WEBVTT - Boneless vs. Bone-in Chicken Wings 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.200 Have you never seen a whole chicken. I don't like 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:08.160 to look at naked chickens. They are very naked, all right, 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:11.799 there's something about I really don't even like seeing chicken 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:15.640 get cooked because it looks too That's the type of 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.599 chicken that will make me a vegan, because yes, it 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:22.720 looks like people, and it looks so naked what it's 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:30.800 about to get cooked that I'm like, this is a sin. Hey, everybody, 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:35.400 welcome to hold up the Big Show about Little Things. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:40.040 It's where your two co hosts, me Josh Johnson right 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:47.000 for the Daily Show, joined by today's episode. It's gonna 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.640 take us to a place that y'all may have never 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.839 heard us get. You know, you've heard us go back 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.800 and forth, you know our dynamic. But I don't think 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:58.840 you really ready for what's gonna happen today, because today 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:03.760 some lines were we're crossed, all right? Who you? Who you? 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:07.840 Oh God? You I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:09.960 You act like I can't hear you. Like you don't 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.120 have a mic, and I have headphones. I can hear 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.679 you where you go? Oh God, under your breath, you know, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:21.320 I gotta do it over my breath today's episode is 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:26.319 about wings. Yes, okay, but but there's there's a place 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.679 that we differ, where we divide, where we break apart. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:35.240 There's a schism between your two favorites, and uh the 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.600 schism is Boneless versus bone In. And I want the 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.520 people to take a moment to not only guess who 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:49.800 picked what, but decide for themselves what they want to do. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.320 That A person who gave us this was a comment 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:58.360 from the YouTube's Libra Girl suggested this and I when 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.800 I heard it, I was like, Oh, that's a fun thing. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:07.280 And Josh suited up ready for war. You would think 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.960 that bone Thugs a Harmony was playing in the background, 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.280 just World War just all of creeping on the come 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.639 up and each ninety nine playing in the background. He 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:21.440 is not happy with me because play of me was like, 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:32.399 who guessed what? Josh Johnson? Since you are so amped 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:38.519 up and retty to go head to head, toe to toe, 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:47.880 navel to navel, get they ready forgets that part? Uh 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:57.440 huh yeah, yeah, yeah, tell the people what did you pick? 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:05.720 I'm bone in play whistles, boioe whistles. I'm boning all day, 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.200 all the way. Why are you talking so hard? Am 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.040 I talking so hard. You acting like I came acting. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:16.200 Oh sorry, all right, all right, all right, I'm acting. Okay, 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:21.880 you know what it was like. Wait, this is the 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.399 most aggressive I've ever seen. You get a by the topic. Yeah, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:28.320 because I like juicy flavors. Okay, I think that you should. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.359 You should have to you should have to put in 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.160 a little work to get your deliciousness. I don't like 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:38.560 the audacity of the boneless wing. You have to do 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:42.160 work to take bones out of something. Yeah, yeah, but 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.440 that's not the work. I don't you. You show up 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.760 to get these boneless wings, okay, and when you show 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.800 up and you get the boneless wings, you act like 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:56.360 that's natural. Okay, it's not. It's not right. I don't 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:02.200 understand why yourself upset. It's just a chicken nugget. Do 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.520 you hate chicken nuggets? Stuff? I'm not a huge fan 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.560 of chicken nuggets. You don't like the chicken nuggs? You 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.080 don't like the chicken nugs? No, no, no, no, you 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.360 don't like the chicken legs? No, no, no, Why don't 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.720 you like the chicken neg It's too processed. It's like, 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.080 it's just I don't know. Okay, let me ask you 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.000 a question. Yeah, where you go to the Chinese with 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:29.000 restaurants that don't have commercials Okay, do you enjoy a 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:34.120 sessame with chicken, a general sal chicken? I used to 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.520 eat a general sal, and I used to eat a 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:40.080 tiny spicy okay. But when the day came while I 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:44.520 was like, oh, it's just nuggets with sauce, I think 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.240 I was done. So then when you get to the 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:51.440 Chinese restaurant, very little, I don't. I don't go often. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.640 Sometimes I'll get some like sesame noodle dish or something, 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.159 but yeah, I don't. I don't go that often. You Chinese, 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:05.080 I eat sometimes? Yeah, I used to eat it more. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.520 but now now not not often? Do you eat? What 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.000 do you mean what do I eat? You know? I 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.680 had this thought the other day, like what did I 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.120 eat for dinner last month? Like you know you eat? 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:16.720 You eat? You know you eat? Yeah, you eat and 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:21.320 you forget. Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of chicken tenders, okay, 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.320 because they're always like the white breast meat. I don't 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:30.480 like white meat chicken okay my word. I like white 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:35.520 meat chicken. Man are fine, but it's when I order, 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.160 like when I buy chicken, I'm buying thighs or leg quarters. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.640 But I really don't even enjoy a drumstick really, not 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.760 all the time. Not really, I don't enjoy a breast 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:50.120 at all. Breast is so big. I'm like, I don't 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.440 And it's because the breast is dry, you don't enjoy it, 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.600 and because it's just so big sometimes, like you remember 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.000 when the Church of Chicken As a kid, You're like, 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.320 why who gave me all of this? Sure? But let's say, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.720 because I think about this a lot with food, especially 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:09.040 with just how like an American relationship to food. If 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.479 you were to go to Italy, okay, and if you 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.600 were to get chicken that was from a farm, so 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.400 not like not the farm raised chicken here, that's just 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:21.160 being fed grain and its legs never touched the ground 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:25.479 and all that stuff like that I've seen. Yeah, it's 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.479 stopped one of my friends from eating chicken ever. Again. Yeah, 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:34.240 it's like if you were able to get chicken from 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:38.000 a reasonable ethical farm, you know, like the best chicken 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.599 that you could and it was cooked for you specifically 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.239 as a whole chicken, do you think you still wouldn't 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.520 like the white meat? Or is it because the white 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:51.159 meat is I don't really like the texture of white meat. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.040 Oh okay, So even if it's juicy, even if it's 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.680 cooked right, you're still like, nah, this isn't for me. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.159 They can cook it in Italy, they can cook it 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.359 in Mexico. They could cook it, you know, on a 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:07.039 house with a mouse. It's just I'm not yes, okay, yeah, 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:13.360 I understood way before we got to the mouse. But yeah, 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.120 I'm just not a fan of Yeah, because like when 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.360 my mom would buy a whole chicken, is I would like, 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.320 I would take the lead quarter and then her and 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.520 my brother would eat the rest of the chicken. What 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.560 I'm so puzzled by is how much of the chicken 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.360 you don't like. This is my thing with boning chicken 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:37.600 is that I am a person who have seen wings 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:44.320 that weren't done like a comic just got Like the 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:48.480 other night we were out at a club, ordered some wings. Yeah, 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:54.480 and it was so bloody. Oh what it was so bloody. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.200 He got past you know, you could your first bart 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.080 of chicken and when he started getting down to the bone, 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.600 it was blood. You knew where we was at getting 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:09.040 these wings and they were blood. I can tell you 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:14.080 I have never gone to an establishment that is frequented 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.559 by black people. I've never been in an American Delhi 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.720 and seen blood on a wing. M I've never seen 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.240 anywhere the people black people frequent on a regular basis. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:27.360 I've never gotten any Chinese restaurant we were order wings from. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.240 I've never been to a wit and seen blood. Establishments 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.920 that cater to white people plenty of time, plenty of times. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:35.800 I don't know. I don't have the people in the 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:40.040 back of trying to kill these white folks. That's what 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.600 you're describing is so insane. What you're describing is like 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.680 I can't even I really don't want to think about 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.320 you never seen like the bloody of the bone is 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.480 bloody on wings? No, no, no, I've seen it once 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:57.480 before on a wing that my grandma was throwing out 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.760 as she should have. I've seen undercook's um undercook boneless 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:06.319 wings before, but it was just cold. It wasn't blood. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:12.880 You know, I've never seen an undercook by what und Okay, 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.920 So one of my friends this this is like, this 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.920 goes hand in hand. One of the nastiest weeks that 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:21.760 I had in New York was luckily nothing that I 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:25.320 ate but I was out here with people getting their food. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.560 And you know, this is like early days in New York. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:33.920 So I I don't know where to go, and neither 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.960 do my friends, right, so we're just trying places to 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.960 try them and everything. Yeah, I happened to be full, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.280 So I don't know. Maybe I got something from this place. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.720 I don't think I did. And it was it was 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.560 down the road for me, and I was with a friend, 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:55.600 uh who we both know, and she she ordered her 0:09:55.600 --> 0:10:02.400 food and when we got home, U, I love this 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.160 she was eating and it was pretty good. She was like, oh, 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.480 this is not half bad, Like maybe I'll go there. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.040 And as she's like, maybe I'll make that a regular place. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:15.000 She went to grab a napkin to wipe her fingers 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:20.480 and there was blood all her napkin. What yes, so 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:25.400 somebody no, no, no, no, she she was giving some 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:31.000 napkins in the bag. The napkins had blood on them. Yeah. Yeah, 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:35.080 so she was giving used napkins. Yeah, either used napkins 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.920 or the person that gave her the napkins was stabbed freshly. 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:43.760 Oh my god, I just died. I just died. I 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.719 just died. Did you know? I just died? And she as. 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:53.320 She was like, you know, you know those things that 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:55.320 happened in life that were vert you back to being 0:10:55.320 --> 0:11:01.600 a kid where where you're like, is this what I 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:14.880 think it is? Like? I had somebody invite me to 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:23.120 a barbecue, had served me chicken that I could tell 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:28.440 was undercooked as soon as I bit in, and then 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:33.360 they were so embarrassed that after I left, they pretended 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.640 to not know me. I bit into the chicken, they 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.480 saw they saw my eyes, and then I pulled my 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.520 mouth back off the chicken with the bite marks in it, 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.720 and it was like it was still kind of pink 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:51.040 as the meat and he had been cooking it. He 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.640 had been cooking it for a while. And the three 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.960 of us just sat there in silence, and then I 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.440 ate some more of the sides, and then I thanked 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:03.600 them for me, and then then I left right and 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.320 then sure enough, a couple what was it a couple 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.360 of months later? I went to invite them to a 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:14.400 show because in my head, we're friends, right, and so 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:19.000 so something change. Well, No, when I invited them to 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.880 the show, they were like, who is this? And I 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:27.760 was like, oh, it's Josh from you know, no, from work, 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:33.680 And they were like, oh, I don't know who this is, no, Joshua, Yeah, 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.880 Josh shut up. Yeah, they like true, I worked and 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:43.320 I worked with them for like at least two months. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.680 That's why I got invited to the barbecue, because we 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:50.160 worked together. No. I said all that to say that, 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:55.120 in spite of my near death, I still prefer bone 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:59.520 in the flavor. I would never eat in somebody else's 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:04.640 house ever. Again, the flavor, the juiciness. Right, you almost died, 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.560 all right, the way you know how satisfying it is 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:16.160 to get meat off the bone. Yeah, it's good. Wow, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.560 I'm not saying it's not good. I know you weren't 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.400 saying it what good? But just the you really you're 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:24.959 really meeting me at a five right now, because it's 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.280 like you want me to be like, I'm like, you know, 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.040 I mean yeah, I mean I'm an omnivore, Josh, you 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:35.600 know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you know your girl 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:39.400 is an omnivore. And I mean I understand what you're 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.680 going for, you know what I mean? But what's so 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:46.480 great about boneless? I like boneless one because I'm never 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:53.959 going to run into meets trying to kill me. That well, 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:58.600 it's I can say, there's been more instances where I 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:02.800 have had bone in meat that was undercooked. Because the 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.560 thing is, it's like I've never won. There's no like 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:10.480 blood really in a boneless wing, right, yeah, yeah, it's 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:14.520 a nugget, right, And I've never had I've never had 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.160 That's not true. I've seen it where I had like 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.400 some little cartilage or something left in it, but I've 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:26.520 never flat out had a completely underdone This is bleeding 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.920 boneless wing. Also, sometimes I don't want to go through 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.800 all of that pulling off of bone, and you know, 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:39.320 sometimes you just want to just eat. You know, sometimes 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.600 the bones places and then it's like, you know, we 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:46.160 had cats, so you know animals like cats and dogs 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:50.240 can't have chicken back Yeah, cooked bones. Yeah, well, especially 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.960 chicken bones because they're hollow, because bird bones are hollow. Yeah, 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:57.000 and a splinter and they'll break apart. They'll break apart 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.560 and like hurt them. So if you're out here giving 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:03.960 anim almost chicken bones, please stop. Yeah you're gonna take 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.480 You're gonna take your dogs to urgent care. Uh. Just 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.120 also if you have and also if you have a parent, 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.400 there's so many times to tell our parents, hey, don't 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:17.200 do that don't give that dog a chicken you know whatever. Yeah, nah, 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.840 it'll be okay. I don't know what we can tell them, 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.120 because you'll tell them, hey, you can't do that, uh, 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.760 and go all this out right, it's all right, And 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.520 now we at the fucking dog emergency room because you 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.080 wouldn't listen to no damn body. And now the chicken 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:37.440 boning becomes trappneling this damn dog. Mhm, why are you 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:44.600 telling me? That's my favorite? Yeah? I told you multiple times. Yeah. Also, 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:48.560 life isn't a cartoon. You cannot just be giving your 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.640 pets these these bones just because you saw it on 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.200 Tom and Jerry. Yeah. Like a lot of times I 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.280 feel like, especially like certain you know, groups of people 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.160 will be like, oh, it's a dog who cares, and 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:05.040 it's like they are animals. They have feelings, they can 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.000 get hurt, like you know, animals get cancer like we 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.200 have to. Yeah, I don't know. Also, also they have 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:14.880 very expressive faces, like if you get a dog a 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.320 bone and it makes it sick, it's gonna look at 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.320 you like what did you do to me? What did 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.560 you do to me? Like you've ever liot a cat 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:27.160 smell like a pickle or had like a dog like 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:31.280 they'll go. If something steaks, they go. Yeah, like when 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.440 something steaky to an animal, they'll get like they'll go 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.320 or you know, they'll let you know it's not okay. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.920 But I think for me, the boneless wings, I've never 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.360 had it where it was underdone. I like that they're 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.680 just little chicken nut because I think they're cute. I 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.680 think when they came out, you know, at first, I 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.000 was like, this a bullshit. Why are you taking the 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.680 bones out of wings? Wings? Need you know, wings need 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.720 a bonus? How you know their wings? Also? I did 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.600 not know. Is it a regional thing? So you know 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:00.560 how there's like the drum stick in the flat right? Yeah? Yeah, 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.520 I thought everywhere called them flats. Yeah. I'm trying to 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.639 remember what they called them when I was growing up, 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:09.920 because here's the thing. What am I missing here? There's 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.600 the flat, there's the drumstick, and then and then there's 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:17.080 the wing that is an actual like is the wing 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.280 like a real wing? Because a wing and a flat 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:25.160 or the wing? Listen, so this is the anatomy. Look 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.000 at my luscious, voluptuous arms. Okay, are not gonna make 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.360 me feel self conscious at all and if you put 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.359 a YouTube comment about my arms, fuck you and your family. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:38.160 So this is the way. This is the wing right yeah, yeah, 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:41.359 so just like a person's arm. Okay, yeah, so you 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:42.720 see because like whens a kid, I used to sell 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:47.280 the whole wings. So this part is a drumstick part 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.120 because you know you have one bone in your arm, Oh, 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:56.640 drumstick part. Then you know I have two bones right here? Yeah, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.760 this is the flat. Yeah. And then you know a 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:00.800 little tip right there that you're I'm gonna break open 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:03.960 and get the tying and beat the meat out. Okay, 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.480 this is a little tip. When you get wings or 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:10.320 a store, they throw this part away and then they 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:15.560 separate all of these joints. Oh wow, so this is 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.520 that makes that makes sense? Yeah, I had the order 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.120 wrong in my head because in my head I thought 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:28.040 it was flat and the little you know, yeah, what 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:32.080 what is? Yeah? Have you never seen a whole chicken? 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.080 I don't like to look at it. Naked chickens. They 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:40.880 are very naked, all right. There's something about I really 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.960 don't even like see a chicken get cooked because it 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.040 looks too That's the type of chicken that will make 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:50.399 me a vegan. Because yes, it looks like people, and 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:54.080 it looks so naked when it's about to get cooked 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.239 that I'm like, this is a sin because you can 0:18:56.280 --> 0:19:00.280 feel the skin, yes, yes, Whereas like with beef, I'm like, 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:04.080 I that's a slab of meat. You know, Pork, I'm like, Okay, 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:14.560 chicken in the body, Yeah, chicken will make you feel 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:22.160 like a cannibal, like the body's like a twenty pound turkey. Yeah, 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.600 that's still upsetting. But it doesn't hit me the same 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:26.280 way a chicken dog because I think it's little. You 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.800 ever seen a cornish hen? Yes, yes, so tiny. Oh 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.320 remember when we wear a harrot's and it had like 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:36.160 pigeons and fucking ducks and rabbits and shit. I didn't 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.400 like that. I don't like that at all. Like I 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.160 if you had already hooked it, I'd be really interested 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:46.000 if it was if it was already all like seasoned, 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.400 then laying out there, I'd be like, oh, I've never 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:52.520 tried pheasant. But then when it's just raw, I'm like, 0:19:52.640 --> 0:20:00.000 oh you mean dirt bird man? That that rabbit the rabbit. Yeah, 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.160 because they don't even put them in a little they're 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:06.000 just laid out, just laid out just all just looking fast. 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.560 Let me throw this out there real quick. Um, and 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:19.600 this this right here, this this, this, this next little part. 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:23.080 This for the fellas, all right, this for this for 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:26.719 my men out here, this for the boys, for the bros. Okay, 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:31.000 all right, let me start all right, look the reason 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:36.879 as men. Okay, then we gotta keep it bone in. Okay, 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.679 start all right, lost all the base start again. No 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:46.399 no no, no, no, no no no no no. Hold 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:51.439 on all right, hold hold on, hold on. Okay, see this, fellas, 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:54.320 this is what they're gonna try to do to you, 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:59.399 all right. So look look, my my, my boys, all right, 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:03.440 we gotta keep it bone in because when you're when 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.040 you're building, and my and my men know what I'm 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.520 talking about when I talk about this, when you're building 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.520 and you're eating your wings and you need another bowl, 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.600 you need an empty bowl that you put the bones in. 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:16.600 And then when you're done with your meal, you see 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:19.280 all the bones that you dropped. All right, that's because 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:25.280 you're a warrior. Okay, that's it's not let's wait wait 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:30.560 wait wait wait wait wait wait. That's because you're a warrior. Okay, 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:32.960 that's why all those bones that that's that carnage that 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:37.200 you laid down. Okay, your forefathers you Okay, let's say 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:43.280 what about niggas that have five fathers? Josh, wow wow, No, 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:46.000 don't listen to the noise all right, all right, my 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.439 men out here, don't listen to the noise like that. Okay, 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:54.080 where you got forefathers, five fathers or just stepfathers, all right, 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:58.920 it doesn't matter. Okay. As men, when you lay out 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.880 a bowl of bone and you did all that damage, 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:06.560 you look back at that damage and you say, you say, damn, damn, 0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:10.080 I really did that. I pulled all that meat off 0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:12.359 that bone. I'm gonna do that in life. I'm gonna 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.600 go get I'm gonna go get the meat off the 0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:19.520 bones in life, okay, Because life got a lot of 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:24.520 meat everywhere. You gotta pull it from the bone yourself. Okay. 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:31.560 And then, as men, you gotta carry your bones like trophies. Okay, 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:37.680 As men, you need to carry your bones like trophies. Now, 0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:39.439 the men are gonna hear what I'm saying, know what 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:45.120 i'm saying, and feel what I'm saying. All right. If 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:49.320 you don't feel me right now, you're a hater, okay, 0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:52.240 or maybe a woman. You you're you're a hater or 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:58.880 maybe a woman, and it's important that my men, in 0:22:58.920 --> 0:23:03.920 my manno's feel Okay, hear what I'm saying. Collect those 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:07.159 bones and when you when you dump them in the trash. 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:08.640 I mean, if I were you, I wouldn't even dump 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:10.639 in the trash. I would carry the bones around with 0:23:10.920 --> 0:23:13.440 me and let people know, Hey, this is what I do. 0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.480 Don't mess with me, all right, because if you keep 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:19.480 it boneless, all right, if you keep it, if you 0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:22.560 keep it the way of the world, the way the 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:26.720 world's trying to make you, there won't be any proof 0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:29.560 that you lay waste, that you got bones, that you're 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:34.960 a man. Okay, so remember that. Man, all right. I 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:43.359 know this message didn't reach everybody, but it wasn't for everybody, Okay, okay, 0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:49.400 all right. I love your dedication to this fucking nonsense. 0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:53.600 I love that you have just made it your life's 0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:58.320 goal to be this fucking person. I don't even know 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:00.720 what you're talking about. Excuse me, I don't even know. 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:03.840 I don't even know what you're describing right now, all right, 0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:07.160 all I can be is one hundred percent authentic all times, 0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:15.000 all days, all weeks, months, and years. Okay, this is 0:24:15.000 --> 0:24:20.640 how I'm making it laugh, you know, because because sometimes 0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:23.520 you know, you don't even want your manhood to come 0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:25.479 out like that because people won't be ready, you know. 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.680 And it's it's the bone in that really pulls that 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:34.040 out of men. You know that Real men men like 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:39.119 the bone. Real men keep that bone in. Okay. I 0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:42.040 was trying to get to it before you did, damn it. 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:46.879 So real men, Yeah, real men keep that bone in. Okay, okay, okay, 0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:54.840 m hmm. Wow. I hope I really hope that we 0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:58.760 have helped on this journey for you know, because so 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:04.200 many men have it. It's so hard right now. Thank you, 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:21.880 Thank you for being an ally after all the Nazi's 0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:24.000 men have put me through. I wish I fucking would 0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:27.480 be an ally. Thank thank you for the work that 0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:29.560 you do. You know what I'm saying, I just you 0:25:29.600 --> 0:25:33.080 know what. I love it when a man can just 0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:36.720 be a fucking man. Yeah, there we go. See, get 0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:40.480 out here, take out the trash, you heard it, pay 0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:45.119 all the bills speak, you know, and really just go 0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:49.000 out there. Hunt, Go out there and hunt. Go ahead 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:54.920 and get the sch moneys. Go out there, you get 0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:58.800 the schmoneys, right, and then you come back and leave 0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:03.720 me the hell alone and eat all your wings, all right. 0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:08.040 If she put twenty in front of you, then eat twenty. 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:11.480 She puts two in front of you, eat two. I'm alright, 0:26:11.720 --> 0:26:15.199 I put out there because I'm cooking whole wings, baby boy. Okay, 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.920 I'm not out here Nickel and Diamond. You. Yeah, she's 0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:20.919 not just putting out flats. She's not just putting out drumsticks. 0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:24.400 She's not just putting out the little cue. I'm giving 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:28.080 you the whole, when whole, the whole as a chicken 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:33.879 intended right out here, cocka dooing, Okay, all up in 0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:37.720