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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 4: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 1: Right with Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks,

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Speaker 5: This is Karen. I wish I could go by Christopher Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: Did you know that you wish that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think it's more.

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Speaker 5: Official and friendlier and more interesting than Chris.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you go for it?

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Speaker 5: Well, right when I got to Los Angeles, I was

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Speaker 5: doing Comedy Death Ray at MBAR, not to drop legitimate

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Speaker 5: shows that don't exist anymore than I used.

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Speaker 1: To do, but I was on the bill.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and a guy named that's so dupe, a guy

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Speaker 5: named Christopher Fairbanks was in the audience, and we've since

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Speaker 1: But he's an actor. Uh huh, that's done a lot

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Speaker 1: of comedy stuff and that hell house thing that yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: What does he look like? He's tall, he's probably now

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Speaker 4: Like, he's probably now five nine.

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Speaker 5: He's he was tall at the time. He has since

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Speaker 5: shrunk to do these final libifita. No, he's uh, he's

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Speaker 5: me man. Not that I have animosity being a short person,

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Speaker 1: So it's like, well, there's Do you.

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Speaker 2: Think he showed up at that show to make that

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Speaker 5: Yes, he was very concerned about it, and I thought, oh, oh,

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Speaker 5: this guy might be weird, but he is not at

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Speaker 1: He's a sweet guy and seems weird to me.

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Speaker 5: We always see each other at the old commercial audition places. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 5: and he says hey me, and I say hello, I me.

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Speaker 2: Also, every time.

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Speaker 1: You have to do the too well, no, I think

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Speaker 5: It's like looking in a mirror. And then we did

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Speaker 5: that hand exercise. Sure right fa for like a good

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Speaker 2: Everyone else in the in the waiting area got real

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Speaker 5: Yeah, They're like, I don't do any preparatory work. These

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Speaker 2: This is incredible, the level of improv the amount of

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Speaker 5: You really will let yes and another actor if they

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Speaker 2: I bet you want to. It's like it's like saying

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Speaker 5: For a long time, I wanted to do a reality

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Speaker 5: show called the Chris Fairbanks Show, where was he and

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Speaker 5: I living in a house kind of auditioning and going

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Speaker 1: Or we would set up auditions for me. He'd probably

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Speaker 5: It's living in a house. That's all we have in common.

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Speaker 1: I like that idea a lot, and it's the Chris

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Speaker 2: It's that's great. Yeah, this is the official copyright of

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Speaker 2: that idea. If you try to steal this idea or

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Speaker 4: House, right, we will come after you hard.

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Speaker 1: We will sue you.

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Speaker 4: Everyone in my family is a.

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Speaker 5: Litigator, and it is time stamped on this SoundCloud file and.

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Speaker 2: All throughout the internet, which is the new post Office,

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Speaker 2: which is the new which is the old copyrights exactly.

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Speaker 5: This podcast is pretty much like the pages and pages

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Speaker 5: of a signed document.

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Speaker 1: So don't try and fuck with me.

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Speaker 4: I'm also a notary.

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Speaker 1: You're still no paralegal nor notary, right yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's my passion, So please don't step to

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Speaker 2: I love to go around to schools and to hospitals

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Speaker 2: What'll we call it on the business, Yes, just to

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Speaker 5: Well, usually the bad ones aren't worried about any proofing.

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Speaker 1: They're not doing any paperwork.

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Speaker 1: The only stamp they get is parole denied.

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Speaker 5: I needed a notary once for when I was a

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Speaker 2: Little bit of a comic genius.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she has to be. There's no way that was

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Speaker 1: The time I went to school with a bag lunch.

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Speaker 5: You know, people thought Andy Kaufman was serious when he

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Speaker 1: You know that was all big joke. Yeah, you just

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Speaker 2: She was like one of the original branksters.

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Speaker 1: I hope that this whole Alzheimer's thing has been one.

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Speaker 2: Big, long joke.

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Speaker 1: I went there, I went, hey, gotcha ten years of comedy. Fuck, well,

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Karen, if I just I just open that

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Speaker 2: No, remember that's that's actually a recurring dream I have

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Speaker 1: Right, And she's still driving. Did anyone just here her

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Speaker 2: She drove away in a convertible, which we don't own.

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Speaker 2: She's also stealing cars.

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Speaker 1: She had someone from the DMV crete tend to take

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Speaker 4: Mom, you are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You are Our moms are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Am I chopped pepperoni? As there's no girls at your party? Chris? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, Sorry, what am I chopped pepperoni? Right? Right?

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Speaker 2: That's perfect timing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very funny. My family in good timing.

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Speaker 2: She breaks all the molds of what you think a

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Speaker 2: It's really fancy.

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Speaker 1: I've actually done that.

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Speaker 4: So she's like, I want to do a retreat.

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Speaker 2: Because those are the people you're trying to do comedy

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Speaker 2: But no, but you're not just doing that because you

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. We love you, and we love

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Speaker 1: I think so?

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Speaker 1: Starting December twenty ninth, come.

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Speaker 1: It's impossible to not think about something. I had not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I remember you saying something to me about

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Speaker 4: Like, don't do anything in the past.

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Speaker 2: True, well, and I mean it makes sense that you

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Speaker 2: I hate going to dentist more than anything, mostly more

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Speaker 1: They get you a long time. You don't have bad breath.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you need him. They're the only ones you got.

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Speaker 2: They probably don't have it, or they don't have insurance,

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Speaker 5: He invented a I can't remember what it's called him,

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Speaker 4: Can I just tell you?

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Speaker 2: I feel lucky to be related to them. So they

448
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: all started telling stories about the people in their neighborhood,

449
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: and like they were all they were kind of doing

450
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 2: it for us, but mostly they were going remember this,

451
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 2: remember that, remember this, And it was really fun to

452
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 2: listen to. One of my favorite is they had an

453
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: uncle named Tommy Byrne, and he was super intense and

454
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 2: they were taught. They were just kind of talking about

455
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: his whole life because all of their relatives, my grandmother

456
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 2: and my grandfather both came over here on the boat

457
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 2: from Ireland when they were like in their early teens

458
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 2: and okay, yeah, and so my Tommy Byrne married my

459
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: grandma's sister, so he would have been my great uncle.

460
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: Okay.

461
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,640
Speaker 2: And he they said he was a super intense man

462
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 2: who drank fifty two of coffee a day. When my

463
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 2: aunt Mary said that, I could not stop laughing. And

464
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 2: then I was like, it was as if they told

465
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: me he built the Golden Gay Bridge. The level of

466
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: pride that I felt to have a relative who used

467
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 2: to drink fifty two cups of coffee a day.

468
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: They weren't exactly, no, because it's fifty two, not.

469
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 4: Fifty fifty two. I think it was.

470
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 2: I was trying to do the math of like was

471
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 2: that the did they have like a twelve cup pot?

472
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: I was trying to do the math of it. But

473
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: it was fifty two and it is a very specific number.

474
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: Obviously a nun not prone to lion. Yeah, fifty two

475
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 2: cups of coffee and four packs of cigarettes a day.

476
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

477
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: But then he died in News fifty two. So I'm

478
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 2: not recommending, but I sure do love it. It's so badass.

479
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah it really. That is amazing to me.

480
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 5: And I could see if I wasn't paranoid like I am,

481
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 5: I could see doing that because I do like my coffee.

482
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 4: Oh, I will drink.

483
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been known to drink a couple pots

484
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 2: of coffee, and I've always felt guilty and weird and

485
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: bad about.

486
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 1: It, especially at work.

487
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 5: When I was working on Jamie Lee's show for that time,

488
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 5: there was coffee right there. It's like, why not I

489
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 5: could stand up in that weed dispensary?

490
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: Oh how to go? Oh?

491
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 5: Everyone was high? Yeah, I know, it was fun. I

492
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 5: I if it's there, I will do it. And i'd

493
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 5: made the mistake the other I don't know if it's

494
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 5: a mistake. But I bought a coffee maker just the

495
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 5: other day, So here we go again.

496
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: I mean acidic colon blow.

497
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 4: Acidic city.

498
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,479
Speaker 2: Well. Also my thing is if I drink coffee in

499
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: my weird girly diet mind, I'm like, well that's good.

500
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 4: Then I won't beat that much.

501
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: No, but it's true.

502
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 5: I've gotten drink a bunch of coffee and I'm like,

503
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 5: my appetite is suppressed, and it's a diuretic.

504
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 2: It's all the things that you want as a skirring ballerina.

505
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 4: But then I always forget that.

506
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: So by the time I like my coffee, black swan,

507
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: come on, I don't know which way is up anymore.

508
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: I think you do, baby.

509
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 2: But the thing I was gonna say is then it

510
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: I do a thing where I'm like feeling great and

511
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: then I fall straight off an emotional ledge where I

512
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: just start shaking, right, I mean like, oh, that looks

513
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: like Beethoven.

514
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 5: Oh wow, move over Beethoven. Look how big it's. Oh man,

515
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 5: he should have a cedar barrel around his barrel.

516
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 2: I mean a full on Saint Bernard just cross the

517
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 2: street in front of us, and you don't see that.

518
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: That's a beautiful dog hei hi uh.

519
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,199
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, just it's a it's almost like you

520
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: have to ingest much more. But there's a real cocaine

521
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 2: parallel in my opinion, because once I fall off and

522
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: then I'm like shaking, and by the time it gets

523
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 2: to lunch, I kind of want to cry a little

524
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: bit and I can't breathe.

525
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 4: Even, you know.

526
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it used to like get me so not jittery.

527
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 5: But just what coffee is supposed to do make you

528
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 5: alert and motivated and like, hey, I'm ready to start

529
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 5: my day. It doesn't do that. I can have four

530
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 5: cups of coffee and take a nap. Yeah, but I do.

531
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 5: Suddenly there's this thing where I might pick up a

532
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 5: rifle and go to a clock tower. All of a sudden,

533
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 5: it's just straight to I'm I'm frenetic, like what am

534
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 5: I doing with my life?

535
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: Craziness?

536
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 5: So I've leaned myself off coffee, but not now. My

537
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 5: little pot only makes five cups, so I purposefully.

538
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 2: So you just need to make ten pots. Yeah, and

539
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: you're right on Tommy burn level.

540
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure I only do one

541
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 5: little pot a day.

542
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I mean I have to say, I just like,

543
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: I definitely love the ritual. I love going to Starbucks.

544
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: For any reason, I love it. I don't know that

545
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: it makes me feel like I have this very specific

546
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 2: portion of my identity that I've figured out. I know,

547
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: black coffee. What am I a sniper in World War Two.

548
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't fucking know me.

549
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: One of my George W. Bush. He was famous for

550
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: drinking black coffee.

551
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: Is that true?

552
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: That's what I heard.

553
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: He was a cheerleader. You know, we usually don't have

554
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: that kind in our black coffee club.

555
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 5: That's the one thing he did that. I actually was

556
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 5: enamored of the human pyramid. Yeah, you're so good at it.

557
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: He'd just crawl up there on those people like a

558
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: little squirrel, get up top, proud crowd of Baylor Bears

559
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: or whoever.

560
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 2: I don't think.

561
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

562
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 4: Oh, was he really on the top.

563
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: I think he was. Yeah, he was a little wiry,

564
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: spry little guy. Yeah, he was.

565
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 5: Like he's the kind of guy that they used to

566
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 5: send into foxholes if he if he didn't dodge all the.

567
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 2: Wars, yeah, he would have gone in.

568
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but he had that bum leg.

569
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god. That's the other thing. I have to

570
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: get a fake hip, Karen.

571
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 4: You do, Yeah, you find out for sure.

572
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

573
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 5: I went and showed me an X ray and he said, yeah, ouch,

574
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 5: you need a fake hip.

575
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: Look at that.

576
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 5: Look at see where your bones are touching, And like, yeah,

577
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 5: I guess, Okay, but he I thought, you're just trying

578
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 5: to get that sweet sweet hip replacement money. But he

579
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 5: did follow it up with you're too young, though, Let's

580
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 5: do it later. There's gonna be advancements in the next

581
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 5: five year, I mean apparently soon they and then Germany

582
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 5: they will like poke holes in the top of your

583
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 5: bone and the marrow will grow out of the bone

584
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 5: and created new Like there's things that.

585
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: They can do. And I'm amazed that I.

586
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 5: Thought he'd just say, yeah, we'll shoot a laser in there,

587
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 5: coat it with You know, you're a thing.

588
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, you mean, like a wolverine stone.

589
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: I just know your bone.

590
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 5: Well, that's what they used to do, know the hammer

591
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 5: titanium rod where you're in the middle of your bone,

592
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 5: replace the marrow and then your your bone grows into it,

593
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 5: I guess. But that's what they did twenty years ago.

594
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 5: I'm surprised that that's still the going model. I'm like,

595
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 5: and it's still only last ten fifteen years.

596
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 2: So yeah, because my dad's had two Yeah.

597
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 5: I don't want to do that, so I'm gonna I mean,

598
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 5: I'll do it if I need to.

599
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a second opinion.

600
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 5: But I'm just gonna go to a physical therapist and

601
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 5: see if and I can get back the mobility. Because

602
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 5: when he's pointing at the bone, it didn't seem that

603
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 5: different from the other side. He said, see how it's

604
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 5: like a melted ice cream cone. You it's a growth thing.

605
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 5: He said, When I was a kid, I grew a lot,

606
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 5: and my bone's weird. It had nothing to do with

607
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 5: what I thought this whole time, like skateboarding and stuff.

608
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you were just making up reasons.

609
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: I yeah, I just pointing at the things that I

610
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 5: thought made the most sense.

611
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: Because I used to get injured a lot. I thought

612
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: maybe I did something to it. But he said, you

613
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: thought maybe God hated you. He's I knew, Oh, I know.

614
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: It's a gift from God.

615
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 5: It's God's one that made me add its growth when

616
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 5: I was eleven. That made my top of my femer

617
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 5: like a melted ice cream cone. That's a because it's

618
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 5: off kilter, I guess. And there's drips of bone coming

619
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 5: down and chocolate.

620
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: Chips, but the way, I don't know the way.

621
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: The only re jocolate chips.

622
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 5: But yeah, he said, did you have a lot of

623
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 5: pain when you're like eleven shin splints and hip pain,

624
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 5: and I'm like, shit, yeah, I forgot, Yeah I did.

625
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 5: I was always complaining about my legs hurting your character.

626
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 2: Like enough already.

627
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I never told him.

628
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 5: I broke my arm and didn't tell him for months,

629
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 5: and then I went in for my braces and they said,

630
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,239
Speaker 5: you have a broken arm.

631
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: What?

632
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, some kid, and I don't mean to get racial.

633
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 5: He was a Native American kid. He pushed me off.

634
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: That's the point. No.

635
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 5: I was touching his braids. I thought they were neat.

636
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, how do you do this? Does someone needs

637
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 5: got really mad that I was touching his long hair.

638
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 5: I was being nice. I was complimenting as I was

639
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 5: trying to bridge gaps. I love Native Americans. Wait, how

640
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 5: it was Kawana's camp. It's a native name. And he

641
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: pushed me off the fucking fort.

642
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't want you on his ship.

643
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: He was known for violence and hurting people. So you.

644
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 5: Used to walk around South Game all with a chain.

645
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 5: He'd hit people with a chain. That's I was trying

646
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 5: to become friends with him.

647
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't. I did the wrong thing.

648
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 4: I hope you learned.

649
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: Wow. But I learned I don't fly, But.

650
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: Why would you not tell your parents because you felt.

651
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,959
Speaker 5: That I thought it would be expensive. I thought that

652
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,719
Speaker 5: it would just go away. I also thought it's not

653
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 5: painful enough to be that much of a problem.

654
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: I just honestly, no, it was sore. My arm was sore,

655
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: but and it was I'm like, wow, it still hurts

656
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: after a month, and I started talking about it at

657
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: that point. Okay, good, but I was and I had

658
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: already healed.

659
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: What if you were one of those weird children that

660
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: doesn't feel pain.

661
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 5: I'd like to think I have special powers, but it

662
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 5: would have come up again in my life. I think

663
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 5: I would like during the tooth cleaning, I probably wouldn't

664
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 5: have been like, uh, can you give me more of

665
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 5: what's in that syringe?

666
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: Because I do not want this to be uncomfortable.

667
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the needle the dentists so expertly

668
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: hide from you before they put it in your mouth?

669
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 5: Oh no, she pretty much fucking showed it to me,

670
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 5: and it was horrifying. It's so big, big, really big

671
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 5: and long.

672
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

673
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: Oh. I think we've talked about that on this podcast before,

674
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: because remember any popejout said he was going to get

675
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: me one as a present.

676
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 4: I just remembered.

677
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 2: But that's one of the scariest things of all time,

678
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: is the lady did it wrong? Like you, I had

679
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,479
Speaker 2: the same dentist all of my life, and I remember

680
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: I was like twenty two and doctor Brown retired. God

681
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: bless you, doctor Brown. I think he's passed away, since

682
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: he was the best dentist of all time, and he

683
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: he was onto my eating disorder long before anybody else.

684
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: Was, because he could tell from your teeth.

685
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 4: He could tell it back to my teeth were drowned down.

686
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and.

687
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 4: You can go straight though.

688
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh I'm already okay.

689
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: But one day his dental hygienist was also lovely and

690
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: won the lottery, which is one of my favorite stories

691
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 2: of local success. She won like two hundred and fifty

692
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.

693
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: In the lottery. Really people do that, I guess, I guess.

694
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: I mean, she's you know, in all my years, she's

695
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: the one person I've heard that's done that. But she

696
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: kind of brought it out from behind her back too

697
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 2: soon while I was still They didn't have my head

698
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: tipped back far enough.

699
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: I think.

700
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: Anyhow, it looked like a cartoon needle. It was so terrible.

701
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: That sounds awful. You know who else won the lottery?

702
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: Who this comic?

703
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 5: He was like a Southern Cajun guy, John Morgan. He

704
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 5: made Martha Kelly cry once. Why because after her set

705
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 5: she had we were in Austin and it was a

706
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 5: particularly red neck night. And after her set he.

707
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: Went up and said, everybody, take your hand and just

708
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: wipe your brow because that is finally over or what

709
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: he like said, oh, and I she is my friend.

710
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna fight this old shit. Yeah.

711
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 5: But he he was on the road. He had won

712
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 5: like a million dollars in.

713
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: The lottery whoa or his wife did or something, And

714
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: he was just on the road, not needing.

715
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 5: And at the end his closer was singing the national

716
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 5: anthem and he said, uh, I don't even like this.

717
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 5: He said the N word of He said towel heads

718
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 5: a couple times in his act.

719
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: It was right after nine to eleven. But uh, people

720
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: were scared, you know, it was around the time that they.

721
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 4: Were scared to do good comedy.

722
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, or people got scared and became weirdos like uh

723
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 5: Dennis Miller, you know, like people just went crazy.

724
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 4: Actually the theory.

725
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: I think Dennis Miller is being paid. I think he's

726
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 2: being paid by the right because nobody is overtly right wing.

727
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 4: And actually funny.

728
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: And I think they thought he would be their guy, right,

729
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 2: I swear to God, because it doesn't make sense.

730
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 4: He was so not that way for so long.

731
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, just all part of his Fox contrary, Like when

732
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 5: he did football, it's like, well, even though it's Fox Sports,

733
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 5: you still have to have the Fox News. We're just

734
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 5: gonna And then they pull out a syringe and.

735
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 4: Fill him with hatred.

736
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 5: And Dennis Miller his brother who's from Minneapolis and used

737
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 5: to book me and my pals, Jimmy Miller.

738
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,479
Speaker 1: Jimmy Miller's his brother. Dennis Miller's his brother.

739
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 4: Uh, Dennis Miller's him.

740
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 5: Dennis Miller is the comic, yes, and Rich Miller's his brother.

741
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 5: And so it's Jimmy Rich is a comedy booker. And he'd, yeah,

742
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 5: I don't understand my brother. He went off the deep end.

743
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 5: We don't talk much.

744
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh that sucks.

745
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was like a real person thing, not

746
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 5: just it's sad. Yeah, and then and yeah, that, oh.

747
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's okay.

748
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 4: Every time's Okay, we're also sad and lost.

749
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: We are sad and lost.

750
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 5: But oh, I just I have to say, because my

751
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 5: friend Andy used to work in Rich's office, and then

752
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 5: my friend Andy just ten days after I lost my

753
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 5: friend Zach, my friend Andy passed on Thanksgiving.

754
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm going crazy. I'm going yeah, he's

755
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: such a sweet, awesome.

756
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 4: What I liked to was seeing I never.

757
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 2: But I seeing so many people on Twitter talking about

758
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: him and retweeting his tweets and just talking about how

759
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 2: he was the nicest person in the world.

760
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 5: I hope that on whatever energy gas level that humans

761
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 5: float around, he can still check Twitter and see that.

762
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 5: Or I was thinking that was act too, all the

763
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 5: stories about him, because in the end, my friend Zac thought, well,

764
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 5: no one looks up to me anymore because he had

765
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 5: closed himself off. You know, yeah, uh, I always I

766
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 5: don't know. I just want I wonder if he knows

767
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 5: the stories, because everyone's still in the same story that

768
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 5: he helped shape, you know, all these young adults so

769
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 5: influential that way, I don't. I'm my fear is that

770
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 5: he didn't know that while it was happening, or even

771
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 5: in the end.

772
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: So I'm for myself. I'm trying to.

773
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 5: Just realize that about myself or what I've done that's good,

774
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 5: not that I'm going anywhere anytime soon.

775
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's right. The night. Thank you, thank you,

776
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: thank you you are.

777
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, that's the thing everybody does though, we

778
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 2: all we are built, most people to downplay our success

779
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: as not to focus. It's like, especially the comedy true

780
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: people who are good at comedy, I believe are also

781
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 2: natural kind of not the kind of people that are

782
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 2: like great self promoters and kind of like, well, I'm

783
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 2: a real badass.

784
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 4: Like the people that are.

785
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: Like that, I don't think also have that kind of

786
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 2: critical mind to be able to write.

787
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: It's very rare that they have both. Yeah, yeah, very

788
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: rare sometimes.

789
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: So I think you're I'm glad that you can pull

790
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: out something to help yourself within all that pain. That's

791
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 2: exactly the best thing to do in grief is to

792
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: figure out your own lesson. Yeah, that's very important. And also, look,

793
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: the options are there's no there is nothing else, or

794
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: there absolutely is a fucking other plane and if you're

795
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 2: going there, that is what you would get.

796
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 4: That is that kind of being.

797
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 2: Able to have the you know, shingles fall away and

798
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 2: see life for what it is and the beauty of

799
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 2: what it is.

800
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 4: And you know, they've told.

801
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: Stories about like people that have had who passed on

802
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 2: or whatever and had those experiences, and that's what happens. Conceptually,

803
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: it's very possible that that's exactly what he knows right now,

804
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: is seeing his life for what it actually was as

805
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 2: opposed to what was holding him down in a kind

806
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: of sad human plane.

807
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe whatever is unleashed into your what is that

808
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 5: party or endorphin or whatever.

809
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: That Yeah, maybe that is like, Hey, this is the

810
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: one time you're not gonna worry and you're gonna appreciate

811
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: everything you've done in your life. Here's that quick slide

812
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: show that everyone brags about.

813
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: Because it's i mean, everyone says they see that near.

814
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 4: Death experiences all that shit.

815
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you actually get to you get some fucking perspective.

816
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 2: And sadly some people get the perspective and die, but

817
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: you get it.

818
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fact.

819
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's a good idea to try to get

820
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,959
Speaker 2: it now, or at least try to squint to see

821
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: it while you still.

822
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 5: Yes, I've been trying to think about the past and

823
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 5: think about things that have been great, and I've been

824
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 5: doing that a lot, and I think it's important and

825
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 5: it's not.

826
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: It's even when you do that, because when someone dies,

827
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: you also are like, oh no, I'm gonna die to

828
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: you immediately make it about yourself. I think you should make.

829
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 5: It about yourself in learning something or appreciating your own life.

830
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: It's important. It's very important to do that. It's very important.

831
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: Yes, well, because also that's I mean, some people try

832
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: to say that that's self as shortever, I mean I

833
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 2: think people anything anyone does on social media about death

834
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 2: it infuriated me. I know I always do it so badly.

835
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 2: But in private, you get to make it about you, right,

836
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: because that's that's how you can make it mean something.

837
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote something when Zach passed on and put

838
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: it on Facebook, and I almost deleted it because I

839
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: have never done that before. I've never like.

840
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 5: Written a long emotional post thing, you know. And I'm

841
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 5: glad I didn't delete it though, simply because that's where

842
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 5: a lot of the people I know that knew him,

843
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 5: we're all meeting and talking and I wanted them to

844
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 5: see it, and so I'm glad I left it. You know,

845
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 5: there's probably other people are like, oh, brother, and and

846
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 5: I hope they just skipped over it, but.

847
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, there, it's it's up there with well it's not.

848
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 5: What's more annoying a knowing to me is people taking

849
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 5: pictures of their soup like it's tends the season. It's

850
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 5: like your soup, really your soup?

851
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: Carrot ginger is my favorite. That's why we came here

852
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: tonight to Panera Bread.

853
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 5: I'm so glad they finally have the ginger emoji and

854
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 5: I could follow with this I had.

855
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: There was when I was still on Facebook, way back

856
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: when I haven't been on there in years, but when

857
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 2: I was on there, there was a guy that I

858
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 2: knew that did that where it was always like it

859
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 2: wasn't just taking pictures of the food, but it's a

860
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 2: way of bragging that you have money, because it's people

861
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: who are always taking pictures of really nice food.

862
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what mey me mad.

863
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 2: I was just like, basically, what you're saying is you

864
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: have the money to spend like forty dollars on an entree, right,

865
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 2: so fuck off with your forty dumb dollars. And then

866
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 2: I would burn forty dollars as a way of rebelling

867
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: the tyranny of Facebook.

868
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: I eat it.

869
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: Do you eat that money?

870
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?

871
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 5: Just to get more specific, yeah, ball up the here's

872
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 5: your forty dollars meal.

873
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got a pay for kind of

874
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: my tongue.

875
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: I can eat forty dollars too. That's my rebellious voice.

876
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: It is.

877
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 5: Your rebellious voice is a lot like someone that has

878
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 5: denied the government and makes their own flag and lives

879
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 5: in a cabin I.

880
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: Money, I don't care.

881
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 4: I don't care.

882
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 2: I should start doing more voices.

883
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 5: You should, I voice practice. We should both start doing impressions.

884
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 2: I said it once, I said it a million times. You've

885
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: heard me, Pat Merita, I want.

886
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: To hear it.

887
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 5: It's it's important for your impressions to also be of

888
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 5: another race.

889
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: Because that that's right up everyone's alley.

890
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: That's when you create that artistic tension that you're looking

891
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: for in an audience.

892
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh. I love pushing buttons with a group.

893
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 5: Just I want to perform at a UN meeting and

894
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 5: just roast everybody.

895
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: Here's you Switzerland to the.

896
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, just on a muppets level, make fun of them.

897
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 4: City buses only, hot whites only, make fun of hot.

898
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 5: Excuse me, boy, that happens, and the mic is right

899
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 5: there near my coughing hole.

900
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: Well that's how loves are. They're there to catch every sound.

901
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 4: They don't judge.

902
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: It's all good to them.

903
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 5: I have been, yes, coming down with something, but it

904
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 5: never comes. I've just been fighting it as it's coming.

905
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 4: Is it in the lungs?

906
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 1: It's a fluid in the lungs. There's a lot of wheezing.

907
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 1: That's not good. You know, fluid in your lungs is bad.

908
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 4: It is bad. It means that you are.

909
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: Drowning, yes, basically slowly.

910
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 5: And there are some nights where it's bad and I'm like,

911
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 5: I'm out of breath, I need to walk around and

912
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 5: it's because I'm slowly drowning in my lungs.

913
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I should probably go to a doctor.

914
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 4: Do you smoke?

915
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: No?

916
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 2: Do you drink yes? That has nothing to do with it.

917
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: I just wanted to want to hear you just wanted

918
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: me to finally come out with it.

919
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 4: Stop denying that you drink beer.

920
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 5: You have fluid in your lungs. Do you sometimes lie

921
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 5: to other people?

922
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: Have you ever had an a fair married person really

923
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: that would do it? No, No, I just want to

924
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 1: hear it from you.

925
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 2: You com bad douchebag.

926
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 5: Where I know where I am, but I'm trying to remember.

927
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: It will be right, okay when you finally decide to

928
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: take it.

929
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: Yes, perhaps you could aid it and knowing where that

930
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: right is.

931
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: Okay, right ahead, see what great voices?

932
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: Oh, let me do one. Okay, I'm gonna take me

933
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: right up here.

934
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 4: No, let me do one.

935
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh take a ride. That's a it's.

936
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: Borderline racist, but I won't put any flair on it

937
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: to make.

938
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:28,959
Speaker 1: You know what I thought it was right. I can't

939
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: I see a sensual Smese cat.

940
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but maybe not.

941
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: Oh, now, it's just racist.

942
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: At that time, I was trying to be French, but

943
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: I still wouldn't give it an accent of any kind

944
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 2: because I don't see color.

945
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: That's the other That's why I'm not an air Force pilot.

946
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 4: My friend, that's not the only thing keeping you from it.

947
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: No, no, it's my friend.

948
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 2: My favorite and most hilarious people I've ever met, is

949
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: also black. She I have a black friend. Cool? Actually,

950
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: she'd say it back. This is the one way thing

951
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: like most of your black friends.

952
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 4: Yes, that was me, said.

953
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: I have a black friend.

954
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: But uh, I also happened to be pointing at a

955
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: stop or a light.

956
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 2: Yes, just like him. And there was a girl that

957
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: used to quit that habit.

958
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the shade I'm talking about.

959
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm smiling when I do it. I can't get that man.

960
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: Our friend that used to work at the Gap with

961
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: us had a shirt that said I don't see color,

962
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 2: and then it had a bunch of different eyes of

963
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: different people from all around the world. And my friend

964
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: Dawn would she she her father was an obg A

965
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: and she was raised very wealthy Los Angeles, but she

966
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: would put on her blackest voice and then she would go,

967
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: you better see my color. The idea of saying I

968
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: don't see colors actually very white and offensive. Yeah, no,

969
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,959
Speaker 2: there's plenty of color. It's not about you being color

970
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 2: blind gipshit.

971
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not about you ignoring everyone that isn't white,

972
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: that is white. I don't see color. I also don't

973
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: acknowledge or have conversations with it.

974
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope I've taught everyone a valuable lesson about.

975
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: Your No, it is it's very that is I have

976
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: a black bres Why do I have lung problems.

977
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 2: Maybe it was getting your gums clean my figure.

978
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, Oh god, it was that needle. There

979
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 5: was something in it, a bug. My favorite is when

980
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 5: people along those lines they go, I don't.

981
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: Care if you are white, yellow, brown, or purple green

982
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: polka dots. That's like, it's like, well that's come on, now,

983
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: you can't make up. You're just making one up.

984
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: Well.

985
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 4: And also you're just racist.

986
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that's how far you're to taking it, whatever

987
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 2: you're saying, stop talking, Yeah, yeah, because you're just a

988
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: weird racist that can't talk about other people in any

989
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 2: way that's not upstracted.

990
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you have to turn into a cartoon character.

991
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 4: Get out of here.

992
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 1: And I don't care if you're a duck who dresses

993
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: like a sailor and doesn't wear pants. I love all

994
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: people and donald duck skunks who corner of cats and

995
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: trying to have sex with them.

996
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: You like rapist skunks, but you don't like dream people

997
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: with purple spots.

998
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: I like. I like a bald man who hunt. I

999
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: like rabbits who are scared of them. I'm not racist.

1000
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 4: I like big, huge roosters. Oh Southern accents.

1001
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 5: All you're saying you just watch a lot of cartoons,

1002
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 5: is what you're saying.

1003
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.

1004
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 2: No, that's not it at all. Oh you're a child,

1005
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 2: is what you're saying.

1006
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: Who sounds like a southern politician. I am five years.

1007
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 2: Old, a southern gentleman of some kind.

1008
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: Now here's my jacket, so you don't step in that puddle.

1009
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: A little kid.

1010
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be great, a kid putting his jacket.

1011
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, just for another for another little girl. It'd be

1012
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: a cute little Oh.

1013
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 2: That would be a cute card if you took the picture,

1014
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 2: did tone, Yes, put it in a some kind of

1015
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: a vineyard, made them kiss. I've always thought those little kid,

1016
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 2: little kids kissing cards are some of the creepiest things.

1017
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's funny you should say that.

1018
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 5: There's a picture of me as a kid kissing on

1019
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 5: the lips a little girl that was.

1020
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: The daughter of the guy my dad did radio with.

1021
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: We were in like Astoria, Oregon, and I'm kissing this

1022
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: little girl in the mouth. And I always was like.

1023
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 5: That's not that's what I was young, and that's you

1024
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 5: guys all put us up to it. Yeah, And uh,

1025
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 5: it looks like it's like an open mouth kiss.

1026
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: Hello.

1027
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 2: Well, you probably didn't have no, no, you know, a

1028
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 2: good approach, like you didn't have a good.

1029
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: Kissing No, not that, not that, but you went I'll

1030
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: loose slipped with it. Yeah once.

1031
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 5: I once I hit about twenty one years old and

1032
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 5: started kissing girls for the first time.

1033
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: You game. Yeah, Oh, I've had a lot of pillow practice,

1034
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: pretty lady, but yeah, that always bothered me. That picture

1035
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: of me kissing another Oh, oh, I don't like that.

1036
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a serious accident.

1037
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, I hope that's never This is awesome. I

1038
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: don't know.

1039
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 4: Boy, this is a semi truck.

1040
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Oh that's versus.

1041
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 2: Oh, a huge semi truck us.

1042
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 4: There was a light underneath the truck.

1043
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1044
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 4: Was there a car underneath that truck?

1045
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: I hope not. I don't know.

1046
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 2: Golly, that was glass and cops and there was little cones.

1047
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 2: That was serious.

1048
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, at some point I feel like they're just showing off.

1049
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: I saw a couple of accidents on the Highway five today.

1050
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 2: Did I already say that I spent it nine hours

1051
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: in the car?

1052
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: You did off? But yeah, tell me about Yeah, we're

1053
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: on camera, by the way, I hope that now is

1054
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: a weird time to tell.

1055
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 4: You that I'm wearing my pajamas. Lauren call Singham a.

1056
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: Past guest, and my niece, your hilarious niece, my very

1057
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: one of my very favorite's.

1058
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: I've heard requests for to be return to.

1059
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 4: The Are you serious?

1060
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: Yes?

1061
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: That would probably fill her with joy.

1062
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be so happy she needs to come back.

1063
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 2: That would be great. So she and I drove down today.

1064
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 2: We got up at seven am in Petaluma and we

1065
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 2: spent nine hours on the five freeway because there was

1066
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 2: so much traffic. At certain points we were just dead stock.

1067
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: That's a drive that shouldn't be more than six and

1068
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: a half, right, six at the most is how I

1069
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: usually do it.

1070
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 2: And it was nine and every time we stopped, every

1071
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 2: place we went was packed the lines. I mean, because

1072
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: it's just the busiest travel day on the Sunday after Thanksgiving.

1073
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh, is that like the black Friday for traffic?

1074
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 4: Yep, it's dark brown Sunday.

1075
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 1: Which sounds racist, but hey, I like ducks without pants.

1076
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: Hey listen, if you give me a pig in a

1077
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 2: blue jacket with no pants or underpants.

1078
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: And he's holding the musket, will hello Hello, Hello, sir,

1079
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: you're my new friend. Now, is that someone that would

1080
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: be wearing this white hood that you see on the

1081
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: head just the most confusing.

1082
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've gone into a different area. But anyway, why

1083
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: did I bring that up? Maybe because I'm tired of

1084
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: being in a car.

1085
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 5: You I you didn't want to drive, so I'm driving right,

1086
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 5: which is why this isn't one of our better podcasts.

1087
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: And all I'm just disagree. We're doing great. Is great.

1088
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm swear that we haven't talked to the guests. We'll

1089
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: be right with you. Chip Pope.

1090
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 5: Quiet now, yeah, Well, if it's seemed we always have

1091
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 5: a guest, sometimes they just get sleepy, yep, and Chip

1092
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 5: Pope is.

1093
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: In the back of sleeping. But you you drove home?

1094
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: You didn't. You maybe took a nap and I picked

1095
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: you up and you're you're in your pajamas.

1096
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: I'm in my peagers. Well, I also love these slippers.

1097
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 2: I wish I could wear them in real life, because

1098
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 2: I shouldn't. I won't.

1099
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 4: I wish I could.

1100
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 5: They'd look nice if it was like a Pendleton flannel

1101
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 5: shirt you were chopping wood.

1102
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: That's right, they look like it looks like I should

1103
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: be a big bear with these slippers on there, like

1104
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: they've got an alpine sweater feel to them.

1105
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, those those slippers are like the screensaver cover for

1106
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: the Fargo series.

1107
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 2: That's those Who are you watching that?

1108
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, am I there's a guy that won't let

1109
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: me do it? Okay, I got it, I got it.

1110
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,479
Speaker 1: He's a big old jerk.

1111
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 4: I love Fargo. I'm obsessed with it. It's I couldn't

1112
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 4: be happy to be watching it.

1113
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 2: My dad is watching it, which makes me hear, should

1114
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: I turn here?

1115
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, I would go to a next Yeah,

1116
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: it's so good.

1117
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 2: And then the other day on Twitter, Nick Offerman, who

1118
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 2: is playing the lawyer, Yes, tweeted, he's so sweet happy.

1119
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Which one did he would tell us

1120
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: your tweet? It was.

1121
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 4: It wasn't any of my writing. It really wasn't to

1122
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 4: my credit.

1123
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 2: But it's just a poem by Richard brought Again that

1124
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: I love that I usually tweet about once a year.

1125
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: That's called I was trying to describe you to someone

1126
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 2: the other day and it's just this amazing read it

1127
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: on my Twitter.

1128
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: It's it's just it's multiple tweets that you you continued,

1129
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: I've never done that.

1130
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: No, someone took a picture of the poem in a book,

1131
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: so it's just it's a still for a you know,

1132
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 2: a picture.

1133
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: A jpeg or a gift or a jiff.

1134
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 5: But people do computer people do to where I'm like, well,

1135
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 5: I guess it was never an animated gift that you know,

1136
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 5: the whole time I was working at Evite doing these

1137
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 5: little hockey players or whatever animated gifts.

1138
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: We all call them gifts.

1139
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 5: Now, a ted talk guy talking about computers will say Jeff,

1140
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 5: and it's like, well, I guess.

1141
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 4: But I'm not a computer guy, right, I'm just me.

1142
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: Jeff's a peanut butter. I'm sorry, Jeff, tech World.

1143
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't work.

1144
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.

1145
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: And if that's what you wanted it to be, you

1146
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: should have fucking said it in the beginning.

1147
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and should have started it with a j since

1148
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: that's what a Jeff is.

1149
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 2: Yes, And a gift a hard g You see the GIF,

1150
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 2: that's a hard g.

1151
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: Do you just specify this poem? Do you to have

1152
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: him memorized?

1153
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 4: I do not, because it's actually quite long.

1154
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: You don't want to paraphrase it? Well I could, but

1155
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: I challenge you to do so. In your Asian cat accent.

1156
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: I'll try to act like it's really philosophical.

1157
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: Okay.

1158
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 2: The poem is essentially saying I tried to describe you

1159
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 2: to someone the other day, but I couldn't. I couldn't

1160
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 2: just say she looks like Jane Fonda, but with red hair,

1161
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 2: because you don't look like Jane Fonda and you don't

1162
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 2: have red hair.

1163
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 4: Something like this.

1164
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: It's real talkie, right, And then he goes, But then

1165
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 2: I thought of a movie I saw when I was

1166
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 2: about eight or ten or six. It was a movie

1167
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 2: about bringing electricity to the farmers of America, and it

1168
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:20,479
Speaker 2: showed them building a dam. Because all the it showed

1169
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 2: all the farmers working in the blackness, milking cows by

1170
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 2: lantern light and sewing and reading by lantern light. And

1171
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: then it showed them building a dam and putting up

1172
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: big poles. He goes into the description of putting up

1173
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 2: the poles and electricity coming in like a young Greek

1174
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 2: god and running along the lines and lighting up the

1175
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 2: houses of the farmers so that when they get up

1176
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 2: early in the morning to milk the cows, yes, they

1177
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 2: do it by light. And they finally had toasters, and

1178
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 2: they finally had radios that they could listen to, and

1179
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 2: they could finally read and sew dresses and do this

1180
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 2: all by light. And I wanted all extratricity to go

1181
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 2: everywhere in the country. I wanted all the farmers to

1182
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 2: have had their lives brought out of the darkness. It

1183
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 2: made me. It reminded me of when I heard the

1184
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 2: Star Spangled banner or heard President Roosevelt talking on the radio.

1185
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 2: And that's what you look like. To me. Oh wow,

1186
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 2: so it's that's as paraf that's terribly parafel.

1187
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: No, I you've remembered.

1188
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 2: Well.

1189
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: I love it.

1190
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 2: It's really the first time I read it, it made

1191
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 2: me cry crazily hard, because that's such a more specific

1192
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 2: thing of how you feel when you really like somebody.

1193
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: It's not that idea that when you're in love with someone,

1194
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 2: it's like, oh you and roses and blah blah blah.

1195
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,280
Speaker 2: It's not that like, when you actually really like somebody,

1196
00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: that feeling of just that of like light coming into darkness,

1197
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 2: and that idea of like you want every like you,

1198
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: that feeling of wanting everybody to be to feel the

1199
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: same way you feel, and all that kind of shit,

1200
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 2: Like it's such an accurate thing. It's so beautifully accurate.

1201
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 2: And then the idea that someone would think that about

1202
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 2: you is such a romantic idea.

1203
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to read it. Do it.

1204
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 2: It's on my Twitter feed.

1205
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: I will write when we're done.

1206
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: The second Yeah, the second we pull over, the.

1207
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: Second you get out. But yeah, I've watched It's funny.

1208
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 5: I watched most shows when they're done because I'm watching

1209
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 5: the first season of Fargo also, which is also amazing.

1210
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: It's so good.

1211
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're about and uh, I'm just uh, you know,

1212
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 5: I've never stolen a streaming bit torrent or whatever.

1213
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, or a gift torrent. No, yeah, there, it's that.

1214
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm so into it.

1215
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 5: And now I've been watching investigations. I'm just in all

1216
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 5: this crime solving.

1217
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: Now, wait, have you watched that Psychic Investigation?

1218
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 5: Yes, it's it's always like a strange lady that lives

1219
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 5: in the Midwest somewhere and she's a psychic and she

1220
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 5: helps these murder cases, and it's amazing and they really

1221
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 5: do help. Yes, they'll pick up a photo and they're like,

1222
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 5: I'm seeing the number two eight seven, I'm seeing a

1223
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 5: duffel bag. I'm seeing this guy with a mustache and

1224
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 5: they're like, well, that's the guy we interviewed yesterday and

1225
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 5: two eighty seven is the warehouse. It just happens, yeah,

1226
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 5: And it's all all the cops are like skeptical guys

1227
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 5: with Wilford Brimley mustaches that all. They all say the

1228
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 5: same thing, Well, I uh, you know, she helped us

1229
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 5: find one of the police dogs once, so you know,

1230
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 5: I'm i hesitantly let her. And then at the end

1231
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 5: they're like, I'm a believer now in the spirit world

1232
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 5: and everything.

1233
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: And oddly a lot of these these uh people with

1234
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: the gift.

1235
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 5: To see things are all sore this gift and they

1236
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 5: also believe in giesus.

1237
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 1: A lot of them. They aren't like, you know, I don't.

1238
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: I was surprised to see that that they're just like,

1239
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 5: I'm Christian in their spirits everywhere.

1240
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: Let me talk to one. It's like, oh man.

1241
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 5: But then there's other ones that are just like, yeah,

1242
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 5: I got these annoying voices, like the Whoopie Goldberg types.

1243
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 5: It's but they're reoccurring in different episodes. They've helped crimes.

1244
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 5: It's really interesting. Also, it's really scary. The reenactments actually

1245
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 5: have some of the people in them. They have them

1246
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 5: like act Oh, but it's really interesting and they it's good.

1247
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 5: It's great psychic investigators.

1248
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 2: I watch it.

1249
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: It's you'll well fall down a hole, what of love? No,

1250
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: You'll literally fall down a hole and then I'll find

1251
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: a psychic to find out where the hole is.

1252
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: It'll be cold.

1253
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like Baby Jessica. They're gonna love it

1254
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: when they pull you out.

1255
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you about my idea? And remember

1256
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 2: this is a copywritten idea, yes, fact that I'm saying

1257
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 2: it on a podcast. This idea that the sitcom for

1258
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: adult Baby Jessea, where the whole town worships her and

1259
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 2: she has a bunch of money because they've never stopped

1260
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: giving to her. This is actually true about Baby Jessica.

1261
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 2: She fell down that well when she was two years old,

1262
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 2: and it was one of our first major national stories

1263
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 2: that people followed day and night.

1264
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: Right. I remember, and I'm just telling the millennials at home. No,

1265
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm just realizing I do remember that being a story. Yeah,

1266
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: it's a long time ago.

1267
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 2: So apparently they never closed down her donation's bank account

1268
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 2: and people have been giving to it all these years.

1269
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: That's and fraudulent.

1270
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 2: No no, no, because they want to. But wow, but

1271
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 2: in this article, you know, they were like, so she

1272
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 2: has over and it was like fifteen thousand dollars.

1273
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 4: It wasn't anything crazy.

1274
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 2: But my idea is you take that and you just

1275
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 2: lie about it, Yeah, the way they do on Fargo and.

1276
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 4: Every other show.

1277
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just pretend that baby Jessica got

1278
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 2: pulled out of that well and that that whole no

1279
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 2: one would ever stop giving her things and loving her

1280
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: for surviving. And so she's just big creepy adult baby

1281
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 2: baby Jessica in her own town that can do whatever

1282
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 2: she wants and it's.

1283
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: Still being paid for, fed and has diapers.

1284
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's just like a big immature adult.

1285
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 5: That's what I would have tried to add in the

1286
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 5: writing room. She actually acts like a baby.

1287
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 2: What do you think I'm the person in charge, going no, yeah,

1288
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 2: that was my idea. And her mansion is built around

1289
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 2: the well so that people take tours.

1290
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's so great, and she gives the tour.

1291
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'd give the tour if she's feeling up to it.

1292
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 2: But most of the time she just wants to eat

1293
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: candy and lay around because she's just baby. She's just

1294
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 2: professional baby Jessica.

1295
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: I love it.

1296
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 2: But the real one in real life is nothing like

1297
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 2: that and has a family, and you know, it's just like,

1298
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, people keep.

1299
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:55,959
Speaker 4: Giving me money.

1300
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's amazing.

1301
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 2: Because everyone's so like, you know, that was such a crazy, upsetting, terrible,

1302
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: scary story that then that baby came out fine. She

1303
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 2: had a broken arm and like a bump on her head.

1304
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: How long do you recall how long she's down? Like

1305
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: a week or something? Right?

1306
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 2: No, I think it was like two days.

1307
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I.

1308
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 2: Don't think it was a week. I mean, I could

1309
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 2: definitely be wrong, but I think it was like seventy

1310
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: two hours. But she was jammed down into a little

1311
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 2: well as a lonely little baby down there. So maybe

1312
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 2: part of my sitcom is that she's also slightly psychotic

1313
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 2: because she's down there and imagine some things and so

1314
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 2: she still sees.

1315
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: Them and you're not going to have her fight crime

1316
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: or anything. This is me back in the writing room.

1317
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 2: You know what, Let's get into the writing room and

1318
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 2: really shit out, because I think we could make it work.

1319
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: Cut to us in a wood shed, there was a child.

1320
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: Did you just see that. There's a child that I

1321
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: almost had. No, there was a little kid next to

1322
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 1: a parked car that was right almost touched.

1323
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that was an adult. I didn't even look.

1324
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: It was a tiny little person. No, baby, Jessica, get

1325
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: out of the road.

1326
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 2: We have to go back and give that baby fifty dollars.

1327
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a baby climbing that light post

1328
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: with no harness.

1329
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 2: Let's go. Oh my god, this neighborhood's broken out in babies.

1330
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: It's just all adventurous extreme babies. Oh no, that baby's

1331
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: bungee jumping off that van.

1332
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, that baby's chugging a monster energy dream.

1333
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's a baby playing electric guitar.

1334
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 2: No, baby, put it down.

1335
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 4: You're doing the chords wrong.

1336
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why I went there. I liked it, babies.

1337
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: I love the idea of a baby doing anything and

1338
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: an adult like outfit. Do you like Oh did you

1339
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: ever see I don't want to see two babies kissing though.

1340
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we've already decided that that's super gross.

1341
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 2: It is.

1342
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 4: And also just it is.

1343
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 2: It's like what I want is for the camera to

1344
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 2: swing around and real quick take the picture of the

1345
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 2: creepy adults are like kisser Derek. Yeah, hideous.

1346
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 4: You're the ones that should be on the picture.

1347
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy in overalls with a beret. The Mango

1348
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: and Leanion kids overall, Oh yeah leaning now? Oh yeah,

1349
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: ignore the camera here, you kids picker up all national wedding.

1350
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I went into deep character there, I'm back,

1351
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you.

1352
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 4: We're down on van Ellen and Victory.

1353
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was often a pair of overall.

1354
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were in that pedophiles photography.

1355
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: Say he's an artist, he's eccentric. You see for Hallmark.

1356
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 2: Nothing good is happening over No, no, unless it's.

1357
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: The military, you know, you know. Wow, Yeah, I'm very

1358
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: pro military.

1359
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 2: Are you?

1360
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 5: Oh well, I don't know. I'm not anti yeah me either. Yeah,

1361
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 5: I never said you were. I do feel like sometimes

1362
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 5: that our troops could get more of your support.

1363
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 2: Well, I've got that magnetic thing on the back of

1364
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 2: my card. What else you want?

1365
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? The ribbon? Say no more, that's all we

1366
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: can do.

1367
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 2: The removable ribbon. Oh really, when are you gonna take

1368
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 2: that fucking off? Acause we're never not going to be

1369
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: at war anymore? Everybody?

1370
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck also free Tibet. Also that star moon pentagram.

1371
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: Isn't there a pentagram in there?

1372
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it's definitely represented.

1373
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we must all live together in harmony. Well,

1374
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: I am so tired. It's okay. This one is gonna

1375
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: have a soft ending. Oh well we went long.

1376
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 4: I hope we did.

1377
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, though, we should because it's in

1378
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 2: two weeks.

1379
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, done one.

1380
01:05:59,440 --> 01:05:59,919
Speaker 4: That's nice.

1381
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: We had a lot of stuff come out. It's the holidays.

1382
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Thanksgiving, Yeah I did.

1383
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: I had a great one. I had the best food

1384
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: I think I have ever had.

1385
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 5: My friend Joe Preno, Joe Preno does a podcast with

1386
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 5: my friend Lachlan Patterson.

1387
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 2: What are these people that I've never heard?

1388
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: They are comics that live by the beach and they

1389
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: have a surfing podcast and I've gone on there.

1390
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 4: And is Lachlan Patterson excessively good looking?

1391
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1392
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 5: He's he's like model good looking. But then it's at

1393
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 5: certain angles is really goofy looking. So that's how he

1394
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 5: gets away? Oh what is he wor It's just sometimes

1395
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 5: when people are really handsome and have those like every

1396
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 5: once in a while you'll see a picture of Ted

1397
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 5: Danson and he looks like Frankenstein. Yeah, I'm not talking

1398
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 5: about Lachlan here, but Ted Danson is to anyone, including

1399
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 5: straight man, a handsome, rugged face.

1400
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,360
Speaker 1: But every once in a while it's like whoa Herman Munster?

1401
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1402
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 2: Because he has a tall face.

1403
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so.

1404
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 5: Locklockman is handsome in that way where sometimes if he

1405
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 5: manipulates his face it is a comedic.

1406
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh I see, yeah. No, is he just kind of

1407
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: distracting where.

1408
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 2: He stands around with his hands on his hips a lot?

1409
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: Is he one of those like no, no, it's old,

1410
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: like a Brownie paper towel type good looking. Yes, yeah,

1411
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 1: that's exactly what you meant. I don't know. No, he's uh,

1412
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: he's he's got he acts, Uh he's actually it's I

1413
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't seemly done with his hands.

1414
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:31,040
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's take a closer look next time. It's important, Okay, deal.

1415
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: I think he has them both on the mic like this,

1416
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 1: like kind of tight to his face.

1417
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 2: I mean socially just standing around, Oh, hands.

1418
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: On hips, no long long dangling arm, you know, sounds terrible.

1419
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 1: They're just sway in.

1420
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 2: The wind, like wait, are you thinking of one of

1421
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 2: those blow up cars in front of the car wash.

1422
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking about used cars.

1423
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not your front.

1424
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: Okay, now the UK was he cooking? He didn't Joe

1425
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: are It was Joe? He lives nearby, and yes, and

1426
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 1: friend of mine. He's very funny and uh.

1427
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 4: And surfers that can cook?

1428
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 2: Is you? Did you have the.

1429
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 1: The best?

1430
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 5: Well they're watching football and I was pretending to follow,

1431
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 5: but I was like, yeah, that was mad, believe it.

1432
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 5: But the food was they had fried a fried turkey

1433
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 5: that was injected with some family secret and uh no,

1434
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 5: I think it was just rice family.

1435
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: It's it's secret, family secret.

1436
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 5: And the gravy was not that gelatinous translucent you know

1437
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 5: jelly gray that gets hard and I don't.

1438
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: This was like a dark seep into everything. Everything was

1439
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: the best flavor I've ever seen. It was the best. Yes,

1440
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 1: it was the best.

1441
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 2: And is Joe good looking?

1442
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: They're all yeah, yeah, they're all. Everyone there was handsome.

1443
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: It is a handsome, rugged group of dudes and my

1444
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: my roommate Nate. Everyone's hands Yeah. It was a Now

1445
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: that you think, well, you know me, I'm all I'm

1446
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: doing is thinking about naked ladies all day care. But

1447
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 1: now in retrospect, all that things about it's p and

1448
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: the b. Yep, that's all I do, that's all I think.

1449
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: But now in retrospect, all of those men were good

1450
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: looking in a sexual way, yes.

1451
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 2: And but only it was a boy's only Thanksgiving.

1452
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: Did they have some lady They had lady friends there.

1453
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: But the lady friends were like, oh no, our friends,

1454
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: they know they was.

1455
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:44,800
Speaker 2: There's a couple of fat girls there, some girls with

1456
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 2: great senses of humor.

1457
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 1: They had they were they did.

1458
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 5: They just left because another friend said I'm gonna have

1459
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:56,000
Speaker 5: my friends giving and no one showed up and she

1460
01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 5: didn't have dishes, and so these nice girls with some

1461
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:01,639
Speaker 5: of the food to her place.

1462
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 1: So then it became dude party.

1463
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 2: Oh I see yeah, oh or were they using that

1464
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 2: as an excuse? What are we driving up to?

1465
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea. This is a bus.

1466
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 4: This is like the time we found NASA.

1467
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just no one ever has driven through the

1468
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 5: mountains and stumbled upon a NASA base.

1469
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: But we did it. We did it Episode fifty something.

1470
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 2: This fucking podcast guarantees you those kinds of surprises.

1471
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 5: They this isn't NASA, at least a place where they

1472
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 5: repair weight it's a marritte.

1473
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,560
Speaker 1: You know what this is.

1474
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 2: It's fucking the Bourbon Airport just came up on the stage.

1475
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 4: Who cares?

1476
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 2: Although there is they do have like a fun drive through.

1477
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 2: They have a strip mall of only restaurants and so

1478
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 2: they have like a drive through Panda Express, which is like,

1479
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 2: if you just want to weigh four hundred pounds all

1480
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 2: of your life, go ahead and go to a drive through.

1481
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: It is funny. I noticed that when we dropped Offunger

1482
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: that one time.

1483
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 5: It's it's like all restaurants that you would see there

1484
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 5: might even be a sonic in there. There's like all

1485
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 5: these Midwest like just middle like places where you would

1486
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 5: eat on the freeway.

1487
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, restaurants I like to go, yes, yes, girthy, but

1488
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 2: I'm feeling girthy and I just gid. I know for

1489
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 2: a fact, I'm not gonna get invited to sexy Thanksgiving,

1490
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 2: so I'm like, you know what, to fuck it, I'm

1491
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 2: gonna go down to the drive through Krispy Kreme mm hmm,

1492
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 2: the most unnecessary drive there is.

1493
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 5: I was gonna just stay at home. I'm like, I was, uh,

1494
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 5: you know, I was not feelings great. But I'm really

1495
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,600
Speaker 5: glad I had sexy Thanksgiving.

1496
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too.

1497
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: At one everyone spilled wine on their shirts and they

1498
01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: slowly took them off. Really yeah, sexy Thanksgiving.

1499
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 5: And then it's like should I put my shirt back on?

1500
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 5: And I and we were all agreed, just with our eyes.

1501
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 5: I'm okay with it if you are.

1502
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: So we sat shirtless with a little bit of gravy

1503
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 1: on our bellies and watch the rest of the Sporting Matt.

1504
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: I remember remember it like it was yesterday, but it

1505
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 1: was actually two days before yesterday. So maybe that's why

1506
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 1: my memory of it is so clear. And I think

1507
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: one of the main reasons is everyone's abs really cut

1508
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: into my brain deep. That was me trying to do

1509
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:25,640
Speaker 1: uh what improvised sexual comic con you fan fiction? Thank you,

1510
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: thank you?

1511
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 2: But it had yours had a kind of a who's

1512
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 2: that cowboy? I want to say, Sam.

1513
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,519
Speaker 1: Neill, Sam Elliott?

1514
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 2: Is Sam Elliott? That you had a real Sam Elliott.

1515
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: Someone posted a scene from Roadhouse the other day where

1516
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: he's showing a scar to uh Patrick Swayze's girlfriend. In it,

1517
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 1: he's like, he pulls his pants so and he just

1518
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: pulls him down and you.

1519
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 5: Could see his pubes his old Sam Elliott, No pubes

1520
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 5: bush bursting out of his pants.

1521
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 4: No, that can't be true.

1522
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 5: Everyone right now, go to Google type in Sam Elliott pubes.

1523
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 5: A video clip of what I'm talking about will pop up.

1524
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 1: And I dare you to watch it. Now.

1525
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 2: Do his pubes look like a large mustache?

1526
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 5: I swear they aren't his pubes. They do have some

1527
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 5: gray in him like his Uh do you think he

1528
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 5: had a pub stand in? I think he had a

1529
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 5: pubic care stand in a lot of these guys do.

1530
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 1: He also had that line. He had like vainy, like

1531
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: a muscular belly. So it was like that.

1532
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,440
Speaker 5: I know Sam Elliott all he drinks his coffee and cigarettes.

1533
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 5: He's probably that keeps you like iggy pop. Yeah, wiy wiry,

1534
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 5: you know, kind of like tend But it looked like

1535
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 5: a young guy's bush.

1536
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna admit right now, Karen, I don't know

1537
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: where I am.

1538
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 2: Because, uh, this is gonna take it straight back up

1539
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,879
Speaker 2: to where to where I live. It's perfection.

1540
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 1: Well we're doing Do you want to just wrap it up?

1541
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: We're an hour or twelve in here?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, And I feel like if there's

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Speaker 2: any topic to end on it's Sam Elliott's cubic ye.

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Speaker 1: Look can go, or it's his her pubes. Well tweet

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01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 1: us and let us know who you know what you

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01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,640
Speaker 1: know about the pubes? God? Am I going to go

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01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 1: to sleep? What's wrong with me? I don't know if

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01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 1: it's Sam's pubes or someone else some kids pubs? Let us.

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01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 2: I forgot the world of American or could it be

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01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 2: c g I there's four choices.

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01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:26,679
Speaker 5: American is of course, it's a meat loaf inside a turkey.

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01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 5: That's American. Happy Thanksgiving and uh think anything to plug Karen.

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01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 4: At the Satellite.

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01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 2: On December eighth, Trenan Davis is doing his Imaginary Radio.

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01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:44,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll go watch, Okay, I'm going to be

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01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:45,080
Speaker 2: on it.

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01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,839
Speaker 4: And he and I usually do some of our songs.

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01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah I might. I find it amazing when he does that.

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01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so good.

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01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very talented, and lots of other people do it,

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01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 2: and he has lots of it's always lots of good, guess,

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01:14:59,400 --> 01:14:59,960
Speaker 2: lots of music.

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01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 1: If you're into that, cool and I'm doing that at

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01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: midnight on the night.

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Speaker 4: Awesome, So it does if you do, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I think that is how that works. Because I remember

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Speaker 1: there or in my experience, they're tweeting that day. Yeah,

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01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,600
Speaker 1: so that's that. And thank you for.

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01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 5: Listening, and happy holidays, and tell the people you like

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01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 5: you love them and your mentors.

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01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes, gratitude everybody.

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01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: You're listening, you've been listening to. Do you need a ride?

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01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:34,920
Speaker 1: D y n A r oh? I'm actually driving.

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01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 2: A leaven I.

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01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 3: You wanna way back?

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01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,720
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time and

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01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,600
Speaker 3: day terminal engage.

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01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: We want to send you us in sum.

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01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 4: We want to welcome me back home.

1581
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 4: We scared her?

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01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:06,360
Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 1: Now?

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01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 2: Porn?

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01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1587
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1588
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1589
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1590
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 3: Do you need

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01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris