Speaker 1: Hey, Chris Fairbanks here with some quick comedy show announcements.
Speaker 1: I'm doing Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas, December
Speaker 1: twenty ninth through thirty first. That's New Year's Eve and
Speaker 1: Eve and Eve Eve, followed by the Secret Group in Houston, Texas,
Speaker 1: January seventh. After that in March, I mean Green Bay,
Speaker 1: Milwaukee and Chicago. And you can go to Chris Fairbanks
Speaker 1: dot com for tickets and thank you and you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Are you lee?
Speaker 2: Then I you wanna way back home? Either way, we
Speaker 2: want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you
Speaker 2: claim than give us time and a turman Al engage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in star. We want
Speaker 2: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about every
Speaker 2: scared or was it fine?
Speaker 3: Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 5: Welcome to do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris.
Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgaroff.
Speaker 4: We're driving it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and say right away today
Speaker 1: Jake Wiseman's on the show, but not yet. We're going
Speaker 1: to his house. That's right, we're en route. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends on if you grew up in one of
Speaker 1: those towns that where it said Choppe, right, like a
Speaker 1: French town. In Missoula, Montana, we had the medicine Chope,
Speaker 1: So I was.
Speaker 2: We had that in Pedlimato that was a franchise.
Speaker 5: Was yeah, tarn it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was something I always I never went
Speaker 1: in there, but I assumed we had a beat and
Speaker 1: I was saecription.
Speaker 2: Did you not go in there because you weren't fluent?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean I just visited Montreal, but I didn't
Speaker 5: pick up.
Speaker 2: A Civa play.
Speaker 1: Can I have some aspron Oh? I just learned things
Speaker 1: you say in the strip club. You've been to strip
Speaker 1: clubs and Montreal?
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: I woke up.
Speaker 3: Five minutes before these guys arrived in my house because
Speaker 3: we're doing this oddly in the morning, so that we
Speaker 3: could so that we could fit Jake Wiseman in, because we.
Speaker 2: Wanted him to be on the show.
Speaker 1: Plus I like the challenge. You know, I have a
Speaker 1: brain that doesn't start till five PM. I like to
Speaker 1: light a fire under my ass let's see. No, you know,
Speaker 1: if it was after five pm, I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 1: opened up with that strip club character.
Speaker 4: We would have missed out on.
Speaker 1: That shocking reveal, that amazing Chad Daniels and I Chad
Speaker 1: Daniels is a very good comedian.
Speaker 5: He and I went to some eyes wide shut clown party.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you about that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was these.
Speaker 1: Trappis artist clowns, and they invited us to a party
Speaker 1: and they picked his pocket while we were dancing with him.
Speaker 5: And then your every story, I've told every story.
Speaker 4: I'm dry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. You start over, make new memories.
Speaker 5: I yeah, it's time to start living life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, get out there, really get those anecdotes going
Speaker 3: around the neighborhood.
Speaker 5: What if we were antidotes? Because I've poisoned everybody.
Speaker 2: And you can. You can choose her to say you
Speaker 2: run around giving anidotes?
Speaker 1: Oh God, wouldn't that. That's that's freedom. Yeah, just being
Speaker 1: in control.
Speaker 2: Freedom over others lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially your neighbors. Don't get me started. I'm actually
Speaker 1: gonna have the same neighbors. I'm moving, Yeah, in forty
Speaker 1: feet away, I get to hand move.
Speaker 2: Oh you're moving just to a different apartment in the
Speaker 2: same complex.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's nice by my lonesome, that's very con I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have an office.
Speaker 4: I just start doing office things.
Speaker 2: That's great. You better get a tie in a short
Speaker 2: sleeved white button down shirt.
Speaker 5: Oh, cabinet secretary.
Speaker 4: That gives me a little guff.
Speaker 2: You're getting a secretary.
Speaker 5: I think it's time that I get a secretary.
Speaker 2: There's Stephen Remore snorting in the backseat.
Speaker 5: How are you You're more bearded than you usually are, Steven.
Speaker 4: I'm just keeping it's my winter pelt.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I'm super excited to embrace the winter in.
Speaker 2: La It's very fluffy.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, I've been I've been fluffing it out.
Speaker 2: It's good. Do you look like you should be in
Speaker 2: my morning jacket?
Speaker 5: You look like you should be in my pajama pocket.
Speaker 2: A cute little now, what a lovely compliment?
Speaker 1: Even wake up and his hands are on my pocket
Speaker 1: like a little blank Oh my god.
Speaker 5: There's a fan of our podcast that that her handle.
Speaker 1: It's Chelsea makes and she sent me a tiny dining
Speaker 1: room set that I get to assemble and polish or
Speaker 1: I'm going to stand it.
Speaker 5: And stain it and she lack it and make it
Speaker 5: look like a real damn piece of furniture.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: It's a kit and it came like uh, with instructions
Speaker 5: and everything.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: We need a po box so that people can send
Speaker 2: us other stuff?
Speaker 4: Do you on my favorite murder.
Speaker 5: Talk about your enjoyment of many worlds?
Speaker 2: Yes, Georgia is obsessed.
Speaker 5: Okay, I am too.
Speaker 1: That's something her nice share. Yeah okay, yeah, and that
Speaker 1: who made that my favorite murder room?
Speaker 3: Oh, these two women, it's unbelievable. In San Diego. I
Speaker 3: wish my name their names off hands. Stephen is fulling
Speaker 3: up their names. This is the beauty of the crossover.
Speaker 3: Steven Hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: School teachers soaks, Lynn Lynn and.
Speaker 3: Kristin Lynn and Kristen made them for us and basically
Speaker 3: for those of you listening to do you need to
Speaker 3: Ride that don't know about this. They basically put a
Speaker 3: miniature version of George's podloft where we record the other
Speaker 3: podcasts in and like a fish tank, but it's all
Speaker 3: to scale exactly the way the room looks based on
Speaker 3: things we've done diorama.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, right, it's amazing.
Speaker 5: I did want in a shoe box with ze Bleeze.
Speaker 5: He was a zebelee from New Zealand. Oh New Zebeland. Sorry,
Speaker 5: did you do you remember ze Bleez?
Speaker 2: I think I'm too old.
Speaker 1: They're little furry balls with little adhesive feet. You got
Speaker 1: little antenna, yeah, and little googly.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they had names.
Speaker 1: At Paxon Elementary, they would hide them throughout the school
Speaker 1: and it was I remember every day of being excited
Speaker 1: to find them.
Speaker 5: It was just a little detail that my school did.
Speaker 2: That's so cute.
Speaker 1: They're then give us poison and make sure we didn't
Speaker 1: get cavities right, and it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really cute.
Speaker 1: And then I did a little guy on a porch
Speaker 1: once I've always been so it was like little front
Speaker 1: steps and little hand rail and he's sitting there and
Speaker 1: he had a cane and a little Irish hat.
Speaker 6: Even I didn't do any research on New Zealand. I
Speaker 6: just assumed it was part of Ireland. It's okay, and
Speaker 6: he was green. I really, you know, I'm not saying
Speaker 6: I was a smart kid, but I zoomed in on the.
Speaker 5: MFM. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 4: Call it MFM?
Speaker 2: Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, And it's details because I was
Speaker 1: looking for a do you need a ride reference?
Speaker 5: It's okay that there wasn't one. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I try to keep those little cast I try to
Speaker 3: keep them separate because of the war Gang Wars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, I think we all learned from
Speaker 5: what happened to Tupac.
Speaker 2: Well, but now all these worlds have collided. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: the exactly right network.
Speaker 4: And we both are West Coast podcast that's right.
Speaker 3: We don't have any real beef with each other. No,
Speaker 3: we've got to come together to fight the East Coast.
Speaker 5: How exciting. I'll just talk about your other podcast. Was
Speaker 5: it to have Conan on What's That?
Speaker 2: It was amazing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he seems like he's really terrific.
Speaker 3: It well, and I had no idea he is a
Speaker 3: huge true crime fan, so he had started his own podcast.
Speaker 3: He's on Earwolf, which is the same like sure company
Speaker 3: as ours network.
Speaker 5: So I didn't know that's that.
Speaker 1: And I listened to Mike Tyson on Joe Rogan's podcast,
Speaker 1: which if Joe Rogan wasn't around, I think I'd be
Speaker 1: one of the only alpha males in podcasts. You know,
Speaker 1: I am graphic talking about strip clothes. Yeh, dude, ship
Speaker 1: take pictures of my meat. Yeah, he takes a lot
Speaker 1: of pictures of organic beef and oh, paleo things.
Speaker 2: Oh good, Yeah, paleo's good.
Speaker 4: I've learned a little bit about health stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's very fit.
Speaker 1: But I taped a special in Portland and a lot
Speaker 1: of murder Reno's and dis.
Speaker 4: Let's not call them just because of the lawsuits listen,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so much trademarking.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know about our rivalry now that lawyers
Speaker 1: are involved over but I yeah, it went well.
Speaker 5: I was only afraid I would mess it up, and
Speaker 5: I don't think I messed it up.
Speaker 3: No, from what I hear my people, my Portland people
Speaker 3: on the ground that you not only didn't mess it up,
Speaker 3: it was amazing.
Speaker 5: Were they the ones in the balcony with walkie talkies, yes,
Speaker 5: and talking.
Speaker 2: Into their cuffs about how the eagle had done his
Speaker 2: first set?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I had all my people in place.
Speaker 1: Well, they did a great job laughing while working. Okay, good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very fun.
Speaker 4: It's so green.
Speaker 5: It's been raining in Los Angeles for days now.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love it it is. How do you feel
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Speaking in an Irish accent and cutting open soap and
Speaker 1: smelling it.
Speaker 4: Oh, look at those dogs. They're two different dogs completely
Speaker 4: their friends.
Speaker 1: Yes, one it's small and one is over white. Oh dogs,
Speaker 1: we're you take a left in two more blocks. Okay,
Speaker 1: So where that suspicious man is spinning on a hydrant? Nope,
Speaker 1: actually passed him. Okay, we'll just wait here. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: those hazards on, like a what's that called a metrodome?
Speaker 2: Metronome?
Speaker 5: Metronome? What's a metrodome?
Speaker 2: You made it up.
Speaker 4: That's just a city facility where they have fights.
Speaker 2: To right at the metrodome, Mike Tyson, look at her.
Speaker 2: She's dressed like a ballerina and she.
Speaker 4: Almost balleted right onto the hood of that car.
Speaker 5: I'm not into boxing necessarily.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's funny.
Speaker 3: It's from a distance, boxing just seems like two people
Speaker 3: beating each other up. And then when you know that,
Speaker 3: like the combinations, you know what they're doing, or at
Speaker 3: least what they're trying to do.
Speaker 2: It's fascinating. Yeah, but you really, it's the difference is
Speaker 2: huge when you do.
Speaker 4: Know and don't know.
Speaker 1: I learned to appreciate boxing now that MMA now that
Speaker 1: that is a bigger sport and everyone it's just a
Speaker 1: lot of holding people down, not a judo. It's like,
Speaker 1: who wants to watch MMA five minutes of this guy's
Speaker 1: arm being.
Speaker 5: Compromised while another man's.
Speaker 4: Balls are on his face?
Speaker 2: Well, I honestly think that's part of it.
Speaker 3: I think that MMA there is a homeoerotic aspect that's
Speaker 3: very permissive. People can watch that, and it's just like
Speaker 3: they just kind of want to watch two guys hug
Speaker 3: real strong.
Speaker 2: Sure, and that's fine.
Speaker 1: And I've talked about Tank Abbott and his arousals while fighting,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to talk about it again.
Speaker 5: I only have fifty stories. And how many episodes are
Speaker 5: we in?
Speaker 3: Do here?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: We've got at least four hundred.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there we go.
Speaker 5: That's why I've build everything eight times and that is
Speaker 5: some quick math. And then one of those boxer guys
Speaker 5: killed himself.
Speaker 1: I'm really sometimes I'm just proving that I remember things
Speaker 1: and then it's kind of a bummer, So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And also the guy that I watched the surgery before
Speaker 1: my hip surgery, huh that.
Speaker 4: That victim of my doctor.
Speaker 5: Patient, I mean he died of a like a brain aneurysm.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and I'm all the time I'm worried that
Speaker 1: it's a little piece of hip metal or a bubble
Speaker 1: from his hip going to his brain or something.
Speaker 5: I don't have more to worry about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you please take that off the list.
Speaker 4: I will, I will.
Speaker 3: You have plenty of things to nail down before you
Speaker 3: get into brain aneurysms.
Speaker 2: Because the brain aneurysms, they just happen and it's over.
Speaker 5: You're dead.
Speaker 2: So that's gonna hit you. That's like worrying about being
Speaker 2: hit by a bus.
Speaker 3: If it's gonna happen, you won't be able to do
Speaker 3: anything anyway, exactly. So take it off the list it
Speaker 3: is it is, and get real into my thing, which
Speaker 3: is not going to the doctor because I'm convinced now
Speaker 3: that my life finally has come together, that they're gonna
Speaker 3: be like now you have full body cancer.
Speaker 2: All I'm just positive because it's not right head to toe.
Speaker 1: I have head, shoulders, kneezy to cancer, mouth and nose.
Speaker 1: I have cancer on my neck, my back, my beef,
Speaker 1: and my.
Speaker 2: Crack to the windows to the walls.
Speaker 4: I have cancer from my windows to my walls.
Speaker 3: All you doctor, sell I have cancer dripping down my balls,
Speaker 3: which is the worst kind.
Speaker 4: It's just the outward like cancer.
Speaker 2: You can't shower it off.
Speaker 4: I know, it's like oil. It's just the water bounces
Speaker 4: off of it.
Speaker 2: It's bad. It's cancer repellent. Balls are the worst thing.
Speaker 4: I welcome, dude, need to.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the X rayed.
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Yeah?
Speaker 3: God forbids some mother who drives carpools. Like these guys
Speaker 3: are fun and funny that these are the ones kids
Speaker 3: can listen to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's just everyone in the car is
Speaker 1: a pacifier and they're learning so much about life.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the car, well, you know, it's funny. I
Speaker 2: was watching.
Speaker 3: I woke up the middle of the night as I
Speaker 3: was telling you guys, so I put on I got
Speaker 3: a screener for the movie The Favorite, and I put
Speaker 3: it on, and so many of my friends had told me.
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop laughing because all my friends had told
Speaker 3: me they went to this movie thinking it was about
Speaker 3: like historical it was like historical fiction or about this
Speaker 3: old queen, and it's really about how this queen had
Speaker 3: a couple of lesbian lovers. So they're like, there was
Speaker 3: so much lesbian or you know, there was so much
Speaker 3: sex that they didn't expect.
Speaker 5: They are in street.
Speaker 1: I like to keep it sinister and without any details
Speaker 1: and surreal, we're in the street.
Speaker 4: Well, you finish your shin.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why I started telling it except
Speaker 2: for that it was.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was the kind of movie people think it's
Speaker 3: a parents movie because it seems like it's historical, right,
Speaker 3: But it's actually a movie about like three women who
Speaker 3: are all trying to have sex with each other.
Speaker 2: And no one saw it coming.
Speaker 3: So I had a couple of different friends and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're just sitting there. Well and you think it's like, uh,
Speaker 3: you know the story about this queen that's all crazy,
Speaker 3: but it's actually like everyone's trying to get into each
Speaker 3: other's beds and they're like, it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: And it's it's Olivia Coleman, who's from if like Broadshirt.
Speaker 3: She's a British actress. Did you watch peep Show?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love peep Show.
Speaker 3: So you know the main girlfriend that's around the longest
Speaker 3: and she kind of has really big eyes and big teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 5: It's a wow.
Speaker 3: Olivia Coleman, she's and she kind of speaks quietly like this,
Speaker 3: she plays the queen and then Emma stone Case one
Speaker 3: person and Rachel White's funny really much from it?
Speaker 5: Who the person that made that movie? What else have
Speaker 5: they made?
Speaker 2: The lobster?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, oh hello, it's so funny, Wiseman.
Speaker 4: Everyone aarny gifts for various reasons. Oh really yeah, so
Speaker 4: for Steve and I have his son glasses in my house.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell anything you want that's private.
Speaker 4: Good to see you, guys, car see, I know hi friends.
Speaker 4: Thanks bicking up. And also I brought pastries. Here's why
Speaker 4: because I felt it would induce guilt either way, because
Speaker 4: I felt if you have them, you'll feel guilty, and
Speaker 4: if you don't, you feel guilty for wasting them. So
Speaker 4: it's a double gift.
Speaker 2: Then are they from the Tropical? We just drove by
Speaker 2: that place and I wanted to cry because I want
Speaker 2: their coffee so bad?
Speaker 5: Can I peak? I'm gonna peek.
Speaker 4: Given't know you can?
Speaker 2: I want you to.
Speaker 4: Ideally you'd have them now. Well, while.
Speaker 5: People get mad when we make smacking so.
Speaker 4: But anger is good. It's an emotion apparently, and it's
Speaker 4: good to express whatever got going. There's a banana bread,
Speaker 4: chocolate croissant, macaroon and aguava and panada step also if
Speaker 4: he wants them, just for everyone.
Speaker 2: This is You're the bost You're You're definitely the number
Speaker 2: one guest of all time.
Speaker 4: Again, I just want to say that it wasn't altruistic.
Speaker 4: I thought maybe you'd feel guilty, and I thought it
Speaker 4: could induce that, but yes, I wanted you to feel
Speaker 4: good as well.
Speaker 5: I feel all kinds of negative.
Speaker 4: So Sun because it's like there's always meetings like next door,
Speaker 4: so it's all sorts of addicts and you can always
Speaker 4: overhear their stories in Cafe tropicyle just about like the
Speaker 4: problems they have, and they're all having like the most
Speaker 4: amount of intense conversations happen in Cafe Tropical ever, Like
Speaker 4: every conversation is very intense, yes, and they're all just
Speaker 4: really expressing themselves and their eyes are wide and I
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 3: Or there's people that are writing, oh, like it's their
Speaker 3: last chance before they move away from Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: I always feel like when I'm in Cafe Travical writing
Speaker 4: a screenplay, I look around at everyone and I'm be like,
Speaker 4: I'm the one who's gonna make it. Like there's like
Speaker 4: so many different screenplays, but I want to be the
Speaker 4: one who does it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be the one that makes it.
Speaker 4: To the SAP.
Speaker 3: I like that with their coffee. When you order coffee there,
Speaker 3: they put milk in it automatically. You don't get a choice.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: I love any kind of thing where it's like you
Speaker 2: just back up, We're going to take care.
Speaker 5: Of Yeah, there's no such thing as not drinking dairy
Speaker 5: or eating they do.
Speaker 4: They added soy and almond now, so it's kind of
Speaker 4: nice because I actually became lactose intolerant last year at
Speaker 4: the carving else where it happened my stomach started exploding.
Speaker 4: So now that's the annoying thing about lactose intolerance, is
Speaker 4: you just buy necessity? Are more annoying now? Yes, Like
Speaker 4: you just literally are the most annoying human alive.
Speaker 5: You have to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every breastaurant I go to, do you cook that
Speaker 4: with butter? And it's like, who the fuck am I
Speaker 4: someone who doesn't want to be in pain?
Speaker 2: Do they have pills like bino for farting for lactose intolerance.
Speaker 4: That helps you. Yeah, lactid though I get nervous. Though.
Speaker 4: I don't want to test it because it doesn't work
Speaker 4: on everyone. And I just hate pain so much, and
Speaker 4: so I just try to avoid it at all costs,
Speaker 4: Like I'll stop doing something if I feel any pain.
Speaker 4: So I'll just like milk is like, okay, I'll never
Speaker 4: try that again.
Speaker 5: You know, you know I had a flare up.
Speaker 1: I guess it's called when you're doing extra terribly and
Speaker 1: it helped me a lot to not eat dairy and
Speaker 1: and sugar and all those things.
Speaker 5: Is so visual, Yeah, it really is, but visually I
Speaker 5: look the same. It was just my face was unhappy.
Speaker 5: You're no stranger to pain.
Speaker 4: Though, No, we've we've we've talked about pain together.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: How is your hip?
Speaker 5: My hip feels terrific.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. Is it a real hip anymore? Or do
Speaker 4: you have a fake hip? It looks like a golf club,
Speaker 4: but it works like alb it is.
Speaker 5: It is still my bone. They didn't cut my bone.
Speaker 5: There's just a little helmet on it.
Speaker 4: What can't you do?
Speaker 5: Uh a certain yoga poses quickly?
Speaker 2: Oh you can't do fast yoga anymore?
Speaker 1: No, I love fast yeah, speed cold yoga about my house.
Speaker 4: It's the new They do not want you to be warm,
Speaker 4: they do not want you it's all pulled us.
Speaker 5: Everyone's cramping, everyone's screaming.
Speaker 4: Do you guys find it? Are you able? Because something
Speaker 4: I think about all the time. I've been talking about
Speaker 4: this a lot lately, is Oh, is that Danielle.
Speaker 5: It is daniel.
Speaker 2: We know she has to know Danielle. Danielle. We're podcasting.
Speaker 4: Hey, Danielle, we're currently podcasting.
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't care, ye, Crystal Seal, we're podcasting and.
Speaker 4: That's gonna start. It's funny because there are certain places
Speaker 4: you drive in the East Side of la or like
Speaker 4: where you you're guaranteed to run into someone you know,
Speaker 4: like Mustard Seed Cafe if you go there and you
Speaker 4: will have a conversation you don't want to have. If
Speaker 4: you down Hillhurst, you will run into someone. There's just
Speaker 4: certain places you can be sure of.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's very true.
Speaker 4: But Daniel's a good person.
Speaker 1: So she's the opposite of a gang neighborhood.
Speaker 2: You know, she she's running our network.
Speaker 4: I know it's I just saw her the other day
Speaker 4: and she told me that. And now full circle it
Speaker 4: almost seems planned.
Speaker 2: Well, I called her and said, are you busy around
Speaker 2: ten forty.
Speaker 4: Streak across Sunset?
Speaker 2: Please for Jake for his comfort.
Speaker 1: We like all of our name droppings to be organic,
Speaker 1: and if you aren't there, it's gonna seem set up.
Speaker 4: Do you This is a weird question, but can you
Speaker 4: write off gas because you're at work right now? Karen?
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes, yes she did.
Speaker 1: I do my leg Oh and it's half of my
Speaker 1: driving I've did and probably more actually is because of
Speaker 1: you know, going to comedy this part of town from
Speaker 1: the beach to go to do a seven minute set
Speaker 1: for no money.
Speaker 4: So damn right, I'm getting like, hell you look.
Speaker 2: At there's your there's.
Speaker 5: That is so sorry, sorry you're hired.
Speaker 4: It's my I love that. I always was a fan
Speaker 4: of sorry, we're open like apologies.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 4: The other day I was with Mattia Bretson who is
Speaker 4: uh do you need to ride? Alum? And Pat Bishup
Speaker 4: the other Creative Corporate and we were walking. We wanted
Speaker 4: to get a picture of of the bill boss under
Speaker 4: the billboard, just to document it because it's so crazy
Speaker 4: that we are able to have. It's such a once
Speaker 4: in a lifetime experience. Yeah, we're walking on Hollywood Boulevard
Speaker 4: in Los Los Flies. Although I know Matt had trouble pronounciate,
Speaker 4: pronunciating it, pronunciating its pronounce it. Yeah, but it's it's
Speaker 4: a lot of things, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 4: just meant to you know what, It's meant to get
Speaker 4: you in trouble. That's what it is. So there were
Speaker 4: these there's this couple walking and I said to them, Hey,
Speaker 4: can you guys take our picture? We're like on that
Speaker 4: billboard and if you could take a picture, that'd be great.
Speaker 4: And that could only happen in LA and New York.
Speaker 4: That is the most LA bullshit ever, is like, my
Speaker 4: face is up there and if you could take a
Speaker 4: picture of be in front of it, and I felt bad.
Speaker 4: I kind of felt good.
Speaker 5: The La even more LA thing is for them to
Speaker 5: respond with, oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 4: It's like, so are we We're the one next to you, Yeah,
Speaker 4: how are you guys? Are you guys happy?
Speaker 2: I'm great, yeah, good, real good.
Speaker 1: I've been very happy lately. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: got the rain has been helping. Everything's green. I don't
Speaker 1: understand these people that jump off the space needle because
Speaker 1: it's wet out.
Speaker 4: So you you so the rain and the dreariness helps you.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been indoors, i haven't had to interact. I've
Speaker 1: spent a lot of quality alone time. And it turns
Speaker 1: out I like myself.
Speaker 4: All right, Hey, oh wow? Is that like a new revelation.
Speaker 1: Of Is that because you We're kind of trained to
Speaker 1: think that being alone all the time is a bad
Speaker 1: thing and you should be sad. But I've been enjoying
Speaker 1: my apartment and it's wet out and there's no pressure
Speaker 1: to go do anything.
Speaker 2: Or be it.
Speaker 1: And don't get me wrong, I've been How often do
Speaker 1: you get road trees are going to do comedy?
Speaker 4: I think about that all the time. How often do
Speaker 4: you guys actually want to go do something?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: That was my favorite I watched. I went to the
Speaker 1: screening of new Corporate episodes from the current season which
Speaker 1: started on the fifteenth, and.
Speaker 5: There is an episode about that, and it was my favorite.
Speaker 4: The pressure.
Speaker 5: To go out at night. I really don't want to.
Speaker 4: Yah, It's weird sometimes I do because there's this whole
Speaker 4: world of things to do. I think, I guess, but
Speaker 4: then you're like, but, but but it isn't that good. Like,
Speaker 4: I just can't like what is good?
Speaker 2: You know what's weird. I've been thinking about this a
Speaker 2: lot lately.
Speaker 4: What is good?
Speaker 3: Because everything changes as you get older, especially living in
Speaker 3: Los Angeles for me having been here for so long,
Speaker 3: what I see now is the reason people get married
Speaker 3: in there, like and down here, it's.
Speaker 2: Usually late thirties or forties or whatever at the latest.
Speaker 3: The reason that happens, and you kind of like nest
Speaker 3: up is because it stops being good because most you
Speaker 3: can't like, drink heavily for twenty years without some impact,
Speaker 3: Like you can't just keep on going out and getting
Speaker 3: fucked up and having that be fine. Like that's great
Speaker 3: in your twenties, fine in your thirties. When you're in
Speaker 3: your forties, it starts to it starts to bottom out.
Speaker 4: No, I drink at home, don't get me wrong, Well.
Speaker 2: Drink all you want.
Speaker 3: My point is that staying at home starts to become
Speaker 3: the good thing, sure, and then going out starts to
Speaker 3: become the bummer. And it basically everything goes mirror image
Speaker 3: and it's just like the I think it's just.
Speaker 2: The effect of aging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's that broad picture that I am sort
Speaker 1: of confronted by it, but it's true.
Speaker 5: But then there's also just like there's no parking.
Speaker 4: Well that's that's what I'm talking about. It's just it's
Speaker 4: just sort of like I have a bad bladder, like
Speaker 4: so like like just like when I go to a place,
Speaker 4: when I go do anything, my first thought is where's
Speaker 4: the bathroom? Like where's the bathroom? And is the seat
Speaker 4: I have close to the bathroom? And so I don't
Speaker 4: I don't have to worry about that at home, Like
Speaker 4: that's just like a thing. And then parking is a
Speaker 4: nightmare and just sort of like like what I don't
Speaker 4: like about going out, I think is when I go somewhere,
Speaker 4: I don't like the moment where I'm done before the
Speaker 4: rest of the audience is like I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 4: feel bad about myself that I want to leave, Like
Speaker 4: I don't like knowing that I'm lame, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. Like if I'm home, I'm just like being
Speaker 4: reasonable or pretending to save money or reading, you know.
Speaker 4: But it's like it's but then if I if I
Speaker 4: go out and I say like, oh I want to
Speaker 4: go home, that I'm like the negative person, you know,
Speaker 4: what I mean, like, and I would prefer to live
Speaker 4: in the dark about how bad a person I am,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It's just much better to
Speaker 4: not know right well.
Speaker 3: And also it's because like that idea that we're all
Speaker 3: supposed to have the same preferences is very strange.
Speaker 2: It's just like we all I don't.
Speaker 3: It took me years and years to finally realize I
Speaker 3: don't like going out.
Speaker 2: I actually don't. I was just an alcoholic before it
Speaker 2: was that.
Speaker 3: Also like to dabble in drugs and that kind of
Speaker 3: was fun, but especially the older yet, like when the
Speaker 3: group changes and people get younger and you're still old.
Speaker 3: That's like the last party I went to, I was
Speaker 3: just like I shouldn't be here.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Because also I feel like when I talk to
Speaker 4: younger people than me, I'm thirty five, so I'm not
Speaker 4: explicitly young, but I'm not. But I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 4: super old or super young. I feel like I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm like an adult, I guess, you know. But
Speaker 4: I feel like when I talk to younger people than me,
Speaker 4: anyone younger than me, anything they say is a reminder
Speaker 4: of how stupid I was, like ten minutes before you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. It's like, oh, I was that
Speaker 4: and I hate seeing that and I know yeah says, look,
Speaker 4: oh is this Joe Biden in town?
Speaker 5: Well they have little ledges on that unmarked U.
Speaker 4: Is that a I forget what it's calling? Is Joey? Like?
Speaker 4: Is he rig you call Joey?
Speaker 2: That was my guest? But what is that side step
Speaker 2: thing indicative of something?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: For people, I think it's so they can smash through cars.
Speaker 1: For real, It's a ledge for Secret Service guys to
Speaker 1: perge on.
Speaker 2: Well, let's follow that suv.
Speaker 5: Both of those could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Let's get into that caravan.
Speaker 5: That was very exciting.
Speaker 4: I think being the Secret Service is just you don't
Speaker 4: get to tell anyone the secrets, and that sucks, you know,
Speaker 4: like why would you want I don't think anyone's good
Speaker 4: at keeping secrets because it's not fun, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's super fun to tell secrets. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: to have a job where you have to like pretend
Speaker 4: to respect who you're guarding and then if anything you're
Speaker 4: put in jail works. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think so even if it's on a podcast, honestly,
Speaker 1: it will continue.
Speaker 2: Do you have to jog in hard shoes.
Speaker 4: Oh that's another good point.
Speaker 2: There's there's so much running with like a for a
Speaker 2: fully suited man, they don't feel.
Speaker 1: So uncomfortable because it suddenly is you have to suddenly
Speaker 1: run you have just not always jogging through a park.
Speaker 2: No, suddenly you have to like bust out and chase
Speaker 2: people or run.
Speaker 4: Away probably secret service.
Speaker 1: Now feel a little more relaxed and they don't have
Speaker 1: to get up and go that they used to.
Speaker 4: So it makes me I think remember something that I
Speaker 4: think about a lot, which is that I think success
Speaker 4: is being able to wear whatever you want. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: literally whenever you want to, Like if you because you
Speaker 4: you podcast a lot, you could do it in your pajamas, right,
Speaker 4: So that is successful. You don't have to wear anything.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of guys in Venice living on the
Speaker 5: beach that are successful.
Speaker 4: Yes exactly.
Speaker 5: I saw that guy.
Speaker 1: He used to be an old neighbor, but now he
Speaker 1: just has seaweed wrapped around his head and his bicycle. No,
Speaker 1: it's a bike that doesn't have tires, it's just rims.
Speaker 1: And he walks around with a seaweed head and a
Speaker 1: seaweed bike.
Speaker 5: And he used to have two.
Speaker 1: Leopard panted limousines. Now he's screaming at parking meters.
Speaker 5: With seaweed on it.
Speaker 2: What happened in between those two things?
Speaker 4: Success?
Speaker 2: Success with meth is what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: He very much.
Speaker 2: He successfully smoked a ship.
Speaker 1: My roommate used to play pickup basketball with him at
Speaker 1: the white man can't jump court. And now he is
Speaker 1: a full fledged, potentially violent He's a scary person and
Speaker 1: he's big. He's one of these guys that lives on
Speaker 1: the streets but somehow is able to work out all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, people who are just shredded from life.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: It's like, God, I don't have that job or I
Speaker 4: don't have that life.
Speaker 2: Everything he sees he's like a pull up bar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like he's using the space around every.
Speaker 4: Day is a rocky workout in a barn.
Speaker 1: Oh, this hay bale is a perfect place to stick
Speaker 1: my toes under and do some crunches.
Speaker 3: Now, guys, would either of you ever live in this
Speaker 3: part of downtown Right now, we're in the downtown Los
Speaker 3: Angeles area that I think they like to call the
Speaker 3: Arts District, which I believe is a bit generous.
Speaker 4: It's definitely generous. It's just charts. Districts are just where
Speaker 4: no one else wants to live, like where you can
Speaker 4: live to be an artist with eight other artists in
Speaker 4: like a warehouse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in searching right.
Speaker 1: And I looked at a place like that, and it
Speaker 1: was kind of cool to think, Oh, man, everyone would
Speaker 1: be creating sculptures for burning man. My neighbor look a
Speaker 1: trapeze artist in the window. And then parking too. But
Speaker 1: if you walk outside the encampment, it's.
Speaker 4: Just bullet holes. Yeah, and danger, a lot of danger
Speaker 4: and a lot of ripped So you guys wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Move down here.
Speaker 5: I looked at a place I was thinking about it.
Speaker 4: I want I'd move down here just so I could
Speaker 4: win a contest at the moth, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: just to be like, I live Sport's District and let
Speaker 4: me tell you what I saw. You better have stories
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I lived in Chinatown and it was okay, like it
Speaker 4: was just kind of like it was fine, Like there
Speaker 4: was nothing bad or good about it. Really, it was
Speaker 4: just a place to live. I'm not really sure what
Speaker 4: I want in a place to live. I feel like,
Speaker 4: the older I get, the more I want to just
Speaker 4: live away from everyone, Like like I want to live
Speaker 4: away from everyone, but then I want to have all
Speaker 4: the convenience stores I need and only I can buy
Speaker 4: stuff out of it.
Speaker 2: I highly recommend Burbank, it.
Speaker 4: Just seems and that is one of the true joys
Speaker 4: of getting older is just being like realizing Burbank is
Speaker 4: what you want, Like that is just like, oh, I
Speaker 4: guess that's that is what is good. It's just the
Speaker 4: most boring, milk toast place.
Speaker 5: A tiny stress free airport.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that airport is. I feel like too
Speaker 4: many podcasters are calling out how great that that airport
Speaker 4: is because too many people are just gonna fly in
Speaker 4: there just to see how great it is. It's like
Speaker 4: such a wonderful experience.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 3: And most of the time the flying I'm doing these
Speaker 3: days is always out of Lax.
Speaker 2: So in the rare times where it is out of Bourbank,
Speaker 2: I want to cry.
Speaker 3: And the last time it was, I was late and
Speaker 3: I missed my flight because I lived ten minutes from
Speaker 3: the airport right right right, So I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I can just I like just kept blow dragging.
Speaker 2: My hair like I was doing something I did not
Speaker 2: need to be doing because I was like, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: And then of course Alaska they shut their they shut
Speaker 3: the doors forty minutes before takeoff.
Speaker 4: Oh it was Christian assid I've been a victim of
Speaker 4: that before.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I blame the whole state Alaska. Wait, Alaska? Did they
Speaker 4: pair with Virgin or Jet Blue or something like Virgin?
Speaker 2: I believe?
Speaker 4: And are they sup? They're super religious?
Speaker 3: Alaska Airlines was like in and out where they had
Speaker 3: the John three sixteen quote on their napkins when they
Speaker 3: used to give out cocktails. Oh yeah, they were full
Speaker 3: on like, we're an actively Christian organization.
Speaker 4: What is that? What is that?
Speaker 5: Which one is that?
Speaker 2: John three sixteen?
Speaker 4: Is he is the the It's just about napkins. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like literally like, yeah, you just use a napkin face. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's really it's the Bible is so detailed it helps
Speaker 4: me live. So yeah, I wouldn't use a napkin if
Speaker 4: they didn't say it. Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 5: Lot of cleanliness tips in the Bible.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I forget and I don't want to be too
Speaker 4: incendiary here, but I'm not religious at all and I
Speaker 4: don't think you guys are either no right right of course,
Speaker 4: of course, and we all think that because we're liberal heathens.
Speaker 4: But but sometimes I forget when I meet people that
Speaker 4: the way they're interpreting a situation is because they're like
Speaker 4: Christ is telling me to do stuff and I should
Speaker 4: be good, and they're interacting with me, and they're like,
Speaker 4: this is part of the Christian experience, interacting with this
Speaker 4: Jewish man and he's he's theoretically more important than I am,
Speaker 4: but I also need to save him. Like I forget
Speaker 4: that that's what's happening in our interaction because I'm like,
Speaker 4: did you see the game?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And they're like, yeah, the Game of Life or something.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: It's just like I forget that. Like so many people
Speaker 4: live in a world where there's a lord and it's
Speaker 4: like they're really stressed about it, like they really got
Speaker 4: to impress that guy because.
Speaker 3: There's so many tasks in that world where it's like
Speaker 3: convert others, right, you know, make them know the word
Speaker 3: of the Lord, make them see the value of Jesus
Speaker 3: or whatever, where it's just like take how about take
Speaker 3: a break? Yeah, yeah about just live your life and
Speaker 3: be good with it and let other people do their thing.
Speaker 4: Sure, but it just yeah, for obviously, but also it's
Speaker 4: just stressful to me. It's like I'm not like, I'm
Speaker 4: just sort of trying to eat every day, nothing too bad,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, not get a stomach ache,
Speaker 4: you know, try to do my planks because of my
Speaker 4: back is fucked up, and like that's about it. But
Speaker 4: then a lot of people are just like, oh man,
Speaker 4: the world is really fucked up and I got to
Speaker 4: do my part. And I'm like, I don't need to
Speaker 4: do my part.
Speaker 2: In fact, your part is that billboard. You've done your part.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people past that billboard and go, oh I do
Speaker 3: hate my job too, yay, getting wrong.
Speaker 1: We can get so much mileage off the we make
Speaker 1: a living and making other people happy.
Speaker 5: That we don't have to that is true. Yeah, we
Speaker 5: never have to face any I fall back on that
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 3: But I honestly think that I've watched your show a
Speaker 3: couple of times and thought, I bet you there are
Speaker 3: people who got sucked into the corporate on the corporate
Speaker 3: track and thought that was what they wanted, how it
Speaker 3: was supposed to be, and that they were like on
Speaker 3: their way and they're fucking miserable and they feel like
Speaker 3: they're dying. And then this show comes on and goes
Speaker 3: like we're miserable and we're dying, and this is like,
Speaker 3: I honestly believe there are people that love that show
Speaker 3: because they're like, thank God, someone's letting saying I can
Speaker 3: feel this way and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Crazy, so surprised. You might not think you're religious, but
Speaker 1: you're helping you are christ.
Speaker 4: Well. It is interesting because I was thinking about like
Speaker 4: one of the I don't know if there's such a
Speaker 4: specific purpose of comedy or art, but I think I've
Speaker 4: noticed it on Instagram. It allowed me to realize something
Speaker 4: that what people really want when they see something they
Speaker 4: hear a podcast or they see an Instagram or a show,
Speaker 4: they just want to tag someone and go me like.
Speaker 2: This is me.
Speaker 4: They just want to feel seen, right, And I feel
Speaker 4: like that's the whole The whole game is just so
Speaker 4: you can articulate other people's pain. So they're like, I'm
Speaker 4: not the only one in pain, So I'm okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Crazy for feeling pain, right, Yep.
Speaker 3: Everybody's pretending that they're perfect and great and actually they're
Speaker 3: in pain, and so am I.
Speaker 4: Isn't it a weird thing? Do you guess ever get
Speaker 4: to I mean, Chris, your your comedy is like seemingly
Speaker 4: fairly lighter, like on stage because it's so silly. But
Speaker 4: I feel like both of you obviously have a darkness.
Speaker 4: I know you do, but like, do you ever get
Speaker 4: called this is? Do you ever get accused of too
Speaker 4: much darkness or like in conversation or in your comedy
Speaker 4: or in like do you have people ever accused you that?
Speaker 4: Because that happens to me a lot, and I don't
Speaker 4: agree kind of Yeah, no, I.
Speaker 1: Just because I'm talking about it, I am confronted by it,
Speaker 1: and I feel like people are thinking that, But no
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: People don't actually say that. I just put that on myself,
Speaker 5: that I'm scaring good people.
Speaker 4: What about you, Karen, because I know you're talking about murder,
Speaker 4: So I'm curious what people think.
Speaker 3: I've always been but that's been going on for a
Speaker 3: long time. And so I learned early I was always
Speaker 3: called weird growing up. Yeah, yeah, I was always called
Speaker 3: like dark and weird. I hated that and different and whatever.
Speaker 3: So very early on I learned that that was a
Speaker 3: good thing because I would look at the person saying
Speaker 3: it to me and be like, this person is so lame.
Speaker 4: Either're just unbelievably boring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also like clearly like threatened by Like when
Speaker 3: I was little, I would just say whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: came to my mind, or I would like play games
Speaker 3: and do shit by myself, and I never really thought
Speaker 3: that much about being seen doing it.
Speaker 2: I would just do things.
Speaker 3: And then when people, of course you get a little older,
Speaker 3: especially girls, and they say you're so weird or whatever,
Speaker 3: and then I would just be.
Speaker 2: Like good, oh, yeah, good.
Speaker 4: But it's funny that like people call interesting people weird because.
Speaker 1: And this is only instead of when you're funny as
Speaker 1: a kid and someone laughs, and then they go, oh man,
Speaker 1: you're so weird, and I'm like, hey, yeah, I always thine.
Speaker 5: I had to turn that into a non negative word myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm always I'm fascinated by it because it's
Speaker 4: like if you really I'm not trying to get too
Speaker 4: annoying here, but like if you really look at what
Speaker 4: life is and the fact that we're animals on this
Speaker 4: planet and we're like bizarre creatures with hair everywhere, especially
Speaker 4: in between our eyebrows, and it's get away that everyone
Speaker 4: is so weird, Like anyone even just attempting to be
Speaker 4: normal when you don't feel normal is weird. Like everyone
Speaker 4: is so unbelievably bizarre, like normal people that do the
Speaker 4: same thing. It's we Like whenever I see h a
Speaker 4: School of Fish act in Unison, I'm like, you guys
Speaker 4: are fucking weird dance you know what. They're kind of
Speaker 4: fucking weird too. It's like, how do they have the
Speaker 4: energy to jam for four hours? And they just took
Speaker 4: one mushroom? Christ My mother texted me one time, uh
Speaker 4: when she lived in New York, and she's like, Jaki,
Speaker 4: do you know a band led by a singer named
Speaker 4: Trey And I'm like, do you mean try Anastasio of
Speaker 4: Fish And she's like yes. And I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I don't really listen to him, but yes, they're very famous.
Speaker 4: And she's like, well, I'm in the Apple Store with
Speaker 4: him right now, and he's actually really nice. I bet
Speaker 4: he is a really good life awesome wow.
Speaker 2: And you know she said to him, hold on, let
Speaker 2: me text my son. I know he's gonna know, let
Speaker 2: me text my son.
Speaker 4: Ja.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was one of them.
Speaker 1: When you go to college, you learn a lot, of course,
Speaker 1: but I I was sheltered from Fish my entire life.
Speaker 5: I had never heard of the band.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I move into the dorms and
Speaker 1: every single door had that fish sticker, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: why did someone hand out stickers in the hallway today?
Speaker 1: Everyone listened to that band and I couldn't stand it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was really not good news.
Speaker 4: What I can't relate to, and I haven't honestly listened
Speaker 4: to a lot of Fish in my life, But what
Speaker 4: I can't really relate to is people who truly have
Speaker 4: that much fun. They're just having so much fun, and
Speaker 4: not that it's bad. It's just like, wow, you really
Speaker 4: let go, Like I just like you let go and
Speaker 4: you have a great time, and you don't seem that
Speaker 4: self conscious. And I'm a little just like, oh we're different,
Speaker 4: Like we're just totally different.
Speaker 3: The opposite of comedy comedy is you sit there analyze everything.
Speaker 2: You're trying to pull every single thing apart.
Speaker 3: What they're doing is the exact opposite of like let
Speaker 3: it all go into a blur and do whatever you want,
Speaker 3: where that's so non analytical and non critical that like for.
Speaker 2: Some like me, that makes me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: You know what, that is a perfect articulation of what
Speaker 4: that is, exactly what's going on?
Speaker 2: Can this help me podcasting?
Speaker 4: Do you think? Yeah? I think it is. I think
Speaker 4: a lot of people realize why they don't think fish
Speaker 4: is good. Yes, that's really interesting.
Speaker 1: I could I could just handle them all trying to
Speaker 1: play the same song at the same time.
Speaker 2: Do they confine so it?
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're all they're all have ear plugs
Speaker 1: and they're just doing their own thing and they were
Speaker 1: given an instrument and sometimes it matches up, and usually
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 4: But hey, they're smiling.
Speaker 2: Listen. I brought this up in the first place. I've
Speaker 2: never heard a fish song in my life. I can.
Speaker 4: One of them is about a lawnmower. I believe.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of references to lawnmowers.
Speaker 4: I don't mind that. I wish some songs were like
Speaker 4: more about like my shoe doesn't fit, you know, like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, I gotta get new shoes. I guarantee they
Speaker 4: have some shoe songs.
Speaker 2: Stephen, could you please take a picture of that truck
Speaker 2: full of corn? So much corn that is the most corn.
Speaker 2: I think anyone's got fed time.
Speaker 4: You can see on the side of the truck, even
Speaker 4: rubbed up against more corn.
Speaker 2: Do you think he went straight into the cornfield and
Speaker 2: got all that corn?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was just looking at the corn. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't care about hit and run a scarecrow.
Speaker 2: I bet you that is straight up farm fresh corn.
Speaker 5: It is probably is that fresh corn.
Speaker 4: One podcasting. What do you think about fish? Do you
Speaker 4: like fish?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sometimes do people look at your truck and think it's
Speaker 1: plantains at first?
Speaker 4: Because I did by.
Speaker 2: They're like, I told you we were going to get
Speaker 2: harassed because of all this corn.
Speaker 5: I like that truck of maze.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here's Chinatown. Oh yeah, there's a bunch of dragons.
Speaker 2: So what was it like living down here? But just
Speaker 2: kind of dull.
Speaker 4: It was just kind of dull. It was not like
Speaker 4: the Chinese food was okay, Like it wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 4: necessarily outstanding. I feel like this is kind of ugly shame.
Speaker 4: There's not a ton of good Chinese food in LA
Speaker 4: which is a shame because I grew up in New
Speaker 4: York where it was really good.
Speaker 2: Where it's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not that great here, So it was
Speaker 4: just kind of, you know, just very kind of boring.
Speaker 4: Right in the tail end of me living there was
Speaker 4: when it started to become an arts district or people
Speaker 4: were attempting to make it cool, Like I feel like
Speaker 4: people attempt to make places that are explicitly not cool
Speaker 4: the new cool place because no one's going there. So
Speaker 4: people were trying, but I wasn't having it. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: it is not cool.
Speaker 1: Yes it is not cool, maybe because Rush Hour too
Speaker 1: was shot here, but that's it.
Speaker 2: Did you do was that your show that was in
Speaker 2: an art gallery in Chinatown or is that just.
Speaker 4: You mean like shooting in an art gallery in China Town?
Speaker 2: No, No, there was a stand up show. Yes, it
Speaker 2: was very short lived.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah I did. I feel like I've done that show.
Speaker 4: We might have even been on that show together. But
Speaker 4: I don't think I had a show there. You know
Speaker 4: what's weird about comedy every I have run so many
Speaker 4: shows and don't remember any of them I have run.
Speaker 4: I ran a show at USC for a while that
Speaker 4: I completely forgot about a year of my life.
Speaker 7: Did you do it in the in the commissary or
Speaker 7: like I did it in sort of there was like
Speaker 7: an auditorium sort of situation that seven people came to
Speaker 7: and like ji Rod Carmichael was on it, like the
Speaker 7: really famous people were on it.
Speaker 4: Seven people. Like, So comedy is just full of We
Speaker 4: have done so many shows together where there's six people
Speaker 4: there at and that's a good show.
Speaker 3: No, And can I tell you that I used to
Speaker 3: run a show at UCLA in the cafeteria.
Speaker 4: I feel left out. I've never run a show to
Speaker 4: college before.
Speaker 3: Now listen, we can get you over to. There's a
Speaker 3: college in Burbank right by the hills.
Speaker 5: I've done in Burbank so hard.
Speaker 4: I've been getting feed off by Burbank air Bank has.
Speaker 1: I'm far away from everyone, and there are neighborhood places
Speaker 1: to eat.
Speaker 5: So there you go. And the ocean need I need?
Speaker 2: I need it? Do I need it?
Speaker 4: You know what's weird about the driving? Don't what's word
Speaker 4: about the ocean? It isn't real. Everyone thinks it's real,
Speaker 4: and I know it's.
Speaker 2: It's actually a screen.
Speaker 4: It's a scream. It's a wet, fabricated Well, I'm just
Speaker 4: driving around with you guys, and I'm just because I'm
Speaker 4: not driving, I'm having the sensation of Mr of I'm
Speaker 4: peeing and it's it's it's not warm enough. What's weird
Speaker 4: is when you drive around LA you and I guess
Speaker 4: this is anyone in any city, but it's striking me
Speaker 4: right now that La is just I'm thinking of it,
Speaker 4: of all the failed first dates I've had, like like, oh,
Speaker 4: I've had a failed one there. Oh I forgot about
Speaker 4: that person. Well, I've been in that apartment that was bad.
Speaker 5: I just couldn't find parking.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. I'm just like, wow, you really, even though
Speaker 4: it never feels like you're doing anything with your life,
Speaker 4: you do so much. You here's a crew, and a
Speaker 4: lot of.
Speaker 2: It hurts you. Like there's a lot of ghosts. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've I've lived here for over twenty years, so there's
Speaker 2: parts of this town I can't go to.
Speaker 1: Oh I just realized that's why I don't remember a
Speaker 1: lot of stand upsets or jokes.
Speaker 5: Or things I say on podcasts, is because comedy hurts me.
Speaker 2: It hurts you.
Speaker 4: There's too many there's too many times where you feel bad,
Speaker 4: so you got to forget it.
Speaker 5: And along with that are the good times. Yes, oh man,
Speaker 5: that's a shame you are so.
Speaker 3: Vulnerable when you do stand up comedy. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: your feelings get hurt, even when it goes the best.
Speaker 2: It can go.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's especially when you gets hurt because
Speaker 4: what's so weird about comedy And this has been articulated before,
Speaker 4: But as well as you do, you the next time
Speaker 4: you do it can't be as good.
Speaker 1: So then if you.
Speaker 2: Suck, yes, and it's just and then forever.
Speaker 1: My special taping went very well, and I knew it
Speaker 1: went well, and I immediately felt terrible after it, and
Speaker 1: I've also been having nightmares about things that actually happened
Speaker 1: during it.
Speaker 5: And it went well and it.
Speaker 4: Went well, Yeah, it just built for I mean, I
Speaker 4: feel like so much of life in comedy is like
Speaker 4: a vis a vessel. For this is that if you
Speaker 4: set expectations high, ever, you're kind of fucked. You can't
Speaker 4: because it's because humans just sort of then get to
Speaker 4: a new level and then not matching up to it
Speaker 4: is really stressful and makes you feel bad and like
Speaker 4: something's wrong, but you.
Speaker 3: Don't appreciate the new level. You don't see they're doing.
Speaker 3: Look at this great accomplishment.
Speaker 2: You go, this is fucked. Here's all the ways it's fucked.
Speaker 2: I can't do this. I'm a fraud. It all comes
Speaker 2: back to that.
Speaker 1: Fraudut glad that I had good parents who cared about
Speaker 1: me because they taught me early on to keep my
Speaker 1: expectations low. Is that really important? Yeah, Like, don't get
Speaker 1: too excited about this. YopE, it's a dangerous thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Barack Obama's message of hope destroyed a generation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in this country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really did. I like the posters.
Speaker 1: You do you?
Speaker 2: I'm a Shepherd period Empathy center.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Used to be an like a skateboarders art gallery if
Speaker 3: we're just talking about things that used to be around
Speaker 3: that are giving us memories. And I went to an
Speaker 3: opening there and it was one of those things where
Speaker 3: like for me, a skateboarder's art gallery opening, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, this is it, this is all I want to do.
Speaker 2: This is the coolest. And I felt like I didn't
Speaker 2: have pants on the whole time. It was like I
Speaker 2: felt like everyone.
Speaker 3: Knew I shouldn't have been there, and it was so
Speaker 3: uncomfortable and weird. And that's like one of the many
Speaker 3: why did I try? Why did I think that was
Speaker 3: going to be good? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I definitely experienced that riving forty three and actually going
Speaker 1: to skate parks and you're like, look at my new hip,
Speaker 1: and look at that kid. They're doing something that I've
Speaker 1: tried for twenty five years to do. He's been skateboarding
Speaker 1: for four years and does.
Speaker 4: It better than me, with more style and guys. But
Speaker 4: then it's like, it's funny because I think about it
Speaker 4: in terms of I got off Instagram recently because or
Speaker 4: like my personal account, because I got a little too
Speaker 4: sad and not at what I think a lot of
Speaker 4: people get said at is that I will see the
Speaker 4: young sort of like influencers or young hot people, and
Speaker 4: I get sad because they don't know how much pain
Speaker 4: is coming. They like, I feel so bad for the
Speaker 4: gorgeous people who have a million followers, because in five years,
Speaker 4: it's all just I don't look as good as I
Speaker 4: used to. This angle isn't covering it like it used to. Like,
Speaker 4: it's just the fall from grace they're going to have.
Speaker 2: And because it's there, it's so surface. It's not like
Speaker 2: you go, I love her and she's so nice. A.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel bad that they feel they have to
Speaker 4: be this way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's shocking I still feel bad about the
Speaker 1: complete and it's an amazing the one eighty that I
Speaker 1: pulled emotionally from being hating vine famous people to feeling
Speaker 1: bad for them once that was taken away from its devastating.
Speaker 4: It was off.
Speaker 5: There was really people that had a lot of people
Speaker 5: paying attention to them.
Speaker 8: Just on that, and it's like someone's injecting you with
Speaker 8: a ton of fucking drugs, and the drugs or expectations
Speaker 8: and then all of a sudden, no one gives you
Speaker 8: about anymore and they all make fun of you for
Speaker 8: every ever thinking you were hot.
Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for that, and then I follow
Speaker 1: them they try to redo it on Instagram and it's
Speaker 1: not happening.
Speaker 5: There's this little hilarious girl er mom. So he's got
Speaker 5: a camera on her.
Speaker 1: Uh Ava Ava's her name. But she's the funniest kid ever,
Speaker 1: so funny like a child. I know that we don't
Speaker 1: think children are funny, but man, and now she's growing
Speaker 1: up and now it's just an Instagram account, there's not
Speaker 1: many followers.
Speaker 4: It makes me really sad. I don't know why it makes.
Speaker 1: Me sad, because that kid had so much hope, but
Speaker 1: she's she's like we are going to be famous for
Speaker 1: I think they probably still pay that as if, as.
Speaker 4: If fame isn't the worst thing ever, as the three
Speaker 4: of us like, come out here and you need some
Speaker 4: sort of quote unquote fame in order to sustain your
Speaker 4: career because essentially transferred to power agency. Yes, but like
Speaker 4: as if anything beyond agency creatively is the worst experience
Speaker 4: a human can have besides like I don't know, famine.
Speaker 4: But regardless, there there is so such a nightmare. So
Speaker 4: obviously the idea of wanting that is such a sickness.
Speaker 4: It's so upsetting.
Speaker 3: Well because it's made up there they want a thing
Speaker 3: that isn't the thing they're asking for.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the problem is people.
Speaker 3: It's like the American idol idea of like I'm going
Speaker 3: to get out there and then it's a meritocracy and
Speaker 3: you know, it's.
Speaker 2: About talent and it's about this and it's about that,
Speaker 2: and it's just like you have no idea.
Speaker 4: It's just a business. It's like a business that doesn't
Speaker 4: it's a sociopathic business that doesn't care about you.
Speaker 3: And if comics are dumb, then the people that run
Speaker 3: the business are brain dead.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, what do you okay?
Speaker 4: Here's a question? Oh two things. Whenever you drop me
Speaker 4: off and I'm having a blast, so thank you breaking in.
Speaker 2: No, we're hitting up.
Speaker 4: I just want to know can you drop me off
Speaker 4: at Matt's?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sure, and I can send you there in a new episode. No,
Speaker 4: I just want to go hang out with them. We
Speaker 4: made a show together and I legally have to hang
Speaker 4: out with them to generate the story ideas. And the
Speaker 4: other question I had was, because I try to think
Speaker 4: about this too, what does make you like? Because I
Speaker 4: think almost everything makes me feel bad, but what actually
Speaker 4: consistently makes you like feel pretty good?
Speaker 2: Good question?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is, oh good, and it's real scary when
Speaker 1: you don't have an immediate answer.
Speaker 4: Well, for me, one of them is my cats. I
Speaker 4: love them and they're like a source of joy for me,
Speaker 4: and it's always a good thing. It's like I feel
Speaker 4: like they are I've like every time I see them,
Speaker 4: I'm just so psyched and I can't believe I have
Speaker 4: that kind of love in my life.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, every single time, Like they
Speaker 4: don't do they're dumb as shit, like my cats are
Speaker 4: particularly dumb, like my cats are dumb cats, but I
Speaker 4: find them riveting, and I feel like that is so incredible.
Speaker 4: I have that.
Speaker 2: You know, what's funny you asked that question because my therapist.
Speaker 3: My therapist actually just made me start doing an exercise
Speaker 3: and she said pick a friend, And before she finished
Speaker 3: the sentence, I was like, Lizzie Cooperman, like, I know
Speaker 3: exactly who will do this with me in judgment free. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that girl was really mad at me
Speaker 3: because I went so Basically, we have to send each
Speaker 3: other five things that not not that like it's like gratitudeless,
Speaker 3: but as opposed to I'm grateful for, which is very
Speaker 3: like I'm supposed to feel this way.
Speaker 2: It's five things that actually made you feel happiness. So
Speaker 2: as small or big as they are, when you had
Speaker 2: the emotion and a hit of happiness, you have to
Speaker 2: write it down.
Speaker 4: So even if it's like when someone I don't like
Speaker 4: was in pain, basically if you.
Speaker 2: Got the failing, then you have to write it down.
Speaker 3: That's great and it's really interesting because it's like you're saying,
Speaker 3: it's as small as that where my dog George gets
Speaker 3: a weird person's smile on her face when I come
Speaker 3: in the door, she does that thing where she her
Speaker 3: head goes down and she smiles, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like the cutest thing of all the time.
Speaker 3: And then there's other things where suddenly I go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: this makes me feel good. I should be doing it
Speaker 3: all the time, and I don't do it just because
Speaker 3: you know, I don't acknowledge that.
Speaker 2: I don't acknowledge the importance of happiness.
Speaker 4: I guess it's yeah, because it's sort of because it's
Speaker 4: a weird thing about happiness is that you can exist
Speaker 4: without it, and most people do. But it's like you'll
Speaker 4: die and it won't matter, you know what I mean
Speaker 4: that you were happy, But it's super nice when you're
Speaker 4: having a period where you're like, god, I feel good
Speaker 4: and I definitely am lucky that I'm alive right now.
Speaker 4: It's like holy shit.
Speaker 2: And it's not a consistent I think a lot of.
Speaker 3: People, because it's not this long, static line of happiness,
Speaker 3: they go, oh, then I have depression or something's wrong
Speaker 3: with me. It's not that you just get little hits
Speaker 3: all day yeah, and you go back to neutral.
Speaker 2: And that's just kind of like the best we can do.
Speaker 4: I think, read do you guys read fiction a lot, No.
Speaker 5: And it's something I feel guilty about, and I want
Speaker 5: to start.
Speaker 4: What I would implore you, you're gonna start today. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I understand. I understand one of those things
Speaker 4: too that people feel guilty about, of course, because there's
Speaker 4: the thing you feel you should be doing. But I
Speaker 4: actually find that it is quite meditative in a way,
Speaker 4: and it's one of those things that.
Speaker 5: Like, this woman's walking.
Speaker 2: And almost slowing to stop.
Speaker 4: What if right now she's thinking about murder?
Speaker 2: I say, high friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that it's been very helpful for me
Speaker 4: in the sense that I feel like TV is a
Speaker 4: little difficult to get into because you know people on TV,
Speaker 4: and if you've made TV ever, you're just thinking about
Speaker 4: how it's edited and so. But then also if you're
Speaker 4: on your computer watching it, you're always checking the internet,
Speaker 4: and that sucks. Obviously, that's devastating. But I think fiction
Speaker 4: is good because I think we all forget how good
Speaker 4: it feels, because it is the only thing that is
Speaker 4: truly transformative, because you're creating the world yourself in your head.
Speaker 4: And I would say that it has made me a
Speaker 4: lot happier because I like talking when I read a book.
Speaker 4: I actually do like myself, like I like, oh, look
Speaker 4: I read a book and now I can talk to
Speaker 4: someone else about the book and I can feel amazing.
Speaker 4: So I would recommend. And also the library. I want
Speaker 4: to say this. I'm just I guess I'm trying to
Speaker 4: preach this. The library, I think is one of the
Speaker 4: most underutilized and underappreciated things in the world. And I
Speaker 4: think it's that in public parks or maybe the only sigence.
Speaker 4: Well no, but but it helps, right, that's true. They
Speaker 4: utilize it. But that's another beautiful thing about it's a
Speaker 4: place for homeless people to go. Yeah, I do. The
Speaker 4: one in Venice is always everywhere, but it's you can
Speaker 4: get any book for free. You can you can get audiobooks,
Speaker 4: you can get movies for free. And it's literally like
Speaker 4: it's like free can be almost it's like, and people
Speaker 4: don't use it. When I say I have a library card,
Speaker 4: people are like why, and it's like because it's like
Speaker 4: it's it's a true sign of beauty in the world
Speaker 4: and there's almost nothing like it.
Speaker 5: I like the library coming up the loves Felix.
Speaker 2: The one that loves that Leo DiCaprio built, did it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a library. That's his library.
Speaker 4: He actually lives in the back.
Speaker 2: He runs and he's the manager.
Speaker 3: But he used to live in that neighborhood and when
Speaker 3: he was growing up, there was no library, and he
Speaker 3: was I believe he was a single He a single
Speaker 3: parent kid, so he think he was went to library
Speaker 3: a lot. And so when he had enough money, he
Speaker 3: built a library for kids in that neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the coolest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it made me like him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of tell my dad that story. He
Speaker 4: really has it out for Leod.
Speaker 2: Why he don't know why.
Speaker 4: My dad makes me happy that I like that.
Speaker 5: I thought of one. I like visiting him.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 1: But he just doesn't like his movie. He never thought
Speaker 1: he was good. I'm like, what about Gilbert Grape? What
Speaker 1: about the revenue?
Speaker 2: What about the adator?
Speaker 4: Good in Fear? As? Isn't he in fear with Wahlberg?
Speaker 4: Or is that just Walburn?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: No? Basketball? Sorry? Basketball diaries?
Speaker 2: Ye think you have base ball.
Speaker 4: Diar. I love matchup.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like the guy and my dad wants to fist
Speaker 4: fight him.
Speaker 2: Wow, I know, you know what's funny.
Speaker 3: My dad feels that way about the guy that runs
Speaker 3: the men's warehouse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: You're gonna like the way you look guy. Every time
Speaker 3: that commercials on, my dad gets so mad.
Speaker 5: There's no one more smug and terrible than that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's jealous of his millions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's a lot. I spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time not liking the can you hear me now?
Speaker 1: Guy that used to work for whatever cell phone?
Speaker 4: Everyone is furious about his defection one and look at
Speaker 4: that look at all weird.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's the best look at you.
Speaker 2: I just love that. It's everywhere.
Speaker 4: It is so bizarre. I always think about the people
Speaker 4: that walk by who are like that guy, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. I wish I could think about like
Speaker 4: the people who are like, oh I want to see
Speaker 4: that show, who were like that fucking I saw him
Speaker 4: you stand up at a Chinese restaurant once and he sucked.
Speaker 5: No, they're just looking at a thing now, like when
Speaker 5: everyone has their mouths out there.
Speaker 4: I hate in there.
Speaker 3: Is there any corporate plugging or updates or anything for
Speaker 3: this new season that.
Speaker 5: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: The screening was it's such a good show that it's
Speaker 1: even better in the last season.
Speaker 5: That's really really very much enjoying it.
Speaker 4: I will plug in a little. Chris Fairbanks is on
Speaker 4: it so as Lizzie Coopermany Coperman is on Corporate this year,
Speaker 4: as well as many other comedians we like. It's Tuesdays
Speaker 4: at ten thirty PM. And I think it's a good show,
Speaker 4: and please watch it live so we get to do
Speaker 4: it again because it's all about ratings, even though no
Speaker 4: one watches anything live. And yeah, I think it's a
Speaker 4: good funny show. And if you like darkness and lightness
Speaker 4: combined and you want to feel seen, please watch Corporate
Speaker 4: Tuesday at ten thirty and Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think that if I just realized this because
Speaker 3: I don't tvo it, I just try to find it.
Speaker 2: But do you think if I have it programmed that counts.
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm gonna do that right.
Speaker 4: You are doing so much for me, don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: You don't need to do any more for me in
Speaker 4: your lifetime. In fact, you could kill me and I'd
Speaker 4: be like, well, even I know there's by the way,
Speaker 4: there's this gorilla bullshit graffiti. It's living in a constant
Speaker 4: daydream and then there's like it's bullshit on another garage door.
Speaker 4: It's like love is the Eternal drugs and it's like.
Speaker 5: Fuck you. Sure you just ruined someone's that now.
Speaker 4: But Pat Matt and I were walking by it the
Speaker 4: other night and we're like, that's just Gerrilla Market. I
Speaker 4: feel like I'm so cynical now. It's like save the planet.
Speaker 4: It's like, fuck you.
Speaker 5: They did the whole street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little crazy church. They wrote on a
Speaker 2: Buddhist church sign.
Speaker 5: Yes, John McCain couple.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing about John McCain. When he was young,
Speaker 4: he was pretty hot. Yes, he's a real hot guy
Speaker 4: and talks about it enough. Yeah, because that's the thing,
Speaker 4: that's what matters.
Speaker 2: He had the real sharp chin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, god, it was so hot.
Speaker 2: He was hot.
Speaker 4: Piece. May he rest in that piece?
Speaker 2: Did I do this far?
Speaker 4: If you go up into the right, it's he's on. Well,
Speaker 4: I guess I won't say where he's at, but if
Speaker 4: we turn right and then are yeah, I think you guy.
Speaker 4: Saw this was such a blast. You are terrific.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jake and Karen.
Speaker 4: Haven't seen you in like a year or two, but
Speaker 4: I've been following everything and I'm thrilled.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to see you. I would love to see
Speaker 2: you more, did know?
Speaker 4: And Chris, it's been nice to see you. One more,
Speaker 4: one more. Oh and also Karen, I just want to
Speaker 4: remind you. I forget what inside joke it was, but
Speaker 4: in my phone I have you as Karen fucking kill Garret.
Speaker 4: So that's how you pop up times attach once or
Speaker 4: twice a years, Karen fucking kill Garreth. And that is
Speaker 4: a weird thing.
Speaker 5: So much power.
Speaker 2: I really like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 4: You put me in the Chris fucking fair Yeah, Chris Fairbanks,
Speaker 4: Yes better off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, anywhere double meaning in case we ever make love,
Speaker 1: you won't know what's happening, but.
Speaker 4: It will be hate for you, but love for me.
Speaker 4: And thank you guys. This was a blast. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it was so nice to see you and thank you.
Speaker 2: All Right, Well this has been Do.
Speaker 4: You need a ride? D Y n A R.
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Troy. Our talent
Speaker 3: booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 2: Art work by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, at dinar
Speaker 3: podcast that's d y n ar podcast.
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.