1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, I just can't. I 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: just can't. You know, freedom is not free, so I 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: must that's true. What Chris, You don't, Chris, you don't 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: understand you know what I'm saying? All Right, we have 6 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,799 Speaker 1: a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions. Someone else wants 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: to talk about Trump digital money, something we should be 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: worried about, the questions about that. I have to menu whisper. 9 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna do this together on the air. Someone owns 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: a restaurant and once the Jesse Kelly Dinner special, and 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: we have to pick out the food. I will teach you. Look, 12 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: you can never be as good as me at ordering food. 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: What Chris, I'm the menu whisper. I'm the best on 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: the planet. I can look at a menu. And what's 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: that saying in the show Goodwill Hunting whoever Motzart or 16 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: somebody how he just looked at a piano and it 17 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: just made sense to him. That's me with food. I 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: look at a menu and I just it makes sense 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: to me. So you'll never be as good as me, 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: all right, but you can get better I can give 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: you little tips and tricks for improvement. We're walks through 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: a menu. I'll teach you how to be a menu whisperer. 23 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: But first, someone asked about just wars, what wars have 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: been just? And everyone will have different opinions on this. 25 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,839 Speaker 1: There are tons of people in this country who would 26 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: say the civil wars just right, we had to end slavery. 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: There are tons of people in this country who said, no, 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't there was an invasion, it was ridiculous, it 29 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: was a violation of states rights. Like you will never 30 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: get a universal yes, that war was just outside of 31 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: World War Two, and that's pretty much well. I don't 32 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: think I've ever talked to a single person who said 33 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: World War Two was unjust. We got we got attacked, 34 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: we got sucker punched by the Japanese and they were 35 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: gas and six million Jews in Germany. I think we 36 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: should probably put a stop till some of that. No, 37 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: so world War two aside, I want to focus on 38 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: this one real quick, World War One. Do you ever 39 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: read anything about World War One? And I'm not going 40 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: to spend a much of time on this, but you 41 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: know the story. Archduke Franz Ferdinhand of Austria. Hungary gets killed. 42 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: That immediately pulls in this and pulls in this country, 43 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: and pulls in this country, and soon it's a huge 44 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: war between Germany and Britain and France and Russia and Turkey, 45 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: and it's huge war. I am horrified by World War 46 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: One because the numbers in World War One are so staggering. 47 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: You don't realize it because World War Two overshadowed it. 48 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: World War One permanently altered the world in bad ways. 49 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: I forget what the number is, but I think it's 50 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: something like France lost twenty five percent of the male population. 51 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: That's you can't replace that. You need those young men 52 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: back in society, getting married, making babies, going to work. 53 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: That that permanently alters your nation. And it wasn't like 54 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: the same story in Germany, the same story in Britain, 55 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 1: it was in Russia. It was just millions and millions 56 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: of young men dying. And what was so what's so 57 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: crazy about it is there wasn't a Hitler, Right, there 58 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: wasn't a There wasn't a good reason for it. And 59 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: there's not a single person to blame either, Right, There's 60 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: not a single country to blame. It was just like 61 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: one of these things that happened and seemed inevitable, and 62 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: it's horrifying that nobody stopped it. How how did they 63 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: allow that kind of carnage to continue? There are places 64 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: in France to this day you cannot go because of 65 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: all the unexploded artillery shells still under the ground. It's 66 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: just it's such a horrific thing that was pointless. Oh 67 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: and by the way, that's the reason it was a 68 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: hitler in World War two. World War One is the 69 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: reason it was horrible and it never should have happened. 70 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: And I think it was horrible we got involved. We 71 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: should never have been involved in World War One. Ever, 72 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people to this day say, you know, 73 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: the sinking of the Lusitanian stuff like that. They think 74 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: it was done by America. No, no, I don't believe that, 75 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: But there are conspiracy theories that say it was done 76 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: by America just to drag us into this thing. It 77 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: was just horrible. So I'll actually answer that question that way. 78 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: I think World War One is a disgrace. I think 79 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: the fact that we sent American troops over there to 80 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: die in that disgraceful war is twice the disgrace. That's horrible. 81 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: All right, Jesse, You said that seventy six year old 82 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: billionaire who was president of the United States is not 83 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: going to change. Does that mean if we elect Donald 84 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: Trump as president, we can expect him to appoint another 85 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci, Christopher Ray, General Mark Millie, so on and 86 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: so forth. Look, I'm you know my thoughts on the primary. 87 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: Told you over and over and over again. I'm not 88 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: on team Trump. I'm not on team to Santis. I'm 89 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: on team America. I want everyone to get in and 90 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: fight each other and you prove to me why you 91 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: can earn my vote. But I will tell you this. 92 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: If you're a Trump fan, fine, I got no issue 93 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 1: with you. Good, but don't expect him to change. He's 94 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: a seventy six year old billionaire former president of the 95 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: United States of America. If you're if you want what 96 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: he did everything he did again, then stick with your 97 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 1: man and vote Donald Trump. Do it. Do not if 98 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: you're thinking there's going to be some kind of improvement 99 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: in the area of personnel and stuff like that. Donald 100 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: Trump is who he is. It's worked for him his 101 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 1: entire life. He's mega rich and was leader of the 102 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: free world. It looked on a macro level. Donald Trump's 103 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: doing real well, is he not. Guys like that don't 104 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 1: look in the mirror and think, ah, I'm gonna make 105 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: some changes there, don't. It's not that's not how they 106 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: think there won't be changes, because it doesn't think anything 107 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: needs to change. Jesse, could you give some input on 108 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: your take? Is the inevitable money swap from our paper 109 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: currency to digital currency? Asking for my broker who seems oblivious. 110 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 1: This is one of those subjects that is so painfully 111 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: boring and yet so critically important. So I'm gonna spend 112 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: time on it anyway, just a couple of minutes on it. 113 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: They're working right now in the government and around the 114 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: world to completely remove any paper money at all. And 115 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: it sounds too This is this is where, this is 116 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: where you're going to be frustrated. And I'm going to 117 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: be frustrated because your neighbor, the one we talk about 118 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: all the time, the one who agrees with you, i mean, 119 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: shares your values, but doesn't really pay attention. When you 120 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: say digital currency to a normal person, they think, oh nice, 121 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: Oh that would be actually convenient. Oh look, I'll just 122 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: I'll put all my money. You'll be on my watch. 123 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 1: I just scan my watch or you know what. You know, 124 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,119 Speaker 1: I'll have a little chip put in my hand. That'll 125 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: be fine, No big deal, right you, I'm sure already 126 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: do understand. It is signing up for the most tyrannical 127 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: police state and the history of the world. That's what 128 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: it is. You thought communism was bad in the Soviet 129 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: Union or China, Wait until the government can track every 130 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: single penny you you have. It's horrific. But it's such 131 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: a boring and kind of complicated issue that we don't 132 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: spend a ton of time on it. You've heard me 133 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: talk about it from time to time, but not tons 134 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: because well, it's hard, it's confusing. I don't understand. Just no. 135 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: Digital currency means they track you. It's not about it's 136 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: not about your money. They know everything about you at 137 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: all times. That's what digital currency brings. It is it 138 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: will enable the most tyrannical government in the history of 139 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: the world. If they ever switched to a digital currency. 140 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 1: You can go ahead and start the countdown to an 141 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 1: actual hot civil war, because that's what it would be. 142 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: It would eventually be a bloody revolution. There would be 143 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: a guerrilla movement there. It is that bad. That bad, 144 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: all right, Now, that's enough ugliness. Actually, know what, let's 145 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: do one more ugly thing and talk about John Fetterman. 146 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: What Chris, we have to talk about Senator Cucumber Jesse. 147 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: After seeing John Fetterman get elected in Pennsylvania, have you 148 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: considered America maybe too far gone to elect a system disruptor? What? Then? 149 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: I have considered this? You might be right. You've already 150 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 1: heard me say. I believe as a nation, as a 151 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 1: fifty state nation, we're already finished. We're at least two 152 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: different countries. We're just different people. We shouldn't be living 153 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: together anymore. They us, we hate them. There's not going 154 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: to be some kind of change in that. There's not 155 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,840 Speaker 1: going to be some national unity healing the divide. It's ridiculous. 156 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: What Chris, Chris, you have to talk into the microphone. 157 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 1: What Chris said, Chris brings up a good point too 158 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,199 Speaker 1: when we talk about Senator Cucumber, to keep in mind 159 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: the guy has been ingrained in the Democrat machine in 160 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,959 Speaker 1: Pennsylvania for a long time. I would I remember watching 161 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 1: I believe it was state senator debate videos. Was Senator 162 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 1: Cucumber back when he could complete sentences and whatnot, and 163 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: he eventually rose to be Lieutenant governor of the state. 164 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 1: And our candidate sucked. Doctor Oz didn't inspire a single 165 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,560 Speaker 1: human being. Yes, he actually could complete sentences, and it 166 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: would be much better if he was a senator in Pennsylvania. 167 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,560 Speaker 1: But we went up against the Democrat machine, and we 168 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: went up against the guy who's been part of the 169 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: Democrat machine. Every single person Pennsylvania knew who John Fetterman was. 170 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,959 Speaker 1: They knew all about John Fetterman. That was a lot 171 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,080 Speaker 1: to go up against. Yeah, I Pennsylvania is extremely screwed. 172 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm not saying otherwise, But at least we're gonna get 173 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 1: good sound bites from Senator Cucumber. Think how much? Think 174 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,479 Speaker 1: how great that's gonna be, Chris, That's gonna be hilarious. 175 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: It's gonna make Joe Biden look like a Rhodes scholar. 176 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: All right, quit focus focus on this. It is Veterans 177 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: Day again. Happy Veterans Day of my buddies out there. 178 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: It's also November. Do you know what that means. It's 179 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: time to start considering tax deductions. I tell you about 180 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,200 Speaker 1: preborn all the time, and you know, twenty eight dollars 181 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: saves a life. If you give twenty eight bucks, that's 182 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 1: all you can do. That's fine. If you give twenty 183 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 1: eight dollars, you are buying a young woman who's about 184 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: to have an abortion. You are buying her an ultrasound, 185 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: and you are saving a baby's life. I don't bring 186 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: this up often, but you know that they accept donations 187 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: of any mount amount and it's tax deductible, and they 188 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: accept it from an individual or a business. If you 189 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 1: want to write Pete preborn a ten thousand dollars check, 190 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: do it. If you want to write them a twenty 191 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 1: thousand dollars check, do it. Do you have any idea 192 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: that's buying them an ultrasound machine and buying ultrasounds you 193 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: want to talk about saving lives? So look, I know 194 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 1: there's a lot of money, but if you can dial 195 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say baby are gonna preborn 196 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse, nice little fat tax deduction at 197 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 1: the end of the year. Huh. Hang on the Jesse 198 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, it ain't the Jesse Kelly Show. On an 199 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday, don't forget if you miss any 200 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 1: part of the show, which I couldn't imagine you would 201 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 1: ever do. But if you happen to, maybe you had 202 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: to go, maybe you have to go peepee or something 203 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: like that, and you have to miss a minute. You 204 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 1: can download the whole shit. They podcast the whole show. 205 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 1: You can download the whole show after it's done on 206 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: iTunes if you're doing it on iTunes. Five star rating 207 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: and a review discussing how handsome I am Spotify, iHeart, 208 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: We're all over everything. Google whatever you want, It's easy 209 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: to find. Dear show gun Oracle. Is there anything you've 210 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 1: ever wanted to do? Have a reasonable expectation that it's possible, 211 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: but fear you'll never get a chance. I've always wanted 212 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 1: to represent myself in court, not for a trial of 213 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,439 Speaker 1: the century type scenario, but for a sweet sweet spot 214 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: where I feel if I lost, it wouldn't break me 215 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: or cause incarceration. Okay, one, that's great too. This is 216 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: so embarrassing, now, you know it's not. I'm not embarrassed 217 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 1: at all. You know how I talk a lot about 218 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 1: how I'm like a shadow, a six ft eight shadow. 219 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris about how I'm a shadow and I 220 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,599 Speaker 1: can blend in. I should have been a spy. I seriously, 221 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 1: I want to go undercover in some way so badly. 222 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: And what Chris, and so I want to go in 223 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: some oh it was I offered kind of, well, here's 224 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,440 Speaker 1: the story behind that. I was in Iraq. Al right, 225 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: we're I'm in the Marines at the time, and I'm 226 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: in Iraq, and they have when you joined the Marines, 227 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:17,840 Speaker 1: you have to take us a test before you join, 228 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 1: called an ASVAB. I think that's for every branch, but 229 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: I don't know. We got to I had to take 230 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 1: an ASVAB. It's kind of like a mental aptitude test. 231 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: And I'm sure I must have cheated or something on 232 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 1: it because I scored really high on the ASVAB. So 233 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: I'm in Iraq and I'm about to get out of 234 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. Not just out of Iraq, out of 235 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. My four years is almost up. I 236 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: get word one day that they want to see me 237 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: down at battalion. What you need to know is that 238 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: just consider that headquarters and there's basically never a good 239 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: reason that you've been called to battalion. So you did 240 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: something wrong or something criminal, and so it's just a 241 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,120 Speaker 1: matter of what what I got caught doing and I 242 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: don't know. I get worried. Hey, you have to go 243 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,199 Speaker 1: to go to battalion. Okay, all right. I get a 244 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: battalion and they haul me over into intelligence, into intel, 245 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: and it was a recruiting pitch because I had scored 246 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 1: so high on my ASVAB score. They told me, hey, 247 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,320 Speaker 1: we want you to re up. We want you to 248 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 1: re enlist in the Marines and go military intelligence. I 249 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 1: was close to doing it. That's how much I love 250 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: that spy stuff, and I'm fascinated by that stuff, and 251 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 1: that's how much I really wanted to do it. But 252 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: the problem was the military has amazing They're incredible intensive 253 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 1: foreign language schools. I've never been to one. I just 254 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 1: have heard about that. I'm talking. You show up and 255 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 1: in like two three months, you speak fluent far seat. 256 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: They're they're incredible. I'm sure they must beat that into you. 257 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: But anyway, they were supposed to be really, really good. 258 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: I was starting to think about my post Marine Corps 259 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 1: career and what I was going to try to do 260 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: for a living, and I wanted to expand my options. 261 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 1: We your options only in when you speak multiple languages, right, 262 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 1: So I asked them, I will re up if you 263 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 1: can guarantee me in writing that I will get to 264 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: go to the intensive foreign language school so I can 265 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: pick up a second language. They wouldn't do it. They 266 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: try to get me too. They try to say, well, no, 267 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: I think there's a very good chance we can get you. No, 268 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no no. I didn't say good chance. 269 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 1: I want it right here in writing all. I wasn't raised, 270 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: I wasn't born last night. Chris, my old man would 271 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: kill me if I didn't get it in writing. No, no no, no, no, 272 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: I want in writing that. I'm going, well, no, we 273 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: can't do it in writing, but we're pretty sure we can. 274 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: You know what we're done here, goodbye, getting out. I anyway, 275 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 1: back to your question, I really want to be a spy, Chris, 276 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: you actually my height would be a problem. I'm sure 277 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 1: there have been six eight spies before. Have you ever 278 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: heard of hiding in plain sight? Who would suspect me, 279 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: the six eight guy, of being a spy? I want 280 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,320 Speaker 1: to I want to go undercover. I want to infiltrate 281 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: some horrible Communist government at the highest levels. And I 282 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 1: want to I want to risk arrest and torture, but 283 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: I want to fight for the cause of freedom. And 284 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 1: if there's a really mean communist there he's hurting and 285 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: killing people, I'm want to put a couple of poison 286 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: drops in his coffee. What Chris, Chris and Chris No 287 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: that Chris said, I can do that here. You know what, Chris, 288 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: that's not right, Jesse. Why do people say epps some 289 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: salts plural instead of singular. I don't know. I call 290 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 1: it epps and salts too. Well, there's a bunch of 291 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: little salts and I don't look, it doesn't matter, all right, anyway, 292 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: that's a weird question. Now, let's do two things real quick. One, 293 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: let's get serious before we get into the hershel Walker stuff. 294 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: We have to build a menu meal for somebody on 295 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 1: the air. We're gonna do that together. That's probably gonna 296 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,280 Speaker 1: happen next. Before we get to any of that, let's 297 00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:01,680 Speaker 1: do another very very serious thing. Your protection. Your protection. 298 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: You know, I just got back from Nashville, and you 299 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,440 Speaker 1: walk everywhere in Nashville. I walked everywhere, just miles and 300 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,639 Speaker 1: miles and miles, walking down to meet with the suits, 301 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 1: walking down to dinner, walking down to the party, walking 302 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,600 Speaker 1: down to the radio station, walking down everywhere, and one 303 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: thing I've just marveled at. It's the relatively safe city. 304 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: But because it's a big college town Vanderbilt, is there 305 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: all the women, the women walking alone at night, clearly 306 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,479 Speaker 1: college girls walking alone at night. And I remember, and honestly, 307 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: the only thing that kept me from doing it is 308 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: that I didn't want to come off like a total creep. 309 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: I would look at them. I guess I'm just getting 310 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,160 Speaker 1: old now and think to myself, I hope she has 311 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 1: something to protect herself with walking down unlit streets and 312 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: things that. I hope she has something in that tiny 313 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: little purse to protect herself with, because you know what 314 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: she is. Otherwise, pray, get a hero gun for that 315 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: daughter you've sent off to college. Please get one for 316 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,920 Speaker 1: your mom who lives alone. Shoot your son who you've 317 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: sent off to college, or the military wherever. Get them 318 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: a hero gun. They will carry it because it's non lethal. 319 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,719 Speaker 1: You don't even have to call it a gun. They 320 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 1: can use it. It's got a laser sight. Again, it's 321 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,400 Speaker 1: non lethal, so if they screw something up and shoot 322 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: themselves in the foot, it's not the end of the world. 323 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,120 Speaker 1: They'll just be hurting a little bit. It shoots these 324 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: pepperballs that will save their lives. It will save their lives. 325 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,919 Speaker 1: Get a Hero gun for the person you love who 326 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,639 Speaker 1: you've sent away from home. Please go to Hero twenty 327 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: twenty dot com. That's Hero twenty twenty dot com. Code 328 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: Jesse gets you a special discount. Remember you don't need 329 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,119 Speaker 1: a concealed carry permit. It has a laser sight. Anyone 330 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: can use it. You disappoint and squeeze anybody. Well, she's 331 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: got small, small hands, she can use it. I promise 332 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: my wife can use it. State restrictions may apply. Now 333 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 1: we have to address herschel Walker Mitch McConnell and build 334 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 1: someone a Jesse Kelly's Special Dinner. It is the Jesse 335 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Will you 336 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: guys have some really not nice things to say about 337 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,879 Speaker 1: my beard? I will just say not nice things. Some 338 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: guy just said, this guy looks like he's about to 339 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: sell me a used PT Cruiser for four hundred and 340 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,520 Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars down. My mustache looks good. Okay, the 341 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 1: wife is horrified. I think it looks good. Look it's 342 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: good to grow back at The beard's growing back in. 343 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 1: It's already growing as we speak. Let's deal with Herschel 344 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: Walker first before we get into the most important thing 345 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 1: we may do on the show tonight, and let's build 346 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,920 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly special at a menu. We have the 347 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: GOP pivoting, how do we appeal to more people? Elon 348 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 1: Musk all kinds of things. Hey, Jesse will Hershell Walker 349 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:01,040 Speaker 1: if he wins, become Mitch McConnell's. But it's the word 350 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,680 Speaker 1: for a female dog. Apparently Mitch McConnell was adding some 351 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: funding to Walker's new runoff campaign. Slick Mitch is garnering 352 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:12,360 Speaker 1: future support. All of this just stinks. Hopefully Walker has 353 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 1: a line he won't cross. Look, you never know. You 354 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 1: never know who's going to go to Washington, DC and 355 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: sell you out. You don't. And that's part of the 356 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 1: reason that our political system has rotted so much. As 357 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 1: this system we have where if you're in DC and 358 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: you're raising this huge amount of pack money from mega 359 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: donors and businesses and things like that, and that PAC 360 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 1: money what it is is power. It allows you to 361 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 1: go into races like Georgia and it allows you to 362 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: throw all your weight behind Herschel Walker and Mitch McConnell should. 363 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 1: Let's hope he actually steps up and helps herschel Walker, 364 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,879 Speaker 1: unlike what he did with Blake Masters. It allows you 365 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,119 Speaker 1: to go in there and do that, and that's a 366 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,879 Speaker 1: good thing. All that's good, right, Raise the money, go 367 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: help herschell Walker. Whim. However, if you're herschel Walker and 368 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 1: then you get elected and you go to Washington, D C. 369 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,399 Speaker 1: And you know, a part of you being elected was 370 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 1: all that Mitch McConnell pack money, that's part of the 371 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,639 Speaker 1: reason you're there. It makes it easier for Mitch McConnell 372 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: to knock on your office door one day and say, hey, 373 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: Herschel you know that crappy gun control bill we're about 374 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: to pass, you know, like the one they already did 375 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: with John Corner. We got a crappy gun control bill. 376 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: I know your people are gonna be mad about it, 377 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: but hey, Herschel you know you wouldn't be here if 378 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 1: it wasn't for me, right, And that's how it's done. 379 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,359 Speaker 1: And that's you know what Chris, I feel icky, we 380 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 1: need to blow off some steam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. 381 00:21:51,520 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 1: I like m do I want from you? Yea? Yeah, 382 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: your friend, though you must not have been much much. 383 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 1: Now let's dig in because I realize. Look, God gives 384 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: us all gifts, right, everyone has been given gifts. You 385 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,239 Speaker 1: are uniquely made. He has given you gifts no one 386 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 1: else has been given. I feel like we all have 387 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: an obligation to use those gifts for His purpose. I've 388 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,440 Speaker 1: been given the gift of ordering food. I'm just better 389 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,640 Speaker 1: at it than everyone else on the planet. I am, 390 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: I am Chris. I'm just better at it than everyone else. 391 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: Because of that, I feel like that makes I feel 392 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 1: like I have an obligation before God to spread the 393 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 1: word and try to teach you how to do it. 394 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 1: So allow me to do this because I got this. 395 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: See Jesse, here's my question. Dude owns a restaurant in 396 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: Pompano Beach, Florida. He said, here's my question, attached as 397 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: a copy of our menu. Could you please choose one appetizer, 398 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 1: one entree, and two side dishes and one dessert one 399 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: dessert in a boot of beer. And I'm going to 400 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: name it the Jesse Kelly Dinner Special. And after customers 401 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 1: order the Jesse Kelly Special, our servers will say thank 402 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: you for putting your money where your morals are. You 403 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 1: bet I can, So let's go. Let's do this appetizer time. 404 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,840 Speaker 1: Oh do? I probably should have looked at this beforehand, Chris, 405 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me to look at this beforehand? 406 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 1: A lot of these words are in German. That's you 407 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,920 Speaker 1: know what that's I bet you I can ob blossom 408 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 1: German too. Appetizers are apparently called vorp station. That's pretty 409 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,640 Speaker 1: close to I think I nailed that. The first one, 410 00:23:54,359 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: carto fellpuffer what Chris, Homemade potato pancakes serve with apple, 411 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,399 Speaker 1: sauce and sour cream. Okay, very good, except saura cream's wretched, 412 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,080 Speaker 1: so that's gone. Second one brought worst and knock worst 413 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: on sauerkraut. I think we have our answer there. The 414 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: next one is the combination plate brought worst and knock 415 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,240 Speaker 1: worse was sauerkraut also gone saucered sampler? All right, hear 416 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 1: me out, brought worst, knock worse, chip chicken apple served 417 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 1: with Pepper's munster cheese and sauerkraut gone liver worst and 418 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:31,159 Speaker 1: monster cheese gone fried munster cheese. Remember you want to 419 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 1: be a menu whisperer one day, you have to read 420 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 1: the subtitles. The devil's in the details. Fried munster cheese 421 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,199 Speaker 1: right off the bat. You're thinking, sounds good, right, sounds good, 422 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 1: And I say it sounds really good. But it says 423 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,640 Speaker 1: with raspberry vinagrette. Now I bet that's good. But you're 424 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 1: taking a chance on that raspberry vinigrette. Which brings us 425 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 1: to the last one. Chit your honest. And then the 426 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: subtitles of this one are called fried pork bites served 427 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: with cayenne dip. Always pay attention on your app he's 428 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 1: always pay attention to the dips. Always pay attention to 429 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: the dips. The condiments make or break the meal. Tie 430 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:14,320 Speaker 1: in dip. I guarantee that's fantastic. Plus everyone gets to 431 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 1: enjoy saying Chitcher honists, and what Chris Chris. You should 432 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,719 Speaker 1: see how jealous Chris is because he does an oblah, 433 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,360 Speaker 1: So the Chitcher artists. That's the appetizer onto the entrees. 434 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: This is clearly German food. So we're going with a schnitzel. 435 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: Why because schnitzel's delicious, and schnitzel is so much fun 436 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,639 Speaker 1: to say, so much fun to say. Is it just 437 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,600 Speaker 1: chicken fried steak? Yes, of course, but schnitzel sounds better. What, Chris, Chris, 438 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: turn on the microphone. Well, that's what they have, Chris. 439 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,199 Speaker 1: They have veal schnitzel, chicken schnitzel, pork schnitzel, and they 440 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,360 Speaker 1: have a lot of other schnitzels. And boys, it hard 441 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,120 Speaker 1: to say this word a lot on the air when 442 00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,359 Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to cuss, because that is that is 443 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 1: a minefield. That is dangerous. That's dangerous. So schnitzel is 444 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 1: what we're going with. And here's what we're gonna do. 445 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna pick the porch schnitzel for two reasons. One, 446 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 1: it's delicious. Two Chris can't eat it the porch schnitzel. 447 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 1: Chris put that finger away. That's not very nice. So 448 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 1: pork schnitzel. That's our entrees when I need to worry 449 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,640 Speaker 1: about anything else. Now onto the desserts. Apple strudel, black 450 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 1: forest cake, German chocolate cake, raspberry sponge cake, pineapple upside 451 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 1: down cake, apple strudle, buy a mile homemade apple strudle, 452 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: serve with vanilla ice cream, cinnamon, powdered sugar, anything with 453 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,440 Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream that also includes some kind of star shit. 454 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 1: It's sorry. Oh yeah, Chris, it's already over, Chris, can 455 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 1: you people can juoz eat apple strud Is there anything 456 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 1: not kosher in there? It's fine? Okay, well I want 457 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know. All right, I don't know 458 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,120 Speaker 1: all your rules. Lastly, I have to pick a beer 459 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: rotating beers, beers, beers. We're gonna go with the spot 460 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: in premium. You know why we're gonna go with that 461 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: because it's fun to say, and it sounds like you're 462 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 1: saying the word spartan if it sounds very German when 463 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: you say spot and you know Germans always sound like 464 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: they're yelling at you. That's the Jesse Kelly's special. And 465 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: if you email us back and tell me the special 466 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,119 Speaker 1: is a go, and it's good with you, tell me 467 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: the name of your restaurant and I'll give out the 468 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 1: name of the restaurant here on the show. You know 469 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 1: what else they should serve there, Chris? They should sell 470 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 1: at this restaurant. They should sell emergency three month food 471 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: kits from my Patriot Supply that you can get on 472 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 1: the way out the door. No, hear me out. This 473 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: is a partnership. I just came up with its. Sorry, buddy, 474 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: I just I just signed everyone up for a partnership. 475 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 1: My Patriot Supply sells emergency three month food kits, all right, 476 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 1: you know they're incredible, and frankly, at this point in time, 477 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 1: you really need to have one of those. The diesel 478 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 1: shortage and everything else you knows this is please do 479 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 1: get one of these. But if they partnered with restaurants, 480 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,200 Speaker 1: then you have an emergency three month food kit there. 481 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 1: You pay for your meal and the kit on the 482 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: way out, and take your three month food kit home, 483 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: and then when we run out of diesel fuel and 484 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,399 Speaker 1: your grocery store shuts down, then you don't have to 485 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,359 Speaker 1: start to death with your family. I think this actually 486 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: works out great for everybody. And right now they're two 487 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:24,880 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars off at my Patriot Supply dot com. 488 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty dollars off. That's their lowest price 489 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,639 Speaker 1: in years, and I'm almost positive with inflation that is 490 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,440 Speaker 1: going to go up. Nothing I can do about that, 491 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: nothing they can do about that. Supply chain problems are 492 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 1: what they are before it goes up. Get one of 493 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 1: these for everyone in your home. Everyone in your home 494 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,240 Speaker 1: needs a three month food kit. If there's two, you 495 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 1: get two. If there's one, just get one. If it's five, 496 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: get five, get one of these things. It matters a lot, man. 497 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 1: That kind of preparation matters a lot. And you'll sleep 498 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 1: better at night when you wake up in the morning 499 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,960 Speaker 1: and you read this headline sucks, and this headline sucks, 500 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 1: You're always gonna look at that. Believe it gives me comfort. 501 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: I look at it and I say, we're eating no 502 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: matter what we're eating. All right, elon Musk we have 503 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: GOP do they need to pivot East Germany? All that 504 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: and more? Student come what Chris? We can make jokes. 505 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,280 Speaker 1: It's fine. You got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show. 506 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. If that 507 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: doesn't fire you up, I don't know what will. Plus, 508 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: it's an ass doctor, Jesse Friday. We've been having fun. 509 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 1: It's it's just awesome. You can email the show during 510 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: the show if you want Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 511 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Love Hey, 512 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: death threats, step all kinds of questions to get to 513 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: do you hear Pelosi talking about ESG though, listen to 514 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: this hag. All of the bills that we've passed the chips. 515 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,320 Speaker 1: At all of that, the President and the congret we 516 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: work together to make sure there was justice, fairness, inclusiveness, diversity. 517 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: So that and this was sixty billion dollars in infrastructure 518 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: strictly for diversity and building infrastructure that unites communities rather 519 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: than divide them. So the justice piece of it is 520 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 1: central to how we go floward for the children. I 521 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 1: know sometimes I use that phrase about the punches to 522 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,480 Speaker 1: quote a Republican Teddy Roosevelt about the arena. When you're 523 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: in the arena, you're no longer. I'm not going to 524 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,120 Speaker 1: listen to that woman say my favorite quote of all times. 525 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 1: So we're going to set that aside here for the children. 526 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,840 Speaker 1: What do you mean, what's the quote, Chris? You never 527 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 1: heard the man in the arena quote. Dude, it's the 528 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 1: greatest quote of all time. I have attempted to live 529 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 1: my life that way. Hang on a second, let me 530 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,880 Speaker 1: pull it up here, Chris, man in the air. This 531 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: is very good radio. I'll just look it up on 532 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 1: the air. All right here it is. It's that Theodore 533 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: Rosa quote. It is not the critic who counts, not 534 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, 535 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 1: or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. 536 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 1: The credit belongs to the man who is actually in 537 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,120 Speaker 1: the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat 538 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,800 Speaker 1: and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs, who comes short 539 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,480 Speaker 1: again and again, who spends himself in a worthy cause, 540 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: who at best knows in the end the triumph of 541 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,520 Speaker 1: high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at 542 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 1: least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall 543 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: never be with those cold and timid souls who neither 544 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:43,360 Speaker 1: know victory nor defeat. Is that not the greatest quote ever? 545 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 1: I love that. In fact, I'm putting that in my 546 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: boy's room. I'm gonna buy I'm gonna I'm gonna get 547 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: my Yes, I'm gonna get that on one of those 548 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: posters that I'm putting that in my son's room. I 549 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 1: already have a Spartan poster in there. I've got to 550 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 1: show it to you, Chris. It's sweet. It's this Spartan 551 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 1: warrior standing on a cliff with a spear in his hands, 552 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: and it's being across the room. Oh, I'm raising them right, 553 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,040 Speaker 1: all right, Let's get to some emails. Dear elite naked 554 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 1: jumping jack showgun. I didn't. He's talking about how I said, 555 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: if you have towels that don't dry you off, you 556 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: gotta do I didn't mean to put that image in 557 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 1: everyone's head. I'm not doing that, Okay, I have towels 558 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: that dry me up, you know. Never mind? Is Elon 559 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: Musk showing us the way to clean out the system. 560 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 1: He's gone into Twitter and is apparently cleaned house, laying 561 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,680 Speaker 1: off a lot of staff, laying off a lot of staff. 562 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,760 Speaker 1: I feel like this is the way the next Republican 563 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,280 Speaker 1: needs to clean out the swamp. These people had their 564 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 1: chance to do the right thing. They went full commy. 565 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: Never go full commy. What do you think? Also, Poland 566 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: was eaten up with communism and now they're probably the 567 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,040 Speaker 1: number one anti communist country in the world. How did 568 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 1: that transpire? And can we follow that path? All right, 569 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: we'll get to that in a second. To this first, 570 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: Elon Musk bought Twitter, you know, richest guy in the world. 571 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: Twitter as a social media company. He's firing everybody, firing everyone. 572 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: Apparently some girl gave him attitude and he just fired 573 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: her on the spot and told her, you're gonna have 574 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: to go get free tap wine somewhere else. So he's 575 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 1: not only firing him, he's firing him with prejudice, was 576 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: salt right. It's great, all those little vicious commies in there, 577 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:23,640 Speaker 1: He's just sending them all, packing, every one of them. However, Man, 578 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to be a Debbie downer on a Friday, Chris. 579 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: But let me all right, let me give it to you. 580 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: Don't get your hopes up too much. And this is 581 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: why I say this. Elon Musk, like Trump, is a 582 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: system disruptor. The communists had full control of not only 583 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 1: every single media company, they had full control of every 584 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,280 Speaker 1: social media company. They censored out all the information that 585 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: he didn't want. They just, I mean, they used the 586 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 1: biggest Communists believe in using power. They had universal control, 587 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: and they loved Twitter. Twitter is the place where so 588 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: many people get and share information. It just is news, articles, videos, whatever. 589 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 1: Half the half the sound bites you here on the 590 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,680 Speaker 1: show are pulled from Twitter sources. It's just a gold 591 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,239 Speaker 1: mine for that kind of stuff, for instant news. And 592 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: the communists love having total control. So Elon Musk comes 593 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: in and buys them. What happened right away, right away. 594 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: Major advertisers, at least twenty of them. We're talking Fortune 595 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,719 Speaker 1: five hundred companies here, begin yanking their advertising dollars out 596 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: of Twitter. I'm already hearing rumors. Now these are just rumors. 597 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 1: Pause here, I'm already hearing rumors. They may have to 598 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: declare bankruptcy already already. Twitter may declare bankruptcy. Now we're 599 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 1: talking about the richest human being on the planet, the 600 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 1: richest man on the planet. Do you have any idea 601 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 1: how many rich men there are on this planet and 602 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: how many guys are there worth so much money? It's absurd. 603 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: Elon Musk is not only richer than all of them, 604 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,440 Speaker 1: he's far richer than all of them. And the richest 605 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: man on the planet very well might get crushed because 606 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,840 Speaker 1: that's what happens to system disruptors. We have a vile, 607 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: corrupt system, and when you own all these institutions, it 608 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 1: simply gives you the ability to crush anyone. They're crushing 609 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,800 Speaker 1: Trump right now. Trump is a billionaire. Former presidents what 610 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,880 Speaker 1: they do. They impeached him twice, They're getting ready to 611 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,480 Speaker 1: indict him. Trump might be arrested soon. That's Trump. Elon 612 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: Musk is the richest dude in the world, and they 613 00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 1: might get him too. I don't mean to be down. 614 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,840 Speaker 1: I just want you to not get your hopes up 615 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: too much. Okay, don't get your hopes up that he 616 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,800 Speaker 1: is changing everything and everything's going to change. I like 617 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: a lot of what he's doing. You know, I don't 618 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,800 Speaker 1: waive anyone's palm. Palm is definitely not billionaires. I like 619 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: a lot of what he's doing. We should cheer for 620 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,160 Speaker 1: that and hope for that, but don't get your hopes up. 621 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,359 Speaker 1: All right, here's what you need to do, though, Here's 622 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,959 Speaker 1: what you needed. This will make you feel better. It'll 623 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 1: make you feel better if you get all the smells 624 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,240 Speaker 1: out of your home in your office. It will because 625 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,640 Speaker 1: you don't realize that your home has smells because you're 626 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 1: in it all day long. Your body just gets used 627 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,919 Speaker 1: to it. But your home has a smell. 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Eden Pure deals dot Com code Jesse three. 648 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,719 Speaker 1: All right, ask doctor Jesse Thome. Jesse, how should the 649 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,719 Speaker 1: GOP pivot on abortion is what he's talking about. More importantly, 650 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 1: how do we get people to understand this type of 651 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,280 Speaker 1: propaganda used by the communists so they aren't constantly convinced 652 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,879 Speaker 1: of false narratives. He's talking about the fact we let's 653 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 1: single women voted on that on abortion? They did, So 654 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: what do we do? How do we pivot? I'll explain 655 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: it in a second.