Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, I just can't. I
Speaker 1: just can't. You know, freedom is not free, so I
Speaker 1: must that's true. What Chris, You don't, Chris, you don't
Speaker 1: understand you know what I'm saying? All Right, we have
Speaker 1: a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions. Someone else wants
Speaker 1: to talk about Trump digital money, something we should be
Speaker 1: worried about, the questions about that. I have to menu whisper.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this together on the air. Someone owns
Speaker 1: a restaurant and once the Jesse Kelly Dinner special, and
Speaker 1: we have to pick out the food. I will teach you. Look,
Speaker 1: you can never be as good as me at ordering food.
Speaker 1: What Chris, I'm the menu whisper. I'm the best on
Speaker 1: the planet. I can look at a menu. And what's
Speaker 1: that saying in the show Goodwill Hunting whoever Motzart or
Speaker 1: somebody how he just looked at a piano and it
Speaker 1: just made sense to him. That's me with food. I
Speaker 1: look at a menu and I just it makes sense
Speaker 1: to me. So you'll never be as good as me,
Speaker 1: all right, but you can get better I can give
Speaker 1: you little tips and tricks for improvement. We're walks through
Speaker 1: a menu. I'll teach you how to be a menu whisperer.
Speaker 1: But first, someone asked about just wars, what wars have
Speaker 1: been just? And everyone will have different opinions on this.
Speaker 1: There are tons of people in this country who would
Speaker 1: say the civil wars just right, we had to end slavery.
Speaker 1: There are tons of people in this country who said, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't there was an invasion, it was ridiculous, it
Speaker 1: was a violation of states rights. Like you will never
Speaker 1: get a universal yes, that war was just outside of
Speaker 1: World War Two, and that's pretty much well. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever talked to a single person who said
Speaker 1: World War Two was unjust. We got we got attacked,
Speaker 1: we got sucker punched by the Japanese and they were
Speaker 1: gas and six million Jews in Germany. I think we
Speaker 1: should probably put a stop till some of that. No,
Speaker 1: so world War two aside, I want to focus on
Speaker 1: this one real quick, World War One. Do you ever
Speaker 1: read anything about World War One? And I'm not going
Speaker 1: to spend a much of time on this, but you
Speaker 1: know the story. Archduke Franz Ferdinhand of Austria. Hungary gets killed.
Speaker 1: That immediately pulls in this and pulls in this country,
Speaker 1: and pulls in this country, and soon it's a huge
Speaker 1: war between Germany and Britain and France and Russia and Turkey,
Speaker 1: and it's huge war. I am horrified by World War
Speaker 1: One because the numbers in World War One are so staggering.
Speaker 1: You don't realize it because World War Two overshadowed it.
Speaker 1: World War One permanently altered the world in bad ways.
Speaker 1: I forget what the number is, but I think it's
Speaker 1: something like France lost twenty five percent of the male population.
Speaker 1: That's you can't replace that. You need those young men
Speaker 1: back in society, getting married, making babies, going to work.
Speaker 1: That that permanently alters your nation. And it wasn't like
Speaker 1: the same story in Germany, the same story in Britain,
Speaker 1: it was in Russia. It was just millions and millions
Speaker 1: of young men dying. And what was so what's so
Speaker 1: crazy about it is there wasn't a Hitler, Right, there
Speaker 1: wasn't a There wasn't a good reason for it. And
Speaker 1: there's not a single person to blame either, Right, There's
Speaker 1: not a single country to blame. It was just like
Speaker 1: one of these things that happened and seemed inevitable, and
Speaker 1: it's horrifying that nobody stopped it. How how did they
Speaker 1: allow that kind of carnage to continue? There are places
Speaker 1: in France to this day you cannot go because of
Speaker 1: all the unexploded artillery shells still under the ground. It's
Speaker 1: just it's such a horrific thing that was pointless. Oh
Speaker 1: and by the way, that's the reason it was a
Speaker 1: hitler in World War two. World War One is the
Speaker 1: reason it was horrible and it never should have happened.
Speaker 1: And I think it was horrible we got involved. We
Speaker 1: should never have been involved in World War One. Ever,
Speaker 1: a lot of people to this day say, you know,
Speaker 1: the sinking of the Lusitanian stuff like that. They think
Speaker 1: it was done by America. No, no, I don't believe that,
Speaker 1: But there are conspiracy theories that say it was done
Speaker 1: by America just to drag us into this thing. It
Speaker 1: was just horrible. So I'll actually answer that question that way.
Speaker 1: I think World War One is a disgrace. I think
Speaker 1: the fact that we sent American troops over there to
Speaker 1: die in that disgraceful war is twice the disgrace. That's horrible.
Speaker 1: All right, Jesse, You said that seventy six year old
Speaker 1: billionaire who was president of the United States is not
Speaker 1: going to change. Does that mean if we elect Donald
Speaker 1: Trump as president, we can expect him to appoint another
Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci, Christopher Ray, General Mark Millie, so on and
Speaker 1: so forth. Look, I'm you know my thoughts on the primary.
Speaker 1: Told you over and over and over again. I'm not
Speaker 1: on team Trump. I'm not on team to Santis. I'm
Speaker 1: on team America. I want everyone to get in and
Speaker 1: fight each other and you prove to me why you
Speaker 1: can earn my vote. But I will tell you this.
Speaker 1: If you're a Trump fan, fine, I got no issue
Speaker 1: with you. Good, but don't expect him to change. He's
Speaker 1: a seventy six year old billionaire former president of the
Speaker 1: United States of America. If you're if you want what
Speaker 1: he did everything he did again, then stick with your
Speaker 1: man and vote Donald Trump. Do it. Do not if
Speaker 1: you're thinking there's going to be some kind of improvement
Speaker 1: in the area of personnel and stuff like that. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is who he is. It's worked for him his
Speaker 1: entire life. He's mega rich and was leader of the
Speaker 1: free world. It looked on a macro level. Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: doing real well, is he not. Guys like that don't
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and think, ah, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: some changes there, don't. It's not that's not how they
Speaker 1: think there won't be changes, because it doesn't think anything
Speaker 1: needs to change. Jesse, could you give some input on
Speaker 1: your take? Is the inevitable money swap from our paper
Speaker 1: currency to digital currency? Asking for my broker who seems oblivious.
Speaker 1: This is one of those subjects that is so painfully
Speaker 1: boring and yet so critically important. So I'm gonna spend
Speaker 1: time on it anyway, just a couple of minutes on it.
Speaker 1: They're working right now in the government and around the
Speaker 1: world to completely remove any paper money at all. And
Speaker 1: it sounds too This is this is where, this is
Speaker 1: where you're going to be frustrated. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: be frustrated because your neighbor, the one we talk about
Speaker 1: all the time, the one who agrees with you, i mean,
Speaker 1: shares your values, but doesn't really pay attention. When you
Speaker 1: say digital currency to a normal person, they think, oh nice,
Speaker 1: Oh that would be actually convenient. Oh look, I'll just
Speaker 1: I'll put all my money. You'll be on my watch.
Speaker 1: I just scan my watch or you know what. You know,
Speaker 1: I'll have a little chip put in my hand. That'll
Speaker 1: be fine, No big deal, right you, I'm sure already
Speaker 1: do understand. It is signing up for the most tyrannical
Speaker 1: police state and the history of the world. That's what
Speaker 1: it is. You thought communism was bad in the Soviet
Speaker 1: Union or China, Wait until the government can track every
Speaker 1: single penny you you have. It's horrific. But it's such
Speaker 1: a boring and kind of complicated issue that we don't
Speaker 1: spend a ton of time on it. You've heard me
Speaker 1: talk about it from time to time, but not tons
Speaker 1: because well, it's hard, it's confusing. I don't understand. Just no.
Speaker 1: Digital currency means they track you. It's not about it's
Speaker 1: not about your money. They know everything about you at
Speaker 1: all times. That's what digital currency brings. It is it
Speaker 1: will enable the most tyrannical government in the history of
Speaker 1: the world. If they ever switched to a digital currency.
Speaker 1: You can go ahead and start the countdown to an
Speaker 1: actual hot civil war, because that's what it would be.
Speaker 1: It would eventually be a bloody revolution. There would be
Speaker 1: a guerrilla movement there. It is that bad. That bad,
Speaker 1: all right, Now, that's enough ugliness. Actually, know what, let's
Speaker 1: do one more ugly thing and talk about John Fetterman.
Speaker 1: What Chris, we have to talk about Senator Cucumber Jesse.
Speaker 1: After seeing John Fetterman get elected in Pennsylvania, have you
Speaker 1: considered America maybe too far gone to elect a system disruptor? What? Then?
Speaker 1: I have considered this? You might be right. You've already
Speaker 1: heard me say. I believe as a nation, as a
Speaker 1: fifty state nation, we're already finished. We're at least two
Speaker 1: different countries. We're just different people. We shouldn't be living
Speaker 1: together anymore. They us, we hate them. There's not going
Speaker 1: to be some kind of change in that. There's not
Speaker 1: going to be some national unity healing the divide. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What Chris, Chris, you have to talk into the microphone.
Speaker 1: What Chris said, Chris brings up a good point too
Speaker 1: when we talk about Senator Cucumber, to keep in mind
Speaker 1: the guy has been ingrained in the Democrat machine in
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania for a long time. I would I remember watching
Speaker 1: I believe it was state senator debate videos. Was Senator
Speaker 1: Cucumber back when he could complete sentences and whatnot, and
Speaker 1: he eventually rose to be Lieutenant governor of the state.
Speaker 1: And our candidate sucked. Doctor Oz didn't inspire a single
Speaker 1: human being. Yes, he actually could complete sentences, and it
Speaker 1: would be much better if he was a senator in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: But we went up against the Democrat machine, and we
Speaker 1: went up against the guy who's been part of the
Speaker 1: Democrat machine. Every single person Pennsylvania knew who John Fetterman was.
Speaker 1: They knew all about John Fetterman. That was a lot
Speaker 1: to go up against. Yeah, I Pennsylvania is extremely screwed.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying otherwise, But at least we're gonna get
Speaker 1: good sound bites from Senator Cucumber. Think how much? Think
Speaker 1: how great that's gonna be, Chris, That's gonna be hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's gonna make Joe Biden look like a Rhodes scholar.
Speaker 1: All right, quit focus focus on this. It is Veterans
Speaker 1: Day again. Happy Veterans Day of my buddies out there.
Speaker 1: It's also November. Do you know what that means. It's
Speaker 1: time to start considering tax deductions. I tell you about
Speaker 1: preborn all the time, and you know, twenty eight dollars
Speaker 1: saves a life. If you give twenty eight bucks, that's
Speaker 1: all you can do. That's fine. If you give twenty
Speaker 1: eight dollars, you are buying a young woman who's about
Speaker 1: to have an abortion. You are buying her an ultrasound,
Speaker 1: and you are saving a baby's life. I don't bring
Speaker 1: this up often, but you know that they accept donations
Speaker 1: of any mount amount and it's tax deductible, and they
Speaker 1: accept it from an individual or a business. If you
Speaker 1: want to write Pete preborn a ten thousand dollars check,
Speaker 1: do it. If you want to write them a twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars check, do it. Do you have any idea
Speaker 1: that's buying them an ultrasound machine and buying ultrasounds you
Speaker 1: want to talk about saving lives? So look, I know
Speaker 1: there's a lot of money, but if you can dial
Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say baby are gonna preborn
Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse, nice little fat tax deduction at
Speaker 1: the end of the year. Huh. Hang on the Jesse
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Speaker 1: to find. Dear show gun Oracle. Is there anything you've
Speaker 1: ever wanted to do? Have a reasonable expectation that it's possible,
Speaker 1: but fear you'll never get a chance. I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to represent myself in court, not for a trial of
Speaker 1: the century type scenario, but for a sweet sweet spot
Speaker 1: where I feel if I lost, it wouldn't break me
Speaker 1: or cause incarceration. Okay, one, that's great too. This is
Speaker 1: so embarrassing, now, you know it's not. I'm not embarrassed
Speaker 1: at all. You know how I talk a lot about
Speaker 1: how I'm like a shadow, a six ft eight shadow.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris about how I'm a shadow and I
Speaker 1: can blend in. I should have been a spy. I seriously,
Speaker 1: I want to go undercover in some way so badly.
Speaker 1: And what Chris, and so I want to go in
Speaker 1: some oh it was I offered kind of, well, here's
Speaker 1: the story behind that. I was in Iraq. Al right,
Speaker 1: we're I'm in the Marines at the time, and I'm
Speaker 1: in Iraq, and they have when you joined the Marines,
Speaker 1: you have to take us a test before you join,
Speaker 1: called an ASVAB. I think that's for every branch, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got to I had to take
Speaker 1: an ASVAB. It's kind of like a mental aptitude test.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure I must have cheated or something on
Speaker 1: it because I scored really high on the ASVAB. So
Speaker 1: I'm in Iraq and I'm about to get out of
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. Not just out of Iraq, out of
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. My four years is almost up. I
Speaker 1: get word one day that they want to see me
Speaker 1: down at battalion. What you need to know is that
Speaker 1: just consider that headquarters and there's basically never a good
Speaker 1: reason that you've been called to battalion. So you did
Speaker 1: something wrong or something criminal, and so it's just a
Speaker 1: matter of what what I got caught doing and I
Speaker 1: don't know. I get worried. Hey, you have to go
Speaker 1: to go to battalion. Okay, all right. I get a
Speaker 1: battalion and they haul me over into intelligence, into intel,
Speaker 1: and it was a recruiting pitch because I had scored
Speaker 1: so high on my ASVAB score. They told me, hey,
Speaker 1: we want you to re up. We want you to
Speaker 1: re enlist in the Marines and go military intelligence. I
Speaker 1: was close to doing it. That's how much I love
Speaker 1: that spy stuff, and I'm fascinated by that stuff, and
Speaker 1: that's how much I really wanted to do it. But
Speaker 1: the problem was the military has amazing They're incredible intensive
Speaker 1: foreign language schools. I've never been to one. I just
Speaker 1: have heard about that. I'm talking. You show up and
Speaker 1: in like two three months, you speak fluent far seat.
Speaker 1: They're they're incredible. I'm sure they must beat that into you.
Speaker 1: But anyway, they were supposed to be really, really good.
Speaker 1: I was starting to think about my post Marine Corps
Speaker 1: career and what I was going to try to do
Speaker 1: for a living, and I wanted to expand my options.
Speaker 1: We your options only in when you speak multiple languages, right,
Speaker 1: So I asked them, I will re up if you
Speaker 1: can guarantee me in writing that I will get to
Speaker 1: go to the intensive foreign language school so I can
Speaker 1: pick up a second language. They wouldn't do it. They
Speaker 1: try to get me too. They try to say, well, no,
Speaker 1: I think there's a very good chance we can get you. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no no. I didn't say good chance.
Speaker 1: I want it right here in writing all. I wasn't raised,
Speaker 1: I wasn't born last night. Chris, my old man would
Speaker 1: kill me if I didn't get it in writing. No, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want in writing that. I'm going, well, no, we
Speaker 1: can't do it in writing, but we're pretty sure we can.
Speaker 1: You know what we're done here, goodbye, getting out. I anyway,
Speaker 1: back to your question, I really want to be a spy, Chris,
Speaker 1: you actually my height would be a problem. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there have been six eight spies before. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of hiding in plain sight? Who would suspect me,
Speaker 1: the six eight guy, of being a spy? I want
Speaker 1: to I want to go undercover. I want to infiltrate
Speaker 1: some horrible Communist government at the highest levels. And I
Speaker 1: want to I want to risk arrest and torture, but
Speaker 1: I want to fight for the cause of freedom. And
Speaker 1: if there's a really mean communist there he's hurting and
Speaker 1: killing people, I'm want to put a couple of poison
Speaker 1: drops in his coffee. What Chris, Chris and Chris No
Speaker 1: that Chris said, I can do that here. You know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: that's not right, Jesse. Why do people say epps some
Speaker 1: salts plural instead of singular. I don't know. I call
Speaker 1: it epps and salts too. Well, there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: little salts and I don't look, it doesn't matter, all right, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's a weird question. Now, let's do two things real quick. One,
Speaker 1: let's get serious before we get into the hershel Walker stuff.
Speaker 1: We have to build a menu meal for somebody on
Speaker 1: the air. We're gonna do that together. That's probably gonna
Speaker 1: happen next. Before we get to any of that, let's
Speaker 1: do another very very serious thing. Your protection. Your protection.
Speaker 1: You know, I just got back from Nashville, and you
Speaker 1: walk everywhere in Nashville. I walked everywhere, just miles and
Speaker 1: miles and miles, walking down to meet with the suits,
Speaker 1: walking down to dinner, walking down to the party, walking
Speaker 1: down to the radio station, walking down everywhere, and one
Speaker 1: thing I've just marveled at. It's the relatively safe city.
Speaker 1: But because it's a big college town Vanderbilt, is there
Speaker 1: all the women, the women walking alone at night, clearly
Speaker 1: college girls walking alone at night. And I remember, and honestly,
Speaker 1: the only thing that kept me from doing it is
Speaker 1: that I didn't want to come off like a total creep.
Speaker 1: I would look at them. I guess I'm just getting
Speaker 1: old now and think to myself, I hope she has
Speaker 1: something to protect herself with walking down unlit streets and
Speaker 1: things that. I hope she has something in that tiny
Speaker 1: little purse to protect herself with, because you know what
Speaker 1: she is. Otherwise, pray, get a hero gun for that
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Speaker 1: They'll just be hurting a little bit. It shoots these
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Speaker 1: we have to address herschel Walker Mitch McConnell and build
Speaker 1: someone a Jesse Kelly's Special Dinner. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Will you
Speaker 1: guys have some really not nice things to say about
Speaker 1: my beard? I will just say not nice things. Some
Speaker 1: guy just said, this guy looks like he's about to
Speaker 1: sell me a used PT Cruiser for four hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars down. My mustache looks good. Okay, the
Speaker 1: wife is horrified. I think it looks good. Look it's
Speaker 1: good to grow back at The beard's growing back in.
Speaker 1: It's already growing as we speak. Let's deal with Herschel
Speaker 1: Walker first before we get into the most important thing
Speaker 1: we may do on the show tonight, and let's build
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly special at a menu. We have the
Speaker 1: GOP pivoting, how do we appeal to more people? Elon
Speaker 1: Musk all kinds of things. Hey, Jesse will Hershell Walker
Speaker 1: if he wins, become Mitch McConnell's. But it's the word
Speaker 1: for a female dog. Apparently Mitch McConnell was adding some
Speaker 1: funding to Walker's new runoff campaign. Slick Mitch is garnering
Speaker 1: future support. All of this just stinks. Hopefully Walker has
Speaker 1: a line he won't cross. Look, you never know. You
Speaker 1: never know who's going to go to Washington, DC and
Speaker 1: sell you out. You don't. And that's part of the
Speaker 1: reason that our political system has rotted so much. As
Speaker 1: this system we have where if you're in DC and
Speaker 1: you're raising this huge amount of pack money from mega
Speaker 1: donors and businesses and things like that, and that PAC
Speaker 1: money what it is is power. It allows you to
Speaker 1: go into races like Georgia and it allows you to
Speaker 1: throw all your weight behind Herschel Walker and Mitch McConnell should.
Speaker 1: Let's hope he actually steps up and helps herschel Walker,
Speaker 1: unlike what he did with Blake Masters. It allows you
Speaker 1: to go in there and do that, and that's a
Speaker 1: good thing. All that's good, right, Raise the money, go
Speaker 1: help herschell Walker. Whim. However, if you're herschel Walker and
Speaker 1: then you get elected and you go to Washington, D C.
Speaker 1: And you know, a part of you being elected was
Speaker 1: all that Mitch McConnell pack money, that's part of the
Speaker 1: reason you're there. It makes it easier for Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: to knock on your office door one day and say, hey,
Speaker 1: Herschel you know that crappy gun control bill we're about
Speaker 1: to pass, you know, like the one they already did
Speaker 1: with John Corner. We got a crappy gun control bill.
Speaker 1: I know your people are gonna be mad about it,
Speaker 1: but hey, Herschel you know you wouldn't be here if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for me, right, And that's how it's done.
Speaker 1: And that's you know what Chris, I feel icky, we
Speaker 1: need to blow off some steam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: I like m do I want from you? Yea? Yeah,
Speaker 1: your friend, though you must not have been much much.
Speaker 1: Now let's dig in because I realize. Look, God gives
Speaker 1: us all gifts, right, everyone has been given gifts. You
Speaker 1: are uniquely made. He has given you gifts no one
Speaker 1: else has been given. I feel like we all have
Speaker 1: an obligation to use those gifts for His purpose. I've
Speaker 1: been given the gift of ordering food. I'm just better
Speaker 1: at it than everyone else on the planet. I am,
Speaker 1: I am Chris. I'm just better at it than everyone else.
Speaker 1: Because of that, I feel like that makes I feel
Speaker 1: like I have an obligation before God to spread the
Speaker 1: word and try to teach you how to do it.
Speaker 1: So allow me to do this because I got this.
Speaker 1: See Jesse, here's my question. Dude owns a restaurant in
Speaker 1: Pompano Beach, Florida. He said, here's my question, attached as
Speaker 1: a copy of our menu. Could you please choose one appetizer,
Speaker 1: one entree, and two side dishes and one dessert one
Speaker 1: dessert in a boot of beer. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: name it the Jesse Kelly Dinner Special. And after customers
Speaker 1: order the Jesse Kelly Special, our servers will say thank
Speaker 1: you for putting your money where your morals are. You
Speaker 1: bet I can, So let's go. Let's do this appetizer time.
Speaker 1: Oh do? I probably should have looked at this beforehand, Chris,
Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me to look at this beforehand?
Speaker 1: A lot of these words are in German. That's you
Speaker 1: know what that's I bet you I can ob blossom
Speaker 1: German too. Appetizers are apparently called vorp station. That's pretty
Speaker 1: close to I think I nailed that. The first one,
Speaker 1: carto fellpuffer what Chris, Homemade potato pancakes serve with apple,
Speaker 1: sauce and sour cream. Okay, very good, except saura cream's wretched,
Speaker 1: so that's gone. Second one brought worst and knock worst
Speaker 1: on sauerkraut. I think we have our answer there. The
Speaker 1: next one is the combination plate brought worst and knock
Speaker 1: worse was sauerkraut also gone saucered sampler? All right, hear
Speaker 1: me out, brought worst, knock worse, chip chicken apple served
Speaker 1: with Pepper's munster cheese and sauerkraut gone liver worst and
Speaker 1: monster cheese gone fried munster cheese. Remember you want to
Speaker 1: be a menu whisperer one day, you have to read
Speaker 1: the subtitles. The devil's in the details. Fried munster cheese
Speaker 1: right off the bat. You're thinking, sounds good, right, sounds good,
Speaker 1: And I say it sounds really good. But it says
Speaker 1: with raspberry vinagrette. Now I bet that's good. But you're
Speaker 1: taking a chance on that raspberry vinigrette. Which brings us
Speaker 1: to the last one. Chit your honest. And then the
Speaker 1: subtitles of this one are called fried pork bites served
Speaker 1: with cayenne dip. Always pay attention on your app he's
Speaker 1: always pay attention to the dips. Always pay attention to
Speaker 1: the dips. The condiments make or break the meal. Tie
Speaker 1: in dip. I guarantee that's fantastic. Plus everyone gets to
Speaker 1: enjoy saying Chitcher honists, and what Chris Chris. You should
Speaker 1: see how jealous Chris is because he does an oblah,
Speaker 1: So the Chitcher artists. That's the appetizer onto the entrees.
Speaker 1: This is clearly German food. So we're going with a schnitzel.
Speaker 1: Why because schnitzel's delicious, and schnitzel is so much fun
Speaker 1: to say, so much fun to say. Is it just
Speaker 1: chicken fried steak? Yes, of course, but schnitzel sounds better. What, Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: turn on the microphone. Well, that's what they have, Chris.
Speaker 1: They have veal schnitzel, chicken schnitzel, pork schnitzel, and they
Speaker 1: have a lot of other schnitzels. And boys, it hard
Speaker 1: to say this word a lot on the air when
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to cuss, because that is that is
Speaker 1: a minefield. That is dangerous. That's dangerous. So schnitzel is
Speaker 1: what we're going with. And here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pick the porch schnitzel for two reasons. One,
Speaker 1: it's delicious. Two Chris can't eat it the porch schnitzel.
Speaker 1: Chris put that finger away. That's not very nice. So
Speaker 1: pork schnitzel. That's our entrees when I need to worry
Speaker 1: about anything else. Now onto the desserts. Apple strudel, black
Speaker 1: forest cake, German chocolate cake, raspberry sponge cake, pineapple upside
Speaker 1: down cake, apple strudle, buy a mile homemade apple strudle,
Speaker 1: serve with vanilla ice cream, cinnamon, powdered sugar, anything with
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream that also includes some kind of star shit.
Speaker 1: It's sorry. Oh yeah, Chris, it's already over, Chris, can
Speaker 1: you people can juoz eat apple strud Is there anything
Speaker 1: not kosher in there? It's fine? Okay, well I want
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know. All right, I don't know
Speaker 1: all your rules. Lastly, I have to pick a beer
Speaker 1: rotating beers, beers, beers. We're gonna go with the spot
Speaker 1: in premium. You know why we're gonna go with that
Speaker 1: because it's fun to say, and it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: saying the word spartan if it sounds very German when
Speaker 1: you say spot and you know Germans always sound like
Speaker 1: they're yelling at you. That's the Jesse Kelly's special. And
Speaker 1: if you email us back and tell me the special
Speaker 1: is a go, and it's good with you, tell me
Speaker 1: the name of your restaurant and I'll give out the
Speaker 1: name of the restaurant here on the show. You know
Speaker 1: what else they should serve there, Chris? They should sell
Speaker 1: at this restaurant. They should sell emergency three month food
Speaker 1: kits from my Patriot Supply that you can get on
Speaker 1: the way out the door. No, hear me out. This
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Speaker 1: and you read this headline sucks, and this headline sucks,
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Speaker 1: I look at it and I say, we're eating no
Speaker 1: matter what we're eating. All right, elon Musk we have
Speaker 1: GOP do they need to pivot East Germany? All that
Speaker 1: and more? Student come what Chris? We can make jokes.
Speaker 1: It's fine. You got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. If that
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Speaker 1: death threats, step all kinds of questions to get to
Speaker 1: do you hear Pelosi talking about ESG though, listen to
Speaker 1: this hag. All of the bills that we've passed the chips.
Speaker 1: At all of that, the President and the congret we
Speaker 1: work together to make sure there was justice, fairness, inclusiveness, diversity.
Speaker 1: So that and this was sixty billion dollars in infrastructure
Speaker 1: strictly for diversity and building infrastructure that unites communities rather
Speaker 1: than divide them. So the justice piece of it is
Speaker 1: central to how we go floward for the children. I
Speaker 1: know sometimes I use that phrase about the punches to
Speaker 1: quote a Republican Teddy Roosevelt about the arena. When you're
Speaker 1: in the arena, you're no longer. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: listen to that woman say my favorite quote of all times.
Speaker 1: So we're going to set that aside here for the children.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, what's the quote, Chris? You never
Speaker 1: heard the man in the arena quote. Dude, it's the
Speaker 1: greatest quote of all time. I have attempted to live
Speaker 1: my life that way. Hang on a second, let me
Speaker 1: pull it up here, Chris, man in the air. This
Speaker 1: is very good radio. I'll just look it up on
Speaker 1: the air. All right here it is. It's that Theodore
Speaker 1: Rosa quote. It is not the critic who counts, not
Speaker 1: the man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
Speaker 1: or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
Speaker 1: The credit belongs to the man who is actually in
Speaker 1: the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat
Speaker 1: and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs, who comes short
Speaker 1: again and again, who spends himself in a worthy cause,
Speaker 1: who at best knows in the end the triumph of
Speaker 1: high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at
Speaker 1: least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall
Speaker 1: never be with those cold and timid souls who neither
Speaker 1: know victory nor defeat. Is that not the greatest quote ever?
Speaker 1: I love that. In fact, I'm putting that in my
Speaker 1: boy's room. I'm gonna buy I'm gonna I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my Yes, I'm gonna get that on one of those
Speaker 1: posters that I'm putting that in my son's room. I
Speaker 1: already have a Spartan poster in there. I've got to
Speaker 1: show it to you, Chris. It's sweet. It's this Spartan
Speaker 1: warrior standing on a cliff with a spear in his hands,
Speaker 1: and it's being across the room. Oh, I'm raising them right,
Speaker 1: all right, Let's get to some emails. Dear elite naked
Speaker 1: jumping jack showgun. I didn't. He's talking about how I said,
Speaker 1: if you have towels that don't dry you off, you
Speaker 1: gotta do I didn't mean to put that image in
Speaker 1: everyone's head. I'm not doing that, Okay, I have towels
Speaker 1: that dry me up, you know. Never mind? Is Elon
Speaker 1: Musk showing us the way to clean out the system.
Speaker 1: He's gone into Twitter and is apparently cleaned house, laying
Speaker 1: off a lot of staff, laying off a lot of staff.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the way the next Republican
Speaker 1: needs to clean out the swamp. These people had their
Speaker 1: chance to do the right thing. They went full commy.
Speaker 1: Never go full commy. What do you think? Also, Poland
Speaker 1: was eaten up with communism and now they're probably the
Speaker 1: number one anti communist country in the world. How did
Speaker 1: that transpire? And can we follow that path? All right,
Speaker 1: we'll get to that in a second. To this first,
Speaker 1: Elon Musk bought Twitter, you know, richest guy in the world.
Speaker 1: Twitter as a social media company. He's firing everybody, firing everyone.
Speaker 1: Apparently some girl gave him attitude and he just fired
Speaker 1: her on the spot and told her, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go get free tap wine somewhere else. So he's
Speaker 1: not only firing him, he's firing him with prejudice, was
Speaker 1: salt right. It's great, all those little vicious commies in there,
Speaker 1: He's just sending them all, packing, every one of them. However, Man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a Debbie downer on a Friday, Chris.
Speaker 1: But let me all right, let me give it to you.
Speaker 1: Don't get your hopes up too much. And this is
Speaker 1: why I say this. Elon Musk, like Trump, is a
Speaker 1: system disruptor. The communists had full control of not only
Speaker 1: every single media company, they had full control of every
Speaker 1: social media company. They censored out all the information that
Speaker 1: he didn't want. They just, I mean, they used the
Speaker 1: biggest Communists believe in using power. They had universal control,
Speaker 1: and they loved Twitter. Twitter is the place where so
Speaker 1: many people get and share information. It just is news, articles, videos, whatever.
Speaker 1: Half the half the sound bites you here on the
Speaker 1: show are pulled from Twitter sources. It's just a gold
Speaker 1: mine for that kind of stuff, for instant news. And
Speaker 1: the communists love having total control. So Elon Musk comes
Speaker 1: in and buys them. What happened right away, right away.
Speaker 1: Major advertisers, at least twenty of them. We're talking Fortune
Speaker 1: five hundred companies here, begin yanking their advertising dollars out
Speaker 1: of Twitter. I'm already hearing rumors. Now these are just rumors.
Speaker 1: Pause here, I'm already hearing rumors. They may have to
Speaker 1: declare bankruptcy already already. Twitter may declare bankruptcy. Now we're
Speaker 1: talking about the richest human being on the planet, the
Speaker 1: richest man on the planet. Do you have any idea
Speaker 1: how many rich men there are on this planet and
Speaker 1: how many guys are there worth so much money? It's absurd.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is not only richer than all of them,
Speaker 1: he's far richer than all of them. And the richest
Speaker 1: man on the planet very well might get crushed because
Speaker 1: that's what happens to system disruptors. We have a vile,
Speaker 1: corrupt system, and when you own all these institutions, it
Speaker 1: simply gives you the ability to crush anyone. They're crushing
Speaker 1: Trump right now. Trump is a billionaire. Former presidents what
Speaker 1: they do. They impeached him twice, They're getting ready to
Speaker 1: indict him. Trump might be arrested soon. That's Trump. Elon
Speaker 1: Musk is the richest dude in the world, and they
Speaker 1: might get him too. I don't mean to be down.
Speaker 1: I just want you to not get your hopes up
Speaker 1: too much. Okay, don't get your hopes up that he
Speaker 1: is changing everything and everything's going to change. I like
Speaker 1: a lot of what he's doing. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: waive anyone's palm. Palm is definitely not billionaires. I like
Speaker 1: a lot of what he's doing. We should cheer for
Speaker 1: that and hope for that, but don't get your hopes up.
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Speaker 1: All right, ask doctor Jesse Thome. Jesse, how should the
Speaker 1: GOP pivot on abortion is what he's talking about. More importantly,
Speaker 1: how do we get people to understand this type of
Speaker 1: propaganda used by the communists so they aren't constantly convinced
Speaker 1: of false narratives. He's talking about the fact we let's
Speaker 1: single women voted on that on abortion? They did, So
Speaker 1: what do we do? How do we pivot? I'll explain
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