1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why and look 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: over there? How is that larger? Yes? Goodness ESAs calling wow? 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: How is everyone doing tonight? Great? So listen, who here 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: listens to the podcast called Last Culture stating very cool? 5 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: Lucky us we get to connect with fail Wow here 6 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 1: does not listen to the podcast makes some noise right welcome, 7 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: like a lower ball like the men don't really don't listen? Wow? 8 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: Yeah that was That was a higher timber than we're 9 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: used to. I agree. I'm so basically, you guys, this 10 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: is Last Culturesa's presents. I don't think so, honey, which 11 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: is basically we're gonna have well it's supposed to be fifty. 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: But you know what, guys, five dropouts, five five comedians 13 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: are going to come up that beautiful number forty five. Um, 14 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: they're gonna come up and do one minute rants on 15 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 1: something in pop culture that they just you know, they 16 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: wanna they want to attack. They want to attack it. 17 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: It's getting their goats. It's getting their goat really just 18 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: grinding their gear. What's another g alliteration? We can come 19 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: up with, um other g alliteration. Um, it's gnarling their Uh, 20 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: they're gonads they're going, it's gnarling their gonads. I bravely 21 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: went for a silent g Yeah that was cool. Uh 22 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: and so I thought it was really cool. It's so cool. 23 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: I can't wait to do this. We've had We've had 24 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: a fun week, haven't we. We've had quite a fun week, 25 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: um bone. And I got to go to a taping 26 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: of The View. Yeah, that was fun. The View is 27 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: my favorite show. I watched it every day. And here's 28 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: my breakdown of The View. Best energy, Sonny hostess best. 29 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 1: She had the best energy and the crew loves the 30 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: crew was very obsessed with the now she buys them 31 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: Christmas gift. Yeah. She looks people in the eyes when 32 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: she talks to them. She was the only one who 33 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: cared at all about the crowd. That brings me to 34 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: the second person I like to address, which is Whoopee. 35 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: Whoopee was the most classic. She was asked what she 36 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: thought of a dance contest and she said, and like quote, 37 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship about that. To the participants faces, 38 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: it was an audience dance contest. They were trying to 39 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: keep the ball in the air and keep the energy 40 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: going during the commercial breaks. These two lovely suburban women 41 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 1: to dance, and Whoopee said to them, I don't give 42 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 1: a shit about that. I don't give a ship. Not 43 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: even did she say it at them or to them. 44 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,839 Speaker 1: A producer asked, Whoopee, did you watch and she said, 45 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about that. She ripped up 46 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: her index cards every break, every break she she regressively 47 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,679 Speaker 1: ripped up the cards. She doesn't give a fun. I 48 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: don't know best props, best props. Joy has a hand fan. Yeah, 49 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: she had a little electrical hand fan. Yeah, what are those? 50 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: What's the function of that? Like? Why would be? I 51 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: think I think I can answer that directly and confidently. 52 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:26,399 Speaker 1: I think the function of the fan was to become cooler. Sure, yeah, 53 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: there's like a more elegant way to do that, I 54 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: mean like hand fan like that. Yes, like keep it 55 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: Asian and do the it's actually rule of number, rule 56 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: of culture number forty nine. Keeping Asian. It is Kelly 57 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: Joe here, she'll get that down. Keep wow. Wait wait, 58 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: but best dressed snatched a lot to work with. They 59 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: put her in like a like, like what was she wearing? 60 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: What would you would you describe that? She had a 61 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: sling back. Still, it's the only way I can describe 62 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: her ship swing back, stiletto and like like an Avril 63 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: Levine tie. Am I wrong? No? She was like it 64 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: was Ellen on the top like a vest in a tie. 65 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: It was Ellen on the top and Huntsman on the bottom. Yeah, 66 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: just combining to you daytime juggernauts, Abby Huntsman who doesn't 67 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: give a funk about the view. Great, this is not 68 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: my family. I mean that I don't have more to 69 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: talk about with the view. I have more to talk 70 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: about that in the stand. Also, you guys, by the 71 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: time this episode comes out, oh my god, our lives 72 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: will have changed because we'll have seen a certain film 73 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: A Star is Born, Star is Born A bad watches 74 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: that diven the grod see and that's their response to 75 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 1: that was much Oh it's fine, what are you saying? 76 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: I had taken zero SIPs of it too, damn. We 77 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: can share with the response to that was much better 78 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: than when we just saying don't cry out lest okay, 79 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: we thought it was going to be a good idea. 80 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: Can I say something, lady gob I did us dirty 81 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: because we actually have been saying can't wait for this 82 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: show because we're definitely going to sing that song from 83 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: the trailer on stage, Yes, shallow Shallot from the movie 84 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 1: Our Star is Born, but she is withholding there, withholding it. 85 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: It's it's awful, we can't wait. And just the trailers 86 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: we've watched inducing chill inducing. Um, like, what are some scenes? Okay, okay, um, 87 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: you want what you want to be? God, I'll be 88 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: Bradley really yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is I'm 89 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: like shocked and honor that you're gonna let me be 90 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 1: God's all right. Okay, Um, you're very rooms. So I 91 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: don't write my own songs. N No, because I'm just 92 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: not confident. Why won't you be confident? Well, because every 93 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: single person that I've encountered in the music industry, I said, 94 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: they like the way I sound, but they don't like 95 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: the way I look. I love the way you look. 96 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: You're right, my nose is very big, my nose is 97 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 1: very big. And they say, my nose is very big. 98 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: You got a lucky nose, lucky nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, 99 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: my nose has My nose has not made me Oh 100 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: my gosh, I don't touch your nose. Oh my god, 101 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: black happen tip to the women pools? Good Lord, I 102 00:06:54,240 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: feel like I'm dying. Oh one more, just one more? Wait? 103 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: But hold on now? Can I be brad? This is 104 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: how versus how we are? Um ready? Oh my god, 105 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: it's so amazing. You are the Sam Elliott too, our 106 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: Bradley Tooper and Yaga okay, wow, Sam Elliott light. And 107 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: that's the cinematographer Matthew lie Batique. I know to fucking 108 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: much about this movie. He shot black sway all right, 109 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: you're you're Bradly ungog all ready? Why what oursh home? 110 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: Taking another look at your ah? Oh wait, can you 111 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: can you? Can you even gag that today? Can you 112 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: a new one? There was a new clip. There was 113 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: a new clip released a new tube. It said one 114 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: day ago, which I think means that really they put 115 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 1: it out yesterday. Then that's what that means. And it 116 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: shows her singing the tune more of it. Oh my god, 117 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: this is the trickle of this media cycle is just masterful. 118 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: You know. I actually went to go see the movie 119 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: The Wife with Glenn Close, not because I wanted to 120 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: see it, because I wanted to check out the competition. Yeah. 121 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: So now I'm like out to get my god, You're 122 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 1: like you're like big Red and bringing on. Yeah, that's 123 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 1: with like a camquarter. You're I'm very big, Red. I 124 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,719 Speaker 1: brought a camquarter into the wife. Yeah. The wife is 125 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 1: Gabriela Unions. The wife is the Clovers. Yeah the yeah, great, 126 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 1: Well Aliza, who's going to see the show and be 127 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: like this is the wife. She's gonna storm out like Eliza. Wait, 128 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 1: we met her, nice nice um while we're here in 129 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 1: this beautiful, uh polish funeral home. I think gets time. 130 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: I think it's time to bring out one special guest 131 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: that we love. Good, it sounds good. We are going 132 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,319 Speaker 1: to We'll give it up for a Brooklyn comedy, not 133 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 1: a comedy fests. All yeah, the Sam Elliott to our podcast. 134 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: We have a very special guest. We've had her on 135 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: multiple times lately. She's been busy working on other projects. 136 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: She has a new movie coming out of Life Itself 137 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 1: called Life Itself and also um, this actress is going 138 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 1: to be taking the stage again soon. She is. Can't 139 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: want to hear more about that. Her thoughts about you know, 140 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: everything that's going on, everything that's going on. Please welcome 141 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 1: to the stage. A net Benny Benning here, Thank you 142 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: at Nette, Oh my gosh, thank you. They gave they 143 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,560 Speaker 1: gave you a Brooklyn comedy first. Isn't this the cutest thing? 144 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: What are some of those sweet thank you? What are 145 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: some of the party favors? Inside? There was said an 146 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,599 Speaker 1: admitt and some coffee there. I wish there was a 147 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: scarf because the air conditioning is kind of following me around. Yeah, 148 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,079 Speaker 1: it's been following you. Yeah, you know it it chases me. 149 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: I got that. I got that sense. Yeah, or it's 150 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: it's or it's the air is getting cooler, it's crisper. 151 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 1: Well that to the weather first day of all, but 152 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: following New York is the best. But maybe like the fall. 153 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 1: You like the farmer's market. I love the farmer's market. 154 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: I do kind of a crawl. You kind of go 155 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: down the West Side Highway and we kind of pop 156 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,559 Speaker 1: into each little farmer's marketing are is that? What is 157 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: that what you and Warren do like for fun? Or 158 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 1: is husband? That is who I'm referring to. Piece the 159 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: way it will come, I kind of do. I'm an 160 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: early early riser, so I kind of like getting there 161 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,599 Speaker 1: with the apples kind of the first pick right right? What? 162 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: What what time do you wake up? What's your routine? Like? 163 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,680 Speaker 1: Let us my routine. Yeah, well, I do five thirty 164 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 1: bake up. I do kind of a morning sun salu 165 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: tissue with a really beautiful window and my trum it 166 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: kind of looks out and I do that. I put 167 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 1: I I iced my face for two hours, so that's 168 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: like eight. Yes, you're with it, and then eight o'clock 169 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 1: I'll do coffee. I'll read the trades, Read the trades, variety. 170 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:19,439 Speaker 1: What are the good trades to read variety? Um A 171 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: RP magazine, Yes, People Magazine, the trades, Um, Hollywood Insider, 172 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: Hollywood Reporter, Town and Country. Yes, the good to see 173 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: you now. And now you have to tell us about 174 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: this new film life Itself. It's from the creator, written 175 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 1: and directed by the guy who started this as us. 176 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: Of course, got that lovely like crunchy, like you know, crisp, 177 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: feel good vibe. There's also some path as to it, 178 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 1: but it's mostly feel good, right, Like, um, what what 179 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 1: what was that project? Like? Well, I don't want to 180 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: spoil it. Sure, that's true, don't spoil it. As you've said, 181 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: the star is born, which congratulations Bradley, right, I mean 182 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,199 Speaker 1: for young actors, it's encouraging, yeah, yeah, to be director 183 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 1: behind the camera. Would you ever want to step behind 184 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: the camera? Oh yes, yeah, yes, I've been trying for 185 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: over forty years. But you know women in Hollywood, right, 186 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:23,319 Speaker 1: but no, Radley Cooper right when he wants to pick 187 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: up that red camera, he totally can you know, Yeah, 188 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: just how things kind of work. It's just harder, and 189 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: it's so hard to hear that from you like a legend. 190 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: And oh that's so sweet. Doesn't that people tell you that? Yeah, 191 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 1: I don't really. I don't like to kind of enter 192 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,640 Speaker 1: that sort of Hollywood kind of circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 193 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,079 Speaker 1: Don't you just stay at home with your husband, Warren Beatty, 194 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: that's my husband. Yes, yeah, you just want to stay 195 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: away from the Hollywood circle and stay home with Warren Beatty, 196 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: your husband over. I can smoke in the house, of course, 197 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: spoke in the house. And I've always wondered how you 198 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 1: feel about you know, some of these people maybe debuting 199 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: into acting or just starting out, sort of cutting the 200 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 1: prestige line. And you know, your m a Stone's getting 201 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 1: an oscar when you might be able to, or you're 202 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: the younger lady, young girls. Do you like anyone that's 203 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: coming up? No, yeah, neither do we. It's not that 204 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: I don't. It's just you know again I don't look 205 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: in the circle. Yeah, but these girls names just kind 206 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: of they're just thrown away. Yeah. You know you see 207 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 1: Sir Sharonan and then you know she's in ten years. 208 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,959 Speaker 1: You don't know where she's going to be. Lucky for 209 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: my career, right right, I think Searsha, she's got a 210 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: huge movie coming out. I mean, Search is different, totally different. 211 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,679 Speaker 1: She's different. Dia who's in Diya. She's the starry of 212 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: a lot of big movies. That name can't carry you 213 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: for forty years. You're right now, that's that's true. That's 214 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: a flash in the pan. That's a flash in the pan. 215 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:02,679 Speaker 1: And Nett Benning is timeless. It's very sweet. Yes, So 216 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:08,160 Speaker 1: this vodka diet pepsi. Yeah, well um and that uh. 217 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: We are so thrilled that you're here. Best of luck, 218 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 1: this this award seas thank you so much. Do you 219 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: have just life itself? Right? Life itself? What else? What 220 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 1: else are you working on? Oh? Lots of theater. I'm 221 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: going back to the stage. He's going back to the stage. 222 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 1: She's gonna be she's gonna be in all my son, 223 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 1: what you live for? This kind of close. Yeah, you know, 224 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: you see the spitch. Could you maybe take us out 225 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: with it with I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could 226 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: you maybe take us out with a monologue from all 227 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: my sun? Oh yes, I knew you'd be excited. Oh out, 228 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: damn spot, How did I say? Wow? Run too? Why 229 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 1: then tis time to do it? Fie my lord, fie 230 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: um scene. That have a great show, And that was great. 231 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 1: That wasn't net betting. She was phenomenator for an Oscar 232 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 1: many todays, not that this is not her year. I 233 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 1: can tell you something life itself. It's gonna be bad. 234 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: It's gonna be bad. Movie. Well, I think it's finally 235 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: time to start. And I don't think it's time to starting. 236 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Now, yes, we're thrilled. So 237 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: I think we are going to get open the show ourselves, 238 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,560 Speaker 1: Matt and I by showing everyone on. And I don't 239 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Is if they are not familiar. Uh, 240 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: there are two routes that all of our performers can 241 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: take tonight. They can either give you a pre selected topic, 242 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: something that they've thought out over you know, a long 243 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 1: period of time. But consolidate to one minute, or they 244 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 1: can pick from the trouball. Now, the trouball is actually 245 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be 246 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: difficult to go negative on. Past um, I don't think so, honey, 247 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: Troubaball topics include Julie Andrewsdra, Princess Diana, the Women Broadway US. 248 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: I can tell you I put one name in the bowl. 249 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: I put one name in the bowl that I feel 250 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 1: really horrible about, and I hope it happened. Oh my god, 251 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: I don't, can't. I did not know about this. I 252 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: just say I don't care about making fun of children 253 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 1: that are dead. Apparently, throw away your Carresanna, you're I 254 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. Should I go first because I 255 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: have a prepared topic, and then no one is going 256 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 1: to demo the the troll ball. I think that's that 257 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: everyone give it for my friend Matt Rogers. Everybody, Matt 258 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: Rodgers your pre selected. I don't think so honey starts 259 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 1: right now. I don't think so, honey. The other gay 260 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 1: at the View that got to me Kelly Clarkson and 261 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: got to hug her and get free tickets to the concert. Oh, 262 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: let me fucking tell you something. They said, there's gonna 263 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 1: be a surprise for Kelly Clarkson's biggest fan. I heard 264 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: the rumbles and I got very excited because it is 265 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: up jet to beleeve me. Did this other person does 266 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 1: he google her every day? Has he seen her in 267 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,119 Speaker 1: concert nine times, one time, two times in a row 268 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 1: and radio sitting music hall which I paid for both 269 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 1: on one of her Sorry Weaker albums. No, I doubt 270 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: that he did. But guess what, I haven't lost ninety 271 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:30,200 Speaker 1: pounds listening to her music because I've always looked like 272 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: this fuck me right five seconds is trying to test me. 273 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 1: Fuck you that other kid. I am mat Rogers, I 274 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,360 Speaker 1: am a bitch good and I will win. I will 275 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,120 Speaker 1: but get tickets to that fucking concert and I will 276 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: meet her and I will not cry when I meet her, 277 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,359 Speaker 1: which one time I thought about meeting her and started 278 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 1: weeping in my room. That's one minute and thirteen seconds. Wow, 279 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 1: I had so much more to set. Oh my god, Uh, 280 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: it is true, Matt Rodgers is we had to sit 281 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:08,399 Speaker 1: there and and we are on camera, and you can 282 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: see the blood leave my face as this day stood 283 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 1: up in front of me and said I'm so excited 284 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: to meet you. I I listen to your music. You 285 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,880 Speaker 1: were with me on that treadmill every day, he said, 286 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,159 Speaker 1: which I thought was coded. What do you mean? I 287 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,880 Speaker 1: don't like that. That that the guy kid they picked 288 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,680 Speaker 1: to do it was a weight lost thing because they're 289 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 1: always talking about Kelly's weight. It's like, shut up right, 290 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: it's so sexist. But also like congratulations to Kyle Kyle Philbrick. Oh. 291 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,880 Speaker 1: Then then she says, I was thinking, maybe you want 292 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: tickets to the concert, and he was like, okay, yeah, cool. 293 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: She wanted to response out of him that he did 294 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: not give her. He was cavalier as fuck. To her, 295 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 1: it was that was so bad. I I could sense 296 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 1: just emanating from you, fury, every every cork, every glue on, 297 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 1: every sub atomic thing pouring out of Matt. Yeah. But 298 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 1: I don't Also, I don't think so honey you because 299 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: I felt that, because I don't think so honey you, 300 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: because because you can watch the video of it, Bow 301 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: and Yang is performing why next to me. Absolutely, I 302 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: was coming to worming. I'm copying for that. I don't 303 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:34,200 Speaker 1: think so honey time son. He was beautiful, nods like 304 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 1: oh wow, because and I'm sitting next to him into agony. 305 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: It would have been, look the optics, yesterday was your 306 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: day anyway, stop stop. The optics of this would have been, 307 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 1: look at this gay person pouring his heart out to 308 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson while these two other gays are fuming on 309 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 1: like and you see you see the cameraman sort of 310 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: drift away from my face because they're like that gay 311 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,960 Speaker 1: is not having it because it was disrespectful to me. 312 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 1: My performative support was was for the both of us. Yeah, right, whatever. 313 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: Then this is the last thing I'll say about it. Okay. 314 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 1: I posted on my Instagram a picture a lost, horrified 315 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: behind this gay, and then he commented on it a 316 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 1: little shrugging emoji bitch Kylie love you. Um, you're welcome 317 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: to He was actually kind of cute. Yeah that's cute. Um, Okay, 318 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: I think it's time for me to do trollball. What 319 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,639 Speaker 1: what do you think? What are you saying? It's time? 320 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,600 Speaker 1: Give it up from Ohm? I hope you draw a 321 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 1: dead child for me. Oh no, imagine if it was 322 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: the first one I put. Oh my god, it's not 323 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 1: it's not okay. I'm wondering if this is gonna be 324 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 1: ends like Climac dick. Oh, well, here we go. We're 325 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,840 Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna try it anyway you're I don't think so, honey. 326 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 1: Topic is a Star is Born and they're time starts now, 327 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. A Star is Born with 328 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 1: Chris Christofferson and that one You're a piece of ship 329 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: trash movie. Every concert in the seventies was filled with 330 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: white people with throes. I get it, like they could 331 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: not find the only people of color in that movie 332 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: are Barbara Streisand's backup singers in the first scene that 333 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,359 Speaker 1: you see her singing in the bar in it is 334 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:44,639 Speaker 1: a racel? Did someone say it is a strysan is 335 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 1: phoning it in. She's letting the hair do the work. 336 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 1: What did Chris Christofferson ever do before or after that 337 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 1: bad two and a half hour long movie that got 338 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,640 Speaker 1: a thirty seven percent on raw Tomato ten seconds. It's facts, people, 339 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: it's it sucks. It's bad. Um. Do not let that 340 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 1: movie contextualized or a defer deter you from second new iteration, 341 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: which is the movie of our lifetimes. No hyperbole. Please 342 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,560 Speaker 1: go see you Stars Born. We will be at a 343 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: showing at the forty two Street AMC Theater October five, Thursday. 344 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: Please join us. We'd love to see you there. This 345 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: Mike standar is broken and that's one minute and ten seconds. 346 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,200 Speaker 1: I think, Um, you guys are truly welcome to come. 347 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,480 Speaker 1: We we want everyone in the world to come join 348 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,160 Speaker 1: us at this one screening of a Star is Born 349 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 1: at the mc st Second Street and ten thirty on 350 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,679 Speaker 1: October four. Yes, please join us, Please come. I'll tell 351 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: you what was a rasure When we went to the 352 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: view and that other gay won that ticket. That was 353 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: a raser of me. Yeah, that was. And when a 354 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 1: white gay and raises another white gay, it's, um, it's progress. 355 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,680 Speaker 1: It's it's a wash. That's what they call it in 356 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: the dictionary. Wash what a white gay race? It's washed? 357 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,639 Speaker 1: Its like, um yeah, I was trying to come up 358 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: with an example. With an example. It's it's like when 359 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,040 Speaker 1: uh Adam Rippond is famous for the Olympics and then 360 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: everyone just forgets Gus ken Worth. No one's forgetting everyone knows. 361 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,600 Speaker 1: I don't think I think Us Kenworthy's doing fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 362 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: we love you guys, love Gusum are we ready for 363 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 1: some more? I don't think so, Honey, for the rest 364 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 1: of the night. We are dating forty five people straight, 365 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 1: no intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for her? 366 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,880 Speaker 1: Ready for the first group? Everyone, please welcome to the stage. 367 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: This group is called Mary poppin her As. Welcome. Marsha Belski, Welcome, 368 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: Joshua de Sean mccollis, Aaron Emmanuel Jackson called Uscola. Welcome. 369 00:23:54,720 --> 00:24:00,240 Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson is you're middle Emmanuel. Okay, please come to 370 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: the day. It's Marshabouts, Marsha, Marha, Marha, Marha. Marsha's gonna 371 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:10,679 Speaker 1: be I am pre selected. Okay, this is Marshall. Because 372 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I 373 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The Holocaust it was a bad. 374 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 1: It was a bad. I don't think so. Like what 375 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 1: I've heard of. I've heard of Netflix and Chill, but 376 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: Netflix and killed the Jews. I don't think so, honey. 377 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:34,400 Speaker 1: Uh like whos gypsies. That's so weird. Hitler, you're not hot, 378 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 1: you're not cute, You're rude. I don't think so, honey. 379 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,720 Speaker 1: Murder it's rude and I'm afraid of it. I don't 380 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 1: think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. The Holocaust 381 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,720 Speaker 1: hold vibe and me having to go to museums my 382 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 1: entire childhood every single year. I'm like, oh my god, 383 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,919 Speaker 1: DC is so pretty not anymore. I don't think so, honey. 384 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,159 Speaker 1: I don't think so. You never forget, But do you 385 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: never forget? I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. 386 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: All I planned on was saying the Holocaust. Thank you. 387 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 1: I don't think the honey, I love you taking down 388 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: the Holocaust. Next, welcome Josh Sharp to the and a 389 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: new shirt in a new shirt, grand debut this shirt. 390 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 1: This is the big debut of the shirt. Thank you 391 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: so much to us. Okay, here's the story. I think 392 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,639 Speaker 1: in two nights, I've slept four hours because I've been 393 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 1: a real bad girl summer last till Halloween. You know, so, 394 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a full on psychopath, 395 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: and I think I must do troll pollow. The psycho 396 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: made a psychopathic decision to do trouble. We're I don't 397 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:55,680 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Trouble topic is Julia Roberts' time starts now. 398 00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Julia Robberts. I can even 399 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: think of one of your movies now. Some people would 400 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 1: say that's a commentary on me, but I don't think so, honey. 401 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,720 Speaker 1: If you're a pop icon, I should remember one of 402 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: your movies right now, no matter how little sleep I've had. 403 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 1: But I truly am not lying to you. I cannot 404 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 1: think of one Julia Roberts movie right now. I cannot 405 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaker 1: think of one, and that is on you. You have 406 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 1: to bring culture to me. I'm gonna sit on my 407 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 1: juicy butt and let it wash warm, spoiled milk. Julia, 408 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 1: you must bring it to me. I don't know who 409 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,080 Speaker 1: you are, Julia Roberts. I know you're a white. I'm 410 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 1: not even trying picturing Julia Roberts in my head right now. Seconds. 411 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 1: I fully think I'm thinking of an Hathaway, But I 412 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,399 Speaker 1: know who Julia Roberts is. Again, you might think this 413 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: is on me, and I don't think so, honey. You 414 00:26:53,080 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: know Julia, Oh pretty woman? Yeah? One minute, Josh sharp everyone, 415 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: Oh boy, that was a journey. Is it weird that 416 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: my my instinct was runaway bride? Mine was Aaron Brockovich. 417 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 1: Here was what That's a fun one. But but Josh 418 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,439 Speaker 1: still can't picture Okay, I can't picture Julia Roberts. Crazy 419 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:29,359 Speaker 1: that's that's erasure. Everyone, please welcome. Ruby mccullisson. Yes, Ruby 420 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: and Ruby. I think I know what this is, yuby. 421 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: It's pre selected, it's pre selected, pre selected. Ruby mccollisters. 422 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,560 Speaker 1: I don't think someoney, Ready, I got a little sangle. 423 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,680 Speaker 1: This is Ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Money or 424 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who 425 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,360 Speaker 1: are sleeping with me and claim that my red hair 426 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the fact that they're attracted 427 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:07,360 Speaker 1: to me, bitch, the curtains match the motherfucking Joe rag 428 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:13,159 Speaker 1: or whatever. The rug and the curtains. The interior decorator 429 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: wants both of them to be the same color. If 430 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 1: you catch my drift, I'm on a date when the 431 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 1: guy who claims, oh, he's color blind, we're in a 432 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:32,440 Speaker 1: post whatever, post objectification time. But I am itches away 433 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 1: from your face and what the goddamn hell am I 434 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: supposed to say? If you're not complimenting my eyes in 435 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 1: my goddamn hair, get the funk out of here. Tell 436 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:53,000 Speaker 1: me five nice things about how I look? How tear 437 00:28:53,120 --> 00:29:04,760 Speaker 1: these men? Scruby follows notable redhead Rachel Rature. Sure, everyone, 438 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 1: please welcome Aaron Jackson air Babe. I just want to say, 439 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: so far, great show. Um, and I'm gonna do the trollball? 440 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 1: Who do that? Okay, Aaron you are? I don't think so, honey, trollball. 441 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 1: Topic is the film Forest Club and your time starts now. 442 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Forrest Gump and this is true, 443 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 1: that movie sucks. That movie sucks. That movie is three 444 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 1: hours long. Tom Hanks gets an oscar, his second in 445 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: two years, for playing somebody with a mental handicap after 446 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: he plays a game. I don't think so, honey, Tom. Hey, 447 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Making Robin right then Penn sort 448 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: of just be like, you know, like give her something 449 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: to do, like she is it, you know what I mean? Like, 450 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Um when like the big 451 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: motif of your movie is a fucking feather, what are 452 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,239 Speaker 1: you talking about? I don't think so, honey. Shawsh Inger 453 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: Dungeon also came out that year, Way better, Way better movie. 454 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,320 Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's the boys movie, like with lots 455 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,720 Speaker 1: of boys in it, But sometimes that can still be 456 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: a story of power seconds. I don't think so funny 457 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: for Scoff that would be sucks. The nineties, So were 458 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: they were blind? That's what rule number nine of culture 459 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: in the ninety nine they were blind? They were blind? 460 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 1: Was that the statement blind blind blinds so evocative. Now 461 00:30:49,200 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 1: please welcome cute cute like good pants, good shoes, work pants, 462 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 1: work pants. So Cole, what are we doing? Are we 463 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 1: doing a pre sight the topic or are we in 464 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 1: fact doing the trouball. Let's do the let's do the 465 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: troball that Okay, this will be good. Okay, Cola Scola, 466 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is Julianna Margulis 467 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: And every time starts now, I don't think so. Julianna Margulies, 468 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 1: who didn't want to get her hair straightened for each 469 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: season of The Good Wife. So she had a wig. 470 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: All right, we're supposed to believe that on Tuesday morning 471 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: at the end of season five she went home with 472 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: one hairstyll and she shows up the next season It's 473 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,840 Speaker 1: Tuesday night with a completely different wig, also also with 474 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 1: because and this is why she showed up with a 475 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: different wig. She'd clearly had some work done in the interim, 476 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: which is fine, you know, Hollywood's hard on women. But 477 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,400 Speaker 1: the banks had to cover her eye that was like this, 478 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Julianna Margulie's but 479 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 1: just crying is not acting. You know, how dare you 480 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: stand there next to Christine Baranski and have that the 481 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 1: master shot you bitch five seconds? That is you are 482 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: undoing everything that everyone in my family has em That's alright, 483 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: that is Skola Eraser, Eraser, thank you for the screw, 484 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 1: Mary Poppin, Marta Josh harp Bring called Sara up to 485 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,360 Speaker 1: a rollicking star. Two takedowns of beloved award winning actresses 486 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,520 Speaker 1: thus far. Now let's please wellow our next group they're 487 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 1: called Actress round Table. Makes some voice for Francesco Ramsey. 488 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: Give it up, Rachel when it's thank you, Genevy van Yellow, 489 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 1: that's Nicole silver Bar and finally give it up for 490 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: iowat Debburry. Oh, I'm very thrilled to welcome Francesca Ramsey 491 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: to the BYRD. Her very first, I don't think so, honey. Down, Okay, 492 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this is Trenchsa Ramsey's I don't think 493 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,840 Speaker 1: so honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so honey. 494 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 1: Those scammy pho I RST phone calls that are blowing 495 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: on my phone. I have been contacted by the I 496 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: R S. And those motherfucker's sent me a mail. They 497 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: sent me somebody had to motherfucking sign for they were 498 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: not calling my house. Okay, So I decided to entertain 499 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: this motherfucker the other day and I was like, Oh, 500 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,800 Speaker 1: it's so scary, it's so scary. And then he had 501 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: the nerd to tell me to suck his dick. You 502 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,600 Speaker 1: called to me to scam me, and now you want 503 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,200 Speaker 1: me to suck your dick. Scond we now? And then 504 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: you know what, here's the thing. You think, who's gonna 505 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,879 Speaker 1: fall for this? I'm gonna tell you whos gonna fall 506 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,960 Speaker 1: for this. Grandma's your grandma, your grandma, and I wood 507 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,879 Speaker 1: be damned if somebody's gonna scam my grandma. And it's 508 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 1: not me seconds because real top I will say nice 509 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 1: things about her when she's dead, But that bitch is 510 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,200 Speaker 1: a bitch, and I would like to be the only 511 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,360 Speaker 1: one that steals money from my grandma, not some scammy 512 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 1: dude pretending to be from the I R S with 513 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: a thick ass accent and whatever accent you were thinking of, 514 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 1: it's sucking racist. And wow, watch your grandmother if they 515 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:51,080 Speaker 1: could be flying for scams, scams galore glories. Look up 516 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:59,680 Speaker 1: Rachel and get up for the look. Wow wow, wow, 517 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,080 Speaker 1: pulled a look for you. Is it going to be 518 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: the trouble thank you, the troball or is it the 519 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,240 Speaker 1: top top? Well? I really have to speak my mind tonight, 520 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 1: so it's pre select speak your mind. This is Rachel Wits. 521 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Um, 522 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Brianka Chopra marrying Nick Jonas. 523 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 1: What I mean? I know love is love is love 524 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,040 Speaker 1: is love, but this love is fucking bullshit. And everybody 525 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 1: knows that Brianka Chopra is the most beautiful, glamorous, tall 526 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: I assume woman on the planet. And Nick Jonas is 527 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: from New Jersey. She was at the royal wedding. Do 528 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 1: you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas has been? 529 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: To zero? Because boy from Wycoff, New Jersey don't go 530 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,319 Speaker 1: to royal wedding. I can say this because I'm from 531 00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 1: New Jersey and I'm fucking trash. Rianka Choper was in 532 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: the most amazing one hour drama Quantico Best Shot Chuanica. 533 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 1: You can stream that ship on netlick and what is 534 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:16,240 Speaker 1: Nick Judas done? The concert version? That ship was fine, 535 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:24,000 Speaker 1: and that's I will say this. If there's anyone I'm 536 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: least surprised to find out watch this Quantico it is 537 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 1: you're a Quantico type of girl. And she just finished 538 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,160 Speaker 1: marathon ng Mottart in the jungle. That's the world. She's 539 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:46,360 Speaker 1: then everyone, we are honored to welcome Genevieve. Ya started 540 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:52,719 Speaker 1: to the god, Oh my god, the star is born. 541 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 1: I'm coming to sing along. Ten thirty AMC forty square. 542 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,319 Speaker 1: We picked the worst year works. Okay, thank you, thank you, Yes, 543 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: thank you. It's a pre select. I have something very 544 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 1: maje to get off my dong chests let her dog chest. 545 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 1: This is Jenny Vaniela. I don't think so, honey. Her 546 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:18,480 Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. God, what 547 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,200 Speaker 1: is she doing? I don't like calling women crazy, but 548 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:27,080 Speaker 1: she's acting truly wild. What more ted cruise but holes. 549 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,200 Speaker 1: But she's going to give us these ethereal figures and 550 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:31,759 Speaker 1: then we're going gets tough at the crack. She's going 551 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: to tie us off with a smelly knot. Holes. They're insane. 552 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: What is she doing buttholes, highs and lows buttholes. And 553 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,279 Speaker 1: then she gave us dogs amazing, dogs are good, y'all 554 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 1: left dogs. Then she gave us greyhound dogs. What the fuck? 555 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,680 Speaker 1: That is insane? Who has a greyhound dog? Good? They're disgusting, 556 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: They're too skinny, they're fast. I'm bodying greyhound dogs. You know. 557 00:37:54,120 --> 00:38:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Alcohol amazing? Who likes alcohol? Yes, very 558 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 1: cool of her. But then she gave us a two 559 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,320 Speaker 1: hot take disgusting. I'm so sorry. Who has tasted wine? 560 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:11,320 Speaker 1: The first sip disgusting? It is steaky. One seconds wine 561 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,680 Speaker 1: is dead fruit JITs. You heard it here first? It 562 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,919 Speaker 1: is nasty. Why do we have wine to forget about 563 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 1: our smelly not god? You have freak foot out one wine? Okay, 564 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,360 Speaker 1: I very nearly almost sin by. I don't think so 565 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:31,480 Speaker 1: honey on prosecco. Prosecco, it's disgusting. It's like I was like, 566 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, I was like sucking shit. 567 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Wait, it's like, hello, what am I? Why 568 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,920 Speaker 1: don't just order a headache? Rule number rule number fifty 569 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,919 Speaker 1: nine of culture. Wine is dead fruit. Wine is dead fruit. 570 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,200 Speaker 1: Tend Tonello just contributed a rule of culture. Everyone another 571 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,399 Speaker 1: person who I wouldn't be surprised to find out watch 572 00:38:54,480 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: this quantico. I say that because she is a public 573 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: and proud Gray's anatomy stand. Oh yes, yeah, yes, my 574 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 1: hat says, give Sandra and Emmy. Yes that is what 575 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,520 Speaker 1: this hat says. Yeah, I feel like this is the 576 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,799 Speaker 1: right venue. Um, I've got something basic, but I'm doing 577 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,600 Speaker 1: pre selected. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. 578 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,920 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Drake texting Billy Millie Bobby Brown. 579 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,840 Speaker 1: I disclaimer. Everyone's all up in arms about this, but 580 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: no one gives a shit about r Kelly doing way 581 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: worse because his victims are black. That is a separate thing. 582 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,319 Speaker 1: And everyone's just like, oh my god, Drake, why are 583 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 1: you texting a white British child? But she's been she's fourteen, 584 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 1: and your girlfriend is eighteens. That is the same. I'm 585 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,959 Speaker 1: twenty seven and I can't find anything to talk about 586 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Speaker 1: with the twenty five year old? Are you talking about 587 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,800 Speaker 1: with a fourteen year old? We talk about boys? Oh? Really? 588 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,680 Speaker 1: Anything in that whole orbit is my enemy. Drake has 589 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,759 Speaker 1: a massive e go. Why does a fourteen year old 590 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 1: have a cellphone? I had to win into fifteen even 591 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,439 Speaker 1: though everyone else had one, and it was not fair. 592 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 1: Everyone needs to tell Drake that just because he's beloved 593 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that he can just text children. And she 594 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: loves She is really pretty though she's old for her age, 595 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,759 Speaker 1: and that's what I love that they were like like 596 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,279 Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown was like, everyone stopped teasing me about 597 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:35,680 Speaker 1: my relationship. It's like, girl, we're helping you. Yeah, that 598 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:41,799 Speaker 1: was how it started. YU. No, they cannot be texting? 599 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:49,279 Speaker 1: Is his girlfriend eighteen? Oh Jesus Christ, I don't think so, honey, Drake, Drake, no, no, 600 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: now please, it makes me really mad. Now it's upsetting. Okay, 601 00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 1: let's bring up to the bike. I dem what if 602 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,240 Speaker 1: the shirt say I ow? The shirt says daddy's little daddy, 603 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:16,880 Speaker 1: little Daddy. Yeah, come on, daddy, this little daddy thoughts 604 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:22,080 Speaker 1: on you know, troub V. So I actually was going 605 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,800 Speaker 1: to speak about the Millie Bobby Brown industrial complex, and 606 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,040 Speaker 1: so I think it's only you. Absolutely no, I gotta 607 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:38,880 Speaker 1: do the gota. Here we go. Okay, this is for 608 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,799 Speaker 1: this group. I don't think so, honey. Topic is Gray's anatomy. 609 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,840 Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I absolutely do not think so, honey, 610 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,640 Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy and that's been on air force. I want 611 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 1: to say two d and four season. It's too much, 612 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,759 Speaker 1: it's too long, get it off air. Giving a spin 613 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,359 Speaker 1: off for God's Things. They tried to do a spin 614 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 1: up and it didn't work. It's not a side. I 615 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,160 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I don't think so. Honestly, Shonda 616 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,560 Speaker 1: Rhymes trapping sort of you know, the Nightly Beautifully because 617 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,120 Speaker 1: she's a black woman and we love her, but sort 618 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,719 Speaker 1: of banigly like this talented actors in this sort of 619 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,200 Speaker 1: like three more texts of a hospital trapping Sandra all 620 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 1: for years and years and years, and then when she 621 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,080 Speaker 1: got free, you know, she got to do like under 622 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,240 Speaker 1: the Tuscan Sun, which is like great and a service, 623 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,960 Speaker 1: but also like I needed more from Sandra, you know what. 624 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,919 Speaker 1: I you know, I needed more. Um, I don't think 625 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:43,400 Speaker 1: so hospital dramas maybe for two long you know what, 626 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,440 Speaker 1: It's the only show my mom watches and I want 627 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:50,440 Speaker 1: to talk to her about more TV. Mom made it 628 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:55,080 Speaker 1: personal at the end, Wow it up for Actress round Table. 629 00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:03,960 Speaker 1: Francesca ran over every Wow, that's so funny. Grace, don't 630 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: he has come up a lot today. It's come up 631 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,440 Speaker 1: a lot. We We saw a gift today of Sandro 632 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 1: eating too hot dogs. Remember that episode where they eat 633 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,120 Speaker 1: hot dogs. It's not that good. It's not all right. 634 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,759 Speaker 1: Welcome our next group. They are called Fashion Darling. Give 635 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:25,320 Speaker 1: it up for Child Johnson, for Molly Austin, Marie Foustin, 636 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:35,200 Speaker 1: for Christie Chello, Christie shock Over, Hello, Lenny when the 637 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:44,200 Speaker 1: glitter Fannie Path bring Denton, Oh my god, freak. First 638 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:50,880 Speaker 1: of all, congratulations big yes, and I have a prepared 639 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,600 Speaker 1: one because I got shot on my mind. I don't 640 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,600 Speaker 1: think so, honey, white women are. I'm happy to say it. 641 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,399 Speaker 1: I got white woman by a white woman two weeks ago. 642 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,360 Speaker 1: The bitch works for the Huffington Post. Fuck her. And 643 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 1: if y'all don't want to know what being white woman means, 644 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,440 Speaker 1: that's for example of like a white woman's running for 645 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,600 Speaker 1: president and y'all bitch is both the sexual predator into 646 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,920 Speaker 1: the office. That getting fucking white woman, all right, I 647 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,480 Speaker 1: fucking I. This woman interviewed me, asked me about Louis C. 648 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,600 Speaker 1: K right, and then wrote in the article a comedian 649 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,600 Speaker 1: named Joey l We're not gonna use the rest of 650 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,799 Speaker 1: her name fear a professional repercussious bitch. How many joy 651 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,719 Speaker 1: els do you think are in the fucking world? I 652 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,920 Speaker 1: believe that, let alone in comedy work out the fucking 653 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,239 Speaker 1: seller bit shop up. Put my social Security number and 654 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:40,440 Speaker 1: address and blood type and the ship because guess what 655 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:49,360 Speaker 1: I said? What the funk I said taking ownership line? 656 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,799 Speaker 1: Come on, twit't fucking believe that that was crazy? All right? 657 00:44:55,239 --> 00:45:02,560 Speaker 1: Give it the funk up, Dolly with the look, Thank 658 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,919 Speaker 1: you so much? Thank you know. What are you thinking? Well, 659 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go I think I think I'm 660 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: gonna go with what I know. Okay, to go with 661 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,840 Speaker 1: what you know? This is Molly Austin. I don't think so. 662 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 1: Man of your time starts now. I don't think so, Honey, 663 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:23,640 Speaker 1: Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin. Yes, the drugs, yes, no 664 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,280 Speaker 1: pretting up. But mostly I don't like when blondes date blonde. 665 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 1: They're the hardest group to tell apart. I don't like 666 00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,759 Speaker 1: when two blondes hang out with more, but I don't 667 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,920 Speaker 1: like one blonde hangs out with another blonde and now 668 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,759 Speaker 1: you're gonna procreate. No, no, your children are not going 669 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,120 Speaker 1: to surprive the depletion of the ozone layer. So I 670 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,319 Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey, you're gonna have to dip your 671 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,399 Speaker 1: baby in a vat of SPF. It's no good. It's 672 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,000 Speaker 1: no good. They look like the siblings from the Children 673 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,839 Speaker 1: of the Corn. Okay, I don't think so, honey. They 674 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,719 Speaker 1: look less like a couple gearing up to reproduce and 675 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,239 Speaker 1: more like a little girl. Description of ghosts in the 676 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,319 Speaker 1: attic second. Okay, thin pale blonde. Blonde is the most 677 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,640 Speaker 1: popular hair color of ghosts all the time time. I 678 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,319 Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey. Five seconds, I don't. I don't 679 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:18,320 Speaker 1: like it. I like that. It's actually a rule of 680 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,400 Speaker 1: culture number thirteen. Blonde is the most popular hair color 681 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,040 Speaker 1: of ghosts. You see many ghosts with that hair color. 682 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:34,680 Speaker 1: Anything trend right now? Everyone, welcome Marie Fausta. Bursday weekend, 683 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:41,160 Speaker 1: Burthday weekend, Burthday weekend. Okay, you see what my boys 684 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:47,080 Speaker 1: sounds like? Birthday week all right? How do we feel 685 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,279 Speaker 1: re trouble and the pre selectiveness? Okay, So last night 686 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:57,759 Speaker 1: was a lot of like cocaine and molly. So I 687 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,719 Speaker 1: didn't prepare anything, but I'm not you're not about the 688 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,960 Speaker 1: trip me with that bowl. I thought about it while 689 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,759 Speaker 1: I was back there, and I'm gonna do something that 690 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:12,000 Speaker 1: I did not prepare. But Marie faustons, I don't think 691 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,400 Speaker 1: so many her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. 692 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:23,480 Speaker 1: Men with bad dick and high self esteem? Where is 693 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:29,640 Speaker 1: that I'm in from? Your dick is trash? How dare 694 00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,440 Speaker 1: you not pay the whole check when all of them 695 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,120 Speaker 1: get drunk? You should be paying a check for the 696 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,879 Speaker 1: table next to us. Your dick is terrible. I don't 697 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,400 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Like you go down there and just 698 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,000 Speaker 1: lab Do you think I'm gonna sit on your dick? 699 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,040 Speaker 1: Couple manutes, I don't think so, honey. I don't need 700 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:53,400 Speaker 1: to work out that bad. I'm skinny. But you know what, 701 00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,880 Speaker 1: I also don't think so, honey. Women who fake it 702 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,960 Speaker 1: in the bedroom because you are think these men with 703 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:07,400 Speaker 1: terrible penis confidence that they don't deserve it. Samoya, to 704 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,919 Speaker 1: understand that you got pre requisite pussy because you got 705 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,800 Speaker 1: you think he's gonna he's gonna think that other women 706 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,360 Speaker 1: like that because you bet it. I'm not an actress 707 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,320 Speaker 1: and that's one manute. Women, Stop faking it, Stop baking it. 708 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,919 Speaker 1: You're making these men with beat Dick have the confidence 709 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:33,720 Speaker 1: Marie Felted and now welcome to my Chris pretty Cello, Christie, 710 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:42,120 Speaker 1: Christie Cello. However that talk to us about what you 711 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:48,239 Speaker 1: are thinking. I'm thinking, I'm gonna go in. I love 712 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:55,640 Speaker 1: who do that? Okay is wow? Okay, this is crazy, 713 00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:03,560 Speaker 1: Christie Cello. I don't think so honey. Topic is Samuel L. Jackson. No, 714 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,520 Speaker 1: I don't think no honey, Damuel L. Jackson, because snakes 715 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,880 Speaker 1: on a plane, no, thank you, There are never thinks 716 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,240 Speaker 1: on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson. I don't think so honey. 717 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,680 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because honestly, 718 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,080 Speaker 1: you're getting really old and I just don't really think 719 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:37,000 Speaker 1: you're that great of an actor, even though your iconic. Um. 720 00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:43,240 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because um, honestly, 721 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,640 Speaker 1: I would like to be in a lot of movies 722 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,560 Speaker 1: and I'm not Samuel L. Jackson. So I don't think 723 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,560 Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson because I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson. 724 00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:05,359 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson. Daniel Jaxon, Wow, 725 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,040 Speaker 1: the most successful I don't think so honey, which was 726 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,440 Speaker 1: really just a repeating of the topic. I love it. 727 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 1: She knows he is iconic despite being fine. That was 728 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,000 Speaker 1: a good read. That was great. Get it up for 729 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:30,719 Speaker 1: Chrissy shaw Oh, I like the top. Thank you it's 730 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,480 Speaker 1: from Target. Wait. Wait, the gay at the view wore 731 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,279 Speaker 1: a jacket from Target for him for that do for him. 732 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,880 Speaker 1: I'm not showing for you. It was. It was a 733 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,200 Speaker 1: great jacket. Retail shaning has no place here. Retail sha 734 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,680 Speaker 1: has no place here. Now, Chrissie, what's it gonna be? 735 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,200 Speaker 1: Tell us, well, I'm famously a trouble bitch, but tonight 736 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:56,359 Speaker 1: I am prettes selected creasy shacklebirds. I don't think so, honey, 737 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,000 Speaker 1: or time starts now. I don't think so honey. Pop 738 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:07,400 Speaker 1: covers up Disney songs. We don't need the Dannie Lovato 739 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,319 Speaker 1: covering let it Go from Frozen. Even toddlers that were 740 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,719 Speaker 1: obsessed with that song, We're like, it sounds a little 741 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,319 Speaker 1: too baby ish for me. I don't think so, honey, 742 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,440 Speaker 1: Alessia Carra covering how far I'll go from Juanna? Okay, 743 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,640 Speaker 1: no offense, Lessia Cara. You are talented, but you are 744 00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,040 Speaker 1: like if a choker necklace came to life. And was like, 745 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:32,800 Speaker 1: I want to make music. I'll think so, honey. Christina 746 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:41,719 Speaker 1: Aguilera covering Reflection from Mulan cover suck and so does 747 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,520 Speaker 1: the music video. You've got Christina Aguilera with the short 748 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,120 Speaker 1: blonde hair cut looking like a platinum Reba McIntire singing 749 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,439 Speaker 1: about her reflection and when she looks in the pond, 750 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,800 Speaker 1: it's move on. Something's not right here. Let's celebrate the 751 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,840 Speaker 1: storytellers who bring the songs to life, like La Salanga 752 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,400 Speaker 1: who sang reflection in the Origin A movie And that's 753 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:10,320 Speaker 1: why man celebrate, celebrate, Chris give it up for fashion 754 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:23,000 Speaker 1: doing off Cello Shackleford out sending oh my God. Forever. 755 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,400 Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by 756 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 1: Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. 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