Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that larger? Yes? Goodness ESAs calling wow?
Speaker 1: How is everyone doing tonight? Great? So listen, who here
Speaker 1: listens to the podcast called Last Culture stating very cool?
Speaker 1: Lucky us we get to connect with fail Wow here
Speaker 1: does not listen to the podcast makes some noise right welcome,
Speaker 1: like a lower ball like the men don't really don't listen? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was That was a higher timber than we're
Speaker 1: used to. I agree. I'm so basically, you guys, this
Speaker 1: is Last Culturesa's presents. I don't think so, honey, which
Speaker 1: is basically we're gonna have well it's supposed to be fifty.
Speaker 1: But you know what, guys, five dropouts, five five comedians
Speaker 1: are going to come up that beautiful number forty five. Um,
Speaker 1: they're gonna come up and do one minute rants on
Speaker 1: something in pop culture that they just you know, they
Speaker 1: wanna they want to attack. They want to attack it.
Speaker 1: It's getting their goats. It's getting their goat really just
Speaker 1: grinding their gear. What's another g alliteration? We can come
Speaker 1: up with, um other g alliteration. Um, it's gnarling their Uh,
Speaker 1: they're gonads they're going, it's gnarling their gonads. I bravely
Speaker 1: went for a silent g Yeah that was cool. Uh
Speaker 1: and so I thought it was really cool. It's so cool.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to do this. We've had We've had
Speaker 1: a fun week, haven't we. We've had quite a fun week,
Speaker 1: um bone. And I got to go to a taping
Speaker 1: of The View. Yeah, that was fun. The View is
Speaker 1: my favorite show. I watched it every day. And here's
Speaker 1: my breakdown of The View. Best energy, Sonny hostess best.
Speaker 1: She had the best energy and the crew loves the
Speaker 1: crew was very obsessed with the now she buys them
Speaker 1: Christmas gift. Yeah. She looks people in the eyes when
Speaker 1: she talks to them. She was the only one who
Speaker 1: cared at all about the crowd. That brings me to
Speaker 1: the second person I like to address, which is Whoopee.
Speaker 1: Whoopee was the most classic. She was asked what she
Speaker 1: thought of a dance contest and she said, and like quote,
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship about that. To the participants faces,
Speaker 1: it was an audience dance contest. They were trying to
Speaker 1: keep the ball in the air and keep the energy
Speaker 1: going during the commercial breaks. These two lovely suburban women
Speaker 1: to dance, and Whoopee said to them, I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit about that. I don't give a ship. Not
Speaker 1: even did she say it at them or to them.
Speaker 1: A producer asked, Whoopee, did you watch and she said,
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about that. She ripped up
Speaker 1: her index cards every break, every break she she regressively
Speaker 1: ripped up the cards. She doesn't give a fun. I
Speaker 1: don't know best props, best props. Joy has a hand fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had a little electrical hand fan. Yeah, what are those?
Speaker 1: What's the function of that? Like? Why would be? I
Speaker 1: think I think I can answer that directly and confidently.
Speaker 1: I think the function of the fan was to become cooler. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a more elegant way to do that, I
Speaker 1: mean like hand fan like that. Yes, like keep it
Speaker 1: Asian and do the it's actually rule of number, rule
Speaker 1: of culture number forty nine. Keeping Asian. It is Kelly
Speaker 1: Joe here, she'll get that down. Keep wow. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: but best dressed snatched a lot to work with. They
Speaker 1: put her in like a like, like what was she wearing?
Speaker 1: What would you would you describe that? She had a
Speaker 1: sling back. Still, it's the only way I can describe
Speaker 1: her ship swing back, stiletto and like like an Avril
Speaker 1: Levine tie. Am I wrong? No? She was like it
Speaker 1: was Ellen on the top like a vest in a tie.
Speaker 1: It was Ellen on the top and Huntsman on the bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just combining to you daytime juggernauts, Abby Huntsman who doesn't
Speaker 1: give a funk about the view. Great, this is not
Speaker 1: my family. I mean that I don't have more to
Speaker 1: talk about with the view. I have more to talk
Speaker 1: about that in the stand. Also, you guys, by the
Speaker 1: time this episode comes out, oh my god, our lives
Speaker 1: will have changed because we'll have seen a certain film
Speaker 1: A Star is Born, Star is Born A bad watches
Speaker 1: that diven the grod see and that's their response to
Speaker 1: that was much Oh it's fine, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: I had taken zero SIPs of it too, damn. We
Speaker 1: can share with the response to that was much better
Speaker 1: than when we just saying don't cry out lest okay,
Speaker 1: we thought it was going to be a good idea.
Speaker 1: Can I say something, lady gob I did us dirty
Speaker 1: because we actually have been saying can't wait for this
Speaker 1: show because we're definitely going to sing that song from
Speaker 1: the trailer on stage, Yes, shallow Shallot from the movie
Speaker 1: Our Star is Born, but she is withholding there, withholding it.
Speaker 1: It's it's awful, we can't wait. And just the trailers
Speaker 1: we've watched inducing chill inducing. Um, like, what are some scenes? Okay, okay, um,
Speaker 1: you want what you want to be? God, I'll be
Speaker 1: Bradley really yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is I'm
Speaker 1: like shocked and honor that you're gonna let me be
Speaker 1: God's all right. Okay, Um, you're very rooms. So I
Speaker 1: don't write my own songs. N No, because I'm just
Speaker 1: not confident. Why won't you be confident? Well, because every
Speaker 1: single person that I've encountered in the music industry, I said,
Speaker 1: they like the way I sound, but they don't like
Speaker 1: the way I look. I love the way you look.
Speaker 1: You're right, my nose is very big, my nose is
Speaker 1: very big. And they say, my nose is very big.
Speaker 1: You got a lucky nose, lucky nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: my nose has My nose has not made me Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I don't touch your nose. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: black happen tip to the women pools? Good Lord, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm dying. Oh one more, just one more? Wait?
Speaker 1: But hold on now? Can I be brad? This is
Speaker 1: how versus how we are? Um ready? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so amazing. You are the Sam Elliott too, our
Speaker 1: Bradley Tooper and Yaga okay, wow, Sam Elliott light. And
Speaker 1: that's the cinematographer Matthew lie Batique. I know to fucking
Speaker 1: much about this movie. He shot black sway all right,
Speaker 1: you're you're Bradly ungog all ready? Why what oursh home?
Speaker 1: Taking another look at your ah? Oh wait, can you
Speaker 1: can you? Can you even gag that today? Can you
Speaker 1: a new one? There was a new clip. There was
Speaker 1: a new clip released a new tube. It said one
Speaker 1: day ago, which I think means that really they put
Speaker 1: it out yesterday. Then that's what that means. And it
Speaker 1: shows her singing the tune more of it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is the trickle of this media cycle is just masterful.
Speaker 1: You know. I actually went to go see the movie
Speaker 1: The Wife with Glenn Close, not because I wanted to
Speaker 1: see it, because I wanted to check out the competition. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like out to get my god, You're
Speaker 1: like you're like big Red and bringing on. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: with like a camquarter. You're I'm very big, Red. I
Speaker 1: brought a camquarter into the wife. Yeah. The wife is
Speaker 1: Gabriela Unions. The wife is the Clovers. Yeah the yeah, great,
Speaker 1: Well Aliza, who's going to see the show and be
Speaker 1: like this is the wife. She's gonna storm out like Eliza. Wait,
Speaker 1: we met her, nice nice um while we're here in
Speaker 1: this beautiful, uh polish funeral home. I think gets time.
Speaker 1: I think it's time to bring out one special guest
Speaker 1: that we love. Good, it sounds good. We are going
Speaker 1: to We'll give it up for a Brooklyn comedy, not
Speaker 1: a comedy fests. All yeah, the Sam Elliott to our podcast.
Speaker 1: We have a very special guest. We've had her on
Speaker 1: multiple times lately. She's been busy working on other projects.
Speaker 1: She has a new movie coming out of Life Itself
Speaker 1: called Life Itself and also um, this actress is going
Speaker 1: to be taking the stage again soon. She is. Can't
Speaker 1: want to hear more about that. Her thoughts about you know,
Speaker 1: everything that's going on, everything that's going on. Please welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage. A net Benny Benning here, Thank you
Speaker 1: at Nette, Oh my gosh, thank you. They gave they
Speaker 1: gave you a Brooklyn comedy first. Isn't this the cutest thing?
Speaker 1: What are some of those sweet thank you? What are
Speaker 1: some of the party favors? Inside? There was said an
Speaker 1: admitt and some coffee there. I wish there was a
Speaker 1: scarf because the air conditioning is kind of following me around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been following you. Yeah, you know it it chases me.
Speaker 1: I got that. I got that sense. Yeah, or it's
Speaker 1: it's or it's the air is getting cooler, it's crisper.
Speaker 1: Well that to the weather first day of all, but
Speaker 1: following New York is the best. But maybe like the fall.
Speaker 1: You like the farmer's market. I love the farmer's market.
Speaker 1: I do kind of a crawl. You kind of go
Speaker 1: down the West Side Highway and we kind of pop
Speaker 1: into each little farmer's marketing are is that? What is
Speaker 1: that what you and Warren do like for fun? Or
Speaker 1: is husband? That is who I'm referring to. Piece the
Speaker 1: way it will come, I kind of do. I'm an
Speaker 1: early early riser, so I kind of like getting there
Speaker 1: with the apples kind of the first pick right right? What?
Speaker 1: What what time do you wake up? What's your routine? Like?
Speaker 1: Let us my routine. Yeah, well, I do five thirty
Speaker 1: bake up. I do kind of a morning sun salu
Speaker 1: tissue with a really beautiful window and my trum it
Speaker 1: kind of looks out and I do that. I put
Speaker 1: I I iced my face for two hours, so that's
Speaker 1: like eight. Yes, you're with it, and then eight o'clock
Speaker 1: I'll do coffee. I'll read the trades, Read the trades, variety.
Speaker 1: What are the good trades to read variety? Um A
Speaker 1: RP magazine, Yes, People Magazine, the trades, Um, Hollywood Insider,
Speaker 1: Hollywood Reporter, Town and Country. Yes, the good to see
Speaker 1: you now. And now you have to tell us about
Speaker 1: this new film life Itself. It's from the creator, written
Speaker 1: and directed by the guy who started this as us.
Speaker 1: Of course, got that lovely like crunchy, like you know, crisp,
Speaker 1: feel good vibe. There's also some path as to it,
Speaker 1: but it's mostly feel good, right, Like, um, what what
Speaker 1: what was that project? Like? Well, I don't want to
Speaker 1: spoil it. Sure, that's true, don't spoil it. As you've said,
Speaker 1: the star is born, which congratulations Bradley, right, I mean
Speaker 1: for young actors, it's encouraging, yeah, yeah, to be director
Speaker 1: behind the camera. Would you ever want to step behind
Speaker 1: the camera? Oh yes, yeah, yes, I've been trying for
Speaker 1: over forty years. But you know women in Hollywood, right,
Speaker 1: but no, Radley Cooper right when he wants to pick
Speaker 1: up that red camera, he totally can you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just how things kind of work. It's just harder, and
Speaker 1: it's so hard to hear that from you like a legend.
Speaker 1: And oh that's so sweet. Doesn't that people tell you that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really. I don't like to kind of enter
Speaker 1: that sort of Hollywood kind of circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't you just stay at home with your husband, Warren Beatty,
Speaker 1: that's my husband. Yes, yeah, you just want to stay
Speaker 1: away from the Hollywood circle and stay home with Warren Beatty,
Speaker 1: your husband over. I can smoke in the house, of course,
Speaker 1: spoke in the house. And I've always wondered how you
Speaker 1: feel about you know, some of these people maybe debuting
Speaker 1: into acting or just starting out, sort of cutting the
Speaker 1: prestige line. And you know, your m a Stone's getting
Speaker 1: an oscar when you might be able to, or you're
Speaker 1: the younger lady, young girls. Do you like anyone that's
Speaker 1: coming up? No, yeah, neither do we. It's not that
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just you know again I don't look
Speaker 1: in the circle. Yeah, but these girls names just kind
Speaker 1: of they're just thrown away. Yeah. You know you see
Speaker 1: Sir Sharonan and then you know she's in ten years.
Speaker 1: You don't know where she's going to be. Lucky for
Speaker 1: my career, right right, I think Searsha, she's got a
Speaker 1: huge movie coming out. I mean, Search is different, totally different.
Speaker 1: She's different. Dia who's in Diya. She's the starry of
Speaker 1: a lot of big movies. That name can't carry you
Speaker 1: for forty years. You're right now, that's that's true. That's
Speaker 1: a flash in the pan. That's a flash in the pan.
Speaker 1: And Nett Benning is timeless. It's very sweet. Yes, So
Speaker 1: this vodka diet pepsi. Yeah, well um and that uh.
Speaker 1: We are so thrilled that you're here. Best of luck,
Speaker 1: this this award seas thank you so much. Do you
Speaker 1: have just life itself? Right? Life itself? What else? What
Speaker 1: else are you working on? Oh? Lots of theater. I'm
Speaker 1: going back to the stage. He's going back to the stage.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be she's gonna be in all my son,
Speaker 1: what you live for? This kind of close. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you see the spitch. Could you maybe take us out
Speaker 1: with it with I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could
Speaker 1: you maybe take us out with a monologue from all
Speaker 1: my sun? Oh yes, I knew you'd be excited. Oh out,
Speaker 1: damn spot, How did I say? Wow? Run too? Why
Speaker 1: then tis time to do it? Fie my lord, fie
Speaker 1: um scene. That have a great show, And that was great.
Speaker 1: That wasn't net betting. She was phenomenator for an Oscar
Speaker 1: many todays, not that this is not her year. I
Speaker 1: can tell you something life itself. It's gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be bad. Movie. Well, I think it's finally
Speaker 1: time to start. And I don't think it's time to starting.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Now, yes, we're thrilled. So
Speaker 1: I think we are going to get open the show ourselves,
Speaker 1: Matt and I by showing everyone on. And I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Is if they are not familiar. Uh,
Speaker 1: there are two routes that all of our performers can
Speaker 1: take tonight. They can either give you a pre selected topic,
Speaker 1: something that they've thought out over you know, a long
Speaker 1: period of time. But consolidate to one minute, or they
Speaker 1: can pick from the trouball. Now, the trouball is actually
Speaker 1: a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be
Speaker 1: difficult to go negative on. Past um, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Troubaball topics include Julie Andrewsdra, Princess Diana, the Women Broadway US.
Speaker 1: I can tell you I put one name in the bowl.
Speaker 1: I put one name in the bowl that I feel
Speaker 1: really horrible about, and I hope it happened. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't, can't. I did not know about this. I
Speaker 1: just say I don't care about making fun of children
Speaker 1: that are dead. Apparently, throw away your Carresanna, you're I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. Should I go first because I
Speaker 1: have a prepared topic, and then no one is going
Speaker 1: to demo the the troll ball. I think that's that
Speaker 1: everyone give it for my friend Matt Rogers. Everybody, Matt
Speaker 1: Rodgers your pre selected. I don't think so honey starts
Speaker 1: right now. I don't think so, honey. The other gay
Speaker 1: at the View that got to me Kelly Clarkson and
Speaker 1: got to hug her and get free tickets to the concert. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me fucking tell you something. They said, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a surprise for Kelly Clarkson's biggest fan. I heard
Speaker 1: the rumbles and I got very excited because it is
Speaker 1: up jet to beleeve me. Did this other person does
Speaker 1: he google her every day? Has he seen her in
Speaker 1: concert nine times, one time, two times in a row
Speaker 1: and radio sitting music hall which I paid for both
Speaker 1: on one of her Sorry Weaker albums. No, I doubt
Speaker 1: that he did. But guess what, I haven't lost ninety
Speaker 1: pounds listening to her music because I've always looked like
Speaker 1: this fuck me right five seconds is trying to test me.
Speaker 1: Fuck you that other kid. I am mat Rogers, I
Speaker 1: am a bitch good and I will win. I will
Speaker 1: but get tickets to that fucking concert and I will
Speaker 1: meet her and I will not cry when I meet her,
Speaker 1: which one time I thought about meeting her and started
Speaker 1: weeping in my room. That's one minute and thirteen seconds. Wow,
Speaker 1: I had so much more to set. Oh my god, Uh,
Speaker 1: it is true, Matt Rodgers is we had to sit
Speaker 1: there and and we are on camera, and you can
Speaker 1: see the blood leave my face as this day stood
Speaker 1: up in front of me and said I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to meet you. I I listen to your music. You
Speaker 1: were with me on that treadmill every day, he said,
Speaker 1: which I thought was coded. What do you mean? I
Speaker 1: don't like that. That that the guy kid they picked
Speaker 1: to do it was a weight lost thing because they're
Speaker 1: always talking about Kelly's weight. It's like, shut up right,
Speaker 1: it's so sexist. But also like congratulations to Kyle Kyle Philbrick. Oh.
Speaker 1: Then then she says, I was thinking, maybe you want
Speaker 1: tickets to the concert, and he was like, okay, yeah, cool.
Speaker 1: She wanted to response out of him that he did
Speaker 1: not give her. He was cavalier as fuck. To her,
Speaker 1: it was that was so bad. I I could sense
Speaker 1: just emanating from you, fury, every every cork, every glue on,
Speaker 1: every sub atomic thing pouring out of Matt. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: I don't Also, I don't think so honey you because
Speaker 1: I felt that, because I don't think so honey you,
Speaker 1: because because you can watch the video of it, Bow
Speaker 1: and Yang is performing why next to me. Absolutely, I
Speaker 1: was coming to worming. I'm copying for that. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey time son. He was beautiful, nods like
Speaker 1: oh wow, because and I'm sitting next to him into agony.
Speaker 1: It would have been, look the optics, yesterday was your
Speaker 1: day anyway, stop stop. The optics of this would have been,
Speaker 1: look at this gay person pouring his heart out to
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson while these two other gays are fuming on
Speaker 1: like and you see you see the cameraman sort of
Speaker 1: drift away from my face because they're like that gay
Speaker 1: is not having it because it was disrespectful to me.
Speaker 1: My performative support was was for the both of us. Yeah, right, whatever.
Speaker 1: Then this is the last thing I'll say about it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I posted on my Instagram a picture a lost, horrified
Speaker 1: behind this gay, and then he commented on it a
Speaker 1: little shrugging emoji bitch Kylie love you. Um, you're welcome
Speaker 1: to He was actually kind of cute. Yeah that's cute. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's time for me to do trollball. What
Speaker 1: what do you think? What are you saying? It's time?
Speaker 1: Give it up from Ohm? I hope you draw a
Speaker 1: dead child for me. Oh no, imagine if it was
Speaker 1: the first one I put. Oh my god, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not okay. I'm wondering if this is gonna be
Speaker 1: ends like Climac dick. Oh, well, here we go. We're
Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna try it anyway you're I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Topic is a Star is Born and they're time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. A Star is Born with
Speaker 1: Chris Christofferson and that one You're a piece of ship
Speaker 1: trash movie. Every concert in the seventies was filled with
Speaker 1: white people with throes. I get it, like they could
Speaker 1: not find the only people of color in that movie
Speaker 1: are Barbara Streisand's backup singers in the first scene that
Speaker 1: you see her singing in the bar in it is
Speaker 1: a racel? Did someone say it is a strysan is
Speaker 1: phoning it in. She's letting the hair do the work.
Speaker 1: What did Chris Christofferson ever do before or after that
Speaker 1: bad two and a half hour long movie that got
Speaker 1: a thirty seven percent on raw Tomato ten seconds. It's facts, people,
Speaker 1: it's it sucks. It's bad. Um. Do not let that
Speaker 1: movie contextualized or a defer deter you from second new iteration,
Speaker 1: which is the movie of our lifetimes. No hyperbole. Please
Speaker 1: go see you Stars Born. We will be at a
Speaker 1: showing at the forty two Street AMC Theater October five, Thursday.
Speaker 1: Please join us. We'd love to see you there. This
Speaker 1: Mike standar is broken and that's one minute and ten seconds.
Speaker 1: I think, Um, you guys are truly welcome to come.
Speaker 1: We we want everyone in the world to come join
Speaker 1: us at this one screening of a Star is Born
Speaker 1: at the mc st Second Street and ten thirty on
Speaker 1: October four. Yes, please join us, Please come. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what was a rasure When we went to the
Speaker 1: view and that other gay won that ticket. That was
Speaker 1: a raser of me. Yeah, that was. And when a
Speaker 1: white gay and raises another white gay, it's, um, it's progress.
Speaker 1: It's it's a wash. That's what they call it in
Speaker 1: the dictionary. Wash what a white gay race? It's washed?
Speaker 1: Its like, um yeah, I was trying to come up
Speaker 1: with an example. With an example. It's it's like when
Speaker 1: uh Adam Rippond is famous for the Olympics and then
Speaker 1: everyone just forgets Gus ken Worth. No one's forgetting everyone knows.
Speaker 1: I don't think I think Us Kenworthy's doing fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we love you guys, love Gusum are we ready for
Speaker 1: some more? I don't think so, Honey, for the rest
Speaker 1: of the night. We are dating forty five people straight,
Speaker 1: no intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for her?
Speaker 1: Ready for the first group? Everyone, please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: This group is called Mary poppin her As. Welcome. Marsha Belski, Welcome,
Speaker 1: Joshua de Sean mccollis, Aaron Emmanuel Jackson called Uscola. Welcome.
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson is you're middle Emmanuel. Okay, please come to
Speaker 1: the day. It's Marshabouts, Marsha, Marha, Marha, Marha. Marsha's gonna
Speaker 1: be I am pre selected. Okay, this is Marshall. Because
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The Holocaust it was a bad.
Speaker 1: It was a bad. I don't think so. Like what
Speaker 1: I've heard of. I've heard of Netflix and Chill, but
Speaker 1: Netflix and killed the Jews. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Uh like whos gypsies. That's so weird. Hitler, you're not hot,
Speaker 1: you're not cute, You're rude. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Murder it's rude and I'm afraid of it. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. The Holocaust
Speaker 1: hold vibe and me having to go to museums my
Speaker 1: entire childhood every single year. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: DC is so pretty not anymore. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You never forget, But do you
Speaker 1: never forget? I don't think so. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: All I planned on was saying the Holocaust. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't think the honey, I love you taking down
Speaker 1: the Holocaust. Next, welcome Josh Sharp to the and a
Speaker 1: new shirt in a new shirt, grand debut this shirt.
Speaker 1: This is the big debut of the shirt. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much to us. Okay, here's the story. I think
Speaker 1: in two nights, I've slept four hours because I've been
Speaker 1: a real bad girl summer last till Halloween. You know, so,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a full on psychopath,
Speaker 1: and I think I must do troll pollow. The psycho
Speaker 1: made a psychopathic decision to do trouble. We're I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Trouble topic is Julia Roberts' time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Julia Robberts. I can even
Speaker 1: think of one of your movies now. Some people would
Speaker 1: say that's a commentary on me, but I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: If you're a pop icon, I should remember one of
Speaker 1: your movies right now, no matter how little sleep I've had.
Speaker 1: But I truly am not lying to you. I cannot
Speaker 1: think of one Julia Roberts movie right now. I cannot
Speaker 1: think of one, and that is on you. You have
Speaker 1: to bring culture to me. I'm gonna sit on my
Speaker 1: juicy butt and let it wash warm, spoiled milk. Julia,
Speaker 1: you must bring it to me. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are, Julia Roberts. I know you're a white. I'm
Speaker 1: not even trying picturing Julia Roberts in my head right now. Seconds.
Speaker 1: I fully think I'm thinking of an Hathaway, But I
Speaker 1: know who Julia Roberts is. Again, you might think this
Speaker 1: is on me, and I don't think so, honey. You
Speaker 1: know Julia, Oh pretty woman? Yeah? One minute, Josh sharp everyone,
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that was a journey. Is it weird that
Speaker 1: my my instinct was runaway bride? Mine was Aaron Brockovich.
Speaker 1: Here was what That's a fun one. But but Josh
Speaker 1: still can't picture Okay, I can't picture Julia Roberts. Crazy
Speaker 1: that's that's erasure. Everyone, please welcome. Ruby mccullisson. Yes, Ruby
Speaker 1: and Ruby. I think I know what this is, yuby.
Speaker 1: It's pre selected, it's pre selected, pre selected. Ruby mccollisters.
Speaker 1: I don't think someoney, Ready, I got a little sangle.
Speaker 1: This is Ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Money or
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: are sleeping with me and claim that my red hair
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the fact that they're attracted
Speaker 1: to me, bitch, the curtains match the motherfucking Joe rag
Speaker 1: or whatever. The rug and the curtains. The interior decorator
Speaker 1: wants both of them to be the same color. If
Speaker 1: you catch my drift, I'm on a date when the
Speaker 1: guy who claims, oh, he's color blind, we're in a
Speaker 1: post whatever, post objectification time. But I am itches away
Speaker 1: from your face and what the goddamn hell am I
Speaker 1: supposed to say? If you're not complimenting my eyes in
Speaker 1: my goddamn hair, get the funk out of here. Tell
Speaker 1: me five nice things about how I look? How tear
Speaker 1: these men? Scruby follows notable redhead Rachel Rature. Sure, everyone,
Speaker 1: please welcome Aaron Jackson air Babe. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: so far, great show. Um, and I'm gonna do the trollball?
Speaker 1: Who do that? Okay, Aaron you are? I don't think so, honey, trollball.
Speaker 1: Topic is the film Forest Club and your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Forrest Gump and this is true,
Speaker 1: that movie sucks. That movie sucks. That movie is three
Speaker 1: hours long. Tom Hanks gets an oscar, his second in
Speaker 1: two years, for playing somebody with a mental handicap after
Speaker 1: he plays a game. I don't think so, honey, Tom. Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Making Robin right then Penn sort
Speaker 1: of just be like, you know, like give her something
Speaker 1: to do, like she is it, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Um when like the big
Speaker 1: motif of your movie is a fucking feather, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I don't think so, honey. Shawsh Inger
Speaker 1: Dungeon also came out that year, Way better, Way better movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's the boys movie, like with lots
Speaker 1: of boys in it, But sometimes that can still be
Speaker 1: a story of power seconds. I don't think so funny
Speaker 1: for Scoff that would be sucks. The nineties, So were
Speaker 1: they were blind? That's what rule number nine of culture
Speaker 1: in the ninety nine they were blind? They were blind?
Speaker 1: Was that the statement blind blind blinds so evocative. Now
Speaker 1: please welcome cute cute like good pants, good shoes, work pants,
Speaker 1: work pants. So Cole, what are we doing? Are we
Speaker 1: doing a pre sight the topic or are we in
Speaker 1: fact doing the trouball. Let's do the let's do the
Speaker 1: troball that Okay, this will be good. Okay, Cola Scola,
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is Julianna Margulis
Speaker 1: And every time starts now, I don't think so. Julianna Margulies,
Speaker 1: who didn't want to get her hair straightened for each
Speaker 1: season of The Good Wife. So she had a wig.
Speaker 1: All right, we're supposed to believe that on Tuesday morning
Speaker 1: at the end of season five she went home with
Speaker 1: one hairstyll and she shows up the next season It's
Speaker 1: Tuesday night with a completely different wig, also also with
Speaker 1: because and this is why she showed up with a
Speaker 1: different wig. She'd clearly had some work done in the interim,
Speaker 1: which is fine, you know, Hollywood's hard on women. But
Speaker 1: the banks had to cover her eye that was like this,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Julianna Margulie's but
Speaker 1: just crying is not acting. You know, how dare you
Speaker 1: stand there next to Christine Baranski and have that the
Speaker 1: master shot you bitch five seconds? That is you are
Speaker 1: undoing everything that everyone in my family has em That's alright,
Speaker 1: that is Skola Eraser, Eraser, thank you for the screw,
Speaker 1: Mary Poppin, Marta Josh harp Bring called Sara up to
Speaker 1: a rollicking star. Two takedowns of beloved award winning actresses
Speaker 1: thus far. Now let's please wellow our next group they're
Speaker 1: called Actress round Table. Makes some voice for Francesco Ramsey.
Speaker 1: Give it up, Rachel when it's thank you, Genevy van Yellow,
Speaker 1: that's Nicole silver Bar and finally give it up for
Speaker 1: iowat Debburry. Oh, I'm very thrilled to welcome Francesca Ramsey
Speaker 1: to the BYRD. Her very first, I don't think so, honey. Down, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this is Trenchsa Ramsey's I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Those scammy pho I RST phone calls that are blowing
Speaker 1: on my phone. I have been contacted by the I
Speaker 1: R S. And those motherfucker's sent me a mail. They
Speaker 1: sent me somebody had to motherfucking sign for they were
Speaker 1: not calling my house. Okay, So I decided to entertain
Speaker 1: this motherfucker the other day and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so scary, it's so scary. And then he had
Speaker 1: the nerd to tell me to suck his dick. You
Speaker 1: called to me to scam me, and now you want
Speaker 1: me to suck your dick. Scond we now? And then
Speaker 1: you know what, here's the thing. You think, who's gonna
Speaker 1: fall for this? I'm gonna tell you whos gonna fall
Speaker 1: for this. Grandma's your grandma, your grandma, and I wood
Speaker 1: be damned if somebody's gonna scam my grandma. And it's
Speaker 1: not me seconds because real top I will say nice
Speaker 1: things about her when she's dead, But that bitch is
Speaker 1: a bitch, and I would like to be the only
Speaker 1: one that steals money from my grandma, not some scammy
Speaker 1: dude pretending to be from the I R S with
Speaker 1: a thick ass accent and whatever accent you were thinking of,
Speaker 1: it's sucking racist. And wow, watch your grandmother if they
Speaker 1: could be flying for scams, scams galore glories. Look up
Speaker 1: Rachel and get up for the look. Wow wow, wow,
Speaker 1: pulled a look for you. Is it going to be
Speaker 1: the trouble thank you, the troball or is it the
Speaker 1: top top? Well? I really have to speak my mind tonight,
Speaker 1: so it's pre select speak your mind. This is Rachel Wits.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Brianka Chopra marrying Nick Jonas.
Speaker 1: What I mean? I know love is love is love
Speaker 1: is love, but this love is fucking bullshit. And everybody
Speaker 1: knows that Brianka Chopra is the most beautiful, glamorous, tall
Speaker 1: I assume woman on the planet. And Nick Jonas is
Speaker 1: from New Jersey. She was at the royal wedding. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas has been?
Speaker 1: To zero? Because boy from Wycoff, New Jersey don't go
Speaker 1: to royal wedding. I can say this because I'm from
Speaker 1: New Jersey and I'm fucking trash. Rianka Choper was in
Speaker 1: the most amazing one hour drama Quantico Best Shot Chuanica.
Speaker 1: You can stream that ship on netlick and what is
Speaker 1: Nick Judas done? The concert version? That ship was fine,
Speaker 1: and that's I will say this. If there's anyone I'm
Speaker 1: least surprised to find out watch this Quantico it is
Speaker 1: you're a Quantico type of girl. And she just finished
Speaker 1: marathon ng Mottart in the jungle. That's the world. She's
Speaker 1: then everyone, we are honored to welcome Genevieve. Ya started
Speaker 1: to the god, Oh my god, the star is born.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to sing along. Ten thirty AMC forty square.
Speaker 1: We picked the worst year works. Okay, thank you, thank you, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. It's a pre select. I have something very
Speaker 1: maje to get off my dong chests let her dog chest.
Speaker 1: This is Jenny Vaniela. I don't think so, honey. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. God, what
Speaker 1: is she doing? I don't like calling women crazy, but
Speaker 1: she's acting truly wild. What more ted cruise but holes.
Speaker 1: But she's going to give us these ethereal figures and
Speaker 1: then we're going gets tough at the crack. She's going
Speaker 1: to tie us off with a smelly knot. Holes. They're insane.
Speaker 1: What is she doing buttholes, highs and lows buttholes. And
Speaker 1: then she gave us dogs amazing, dogs are good, y'all
Speaker 1: left dogs. Then she gave us greyhound dogs. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: That is insane? Who has a greyhound dog? Good? They're disgusting,
Speaker 1: They're too skinny, they're fast. I'm bodying greyhound dogs. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Alcohol amazing? Who likes alcohol? Yes, very
Speaker 1: cool of her. But then she gave us a two
Speaker 1: hot take disgusting. I'm so sorry. Who has tasted wine?
Speaker 1: The first sip disgusting? It is steaky. One seconds wine
Speaker 1: is dead fruit JITs. You heard it here first? It
Speaker 1: is nasty. Why do we have wine to forget about
Speaker 1: our smelly not god? You have freak foot out one wine? Okay,
Speaker 1: I very nearly almost sin by. I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey on prosecco. Prosecco, it's disgusting. It's like I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, I was like sucking shit.
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Wait, it's like, hello, what am I? Why
Speaker 1: don't just order a headache? Rule number rule number fifty
Speaker 1: nine of culture. Wine is dead fruit. Wine is dead fruit.
Speaker 1: Tend Tonello just contributed a rule of culture. Everyone another
Speaker 1: person who I wouldn't be surprised to find out watch
Speaker 1: this quantico. I say that because she is a public
Speaker 1: and proud Gray's anatomy stand. Oh yes, yeah, yes, my
Speaker 1: hat says, give Sandra and Emmy. Yes that is what
Speaker 1: this hat says. Yeah, I feel like this is the
Speaker 1: right venue. Um, I've got something basic, but I'm doing
Speaker 1: pre selected. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Drake texting Billy Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1: I disclaimer. Everyone's all up in arms about this, but
Speaker 1: no one gives a shit about r Kelly doing way
Speaker 1: worse because his victims are black. That is a separate thing.
Speaker 1: And everyone's just like, oh my god, Drake, why are
Speaker 1: you texting a white British child? But she's been she's fourteen,
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend is eighteens. That is the same. I'm
Speaker 1: twenty seven and I can't find anything to talk about
Speaker 1: with the twenty five year old? Are you talking about
Speaker 1: with a fourteen year old? We talk about boys? Oh? Really?
Speaker 1: Anything in that whole orbit is my enemy. Drake has
Speaker 1: a massive e go. Why does a fourteen year old
Speaker 1: have a cellphone? I had to win into fifteen even
Speaker 1: though everyone else had one, and it was not fair.
Speaker 1: Everyone needs to tell Drake that just because he's beloved
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that he can just text children. And she
Speaker 1: loves She is really pretty though she's old for her age,
Speaker 1: and that's what I love that they were like like
Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown was like, everyone stopped teasing me about
Speaker 1: my relationship. It's like, girl, we're helping you. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was how it started. YU. No, they cannot be texting?
Speaker 1: Is his girlfriend eighteen? Oh Jesus Christ, I don't think so, honey, Drake, Drake, no, no,
Speaker 1: now please, it makes me really mad. Now it's upsetting. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's bring up to the bike. I dem what if
Speaker 1: the shirt say I ow? The shirt says daddy's little daddy,
Speaker 1: little Daddy. Yeah, come on, daddy, this little daddy thoughts
Speaker 1: on you know, troub V. So I actually was going
Speaker 1: to speak about the Millie Bobby Brown industrial complex, and
Speaker 1: so I think it's only you. Absolutely no, I gotta
Speaker 1: do the gota. Here we go. Okay, this is for
Speaker 1: this group. I don't think so, honey. Topic is Gray's anatomy.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I absolutely do not think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy and that's been on air force. I want
Speaker 1: to say two d and four season. It's too much,
Speaker 1: it's too long, get it off air. Giving a spin
Speaker 1: off for God's Things. They tried to do a spin
Speaker 1: up and it didn't work. It's not a side. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I don't think so. Honestly, Shonda
Speaker 1: Rhymes trapping sort of you know, the Nightly Beautifully because
Speaker 1: she's a black woman and we love her, but sort
Speaker 1: of banigly like this talented actors in this sort of
Speaker 1: like three more texts of a hospital trapping Sandra all
Speaker 1: for years and years and years, and then when she
Speaker 1: got free, you know, she got to do like under
Speaker 1: the Tuscan Sun, which is like great and a service,
Speaker 1: but also like I needed more from Sandra, you know what.
Speaker 1: I you know, I needed more. Um, I don't think
Speaker 1: so hospital dramas maybe for two long you know what,
Speaker 1: It's the only show my mom watches and I want
Speaker 1: to talk to her about more TV. Mom made it
Speaker 1: personal at the end, Wow it up for Actress round Table.
Speaker 1: Francesca ran over every Wow, that's so funny. Grace, don't
Speaker 1: he has come up a lot today. It's come up
Speaker 1: a lot. We We saw a gift today of Sandro
Speaker 1: eating too hot dogs. Remember that episode where they eat
Speaker 1: hot dogs. It's not that good. It's not all right.
Speaker 1: Welcome our next group. They are called Fashion Darling. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Child Johnson, for Molly Austin, Marie Foustin,
Speaker 1: for Christie Chello, Christie shock Over, Hello, Lenny when the
Speaker 1: glitter Fannie Path bring Denton, Oh my god, freak. First
Speaker 1: of all, congratulations big yes, and I have a prepared
Speaker 1: one because I got shot on my mind. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, white women are. I'm happy to say it.
Speaker 1: I got white woman by a white woman two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: The bitch works for the Huffington Post. Fuck her. And
Speaker 1: if y'all don't want to know what being white woman means,
Speaker 1: that's for example of like a white woman's running for
Speaker 1: president and y'all bitch is both the sexual predator into
Speaker 1: the office. That getting fucking white woman, all right, I
Speaker 1: fucking I. This woman interviewed me, asked me about Louis C.
Speaker 1: K right, and then wrote in the article a comedian
Speaker 1: named Joey l We're not gonna use the rest of
Speaker 1: her name fear a professional repercussious bitch. How many joy
Speaker 1: els do you think are in the fucking world? I
Speaker 1: believe that, let alone in comedy work out the fucking
Speaker 1: seller bit shop up. Put my social Security number and
Speaker 1: address and blood type and the ship because guess what
Speaker 1: I said? What the funk I said taking ownership line?
Speaker 1: Come on, twit't fucking believe that that was crazy? All right?
Speaker 1: Give it the funk up, Dolly with the look, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much? Thank you know. What are you thinking? Well,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go I think I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with what I know. Okay, to go with
Speaker 1: what you know? This is Molly Austin. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Man of your time starts now. I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin. Yes, the drugs, yes, no
Speaker 1: pretting up. But mostly I don't like when blondes date blonde.
Speaker 1: They're the hardest group to tell apart. I don't like
Speaker 1: when two blondes hang out with more, but I don't
Speaker 1: like one blonde hangs out with another blonde and now
Speaker 1: you're gonna procreate. No, no, your children are not going
Speaker 1: to surprive the depletion of the ozone layer. So I
Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey, you're gonna have to dip your
Speaker 1: baby in a vat of SPF. It's no good. It's
Speaker 1: no good. They look like the siblings from the Children
Speaker 1: of the Corn. Okay, I don't think so, honey. They
Speaker 1: look less like a couple gearing up to reproduce and
Speaker 1: more like a little girl. Description of ghosts in the
Speaker 1: attic second. Okay, thin pale blonde. Blonde is the most
Speaker 1: popular hair color of ghosts all the time time. I
Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey. Five seconds, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I like that. It's actually a rule of
Speaker 1: culture number thirteen. Blonde is the most popular hair color
Speaker 1: of ghosts. You see many ghosts with that hair color.
Speaker 1: Anything trend right now? Everyone, welcome Marie Fausta. Bursday weekend,
Speaker 1: Burthday weekend, Burthday weekend. Okay, you see what my boys
Speaker 1: sounds like? Birthday week all right? How do we feel
Speaker 1: re trouble and the pre selectiveness? Okay, So last night
Speaker 1: was a lot of like cocaine and molly. So I
Speaker 1: didn't prepare anything, but I'm not you're not about the
Speaker 1: trip me with that bowl. I thought about it while
Speaker 1: I was back there, and I'm gonna do something that
Speaker 1: I did not prepare. But Marie faustons, I don't think
Speaker 1: so many her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Men with bad dick and high self esteem? Where is
Speaker 1: that I'm in from? Your dick is trash? How dare
Speaker 1: you not pay the whole check when all of them
Speaker 1: get drunk? You should be paying a check for the
Speaker 1: table next to us. Your dick is terrible. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Like you go down there and just
Speaker 1: lab Do you think I'm gonna sit on your dick?
Speaker 1: Couple manutes, I don't think so, honey. I don't need
Speaker 1: to work out that bad. I'm skinny. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I also don't think so, honey. Women who fake it
Speaker 1: in the bedroom because you are think these men with
Speaker 1: terrible penis confidence that they don't deserve it. Samoya, to
Speaker 1: understand that you got pre requisite pussy because you got
Speaker 1: you think he's gonna he's gonna think that other women
Speaker 1: like that because you bet it. I'm not an actress
Speaker 1: and that's one manute. Women, Stop faking it, Stop baking it.
Speaker 1: You're making these men with beat Dick have the confidence
Speaker 1: Marie Felted and now welcome to my Chris pretty Cello, Christie,
Speaker 1: Christie Cello. However that talk to us about what you
Speaker 1: are thinking. I'm thinking, I'm gonna go in. I love
Speaker 1: who do that? Okay is wow? Okay, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: Christie Cello. I don't think so honey. Topic is Samuel L. Jackson. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think no honey, Damuel L. Jackson, because snakes
Speaker 1: on a plane, no, thank you, There are never thinks
Speaker 1: on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because honestly,
Speaker 1: you're getting really old and I just don't really think
Speaker 1: you're that great of an actor, even though your iconic. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because um, honestly,
Speaker 1: I would like to be in a lot of movies
Speaker 1: and I'm not Samuel L. Jackson. So I don't think
Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson because I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson. Daniel Jaxon, Wow,
Speaker 1: the most successful I don't think so honey, which was
Speaker 1: really just a repeating of the topic. I love it.
Speaker 1: She knows he is iconic despite being fine. That was
Speaker 1: a good read. That was great. Get it up for
Speaker 1: Chrissy shaw Oh, I like the top. Thank you it's
Speaker 1: from Target. Wait. Wait, the gay at the view wore
Speaker 1: a jacket from Target for him for that do for him.
Speaker 1: I'm not showing for you. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: great jacket. Retail shaning has no place here. Retail sha
Speaker 1: has no place here. Now, Chrissie, what's it gonna be?
Speaker 1: Tell us, well, I'm famously a trouble bitch, but tonight
Speaker 1: I am prettes selected creasy shacklebirds. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: or time starts now. I don't think so honey. Pop
Speaker 1: covers up Disney songs. We don't need the Dannie Lovato
Speaker 1: covering let it Go from Frozen. Even toddlers that were
Speaker 1: obsessed with that song, We're like, it sounds a little
Speaker 1: too baby ish for me. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Alessia Carra covering how far I'll go from Juanna? Okay,
Speaker 1: no offense, Lessia Cara. You are talented, but you are
Speaker 1: like if a choker necklace came to life. And was like,
Speaker 1: I want to make music. I'll think so, honey. Christina
Speaker 1: Aguilera covering Reflection from Mulan cover suck and so does
Speaker 1: the music video. You've got Christina Aguilera with the short
Speaker 1: blonde hair cut looking like a platinum Reba McIntire singing
Speaker 1: about her reflection and when she looks in the pond,
Speaker 1: it's move on. Something's not right here. Let's celebrate the
Speaker 1: storytellers who bring the songs to life, like La Salanga
Speaker 1: who sang reflection in the Origin A movie And that's
Speaker 1: why man celebrate, celebrate, Chris give it up for fashion
Speaker 1: doing off Cello Shackleford out sending oh my God. Forever.
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