start. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:59.200 Okay, we are doing diss which is funny, but season 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.200 twenty episodes too, so is this one. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:04.560 Our friend Warren Light was not working on the show. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.080 Yes, I was noticing that because they're all I think 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.200 he comes back in twenty one because twenty one is 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:11.440 where the names get big again. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.280 And you know, with the title diss it is unfortunate 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.560 that Christopher Maloney isn't here to bring up his black scent, 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:23.200 you know what I mean, Like, I'm really sad we 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:28.240 don't have Maloney saying this all thing. Yeah, she said 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:32.760 your wang's no big thing, so that you know, we're 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:37.200 starting on a sad note in terms of people speaking 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:38.000 black when they're not. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.800 I don't even know if that's how you say it. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:44.440 But also air date May second, so that's my niece's 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.800 birthday and Alex Crawley, my friend. 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:47.480 So shout out. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:52.440 Shout out to the Taurus queens. So we open this episode, no, 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:56.400 we're noise of cop cars driving on an empty street 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.320 under a bridge in the city, and we hear a 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.880 damn it in a woman's voice put over her car 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.760 and she gives herself a little pep talk. She's like, okay, girl, 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.320 be cool, be cool. The cop approaches the car and 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.200 she shouts, I know, officer, I forgot to signal, which 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.960 my father, you never admit anything to the cops. This 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:18.359 is that's a mistake. You don't give him any anything. Yeah, 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.280 and he asks have you been drinking. She answers no, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.000 but he still makes her get out of the car, 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.120 and she's like seriously, and he demands she gets out 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.919 while a flashlight glows in her face. She is black, 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:32.840 so obviously this is intense. She's dressed in a green 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:36.639 glitter short dress, long sleeves, low cut. Her lips have 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.439 a bold color on them, so it looks like she 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:42.800 had a fancy night, maybe participated in a ballroom dance competition. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.240 That's the vibe I get. It gets serious fast. They 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:49.639 bend her over onto the car, slam her on the hood. 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.600 She breathes heavily and then says, if you boys want 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:54.960 to have some fun at least look, let me look 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:55.199 at you. 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:57.840 And so the cop is like, what did I tell you? 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:00.439 And so then she turns around and she kneeds him 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.520 in the dick, takes his gun, points it at the 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:05.560 other like the other you know cop. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:06.480 There's two cops. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:09.760 Demands his gun, which he hands over, and she has 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.200 both arms straight out with a gun in each hand. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:15.520 It's pretty hot but dangerous, and she's in her lime 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:17.840 green glitter dress. She makes them get all the way 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.800 down and lay down on the ground, and that's when 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.240 we realize it's a music video. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:24.720 Lol. 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.480 A perfect opening for an SVU though, because this is 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.159 absolutely how an SVU could start. And then it's just 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:35.320 like one hundred drop the beat. I was not expecting it. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:40.000 So there's sexy dancing explosions. It's a song. The song 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:45.280 is called fire gyrating glitter boots. Close ups dance scenes. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:49.240 She's posing with the gun and we hear cut and 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:51.480 both are and the director really happy with the shot. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:55.520 One and done, one take wonder and he's all about 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:56.960 the sex appeal. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.159 He's like, this video's hot as fuck. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:01.320 And she's like and it's about BLM and me too, 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:04.960 and he's like, I don't care. And then we meet 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:08.240 a daughter and she's she's my kind of girl. Right away, 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.080 she goes, can we go to Dave and Busters now? 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.960 So I love her. The mom's like, we can't. You know, 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.600 daddy has a concert tonight, and the girl's like, fuck that, 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:20.000 I want to go to d and B. So a 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.600 person I assume is on the payroll, a young man, 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.919 he's like, you know, I'll stay with her, I'll take her, 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:28.199 and she's like, oh thanks, Wallace. Then our main superstar 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:33.359 sees that Venetia is performing on Snake's concert tonight. Not 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:37.040 happy about it, so she asks Wallace, like, hey, can 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:39.320 you drop me off at home first and then you 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:40.800 guys can go to Dave and Busters. 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:43.800 And it's like, yeah, she can't go to Dave and Busters. 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:44.320 She'll be mom. 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:48.080 Yeah, so you know, she thanks the cop actors. She 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:53.359 is a professional, kind, benevolent, amazing superstar. We cut to 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.320 Wallace and the girl coming home. No prizes, so I'm like, 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:58.879 what the fuck. But then she's saving up her tickets 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:01.560 for a big ticket item. No, I see she's eating something. 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:05.160 I think she got the candy prizes, so that's good. 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:08.000 I mean, I'm sure she's not even impressed with the toys. 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:13.240 She's you know, she's a two Superstars kid. But Wallace 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.639 right away sees something's up, like the door is open 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:19.560 and he he's like, holds up, Lexis, something's up. But 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:22.919 then he makes her enter first, like he follows the 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:27.199 child into the dangerous situation, which was very funny to me. 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:30.359 But then before he actually enters the apartment in the foyer, 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.040 he leaves Lexi. He calls for Dallas, are you okay? 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.359 And so our girl's name is Dallas, and he's creeping 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:40.040 in the dark, Dallas, Dallas. The room is disheveled, he's 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:42.280 getting nervous, and then we see she's splayed out on 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.800 the ground out cold blood all around her head, staining 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:50.439 the white carpet. Lil Lexi runs in and yells, mommy, mommy. 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:52.639 Fuck. The media acts fast. 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:55.640 Dozens of photographers are there, ready to snap shots as 0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:57.960 the paramedics take Dallas out in a stretcher with a 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:01.800 full neck brace, and IT'SO and Benson and Rollins are 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:02.240 on the scene. 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:04.320 They're in shock. Benson's like, is that really her? 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:07.240 She's starstruck, she can't believe it, and Rollins is like, 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:10.000 she fought back, maybe she shouldn't have. And of course 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:13.320 Rollins is blaming a woman always always, do you know 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:15.480 what in terms of scanned of All, I bet she 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:16.959 would say Arianna deserved it. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:19.119 No. 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.040 Just before we came on to record. 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:24.560 This, I was rewatching a favorite of yours, the video 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:25.800 where Ariana's. 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:28.080 Like, this is my birthday and my dad's. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:30.399 Dead, and sand of All is like, I get it, 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:33.280 but we rented a bulldozer. 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:35.760 Trucks, Babe, I got it. 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.399 And so of course I read the comments, and I'm 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:40.200 in the comments and there are people being like, she's 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:43.919 always cross, she's manipulative, she should this that, And I'm like, 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:47.040 I wrote something on someone's I go, I hope one 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:50.760 day you have someone that chooses your pain over a 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:54.359 construction park. That's you could like, I want to know 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:56.680 what the what's if they're just trolls or if these 0:21:56.680 --> 0:22:00.200 people's lives are that sad? Yeah, like that you think 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.400 it's manipulative to ask for someone to support you as 0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:06.040 you're grieving on your birthday, Like I don't, I don't, 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:09.880 I don't know. It was just crazy how many comments 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.760 were like she's so annoying? Why is she always them sad? 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:16.520 Your dad's been dead for years, get over it. The 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:19.439 comments are always shocking. I'm always like, we're all together 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:21.800 on this, right, No, we're not. None of us are 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.760 together on anything. I just hope they're trolls. I just 0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:28.600 hope they're trolls. Or maybe we should be like Swarm 0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:31.639 the TV show and we can go I'll kill all 0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:35.720 these people with main comments about our riata. It's really good. 0:22:35.760 --> 0:22:38.760 I think you should watch it. I'm going to well 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:40.760 with this writer strike. I'm gonna need to I'm gonna 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:42.760 watch everything I've ever said I would watch for you. 0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:47.080 So yeah, Rollin's blaming the woman. 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:49.640 I guess she should have sat and taken it, according 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:51.440 to Rollins, and I bet she would have been like 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:52.480 why didn't she fight back? 0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:53.560 It's like insane. 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:56.679 We find out that she has bleeding behind her ears, 0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:58.400 possible skull fracture. 0:22:58.440 --> 0:22:59.960 She was hit multiple times in the head. 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:03.440 Benson asked, if she was raped, we'll see rape, you know, 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:04.719 we got to wait for the rape kit, but her 0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:06.960 robe was ripped open. And then now we have a 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:09.399 delivery boy witness and he heard someone say it was 0:23:09.440 --> 0:23:13.080 snake in Dallas, so he hung around and Creasey's questioning him. 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:15.560 It was dark out, and Creasey's like, whoa, I love 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:18.880 that mongoose bike. I'm sure that's not going to come back, 0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:23.160 and sends the kid off, and Benson asked if he 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.399 gave him anything on Creasy He's like, ah, no, just 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:28.879 the lookie Lou And then they commiserate how much they 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:32.440 hate celebrity cases. And so it's ten Grammy, he's twenty 0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:35.399 five nominations. The press is asking if it was snake, 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:38.040 and the detectives enter the house. Everyone is out and 0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:40.960 about dusting, searching for evidence. They find a glock. It 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:43.400 could have been the victims. There's no sign of force entry, 0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:45.680 I says as he walks in. And he also said 0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:48.119 that the security cameras were hacked last week and the 0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:54.240 security system was off, so strange for such rich icons, 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:58.280 you know. Rollins rules in to inform the group. Another 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:01.040 witness says they got into a big fight recently and 0:24:01.119 --> 0:24:03.280 Finn is like, no way he would do this, and 0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:05.919 Creasey informs him there were two domestic disputes at this 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:06.920 address last month. 0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:08.480 But where is Snake now? 0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:11.199 He's doing a concert at the Apollo, which is not 0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:12.520 really a giant venue. 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:16.040 So I wonder if you know where nobody. I wonder 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:18.400 if to pop up. Yeah, I wonder if just doing 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:21.399 it because it's iconic, like, I don't know, but I 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:22.960 think he would have already done it, So that's what 0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:24.040 I mean. I wonder if it was just like a 0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:27.800 quick pop up show, yeah, or he's you know, at 0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:30.879 that level. I don't know, but it seemed like they 0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:34.240 were both kind of superstars. Yeah, the Apollo is cool, 0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:38.640 No knock onto the Apollo. Yes, it just gives clues 0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:40.919 as to what's going on. Actually, have you been in 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:42.840 I've never been into it never. I don't know how 0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:43.320 big it is. 0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:48.520 Yeah, I'm gonna guess three thousand. Let's see. I'm gonna yeah, 0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:52.000 certainly not MSG for sure, I do. I guess no. 0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:57.320 I would say I'll do prices right and say twyne 0:24:57.640 --> 0:24:58.240 and ninety nine. 0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:07.480 We're both over fifteen hundred. Wow, So yeaho it. 0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:12.359 I mean it's gorgeous, it's really pretty. 0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:16.320 It's really pretty. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool that they do. 0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:18.000 It's cool that they shoot there too. 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:21.120 Anyway, So we're at the Apollo Sorry, but you know 0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:23.280 we we love Vedyas. 0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:23.639 Okay. 0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:27.320 So a concert's happening and it's a Kanye vibe of song, 0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:30.800 I would say, And there she is Venetia singing her 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:34.680 slut ass off and I love this song, like I'm 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:38.639 really into this fake Kanye song. And Fake Kanye is 0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:43.080 played by Orlando Jones. And then from the corner we 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:47.800 see Finn off stage side stage, and Orlando Jones knows him, 0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:51.720 so fake Kanye. Orlando's like Finn, oh my god. And 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:55.040 then Finn gets a full shout out to all the audience. 0:25:55.240 --> 0:26:00.000 He's like Manhattan's own and Orlando Jones that end quote 0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:05.480 otafin tutuola baby Harlem's own and Cariese is confused, angealous, 0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:08.040 like he doesn't get what's happening, and he makes Finn 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:11.880 come out, calls him family, and then Finn whispers into 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:15.240 his ear and Orlando looks stunned. He says, shows over 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:20.040 family emergency and walks off, and they run off and 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:21.600 we head to the credits. 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.120 Finally, Jesus, So when I wait? 0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:26.040 I just want to say, when I was like researching 0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:29.040 this episode for the crime part, I ended up on 0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:31.320 like a Reddit thread discussion of the episode, and like 0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:34.159 everyone wanted to know what the song was. Everyone was like, 0:26:34.400 --> 0:26:36.520 what's the song that he's singing with Venetia? 0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:38.120 Like everybody loves it. 0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.080 So SVU needs to like release some of this fake 0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:42.520 music that's on their show. 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:46.800 But also put out a CD. Yeah, so I know 0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:49.960 Orlando Jones from Mad TV? Or is he anything else 0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:50.280 for you? 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:52.200 Seven up? 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:53.080 Oh? 0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:56.480 Make seven up yours baby? Yes? I had the T. 0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:59.800 Shirt really, yes, somebody gave it to me like a 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:01.520 bit T shirt in college and said make. 0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:02.320 Seven up yours. 0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:05.119 I thought those commercials were so funny for some reason. 0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:07.760 They really tickled me in the right time of my life. 0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:09.920 I guess when I was like nineteen and they came out, 0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:11.200 I thought they were so hilarious. 0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:14.520 Yeah, and then I did look and he was in 0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:19.639 office space. He sold the magazines to them. Oh, the 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:24.520 magazine subscriptions. It really is one of the best movies. 0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:26.840 It's so good a hit. 0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:30.359 It's a hit baby, so okay, we're back. 0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:33.320 It's you know, so in the credits, though, I never 0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:36.439 really noticed Peter's photo and he's standing by like a 0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:39.040 train as a train, you know, flies forward, and I 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:40.520 really like that. I think that would have been my 0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:43.480 choice for photo. Like do you ever think about like 0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:44.919 what your SNL photo would be. 0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:48.800 At the beginning? I've thought about it. I guess I've 0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:50.160 thought about it, but. 0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:54.120 I know this careesy choice or Scanavino, Like I wonder 0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:58.080 if they got to decide, Yeah, like I would probably 0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:00.119 just be like hailing a cab and being like, oh, oh, 0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:02.760 it's you hi, you know, like to the camera. 0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:06.280 But yeah, I don't. I gotta like look at the 0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:08.159 credits again. I feel like I didn't even notice this. 0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:09.760 Well that's what I mean. I never noticed it either, 0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:11.560 But I liked it. I like the way he looked, 0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:14.240 so yeah, we're back and we're just leaving the concert 0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:17.679 no time, no time lapses, and Cariese's walking asking, like 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.600 Finn how they know each other, as mobs of cameras 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:22.240 and people are trying to get a peek, and Finn 0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.720 explains that their moms were best friends, so they're childhood friends. 0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.040 Carisy has but her because he didn't get a. 0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:28.800 Heads up about that. 0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:32.960 Okay, Orlando's in the limo and it's big as hell, 0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:36.840 and he thanks Finn for coming down personally, and Cariese's 0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.120 dumb ass is like, well, we have some questions for you, 0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:42.600 and Orlando's like, who the fuck is this and ignores 0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:46.640 Cariesy fully, and I'm on his side, like you can't 0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:48.080 you question a little bit later? 0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:48.480 I don't know. 0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:50.720 I don't like the attitude. And Finn just told you 0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.840 this is his childhood friend, so sit your asss down. 0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:58.920 Fucking Staten Island. So he blames Twitter and stalkers and 0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:02.520 he's like, there's so many fucking stalker's man, and Cresey's like, well, 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.280 we heard from your neighbor that you fight a lot, 0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.480 and you just fought before you left, and He's like, 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:09.520 I never laid hands on my wife, and Caresy pushes, then, 0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:11.840 why did the cops show up twice for domestic abuse 0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:14.320 at your house? And he turns it on Creesy and 0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.160 he goes, well, one day, when you get a woman, 0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.880 we'll see if you don't yell now and then and 0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:22.200 Finn pushes, so all you did was scream and Orlando's like, damn, Fin, 0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:24.719 you too, man, and Finn is like, dude, I just 0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:26.479 need to know what you guys are fighting about. And 0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:31.760 he says one word Venetia. So I love Venetia so much. 0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:35.920 He was on her last record and their reports that 0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.320 they were together, but it's false, and so they keep 0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:40.600 pushing him further, like how'd you get that bruise on 0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:42.680 your face? And Orlando says that he got into a 0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.239 fight with paparazzi people who got too close to his 0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.800 daughter Lexi, and then he calls Creesy wonderbread and I 0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:52.120 think he deserves it. Finn is like, okay, then why 0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.680 haven't we seen anything released about that? And he explains 0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:57.960 that his manager paid off the paparazzi. Dude, and the 0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:01.400 paparazzi's got name is a mere, and he goes, when 0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:03.760 I left Dallas, she was fine, and so they meet 0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.720 everyone in the hospital. Rollins fills Creasy in that she 0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.880 has significant brain swelling and they put her in a 0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:12.640 medically induced coma to release pressure. The rate kit was 0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:14.880 sent to the lab and Orlando makes a wild choice 0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:16.760 in front of the cops and says, whoever did this 0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:17.960 is going to die. 0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:19.560 Finn responds, come on. 0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:23.120 Cuz, and then somber music plays with the background of 0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:27.040 a heart monitor, so it's a really a collab the 0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:30.920 between the heart machine and some tunes, and so then 0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:33.360 Orlando is sad and walks over to his wife, but 0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.240 not before pushing Finn a little bit with his shoulder, 0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:39.840 and Creasy then decides to question Finn about their relationship 0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:43.400 and Rollins that little starfucker is just like, holy shit, 0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:46.640 you know, snake, and I just love how consistent she 0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:47.760 is throughout her tenure. 0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.360 Finn says they haven't seen each. 0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:53.040 Other since they were sixteen, but Cresy is still like, sure, 0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:55.720 but you don't think he did it. And they all 0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:58.520 decide like, let's just go talk to a mirror the paparazzi, 0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:01.160 So they leave Rollins at the hospital and they run 0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:05.200 to La Central Restaurant. So this guy is such a 0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:07.880 greasy little meatball and I love him, and he. 0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:09.920 Goes, ah, I was paid off. I'm fine with it. 0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:13.080 And Finn's like, your face looks crazy, though, and he 0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:15.920 goes whatever, I don't care. I just hope Dallas is okay. 0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:18.360 Her face is prettier than mine. And then he digs 0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:20.160 you think Snake's the one who beat her up, and 0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:23.000 he's like, I wouldn't you know, wouldn't shock him? You 0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:26.360 never know how temper erupts. Finn is like he was 0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:29.440 on stage during the attack, and the paparazzi. Meatball goes sure, 0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:33.080 and OJ was in Chicago. Finn asks for proof from 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:36.560 the paparazzi and the pap says he's a celeb. People 0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:40.680 cover for celebs, and then has a wild theory. He says, 0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:43.280 guys running for Saint don't spend a lot of time. 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:48.280 And Infodo's playground what, It's a rage room. 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:49.280 So then the. 0:31:49.240 --> 0:31:52.240 Paparazzi sees a celebrity and you know, little Meatball goes 0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:55.720 and runs, and so then the Sinfoto's playground is a 0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:59.000 place where you smash stuff, so it's like an escape room, 0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:00.959 but instead of escaping, you smash. 0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:03.360 I've only seen these on reality shows. 0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:07.400 I've never heard a person go to one or seen 0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:09.960 one in person. I've only seen them go on various 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.400 casts like The Housewives, and I think the VPR people 0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:15.200 went to one, like I would do it. 0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:18.320 I would do it, Yeah, I definitely would. And I 0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.760 don't think this is wrong, like I if it keeps 0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:23.560 you in check, like I don't think this is a 0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:28.680 sign of criminality. So we hear Finn to an employee 0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:33.560 in the darkness behind that's smashing things and people really 0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:35.719 pay for this, and the workers like it's cheaper than 0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:38.840 a shrink. You smash and you scream and you know, 0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:41.080 and so they get more scoop. 0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:42.600 So there's deluxe rooms. 0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:46.240 You get a dummy, and you can get Donald or Hillary. 0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:48.720 She says, So this is very of the times. 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.600 And of course they record everything and they want to 0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:55.280 see snake surveillance. And he's beating up a dummy and 0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:58.720 he's calling the dummy Dallas and screaming I'll kill you Dallas. 0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:00.960 So not that good. 0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:03.880 But Crasy's like, you still think he's innocent, And we 0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:07.000 cut to Orlando kissing her forehead As male detectives arrive, 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:09.240 Orlando says, you find the fuckers that did this, and 0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:12.480 Ice is so cold and goes stand up as he 0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:13.560 Jingle's handcuffs. 0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:17.400 He stands out, I don't really understand how footage of 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:21.440 him beating up a dummy gets you a warrant for this, right, 0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:26.360 it's like very SVU like jumping to whatever they want 0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:26.560 to do. 0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:31.280 It's it's not real because we've seen episodes where they 0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:33.440 have so much evidence and they can't do anything. 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:34.760 Yeah, you know what I mean. 0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:39.040 So someone at in a place where you're the whole 0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:43.200 point is to hit things, you're not doing anything outside 0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:46.840 of the norm of a legal establishment, right, and you're not. 0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.520 Yeah, yeah, foolish. This was foolish. 0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:53.920 So he stands up and says, uh, you talk to 0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:56.160 a mirror and Creasy goes yeah, and we talked to 0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.440 the smashroom place, and he goes, come on. 0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:00.440 So then he goes, it's mistake. 0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:02.920 It's not how it looks, and then he says dead ass, 0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:06.280 and I like that. So Finn cuffs him and they 0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:08.080 all take him in and the iPad is out and 0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:10.040 Finn's showing him the footage that they saw at the 0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:13.000 smash place and the lighting is gorgeous in this shot, 0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.319 and Orlando says it's a rage release and it's better 0:34:15.360 --> 0:34:18.080 than pills, but you wouldn't know what it's like to 0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.600 have my life, and Finn goes, oh, yeah, being rich 0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.520 must be rough, and he uses some tabloids and asks 0:34:23.560 --> 0:34:27.880 about marital problems and it's like Phil, Phil, Phil, Philly. 0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:30.040 You know tabloids are a lie. 0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:30.600 Come on. 0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.200 Orlando's like, yeah, and last week I died in a 0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:36.400 car accident and gets up and pushes his chair and screams, 0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.200 it's all lies. Finn is like, oh, you gotta hit 0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:41.719 me like you hit her, and he says, get up 0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:44.480 out of my face, and they start arguing. Stone and 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:47.640 Benson are spying and they're like, maybe he's not the 0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:51.279 right guy for this job, but Finn is sickened by 0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:53.680 him and shows the crime scene photos and calls him 0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:58.080 a disgrace off of one footage like this is unlike Finn, 0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:02.880 this is just like elapse, elapse for me, and he 0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:05.239 says I'm a disgrace. You want to look in the 0:35:05.239 --> 0:35:07.839 mirror and shoves him, so Benson runs in, pulls him out. 0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:09.920 They make him take a break and he sighs and 0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:14.000 runs off. Orlando's mom is here, so then Finn goes, oh, Joe, 0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:14.719 I haven't seen you in. 0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:15.279 A long time. 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:19.080 She slaps his ass hard. They go talk in private. 0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:21.960 She is fuming. She says, I took you in for 0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:25.080 six months when your mama died. Yeah, you definitely need 0:35:25.120 --> 0:35:28.960 to be off this case. Finn, I agree with everyone here. 0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:31.560 He says, I love you, and she still guilts him. 0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:32.120 How could you? 0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.799 How could you arrest my baby without as much of 0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:38.520 a phone call. He's family to you. Where is your loyalty? 0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:41.960 You really believe my child could do this. I'm his mama, 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:44.279 and I gotta do something. Finn says, listen, if you 0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.440 want to do something, tell me what's going on with 0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:49.759 Justin and Dallas? Like she goes, they're married. Okay, So 0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:52.359 she sits down and then she explains, and Justin first 0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.600 made it the red fraft would never leave him alone, 0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:56.440 but Dallas changed all of it. 0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:57.640 She cleaned him up good. 0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:00.239 And Finn pushes and now and she's like, I don't 0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:01.680 get to see my baby as often as. 0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:03.399 I would like. You know, she's the superstar. 0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:06.520 So what she says goes, but he would never raise 0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.960 a hand to that girl, and she has perfect gray curls. 0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:11.960 Finn says it doesn't look good. 0:36:11.760 --> 0:36:14.239 For him right now, and she cries and pleads that 0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:17.480 he has to fix this. He owes them. She grabs 0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:20.520 his face and says, you owe me. He looks down 0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:22.759 and says, listen, go take care of Lexi and I'll 0:36:22.760 --> 0:36:26.000 call you. Stone and Benson are spying on that conversation too, 0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:29.600 and Stone definitely wants him off the case. Benson breathes deep, 0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:31.560 she'll take care of it. Finn walks out of the 0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:36.600 room and Benson's like, yeah, she called you family, and 0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:40.120 so then Finn explains, So, Finn's old man thought he 0:36:40.160 --> 0:36:42.520 could get off by ripping off the neighborhood drug dealers, 0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:45.120 and then the OG's figured it out and then shot 0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:48.160 at Finn and his parents at a local bodega as 0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:51.600 they were coming out, and Finn and his dad went untouched, 0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:54.240 but his mother died in the street. 0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.840 Have we ever heard that story before? Is this the 0:36:56.840 --> 0:37:00.600 first time we're hearing that in season twenty? I feel 0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:01.440 like I didn't know that. 0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:02.399 I didn't either. 0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:05.680 I'm trying to think what we learned during the ludicrous episodes. 0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.880 But yeah, that seemed like he was more about like 0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:11.960 him and his wife and like, oh, yeah, you know, 0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:16.200 and less about his parents, like so interesting. Yeah, I 0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:18.239 just was wondering if you had a memory, because I don't, 0:37:18.480 --> 0:37:20.360 but I'm sure someone will message and let me know. 0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:23.600 Benson says, I'm so sorry. And then so Joe took 0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:23.880 him in. 0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.520 So she took Finn in until his grandparents moved from 0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.360 Fayetteville to take care of him, which is really like 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.160 cool for the grandparents because in most cases that you'd 0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:36.160 have to be a kid leaving and you'd go live 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:39.040 with your grandparents. So it's cool that his grandparents came 0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:42.600 to keep his life consistent. But also, wasn't his dad 0:37:42.680 --> 0:37:45.439 still alive? Yes, we could stay with his dad probably too. 0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:49.080 They were just probably moving to help the dad. Yes, yeah, 0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:50.879 but he wasn't living with his dad. He was living 0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:52.840 with Joe. 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:56.840 Yeah. The dad's a drug dealer though, right. 0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:00.680 So maybe it's I don't know, was not an option, 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:01.920 not a suitable home? 0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:05.439 Yeah, Benson leans in. That doesn't mean you can cover 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:08.240 for snake phone buzzes. 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.760 Who is it? Benson answers, and it's Rollin. 0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:12.840 She's on her way to meet her because Dallas is 0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:16.000 awake and they're gonna keep Snake in the cage, so. 0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:16.720 They're at the hospital. 0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:18.640 Dallas says, he has never laid a hand on me, 0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:20.560 and she has an all around bandage on her head, 0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:24.720 so that's a really elite SVU club. Congrats, congrats baby, 0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:28.880 you make an around the head bandage look incredible, Sleigh, 0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:31.239 she says, yeah, me and Justin got into a fight 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.600 before he left, but like, who fucking cares? She says, 0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:35.560 someone else did this to me and I could prove it. 0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:38.640 She explains that after Justin left, she was facetiming with 0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:41.439 her mom and Boca. She's in a nursing home and 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:44.240 Justin was already at the Apollo and they're like, fine, 0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:45.120 so what do you remember? 0:38:45.239 --> 0:38:45.959 She breathes deep. 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:48.600 She is beautiful and she just so what she remembers 0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:50.600 is she got off with the phone with her mom 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:53.520 and went to bed, and then she heard something downstairs. 0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:56.279 She thought it was Lexian Wallace, so she went downstairs 0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:58.160 and next thing she knew, there was a man standing 0:38:58.160 --> 0:38:58.600 in her room. 0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:00.600 He was wearing a mask and gloves. 0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:02.600 She ran to get the gun from behind the bar, 0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:04.439 but he just hit her and hit her and hit her. 0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.160 She breaks down in tears, crying. Benson asks if she 0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:09.279 was rape. She cries harder and says, I don't know. 0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:10.040 You know. 0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.480 I know we're famous, but we're just people. It's part 0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:14.880 of the deal we make with the world. 0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:15.320 I guess. 0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:18.640 Benson says, nobody deserves what happened to you. She says, well, 0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:20.759 there's a whole world on Twitter that disagrees with you. 0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:22.520 Rollin's asks what. 0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:26.120 She means, and she's basically explains that Snake and RB 0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:29.640 Banks are in a dis war, so they said dis 0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:31.960 if you'd like to take a drink, take a hit, 0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:35.680 eat a jellybean. This is her moment. So they bad 0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:38.120 mouth each other and they're wraps. It's good for pr 0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.880 and sales, she says. But we're all good, like we 0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:43.400 all are fine. But the fans take it too seriously. 0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:46.839 The nurse, an actual true advocate for the victims, goes, 0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:48.000 why don't we let her rest? 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:50.480 I think her brain just came back to life. Chill up. 0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:54.480 So Benson runs to tel Finn about the Old Folks home, 0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:58.479 confirming the call with her mother. Great news, your friend 0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:00.680 is not a woman beater. Cut him loose, but the 0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:04.040 damage has been done. He gets released and Finn says, Snake, 0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:06.160 you didn't do it, and Orlando goes, yeah, I appreciate 0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:09.800 you again. Why would they arrest him a good friend 0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:12.680 from just a video like it from a smash place. 0:40:12.960 --> 0:40:15.279 I will never get over it. Finn is trying to 0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:18.000 be friendly now and offering a ride. Orlando was done. 0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:20.400 Fuck off, bro. Finn is like, there's a lot of 0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.759 press outside, and he goes safer than you. 0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:24.960 That hurts Finn. 0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.120 Benson is walking around when Rollins flags her down to 0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:31.000 share some Twitter scoop. Something was posted on her page 0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:33.520 two weeks ago. So it's a video of baby Lexie 0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:35.520 and she's dancing and you know, having a good time, 0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.719 spinning around, and in the background, Snake is fucking around 0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:40.640 with the security system and if you put it on 0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:43.759 slow motion you can see him pressing the code and 0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:47.400 like the buttons. So fuck You know, two hundred thousand 0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.719 plus people liked the video, so it could be one 0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:53.160 of them as a stalker, but you can't what. So 0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:55.439 her manager is getting a list together of anyone they've 0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.480 had trouble with in the past, and they start reading 0:40:57.800 --> 0:41:01.360 fucked up letters and messages out loud and Chrees reads 0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:04.120 one out loud teach that black tailor swift wife of 0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:04.960 yours a lesson. 0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:11.080 Okay, that's not chill so but it's rap lyrics. 0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:13.719 RB Banks dropped that last week and he liked the 0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:16.680 video of Lexi dancing. So we're gonna go meet up 0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:21.320 with RB Banks. Rapper diswar in the community, not really 0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:25.000 happy with Dallas And who is RB Banks? 0:41:25.440 --> 0:41:27.680 It's Snoop dogg Snoop. 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:32.560 Dog, the hardest working man in the world, stoner hero. 0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:35.600 I would say Martha Stewart's best friend. 0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:38.880 Honestly, I haven't heard a bad thing about him, so, 0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:40.279 I mean, I guess. 0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:41.879 I guess he was arrested for. 0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:44.680 Murder back in the nineties, but I don't think he 0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:45.879 was convicted, was. 0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:48.560 He I didn't know murder was the case that they 0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.239 gave him. That's what he says. What do you mean 0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.400 that's one. 0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:54.640 Of his lyrics. Murder is the case that they gave me. 0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:56.600 But like, I didn't I thought that was all just 0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:58.920 like posturing. I guess I don't know my Snoop history. 0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:03.440 No, like it is really cool. I mean, ice is 0:42:03.480 --> 0:42:08.600 in this category. Ice Cube is in this category Snoop 0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:13.400 like starting with gangster rap and ending up on like cookbooks, 0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:20.279 children's movies, the box. Yeah, yeah, it's really cool to 0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:22.520 see gangst has grown up. 0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:25.479 So I love that. Yeah, I think I have three 0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:26.120 lines going. 0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.799 I love him so much, truly, I love Snoop Like 0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:33.840 it's really fucked up. So he's in a recording studio 0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:36.000 and right away he tells Chrisy and Rollins that bitch 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:39.360 got what she deserved. Not nice, and they're like, you know, 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:41.080 we're cops, right, and he goes, I don't care. 0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:43.800 I didn't have done anything. Rollins says, well, what about 0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:44.520 the dis war. 0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.520 That's humiliating Rollins, I would have fought and been like, 0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:50.320 I can't say this line out loud. 0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:51.080 They bring up the. 0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.680 Taylor Swift thing and he justifies it, saying that Snake 0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:56.600 accused him of having a ghost writer, and Cariasey's like, 0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:58.560 where were you a babe, and he's like, I was 0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:00.799 home all night and the doorman can vouch for me, 0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:04.160 and that's that. And then he straight up says to 0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.479 them beat it. So we're at the precinct. Benson arrives 0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:10.560 with good news the rape kit came back negative. Finn says, 0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:13.400 thank god for the little things. Sone is the dumbest 0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:15.560 man alive, walks in with the paper and goes, why 0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:18.840 is our case on the front page? Are they not 0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:23.320 two famous successful artists? What are you talking about? 0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:23.760 Stone? 0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:27.520 There were paparazzi right outside the minute she was getting 0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:28.600 taken out in a stretcher. 0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:32.120 It's just like, he's so dumb. How are you alive? 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:33.120 How are you a lawyer? 0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:36.719 They're both giantly famous, Like I can't even deal with it, 0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.400 like obviously in old episode's like Stranger where it's like 0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:44.560 a minor kidnapped six sex slave? Fuck, why is this 0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:47.279 on the papers? That makes sense? Why are the two 0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:52.440 biggest celebrities? I just hate him? I hate him. He's 0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:55.400 trying to point fingers at the squad, and they're like, 0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:56.320 what about the Grammys? 0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:58.879 Why don't you go point at them? Like shut up. 0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.240 Finn sees the paper and says, fuck, I hope Snake 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:07.240 doesn't do anything stupid. So we get to Banks studio 0:44:07.360 --> 0:44:10.399 asap because they're scared, like there's gonna be the dis 0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.799 war is gonna be turned into a real physical war. 0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:16.040 And Benson and Finn are in a black car spying. 0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:18.400 Dallas is still in the hospital and Joe and Lexi 0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:20.879 are there with her. Snake saw the paper and took 0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.440 off is what we you know the scoop And it's like, 0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.920 isn't Snake the one who knows the tabloids are lies? 0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:29.160 But then Finn is like, no matter how much fame 0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:31.919 and Bentley's I guess it's hard to get over disrespect. 0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:34.960 Benson takes a moment, checks in with Finn, sees that 0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:37.880 he's doing and he's having a hard time being vulnerable, 0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:39.319 but he does pop off. 0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:43.160 He's pissed, he's embarrassed, a lot of things. So we're here. 0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:45.759 Banks walks out of a studio, eight people behind him. 0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:49.719 An escalade drives by and they all stopped. Tons of escalades, 0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:53.400 tons of men, guns are out. Snick comes out and 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:55.839 asks Banks to trying to take me out, and then 0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:58.160 Banks is like, you fucking with me? I don't know, 0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:00.839 I don't know what they're saying, but like, oh, you're 0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:01.879 here to take me out. 0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:04.480 So they both are trying to take each other out. 0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:06.760 I don't know what to tell you, and then snoop 0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.040 and admits to it and says that bitch got what 0:45:09.120 --> 0:45:12.800 she deserved and takes ownership of the crime. He escapes 0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:15.520 Rollin's grip runs at Snoop. A few people have to 0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:18.480 stop him. Benson is on Snoop trying to relax him. 0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:21.280 I'm wondering at the end of the workday, who smoked 0:45:21.320 --> 0:45:22.440 weed with Snoop Dogg. 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:24.719 Or in the middle of the work day. 0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:26.680 I mean, I worked on something with Snoop Dogg where 0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:29.000 he was just smoking weed in the hallways. 0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:31.399 Like the whole time. I'm not talking about Snoop smoking weed. 0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:32.280 That is a given. 0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:35.240 I'm saying I don't think Benson would smoke during the workday. 0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:37.680 Oh no, no, so what I wonder if she would 0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.719 smoke after? Well, that's what I'm asking. Who do you 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.160 think smoked with Snoop at. 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.640 The end of the day. I don't think it's Benson. 0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:46.759 I don't think it's Rollin's. 0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:48.919 I don't know. 0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:55.920 Maybe Corina, Yeah, maybe Scanavino. I feel like Finn I 0:45:55.960 --> 0:45:59.160 feel like I feel like Hargate would smoke weed with Snoop. 0:46:00.560 --> 0:46:01.160 Maybe. 0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:05.160 Well, if we meet, if we get to talk to 0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:10.360 Ice Tier or Marishka or Peter, we have to remember 0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:12.880 to ask this. We will ask Casey write a note 0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:17.160 we need if we get any of the leads, we 0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:22.280 need to know who smoked with Snoopy know, yeah, I kind. 0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:22.839 Of love it. 0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:27.440 You think, yeah, not even Warren Light But yeah, Warren 0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:30.200 wasn't around. I wonder who, Oh we should ask? Oh 0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:32.880 we should ask our friend that wrote on this season. 0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:36.719 Didn't he write on the season or DM him? DM him? 0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:39.680 Maybe by the entry bye when it airs, we'll get it. 0:46:40.000 --> 0:46:43.439 If you think have an idea, let us know. So 0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:47.040 the cuffs are on banks, Benson drags him off. Snake is, 0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:49.680 you know, staring into the distance. He's upset and we 0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:53.200 open an interrogation. Benson's like, so you're telling me not 0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:56.040 to believe my own ears, and he goes, what do 0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:56.400 I know? 0:46:56.560 --> 0:47:01.320 Maybe you need a Q tip. She's like, my ears 0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:01.719 are fine. 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:04.160 And you confess to a crime and he corrects her, No, 0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:05.680 I confess to what I said. 0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:06.200 In my wraps. 0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:08.640 She does not like this. He says, no way I 0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.960 beat her. But his alibi does suck. The video from 0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:13.880 the building confirmed that you weren't home the night of 0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.719 the attack, and he really doesn't want to share his 0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:19.560 true alibi. Obviously he's cheating on his wife, so that's 0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:21.920 what's happening. He would rather admit to cheating than go 0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:25.160 to Rikers obviously, and then he goes, come on, you're 0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:29.120 trying to ruin my happy home. But he writes down 0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:31.720 the name of the bit he's cheating with. So Dallas 0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:34.799 is home. She's in a cute turban and she has 0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:37.640 like Ivy stands in her nice home and Orlando's with her. 0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:39.560 Finn's like, you think it's a good idea to bring 0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:41.879 her home, and it's like, babe, they're rich. They're so rich. 0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:44.200 They have doctor's uncle. It's probably safer here than in 0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:47.359 a hospital. And they want Finn to leave. They kind 0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:49.440 of hate him, and he just wanted to let them 0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:51.040 know that bank's alibi checked out. 0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:53.960 It's not him, and it's like, who the fuck did this? 0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:56.480 But Finn on the way out sees Lexi playing video 0:47:56.520 --> 0:47:59.160 games his passion. So that's really sweet, and they have 0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:02.400 like a little, a little moment, and she says that 0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:05.480 she plays with Grandma Joe a lot because daddy is 0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:10.000 not really here that often. Okay, she's spilling everything's fin 0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:13.560 and also the little girl Lexi says that mommy told 0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:18.720 him to kick his mom out. Interesting, So she's playing 0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:22.400 video games with grandma Joe until the dad kicked her out. 0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:24.719 So we head out to West one hundred and thirty 0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:26.960 third Street and he's like, Joe, what's up. What's your 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:30.200 relationship with Dallas? Tell me everything. She goes as cop 0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:33.520 or family. He goes family first, so she trusts him. 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:38.080 I guess immediately for no reason, and well not no reason, 0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:41.279 but he did just fuck up huge Dallas and her 0:48:41.360 --> 0:48:42.160 used to be good. 0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:42.840 What happened? 0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.120 Of course, money, She's scared that Justin's gonna piss it 0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:48.920 all away if she's not holding the string, so any like, 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:52.439 she's in charge of everything, and he goes, well, didn't 0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:53.719 he buy you a place? She goes, I was ten 0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:56.439 years ago and needed fixing up, and so she usually 0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:58.520 she just writes to the business manager, who writes her 0:48:58.560 --> 0:48:59.000 a check. 0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:00.399 And she got a check for. 0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:02.960 Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for the fixing the 0:49:03.040 --> 0:49:07.680 updates some HGTV moments and she found and so Dallas 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:11.440 found out and was mad and she and like the grandma, 0:49:11.520 --> 0:49:14.480 Joe wanted more money and Dallas refused, and she's like, 0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:17.000 what the fuck, that's my baby's money. But she didn't 0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:19.040 want to bring it up to Justin. And she didn't 0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:24.799 want to start any trouble and that's that. But this 0:49:24.880 --> 0:49:28.480 episode is silly. I don't know why she would spill 0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:32.360 all these beans. So Finn is depressed at his desk, 0:49:32.480 --> 0:49:34.799 he's pouting. Rollins comes in to say they looked at 0:49:34.880 --> 0:49:38.560 Joe's financials and she goes, damn, I hope my girls 0:49:38.560 --> 0:49:41.080 take care of me like this. So three months ago, 0:49:41.200 --> 0:49:43.200 Joe wrote a check for two hundred and fifty thousand 0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:45.600 dollars to a vic Lewis. 0:49:46.320 --> 0:49:47.359 Is that a contractor? 0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.160 I don't know, because there's no contractors under that name 0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:52.080 in the city. But they're gonna go to the vic 0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:55.680 Lewis that they found an address for. And Finn wants 0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:57.879 to go alone, but Rollins is coming. Whether he likes 0:49:57.920 --> 0:50:02.640 it or not. They have to fancy meeting you hair, 0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:09.240 so silly. One hundred and thirty sixth Street, April twenty fourth. 0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:12.400 Let's go wait, this is actually stretching a long time. 0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:15.040 Oh no, it just aired me a second. I was like, 0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:19.040 this is the longest case in history. Vicki denies knowing anything, 0:50:19.080 --> 0:50:20.680 and Rollins is like, oh, so you get tons of 0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:24.440 two hundred and fifty thousand dollars checks so Finn describes 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:27.480 her Joe Anderson nice black ladies, seventy eight years old 0:50:27.520 --> 0:50:30.400 and our girls in dark lipstick. Goes okay, so she 0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:34.160 was investing and he goes, mmmm, she has better taste 0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:40.279 than this. Dis Another diss, another dis. She scoffs, then 0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:42.400 starts walking and talking to the back of the salon 0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:45.080 and she's like, listen, I'm entitled to that money, especially 0:50:45.160 --> 0:50:47.680 with all this me too stuff lying around, And so 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:50.319 we get the scoop and about a year ago, she 0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:51.560 was at his show at the Garden. 0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:52.600 She was backstage. 0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:55.319 The manager invited her to Snake's hotel room and she 0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:56.880 needed cash to start this place. 0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.200 So done and done. 0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:01.520 She got to Joe because she couldn't get close to Snake, 0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:03.800 and she offered a bunch of money to keep quiet. 0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.640 Finn and Rollins make eye contact, and now we're at 0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:10.399 a bowling party. He denies cheating to Finn and Joe 0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:12.440 is right behind him and they're like, so, why is 0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.600 your mom playing the paying this white woman a ton 0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:17.200 of money for nothing? Rollins says the photo of Vicky 0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:19.319 on her phone and flashes it, and he says it 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.680 was one time that can't be right. Just one time 0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:25.640 with this woman, like what but he calls her thirsty 0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:28.759 and says she threw herself at him. Joe says, shut up, 0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:32.080 that was You reminded me of Kennedy Davenport always and forever. 0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:34.160 She came to me and I didn't want to see 0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:37.040 his face with hers on the cover of magazines. But like, 0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:38.960 how did she get that kind of money? And she 0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:42.680 goes to mister Maples. We've already discussed all this, Timmy 0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:46.520 YadA YadA. Oh no, she goes mister Maples, and then 0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:52.120 Finn goes, wait, what about Timmy, and Snake laughs and says, damn, 0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:56.040 you're old. Timmy died in six Rollins confirms the death 0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:58.000 of the precinct and Finn's like, I don't know, I 0:51:58.000 --> 0:52:01.040 don't really love the timeline. Something is miss here, and 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:03.960 so he goes to get Okay. So as he's leaving, 0:52:04.040 --> 0:52:07.719 trying to contemplate, like what's missing. I'm gonna do detective work, 0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.000 someone comes and gives him ballistics report on the gun 0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:13.400 found under Dallas. 0:52:13.840 --> 0:52:15.360 The Prince were hers. It's her gun. 0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:18.480 But she got this gun illegally because ballistics popped off 0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:21.080 on an old crime. And the old crime is an 0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:25.759 unsolved murder of a gangsta named Malik Harper. Finn says 0:52:25.760 --> 0:52:28.880 thank you, but the music playing suggests there's more to 0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:29.560 this story. 0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:32.240 The captions say it's foreboding music. 0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:36.279 If that means anything to you, Finn looks suspicious and 0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:38.880 runs off. Finn is at an Irish wooden bar talking 0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:41.719 to a retired cop who doesn't remember anything or any 0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:42.760 particular corpse. 0:52:43.400 --> 0:52:46.520 Finn's trying to get info from him, like mor photos, 0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:47.440 this that. 0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:49.759 Any and the cop goes, you know people cops that 0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:53.279 are haunted by old, unresolved cases. Well I'm not one 0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.160 of them. So Finn is like, so you never gave 0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:58.520 a damn He goes, listen, I didn't have enough get 0:52:58.600 --> 0:53:01.920 damned to give. He's like, can you just please help me? 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:05.680 Here's an address, like just think. He goes, oh my god, 0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:08.200 this address is right above eleanor his best ribs in 0:53:08.239 --> 0:53:10.320 the city. They tore it down about six years ago, 0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:12.680 so now he remembers the ribs. 0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:14.839 Were that good. He remembers the man being shot. 0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:17.880 So what he remembers is the girlfriend works the counter 0:53:17.960 --> 0:53:22.280 at the rib place, and when the news broke about Maleik, 0:53:22.960 --> 0:53:24.240 she threw ribs at him. 0:53:24.719 --> 0:53:25.640 So that's kind of funny. 0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:28.640 So there's no name, but it was a crazy white 0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:31.239 chick and she was pregnant. And so I think we're 0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:34.560 starting to put some stuff together, hopefully, unless you're not, 0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:38.400 and I'll continue talking. Benson's trying to leave the office, 0:53:38.400 --> 0:53:41.319 but Rollin says something that can't wait. She says that 0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:45.200 she dove deeper into Dallas's socials check it out. So 0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:49.640 there's always a bike in the background of some photos, 0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:52.680 so not always just a few photos. 0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:55.560 And so it's a bike. It's the same bike. 0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:58.200 And then Careesy remembers the bike from the beginning of 0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:01.160 the episode, the mongoose that belonged to the Lookie Lou 0:54:01.920 --> 0:54:05.760 and so, okay, what's going on here? So the Lookie 0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:10.560 Lou is Andreas Harper. Hello, Malie Harper, there's a connection. 0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:14.000 Fit is upset and I'm super emo and walks around 0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:16.799 without sharing anything with the group. As Andreas is an 0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:20.120 interrogation and he maintains that he had a delivery down 0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:22.360 the block and once he saw the cops and you know, 0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:24.279 he heard it with Snake in Dallas, he needed to 0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:27.839 check it out. And Benson goes, no, man, we call 0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.360 delivery all the delivery, food services. None of them have 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:32.839 a record of you. So then he breaks down. He goes, fine, 0:54:32.880 --> 0:54:34.640 I'm a huge fan. I just thought if I hung 0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:36.920 around the apartment long enough, Snake would come talk to me, 0:54:37.239 --> 0:54:39.040 and Benson goes, yeah, talk to you about what? 0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:41.680 And so then Benson also is like. 0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:43.680 Well, if you're such a big fan, why were you 0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:45.239 at the apartment with his wife. If you were a 0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:47.799 real fan, you would have been at the concert. And 0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:50.319 he's looking mad at her and she's like, straight up, 0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:52.279 you were there for Dallas and he shouts back, I 0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:55.719 was there for Snake. Benson fights back, this isn't my 0:54:55.800 --> 0:54:58.600 first time with stalkers, Okay, I've seen them all, the 0:54:58.640 --> 0:55:02.640 sad guy, the psychopath. So which one are you? What happened? 0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:04.640 And he has tears in his eyes and goes, don't 0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:07.879 I get a lawyer or something, and she goes, yes, 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:11.160 and don't forget to show them this bicycle lock, because 0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:13.400 we're gonna take it to the to the lab and 0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:16.440 if any of Dallas's DNA's on it, we don't actually 0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:18.560 have to talk to you at all. Finn is now 0:55:18.600 --> 0:55:21.279 talking to the crazy White Chick salon owner and it's 0:55:21.280 --> 0:55:24.319 a sunny day in New York and he's like, I'm 0:55:24.320 --> 0:55:26.160 not on the case and she's like, okay, so why 0:55:26.200 --> 0:55:28.759 are you talking to me And he's like, well, you know, 0:55:28.800 --> 0:55:31.239 Andreas is at the station and he's about to be 0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:33.520 charged and that's your kid, and she goes, yeah, nobody 0:55:33.520 --> 0:55:35.280 said that wasn't my kid. But he has no reason 0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:37.120 to hurt Dallas and Finn is like, I have a 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.719 long list, but let's start with revenge. And she's like, 0:55:39.840 --> 0:55:42.279 for what to get back at the man who killed 0:55:42.280 --> 0:55:44.719 his father, Malik Harper, And then they stop and they 0:55:44.760 --> 0:55:47.799 stare face to face and she says nobody knows who 0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:51.480 killed Malik, especially Andreas. She starts to walk off, and 0:55:51.520 --> 0:55:53.439 Finn is trying to push her on stuff and she's 0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:55.040 like what the fuck, like, I'm not gonna help you 0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:56.080 put my son in jail. 0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:56.640 Back off. 0:55:57.080 --> 0:56:00.440 The acrylic nails in the sky are wagging, and that 0:56:00.560 --> 0:56:01.640 is that's the. 0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:03.080 Scene and the scene. 0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:06.319 Finn looks confused, but it's like come on, dude, So 0:56:06.520 --> 0:56:08.600 like she's not gonna help put her child in jail. 0:56:09.000 --> 0:56:11.440 So now Finn is in jail to talk to Andreas, 0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:13.799 and he's like, the lawyer told me not to talk 0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:17.239 to any cops. And he also is an orange cool jacket, Like, 0:56:17.280 --> 0:56:21.279 I've never seen a prison jacket before, but it's like 0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:26.879 pretty nice cold day. I guess cold day in April. Yeah, 0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:31.200 I just have never seen prison issued coats. 0:56:31.280 --> 0:56:32.919 I don't think. I guess orange is the new black. 0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:36.840 They had coats, yeah, so I just think pretty fashion 0:56:36.960 --> 0:56:39.399 forward for a prison. So he convinces Andreas to talk 0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:41.279 to him because he gets it because he saw his 0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:44.239 mom get shot in front of a bodega and the 0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:47.160 story connects with him. So Andrea swallows aggressively and is 0:56:47.160 --> 0:56:48.000 down to chat with him. 0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:48.239 Now. 0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:50.440 He asks the Finn got revenge, and he's like, they 0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:53.040 killed my mom, the person I cared about most. I 0:56:53.080 --> 0:56:55.080 wanted him to feel the same pain as I did. 0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:58.600 Killing him wasn't enough, and Andreas cuts him off. He 0:56:58.640 --> 0:57:02.680 should have suffered, she she should have died, he yells, 0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:09.040 so Dallas, Dallas. Finn asks Andreas, answers he would have hurt. 0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:11.640 Then it wouldn't have been enough, but he would have hurt. 0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:15.279 Solemn music begins to play. Andreas walks back inside after 0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:19.040 his shouting performance, So he did do it? Finn stands 0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:22.440 longingly thinking, then he goes to see so hopefully everyone 0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:26.520 has put it together that snake with a gun ballistics. 0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:29.560 Snake killed Malie Harper, and Andreas is the son who 0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:33.760 wanted to make Snake suffer. So Finn goes to see 0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:37.200 Snake over the Intercolm and Snake's like, I got nothing 0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:39.280 to say to you, and Finn goes, great, I'm gonna 0:57:39.320 --> 0:57:41.200 talk and you could just listen, you dumb bitch. So 0:57:41.840 --> 0:57:44.240 he gets buzzed in and Snake has an attitude and 0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:46.960 they're like, boo, you whore, and Finn's like, I'm here 0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:49.040 to talk about your mother, and Snake says she's a 0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:51.720 good lady, then asks him a question. Do you think 0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:54.000 I should have turned Yusiffin after I saw him kill 0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:57.880 my mother? Snake chuckles, this is not funny, but he goes, 0:57:57.880 --> 0:57:59.600 that's not how it's done. If they thought you were 0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:01.560 a snitch, she would have been dead by dinner, and 0:58:01.600 --> 0:58:05.040 Snake says, also, the cops aren't about to change or like, 0:58:05.320 --> 0:58:08.640 the cops wouldn't have helped anyways, they're not good and 0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:11.080 well now Finn's a cop, but yeah, he said, the 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:13.560 cops wouldn't have changed anything. Finn would have been dead, 0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:17.400 like no one cares, and Finn says, I didn't do 0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:20.040 anything for that kid that attack Dallas, but everything you 0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:22.240 do in your past will eventually come back on you. 0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:23.640 He says, he wouldn't know. 0:58:23.760 --> 0:58:26.160 So Finn brings up Malik Harper, and Snake says, damn, 0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:26.960 i'ven't heard that name. 0:58:27.000 --> 0:58:27.640 In a minute. 0:58:27.880 --> 0:58:31.120 Finn goes, well, yeah, he got shot dead about eighteen 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:34.800 years ago. Tough break, Snake says, while drinking out of 0:58:34.800 --> 0:58:39.360 a matte black mug. Cool, Finn tells a story about 0:58:39.400 --> 0:58:42.160 Yusef So thirty years after he killed his mom, he 0:58:42.200 --> 0:58:44.160 got a call to one hundred and twenty seventh Street 0:58:44.520 --> 0:58:47.440 that there and there he was stretched out on the concrete, 0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:49.640 two in the back of the head. And so Finn 0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:51.360 didn't want to solve the crime because he was a 0:58:51.400 --> 0:58:53.960 piece of shit. And then just how Malik was a 0:58:53.960 --> 0:58:56.720 piece of shit, and Snake agrees, like, yeah, they're both 0:58:56.760 --> 0:59:00.520 bad dudes. And then Orlando is like, Snake, whatever is games, 0:59:00.560 --> 0:59:02.280 and it's like Finn is here because he knows something, 0:59:02.520 --> 0:59:05.840 you know, like he's not actually playing charades. He has 0:59:05.840 --> 0:59:08.840 the evidence. So then Snake asked Wolf, whoever killed him 0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:10.920 did it in self defense? Would that make a difference, 0:59:11.320 --> 0:59:13.560 and Finn gets real professional and says that if the 0:59:13.560 --> 0:59:16.600 shooter could prove it, he wouldn't be charged. Snake gets 0:59:16.600 --> 0:59:18.960 closer to Finn in a slow pace while saying nobody 0:59:19.000 --> 0:59:21.400 would ever believe him. You know what I mean, you 0:59:21.480 --> 0:59:24.320 know how it is, and then he scoffs. Finn says, 0:59:24.360 --> 0:59:26.560 you got to remember one thing. Everything you do in 0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:29.760 your past will eventually come back to bite you. Snake nods. 0:59:29.880 --> 0:59:33.200 Finn says, take care of those ladies upstairs. They stare 0:59:33.200 --> 0:59:36.760 at each other. Snake says, church they hug. I didn't 0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:39.960 know that that was a goodbye, but cool. Finn exits 0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:42.280 the luxury building when young boys on bikes are like, 0:59:42.280 --> 0:59:45.880 whoa you know? Does Snake live there? And Finn responds, no, 0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:51.480 he still lives uptown. Then he whispers himself and always will. 0:59:52.200 --> 0:59:54.520 And then he puts on his sunglasses and walks off 0:59:54.560 --> 0:59:56.000 into the New York distance. 0:59:56.360 --> 0:59:58.160 And that's dick wolf baby. 0:59:58.800 --> 1:00:01.120 I gotta say this episod so just has like a 1:00:01.160 --> 1:00:04.120 few weird holes for me, Like it's just a very 1:00:04.120 --> 1:00:07.480 confusing episode. It's hard to connect the dots, like, so 1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:11.800 Andrea's killed, Andrea's never met his father. I understand, like 1:00:12.120 --> 1:00:14.080 that's hard to grow up without a father, but like, 1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:16.920 I don't know that you would feel the pain of 1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:19.360 missing someone that you've never met before enough to like 1:00:19.480 --> 1:00:22.960 risk your entire future to attack Beyonce. 1:00:23.200 --> 1:00:25.040 Basically, do you know what I'm saying? 1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:27.880 Like it's not all coming together for me? And then 1:00:27.960 --> 1:00:31.480 when did Vic fuck Snake after she had Andreas and 1:00:31.520 --> 1:00:33.120 she just needed the money for the salon? Yeah, it 1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:35.720 must have been like deca a decade later, She's. 1:00:35.560 --> 1:00:37.880 Like, I'll just soot the guy that killed my baby 1:00:37.960 --> 1:00:39.440 daddy to get money for my salon. 1:00:39.880 --> 1:00:41.920 I don't think that's real. I don't think the fucking 1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:45.560 is real. I think she threatened Joe. I think she 1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:48.960 was like, give me money, killed my husband, got it? 1:00:49.640 --> 1:00:53.680 This is his baby, yeah, got it, even if it's 1:00:53.720 --> 1:00:54.160 not the death. 1:00:54.200 --> 1:00:55.320 But it's like, this is her baby. 1:00:55.360 --> 1:00:57.760 And I also wonder if Andreas wouldn't care as much 1:00:57.800 --> 1:00:59.959 who his dad was if it wasn't someone famed. 1:01:00.600 --> 1:01:02.360 Yeah, like, I see you live in the life and 1:01:02.400 --> 1:01:04.880 you killed my dad and like left me without a dad. 1:01:05.240 --> 1:01:09.440 Yeah, but the mom the crazy White Chicks seemed not involved, 1:01:09.560 --> 1:01:14.600 not visiting your son in prison, just out living her life. 1:01:14.680 --> 1:01:17.360 I also don't get how Finn put it together to 1:01:17.440 --> 1:01:20.120 even ask Joe the warrant with the smashroom. 1:01:20.800 --> 1:01:26.040 This episode is just disjointed but great. 1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:30.320 Also, like another cop brought Finn the ballistics report, like 1:01:30.560 --> 1:01:32.800 that gun popped on another murder and it was found 1:01:32.800 --> 1:01:33.320 in their house. 1:01:33.400 --> 1:01:35.800 Someone has to investigate that. That's not just gonna go 1:01:35.840 --> 1:01:36.919 away and. 1:01:36.880 --> 1:01:39.240 Like Finn walking away and letting his pal get away 1:01:39.240 --> 1:01:41.919 with something, because like that doesn't feel like Finn at all, 1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:44.720 not to mention, it's reminding me of this current season 1:01:44.760 --> 1:01:48.120 where Benson is like Velasco, go find your old buddy 1:01:48.160 --> 1:01:50.360 from Mexico and make him pay for his crimes. 1:01:50.400 --> 1:01:53.760 Like I just feel like all of them makes that justice. 1:01:53.960 --> 1:01:56.960 Yeah, but then I'm gonna let Betty Buckley, you know, 1:01:57.440 --> 1:01:59.080 get away with yeah exact. 1:02:01.000 --> 1:02:02.919 I guess there might not have been proof on that one, 1:02:02.960 --> 1:02:07.360 but yeah, yeah, the moral stances feel like they're wooh 1:02:07.800 --> 1:02:09.200 like really up and down. 1:02:09.360 --> 1:02:10.280 But yeah, A good. 1:02:10.280 --> 1:02:13.200 I also so, I mean Andreas committed the crime, but 1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:14.800 I don't want him to do that much time. 1:02:15.680 --> 1:02:17.040 I know he has to. 1:02:17.200 --> 1:02:19.720 I wonder if it would be attempted murder or assault 1:02:19.720 --> 1:02:21.960 and battery, like maybe you only get a few years 1:02:22.000 --> 1:02:24.520 for that. I don't know, no, because if he I 1:02:24.560 --> 1:02:28.360 mean a bike lock to the head and breaking even dead, 1:02:28.560 --> 1:02:31.640 like you do deserve to go to jail. Yeah, I 1:02:31.680 --> 1:02:36.680 feel bad for your circumstances, but I love I'm team Dallas. Yeah, 1:02:36.680 --> 1:02:38.840 but also, why does like the woman have to I 1:02:38.840 --> 1:02:40.760 don't know, why does the woman have to suffer for 1:02:40.840 --> 1:02:44.600 something that her guy did, like get attack him, make 1:02:44.680 --> 1:02:47.440 him feel pain, like she didn't do anything. 1:02:47.680 --> 1:02:51.200 To your dad. Well, it's kind of like manipulated too. 1:02:51.400 --> 1:02:54.160 Where they're first seeing is like, oh, someone's trying to 1:02:54.200 --> 1:02:59.240 get to her by destroying her husband, you know, right right, Yeah, 1:02:59.360 --> 1:03:02.600 people are up too, not my hobby, not my hobby, 1:03:03.200 --> 1:03:05.640 fucking people's lives up through murder and revenge. 1:03:06.680 --> 1:03:10.560 Well, I have some interesting factoids coming up, so listen 1:03:10.640 --> 1:03:12.760 to these brief messages and we'll be right back. 1:03:27.920 --> 1:03:28.840 Okay, we're back. 1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:33.040 So obviously Dallas and Snake seemed to be roughly based 1:03:33.040 --> 1:03:36.320 off of Beyonce and jay Z. You could even make 1:03:36.360 --> 1:03:39.080 the argument that the Venetia thing is like the whole 1:03:39.160 --> 1:03:42.080 Rihanna rumor when he was working with Rihanna and everyone 1:03:42.120 --> 1:03:45.240 thought they were sleeping together, and that's allegedly what led 1:03:45.280 --> 1:03:49.080 to the whole Solange elevator thing, but Snake had. 1:03:50.800 --> 1:03:52.800 I thought the elevator thing was Becky with the good hair. 1:03:53.320 --> 1:03:53.919 Rachel Roy. 1:03:54.440 --> 1:03:56.600 Oh, I thought it was Rihanna. Maybe I'm wrong now 1:03:56.920 --> 1:03:57.840 it was Rachel Roy. 1:03:58.520 --> 1:04:01.360 But I actually have inside it was really going on 1:04:01.840 --> 1:04:03.960 from someone that works at deaf Gym that I know. 1:04:04.400 --> 1:04:07.040 Oh wow, Well you can tell me later if you can. 1:04:07.160 --> 1:04:11.200 But the I thought it was because Rihanna was going 1:04:11.280 --> 1:04:13.240 to be at a party they were going to, and 1:04:13.280 --> 1:04:15.160 so Launch flipped out and was like, why would you 1:04:15.200 --> 1:04:15.720 have her here? 1:04:15.760 --> 1:04:16.600 Like Rachel Roy? 1:04:17.400 --> 1:04:21.040 Okay, because then everyone got Rachel Roy and Rachel Ray 1:04:21.080 --> 1:04:24.560 confused that beehives started attacking Rachel Ray on Instagram. 1:04:24.600 --> 1:04:26.600 Well, I didn't think that Rachel Roy shit came out 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:29.600 until Lemonade with Becky with the good Hair. But obviously 1:04:29.640 --> 1:04:32.720 I don't know what's going on. But Snake also has 1:04:32.880 --> 1:04:37.000 Kanye shades of Kanye. As you said, the song sounded 1:04:37.080 --> 1:04:40.000 kind of Kanye and but with the number of Grammy 1:04:40.040 --> 1:04:42.600 nominations they're saying the woman has and how famous they 1:04:42.640 --> 1:04:45.200 are as like a couple in music, it's definitely Jay 1:04:45.840 --> 1:04:49.240 and Bae to me and jay Z has had a 1:04:49.280 --> 1:04:52.680 lot of rap beefs with people that they always seem 1:04:52.800 --> 1:04:55.080 kind of low key, just like rapping about each other 1:04:55.120 --> 1:04:58.360 in songs. There's no really violence or retaliation against family members. 1:04:58.440 --> 1:05:00.360 That's where it kind of differs in this Episodsode. But 1:05:00.880 --> 1:05:04.040 probably his most noted beef, which by the way, dis 1:05:04.160 --> 1:05:06.360 war you would just say beef is I think how 1:05:06.400 --> 1:05:09.480 they say it in the in hip hop. His most 1:05:09.520 --> 1:05:12.280 noted beef is with fellow New York City rapper Nas. 1:05:12.760 --> 1:05:15.960 They started fighting in the late nineties into the two thousands, 1:05:16.160 --> 1:05:19.080 and it actually started in ninety six when I guess 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:21.800 nas No showed for a recording session for a track 1:05:21.840 --> 1:05:24.960 on jay Z's Reasonable Doubt album. Then they started taking 1:05:25.040 --> 1:05:27.560 shots at each other in songs and it got really 1:05:27.560 --> 1:05:30.720 heated in two thousand and one on jay Z's The Blueprint, 1:05:30.760 --> 1:05:34.280 in a song that Kanye produced called Takeover, where jay 1:05:34.360 --> 1:05:37.120 Z calls Nasa has been and says Nas has quote 1:05:37.120 --> 1:05:40.240 one hot album every ten year average, and he, like, 1:05:40.360 --> 1:05:42.480 you know, questions is street cred. It's like a lot 1:05:42.520 --> 1:05:45.240 of disrespect, as they talk about in this episode. That 1:05:45.440 --> 1:05:48.600 same year, Nas claps back with this track called Ether, 1:05:48.840 --> 1:05:52.080 which is known now as like a historic dis track, 1:05:52.720 --> 1:05:56.400 and Remy Ma like released a distrack called Sheather that 1:05:56.480 --> 1:05:58.840 was aimed at Nicki Minaj. That's like a reference to that. 1:05:59.040 --> 1:06:02.120 So that's considered one of the biggest diss tracks of 1:06:02.160 --> 1:06:04.600 all time. And then jay Z released Super Ugly. 1:06:04.800 --> 1:06:07.120 Say about What did he say about jay Z in 1:06:07.200 --> 1:06:07.960 the dis track? 1:06:08.480 --> 1:06:11.920 I think just like he's tired, like lame, you know, 1:06:12.000 --> 1:06:14.240 like in early Beefs he makes fun of jay Z 1:06:14.360 --> 1:06:16.600 having a Lexus with TVs and he's like, that's the 1:06:16.600 --> 1:06:19.040 bare minimum that you should have, like you should like 1:06:19.080 --> 1:06:20.560 as soon as I heard jay Z rob about that, 1:06:20.640 --> 1:06:22.200 I got rid of my lexus, Like you need to 1:06:22.240 --> 1:06:24.640 have more than that. That's like bear or something like that. 1:06:24.680 --> 1:06:27.640 I was reading about. So I don't know the exact uh. 1:06:27.960 --> 1:06:30.400 I didn't write down the exact diss is from Ether. 1:06:30.600 --> 1:06:33.840 But then jay Z released Super Ugly, in which he 1:06:33.920 --> 1:06:37.080 brags about having a three year affair with NAS's girlfriend 1:06:37.160 --> 1:06:41.000 Carmen Bryan. So they're hitting below the belt and this 1:06:41.040 --> 1:06:44.640 one is so bad that jay Z's mom Gloria Carter, 1:06:45.000 --> 1:06:46.680 So I feel like this might be where they got 1:06:46.720 --> 1:06:48.880 the inspiration to like bring in the moms and everything 1:06:49.240 --> 1:06:52.040 Gloria Carter calls into Hot ninety seven and said that 1:06:52.080 --> 1:06:55.560 her son should apologize to NOAs and his family, which 1:06:55.600 --> 1:06:56.760 I kind of love. 1:06:57.360 --> 1:06:57.760 Wild. 1:06:58.360 --> 1:07:01.680 Jay Z did call in and apologize to his mother 1:07:01.840 --> 1:07:04.120 and any female listeners who we might have offended with 1:07:04.160 --> 1:07:07.920 the lyrics. So yeah, So then they call a ceasefire 1:07:08.000 --> 1:07:09.480 for a couple of years, and then in two thousand 1:07:09.480 --> 1:07:12.080 and five they reconcile publicly in front of a sold 1:07:12.080 --> 1:07:14.640 out crowd in New Jersey for jay Z's I Declare 1:07:14.680 --> 1:07:18.200 War tour. They perform Dead Presidents and the world is yours, 1:07:18.520 --> 1:07:21.439 and jay Z said, all that beef shit has done. 1:07:21.480 --> 1:07:23.919 We had our fun. Let's get this money. So then 1:07:24.000 --> 1:07:26.760 a year later, Nas quit his record deal or left 1:07:26.760 --> 1:07:28.920 Columbia Records and signed with def Sham, which jay Z 1:07:29.000 --> 1:07:31.120 was heading up. So that's that, and I guess they're 1:07:31.360 --> 1:07:34.040 cool now. But I feel like that's a little bit 1:07:34.080 --> 1:07:36.480 the raft beef. But like it was never like showing 1:07:36.560 --> 1:07:38.320 up with guns and shooting at each other. I think 1:07:38.320 --> 1:07:41.600 it was, like like Dallas says in the episode, it 1:07:41.640 --> 1:07:44.040 was mostly about like publicity and it sells records to 1:07:44.120 --> 1:07:45.720 have like this kind of fighting going on. 1:07:46.800 --> 1:07:48.080 So another case. 1:07:47.880 --> 1:07:49.960 That I feel like this episode could be based on 1:07:50.200 --> 1:07:54.080 is Kim Kardashian's Paris robbery because in the episode, when 1:07:54.160 --> 1:07:57.880 Snake hears the news, he goes shows over family emergency. 1:07:58.120 --> 1:07:59.680 This is basically identical to what. 1:07:59.680 --> 1:08:02.040 Happened to Kanye when he found out that his then 1:08:02.120 --> 1:08:05.680 wife Kim Kardashian had been robbed in Paris. He was 1:08:05.720 --> 1:08:08.600 performing in New York City at the Meadows Music and 1:08:08.720 --> 1:08:11.720 Arts Festival and someone came up to him and told 1:08:11.840 --> 1:08:13.760 and he goes, I'm sorry, there's a family emergency. 1:08:13.800 --> 1:08:15.560 I have to stop the show. So it's pretty much 1:08:15.640 --> 1:08:16.439 ripped right from that. 1:08:17.120 --> 1:08:19.200 And I feel like we all heard about this, but 1:08:19.240 --> 1:08:21.160 I'll just recap it because there was some facts I 1:08:21.160 --> 1:08:23.360 found out about this crime that I did not know about. 1:08:23.880 --> 1:08:27.160 In October of twenty sixteen, Kim Kardashian West at the time, 1:08:27.360 --> 1:08:30.519 was staying at an apartment inside a luxury private mansion 1:08:30.600 --> 1:08:35.400 called the Hotel de Portalis de Portal I think, where 1:08:35.439 --> 1:08:39.280 she was in Paris for fashion week, and a group 1:08:39.320 --> 1:08:42.560 of five men was wearing ski masks and police uniforms 1:08:43.000 --> 1:08:46.479 got into the mansion, threatened the concierge person with a weapon, 1:08:46.520 --> 1:08:49.400 handcuffed him, forced him upstairs to the private apartment that 1:08:49.439 --> 1:08:52.040 he had to open for them, and then two of 1:08:52.080 --> 1:08:55.280 the men went into Kim's room and put a gun 1:08:55.320 --> 1:08:58.000 to her head, and she talks about it later that 1:08:58.000 --> 1:09:00.599 she wasn't wearing anything underneath her robe and she is like, Okay, 1:09:00.640 --> 1:09:02.400 this is the moment that I get sexually assaulted, Like 1:09:02.439 --> 1:09:03.840 I have to just like prepare myself. 1:09:03.840 --> 1:09:07.559 This is going to happen. And she pleaded for her life. 1:09:07.600 --> 1:09:09.920 She was pleading to the concierge because she didn't know, 1:09:10.600 --> 1:09:12.400 like she didn't speak French, and she was like, tell 1:09:12.439 --> 1:09:14.320 them I have a family, Tell them I have a husband, please, 1:09:14.360 --> 1:09:16.760 like pleading for her life with them. They threatened her 1:09:16.760 --> 1:09:18.479 with the gun, They tied her up, They forced her 1:09:18.479 --> 1:09:20.280 into a bathtub with tape over her mouth and then 1:09:20.280 --> 1:09:21.960 tape over her eyes. And the last thing she saw 1:09:21.960 --> 1:09:24.160 before they put tape over her eyes was them holding 1:09:24.240 --> 1:09:26.479 up her jewelry box. And at the time she did 1:09:26.479 --> 1:09:28.400 have two children, but they were in New York City 1:09:28.439 --> 1:09:31.400 at the time, so her sister, Courtney had been staying 1:09:31.439 --> 1:09:33.559 with her in the same suite but was out with friends. 1:09:34.120 --> 1:09:36.200 And Kim later was saying, I was so worried that 1:09:36.240 --> 1:09:38.000 Courtney was going to come in and find me dead 1:09:38.040 --> 1:09:40.200 and be traumatized for life. So like that's the stuff 1:09:40.200 --> 1:09:42.160 that was going through her mind when this was all happening. 1:09:42.960 --> 1:09:46.240 But the men did not sexually assault her or like 1:09:46.360 --> 1:09:48.880 kill her or you know, actually beat her up in 1:09:48.920 --> 1:09:51.439 any way really other than like forcibly tying her and 1:09:51.479 --> 1:09:53.800 putting her in the bathtub. They took two cell phones 1:09:53.840 --> 1:09:56.800 and ten million dollars worth of jewelry, including her four 1:09:56.880 --> 1:10:00.880 million dollar Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring. What I didn't find 1:10:00.920 --> 1:10:03.519 out until doing this research is that all the men 1:10:03.520 --> 1:10:06.200 who did this were in their sixties and seventies. They 1:10:06.200 --> 1:10:08.880 were called the Grandpa Gangsters by some of people on 1:10:08.960 --> 1:10:09.639 social media. 1:10:10.320 --> 1:10:14.080 So it kind of is in line with most robbery movies. 1:10:14.160 --> 1:10:15.439 It's always these old guys. 1:10:15.439 --> 1:10:17.880 They're getting out of jail and they want one last 1:10:17.920 --> 1:10:24.000 cash grab, Like every robbery movie, even the robbery SVU episodes. 1:10:23.400 --> 1:10:24.160 Are old men. 1:10:24.920 --> 1:10:28.679 Yeah, it's like Ocean's eleven, but like, yes they're older, Like. 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:31.240 Robert DeNiro was in one of these. 1:10:31.320 --> 1:10:35.240 I think we're in like their grandpa gangsters are doing 1:10:35.280 --> 1:10:37.559 the bit because you need a lot of skills, yes, 1:10:37.600 --> 1:10:38.960 but you know, I am sure. 1:10:38.840 --> 1:10:39.600 You're going to talk about this. 1:10:39.640 --> 1:10:41.880 But so many people thought this was fake because it's 1:10:41.960 --> 1:10:45.200 Kim Kardashian and their show. Everything's produced, And I know 1:10:45.320 --> 1:10:50.120 one of those suspicions was like where was her personal security? Like, yeah, 1:10:50.160 --> 1:10:51.680 I think that was like one thing where it's like, 1:10:51.880 --> 1:10:54.120 don't you have security with you? Where were they? But 1:10:54.160 --> 1:10:57.679 maybe they were out with Courtney, But I don't know. Yeah, 1:10:57.680 --> 1:10:59.640 I don't know, honestly, none of that, none of that, 1:10:59.680 --> 1:11:01.439 none of the stuff I read, and I did read 1:11:01.479 --> 1:11:04.240 like eight articles about this that are all of my sources, Like, 1:11:04.560 --> 1:11:06.680 there's really nothing about her personal security. 1:11:06.960 --> 1:11:09.040 It seems an assistant was there. I'll get to that. 1:11:09.160 --> 1:11:12.599 But so basically, five years later, in twenty twenty one, 1:11:12.760 --> 1:11:15.080 twelve men were indicted and were to be tried for 1:11:15.200 --> 1:11:18.719 robbery with a weapon committed in an organized gang, kidnapping, 1:11:18.840 --> 1:11:22.720 enforceable confinement or criminal association. One of the guys, so, 1:11:22.800 --> 1:11:25.080 now one of the guys, this guy who's sixty seven 1:11:25.160 --> 1:11:27.840 years old, his name is Eunice A Boss, was one 1:11:27.880 --> 1:11:30.040 of the twelve men. He spent twenty two months in 1:11:30.080 --> 1:11:32.600 prison in France for this crime, and then he was 1:11:32.640 --> 1:11:35.400 given an early release and he gave a full interview 1:11:35.400 --> 1:11:37.879 to Vice News, which is on YouTube with a content 1:11:37.960 --> 1:11:42.040 warning by the way, and it's all about robbing influencers. 1:11:41.800 --> 1:11:45.680 This Vice piece and a boss said he'd seen Kim 1:11:45.720 --> 1:11:49.000 Kardashian throw a diamond into her pool on her reality 1:11:49.040 --> 1:11:51.120 show and was like, Oh, this woman doesn't care about money, 1:11:51.120 --> 1:11:52.800 so like, we're just going to rob her. And when 1:11:52.840 --> 1:11:54.639 they asked him if he felt guilty about his crime, 1:11:54.680 --> 1:11:56.880 he goes, he said it in French, but this is 1:11:56.920 --> 1:11:59.720 the translation. Since she was throwing money away, I was 1:11:59.760 --> 1:12:02.519 there collect it, and that was that guilty. No, I 1:12:02.520 --> 1:12:04.599 don't care, And he said a bunch of times he goes, 1:12:04.640 --> 1:12:07.599 I don't care, like and he also told them, had 1:12:07.600 --> 1:12:08.800 you released. 1:12:08.320 --> 1:12:10.320 This person after twenty two months? 1:12:10.479 --> 1:12:13.120 I don't know, and because the reason they found him 1:12:13.240 --> 1:12:15.920 is because he left DNA at the scene when he 1:12:16.040 --> 1:12:18.360 subdued the concierge and he's a criminal in the system, 1:12:18.400 --> 1:12:19.760 so they found his ass quick as hell. 1:12:19.800 --> 1:12:21.360 And he even said that, he goes, oh, yeah, I 1:12:21.439 --> 1:12:23.120 left my DNA. They found me really quick because I'm 1:12:23.120 --> 1:12:25.720 a criminal. So they let him out after twenty two months. 1:12:25.760 --> 1:12:27.799 He's like, fully gonna do something like this again. 1:12:27.920 --> 1:12:29.080 He's not sorry. 1:12:29.120 --> 1:12:31.040 Why would you bet. You know, we just covered the 1:12:31.080 --> 1:12:35.240 fucking that monster. They might they have a more lenient 1:12:35.320 --> 1:12:36.120 system than. 1:12:36.680 --> 1:12:38.720 We do over here. Yeah. 1:12:38.800 --> 1:12:40.559 They asked him like to like, don't you think she 1:12:40.640 --> 1:12:42.599 was traumatized? And he goes, oh, yeah, sure, of course, 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:45.160 of course she'd be traumatized, of course, but he had 1:12:45.200 --> 1:12:48.839 no feeling about it, like, no guilt at. 1:12:48.680 --> 1:12:52.600 All, and please he's self aware. I don't know. Yeah. 1:12:52.640 --> 1:12:55.240 Well, we also found out that Kim Kardashian, I'm a 1:12:55.320 --> 1:13:00.360 boss fan unice of boss for president Lisa love them. 1:13:00.760 --> 1:13:03.800 We also found out that Kim Kardashian's assistant made the 1:13:03.800 --> 1:13:06.479 mistake of calling nine to one one, which in France 1:13:06.680 --> 1:13:09.599 doesn't do anything that is not the emergency number in France, 1:13:10.000 --> 1:13:13.080 so French police weren't notified immediately, and that's left the 1:13:13.120 --> 1:13:16.040 gang more time to escape. So they did get away, 1:13:16.040 --> 1:13:17.840 but then of course they were all like, they were 1:13:17.840 --> 1:13:23.560 all tracked down. Another guy whose name was Almar Eit Kadash, 1:13:23.600 --> 1:13:26.679 a sixty year old veteran robber also implicated in the heist, 1:13:26.840 --> 1:13:29.719 said that they got most other information from social media, 1:13:29.720 --> 1:13:31.200 which is I think where the tie in of this 1:13:31.240 --> 1:13:34.120 episode where they're like, oh, Twitter, finding the code and 1:13:34.160 --> 1:13:37.240 all that stuff, and he said, quote this is probably 1:13:37.240 --> 1:13:40.080 translated also quote it says the jewels were shown on 1:13:40.160 --> 1:13:42.240 the internet, and she said she didn't wear fakes the 1:13:42.280 --> 1:13:44.160 time she would arrive in France. You just had to 1:13:44.200 --> 1:13:47.040 look at the internet and you knew everything, absolutely everything. 1:13:47.520 --> 1:13:50.200 And that was in a police report obtained by Lamond, 1:13:50.280 --> 1:13:53.920 which is a French newspaper, so allegedly it was Kim. 1:13:53.880 --> 1:13:56.040 Snapchat is where they got all this information. 1:13:56.640 --> 1:13:58.640 And this vice reporter pointed out and goes, if a 1:13:58.680 --> 1:14:00.800 nearly seventy year old man can figure out how to 1:14:00.800 --> 1:14:03.560 target one of the world's most famous people using snapchat, 1:14:03.920 --> 1:14:06.040 she goes, I don't think any of us have any hope. 1:14:06.479 --> 1:14:09.679 So but they inspired criminals all over the world. 1:14:09.680 --> 1:14:12.120 This Kim Kardashian attack was kind of like one of 1:14:12.160 --> 1:14:16.880 the first major influencer robberies, and it inspired all these 1:14:16.920 --> 1:14:19.680 criminals all over the world to target wealthy influencers by 1:14:19.760 --> 1:14:21.960 using their social media to like gather clues. 1:14:22.479 --> 1:14:25.400 So, Kim Kardashian, I'm not giving it to these guys. 1:14:25.400 --> 1:14:27.559 This is the Bling ring. We learned this in the 1:14:27.560 --> 1:14:29.920 Bling Ring. Well, the blame ring is a little bit 1:14:29.920 --> 1:14:32.559 different because those people became friends with them, didn't They 1:14:32.560 --> 1:14:34.639 get like invited to their parties and shit, and that's 1:14:34.640 --> 1:14:35.880 when they would case the area. 1:14:36.520 --> 1:14:39.439 Nah, you got to watch the three part doc oh okay. 1:14:39.560 --> 1:14:41.240 I thought that they were like young kids that kind 1:14:41.280 --> 1:14:42.719 of would hang out at the parties and then steal 1:14:42.760 --> 1:14:44.479 shit or like then break into their houses when they 1:14:44.560 --> 1:14:45.439 knew they were on vacation. 1:14:45.720 --> 1:14:47.680 Now that's the thing. It was breaking in when the 1:14:47.880 --> 1:14:51.280 people were gone. But it is like using your social 1:14:51.320 --> 1:14:54.519 media to know your full schedules and know when to 1:14:54.600 --> 1:14:55.360 rob your ass. 1:14:56.080 --> 1:14:58.120 Yeah, so bling ring. 1:14:58.200 --> 1:14:59.920 But maybe these guys brought it more to the internation 1:15:00.280 --> 1:15:04.240 because Kim Kardashian was just wasn't so huge. 1:15:04.600 --> 1:15:06.880 This is just coming back to me when this case broke. 1:15:06.960 --> 1:15:09.960 I remember hanging out with someone that was like, yeah, 1:15:10.040 --> 1:15:12.519 there's so new money. Real rich people don't wear their 1:15:12.560 --> 1:15:16.559 real diamonds like I guess old money. They all have 1:15:16.640 --> 1:15:20.160 fakes that they wear. Well, Kim learned her lesson. 1:15:20.200 --> 1:15:23.519 Apparently after this happened, she went into hiding for three 1:15:23.560 --> 1:15:26.360 months and then re emerged and immediately went to Ellen 1:15:26.560 --> 1:15:29.000 as you do after a trauma, and she told the 1:15:29.000 --> 1:15:29.719 talk show. 1:15:29.520 --> 1:15:31.880 I did did Ellen play a little trick on her, 1:15:32.240 --> 1:15:36.920 make her think she's about to get kidnapped on the stage. Yeah, 1:15:36.960 --> 1:15:39.240 Like did she come out dancing to a Kanye song 1:15:39.320 --> 1:15:42.320 like hey babe, straddling her little coffee table. 1:15:42.360 --> 1:15:44.040 It is fucked. I am bad. 1:15:44.160 --> 1:15:46.120 I'm like one of the bad people in the episode 1:15:46.120 --> 1:15:49.400 diss where I'm like because of Kim's status, I'm like 1:15:49.520 --> 1:15:52.360 more detached from her or like where I'm like I 1:15:52.439 --> 1:15:56.040 have whatever, I'm tiama boss Like it is fucked. 1:15:55.720 --> 1:15:57.479 Like she is. Yeah, she is a person. 1:15:57.880 --> 1:16:01.080 Yeah, And you know, so she did go on David 1:16:01.120 --> 1:16:02.920 Letterman and have this like hard to heart with him 1:16:02.960 --> 1:16:05.360 where she is very upset, Like when people talk about 1:16:05.400 --> 1:16:07.719 this being staged again, it's like when people talk about 1:16:08.040 --> 1:16:10.400 the Scandal all stuff being staged. These people are not 1:16:10.439 --> 1:16:13.000 good enough actors. There is absolutely no way Kim Kardashian 1:16:13.040 --> 1:16:15.920 is a good enough actor to cry the way she 1:16:15.960 --> 1:16:18.320 cries in these interviews talking about this experience. 1:16:18.360 --> 1:16:20.519 If it was fake, I'm sorry. I don't give that 1:16:20.640 --> 1:16:20.960 to her. 1:16:21.280 --> 1:16:23.720 She has one line in Paw Patrol movie and it's 1:16:23.760 --> 1:16:26.360 not good, So I can't imagine that she's good at this. 1:16:27.080 --> 1:16:30.240 So she said to Ellen quote, I know this sounds crazy, 1:16:30.760 --> 1:16:32.439 but I know that was meant to happen to me. 1:16:32.560 --> 1:16:35.040 I am such a different person, she says. I just 1:16:35.040 --> 1:16:37.200 don't care about that stuff anymore. I don't care to 1:16:37.240 --> 1:16:38.519 show off the way that I used to. 1:16:38.760 --> 1:16:38.880 Like. 1:16:38.920 --> 1:16:41.240 She was very obsessed, she said, with being in the mix, 1:16:41.479 --> 1:16:44.519 like showing everything she was doing, and now she's like 1:16:44.920 --> 1:16:47.920 during the Keeping Up with the Kardashians reunion in twenty 1:16:47.920 --> 1:16:51.400 twenty one, she said, quote, no expensive items ever come 1:16:51.439 --> 1:16:53.479 to my home. I have it all taken from security 1:16:53.520 --> 1:16:55.519 before I even enter my home. I can't sleep if 1:16:55.560 --> 1:16:57.559 I have jewelry in my safe or money or anything 1:16:57.560 --> 1:17:00.120 at my house. I just don't live my life like that, 1:17:00.160 --> 1:17:02.120 she says. And she says, as far as jewelry, if 1:17:02.120 --> 1:17:04.120 I'm wearing something, it's borrowed, it's fake. 1:17:05.000 --> 1:17:06.400 So this really changed. 1:17:06.400 --> 1:17:09.360 And apparently she doesn't post in real time anymore, like 1:17:09.479 --> 1:17:11.519 she'll save she'll take photos and then save them and 1:17:11.560 --> 1:17:13.000 post after she's left a location. 1:17:14.080 --> 1:17:16.120 She has really like. 1:17:16.439 --> 1:17:17.960 Some of the articles I was reading was like, yeah, 1:17:17.960 --> 1:17:20.120 you can notice after that she goes to the met 1:17:20.160 --> 1:17:22.880 ball in like a really scaled down dress, like the 1:17:23.080 --> 1:17:26.360 like the year or two after well before Marilyn like 1:17:26.400 --> 1:17:28.880 in the just the direct aftermath of this happening, Like 1:17:29.200 --> 1:17:31.880 they said, she went really like much more simple with 1:17:31.920 --> 1:17:33.880 her fashion and stuff, and I think was trying to 1:17:33.920 --> 1:17:37.639 like live more simplistically for a Kardashian or whatever. 1:17:37.800 --> 1:17:40.840 But that's that's the story on that. 1:17:41.000 --> 1:17:42.600 I just like, I think I knew most of that, 1:17:42.680 --> 1:17:44.160 but I just didn't know that it was like this 1:17:44.240 --> 1:17:45.920 gang of oldies, and I didn't know that most of 1:17:45.960 --> 1:17:47.680 them have like been tried and gone to jail and 1:17:47.680 --> 1:17:48.960 are out already. 1:17:49.720 --> 1:17:50.679 Like crazy. 1:17:51.600 --> 1:17:54.639 Yeah, I wonder if the guys got out early because 1:17:54.640 --> 1:17:57.320 of COVID or something they got rid of like kind 1:17:57.320 --> 1:18:00.760 of more nonviolent crimes or something like that. 1:18:00.840 --> 1:18:05.120 People that were in jail to violent, right, but they didn't. 1:18:05.960 --> 1:18:08.120 It was emotionally violent for her for sure. 1:18:08.760 --> 1:18:09.840 So that's that on that. 1:18:10.360 --> 1:18:13.160 But no, you have it's kind of like the story 1:18:13.200 --> 1:18:18.280 we talked about with the engagement kidnapping, where it's like, no, 1:18:18.439 --> 1:18:21.479 I think he's tying someone up and holding them hostage. 1:18:21.520 --> 1:18:24.479 Is physical for sure, for. 1:18:24.360 --> 1:18:29.400 Sure, Yes, absolutely violent, But like I'm glad they didn't 1:18:29.439 --> 1:18:31.040 pistol whip her, you know what I mean, Like I 1:18:31.040 --> 1:18:32.719 feel like they could have done a ton of damage 1:18:32.760 --> 1:18:33.000 to her. 1:18:33.040 --> 1:18:36.680 And like, now these are classic robbers. They're not interested 1:18:36.720 --> 1:18:36.960 in that. 1:18:37.280 --> 1:18:41.639 Yeah, yeah, they're not taking the time to like, yeah, inflict. 1:18:42.080 --> 1:18:45.000 I'm shocked there's no movie made yet about it. But 1:18:45.280 --> 1:18:49.400 because I don't believe Dorie in her robbery, and Andy 1:18:49.439 --> 1:18:51.880 Cohen was like, Dorrit is not a good actress. Yeah 1:18:52.040 --> 1:18:56.040 this is this happened, and he's like appalled. People think 1:18:56.080 --> 1:18:59.679 it's fake. But I think Teddy's husband being in charge 1:18:59.720 --> 1:19:04.519 of their insurance security. Yeah, just there's like a lot 1:19:04.560 --> 1:19:06.519 of things that don't make it. And then this is 1:19:06.560 --> 1:19:08.679 a fucked up theory about Dori, but that her husband 1:19:08.720 --> 1:19:10.320 did it without telling her and he knew what was 1:19:10.360 --> 1:19:11.160 going to happen. 1:19:11.840 --> 1:19:15.120 That's beyond fucked up it is. But they're all scam artists. 1:19:15.200 --> 1:19:18.599 I mean, look, like what that's what's crazy, Like scandival 1:19:18.720 --> 1:19:20.559 is so shocking to us, and the lies and the 1:19:20.600 --> 1:19:23.720 deceit and all of that. But they're all fucking criminals 1:19:24.040 --> 1:19:27.320 from coast to coast of that of the housewives. 1:19:26.680 --> 1:19:29.600 They say criminals. It is the age of the scammer. 1:19:29.680 --> 1:19:32.799 It is the age of the of the criminal. Truly, 1:19:33.080 --> 1:19:35.760 I just wouldn't put it past them. I guess that's 1:19:35.800 --> 1:19:37.719 my point. I wouldn't put it past these people. 1:19:38.240 --> 1:19:42.759 I don't have any any tensions or any good thoughts 1:19:42.760 --> 1:19:43.439 on these people. 1:19:43.680 --> 1:19:45.880 I thought Duraid's thing was fake. I really did, because 1:19:45.920 --> 1:19:47.800 I was like, why'd they leave your cell phone? Like 1:19:47.920 --> 1:19:50.559 I don't really There was a few things where I 1:19:50.600 --> 1:19:51.880 was like, this doesn't make sense to me. 1:19:52.000 --> 1:19:56.080 But you know, I agree with Andy, she can't be 1:19:56.160 --> 1:19:56.519 that good. 1:19:57.920 --> 1:20:00.519 No, I'm wee being appalled by people who were not 1:20:00.880 --> 1:20:02.439 sympathetic to Kim at the time. 1:20:02.479 --> 1:20:04.960 I remember being like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1:20:05.680 --> 1:20:07.599 I like, could that's I mean, it's just like when 1:20:07.640 --> 1:20:09.800 someone reaches such a level of fame. I remember thinking like, 1:20:09.840 --> 1:20:11.519 oh my god, this is like a movie. How is 1:20:11.520 --> 1:20:15.320 that possible? But you're right, like where was her personal security? 1:20:15.360 --> 1:20:18.040 It sounds like an assistant was nearby that called nine 1:20:18.080 --> 1:20:21.800 one one by accident and like there, but there wasn't 1:20:21.840 --> 1:20:23.680 like a guy right outside her room all night. 1:20:23.880 --> 1:20:27.280 Like I don't get that. So especially if like a 1:20:27.320 --> 1:20:28.400 concierge has a key. 1:20:28.479 --> 1:20:33.040 It's like, anyway, we do have a fantastic guest, so 1:20:33.400 --> 1:20:44.200 don't go anywhere, okay, guys, our guest today is not 1:20:44.240 --> 1:20:47.400 only an actor but also a former Beverly Hills High 1:20:47.400 --> 1:20:50.439 School student body president. You'll know her from her work 1:20:50.439 --> 1:20:53.120 on past shows such as The Carmichael Show and Happy Together. 1:20:53.400 --> 1:20:55.640 You can also see her in The Amazing Spider Man 1:20:55.680 --> 1:20:58.320 and twenty two Jump Street. She's currently a lead in 1:20:58.360 --> 1:21:00.800 the stars comedy Run the World. But you know we're 1:21:00.800 --> 1:21:05.559 today as the glamorous pop star Dallas Monroe. Guys, enjoy 1:21:05.640 --> 1:21:09.799 our convo with the very talented Amber Stevens West. Good morning, 1:21:10.280 --> 1:21:13.719 Good morning, Thank you so much for being here. 1:21:13.880 --> 1:21:18.560 This is amazing, Thank you for having me. Yeah. 1:21:18.680 --> 1:21:21.920 I mean I first, like I know your work from 1:21:21.960 --> 1:21:24.840 like Carmichael's Show, and like all these comedies that you've 1:21:24.840 --> 1:21:26.960 been in, Like we have a friend that wrote on 1:21:27.000 --> 1:21:30.240 the current show that you're on, so like we are fans, 1:21:32.439 --> 1:21:35.880 but this feels like such a different kind of thing 1:21:36.040 --> 1:21:37.880 for you from what I've seen you do. I'm sure 1:21:37.880 --> 1:21:40.720 you've done drama or whatever, but this felt like a departure. 1:21:41.040 --> 1:21:43.960 So how did this come to you? They just like 1:21:44.000 --> 1:21:46.599 threw you an SVU or were you like to your agents? 1:21:46.640 --> 1:21:49.160 I'd love to be on an SVU? Like what how 1:21:49.200 --> 1:21:50.839 did I get it all go? I got lucky. 1:21:50.920 --> 1:21:54.519 I got a phone call and they said, hey, they've 1:21:54.520 --> 1:21:56.200 got this part and they thought of you for it. 1:21:56.240 --> 1:21:59.600 Are you interested? And I said, yeah, I mean it 1:21:59.600 --> 1:22:00.800 was very it was very cool. 1:22:00.800 --> 1:22:02.840 I read it obviously and like double checked that it 1:22:02.880 --> 1:22:05.800 was something that seemed fun for me. But basically the 1:22:05.880 --> 1:22:08.800 role was like you're a big pop star and then 1:22:08.800 --> 1:22:12.240 you're injured. So I was like, I'm done. That sounds cool. 1:22:12.560 --> 1:22:14.080 And then we like made a music video. 1:22:15.479 --> 1:22:19.320 Well yeah, well wild SVU start if I've ever seen one, 1:22:19.560 --> 1:22:25.240 because it's scary, dramatic, very realistic. Oh no, what's going 1:22:25.320 --> 1:22:29.400 to happen? And then a real kooky turn for us. 1:22:30.080 --> 1:22:32.439 I've ever seen anything like it. 1:22:32.800 --> 1:22:37.240 How did you feel being so glamorous with the with 1:22:37.360 --> 1:22:39.160 the guns? I guess Oh. 1:22:39.080 --> 1:22:41.840 God, it was funny. It was funny to rehearse all 1:22:41.880 --> 1:22:43.800 of it. Was funny to dance on top of a 1:22:43.840 --> 1:22:45.680 car and those heels. Was funny to. 1:22:46.160 --> 1:22:49.759 Dance while holding guns and like make it look sexy 1:22:49.880 --> 1:22:52.120 with a wing that went down to my waist. 1:22:52.520 --> 1:22:54.720 It was fun. It was a good time. It was 1:22:54.720 --> 1:22:55.519 a I. 1:22:55.439 --> 1:22:57.200 Didn't realize, you know, I don't know what they're doing 1:22:57.240 --> 1:22:59.760 and they're behind the directors have in mind how they're 1:22:59.760 --> 1:23:02.599 going to shoot one into the other. But yeah, that 1:23:02.640 --> 1:23:05.839 false start is quite a surprise I think for the audience. 1:23:06.479 --> 1:23:08.320 Well, yeah, because I had the same feeling like I 1:23:08.400 --> 1:23:12.400 haven't with her, uh like with little relling get out 1:23:12.400 --> 1:23:14.320 where the you know, the cop shows up and right 1:23:14.400 --> 1:23:17.960 away like or the TSH, but the like pit in 1:23:18.000 --> 1:23:20.280 your stomach where you're like, oh no, what's about to happen? 1:23:20.400 --> 1:23:25.280 What horrible start of this SVU? And then glitter, Yes, 1:23:27.080 --> 1:23:31.800 like a very fun and then Beyonce. Yeah, was there 1:23:31.840 --> 1:23:32.880 a wind machine? 1:23:34.040 --> 1:23:36.800 No, there was no wind machine, but those were live 1:23:36.920 --> 1:23:40.600 actual like fire whatever you call those fire rotechs. 1:23:40.760 --> 1:23:42.559 Yeah, pyrotechnics. That was real. 1:23:43.320 --> 1:23:45.000 Yeah. Did you have to learn choreo? 1:23:45.800 --> 1:23:48.000 I did. I had to learn choreo. They didn't show 1:23:48.000 --> 1:23:49.519 a lot of it. I'm not a great dancer. They 1:23:49.520 --> 1:23:52.400 didn't know that when they hired me. So it was 1:23:52.439 --> 1:23:53.400 more just a lot. 1:23:53.200 --> 1:23:56.519 Of like body rolling with guns, yeah, and rolling around 1:23:56.560 --> 1:23:57.320 on the hood of a car. 1:23:57.360 --> 1:23:59.840 But there was a choreographer. She was very cool and. 1:23:59.840 --> 1:24:02.600 I and you know, help me try to learn how 1:24:02.640 --> 1:24:05.080 to dance and heels on top of a slanted. 1:24:04.840 --> 1:24:07.840 Roof of a car like truly not I think what 1:24:07.920 --> 1:24:09.800 any actor thinks they're going to be doing when they 1:24:09.840 --> 1:24:10.759 agree to an SVU. 1:24:11.040 --> 1:24:13.639 Not at all, to be like in a sparkly mini dress, 1:24:13.800 --> 1:24:14.559 just getting down. 1:24:14.680 --> 1:24:15.360 Not at all. 1:24:16.000 --> 1:24:18.400 Were you channeling your inner Beyonce? I mean it feels 1:24:18.520 --> 1:24:19.680 very Beyonce. 1:24:19.680 --> 1:24:22.480 Obviously, of course I was, of course. 1:24:22.360 --> 1:24:25.080 But then quickly you're in a pool of blood, which is. 1:24:25.120 --> 1:24:29.720 Very you know, typical. Yeah, yeah, that's what that's what 1:24:29.760 --> 1:24:32.320 we come for. We don't come to the Beyonce dance, 1:24:32.479 --> 1:24:35.519 you know. It's a little fun thing to put in there. 1:24:35.560 --> 1:24:38.680 But yeah, well, outside of laying in the blood, you 1:24:38.800 --> 1:24:43.160 also joined a very select few esteemed actors of SVU 1:24:43.160 --> 1:24:44.440 where you had a full. 1:24:44.240 --> 1:24:48.120 Around the head bandage. Yes, I did cool. 1:24:47.920 --> 1:24:52.120 Thing too, Yes, close around the head bandage. That whole 1:24:52.160 --> 1:24:54.400 scene of me laying in a bed. They're like, you 1:24:55.160 --> 1:24:57.160 have a head injury, so you can't really like move 1:24:57.200 --> 1:25:00.920 your body, and so they shot it. I look freaking crazy, 1:25:00.960 --> 1:25:02.320 and that whole shot. 1:25:02.400 --> 1:25:03.840 It's just like a whole. 1:25:03.600 --> 1:25:07.000 Double chin shot really close to my head because I 1:25:07.000 --> 1:25:10.720 couldn't move my head. That was a that was a 1:25:10.840 --> 1:25:13.280 challenge actually, And then Marishka's just sitting at the foot 1:25:13.320 --> 1:25:15.559 of the bed and they're like and cry and I'm like, 1:25:15.760 --> 1:25:18.920 no pressure, don't move your body or do anything, and 1:25:19.200 --> 1:25:22.840 have like, you know, the leads of the show staring 1:25:22.880 --> 1:25:24.240 at you, waiting for you to kill it. 1:25:24.520 --> 1:25:27.040 You did kill it, though, I mean you had me 1:25:27.160 --> 1:25:30.360 feeling bad for the celebs that we harass all the time. 1:25:30.560 --> 1:25:34.360 Good good, I'm glad. I was like, they are just people. 1:25:34.560 --> 1:25:39.439 She's right, But we always we do like to ask 1:25:39.479 --> 1:25:40.920 how long were you in the blood? 1:25:42.200 --> 1:25:44.360 Was that a long laying in the blood scene? 1:25:45.120 --> 1:25:48.680 Or no? It was quick? Was it was quick? So this? 1:25:49.000 --> 1:25:51.800 When did we shoot this? Like four years ago? Right? 1:25:52.160 --> 1:25:52.360 Yeah? 1:25:52.520 --> 1:25:54.920 Trying to remember there was four seasons ago, so that 1:25:55.280 --> 1:25:57.200 sense with COVID give or take, I think it was 1:25:57.240 --> 1:25:58.720 like twenty nineteen. 1:25:58.920 --> 1:26:04.040 Probably sounds right because I had my boobs look especially 1:26:04.120 --> 1:26:07.600 lovely in that opening scene because I was still breastfeeding 1:26:08.880 --> 1:26:10.720 because I had a new baby at the. 1:26:10.720 --> 1:26:12.400 Time, and my mom came to New York with me 1:26:12.479 --> 1:26:12.920 with the babe. 1:26:12.960 --> 1:26:15.120 It was the first time we'd ever traveled with her, 1:26:15.880 --> 1:26:17.360 So that sounds about four years ago. 1:26:17.360 --> 1:26:19.040 So I'm trying to remember all this stuff. 1:26:19.400 --> 1:26:21.040 I'm saying all this to say that it's been a 1:26:21.040 --> 1:26:25.160 while since this experience, but from what I remember, I 1:26:25.240 --> 1:26:28.200 was not in the head bandage blood for very long. 1:26:29.360 --> 1:26:31.920 I didn't have to have that breathing machine thing in 1:26:31.960 --> 1:26:34.240 my mouth for a little while though in the background 1:26:34.240 --> 1:26:34.879 of the scene. 1:26:36.200 --> 1:26:37.400 Was that annoying hard? 1:26:38.120 --> 1:26:40.200 Yeah, it actually was kind of uncomfortable in my mouth. 1:26:40.240 --> 1:26:42.439 Wait, you mean when you're lying like face down with 1:26:42.479 --> 1:26:44.200 the head injury, they have you on like a breathing 1:26:44.240 --> 1:26:45.000 machine or wait, I. 1:26:44.960 --> 1:26:49.160 Don't know, no, no, in the hospital, in the oh yeah, yes, 1:26:49.200 --> 1:26:50.880 when I'm in the car, they have me with the 1:26:50.920 --> 1:26:54.200 machine on my face, laying there and inventing. 1:26:53.680 --> 1:26:55.800 A machine that you breathe into so that doesn't look 1:26:55.840 --> 1:26:56.439 like you're breathing. 1:26:56.520 --> 1:26:57.759 I'm sorry, my back. 1:26:59.240 --> 1:27:00.519 That doesn't. 1:27:01.680 --> 1:27:04.000 Until I invent it. 1:27:04.520 --> 1:27:08.559 Shark tank. Did you and Snoop ever cross paths? 1:27:09.360 --> 1:27:10.000 We didn't. 1:27:10.160 --> 1:27:12.680 But my mom, who was in the dressing room the 1:27:12.720 --> 1:27:15.200 whole time, was right next to him in his dressing 1:27:15.280 --> 1:27:19.320 room the whole time, smelling all kinds of contact hie 1:27:19.439 --> 1:27:22.880 getting the contact high, enjoying, enjoying her afternoon. 1:27:22.439 --> 1:27:26.479 With the baby. But no, I never got to meet 1:27:26.560 --> 1:27:30.040 him because we never worked on this. Yeah, I gather anything. 1:27:30.640 --> 1:27:32.960 Yeah, yeah, did you know that it was? 1:27:33.360 --> 1:27:34.920 I mean, it is kind of obvious but did you 1:27:34.960 --> 1:27:37.240 know it was based a little bit on the Kim 1:27:37.520 --> 1:27:40.719 Kardashian Kanye kind of. 1:27:41.160 --> 1:27:44.599 Begin wait what it is, Well, just. 1:27:44.600 --> 1:27:47.880 The whisper and Orlando like leaving his concert. It was 1:27:47.920 --> 1:27:51.960 like Kanye being like family, like leaving the show when 1:27:52.000 --> 1:27:53.080 she was in Paris. 1:27:53.680 --> 1:27:56.639 Yes, and like the concept of like the concept of 1:27:56.680 --> 1:27:59.800 like the of celebrities, like giving away too much information 1:27:59.840 --> 1:28:02.360 on social media and then getting like, you know, attacked 1:28:02.439 --> 1:28:02.880 or whatever. 1:28:03.320 --> 1:28:04.160 Yeah, totally. 1:28:04.360 --> 1:28:07.400 Yeah, so that's like the characters are clearly based on 1:28:07.520 --> 1:28:10.759 Jay Z and Beyonce as well, Like there's multiple multiple 1:28:10.800 --> 1:28:11.320 cases here. 1:28:11.400 --> 1:28:12.000 Yeah. 1:28:12.080 --> 1:28:14.360 Yeah, I do remember being very impressed. 1:28:14.360 --> 1:28:16.280 I don't know if you watch the episode closely, when 1:28:16.280 --> 1:28:21.800 they go into our house. The set design, they had 1:28:21.840 --> 1:28:26.120 the art department make these eight foot tall portraits of 1:28:26.280 --> 1:28:30.160 Orlando and I that are so beautiful. So I would 1:28:30.160 --> 1:28:32.640 pause and watch the episode again and look in the background. 1:28:33.040 --> 1:28:38.880 They're like these old eighteen hundreds looking portraits of the 1:28:38.880 --> 1:28:40.920 two of us, and I just wish. 1:28:40.760 --> 1:28:41.760 I could have taken one home. 1:28:42.320 --> 1:28:44.040 I thought that was really cool that they spent the 1:28:44.080 --> 1:28:46.759 attention to detail in the set design of our house. 1:28:47.040 --> 1:28:48.880 They should have that you take one home. 1:28:49.080 --> 1:28:51.240 Yeah, And also we did a photo shoot so they 1:28:51.280 --> 1:28:53.920 can have pictures in the house of us. So there's 1:28:53.920 --> 1:28:56.679 a picture above our bed of him behind me holding 1:28:56.680 --> 1:28:58.280 our pregnant my pregnant belly. 1:28:58.600 --> 1:29:00.280 So we did a photo shoot where I put a 1:29:00.280 --> 1:29:02.200 belly on. Wow, we do. 1:29:02.280 --> 1:29:04.080 So there's like fun little things like that. If you 1:29:04.120 --> 1:29:05.240 just look around in the house. 1:29:05.880 --> 1:29:09.000 Oh yeah, I love it because that's definitely part of 1:29:09.920 --> 1:29:10.719 pop stardom. 1:29:10.800 --> 1:29:12.960 Is you got shrines to yourself all over the house. 1:29:13.000 --> 1:29:14.639 I feel like, yep, yep. 1:29:14.920 --> 1:29:16.400 They pay attention to every detail. 1:29:16.800 --> 1:29:17.400 Yeah. 1:29:17.880 --> 1:29:21.519 Well, with our little online research, you went to Beverly 1:29:21.600 --> 1:29:22.400 Hills High School? 1:29:22.920 --> 1:29:25.759 I did, Yes, I was the president student body president 1:29:25.760 --> 1:29:26.800 of Beverly Hills High School. 1:29:26.840 --> 1:29:29.160 Ex excuse me, political royalty. 1:29:29.840 --> 1:29:31.960 Thank you very much, thank you for the acknowledgement. 1:29:33.920 --> 1:29:36.760 What was that like? Did you have outside lockers? Were 1:29:36.800 --> 1:29:38.960 your lockers outside like on TV? 1:29:39.680 --> 1:29:42.640 No, they were inside a lot of the campus. It 1:29:42.840 --> 1:29:46.519 gives you space to walk outside. So lunchtime, everyone sits 1:29:46.520 --> 1:29:48.599 out on this like a big grassy lawn, kind of 1:29:48.640 --> 1:29:49.320 like and clueless. 1:29:49.320 --> 1:29:51.800 I don't know if you remember them walking around outside. 1:29:52.040 --> 1:29:53.320 Our high school was kind of like that. 1:29:53.760 --> 1:29:57.519 Certainly, kids had a lot of fancy nice cars, you know, 1:29:57.560 --> 1:29:59.720 like for their sixteenth birthday they were getting BMW's. 1:30:00.160 --> 1:30:01.599 Did not have a car. My parents did not buy 1:30:01.640 --> 1:30:04.280 me a car, but that was happening. 1:30:04.960 --> 1:30:07.960 But it was a pretty multicultural school, and I really 1:30:08.000 --> 1:30:10.720 liked it because there was a public school, whereas you know, 1:30:11.040 --> 1:30:14.080 a lot of the really really rich kids and famous kids, 1:30:14.400 --> 1:30:17.680 they all their parents all put them in private schools. 1:30:18.240 --> 1:30:19.720 So I still had like a. 1:30:19.479 --> 1:30:22.080 It's still as a kind of I don't know, it's 1:30:22.120 --> 1:30:24.320 Kent's hard to say normal, but like as normal as 1:30:24.320 --> 1:30:24.720 you could be. 1:30:25.240 --> 1:30:28.120 Yeah, we're like, are a lot of kids in the 1:30:28.160 --> 1:30:30.680 business like doing acting at the school, Like they let 1:30:30.720 --> 1:30:32.160 you out to go do No. 1:30:32.920 --> 1:30:33.400 Not a lot. 1:30:33.439 --> 1:30:36.120 No, it certainly is not uncommon. I mean that it happens. 1:30:36.160 --> 1:30:39.320 There was no you know, issues I was in when 1:30:39.320 --> 1:30:41.080 I was in high school. I was doing modeling and 1:30:41.120 --> 1:30:43.920 commercial acting just for fun on the side. And I 1:30:44.240 --> 1:30:46.479 didn't miss school very much for it because I could 1:30:46.520 --> 1:30:47.719 do auditions after school. 1:30:48.439 --> 1:30:50.960 But if I booked something, I'd miss a day or whatever. 1:30:51.320 --> 1:30:53.479 It was never an issue. And there were there were some. 1:30:53.479 --> 1:30:56.360 Other kids doing that, but not a lot, and certainly 1:30:56.400 --> 1:30:59.960 not a lot of kids with parents that were acting 1:31:00.400 --> 1:31:03.400 because again, those people put their kids in private school. 1:31:03.439 --> 1:31:05.519 But but a lot of people work in the industry. 1:31:05.560 --> 1:31:07.080 A lot of the parents work in the industry in 1:31:07.120 --> 1:31:09.840 other ways. I mean, that's what we do here in 1:31:09.880 --> 1:31:10.519 Los Angeles. 1:31:10.600 --> 1:31:15.120 Yeah, not to You've mentioned your parents, And one of 1:31:15.120 --> 1:31:17.200 my favorite parts of this podcast is when I'm just 1:31:17.320 --> 1:31:20.160 researching people and I have this like, oh my god moment, 1:31:20.680 --> 1:31:24.280 I cannot believe your dad is Shadow Stevens. I like 1:31:24.360 --> 1:31:26.880 have been watching you on stuff forever and like never 1:31:26.920 --> 1:31:31.800 put it together. I mean, if people don't know, like 1:31:32.000 --> 1:31:35.920 legendary DJ, host of American Top forty, definitely listened to 1:31:36.000 --> 1:31:38.000 him when I was a kid, like he is to 1:31:38.120 --> 1:31:40.880 me when you're like thinking of a like a hey, 1:31:41.000 --> 1:31:44.360 this is the DJ guy, Like that's your dad, Like 1:31:44.479 --> 1:31:49.439 he's just like that's amazing, classic DJ, Like that's so nuts. 1:31:49.520 --> 1:31:51.280 Like and then your mom is a model. So it 1:31:51.320 --> 1:31:53.080 feels like you kind of were like a little bit 1:31:53.080 --> 1:31:55.320 biz adjacent. But it sounds like they kind of wanted 1:31:55.360 --> 1:31:58.280 to keep you not humble, but like they wanted to 1:31:58.360 --> 1:31:58.960 keep you normal. 1:31:59.040 --> 1:32:01.120 The public schools a great school. I mean we lived 1:32:01.160 --> 1:32:04.120 in Beverly Hills. It was not like, you know, we 1:32:04.120 --> 1:32:05.120 weren't slumming. 1:32:04.800 --> 1:32:05.240 It or anything. 1:32:05.320 --> 1:32:07.559 No, exactly, but you know you're not like going to 1:32:07.800 --> 1:32:09.759 you know, you're not going to private You're not getting 1:32:09.760 --> 1:32:10.160 a car. 1:32:10.240 --> 1:32:10.439 You know. 1:32:10.479 --> 1:32:12.840 I did private school through sixth grade and then my 1:32:12.840 --> 1:32:14.920 parents were like, you're going to public school. But uh 1:32:15.000 --> 1:32:17.559 yeah they were. They certainly were not handing me anything. 1:32:18.040 --> 1:32:21.000 There was no like nepotism, pulling of cards to get 1:32:21.040 --> 1:32:25.439 me anywhere in my career whatsoever. The very practical people were. 1:32:25.640 --> 1:32:27.320 You know, you know how the business works. You're on 1:32:27.439 --> 1:32:29.760 top one day and then you're waiting for someone to 1:32:29.760 --> 1:32:32.280 call you for two years. So my parents were like, 1:32:32.360 --> 1:32:34.360 if you want to do this, like save your money, 1:32:34.400 --> 1:32:37.479 and they would teach me like how to stay grounded 1:32:37.520 --> 1:32:40.160 in all of it because it's the very volatile industry. 1:32:40.720 --> 1:32:44.519 So yeah, yeah, grounded is the word I was looking 1:32:44.560 --> 1:32:46.240 for before when I saw Humble. 1:32:46.280 --> 1:32:49.360 I mean ground yeah, yeah, a little grounded, yeah yeah 1:32:49.439 --> 1:32:50.080 yeah yeah. 1:32:50.080 --> 1:32:52.400 So you have done like when you look at your IMDb, 1:32:52.479 --> 1:32:55.160 it's like comedies all over the place, and then now 1:32:55.160 --> 1:32:57.640 you're on this show called Run the World on Stars 1:32:58.400 --> 1:33:00.559 and correct me if I'm wrong. The Internet says season 1:33:00.560 --> 1:33:03.120 two is coming out May twenty six, so like very soon. 1:33:03.560 --> 1:33:05.400 Yeah, my son's birthday, by the way. 1:33:05.280 --> 1:33:07.759 Will wow, we'll be having to run the world themed 1:33:07.800 --> 1:33:10.280 two year old birthday party for a premiere. 1:33:11.880 --> 1:33:13.880 But do you shoot that in New York? Yeah? 1:33:13.920 --> 1:33:16.000 What's the story with that? Is that comedy? Is that 1:33:16.400 --> 1:33:18.599 like more dramaedy? Like what's the. 1:33:18.800 --> 1:33:20.800 It's a half hour show, but I guess it could 1:33:20.880 --> 1:33:24.400 lean into dramaedy a little bit. It shoots in New York, 1:33:24.439 --> 1:33:28.639 it takes place in Harlem. The new season is kind 1:33:28.640 --> 1:33:30.080 of just picking up where we left off with the 1:33:30.120 --> 1:33:32.519 first season, where it's about about the friendship of these 1:33:32.560 --> 1:33:35.840 women and the support that they have for one another, 1:33:35.920 --> 1:33:38.559 and they have a healthy relationship with their black women 1:33:38.920 --> 1:33:43.920 who are thriving essentially and support being supportive, good girlfriends 1:33:43.920 --> 1:33:46.080 to each other, because we do need a little bit 1:33:46.120 --> 1:33:50.719 more of like watching black people being vulnerable and also 1:33:52.240 --> 1:33:57.600 killing it in their careers and in their relationships, just 1:33:57.640 --> 1:34:03.040 showing the other sides of being a black woman. So yeah, 1:34:03.040 --> 1:34:05.599 the new season's a lot of fun. I just watched 1:34:05.640 --> 1:34:08.479 the first two episodes last week and I'm really really 1:34:08.560 --> 1:34:09.800 excited for people to see it. 1:34:10.120 --> 1:34:14.720 Yes, amazing. Yeah, And I would love to talk. 1:34:14.800 --> 1:34:18.040 We always like to ask couples that are both actors. 1:34:18.680 --> 1:34:21.800 You and your husband do audition tapes together? Are you 1:34:21.840 --> 1:34:24.800 reading lines together? And are you fighting as you do it? 1:34:25.800 --> 1:34:27.320 That is a very good question. 1:34:27.960 --> 1:34:31.080 So yes, we do make self tapes together here in 1:34:31.120 --> 1:34:32.960 the room that I'm standing in. Actually this is our 1:34:33.000 --> 1:34:38.439 guest room, and we are really good partners with it. 1:34:38.479 --> 1:34:41.720 Actually we don't give each other too many notes. I 1:34:41.800 --> 1:34:44.519 think he knows better than to give me notes unless 1:34:44.560 --> 1:34:48.519 I ask, I give unsolicited notes. 1:34:48.880 --> 1:34:51.840 Probably. I try to preface it with would you like 1:34:52.479 --> 1:34:53.800 an idea I have? 1:34:54.960 --> 1:34:57.479 And he'll be like, yeah, sure, and then he'll probably 1:34:57.560 --> 1:35:00.479 argue with me why it's a stupid idea. But but 1:35:00.520 --> 1:35:02.960 we do do it together, and we've got a little 1:35:03.160 --> 1:35:05.840 system going, and it works well for us, thank god, 1:35:05.920 --> 1:35:08.760 because I don't know what we would do otherwise. Every 1:35:08.800 --> 1:35:11.760 once in a while he'll go to a service and 1:35:11.800 --> 1:35:13.920 have these guys help them do it if we just 1:35:14.000 --> 1:35:16.200 can't get the kids out of the house or whatever, 1:35:18.320 --> 1:35:19.559 or we can't schedule it otherwise. 1:35:19.560 --> 1:35:21.759 But we do a good job together. 1:35:22.800 --> 1:35:24.720 That's good to you. That's yeah. 1:35:24.760 --> 1:35:26.479 I'm over it, though, and I'd really like to just 1:35:26.479 --> 1:35:28.880 go back in rooms and audition in front of humans. 1:35:28.880 --> 1:35:29.960 That's what we keep hearing. 1:35:30.080 --> 1:35:32.080 Yeah, yeah, that's why I moved to I moved to 1:35:32.200 --> 1:35:37.320 La December twenty nineteen, and I want audition for. 1:35:37.240 --> 1:35:39.559 The people, meet the people, and then. 1:35:40.280 --> 1:35:42.760 The universe said no, no, no. 1:35:44.720 --> 1:35:45.559 But it happens. 1:35:46.000 --> 1:35:48.479 And then did you guys you met on set of 1:35:48.520 --> 1:35:52.160 Greek and then did you wait or was it like, 1:35:52.360 --> 1:35:53.439 did you keep it secret? 1:35:54.360 --> 1:35:55.720 Was it? Did everyone know? 1:35:57.720 --> 1:36:01.080 So the show was a little bit of life imitating 1:36:01.200 --> 1:36:06.439 art because our characters on the show were secretly seeing 1:36:06.479 --> 1:36:09.200 each other. So I the show for people who don't 1:36:09.240 --> 1:36:09.680 know what it is. 1:36:09.720 --> 1:36:10.040 We were. 1:36:10.080 --> 1:36:14.920 It was a sorority show, and I was I think 1:36:14.920 --> 1:36:17.320 the president of the sorority at the time in. 1:36:17.280 --> 1:36:19.600 The show, and we experience. 1:36:20.040 --> 1:36:22.400 I do have experience, so that you know, they obviously 1:36:22.520 --> 1:36:25.200 thought of me for this part. So we get a 1:36:25.200 --> 1:36:27.640 guy to help clean the house or something. He's like 1:36:28.320 --> 1:36:31.080 the I can't remember what there's a term for it. 1:36:31.320 --> 1:36:33.160 But he came in to work in the house and 1:36:33.160 --> 1:36:34.639 then he and I have a fling with each other, 1:36:34.680 --> 1:36:37.400 but it's secret because I'm like sleeping with the help. 1:36:38.600 --> 1:36:42.320 So utairs, Yeah, a little up to a little downtown abbey. 1:36:43.160 --> 1:36:46.599 So he uh and I were like secretly seeing each 1:36:46.640 --> 1:36:50.080 other in the show and literally at the same time, 1:36:50.120 --> 1:36:52.400 we're kind of starting to do that in real life. 1:36:52.439 --> 1:36:58.280 So we met on the show, and within two weeks 1:36:58.400 --> 1:37:00.439 we were seeing each other. I mean it was really quick. 1:37:00.600 --> 1:37:04.040 So we kind of kept it on the d L. 1:37:04.160 --> 1:37:06.360 Like we were all really close friends on that show 1:37:06.360 --> 1:37:08.120 because we were all in our early twenties and it 1:37:08.200 --> 1:37:10.280 was like the first big thing we've done together. So 1:37:10.320 --> 1:37:12.320 it was super close knit group of people, so it's 1:37:12.360 --> 1:37:15.160 hard to keep a secret. But we kind of didn't 1:37:15.160 --> 1:37:16.800 really talk about it because we didn't want anyone to 1:37:16.800 --> 1:37:19.120 be like, oh, it's a showmance and like blow it 1:37:19.240 --> 1:37:21.800 up into something that's gonna be ridiculous and everyone's talking 1:37:21.840 --> 1:37:23.519 about it, So we waited to make sure that we 1:37:23.560 --> 1:37:27.120 really were actually like seriously dating, which also took like 1:37:27.280 --> 1:37:31.720 two weeks. It was very quick, and we went to 1:37:32.320 --> 1:37:36.200 our makeup artists on the show's birthday party together and 1:37:36.240 --> 1:37:39.320 that's how we like, oh that was the show, kind 1:37:39.320 --> 1:37:41.679 of are coming out like, Okay, everyone that you probably 1:37:41.680 --> 1:37:43.600 already know, but like we're dating. 1:37:45.640 --> 1:37:48.360 Love it, yeah, and now you guys are basically Dallas 1:37:48.400 --> 1:37:50.840 and Snake right like in real life. That's very your 1:37:51.000 --> 1:37:53.480 very similar dynamic, very similar. 1:37:53.160 --> 1:37:56.880 You know, huge mega stars. 1:37:57.920 --> 1:38:01.080 No, it's nice to we're both in the business though, 1:38:01.120 --> 1:38:04.080 because we kind of understand what each other's jobs are 1:38:04.120 --> 1:38:07.680 and there's no like jealousy when someone's gone for a 1:38:07.720 --> 1:38:10.200 while or working with someone who's like super sexy or whatever. 1:38:10.960 --> 1:38:13.040 You know, we understand what it takes to do this. 1:38:13.920 --> 1:38:16.639 Gotcha, who's been the sexiest co star? 1:38:17.720 --> 1:38:21.000 Oh, that's a good question. Let me think about that. 1:38:21.400 --> 1:38:25.560 I mean, I didn't work opposite him, but like Channing's 1:38:25.560 --> 1:38:29.160 pretty sexy that he was fun to work with. 1:38:30.200 --> 1:38:32.320 But you know that one we didn't like work together 1:38:32.600 --> 1:38:33.479 or anything like that. 1:38:33.960 --> 1:38:37.240 My husband did an independent movie once with this really 1:38:37.280 --> 1:38:40.160 beautiful actress and they had to have a sex scene. 1:38:40.680 --> 1:38:43.360 And I just chose to not think about it too. 1:38:43.320 --> 1:38:46.120 Much because I watch it and I don't think. 1:38:46.160 --> 1:38:50.960 I don't think I ever watched the movie. I'm not 1:38:51.080 --> 1:38:53.160 like too jealous, but like, I don't need to see that. 1:38:53.400 --> 1:38:55.800 I did make a huge mistake once I did. I 1:38:55.880 --> 1:38:59.240 did this little movie and I was working with. 1:38:59.280 --> 1:39:01.400 Oh my god, name just went out of my brain. 1:39:01.840 --> 1:39:02.920 Brian Greenberg. 1:39:03.600 --> 1:39:06.439 Oh yo, he's he's a crush of mine. He's in 1:39:06.479 --> 1:39:07.160 the movie Prime. 1:39:07.880 --> 1:39:08.599 Yes, exactly. 1:39:08.680 --> 1:39:11.800 So he's very, very cute, and my character like hooks 1:39:11.880 --> 1:39:14.479 up with him. But I invited my husband to set 1:39:14.479 --> 1:39:15.599 one day and I was like, come and hang out 1:39:15.600 --> 1:39:17.759 because we were filming in Glendale, like down the street. 1:39:18.600 --> 1:39:20.680 And I get and he gets there finally during the 1:39:20.760 --> 1:39:23.760 day and we're about to start shooting the scene where 1:39:23.760 --> 1:39:25.400 I start to hook up with him, and he's got 1:39:25.400 --> 1:39:27.400 his hand on my pants and stuff. Andy's like, why 1:39:27.439 --> 1:39:30.120 did you invite me? Why why am I here right now? 1:39:30.280 --> 1:39:32.040 He's like, I am so sorry. I did not know 1:39:32.080 --> 1:39:33.880 we were about to shoot this when you got here. 1:39:34.320 --> 1:39:37.639 But my husband's not he's not like scared, he's not mad. 1:39:37.680 --> 1:39:41.240 But he made Brian so uncomfortable because Brian Bryan kept 1:39:41.280 --> 1:39:43.280 going up to my husband and be like, I'm sorry, man, 1:39:43.439 --> 1:39:45.960 I'm so sorry, Like you know, this is like just 1:39:46.040 --> 1:39:49.360 part They're just this is in the script. I'm so sorry, 1:39:49.920 --> 1:39:52.280 And Andy's like, I'm not mad at you, you're doing 1:39:52.320 --> 1:39:54.760 your I'm gonna go. I'm gonna leave so that you 1:39:54.800 --> 1:39:57.400 don't feel weird and I don't need to watch this 1:39:57.680 --> 1:39:59.040 and this is weird for everybody. 1:39:59.400 --> 1:40:01.040 So he didn't stay around for long. 1:40:01.160 --> 1:40:04.519 There's an intimacy coordinator standing with a clipboard two feet away. 1:40:04.520 --> 1:40:08.000 How sexy? Can it? R? Right? I want to watch 1:40:08.040 --> 1:40:08.599 this now. 1:40:09.760 --> 1:40:12.719 Well, the movie is called The Kitchen. Okay, oh wait, 1:40:13.080 --> 1:40:16.599 you shall look it up. Okay, the Kitchen, the kitchen 1:40:16.640 --> 1:40:19.400 where the whole movie basically takes place in the kitchen 1:40:19.520 --> 1:40:21.200 at a party, at a house party. 1:40:21.240 --> 1:40:21.760 Okay. 1:40:21.880 --> 1:40:24.439 Oh oh, that's really a great idea. 1:40:25.400 --> 1:40:25.920 Yeah. 1:40:26.000 --> 1:40:28.400 So just following all the different people coming out in 1:40:28.439 --> 1:40:30.160 and out of the party and the relationships they have 1:40:30.240 --> 1:40:31.679 with each other, it's it's quite funny. 1:40:31.680 --> 1:40:33.920 I love it. I love that because that's where everyone 1:40:33.960 --> 1:40:34.920 hangs out at a party. 1:40:35.840 --> 1:40:36.000 Oh. 1:40:36.040 --> 1:40:38.280 I also really wanted to ask you what it was 1:40:38.400 --> 1:40:39.920 like to be an American girl doll. 1:40:41.040 --> 1:40:43.280 Oh my god, that was so funny that they asked 1:40:43.280 --> 1:40:45.599 me to do that. I was like, hell, yeah, I 1:40:45.680 --> 1:40:47.920 have them. I gave them to my daughters. I still 1:40:47.960 --> 1:40:51.679 had them, and I had Addie, So to be Addie 1:40:52.120 --> 1:40:54.519 was epic. That was a really fun day. That was 1:40:54.520 --> 1:40:55.880 a really funny, funny sketch. 1:40:56.479 --> 1:40:58.439 I just went to the store for the first time 1:40:58.720 --> 1:40:59.800 with my friend's daughter. 1:41:00.000 --> 1:41:01.160 It's really cool in there. 1:41:01.840 --> 1:41:02.880 Wait where is it. 1:41:02.880 --> 1:41:03.599 It's in New York. 1:41:03.640 --> 1:41:06.719 I was just sitting New York bo there's like nineties 1:41:06.800 --> 1:41:10.960 dolls now, and so there's blow up furniture and pizza 1:41:11.040 --> 1:41:17.800 hut and like nineties stuff. So it's wow, yeah, that's hilarious. 1:41:17.840 --> 1:41:19.960 Like I saw that, I go, I thought they were colonial, 1:41:20.040 --> 1:41:21.200 and she's like, we're old. 1:41:21.479 --> 1:41:24.760 They're different now, they're different now. I know. 1:41:24.840 --> 1:41:27.920 The coolest one when we were kids was Molly. She 1:41:28.120 --> 1:41:30.439 was like the most current and she was still like 1:41:30.520 --> 1:41:31.759 nineteen fifties or something. 1:41:33.479 --> 1:41:33.719 Yeah. 1:41:34.520 --> 1:41:36.960 Yeah, So I'm glad you liked that. I think. 1:41:37.080 --> 1:41:38.720 Yeah, I can't wait to get in to Run in 1:41:38.760 --> 1:41:41.320 the World. I'm going to catch up before the second season. 1:41:41.600 --> 1:41:42.519 I have no fun. 1:41:43.080 --> 1:41:45.240 I don't know I want to. I'm going to catch 1:41:45.320 --> 1:41:47.280 up before the second season. I want to watch. 1:41:47.320 --> 1:41:50.120 Oh please, it's a good time. It's a good watch. 1:41:50.439 --> 1:41:51.360 I love friendship. 1:41:52.160 --> 1:41:53.400 It's all about friendship. 1:41:53.400 --> 1:41:53.639 Honest. 1:41:53.720 --> 1:41:55.920 It feels like it's like a Sex in the City, 1:41:56.240 --> 1:42:00.639 like like living single kind of like fun modern. 1:42:01.160 --> 1:42:03.439 That's exactly what it is, and is the is it 1:42:03.479 --> 1:42:04.400 fashion forward? 1:42:05.280 --> 1:42:06.679 Very very fair. 1:42:06.720 --> 1:42:09.320 It's the same costume designer as Sex in the City. 1:42:09.560 --> 1:42:14.120 Really fields, yeah, oh wow, oh my god. Yeah, so 1:42:14.160 --> 1:42:15.400 you come for the fashion too? 1:42:16.960 --> 1:42:21.080 Was a major city. Yeah, and so this is like, oh, 1:42:21.120 --> 1:42:21.679 oh my god. 1:42:21.840 --> 1:42:24.080 Yeah, okay, then you need to watch this show is 1:42:24.120 --> 1:42:27.200 for you. It's amazing. She's incredible. 1:42:27.280 --> 1:42:31.800 She's eighty years old and has the stamina of someone 1:42:31.840 --> 1:42:35.519 who's in her thirties and has so much creativity still. 1:42:36.120 --> 1:42:39.799 And then Tracy Alcox was working with her, and he's 1:42:40.000 --> 1:42:44.880 also a brilliant Yeah, because brilliant taste and they're just 1:42:44.920 --> 1:42:48.120 so creative. There's always like too many accessories and then 1:42:48.120 --> 1:42:50.200 we have to pare it down because that was like 1:42:50.240 --> 1:42:51.879 a glove and a hat and. 1:42:52.120 --> 1:42:54.000 You know, of the moments. 1:42:54.479 --> 1:42:57.120 But she did a great job of really creating each character. 1:42:57.280 --> 1:42:59.400 Just like Sex and the City, you can identify almost 1:42:59.400 --> 1:43:01.559 by their clothes without looking at their heads, like you 1:43:01.640 --> 1:43:03.880 know who's wearing what, and that characters are. 1:43:03.760 --> 1:43:04.240 Like that too. 1:43:04.920 --> 1:43:07.400 We've got our own identities and you can really see 1:43:07.400 --> 1:43:09.280 that in our in our costumes. 1:43:09.520 --> 1:43:10.080 It's cool. 1:43:10.520 --> 1:43:13.200 Thank you so much, Thank you so much. Amy. 1:43:14.520 --> 1:43:16.000 I'm so glad to talk to you guys. It was 1:43:16.040 --> 1:43:16.559 a lot of fun. 1:43:20.760 --> 1:43:22.920 What a little angel. She was so great. 1:43:23.160 --> 1:43:25.640 Her dad being Shadow Stevens is like so wild to me. 1:43:25.840 --> 1:43:28.200 I feel like she was downplaying it, but he was 1:43:28.240 --> 1:43:29.960 like a big deal. He was a Hollywood square. 1:43:30.320 --> 1:43:34.760 Listen, she's beautiful, she's talented, and she's kind and she. 1:43:34.800 --> 1:43:36.920 Was a great pick. She was a great pick for 1:43:37.000 --> 1:43:42.240 that role. I'm like, you know, like just the beautiful hair, 1:43:42.280 --> 1:43:43.520 the beautiful the beautiful. 1:43:43.200 --> 1:43:45.120 Face, the beauty well. 1:43:44.920 --> 1:43:47.080 And it's like the best start of an episode of 1:43:47.080 --> 1:43:49.120 all time. I would say, there's never been such a 1:43:49.160 --> 1:43:53.200 fake out with SVU as this. Yeah, and I really 1:43:53.280 --> 1:43:56.479 appreciate it. Yeah, the trickery of it all and the 1:43:56.560 --> 1:43:58.599 choreo and the like gun dances. 1:43:59.000 --> 1:44:03.280 Yeah, but it's snoop. I mean, overall, great episode. 1:44:03.400 --> 1:44:06.280 I was like when I was looking up some of 1:44:06.320 --> 1:44:08.719 the reddits about this episode trying to see what people 1:44:08.720 --> 1:44:10.760 were saying about it, because I was really trying to 1:44:10.760 --> 1:44:12.640 like dig deep into like what it was based on, 1:44:12.840 --> 1:44:14.400 like because some people were like, oh, it's just jay 1:44:14.479 --> 1:44:16.439 Z and Beyonce, and then some people brought up the 1:44:16.479 --> 1:44:18.160 Kardashian things. I was really trying to see if there 1:44:18.200 --> 1:44:21.080 was anything else, like if there had ever been maybe 1:44:21.120 --> 1:44:23.599 two rappers where one of them had attacked another one's 1:44:23.640 --> 1:44:25.920 girlfriend as a revenge thing. Like I was just looking 1:44:25.920 --> 1:44:28.040 into it, and people were pissed that Snoop didn't get 1:44:28.120 --> 1:44:31.240 enough screen time. They were like, this was billed as 1:44:31.280 --> 1:44:34.120 a Snoop Dog episode because they were obviously playing it 1:44:34.200 --> 1:44:37.760 up on the commercials in real time, and he was 1:44:37.800 --> 1:44:38.880 not an it for very long. 1:44:38.960 --> 1:44:40.120 But he did great. 1:44:40.680 --> 1:44:42.880 Wait, I just watched something funny with I mean, when 1:44:42.960 --> 1:44:46.439 is Snoop not creating funny things first to watch? But 1:44:46.479 --> 1:44:48.679 I swear I just watched something viral that was making 1:44:48.680 --> 1:44:52.919 me laugh. But is my memory that bad? What's happened 1:44:52.960 --> 1:44:53.200 to me? 1:44:53.439 --> 1:44:54.760 I don't know. Maybe well, maybe it was just like 1:44:54.760 --> 1:44:56.880 an Instagram video that you that you popped on. 1:44:57.439 --> 1:44:59.800 It was I gotta get off the internet. I have 1:44:59.880 --> 1:45:01.400 to to get off the internet. I worked on a 1:45:01.479 --> 1:45:03.360 rain match for Snoop. I don't know if I've said 1:45:03.400 --> 1:45:05.080 this on the podcast, but I worked for when they 1:45:05.080 --> 1:45:08.360 did this. They did. Netflix has this thing called Laughing. 1:45:08.640 --> 1:45:10.880 It's like the like a anniversary of the laugh in 1:45:11.000 --> 1:45:13.920 the show that like made Goldie Hawn a success and stuff. 1:45:14.240 --> 1:45:15.439 It had Lisa and Walter. 1:45:15.280 --> 1:45:17.800 It had all these people in it, and I'm in 1:45:17.920 --> 1:45:20.320 it nine months pregnant with Rosie. But I also wrote 1:45:20.320 --> 1:45:21.960 on it for a day or two, and I got 1:45:21.960 --> 1:45:26.280 to write this sketch with Michael Rappaport and Snoop and it. 1:45:26.280 --> 1:45:27.400 Was like the High News. 1:45:27.479 --> 1:45:30.400 It was like them doing like a little weekend update basically, 1:45:30.479 --> 1:45:33.559 but like all about weed stuff and Snoop was smoking 1:45:33.560 --> 1:45:34.240 weed the whole time. 1:45:34.280 --> 1:45:35.080 It was crazy. 1:45:35.800 --> 1:45:39.160 I mean, he's an icon, he's an idol. I'm obsessed 1:45:39.160 --> 1:45:41.840 with him. Yeah, I don't. I don't know what else 1:45:41.880 --> 1:45:42.360 to say. 1:45:42.680 --> 1:45:44.439 Are you a rapaport guy? Are you a rap? 1:45:44.479 --> 1:45:46.200 Do you like him because he likes the Housewives? But 1:45:46.240 --> 1:45:47.679 sometimes I think he turns people off? 1:45:48.800 --> 1:45:51.960 He does. I I'm I'm into it. 1:45:52.000 --> 1:45:54.200 I worked on with him, I was on Lights Out 1:45:54.240 --> 1:45:57.960 with him, and my thing is I love everyone that 1:45:58.000 --> 1:46:01.200 loves the Housewives. I love how passionate he and his opinions. 1:46:01.320 --> 1:46:04.400 I just don't like when I think Jerry O'Connell does 1:46:04.400 --> 1:46:06.280 this more. I don't like when men feel like they're 1:46:06.280 --> 1:46:10.040 so special and cool because they like something that women like. Yeah, Like, 1:46:10.120 --> 1:46:11.880 it doesn't make you difference. It's like, yeah, you like 1:46:11.920 --> 1:46:15.160 a good thing, but it's this where men who love 1:46:15.400 --> 1:46:20.160 Bravo and you're not cooler. It's like, I don't know 1:46:20.160 --> 1:46:21.880 why you think you deserve a pat in the back 1:46:21.920 --> 1:46:23.880 because you like something that women like, and I mean, 1:46:23.960 --> 1:46:26.800 that's what he wants. I don't think. I don't you know, 1:46:26.880 --> 1:46:30.320 I don't think. But that's that's my own internal I. 1:46:30.280 --> 1:46:31.120 Know what you're saying. 1:46:31.280 --> 1:46:35.639 But I do feel like our beloved Christmas party friend 1:46:35.800 --> 1:46:38.280 Jerry O'Connell, I do think he does that a little 1:46:38.280 --> 1:46:41.479 bit more than than the other guy does. But yeah, anyway, 1:46:41.640 --> 1:46:44.560 post mortem of this raps sport, like him and Sheena 1:46:44.720 --> 1:46:45.719 text and stuff. 1:46:45.840 --> 1:46:48.479 Yes on, watch what happened? Like he is texting. He's 1:46:48.520 --> 1:46:51.160 in it also, you know, is it a chip on 1:46:51.200 --> 1:46:53.880 my shoulder? But like people who just do out of 1:46:53.920 --> 1:46:54.479 the blue are like. 1:46:54.479 --> 1:46:55.439 I'm gonna do comedy. 1:46:56.000 --> 1:47:00.840 Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a little all right, but 1:47:00.840 --> 1:47:03.600 people love them whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, speaking of 1:47:03.600 --> 1:47:05.920 people who turned into stand up comedy. When I'm in 1:47:05.960 --> 1:47:10.599 Phoenix doing stand up this month, Anisha from Family Karma 1:47:10.880 --> 1:47:12.720 will be opening the shows. 1:47:13.240 --> 1:47:15.160 Amazing. I wish I hang with her. 1:47:15.640 --> 1:47:18.599 I wish I could come early and see and oh 1:47:18.680 --> 1:47:21.640 it's oh, you're staying, You're going after us? Yeah, I 1:47:21.680 --> 1:47:23.600 can't stay because I have these fucking kids I got 1:47:23.720 --> 1:47:24.280 to look after. 1:47:25.040 --> 1:47:28.640 I would love if you ditched your kids for for 1:47:30.040 --> 1:47:30.879 for me and Anesia. 1:47:31.000 --> 1:47:31.519 Yeah, we'll see. 1:47:31.560 --> 1:47:33.360 Let's see other weeks going. Maybe if I can change 1:47:33.360 --> 1:47:34.400 my flight, that would. 1:47:34.160 --> 1:47:36.040 Be fun to be in pool. Let's be in a pool. 1:47:36.600 --> 1:47:38.519 Yeah, because my flight out of Tempe, you guys is 1:47:38.560 --> 1:47:39.280 at like five am. 1:47:39.320 --> 1:47:43.280 It's not good. What did I learn this episode? Post mortem? 1:47:43.360 --> 1:47:43.880 Baby? 1:47:44.080 --> 1:47:48.799 Celebrities are people too, Yes, Like obviously they have money 1:47:49.000 --> 1:47:52.760 and privilege and cool stuff. But at the end of 1:47:52.800 --> 1:47:56.320 the day, like we all know as humans, those things 1:47:56.360 --> 1:48:02.439 don't always equal happiness or like ease, or that things 1:48:02.479 --> 1:48:06.920 don't affect you, or because she's a millionaire being attacked 1:48:06.920 --> 1:48:09.720 at gunpoint, it doesn't affect. 1:48:09.360 --> 1:48:10.400 Her as much, you know. 1:48:10.680 --> 1:48:13.799 Right, Like I think that we're in this like age 1:48:13.840 --> 1:48:18.760 of social media and fame where people are just like 1:48:19.360 --> 1:48:23.720 they completely forget that these people are people like Kim Kardashian, 1:48:23.840 --> 1:48:26.479 Like some people say she's like responsible for the downfall 1:48:26.520 --> 1:48:28.920 of the culture. I mean, people dislike her for a 1:48:28.960 --> 1:48:31.080 lot of different reasons. She did flaun her wealth a 1:48:31.080 --> 1:48:34.360 lot at that time, Like she was like, I don't 1:48:34.400 --> 1:48:36.439 know if she's the smartest person on the planet whatever. 1:48:36.840 --> 1:48:40.840 Nothing justifies her feeling like she was going to die 1:48:41.040 --> 1:48:42.479 and that she was never going to see her kids 1:48:42.479 --> 1:48:44.519 again and that she was her sister was going to 1:48:44.560 --> 1:48:45.320 find her dead body. 1:48:45.320 --> 1:48:46.200 I mean, like we shouldn't. 1:48:46.200 --> 1:48:48.200 I don't think anyone should ever be wishing trauma on 1:48:48.240 --> 1:48:51.080 people like this, and like we'll we'll link to it. 1:48:51.160 --> 1:48:51.720 But like the. 1:48:51.920 --> 1:48:55.160 Interview with the thief, he was just so heartless and 1:48:55.280 --> 1:48:56.800 was like, oh, I'm sure she's traumatized. 1:48:56.800 --> 1:48:57.160 Oh I'm sure. 1:48:57.240 --> 1:49:00.479 Yeah, yeah, probably definitely traumatized, Like he did not care 1:49:00.520 --> 1:49:02.479 at all, but probably I guess because he knew he 1:49:02.520 --> 1:49:05.920 wasn't gonna physically hurt her. But but I also think 1:49:06.000 --> 1:49:10.080 that I'm I'm I'm glad that Kim Kardashian like saw 1:49:10.200 --> 1:49:12.680 had perspective on it and was like, I don't do 1:49:13.000 --> 1:49:15.160 x y Z anymore. I don't flawn, I don't keep 1:49:15.200 --> 1:49:18.120 real shit on me, I don't ever post in real time. 1:49:18.320 --> 1:49:20.320 I kind of like the fact that she's like this 1:49:20.479 --> 1:49:22.000 was supposed to happen to me, where she could have 1:49:22.120 --> 1:49:24.559 just like been on a full victim tour where she 1:49:24.680 --> 1:49:27.200 is a victim, absolutely, but she could have just milked 1:49:27.200 --> 1:49:29.599 it and been like feel bad for me everybody I'm 1:49:29.640 --> 1:49:32.639 a like, But instead she was like this changed my life, 1:49:32.680 --> 1:49:35.720 Like this changed how I behave, and like maybe that's 1:49:35.960 --> 1:49:38.080 for the better. I mean, not that it happened, but 1:49:38.200 --> 1:49:40.479 like that's something semi good came out of it. I'm 1:49:40.479 --> 1:49:42.080 not trying to say it's good that it happened, of course, 1:49:42.120 --> 1:49:43.920 I'm just saying it's like a silver. 1:49:43.640 --> 1:49:47.519 Lineer, and multiple things can be true, Like they could 1:49:47.520 --> 1:49:50.559 be culture vultures and not pay them like they could 1:49:50.560 --> 1:49:54.759 be they can do bad things and be doing bad stuff. 1:49:54.800 --> 1:49:58.120 But I don't I have a theory that like with celebrities, 1:49:58.120 --> 1:50:02.120 they're obviously rich and powerful, they really aren't compared to 1:50:02.479 --> 1:50:05.080 the people that really run this country and these mega 1:50:05.120 --> 1:50:09.800 industries and these horrific like owners of companies. But the celebs, 1:50:09.800 --> 1:50:12.400 it's easy to go h the Hollywood elite, and they're 1:50:12.479 --> 1:50:15.960 kind of a shield for the true rich horror shows 1:50:16.040 --> 1:50:16.719 that exist. 1:50:16.960 --> 1:50:19.080 And I think it's like on purpose. 1:50:19.240 --> 1:50:22.320 I think Hollywood people are like martyrs and like used 1:50:22.360 --> 1:50:26.240 as scapegoats for the actual evil people. 1:50:26.680 --> 1:50:29.879 That's yeah, But you can see where a lot of people. 1:50:30.439 --> 1:50:32.439 You can see where Kim Kardashian is spending her money. 1:50:32.479 --> 1:50:35.080 You can see where like Beyonce is probably spending her 1:50:35.080 --> 1:50:36.760 money like she just actually bought I think one of 1:50:36.760 --> 1:50:41.679 the most expensive houses in California. But you can't see 1:50:41.720 --> 1:50:43.840 what the like, nobody's really paying attention to what like 1:50:43.880 --> 1:50:45.760 the Koch Brothers are spending their money on. 1:50:45.680 --> 1:50:47.400 And like they're more evil, you know what I mean? 1:50:47.479 --> 1:50:50.040 Like, yeah, that is true, and it's like these people 1:50:50.040 --> 1:50:53.960 are creating entertainment, music, fashion, whatever. Who like maybe they're 1:50:54.320 --> 1:50:57.840 void of any good human qualities, but like they are 1:50:57.920 --> 1:51:01.920 creating something that is for enjoyment and the money and 1:51:01.920 --> 1:51:03.759 they're doing a job. And then yeah, you think about 1:51:03.800 --> 1:51:08.120 these people on Epstein's Island and yeah, he's got were. 1:51:08.080 --> 1:51:11.120 Like pharmaceutical the family that just was like living off 1:51:11.120 --> 1:51:13.960 of people's like addictions to opioids, you know. 1:51:14.400 --> 1:51:17.120 And they get know what, we never are like talking 1:51:17.160 --> 1:51:20.200 about the top five hundred wealthy business people and the 1:51:20.200 --> 1:51:23.679 people that are you know, moving their factories overseas and 1:51:23.880 --> 1:51:27.320 exploiting labor and maybe Kardashian businesses are doing that, like 1:51:27.320 --> 1:51:29.479 I don't know where good American jeans are being made. 1:51:29.880 --> 1:51:33.559 But it's like but it is like, you know, we 1:51:33.600 --> 1:51:36.360 as a culture like so mad at like what these 1:51:36.560 --> 1:51:39.719 rich actors. It's like they are pushed into the line 1:51:39.720 --> 1:51:43.760 with Yeah, the evils are hidden so that's yeah, my lits. 1:51:43.800 --> 1:51:45.880 I just believe that when people want to like talk, 1:51:46.000 --> 1:51:48.880 they're just the most front facing wealthy people. They're not 1:51:49.200 --> 1:51:51.879 the ones that are the worst, Like for sure. 1:51:51.840 --> 1:51:53.280 Yeah, they're not lobbying for oil. 1:51:53.439 --> 1:51:56.040 I mean these CEOs making two hundred and fifty million 1:51:56.080 --> 1:51:59.320 dollars a year, Like, I hate them more. 1:52:00.160 --> 1:52:02.479 Yeah, I hope that guy's not posting where he is 1:52:02.520 --> 1:52:04.080 on Snapchat because I'm gonna find out. 1:52:04.200 --> 1:52:07.360 No, but I hate that Kim Kardashian fucked with Marilyn 1:52:07.400 --> 1:52:10.120 Monroe's dress, Like I might never get over that. I 1:52:10.120 --> 1:52:16.080 think that's ludicrous. It's like it's museum. What are we 1:52:16.160 --> 1:52:16.880 doing here? 1:52:17.080 --> 1:52:18.920 I can't believe it was allowed. I really can't believe 1:52:18.920 --> 1:52:21.400 it was allowed. Well, because Ripley's owned it. It wasn't 1:52:21.439 --> 1:52:22.600 like the Smithsonian. 1:52:22.760 --> 1:52:26.839 It was like Ripley's making a buck, yes, or Planet Hollywood. 1:52:26.880 --> 1:52:30.960 It was like someone silly owned it. Well, I can't 1:52:30.960 --> 1:52:31.519 believe we just. 1:52:31.479 --> 1:52:33.760 Went on a whole thing about celebrities or people too. 1:52:33.920 --> 1:52:35.080 I'm really embarrassed. 1:52:35.920 --> 1:52:38.719 That's what we learned, Pleasa. That's one lesson we learned. 1:52:38.720 --> 1:52:40.840 Celebrities are people too. You can't put them to tour 1:52:41.080 --> 1:52:42.639 you can't rob them, and you can't. 1:52:43.120 --> 1:52:46.439 I hate myself. I really can't believe this just happened. 1:52:46.439 --> 1:52:50.760 On our podcast, we cover such horrific crimes. Well, this 1:52:50.880 --> 1:52:52.840 was a little bit of a more. This was a 1:52:52.840 --> 1:52:54.840 little bit of a lighter episode. I mean, it's about 1:52:54.840 --> 1:52:57.760 a rat beef. It's like, no one gets sexually assaulted. Like, 1:52:57.800 --> 1:52:59.320 it's very little. It was a little bit of a 1:52:59.400 --> 1:53:00.000 lighter episode. 1:53:00.200 --> 1:53:02.000 So I think we can take a minute and say 1:53:02.040 --> 1:53:03.479 celebrities are people too, if we want. 1:53:04.840 --> 1:53:05.120 I know. 1:53:06.120 --> 1:53:08.240 Yeah, Well, I mean we're not. We're not redoing it, 1:53:08.560 --> 1:53:09.519 We're not retaking it. 1:53:09.640 --> 1:53:10.759 This is waout hearing. 1:53:11.200 --> 1:53:14.400 That's the thing, guys. Sometimes it's like cut print, it's done. 1:53:14.400 --> 1:53:17.080 We can't do anything. But and listen, I do have 1:53:17.120 --> 1:53:19.120 a name drop. It would be wild if I didn't 1:53:19.160 --> 1:53:20.000 mention it right here. 1:53:21.160 --> 1:53:24.240 But I did not meet him. I did not see him. 1:53:24.880 --> 1:53:27.479 But I did hear that Kanye was at the Comedy 1:53:27.560 --> 1:53:30.160 Store and he was watching my set on Saturday night. 1:53:30.360 --> 1:53:32.559 So do without what you will. 1:53:32.640 --> 1:53:36.400 But maybe I did another plus for the Jewish community 1:53:36.400 --> 1:53:36.720 for him. 1:53:37.520 --> 1:53:40.479 Yes, break him down one Jew at a time. Yes, 1:53:40.840 --> 1:53:41.320 I like that. 1:53:41.800 --> 1:53:43.760 I like that was the funniest I'm sorry when I 1:53:43.800 --> 1:53:45.920 woke up and he was like, honestly, I don't hate 1:53:45.960 --> 1:53:50.880 Jews anymore because of Jonah Hill and twenty two Jump Street, Like, I. 1:53:50.080 --> 1:53:52.240 Wait that happened. Oh you didn't. 1:53:52.320 --> 1:53:54.479 Oh I can't believe you missed this. That's why I'm 1:53:54.479 --> 1:53:57.519 like laughing about it. So a few months ago, you know, 1:53:57.800 --> 1:54:02.800 Kanye obviously did bad things about Jews and like that 1:54:02.920 --> 1:54:06.040 Nazis are kind of chill, like give Nazis a chance. 1:54:06.080 --> 1:54:09.639 But then he made a giant post that he loved 1:54:09.760 --> 1:54:12.519 Jonah Hill so much in this. 1:54:12.520 --> 1:54:15.639 Movie that he takes it back. I take it all back. 1:54:15.760 --> 1:54:18.600 He's like, my bad ruined my I've lost millions and 1:54:18.600 --> 1:54:23.640 millions of dollars. I've opened season on the Jewish community 1:54:23.720 --> 1:54:26.120 basically for hate and shit on the internet. But you 1:54:26.160 --> 1:54:27.679 know what, Jonah's my guy. 1:54:28.040 --> 1:54:29.360 I take it back. Okay. 1:54:29.479 --> 1:54:33.680 So Kanye posted and then when this is from TMZ, 1:54:34.000 --> 1:54:36.560 So March twenty ninth, twenty twenty three, is when he 1:54:36.600 --> 1:54:37.400 posted about it. 1:54:37.520 --> 1:54:40.320 And I'm sure Jonah Hill was on Cloud nine. 1:54:40.480 --> 1:54:42.880 So Kanye wrote, watching Jonah Hill in twenty one Jump 1:54:42.880 --> 1:54:45.640 Street made me like Jewish people again, know what should 1:54:45.640 --> 1:54:48.520 take anger against one or two individuals and transform that 1:54:48.560 --> 1:54:51.840 into hatred towards millions of innocent people. No Christian can 1:54:51.920 --> 1:54:55.720 be labeled anti Sime. Knowing Jesus is Jewish is a Jew. 1:54:56.040 --> 1:54:57.040 Thank you, Jonah Hill. 1:54:57.120 --> 1:54:59.720 I love you. I can't believe you didn't see this. 1:55:00.040 --> 1:55:00.920 I did not see this. 1:55:01.000 --> 1:55:03.600 I think by at this point I had like turned off, 1:55:03.760 --> 1:55:07.160 turned down the volume on, like the full Kanye. But 1:55:07.240 --> 1:55:10.600 this is like, this is basic reasoning that a ten 1:55:10.680 --> 1:55:12.840 year old would know, Like just because a person with 1:55:12.840 --> 1:55:14.880 brown hair was mean to you, you can't be mad 1:55:14.920 --> 1:55:17.200 at all people with brown hair, Like this is like 1:55:17.280 --> 1:55:19.280 a crazy like I don't know, I do. He has 1:55:19.320 --> 1:55:21.800 mental illness. So I'm not gonna elaborate on this, but 1:55:21.800 --> 1:55:23.320 but that was I'm glad this thing. 1:55:23.480 --> 1:55:26.120 I'm glad Lisa's on the list. It's Jonah Hill, Lisa 1:55:26.160 --> 1:55:27.560 trigger Well. We don't know a thing. 1:55:27.960 --> 1:55:30.880 The just my friends that were clear said that he 1:55:31.000 --> 1:55:34.840 seemed to enjoy it. But I don't know any more information. 1:55:35.360 --> 1:55:41.440 But listen, do do I It's no secret I love Hollywood. 1:55:41.480 --> 1:55:42.440 I love show business. 1:55:42.480 --> 1:55:45.760 I was raised on movies, TV and US Weekly and 1:55:45.880 --> 1:55:48.800 Entertainment Tonight, and I'm thrilled. 1:55:49.000 --> 1:55:51.800 I'm thrilled it's huge for you. I love it. I 1:55:51.880 --> 1:55:52.240 love it. 1:55:52.640 --> 1:55:54.360 I hope he calls you and asks you to collab 1:55:54.400 --> 1:55:55.880 on some weird project for him. 1:55:56.960 --> 1:55:58.680 I don't know what I would even say to him. 1:55:58.880 --> 1:56:00.840 I don't know if I want to me him. But 1:56:02.160 --> 1:56:04.000 I just love when I can tell my parents about 1:56:04.000 --> 1:56:05.280 a celebrity that they would know. 1:56:05.960 --> 1:56:08.960 They know who Kanye is. My mom does not know 1:56:09.000 --> 1:56:11.960 who Kanye is. You're right, this is more for the 1:56:12.040 --> 1:56:14.280 niece and nephews. I gotta put it in the niece 1:56:14.320 --> 1:56:16.400 nephew group chat. I think, yeah, he's gonna win me 1:56:16.480 --> 1:56:19.600 some points. Yeah, my mom would be like, who is that? 1:56:19.680 --> 1:56:21.200 Like I think I've heard of it, Like she would 1:56:21.200 --> 1:56:21.880 not know who that is? 1:56:22.600 --> 1:56:23.040 Really? 1:56:23.360 --> 1:56:25.960 Yeah, okay, well, but that's my mom is very I mean, 1:56:26.040 --> 1:56:29.240 she's shut off. I think from a lot of if 1:56:29.240 --> 1:56:31.960 it's not like a mystery series on Netflix or Master 1:56:32.120 --> 1:56:35.160 or Dairy Girls or Dairy Girls. She loves that shit. 1:56:35.240 --> 1:56:37.120 I love Jarry Girls. Oh my god, Oh I forgot 1:56:37.160 --> 1:56:39.320 I have like five more episodes that to watch. Okay, 1:56:39.520 --> 1:56:41.200 let's get to what would Sister Peg do. This is 1:56:41.240 --> 1:56:43.360 our weekly segment where we direct you guys towards an 1:56:43.440 --> 1:56:47.040 organization or a blog or a article or something to 1:56:47.040 --> 1:56:50.440 give you more information about what we covered in today's episode. Obviously, 1:56:50.480 --> 1:56:53.920 there's no like charities for feuding rappers or celebrities that 1:56:53.960 --> 1:56:56.520 get robbed. So I want to point you to a 1:56:56.600 --> 1:57:01.760 video that I referenced in my research that Ice made Ripvice. 1:57:01.800 --> 1:57:04.000 I think they've completely gone under, but they do amazing 1:57:04.120 --> 1:57:06.840 journalistic work and have for a long time, and they 1:57:07.000 --> 1:57:10.160 did this. It's like, it's like a twenty minute video 1:57:10.240 --> 1:57:13.600 called using Snapchat to rob Influencers and it's very interesting. 1:57:13.640 --> 1:57:18.880 In the video, Tiered Dondie highlights how criminals have sought 1:57:18.920 --> 1:57:21.920 out robbing influencers based on their social media activity. She 1:57:22.000 --> 1:57:25.400 interviews victims and the criminals themselves to highlight the motives 1:57:25.440 --> 1:57:26.120 behind the crimes. 1:57:26.120 --> 1:57:26.960 And it's just interesting. 1:57:26.960 --> 1:57:29.800 If you liked what we talked about today, so we 1:57:29.840 --> 1:57:32.640 will put the link in our show notes and it 1:57:32.680 --> 1:57:35.160 will be up on our Instagram the day that this 1:57:35.280 --> 1:57:37.480 episode comes out in our stories that will be saved 1:57:37.480 --> 1:57:41.360 forever in WWSPD Highlight and that will be yeah, and 1:57:41.360 --> 1:57:43.720 it's also over advice if you just want to google it. 1:57:44.200 --> 1:57:46.640 But that's that. Thank you so much for that. 1:57:48.320 --> 1:57:52.080 While you were talking, was I texting in our scandaval group. 1:57:51.920 --> 1:57:57.400 Chat, I was I felt it well that lalla clip. 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