WEBVTT - Hour 2: Just War 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:10.360 Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.480 On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, I just can't. I 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.639 just can't. You know, freedom is not free, so I 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:20.560 must that's true. What Chris, You don't, Chris, you don't 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.200 understand you know what I'm saying? All Right, we have 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.799 a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions. Someone else wants 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:29.080 to talk about Trump digital money, something we should be 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.200 worried about, the questions about that. I have to menu whisper. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.200 We're gonna do this together on the air. Someone owns 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.080 a restaurant and once the Jesse Kelly Dinner special, and 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.760 we have to pick out the food. I will teach you. Look, 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.280 you can never be as good as me at ordering food. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.080 What Chris, I'm the menu whisper. I'm the best on 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.960 the planet. I can look at a menu. And what's 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.280 that saying in the show Goodwill Hunting whoever Motzart or 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.040 somebody how he just looked at a piano and it 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.280 just made sense to him. That's me with food. I 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.000 look at a menu and I just it makes sense 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.560 to me. So you'll never be as good as me, 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.640 all right, but you can get better I can give 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.360 you little tips and tricks for improvement. We're walks through 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.640 a menu. I'll teach you how to be a menu whisperer. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:18.000 But first, someone asked about just wars, what wars have 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.959 been just? And everyone will have different opinions on this. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.839 There are tons of people in this country who would 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.760 say the civil wars just right, we had to end slavery. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.840 There are tons of people in this country who said, no, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.800 it wasn't there was an invasion, it was ridiculous, it 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.640 was a violation of states rights. Like you will never 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:42.880 get a universal yes, that war was just outside of 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.120 World War Two, and that's pretty much well. I don't 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.200 think I've ever talked to a single person who said 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.320 World War Two was unjust. We got we got attacked, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.320 we got sucker punched by the Japanese and they were 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.440 gas and six million Jews in Germany. I think we 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.520 should probably put a stop till some of that. No, 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:04.360 so world War two aside, I want to focus on 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:09.000 this one real quick, World War One. Do you ever 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.720 read anything about World War One? And I'm not going 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:14.280 to spend a much of time on this, but you 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:19.280 know the story. Archduke Franz Ferdinhand of Austria. Hungary gets killed. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.400 That immediately pulls in this and pulls in this country, 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.000 and pulls in this country, and soon it's a huge 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.600 war between Germany and Britain and France and Russia and Turkey, 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:35.160 and it's huge war. I am horrified by World War 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:41.000 One because the numbers in World War One are so staggering. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.400 You don't realize it because World War Two overshadowed it. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.440 World War One permanently altered the world in bad ways. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.080 I forget what the number is, but I think it's 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:54.840 something like France lost twenty five percent of the male population. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:59.160 That's you can't replace that. You need those young men 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.040 back in society, getting married, making babies, going to work. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:05.560 That that permanently alters your nation. And it wasn't like 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.919 the same story in Germany, the same story in Britain, 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.679 it was in Russia. It was just millions and millions 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:15.080 of young men dying. And what was so what's so 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:19.800 crazy about it is there wasn't a Hitler, Right, there 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:24.040 wasn't a There wasn't a good reason for it. And 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.440 there's not a single person to blame either, Right, There's 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.440 not a single country to blame. It was just like 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:35.480 one of these things that happened and seemed inevitable, and 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:40.280 it's horrifying that nobody stopped it. How how did they 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.800 allow that kind of carnage to continue? There are places 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.040 in France to this day you cannot go because of 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:52.040 all the unexploded artillery shells still under the ground. It's 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:58.240 just it's such a horrific thing that was pointless. Oh 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.400 and by the way, that's the reason it was a 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.920 hitler in World War two. World War One is the 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:07.680 reason it was horrible and it never should have happened. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:13.040 And I think it was horrible we got involved. We 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:16.320 should never have been involved in World War One. Ever, 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.320 a lot of people to this day say, you know, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.719 the sinking of the Lusitanian stuff like that. They think 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.200 it was done by America. No, no, I don't believe that, 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.880 But there are conspiracy theories that say it was done 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:31.440 by America just to drag us into this thing. It 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:35.040 was just horrible. So I'll actually answer that question that way. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.479 I think World War One is a disgrace. I think 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.800 the fact that we sent American troops over there to 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:45.800 die in that disgraceful war is twice the disgrace. That's horrible. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:49.400 All right, Jesse, You said that seventy six year old 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.680 billionaire who was president of the United States is not 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:55.080 going to change. Does that mean if we elect Donald 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.640 Trump as president, we can expect him to appoint another 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.039 Anthony Fauci, Christopher Ray, General Mark Millie, so on and 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:07.280 so forth. Look, I'm you know my thoughts on the primary. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.840 Told you over and over and over again. I'm not 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.400 on team Trump. I'm not on team to Santis. I'm 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:16.280 on team America. I want everyone to get in and 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.599 fight each other and you prove to me why you 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.080 can earn my vote. But I will tell you this. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.040 If you're a Trump fan, fine, I got no issue 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:29.279 with you. Good, but don't expect him to change. He's 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.760 a seventy six year old billionaire former president of the 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.200 United States of America. If you're if you want what 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:39.120 he did everything he did again, then stick with your 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:43.040 man and vote Donald Trump. Do it. Do not if 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.760 you're thinking there's going to be some kind of improvement 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.520 in the area of personnel and stuff like that. Donald 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.839 Trump is who he is. It's worked for him his 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.359 entire life. He's mega rich and was leader of the 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.640 free world. It looked on a macro level. Donald Trump's 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.600 doing real well, is he not. Guys like that don't 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.480 look in the mirror and think, ah, I'm gonna make 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.240 some changes there, don't. It's not that's not how they 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.480 think there won't be changes, because it doesn't think anything 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.680 needs to change. Jesse, could you give some input on 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:16.200 your take? Is the inevitable money swap from our paper 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:21.360 currency to digital currency? Asking for my broker who seems oblivious. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.279 This is one of those subjects that is so painfully 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.560 boring and yet so critically important. So I'm gonna spend 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.240 time on it anyway, just a couple of minutes on it. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.039 They're working right now in the government and around the 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:41.719 world to completely remove any paper money at all. And 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.600 it sounds too This is this is where, this is 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.800 where you're going to be frustrated. And I'm going to 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.880 be frustrated because your neighbor, the one we talk about 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:51.720 all the time, the one who agrees with you, i mean, 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.960 shares your values, but doesn't really pay attention. When you 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.440 say digital currency to a normal person, they think, oh nice, 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.440 Oh that would be actually convenient. Oh look, I'll just 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.719 I'll put all my money. You'll be on my watch. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.479 I just scan my watch or you know what. You know, 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.119 I'll have a little chip put in my hand. That'll 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:14.120 be fine, No big deal, right you, I'm sure already 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:19.240 do understand. It is signing up for the most tyrannical 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.000 police state and the history of the world. That's what 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.640 it is. You thought communism was bad in the Soviet 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:29.600 Union or China, Wait until the government can track every 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:35.600 single penny you you have. It's horrific. But it's such 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.800 a boring and kind of complicated issue that we don't 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.440 spend a ton of time on it. You've heard me 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.480 talk about it from time to time, but not tons 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:46.160 because well, it's hard, it's confusing. I don't understand. Just no. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.640 Digital currency means they track you. It's not about it's 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:55.960 not about your money. They know everything about you at 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:00.280 all times. That's what digital currency brings. It is it 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:04.000 will enable the most tyrannical government in the history of 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.680 the world. If they ever switched to a digital currency. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.600 You can go ahead and start the countdown to an 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.960 actual hot civil war, because that's what it would be. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:15.160 It would eventually be a bloody revolution. There would be 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.800 a guerrilla movement there. It is that bad. That bad, 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:24.600 all right, Now, that's enough ugliness. Actually, know what, let's 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.760 do one more ugly thing and talk about John Fetterman. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.400 What Chris, we have to talk about Senator Cucumber Jesse. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.640 After seeing John Fetterman get elected in Pennsylvania, have you 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:39.360 considered America maybe too far gone to elect a system disruptor? What? Then? 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:49.319 I have considered this? You might be right. You've already 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.760 heard me say. I believe as a nation, as a 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.600 fifty state nation, we're already finished. We're at least two 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.520 different countries. We're just different people. We shouldn't be living 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.600 together anymore. They us, we hate them. There's not going 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.679 to be some kind of change in that. There's not 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.840 going to be some national unity healing the divide. It's ridiculous. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.600 What Chris, Chris, you have to talk into the microphone. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:19.040 What Chris said, Chris brings up a good point too 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.199 when we talk about Senator Cucumber, to keep in mind 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.880 the guy has been ingrained in the Democrat machine in 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.959 Pennsylvania for a long time. I would I remember watching 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.079 I believe it was state senator debate videos. Was Senator 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.440 Cucumber back when he could complete sentences and whatnot, and 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:41.280 he eventually rose to be Lieutenant governor of the state. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:46.200 And our candidate sucked. Doctor Oz didn't inspire a single 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.560 human being. Yes, he actually could complete sentences, and it 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.240 would be much better if he was a senator in Pennsylvania. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.560 But we went up against the Democrat machine, and we 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.600 went up against the guy who's been part of the 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:02.120 Democrat machine. Every single person Pennsylvania knew who John Fetterman was. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.959 They knew all about John Fetterman. That was a lot 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:08.080 to go up against. Yeah, I Pennsylvania is extremely screwed. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.920 I'm not saying otherwise, But at least we're gonna get 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.680 good sound bites from Senator Cucumber. Think how much? Think 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.479 how great that's gonna be, Chris, That's gonna be hilarious. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.360 It's gonna make Joe Biden look like a Rhodes scholar. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:27.960 All right, quit focus focus on this. It is Veterans 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.760 Day again. Happy Veterans Day of my buddies out there. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:35.760 It's also November. Do you know what that means. It's 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:41.040 time to start considering tax deductions. I tell you about 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.200 preborn all the time, and you know, twenty eight dollars 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.520 saves a life. If you give twenty eight bucks, that's 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.600 all you can do. That's fine. If you give twenty 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.120 eight dollars, you are buying a young woman who's about 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.640 to have an abortion. You are buying her an ultrasound, 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.240 and you are saving a baby's life. I don't bring 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:02.000 this up often, but you know that they accept donations 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:05.640 of any mount amount and it's tax deductible, and they 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:09.000 accept it from an individual or a business. If you 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.120 want to write Pete preborn a ten thousand dollars check, 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:12.920 do it. If you want to write them a twenty 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:14.920 thousand dollars check, do it. Do you have any idea 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:18.640 that's buying them an ultrasound machine and buying ultrasounds you 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.520 want to talk about saving lives? So look, I know 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.520 there's a lot of money, but if you can dial 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:28.040 pound two five zero and say baby are gonna preborn 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.520 dot com slash Jesse, nice little fat tax deduction at 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.040 the end of the year. Huh. Hang on the Jesse 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:43.800 Kelly Show, it ain't the Jesse Kelly Show. On an 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.800 ask doctor Jesse Friday, don't forget if you miss any 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.960 part of the show, which I couldn't imagine you would 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.920 ever do. But if you happen to, maybe you had 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:53.880 to go, maybe you have to go peepee or something 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.120 like that, and you have to miss a minute. You 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.760 can download the whole shit. They podcast the whole show. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.600 You can download the whole show after it's done on 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.960 iTunes if you're doing it on iTunes. Five star rating 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.960 and a review discussing how handsome I am Spotify, iHeart, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.760 We're all over everything. Google whatever you want, It's easy 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.880 to find. Dear show gun Oracle. Is there anything you've 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.679 ever wanted to do? Have a reasonable expectation that it's possible, 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:23.400 but fear you'll never get a chance. I've always wanted 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:26.360 to represent myself in court, not for a trial of 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.439 the century type scenario, but for a sweet sweet spot 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.000 where I feel if I lost, it wouldn't break me 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:40.240 or cause incarceration. Okay, one, that's great too. This is 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.760 so embarrassing, now, you know it's not. I'm not embarrassed 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.160 at all. You know how I talk a lot about 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:49.079 how I'm like a shadow, a six ft eight shadow. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.559 Shut up, Chris about how I'm a shadow and I 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:56.599 can blend in. I should have been a spy. I seriously, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.720 I want to go undercover in some way so badly. 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.720 And what Chris, and so I want to go in 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.400 some oh it was I offered kind of, well, here's 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.440 the story behind that. I was in Iraq. Al right, 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.120 we're I'm in the Marines at the time, and I'm 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:15.560 in Iraq, and they have when you joined the Marines, 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.840 you have to take us a test before you join, 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.920 called an ASVAB. I think that's for every branch, but 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:22.320 I don't know. We got to I had to take 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:25.520 an ASVAB. It's kind of like a mental aptitude test. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.640 And I'm sure I must have cheated or something on 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.720 it because I scored really high on the ASVAB. So 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.120 I'm in Iraq and I'm about to get out of 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.200 the Marine Corps. Not just out of Iraq, out of 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.480 the Marine Corps. My four years is almost up. I 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.880 get word one day that they want to see me 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.040 down at battalion. What you need to know is that 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:48.000 just consider that headquarters and there's basically never a good 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.320 reason that you've been called to battalion. So you did 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.520 something wrong or something criminal, and so it's just a 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.120 matter of what what I got caught doing and I 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.840 don't know. I get worried. Hey, you have to go 0:13:56.880 --> 0:14:00.199 to go to battalion. Okay, all right. I get a 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:04.320 battalion and they haul me over into intelligence, into intel, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:09.120 and it was a recruiting pitch because I had scored 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.559 so high on my ASVAB score. They told me, hey, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.320 we want you to re up. We want you to 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:18.480 re enlist in the Marines and go military intelligence. I 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.360 was close to doing it. That's how much I love 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.720 that spy stuff, and I'm fascinated by that stuff, and 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.400 that's how much I really wanted to do it. But 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:34.520 the problem was the military has amazing They're incredible intensive 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.520 foreign language schools. I've never been to one. I just 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.400 have heard about that. I'm talking. You show up and 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.960 in like two three months, you speak fluent far seat. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.200 They're they're incredible. I'm sure they must beat that into you. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.280 But anyway, they were supposed to be really, really good. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:53.960 I was starting to think about my post Marine Corps 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.680 career and what I was going to try to do 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.440 for a living, and I wanted to expand my options. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:03.080 We your options only in when you speak multiple languages, right, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.880 So I asked them, I will re up if you 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.080 can guarantee me in writing that I will get to 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.600 go to the intensive foreign language school so I can 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.960 pick up a second language. They wouldn't do it. They 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.760 try to get me too. They try to say, well, no, 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.840 I think there's a very good chance we can get you. No, 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.720 no, no no, no, no no no no. I didn't say good chance. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:27.360 I want it right here in writing all. I wasn't raised, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.800 I wasn't born last night. Chris, my old man would 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.720 kill me if I didn't get it in writing. No, no no, no, no, 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:35.160 I want in writing that. I'm going, well, no, we 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.720 can't do it in writing, but we're pretty sure we can. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.640 You know what we're done here, goodbye, getting out. I anyway, 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:47.200 back to your question, I really want to be a spy, Chris, 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:51.240 you actually my height would be a problem. I'm sure 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.000 there have been six eight spies before. Have you ever 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.600 heard of hiding in plain sight? Who would suspect me, 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.760 the six eight guy, of being a spy? I want 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.320 to I want to go undercover. I want to infiltrate 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.760 some horrible Communist government at the highest levels. And I 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.400 want to I want to risk arrest and torture, but 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.720 I want to fight for the cause of freedom. And 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.240 if there's a really mean communist there he's hurting and 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.120 killing people, I'm want to put a couple of poison 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:22.120 drops in his coffee. What Chris, Chris and Chris No 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.440 that Chris said, I can do that here. You know what, Chris, 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:28.320 that's not right, Jesse. Why do people say epps some 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:34.640 salts plural instead of singular. I don't know. I call 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.440 it epps and salts too. Well, there's a bunch of 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.680 little salts and I don't look, it doesn't matter, all right, anyway, 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:45.080 that's a weird question. Now, let's do two things real quick. One, 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:48.840 let's get serious before we get into the hershel Walker stuff. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.360 We have to build a menu meal for somebody on 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.360 the air. We're gonna do that together. That's probably gonna 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.280 happen next. Before we get to any of that, let's 0:16:55.280 --> 0:17:01.680 do another very very serious thing. Your protection. Your protection. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.920 You know, I just got back from Nashville, and you 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.440 walk everywhere in Nashville. I walked everywhere, just miles and 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.639 miles and miles, walking down to meet with the suits, 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.920 walking down to dinner, walking down to the party, walking 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.600 down to the radio station, walking down everywhere, and one 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:19.080 thing I've just marveled at. It's the relatively safe city. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:22.520 But because it's a big college town Vanderbilt, is there 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:29.920 all the women, the women walking alone at night, clearly 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.479 college girls walking alone at night. And I remember, and honestly, 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:36.240 the only thing that kept me from doing it is 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.040 that I didn't want to come off like a total creep. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.240 I would look at them. I guess I'm just getting 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.160 old now and think to myself, I hope she has 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.359 something to protect herself with walking down unlit streets and 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.520 things that. I hope she has something in that tiny 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.760 little purse to protect herself with, because you know what 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:58.000 she is. Otherwise, pray, get a hero gun for that 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:02.000 daughter you've sent off to college. Please get one for 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.920 your mom who lives alone. Shoot your son who you've 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.960 sent off to college, or the military wherever. Get them 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:12.280 a hero gun. They will carry it because it's non lethal. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:13.719 You don't even have to call it a gun. They 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.320 can use it. It's got a laser sight. Again, it's 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.400 non lethal, so if they screw something up and shoot 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.040 themselves in the foot, it's not the end of the world. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.120 They'll just be hurting a little bit. It shoots these 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:27.000 pepperballs that will save their lives. It will save their lives. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:29.919 Get a Hero gun for the person you love who 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:33.639 you've sent away from home. Please go to Hero twenty 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:39.000 twenty dot com. That's Hero twenty twenty dot com. Code 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:41.919 Jesse gets you a special discount. Remember you don't need 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.119 a concealed carry permit. It has a laser sight. Anyone 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.840 can use it. You disappoint and squeeze anybody. Well, she's 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:50.240 got small, small hands, she can use it. I promise 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.520 my wife can use it. State restrictions may apply. Now 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.160 we have to address herschel Walker Mitch McConnell and build 0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:10.200 someone a Jesse Kelly's Special Dinner. It is the Jesse 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:14.280 Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Will you 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:17.240 guys have some really not nice things to say about 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:19.879 my beard? I will just say not nice things. Some 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:22.760 guy just said, this guy looks like he's about to 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:25.879 sell me a used PT Cruiser for four hundred and 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:31.520 ninety nine dollars down. My mustache looks good. Okay, the 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:35.720 wife is horrified. I think it looks good. Look it's 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:37.680 good to grow back at The beard's growing back in. 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:41.439 It's already growing as we speak. Let's deal with Herschel 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:45.080 Walker first before we get into the most important thing 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:46.960 we may do on the show tonight, and let's build 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:49.920 the Jesse Kelly special at a menu. We have the 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:53.600 GOP pivoting, how do we appeal to more people? Elon 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.399 Musk all kinds of things. Hey, Jesse will Hershell Walker 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:01.040 if he wins, become Mitch McConnell's. But it's the word 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.680 for a female dog. Apparently Mitch McConnell was adding some 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:08.240 funding to Walker's new runoff campaign. Slick Mitch is garnering 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:12.360 future support. All of this just stinks. Hopefully Walker has 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:17.080 a line he won't cross. Look, you never know. You 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:20.000 never know who's going to go to Washington, DC and 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:23.200 sell you out. You don't. And that's part of the 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:27.760 reason that our political system has rotted so much. As 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.399 this system we have where if you're in DC and 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:34.400 you're raising this huge amount of pack money from mega 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:37.800 donors and businesses and things like that, and that PAC 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:41.680 money what it is is power. It allows you to 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:45.520 go into races like Georgia and it allows you to 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:49.040 throw all your weight behind Herschel Walker and Mitch McConnell should. 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.480 Let's hope he actually steps up and helps herschel Walker, 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:54.879 unlike what he did with Blake Masters. It allows you 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:56.119 to go in there and do that, and that's a 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:58.879 good thing. All that's good, right, Raise the money, go 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:05.320 help herschell Walker. Whim. However, if you're herschel Walker and 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:08.040 then you get elected and you go to Washington, D C. 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:12.399 And you know, a part of you being elected was 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.800 all that Mitch McConnell pack money, that's part of the 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:19.639 reason you're there. It makes it easier for Mitch McConnell 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:23.280 to knock on your office door one day and say, hey, 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:27.960 Herschel you know that crappy gun control bill we're about 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:29.560 to pass, you know, like the one they already did 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:31.680 with John Corner. We got a crappy gun control bill. 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:33.560 I know your people are gonna be mad about it, 0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:37.080 but hey, Herschel you know you wouldn't be here if 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.960 it wasn't for me, right, And that's how it's done. 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:42.359 And that's you know what Chris, I feel icky, we 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:48.840 need to blow off some steam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. 0:21:51.520 --> 0:22:00.639 I like m do I want from you? Yea? Yeah, 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:13.440 your friend, though you must not have been much much. 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:21.480 Now let's dig in because I realize. Look, God gives 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:25.720 us all gifts, right, everyone has been given gifts. You 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:29.239 are uniquely made. He has given you gifts no one 0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:33.639 else has been given. I feel like we all have 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:39.000 an obligation to use those gifts for His purpose. I've 0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:43.440 been given the gift of ordering food. I'm just better 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.640 at it than everyone else on the planet. I am, 0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:48.680 I am Chris. I'm just better at it than everyone else. 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:52.840 Because of that, I feel like that makes I feel 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:55.600 like I have an obligation before God to spread the 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:57.480 word and try to teach you how to do it. 0:22:57.600 --> 0:22:59.680 So allow me to do this because I got this. 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:03.080 See Jesse, here's my question. Dude owns a restaurant in 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:08.040 Pompano Beach, Florida. He said, here's my question, attached as 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.240 a copy of our menu. Could you please choose one appetizer, 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:14.400 one entree, and two side dishes and one dessert one 0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:16.560 dessert in a boot of beer. And I'm going to 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:20.000 name it the Jesse Kelly Dinner Special. And after customers 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:23.880