1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than excited. Tell me, these are 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: the radio blogs on the Freshet, Like we're riding in 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: our diaries, ex ip, we said, I'm aloud. We call 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: them blog Jason Brown, Yes, take it away. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 2: Thank you, dear blog. So I had a very interesting 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: situation happened to me when I went to get my 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 2: hair cut last week. So we had a photo shoot, 8 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 2: so I had to get my hair trimmed up because 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 2: it was very long. So I went to the place 10 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 2: that I've been going for since I was a little boy, 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 2: and it already started off like on the wrong foot 12 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,880 Speaker 2: because my girl Lisa, who always you know, gets me right, 13 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 2: she was not available this day. It was like the 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 2: only day that I could like go and do this. 15 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, I'll just take whoever's first 16 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 2: available me in my appointment going whatever. This like girl 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 2: calls my name, she takes me over to the seat, 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 2: I sit down. Now I could just tell things were 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 2: not going well, like she like was literally cutting hair 20 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: by hair like I'm not even druking, Like it took 21 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: a half an hour to get like a quarter of 22 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 2: my head around. And I was like, okay, like this 23 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 2: this is interesting. This is new. But I'm sitting and 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 2: I'm like breathing and I'm trying. I'm like literally next 25 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 2: to a clock, and I'm like watching them. 26 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: I was like, my god, Jason, you won't even tell 27 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: the person cutting your hair lating you. You won't let anybody. 28 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 2: Anyone could just have it whatever they want. 29 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: You're like, I don't. 30 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 2: Literally, I was like, okay, Like this is I'm like 31 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 2: getting hot right like, like she didn't take my coach like, 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 2: I was like, no, I can hold on my coach. 33 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 2: Like do you want me to hang up your coat? 34 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: I was like no, that's fine. So I'm like have 35 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 2: my coat on my lap with you know, the little 36 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 2: thing over me, the little like cape or whatever. I 37 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 2: was like, okay. So then she leaves mid like haircut. 38 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 2: She's like I'm right back. I was like okay. So 39 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 2: like she leaves whatever, she's gone, like a couple of minutes. 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,399 Speaker 1: You try to sneak and look in the mirror. 41 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 2: I'm like okay. And then so then she comes back 42 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 2: and she's like trying to do some more like blah 43 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 2: blah blah, and she's like I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 44 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, Okay, now you're 45 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 2: leaving for this second. 46 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, what's going on on YouTube? 47 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 2: Just so now I'm like, sorry to get really scared. 48 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 2: Now we're like forty five minutes in, so I'm like, okay. 49 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 2: So she comes back with another stylist, right, so, like 50 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 2: she goes back and the new stylist is like, oh, 51 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 2: we're having She said she's having a little bit of 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 2: difficulty like blending this side. Now, mind you my hair, 53 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 2: like I my hair is very simple, I think right, 54 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 2: like one on the sides were a little bit longer 55 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 2: on the top, like I'm not picky, you could do whatever, 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 2: and I'm not like whatever, like this side and this 57 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,679 Speaker 2: is not good, you know obviously because you can't see me. 58 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 2: But the side of my hair was really like a 59 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 2: shelf Like this was like straight out and then like 60 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 2: up and I was like, I was like, well, normally 61 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 2: this is like a lot like shorter. Yes, geometry on 62 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 2: my head like like this side is round, this side 63 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 2: is a sharping. So this lady like got me up 64 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 2: and rain. She was like, okay, I'm so sorry. You know, 65 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: she's training like this. I'm like cool, like thank you 66 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,519 Speaker 2: for fixing it. I'm like and honestly, I probably would 67 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 2: have let like been cool with it if she was like, hey, 68 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 2: you know, I'm training. Do you mind if I like, 69 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: because everyone's gotta start somewhere, right, like everyone like I 70 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 2: get it, right. 71 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 3: But like that to be with you before a PHO, 72 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 3: but tell. 73 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 2: Me from the jump, Like that's the things I'm like, 74 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 2: I wish you would have said, like, a, hey, i'm training. 75 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 2: This may take a little bit longer than you're probably 76 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 2: a custom jusans. You've been coming here since like two 77 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: thousand and seven, right, like, so this may. 78 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,799 Speaker 1: Take a little bit. I say that you gotta tell 79 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: But then if you say that, you got to know 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: some people will be like no. 81 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like like that should be that 82 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: person's like right, like maybe I don't want that. I 83 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 2: would have been like, okay, cool. I honestly would have 84 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 2: been like, okay, cool, Like we'll get it, we'll get there, 85 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 2: but like, let me give me a heads up because like, 86 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 2: like you know, like our here cuts like are what 87 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 2: maybe a half an hour? Y're in there, Like from 88 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 2: the time I get there to the time, like it's 89 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: very fast, right, It's. 90 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: Not the same women you guys, you know, it's a 91 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: much longer process. Yeah. 92 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was like, okay, if this is gonna 93 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 2: be like an hour long thing and you're learning, and 94 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 2: I'm here like let's do it, like I'm in this 95 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 2: with you, girl, but like you gotta let me know. 96 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 3: It's gotta be something we put out there. Because there 97 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 3: have been two times that I have been put in 98 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 3: a position where someone was training and they did not 99 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 3: ask me. And one was that the ghino. 100 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: I was just about to ask. I was just about 101 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: to ask that question when they give you the you're 102 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 1: saying they didn't give you the option. But usually I'll 103 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: ask and they'll be like, hey, can the medical student 104 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: come in? Do you say yes or no? Right? 105 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 3: One was that the guano did not ask, and then 106 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 3: one was at the spray tan place, did not ask. 107 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 3: So we got a crowd looking at my booty hole, 108 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,720 Speaker 3: I mean, and I'm like, you have to ask, yeah, 109 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 3: like just and yes, you would have been yeah, you 110 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 3: would have just liked me. You would have been cool 111 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 3: with it. 112 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 2: But like you got me looking real crazy and you 113 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 2: had to go get you know, miss ma'am from the 114 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: bag and come back and get me right, you know. 115 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 2: And I I one hundred and she had to get 116 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 2: her special tools out because you know, the girl just 117 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 2: got the beginner tools that aren't the real I'm like, 118 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 2: you know, just explain to me the situation I'm getting 119 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 2: in before I sit down, so I can prepare myself 120 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 2: and I'm not sitting here like what the heck is 121 00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 2: going on? 122 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: I agree? She gave you a mushroom. 123 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 2: Literally, I had like a half mushroom half like this 124 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 2: was giving cliff and like this was giving waves, like 125 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 2: it was like we are like all the different elements 126 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 2: like lands. 127 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: She's like a YouTube video about this. What am I 128 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: gonna do? 129 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 3: The easiest of hair? 130 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 2: Literally, look, there's two legs like a literally she. 131 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 3: Might need a switch. 132 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 2: Careers around in that chair from different angles, like oh no, 133 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 2: that's how you know they messed up and they keep 134 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 2: spinning you around way up and you have to leave 135 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 2: twice to go consult whatever. 136 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: There's a funny video about this. Our friend Pat Tomasulo, 137 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 1: comedian and he's on WGN. He uh he made a 138 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: video like this where he went to a black barbershop 139 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: and he had in the back and so the people 140 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: come in and they're like, you know, hey, dude, it's 141 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: a very casual experience. I guess I've not attended one, 142 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: but like, hey, take that seat, we'll get to you. 143 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: And then like hey, I don't have time. I got 144 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: a new guy. And then Pat Toomasoula, the whitest man ever, 145 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: comes out, well, hey my friend, and everybody's like, nope, nope, nope, 146 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: we're not We're not like everyone. And seriously everybody's like, ah, 147 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: you know, I wait, I wait for the other guy. 148 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: You know, I feel more comfortable. You don't touch my hair. 149 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: But it's it's very funny video. The entertainment reporting is next. 150 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 1: In two minutes, friend shows up.