1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy two, Episode 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: one of the podcast, where we take a deep dive 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness and sometimes in the world. It's Monday, 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: March fourth, two thousand nine. Team I named Jack O'Brien 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: a k hey. I remember dairy challenges, and Jack O'Brien says, 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: regress a little with conspiracies, But now I'm here in 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: these farmers gone where bribes and power lives. In fact, 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: I'm down in this mood rank with Posner. It tastes 9 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: like heartache for the gallonness that is courtesy of Trite Gang, 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my 11 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: co host, Mr Miles grag Grabby. I'm amazed at the 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 1: gray that you love me all the time. Grabby. I'm 13 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: a grade of the gray. I love to I love food, 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: thanks Christy. Don't know, Christie, I'm a Gucci man because 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: you know I love me some wings, yes you do, 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: and weird and Pama party uh and uh flats right yeah, yeah, 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: not the leg First I was referring to hot wings, 18 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: and then I remember that in the name of the band, 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: so yes, that too. But we all know that Paul 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: McCartney died tonight. Yes, as we were about to talk 21 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: about what we're throwed to be joined in our third 22 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: seat by the very funny comedian and writer Hannah michaels A. Welcome. 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: I love your purse. First of all, you have a 24 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: rotary phone purse that has a receiver on the handle. Now, 25 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: now that I see the cord, you can just straight 26 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,559 Speaker 1: up use that like a Do you use that a lot? Uh? 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: It can plug into my phone like um with the 28 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: phone jack. Right, that's so not with these new iPhones. God, 29 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: the injustices never end before in the world. Ye, it's 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: up there. Well, we're going to get to know you 31 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. But first we're 32 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: gonna take our listeners through a few of the things 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: we're talking about today. We're gonna check in with Little Ta. 34 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys remember Little Tag, Remember 35 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: the youngest flex of the century, the the youngest flexer 36 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: on on YouTube and Instagram. We're gonna check in with 37 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: c Pack, which is apparently just a open mic sesh 38 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: for conservative We're gonna meet one of the characters who 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: Michael Cohen introduced us to from the Trump orbit and 40 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: not Calamari Calamari, not Maddie Calamari tweet. It was a 41 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: crab smoking a cigarette and it's like mad Calamari heard 42 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 1: the name. Uh. And we're gonna talk about some crazy 43 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: conspiracy theories that Amazon is spreading, the kind of you 44 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: can buy an Amazon. We copped ourselves a thing or 45 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: two just to make sure we got the is it 46 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: the Q and On book that we got coming or 47 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: the flatter got the Q and On book box set coming? Right? 48 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: We've got the Anti Factor's encyclopedia coming, and the one 49 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: we have right now is the flat Earth proof that 50 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: the world is not a moving globe. Because when people 51 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: come into the office, they need to know where our 52 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: heads are at. Right, We're not We're not here for 53 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: the for the bullshit, fake narrative that you get in 54 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: science class. But first, Hannah, we like to ask our guests, 55 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: what's something from your search history that's revealing about who 56 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: you are? Round poodles, Round poodles, go on? Um more? 57 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: Do you need to know? I don't know what? Like 58 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: they're overweight and round, they're cuts there they cut the 59 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: hair to make the cut. Okay, there's one poodle sheep 60 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: on Instagram, and I am obsessed with him. Poodle sheep, 61 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: I mean that's what I call him. He's just a 62 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: poodle okay, pod that looks like sheep. In Japan, his 63 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: name is Goma. You can find him, and he is 64 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: a freak. He is not a real dog. I refuse 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: to believe that, even though there are videos of him moving. 66 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: This is my conspiracy. I refused to believe that that. 67 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: Oh so it's not just like a bunch of little 68 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: round things. They make him into an entire Yeah, damn, 69 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: this is that is just a circle with legs popping 70 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: out of it. That's wild, so stupid you can only 71 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: laugh like a more. Yeah. Well, you know, my people 72 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: in Japan have a lot of time to obsess over 73 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 1: how round the haircut is. I mean that's my therapy 74 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: right there. Thank you to whoever owns this dog and 75 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: means sesame seed Uh exactly, Yeah that works. Thank you 76 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: Jack for confirming. Yeah. Wow, that looks the most like 77 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: a cartoon character that I've ever seen existing thing and 78 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,799 Speaker 1: kind of with the legs all sort of like tiny underneath. 79 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 1: It reminds me of the like Wallace and grom Sheep yea, 80 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: their bodies are just like round and then sticks and 81 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: then just shooting out the bottom. People need to check 82 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: that ship out. What is something you think is underrated 83 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: besides round poodles, underrated Garfield products, Garfield products. You are 84 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: wearing a Garfield T shirt. I am, oh, whoa. I 85 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: didn't realize that. Holy sh it, that is a fucking 86 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: Nightmari's depiction of Garfield. So it's almost at X but 87 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: then yes, six with nipples on each one and vains 88 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 1: shooting out of it like it's on h G H. 89 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: Any of the past few Sylvester salone movies where he 90 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: has a shirt off? Yeah, Katie Golden drew this. Um, Yes, 91 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: Katie Golden, host of our sister podcast Creature Feature season 92 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: two coming soon. Are you just talking about it? Are 93 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: you a Garfield fan or you just like weird depictions 94 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: of beloved? I had. I had that arc that a 95 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 1: lot of kids are h had where you know, I 96 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: was really really into Garfield and really loved Garfield. Realized okay, 97 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: kids who were not allowed TV had because you were 98 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: like reading the comic yeah, and then realized, oh, this 99 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: isn't funny, and then looped back around to being funny 100 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: because of how insane. It was My favorite Garfield thing 101 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: is the conspiracy theory that Garfield did not eleven. I 102 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: keep saying things like, yeah, yeah, but I have no 103 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about. You look up if you 104 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 1: look up the strip that came out on September two eleven, 105 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 1: the day before nine eleven, it's just John on the 106 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: phone going what he did? What? Jesus? It really is? He? What? Click? Click? 107 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: Could you could you hold for a moment? I have 108 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: another call coming in? Thanks? What he what? I've been 109 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: a busy boy? Oh? Bill, wasn't that? It was? Bill 110 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: Murray played Garfield, voice acted Garfield because of the gentleman 111 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: who wrote and directed the Garfield live action movie was 112 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 1: named I think Ethan Cohen or Joel Cohen. It was 113 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: not one of the Coen brothers, but he thought it 114 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,479 Speaker 1: was Are you serious thought it was one of the 115 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: Cohen brothers. So he was like, wow, I mean, I 116 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: guess that's why you need That's why you need refs. 117 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: That's one of those times where I'm sure he wished 118 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: he just didn't have an answering machine that does all 119 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: his business work. That is yeah. Bill Murray famously does 120 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: not have representation in Hollywood. Wow? Oh hell yeah? What 121 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: then is this that's amazing? What is something you think 122 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: is overrated? John? So, I was trying to think about 123 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: this for a long, long, long time, and then my 124 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: mom texted me that my grandma had that my grandpa had. 125 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: It's probably brain dead right now last night. That's why 126 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: I was late today. That's horrible. I'm sorry. And apparently 127 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: what I think is overrated is my fucking grandpa. Wow, 128 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: with the hot fucking take. What do you mean he's overrated? 129 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: I don't feel anything you're I think you're in shock 130 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: right now. I wouldn't. I wouldn't go that far and 131 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: say overrated. Yeah that's tough, man, because you have My 132 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: grandmother's struggling with like dementia too, and she's sort of 133 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: at that she's about to cross over, uh to sort 134 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: of not very able to do much on her own. 135 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe she's overrated too. This is how we cope, right. 136 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: Were you very close to your grandfather? Uh? He was 137 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 1: kind of a dick. But no, that makes me worse 138 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: for saying that. No, sure, sure she loved us. Yeah, yeah, there, 139 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: he loved us. He's the reason you're right now for that. Yeah, 140 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,439 Speaker 1: I guess shout out to all grandparents the reason we're 141 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: all here. Yeah, and great grandparents too, if you want 142 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: to go further back, and great great grandparents if you 143 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: want to go even further back, and great great if 144 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 1: you want to go further back. And Adam and Eve 145 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: if you want to friends back that that is Adam 146 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: and who are five generations to go? So it is 147 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: accurate what you just said, My grandma's great great grandma's Eve. Wow, 148 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 1: the rapper from rough Riders? What is a myth? What 149 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: is something people think it's true you know to be false? Ah? 150 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: What is something people think it's true that I know 151 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:30,680 Speaker 1: to be false? Uh? Oh, this is heavy one. Uh 152 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 1: that PTSD can has to emerge from one giant event. Okay, yeah, 153 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: that's a good one. It could be a lot of 154 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: little things that ruin your brain. And that's fun to 155 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: find out. Are you typically finding yourself coming up with 156 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,720 Speaker 1: our our meeting people who just that's their perception of 157 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 1: how PTSD works. Yeah, Or that it only comes from 158 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: or that it only emerges from wartime. Yeah, yeah, people 159 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,560 Speaker 1: who've been through war. And it's like brains are different, 160 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: they to things differently, and some brains are super sensitive 161 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: for some reason. So it's just it's a very psychologies 162 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: insane and the people who do it are also generally 163 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 1: insane people here, isn't there You come from a family 164 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,959 Speaker 1: of psychologists. Yeah, okay, you recall this in your stand 165 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:22,079 Speaker 1: up material, right, Yeah, well, parents, what's that like? Having 166 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: to psychologist parents? The question you're probably asked all the time? 167 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: When right now, I'll say that it's great. Now, Um, 168 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: growing up it was okay. I remember one time my 169 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: dad pulled over on the ten freeway. Thank you. Let 170 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:44,479 Speaker 1: people know you're a local which cruising on the west. Okay, 171 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 1: you know it's not easy to do pull over the 172 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: tent or smart. Yeah, not very safe. To ask his 173 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 1: unconscious if we should rent a movie like that was 174 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: so crucial. He had to meditate and ask his like 175 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 1: young unconscious if we could rent a movie, and we did. 176 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: We got Dunston checks in, and that has forever changed 177 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 1: your life trajectory. So I fucking loved Dunston checks in that. 178 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: It used to always be on HBO That Baby's Day Out. 179 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: I used to watch that all the time as a kid. Anyway, 180 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 1: I just want to hi vibe with your Wait, So, 181 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: how do you ask your subconscious if you should rent? 182 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: Like would he just have to be silent and be 183 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,839 Speaker 1: a little more introspective and then just be like, okay, 184 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 1: kids were renting Dunstan checks or it was more to 185 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,599 Speaker 1: be like can we go to Blockbuster? Yes? Or no? 186 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: Let me ask my subconscious? Okay, Um, what what's so? 187 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: Just as I want to wrap my head around this 188 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 1: methodology for determining whether or not you want to go, 189 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: is it just that he wanted to honor what his 190 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,319 Speaker 1: true subconscious desire was going to be? Like I'm curious, 191 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 1: how what the purpose of being like? Hold on, I 192 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: need to consult my subconscious real quick. They were super 193 00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: anxious about everything everything, especially media um for some reason, 194 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: hence no TV. So Um, what they didn't know is 195 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 1: that they were gonna be exposing you to Garfield, which 196 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: would ruin you. Are you kidding? And now you're not 197 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: a living truther? Right that Garfield did it? But that 198 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: is I mean, I think there's some validity to your 199 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: dad's method, maybe not pulling over on the tent, but 200 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: maybe maybe go to the exit before and park in 201 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: a gas station. But there's um, you know, evidence that 202 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: we only have access to like ten percent of our 203 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: working mind, and like a lot of the ship that's 204 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 1: going on is like happening underneath the surface of our 205 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: unconscious and so you know, sitting back and like letting 206 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: your whole mind produce an answer is probably a good idea. Well, 207 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 1: but I mean, I've correct me if I'm wrong. Does 208 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: do we need that just to figure out if you're 209 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 1: trying to go to Blockbuster to rent a tape? Yeah, 210 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,439 Speaker 1: that's that is that kind of thing. It's more like 211 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: should I get it's like corrective surgery or by this 212 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,439 Speaker 1: gigantic thing. I feel like it's a pretty low risk decision, right. Yes. 213 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: Might have also been a teachable moment where he's showing 214 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 1: his daughter, you know this is it's valid to honor 215 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:17,599 Speaker 1: your unconscious even in the day to day. Okay, you 216 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: know what kind of daughter he had, And he knew 217 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: that I would never do that because he did it. 218 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 1: Because if I was like with my dad, I'm like, 219 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: can we go to Blockbuster? He'd be like, you got money, right, 220 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: that's how we figured it out, And I'm like, no, 221 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: it okay, then so we're keep it moving. What would 222 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: you get a pet cod just the free water? Yeah, exactly, 223 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: for mead to lap it up, homie. They do have 224 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: that free water fountain they do bathrooms, yeah, which they 225 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: usually used to fill up the bottles of water. Yeah. Yeah, 226 00:13:55,400 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 1: it was going home depot bucket. Keep it we on 227 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: our freshwater for the week. H all right, guys, let's 228 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,520 Speaker 1: talk about Little Te. Speaking of myths, you know remember 229 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 1: Little Te on legends? Do you remember Rise to Fame? Vaguely? Okay, 230 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 1: So for people who don't remember Little Te, she was 231 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: a young Asian girl who was talking like she was 232 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 1: from the hood and was always popping up with will 233 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: VICKI know she was that way girl who you know 234 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm black. Yeah, so it don't matter how you know 235 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: that wild segment of Instagram as a refresher, you may 236 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:34,480 Speaker 1: recognize this voice of Little Te. You're bawling in the 237 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: I A. I dropped two in your rags on this 238 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: car and only nine years old? How about the keys 239 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: to this car? You'all haven't seen this car. I mean 240 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: this around the Barely Hills area and I'm only nine 241 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:57,560 Speaker 1: years old. I don't know she's nine, she's nine. She's 242 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 1: around the area. Yeah. If you re saying wild ship, 243 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: yeah and talking like a true want to be blingling 244 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: error rapper, like she used to do a lot of 245 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: money phone type holding thousands of dollars, like almost exclusively. 246 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: Like I don't think I ever saw her without a 247 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: giant stack of money. That was where she would cease 248 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: to exist her main thing. I don't know that everybody 249 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 1: knows who Woa Vicki is. Do you know who wo 250 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 1: Vicki is? Woll Vicki is another problem on and she's 251 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 1: more like a teenager. She's kind of in the side 252 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: girl who Vicki? It's like white girls, yes, yeah, outwardly 253 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 1: project blackness, but you know, very in a way that 254 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 1: is like terrible appropriating and offensive and racist and yeah, 255 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: and she claims she's black to which is on top 256 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: of it. She may have pushed back now, but at 257 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 1: the time they were like, what are you doing that? 258 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I don't know I'm actually black. You're not, 259 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: And he said she talks. She saw Rachel Dolla's alum 260 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 1: was like, what if that was like a cartoon character, 261 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 1: like a like a fucking wrestling persona. Yeah. So they 262 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,480 Speaker 1: were part of disgusting Instagram and everyone was at the 263 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: in the beginning, it was kind of a funny thing 264 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: about Little Te because they're like, what is this wild 265 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,200 Speaker 1: nine year old talking about? She drives cars? And then 266 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: she kind of things went Yeah. So there have been 267 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 1: a couple articles sort of catching up with Little Te. 268 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: What uncovering the truth about Little Te. People have been 269 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: doing some internet sleuthing for the past like six months. 270 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: I think she disappeared from the internet back in June 271 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 1: or something. Um, and it turns out she this is 272 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: gonna shock people. She is from not the most stable 273 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: parenting situation. Uh her mom is uh so the way 274 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,680 Speaker 1: that she was able to get like next to all 275 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: these expensive cars and in these like giant mansions, as 276 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: her mom was a real estate agent who was using 277 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: her boss's car and like these properties trying to sell 278 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,880 Speaker 1: to like make it look like she had all this 279 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: all this stuff without any kind of actual talent or 280 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,760 Speaker 1: backstory explaining the source of the wealth. Like it was 281 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: never like here all my albums that I've put out, 282 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: It's like I'm Little Te, I'm the youngest flex or 283 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 1: on earth, right, fuck you yes, And it was like okay, ok, fine. 284 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:36,399 Speaker 1: So as she became famous, her father reached out and 285 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:42,399 Speaker 1: who was divorced and was like right, but he was 286 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,920 Speaker 1: also like, you know, he kind of has a point 287 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,439 Speaker 1: in the sense that she's out there like saying really 288 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,840 Speaker 1: offensive ship and she's nine and she her mother had 289 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: taken her out of school to pursue this dream um 290 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: And there's actually an incredible video that I think we 291 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: have the audio from. Yeah, so a lot of people 292 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: were like this just is very inauthentic. A lot of 293 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,639 Speaker 1: people like her parents are putting her up to this 294 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: or whatever. And then there was there's this video where 295 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: you can clearly here it's her brother off camera essentially 296 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,919 Speaker 1: coaching her to talk all this ship little Tavy popping 297 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: on YouTube right now really be like more ignorant, that 298 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,920 Speaker 1: would be like, oh little te little ta out here. 299 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 1: But what did he say? She's still irrelevant, Like I 300 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:41,920 Speaker 1: said last time, what do I say? Oh I know? 301 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: And it's line yeah, ignorant as bits okay, right, ignorant. 302 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 1: But she's just a little nine year old girl who 303 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,879 Speaker 1: doesn't know and what Yeah, her brother or some family 304 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 1: members like so yeah, it's just as fucked up persona. 305 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: And yeah, there's a lot of interviews now because people 306 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,119 Speaker 1: like what happened to her Instagram got like hacked, is 307 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 1: what they claimed, and all of her videos were deleted 308 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: and then there was just like one post that just 309 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: had helped me, and people like what the funk is 310 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 1: going on? And then we come to find out her 311 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: father basically like went to the equivalent of like child 312 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: Protective Services in in uh, British Columbia and was like 313 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: had the court order her back to Vancouver because like, 314 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: I can't have my child running wild in the streets 315 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,919 Speaker 1: acting like this. And she's back, and it's weird. This 316 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 1: is where it gets odd because the mother claims that 317 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: he's just like out to take her money, but there 318 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: really isn't money. Yeah, she's I saw the interview. She's 319 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: claiming both things. First, the father's out to take money 320 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 1: several questions later, we have made no money, right, and 321 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 1: also that he's not interested enough in her career. So 322 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:55,160 Speaker 1: it's like she's both stage mom and also claiming that 323 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 1: the father is a stage mom and then also claiming 324 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: that they never made any money. The mom definitely comes 325 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: off as you know, it's it's obviously just a snapshot, 326 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: but comes off as somewhat suspicious. There's like but the 327 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 1: dad doesn't come off great either, just in terms of 328 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,919 Speaker 1: not being involved until now right and then but his 329 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: thing is like it's weird. It's almost like the dad 330 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,959 Speaker 1: has a better mind to be the stage parent than 331 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 1: the mom because he's like, I had to trade Mark Littta. 332 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: She didn't even trade Mark Littleton, And he's like his 333 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 1: whole thing was like, if you're gonna go and do 334 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: this and make a career for her, like at least 335 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: do the bare minimum from a business standpoint that it's 336 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,160 Speaker 1: protected and you can actually like profit properly off of it. 337 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's like, wait, are your 338 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,399 Speaker 1: gripes that it wasn't copy written or I'm sorry copy 339 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: they didn't get the copy right. Someone on Twitter like 340 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,919 Speaker 1: you can copy written anyway. Little miss Elliot said that 341 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: in a song, so cashim outside um, and you know, 342 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 1: it seems like that was more of the issue. There 343 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,480 Speaker 1: were also claims that like his sister, her aunt or 344 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,480 Speaker 1: her his cousin had like babysat her and just locked 345 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: her in a claw it and she had gone for 346 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 1: his girlfriend's sister. Yeah, and that was like the closest 347 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,639 Speaker 1: thing that I saw to some kind of abuse, but 348 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,320 Speaker 1: it's no one actually sounds believable in all of it, 349 00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: Like yeah, there's no there's nobody good here that she 350 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,480 Speaker 1: can go to. It's it's kind of terrifying. There are 351 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,240 Speaker 1: no good parents, right this scenario. Yeah, it's pretty familiar 352 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: if you've ever been involved with or no people who 353 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: are involved in like a horrible childcare, child custody thing, 354 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 1: because it's just both sides just using the kid as leverage. 355 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 1: And then because little Te is with her mom and 356 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 1: the thing, she's like, yeah, no, the father's bad. I 357 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it. It's just like she 358 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: calls him by her father's last name. His name is 359 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,199 Speaker 1: Chris Hope, and he's like, well, Hope never was interested 360 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,919 Speaker 1: in blah blah blah. It's right. Yeah, so it's just 361 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: impossible to know. I mean, at the end of the day, 362 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,159 Speaker 1: I think the only person is being harmed here is Claire. 363 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: What's little te his real name? Because she says like 364 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 1: she can't go to school, But then she's like, I 365 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,240 Speaker 1: can't go to school because I'm too famous, and it's 366 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: like hold on, right, wait, hold is that the concern 367 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,919 Speaker 1: or is it that you could be bullied at school 368 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,640 Speaker 1: or is it that you are too famous or that 369 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,920 Speaker 1: one of your parents are saying you're too famous, and 370 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: that they want you work in full time on your career. Um, yeah, 371 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 1: you know. We're gonna talk a couple of times in 372 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 1: today's episode about sort of the Internet being an unregulated 373 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: place where these crazy ideas or bad ideas can bubble 374 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,399 Speaker 1: to the surface. And this is one place where the 375 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: fact that there is no barrier to entry for fame 376 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: is probably not a great thing because you just exploit 377 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: your kid into making them a spectacle and then try 378 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 1: to make money off of this. Yeah, I mean like 379 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,880 Speaker 1: child stars always existed, Yeah, they did. Yeah, this one 380 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: seems like because they ask her in one of the interviews, 381 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: you know, whose idea was it, and she wasn't really 382 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,879 Speaker 1: convinced it was even her own, right, She's sort of like, oh, 383 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: I think I wanted to do it around this time. 384 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,239 Speaker 1: It's like my brother thought, we thought we could do it. 385 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: It seems like her brother may have told his mom like, hey, 386 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: maybe there's a way to get real ignorant on Instagram 387 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: and give her some kind of weird fifteen minutes. But 388 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: you know it's you know, I hope she can grow 389 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: up to be a healthily functioning adult person, because you 390 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: do not I'll tell you this, Claire, you don't want 391 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,199 Speaker 1: to go down this little tay road. It is not 392 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 1: going to last very long. Right, all right, we're gonna 393 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:44,120 Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're 394 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: back and uh c pack is going on SPAC, which 395 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 1: is the Conservative Tupac. The Conservative Tupac. It is the 396 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: Conservative Coachella comic con, comic con where all the conservatives 397 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:05,200 Speaker 1: get together and try out their newest material. Um. And 398 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,600 Speaker 1: we just like to share a little snippets of audio 399 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: from what that sounds like. Yeah, last week we talked 400 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: about Mark Meadows and Sebastian Gorka talking about how the 401 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: Green New Deal was gonna make Chick fil A the 402 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,879 Speaker 1: law of the land. Cows will be gone and they 403 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,119 Speaker 1: will take your hamburgers. Uh. Somebody pointed out to us 404 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: on Twitter that Chick fil A apparently has some association 405 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,720 Speaker 1: with conservative politics. I had no idea. I didn't know 406 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 1: that they were anti gay. Shocking, um. But yes, So 407 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 1: this this latest tidbit was from a really great round 408 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 1: couch discussion I guess with Donald Trump Jr. Uh, Jerry 409 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: Fallwell Jr. Jerry fallwell Jr's wife, and you know they're 410 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:52,440 Speaker 1: just they're just having good yucks about transgender people, guns, babies, 411 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: the me too movement. So I mean, just buckle up 412 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 1: for this material. Three weeks ago tomorrow had our second granddaughter. 413 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 1: And like I said, a few weeks ago, Yeah, and 414 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: her name is Reagan. How presidential is that? Beautiful? Reagan? 415 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,960 Speaker 1: At last? I love it for Trump, but it was 416 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 1: a little too soon, made I. Trump is not the 417 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: most feminine name that we can make it. Hey, you know, 418 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: a page out of the liberal playbook. It doesn't matter, 419 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't matter. We can identify how we want. 420 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 1: She is a daughter, she's our granddaughter. She's a and 421 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,959 Speaker 1: we're raising her as a girl. We're not letting her 422 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:37,400 Speaker 1: have a choice. Don't reach tomorrow that you decided for God. 423 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 1: God makes the choice of what the babies are going 424 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: to be, and God decided she would be a girl. 425 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: You don't have to raise him as a girl. She's 426 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 1: got a little baby dollar right on her arm every second. 427 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,399 Speaker 1: And when my boys always had guns in their hands, 428 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,320 Speaker 1: so we didn't. That's not something hashtag me too. That's 429 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 1: not something you teach them. That's something they're more with. 430 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,400 Speaker 1: But what the fuck? What was that? The hashtag need 431 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: to from Donald Trump Jr. You, yeah, we know who 432 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 1: that's going to fall on next. I guess yeah, um, guys, 433 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:16,120 Speaker 1: just a little too resistant and a little too deliberately misunderstanding, Like, right, 434 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 1: what does he think he was saying there? I think 435 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: he was just trying to say I was raised that 436 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: way also, but then he tried to make it a 437 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: me too joke rather than just saying like, I as 438 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 1: well was raised because I think he was a pretty 439 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: avid hunter or an. I thought he was saying like 440 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,920 Speaker 1: boys with guns like that's see, that's the part he's 441 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: not even thinking. He just wanted to say me too. 442 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: And he said and with that thing, the picture that 443 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,399 Speaker 1: comes up on Twitter when you do that, so it 444 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 1: works on like thirty different levels. Don't give him that credit. 445 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't work. Just literally was going to say me too, 446 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: and just said I decided to make it hashtag me too. 447 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: And it's great because if you watched the video, so 448 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: he's already long the dumbest looking human faces to ever 449 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: have existed on the planet. And he after he says 450 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,359 Speaker 1: hashtag me too, he gets this like big smile on 451 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 1: his face, like looking around, like connect him with the 452 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: young people with that verbally void like that, voicing the 453 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 1: word hashtag not heard that since the grassy and he's 454 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,120 Speaker 1: just getting nothing. Yeah, I mean, of course, the son 455 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 1: and daughter in law of the man who called the 456 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 1: teletubby's gay is out here, Like I like, as she goes, 457 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 1: she's not going to have a choice, but God makes 458 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: the decision. So is it your choice or God? Oh wait? 459 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: Or are you God? Yeah, a little bit of a 460 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: slip up there. Yeah, it's so interesting because Megan Marco, 461 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 1: they were just saying too or I don't know, according 462 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: to you know the the no, it's actually vanity fair. 463 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: But she has told Megan Marcos told friends that she 464 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: really wants to avoid sort of under stereotypes. She says, well, 465 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: Megan has been talking to some of her friends about 466 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: the birth and how she and Harry plan to raise 467 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 1: their baby. Her exact word was fluid. She said they 468 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: plan to raise their child with a fluid approach to 469 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,359 Speaker 1: gender and they won't be imposing any stereotypes. I mean, 470 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who kind of do 471 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: that already, where they're like, I don't have to dress 472 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,199 Speaker 1: my daughter and pink. They play with dolls, like let 473 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: them dress out of the funk they want. Let them 474 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: play with whatever the funk they want to. I just 475 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: like this idea. I mean, it's the fear that must 476 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,440 Speaker 1: be in these grandparents hearts that any misstep could make 477 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: this person their own human being who might not be 478 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,160 Speaker 1: gender conforming according to their idea of what gender norms are. 479 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: It's probably so terrifying. They're like, let me superglueless Barbie 480 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 1: to your fucking head and just please. It makes it 481 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,640 Speaker 1: really makes you wonder about them in their lives too. 482 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 1: Aren't this wasn't this a panel of Junior's people who 483 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,960 Speaker 1: are eternal disappointments to their father's failed children, And they 484 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: are just the fact that her, like we are going 485 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: to be reasonable, She's not going to have a fucking choice, 486 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: and what she is just an amazing revelation. It's like, 487 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: you're the grandparents also, right, So are you just gonna 488 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: just also metal in your children's rearing of their children? Yeah, 489 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,200 Speaker 1: of course they are. Yeah. Uh, your kids have a choice, 490 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: jack of what they want to be, who they want 491 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: to be. Oh you do that Korean ceremony where they 492 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: have to pick their destiny right from That's the closest 493 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 1: y'all get to being like this is your destiny. That's right. 494 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: What's the ceremony called. It's called dull dull. Yeah, And 495 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: for those of you don't know, I think it's fascinating. 496 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: What is the one year birthday? One year birthday is 497 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: the biggest birthday in Korea. You gotta you gotta make 498 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: the biggest birthday one they'll not remember. But it is 499 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 1: actually a great ceremony. And at a certain point during 500 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 1: the party, you lay out all these different items on 501 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 1: the floor and let the child loose and they go 502 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,959 Speaker 1: to one of them, and that is what they're raised 503 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,800 Speaker 1: as going forward. So he was raised as a tar. Yeah, 504 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: he picked a guitar, so he will be raised as 505 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 1: a guitar. We will keep in a carrying case and 506 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 1: him every morning. Uh No, it's silly. And the you know, 507 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 1: my wife's parents don't remember what she picked. It's just 508 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 1: like a fun thing. People when they when people hear it, 509 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,959 Speaker 1: like you know some people who like had never been 510 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 1: to adult before it came to this and they were like, 511 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: so is it really like you're really gonna like take 512 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: guitar lessons? Like, no, just some instrument he's gonna have 513 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 1: to play. It'll be in if it's like any Asian child, 514 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: it will be piano first, right of course, like I 515 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 1: had to when I hated But I think, you know, 516 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: it's like the Dali Lama thing, right, doesn't like the 517 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,240 Speaker 1: Dali Lama have to pick like if they figure, I 518 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 1: know in some some Buddhist high up position like no, no, no, 519 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: there is something where like they have to pick something 520 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: that used to belong to the former Dali Lama and 521 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: like if they choose at, yeah, is that from King 522 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: of the Hill that they they I mean, it might 523 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,560 Speaker 1: be a real thing they did make that Bobby Bobby 524 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:16,400 Speaker 1: was the doll. Oh that's right. Oh yeah, maybe I 525 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: am conflating real life with that. I have a feeling 526 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: though that is true. I'm sure. I'm sure someone from 527 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 1: the Internet, one of our listeners will I'm actually dot com. 528 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,480 Speaker 1: It is a thing that I mean just joking aside. 529 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 1: It's a tough thing because we're so steeped in like 530 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 1: cultural traditions. It's hard to like divorce all of the 531 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: gender conforming things from your interaction with your kids. Like 532 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,200 Speaker 1: when my nephew was out, he fell and like hit 533 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,280 Speaker 1: his face and like he had like a kind of 534 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: badass looking cut, and I was like, oh, man, but 535 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: don't worry about he was crying and I was like, oh, 536 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: but it looks tough. And then I was like, oh, actually, 537 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: actually my sister was like, we try not to incurage. 538 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: Thanks Jack sucking my kid up. You look like shit. 539 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: Remember that look exactly. You look vulnerable And that's okay, 540 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 1: but it's you got You gotta be careful and thoughtful 541 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: when you're interacting with your kids, or just make them 542 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,440 Speaker 1: whatever you want them to be with. If you're the 543 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: Becky Fallwells of the world, just force your child into that. 544 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 1: Let's talk about a guy who goes by the name 545 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:30,040 Speaker 1: of ra Rara. Okay, so one of the characters from 546 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: the Cohen testimony. So there was was his name again, 547 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 1: Matt Calamari, right, who everybody was getting real excited over 548 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 1: on Twitter. And there was another you know, this is 549 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,239 Speaker 1: sort of in passing, but during Michael Cohen's testimony, he 550 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,080 Speaker 1: mentioned there was a scheme where Trump used a straw 551 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: bitter at an auction in the Hampton's of like a 552 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 1: bunch of portraits that were paintings people, and they hired 553 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: this man, Stewart rar r a Hr to bid like 554 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: at the very end, So Trump's portrait was going to 555 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: be sctioned off at the was the very last item 556 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: of the auction, and the sole purpose of Stuart Roar 557 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 1: was to put in the highest bid, no matter what 558 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,520 Speaker 1: the person before you bid, just make the highest bid 559 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: so that Donald Trump's portrait sells for the highest possible 560 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 1: amount of any other item induction. I mean, it's pretty straightforward. 561 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: It's a it's a disservice to schemes to call it 562 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: a scheme. It's just Trump was like, hey, rich friend, 563 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: that make it look like a lot of people want 564 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: to buy my portrait exactly, And eventually this man he 565 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: bid the sixty thousand Trump's thing was the highest bid 566 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: thing mission complete, and he was about it. Trump tweeted 567 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: about it at the time. Yeah, there's like a great 568 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 1: tweet from back then being like, hey, I just heard 569 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,719 Speaker 1: that apparently my portrait went for the highest amount of Yeah, yeah, 570 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know it was in the Twitter era. Yeah. 571 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: So anyway, this guy Stuart bar So a few people 572 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: started kind of looking into this guy and he's fucking 573 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 1: he of course he's caught up with the Trump's because 574 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 1: no one is a regular person who's in this orbit? 575 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: His first of all, he has a k s like us, 576 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,640 Speaker 1: like Jesus and Marrow, like every great superhero, like any 577 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 1: public figures who was a god. One is ra ra 578 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: or the number one King of All Fun repeatedly would 579 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,840 Speaker 1: describe himself as number one King of all Fun. I 580 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 1: don't know how many like superlative sort of things. You 581 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 1: have to put it number one king. All um, that's 582 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,160 Speaker 1: three levels of superlative. Number one king, which is usually 583 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 1: the highest, and then of all. Yeah, and of course 584 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,799 Speaker 1: the number one King of all Fun is a great guy, 585 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: so great that he has received a lifetime ban from 586 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,840 Speaker 1: the sushi chain No boo, wow, why do you ask? Well? 587 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,720 Speaker 1: One time, when he was at one of the Midtown 588 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 1: Manhattan locations, he cursed out a manager. According to this manager, 589 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,319 Speaker 1: she says, quote, he called me the C word and 590 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: said he would kill me in response to a conflict 591 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,879 Speaker 1: in which are allegedly confronted restaurant staff after not being 592 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: able to sit at his favorite table. Yeah, so the 593 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,840 Speaker 1: King of fund comes in, I'm sorry, your table isn't available. 594 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,759 Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you. Like what? So he's a 595 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,319 Speaker 1: straw man bidder, He's a billionaire. He like owned a 596 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:25,160 Speaker 1: pharmacy and then used that position to he realized that 597 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: he could buy up a bunch of medicine and wait 598 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,239 Speaker 1: for people to need that medicine really bad, and then 599 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,360 Speaker 1: charge people extra money for that medicine, and essentially, uh 600 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 1: so that's how he made his billions. And at the time, yeah, yeah, exactly. 601 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: Back in two thousand thirteen, he was involved in a 602 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,800 Speaker 1: divorce that cost him two hundred and fifty million dollars, 603 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 1: and so to let off some steam, he began furiously 604 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,959 Speaker 1: sending a sex tape of himself out to various acquaintances, 605 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,360 Speaker 1: which is such a weird thing to do furiously. Yeah, 606 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,840 Speaker 1: I mean that's weird. I wonder what really happened for 607 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,279 Speaker 1: the journalists who wrote this article to describe it as 608 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,880 Speaker 1: furious sending, not just like distributing his own sex sex 609 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,240 Speaker 1: tape to equit furiously like is it just all caps 610 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 1: in the ship? Check this video on to me? Fucking yeah, 611 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,319 Speaker 1: I mean that's how anyone would get over a divorce, right, uh. 612 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: And then when they asked about it, he says, I 613 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,600 Speaker 1: was I was in France, I was single number one, 614 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,879 Speaker 1: King of fun, of all fun. I'm sorry, I don't 615 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 1: want to disrespect the title of the throne already out 616 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,920 Speaker 1: when you said number one, king of all? Yeah, anyone 617 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 1: who has a title. Have you ever met anyone who's 618 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,520 Speaker 1: like sort of given themselves a nickname? That's like, I 619 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,880 Speaker 1: remember a dude who called himself the King of Tustin, 620 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,920 Speaker 1: and Tustin is in Orange County. Yeah, nobody wants to 621 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 1: be the king of Tustin. Nobody wants to be the 622 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 1: king of any of the Tustins. But what are the 623 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 1: other Tustins. There's one in Arizona. Okay, yeah, I'm sure 624 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,360 Speaker 1: I'm that one might be too, or Tustin Tustin. Okay, No, 625 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,280 Speaker 1: there's there's both, I think. Okay, okay, someone on Twitter 626 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,880 Speaker 1: please tell me that I'm sure I'm the king of 627 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 1: I just became immediate. I just got worried that I 628 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: was pronouncing two songs. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. We were 629 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: in college. A group of kids who like wanted to 630 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 1: be the we're kind of the happier, more happy, go 631 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,880 Speaker 1: lucky group of guys who threw parties than my group 632 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,440 Speaker 1: of friends called themselves the Access of Fun. Oh my god, 633 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,760 Speaker 1: which is weird that you would go with axes because 634 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: it has the fucking Tommy GILBERTI and Adolf Hitler, right, 635 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 1: the crew unfortunate. Wait, what do you mean if you 636 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: said they were the happy go lucky and you're like, 637 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,960 Speaker 1: unlike my group, who were the guys the boy groom? No? No, 638 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: we were just were around too much, you know. Oh 639 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,239 Speaker 1: so were they kind of like really all smiles having 640 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:15,560 Speaker 1: parties Like hey man, yeah, no black people, I gotta 641 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 1: leave this motherfucking party. Let's talk about some of Trump's 642 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:24,920 Speaker 1: other homies, because Sean Hannity after his after Trump just 643 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: fucking nailed it in Vietnam, Sean Hannity interviewed him at 644 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: the end of last week, and he might have gotten 645 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:38,520 Speaker 1: himself indicted or not indicted. He might have gotten Yeah. 646 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,280 Speaker 1: I mean, look, him and Trump love each other, and 647 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,600 Speaker 1: I think because they're so comfortable, they forget that maybe 648 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,480 Speaker 1: they're on TV and they're not just filating each other 649 00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: with their ideas because in this in this instance, they 650 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 1: just did a little bit of what I like to 651 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,640 Speaker 1: call GLP improv where Sean Hannity gave a weird out, 652 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,839 Speaker 1: uh in terms of like why Michael Cohen is lying 653 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: and Trump got to yes, and that um, so, I 654 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,280 Speaker 1: guess just listen. Keep in mind, Sean Hannity was a 655 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,799 Speaker 1: client of Michael Cohen's, like named in court, but he 656 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,279 Speaker 1: somehow even tries to dispel that myth. But anyway, listen 657 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,160 Speaker 1: to this interaction and we'll talk about it. You know, 658 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 1: I was kind of dragged in a little bit into 659 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,320 Speaker 1: the Michael Cohen, who I interviewed him many times on 660 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,480 Speaker 1: you and TV. He was never my attorney. He needed 661 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: to apologize to me for his attorney saying that in court. 662 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,759 Speaker 1: And but I can tell you personally, he said to 663 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 1: me at least a dozen times that he made the 664 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,440 Speaker 1: decision on the payments, and he didn't tell you. He 665 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 1: told me personally he did. And he made the decision. 666 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:47,000 Speaker 1: And and remember this, he's not yes, and and he 667 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,759 Speaker 1: did it. And remember this, he's in an whatever the 668 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 1: wherever that was doing was not going anywhere. It's just 669 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:58,320 Speaker 1: funny because Trump seems surprised when he says that. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 670 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,719 Speaker 1: of course he did, because he he did it. I 671 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,839 Speaker 1: didn't do it. And remember that. Oh god, if if 672 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,560 Speaker 1: he was not Hannity's attorney, that means his client list 673 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 1: was a total of two Yeah, Elliott Broidy and Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, 674 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 1: I mean here's the thing, Like, great, you want to 675 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,320 Speaker 1: now say you want to completely contradict the testimony Cohen 676 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,480 Speaker 1: gave under oath um, So that will more than likely 677 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,360 Speaker 1: get you come to Capitol Hill for free pass and 678 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,000 Speaker 1: talk to us on the record, because you're saying, what now, 679 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,439 Speaker 1: Because this person already he pleaded guilty to making these 680 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,759 Speaker 1: payments at the direction of Donald Trump. You know, if 681 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,640 Speaker 1: it was his idea, why did Trump fucking pay him 682 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,960 Speaker 1: back personally with a check. There are so many things 683 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,319 Speaker 1: that are just there right in front of you that 684 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:55,880 Speaker 1: already negate everything Michael Sean Hannity's claiming, right, So maybe, 685 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,520 Speaker 1: I mean, maybe his thought is just that there's no 686 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:03,080 Speaker 1: way to contradict it, Like there's no legal way that 687 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,399 Speaker 1: you can prove. So he could go to Capitol Hill. 688 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,399 Speaker 1: And because he told me twelve times, Yeah, twelve times, 689 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,920 Speaker 1: I counted first record them. How do you know it's 690 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,560 Speaker 1: twelve times a lot of times for anyone to tell 691 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,720 Speaker 1: you anything. Twelve times. It's like, yeah, dude, we already 692 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,000 Speaker 1: talked about this, and I counted each of the time. 693 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:25,680 Speaker 1: That's a lot at quietly, remember, right, I don't even 694 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,719 Speaker 1: know has anyone ever told anybody something that many times, like, 695 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 1: I don't. I can't even think of a moment where 696 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,719 Speaker 1: unless it's like some of you like remember to bring 697 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,719 Speaker 1: back paper towels. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Parenting, 698 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,239 Speaker 1: it's a parenting technique. I don't have boobs. That that 699 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend told me many times. I did not. 700 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,239 Speaker 1: I did not say that he had them. Oh but 701 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,759 Speaker 1: that's like I remember hearing a bunch of times, is 702 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,480 Speaker 1: that he would say that. Yeah, that's the only thing 703 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,799 Speaker 1: I remember ever hearing he would keep telling you that 704 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 1: he doesn't have boobs. I never said he did, right, 705 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,719 Speaker 1: He's like, I don't have boobs. I don't say that. 706 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:06,279 Speaker 1: Sounds like a very secure man. I'm sure that relationship flourished. Yeah, well, 707 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,759 Speaker 1: uh well, for the record, Sean Hannah doesn't have boobs either. 708 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,680 Speaker 1: They're freaking pecks because he does. M M a bro 709 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,440 Speaker 1: so funk what you heard or saw in very right 710 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,280 Speaker 1: in front of you with your own eyes. But yeah, 711 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 1: this is again just another thing where you get two 712 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,080 Speaker 1: idiots lying to each other out loud. It's on TV, 713 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,879 Speaker 1: and now like that, he hasn't officially been summoned yet. 714 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 1: But a lot of the Democrats who saw this were like, 715 00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 1: oh wow, okay, yeah, he'll probably be hearing from us 716 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,200 Speaker 1: very shortly. Yeah, it's stunning to me how many people 717 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,440 Speaker 1: are willing to go down with the Trump ship. What 718 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,280 Speaker 1: do you think they just don't know yet that it's bad. 719 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,640 Speaker 1: I just think that he's willing to lie under oath 720 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,279 Speaker 1: on Trump's behalf right, So he's just he doesn't give 721 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,600 Speaker 1: a ship that the Democrats are gonna ask him to testify, 722 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,759 Speaker 1: and it probably isn't a thing that people are going 723 00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,200 Speaker 1: to be able to contradict. Yeah, well, I mean it's 724 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,560 Speaker 1: hard to prove that something never happened, right, Yeah, well, 725 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,080 Speaker 1: we at least we can prove the earth is flat, right, Yes, 726 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,279 Speaker 1: Later in the episode, we'll get to that. Whit are 727 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,560 Speaker 1: you saying the earth is flat because you think I 728 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,560 Speaker 1: have boobs? I don't have boobs. I don't if that's 729 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,839 Speaker 1: what you're implying, I don't have boobs? All right, we're 730 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,640 Speaker 1: gonna take a quick you guys do that much more 731 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:36,279 Speaker 1: context and we're back, and let's talk about all the 732 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,120 Speaker 1: good ship that you can find on Amazon. You guys, 733 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:47,399 Speaker 1: if you search vaccine on Amazon, because if you're trying 734 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,799 Speaker 1: to find a book that will give you more information 735 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,160 Speaker 1: on vaccinations, and you know you've heard that there's a 736 00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 1: vaccination controversy, because it's shocking how many celebrities are anti 737 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,719 Speaker 1: axers now, like Robert de Niro's an anti vaxers. Yeah, 738 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:12,720 Speaker 1: Tony Braxton antivax Yeah, oh my god, the vaccinate my heart. Uh. 739 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,600 Speaker 1: But when you do it. So, a recent search for 740 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,720 Speaker 1: vaccine on Amazon yield a search page dominated by anti 741 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,840 Speaker 1: vax or content. Of the eighteen books and movies listed 742 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:27,040 Speaker 1: on the search page, fifteen contained anti vax or content. Um, 743 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:31,120 Speaker 1: And that's kind of fu Yeah, because people if they're 744 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,600 Speaker 1: really you know you, if you're on Amazon for books, 745 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,960 Speaker 1: you're assuming their books based on fucking reality, right, Uh. 746 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,040 Speaker 1: And it could be someone who's like I would love 747 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,759 Speaker 1: to see some kind of like an actual doctor's like 748 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,600 Speaker 1: a book about the importance of vaccinations. And then if 749 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,680 Speaker 1: you're overwhelmed with that, how are you supposed to fucking 750 00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,920 Speaker 1: filter like what is real? What is not? So I'm 751 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,320 Speaker 1: just realizing this. They wouldn't list my book about mom sex, 752 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: but they got this. Yeah, what's your way? Hold on? 753 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,520 Speaker 1: Who hold on? Now? Your book about mom sex? We. Uh, 754 00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: it's from Devastator Press. It's called mom Presents. I think 755 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,560 Speaker 1: these guys are hot stuff. And we found a bunch 756 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: of stock photo dads who look really out of it, 757 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 1: and we wrote little bios and they wouldn't put that 758 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,360 Speaker 1: on Amazon for what was the reason. I do not know. Wow, 759 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:25,680 Speaker 1: maybe needed more anti vax or content. I mean, yes, yeah, 760 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,080 Speaker 1: we did kind of fail. There. We we did fail there, 761 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,960 Speaker 1: we did. We we added some conspiracies about pong. Oh, 762 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,359 Speaker 1: but that wasn't enough. That wasn't enough. Wasn't fire enough 763 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,440 Speaker 1: of it? No, No, that guy wouldn't even sue us. 764 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 1: We were so upset, he said, he. We said, you 765 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:48,000 Speaker 1: recite the Magnavox lawsuit to keep yourself from coming sue us. Uh. 766 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:53,400 Speaker 1: And the book titles are designed to seem science e like. 767 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 1: One of the books is Miller's Review of Critical Vaccine Studies, 768 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 1: four hundred important scientific papers summarized by parents and researchers. 769 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,400 Speaker 1: They get you at the end, because why are you 770 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,600 Speaker 1: having parents summarized by a parent? The Vaccine Friendly Plan 771 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,080 Speaker 1: Dr Paul's Safe and Effective Approach to Immunity and Health 772 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,080 Speaker 1: from pregnancy through your child's teen years uh, and both 773 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,760 Speaker 1: of those, by the way, feature Amazon's best seller tag, 774 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,040 Speaker 1: and both of them are have anti vax or content. 775 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,319 Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, you should know anything with 776 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,600 Speaker 1: that best seller tag book or not is bullshit, right 777 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,799 Speaker 1: if you buy anything whenever I see but even if 778 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm trying to looking for USB cable, I'm like, nope, 779 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,759 Speaker 1: not that one. Yeah, because that's like the one that 780 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 1: everyone has, and it is probably just melts down very 781 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,040 Speaker 1: quickly anyway. But yeah, it is interesting to have it 782 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,839 Speaker 1: get sort of these little tags of validation, like it's 783 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,040 Speaker 1: a best seller. It's next to books that might have 784 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:49,000 Speaker 1: actually been written with like legitimate medical research, and then 785 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,799 Speaker 1: you have these other ones. Vaxed from Cover Up to Catastrophe. Well, yeah, 786 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,239 Speaker 1: that's actually a movie that's on Amazon Prime that they 787 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,680 Speaker 1: offer on Amazon Prime. It's a movie that was dropped 788 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,040 Speaker 1: from the Tribeca Film Festival for being like too fucked 789 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:08,600 Speaker 1: up exactly, so he didn't I think he got it 790 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,160 Speaker 1: put in the door, and then people were like, oh, 791 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 1: this is anti scientific bullshit. But yeah, Amazon Prime has 792 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: documentaries quote unquote that suggests that vaccination is bad, Vaccines 793 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,960 Speaker 1: on Trials, vacs from Cover Up to Catastrophe, and yeah, 794 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,160 Speaker 1: it keeps going. Just like, it's not just vaccine theory. 795 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,480 Speaker 1: There's also things like the Greatest Lie on Earth, proof 796 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:39,120 Speaker 1: that our world is not a moving globe. That's by 797 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,760 Speaker 1: Edward Henry. That construction of the title is our removing 798 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:49,840 Speaker 1: globe globe. Right, It's okay. They need to find a 799 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,799 Speaker 1: way because saying that the Earth is not round is 800 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,839 Speaker 1: like has the association of madness, and so they're like, 801 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: here's another way. The convented that not a moving globe. 802 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,440 Speaker 1: And the description is this book reveals the evil forces 803 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,840 Speaker 1: behind the heliocentric deception and why scientists and the Christian 804 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,759 Speaker 1: churches have gone along with it. And it includes a 805 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:20,440 Speaker 1: passage claiming that quote homosexual culture promotes sex with children. Uh, 806 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:26,200 Speaker 1: how did that get it? Man? So Aristarchus, Copernicus, Kepler, 807 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:33,399 Speaker 1: and Galileo were wrong, right, funk with heliocentricity. Sorry, but 808 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,719 Speaker 1: I just again, I like how it's just sort of 809 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,600 Speaker 1: bringing this global thing like religion is behind it too, 810 00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,560 Speaker 1: sing conspiracy theorists are more intersectional than we are, and 811 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,000 Speaker 1: that is fucked up. Seriously, they're the most sexual. Yeah, well, 812 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,800 Speaker 1: I mean well he gets very intersexual. With a certain passage, 813 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,920 Speaker 1: a person who bought the book found a passage in 814 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,960 Speaker 1: there that just said that homosexual culture promotes sex with children. Yeah. 815 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,520 Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk that has to do 816 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,279 Speaker 1: with the flat earth, right, but these are kind of 817 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,000 Speaker 1: takes that a flat earther would have. Also questions the 818 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Speaker 1: moon landing and disputes the narrative of the Holocaust. There's 819 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,359 Speaker 1: there's no that's a different one. Oh that's the next book. 820 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,040 Speaker 1: Just for a second, allow me to read you this 821 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: passage from the book that is is about the flat earth, okay, 822 00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,400 Speaker 1: and somehow they had to devote a few paragraphs to homosexuality. 823 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,200 Speaker 1: I have no idea what this has to do with 824 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,759 Speaker 1: the flat earth. It says homosexual publications openly promote pederasty. 825 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,440 Speaker 1: Is that I didn't know that word, and are often 826 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,160 Speaker 1: populated with travel ads for sex tours to Burma, the Philippines, 827 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,680 Speaker 1: Sri Lanka, Thailand, and other countries infamous for boy prostitution. 828 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: Baldin reveals that the most popular travel guide, homosexual Spartacus 829 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,640 Speaker 1: Gay Guides, is replete with information about where to find 830 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,280 Speaker 1: boys for sex and as a friendly warning list penalties 831 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,240 Speaker 1: in various countries for sodomy with boys If caught. There's 832 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,240 Speaker 1: nothing about the flat earth. It goes on. Well, because 833 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,640 Speaker 1: all right, now think about it, stay with me here, okay, okay, 834 00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:04,240 Speaker 1: Now if the Earth is round, uh, then that makes 835 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,600 Speaker 1: so like maybe they think other countries are involved in 836 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:12,359 Speaker 1: the conspiracy, like because you because you have to have 837 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,400 Speaker 1: like around globe for other countries for international travel to 838 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,880 Speaker 1: make sense. Then it must be a vast conspiracy involving airlines, 839 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: right and sol and tourism, the tourism bureau must be 840 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:32,680 Speaker 1: heavily involved, right, I you honestly lost me really, well, 841 00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,759 Speaker 1: how how do you explain international travel? If the Earth 842 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:41,279 Speaker 1: is flat? Is Australia's fake? Do they believe Australia's fake 843 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,120 Speaker 1: flat earthers? Yeah? Remember we always talked about what do 844 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,799 Speaker 1: Australian flat earthers thing? They're pissed, Yeah, because it's a 845 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,560 Speaker 1: violent denial of their exist I mean, there couldn't be 846 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,239 Speaker 1: a worse position to be than the Australian flat earthern 847 00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,279 Speaker 1: bloody hill mate, I don't exist, right right? Uh? So 848 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,799 Speaker 1: there's up next. We have a book that questions the 849 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,640 Speaker 1: moon landing and disputes the narrative of the Holocaust. It's 850 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,280 Speaker 1: called and I suppose we didn't go to the moon either, 851 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,799 Speaker 1: the Beatles, the Holocaust, and other mass illusions. I'm sorry, 852 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,000 Speaker 1: why are the Beatles even there with the moon? Hold 853 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,320 Speaker 1: onto your butt, Miles, because this is about to start 854 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,839 Speaker 1: making a whole lot more sense. This book demonstrates with 855 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,319 Speaker 1: scientific argument and empirical proof, that man did not go 856 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,120 Speaker 1: to the moon, that Paul McCartney was replaced after his 857 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,680 Speaker 1: death in nineteen sixty six, and that the official narrative 858 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:37,279 Speaker 1: the Holocaust cannot be sustained. Uh yeah, Also something be 859 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,240 Speaker 1: Laden was not killed by the Navy seals. Uh. Saddam 860 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:45,120 Speaker 1: Hussein was not hung. It was one of his doubles. 861 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:50,200 Speaker 1: So it's just all all conspiracies are true. Of the wait, 862 00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,439 Speaker 1: what is my great aunt just made a very bad 863 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:57,520 Speaker 1: tattoo decision? Yeah, it's fine. What is the nineteen sixties 864 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 1: six Paul McCartney thing? I have not heard. I don't 865 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,680 Speaker 1: know that Paul is dead thing? Oh yeah, so there was. Yeah, 866 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,520 Speaker 1: there was a whole thing where if you played or like, 867 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,520 Speaker 1: if you listen to the background or played something backwards, 868 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,440 Speaker 1: it sounded like they were nine Revolution number nine if 869 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,400 Speaker 1: you play it backwards or if you listen to the 870 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,600 Speaker 1: background or something. It says Paul is dead. Play it backwards, 871 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,520 Speaker 1: it says Paul is dead and Paul is doomed. I 872 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,400 Speaker 1: could be wrong, and that's all the evidence and no, 873 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,319 Speaker 1: But then there's all sorts of things Abbey Road cover. 874 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,959 Speaker 1: He's the only one not wearing shoes, which why would 875 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,640 Speaker 1: they do that if he wasn't dead, Miles, if he 876 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:38,800 Speaker 1: wasn't dead, why was he not wearing shoes? By that logic, 877 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,479 Speaker 1: Japanese people when they're in their homes are dead too. 878 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,800 Speaker 1: They don't have their shoes. Wait, you didn't know Japanese 879 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,640 Speaker 1: people are dead women, Well, then you're looking at a 880 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:50,520 Speaker 1: motherfucking ghost. But there they have like all these photographs, 881 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: like comparisons where they're like here's Paul before, here he 882 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,719 Speaker 1: is after. Okay, enough said, what was the difference as 883 00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,759 Speaker 1: a beard? Yeah, basically I feel in my mind that's 884 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,560 Speaker 1: the phases of McCartney. I'm a haircut truth. And then 885 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,520 Speaker 1: so is the idea that's motivating the conspiracy to hide 886 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,279 Speaker 1: his death is that if people found out he was dead, 887 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,120 Speaker 1: the Beatles would be just their career would collapse. Yeah, 888 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:23,200 Speaker 1: I guess that they really he already like he's probably 889 00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:27,560 Speaker 1: did the best after that, right, yeah, after six Yeah, 890 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,759 Speaker 1: so they thought that they Paul died, they went and 891 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,799 Speaker 1: found some schmow who kind of looked like him, and 892 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:40,719 Speaker 1: then he happened to be more musically talented than e 893 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,520 Speaker 1: uh that guy wrote yesterday, I kind of need to 894 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,839 Speaker 1: read that. It's I have a feeling that that that 895 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,160 Speaker 1: theory just falls apart in the first two sentences. But 896 00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 1: it's basically that there was you know, people had discovered drugs, 897 00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,640 Speaker 1: but there wasn't enough me to keep their minds occupied. 898 00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 1: Yet they were obsessed with That's exactly whatever whatever was 899 00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,239 Speaker 1: coming out at the time, and so they you know, 900 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,080 Speaker 1: I have a lot of sex, and they do you 901 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,239 Speaker 1: believe conspiracy theory. You seem to know a lot because 902 00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,800 Speaker 1: you were like, well, the appy rogue thing, and I 903 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,200 Speaker 1: was like, I know a lot of beetle stuff, right right, right, 904 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,840 Speaker 1: But you don't. But you do believe that Palm McCartney 905 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,880 Speaker 1: is the same, and you're willing to say that under yes, 906 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,480 Speaker 1: I just want to check. You know, he's a robot, 907 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,520 Speaker 1: right of course obviously, And I suppose we didn't go 908 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:40,799 Speaker 1: to the moon either. What a fucking flipping title, like, yeah, 909 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,960 Speaker 1: and cram the Holocaust in there under this for good measure. Yeah, 910 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,560 Speaker 1: just so you get all the anti Semitic fucking weirdos 911 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,840 Speaker 1: to be like, oh finally, and of course there is 912 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,600 Speaker 1: an appearance from our greatest modern conspiracy theory, q and 913 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,279 Speaker 1: on Amazon is just littered with q and on literature. 914 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,400 Speaker 1: They've been telling us at the website I work for 915 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,320 Speaker 1: to kill ourselves for a long time. Oh really, yeah, 916 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,640 Speaker 1: I think I told you about this. Yeah. Yeah, it's 917 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,840 Speaker 1: just a conflation of we are not a successful website, 918 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:16,399 Speaker 1: which website funny ears, and I'm saying that we're not 919 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,759 Speaker 1: doing that great because it's satire. No satire side success, right, 920 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,720 Speaker 1: because it's a website. Yes that isn't Facebook or Amazon exactly. 921 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,040 Speaker 1: Jack starting to crap, But no, it's just it's just 922 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,080 Speaker 1: an accidental conflation of all of the things that they believe. 923 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,759 Speaker 1: It is started by a child star who had a 924 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,160 Speaker 1: pizza themed band and oh yeah, you guys are in. 925 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,640 Speaker 1: We did a promotion with Voodoo Donuts, which is their 926 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,719 Speaker 1: new pizza gate place. It is Voodoo Donuts is the 927 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,239 Speaker 1: new comic pizza And we have a lot of satanic 928 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,600 Speaker 1: imagery on our site because it's a satire site. And 929 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,440 Speaker 1: we have a lot of bad parenting advice on our 930 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:57,480 Speaker 1: site because we're satirizing Goop, right, So it's just a 931 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: conflation of all of the things they believe. Shout out 932 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,240 Speaker 1: to the Q and on people who are really hoping 933 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,280 Speaker 1: they're working hard. Man, hey man, When Mueller starts throwing 934 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,680 Speaker 1: Hillary and Obama and jail, who's gonna be laughing there? Yeah, 935 00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,120 Speaker 1: Trump is the one who is going to save us 936 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,839 Speaker 1: from pedophiles. That's right, that's the truth. But I just 937 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,000 Speaker 1: want to quote the Great Our Bible Q and on 938 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,879 Speaker 1: the Great Awakening book number one, wherein they say when 939 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,760 Speaker 1: light is focused, it can burn through anything. Not true. Uh, 940 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,640 Speaker 1: we're here to research, not to ship post. When the 941 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,600 Speaker 1: Great Awakening happens, we must already have an encyclopedia of 942 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,640 Speaker 1: knowledge ready to red pill. Uh oh man, And the 943 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:47,600 Speaker 1: book's fucking yeah, man, fucking shame. They know they're really 944 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,000 Speaker 1: swinging for the capitalists. But I mean, they like, think 945 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:56,240 Speaker 1: about the people who are Team Q are probably willing 946 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,120 Speaker 1: to pay that, and there's not a lot of them, 947 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,799 Speaker 1: but they're extremely motivated because they don't get invited Thanksgiving anymore, right, 948 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,239 Speaker 1: so they're like, God, please, well it's the most desperate, 949 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,840 Speaker 1: you know, end of that spectrum where you have to 950 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,839 Speaker 1: really outright deny everything that's in front of you and 951 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,000 Speaker 1: say no, the Robert Mother thing is actually a total 952 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 1: illusion because to acknowledge the reality would just shatter the 953 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,720 Speaker 1: version that of reality I'm operating. Okay, cool, I get 954 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,720 Speaker 1: why that's in such an attractive conspiracy because to believe 955 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,439 Speaker 1: that pedophiles are organized and come from like a single source. Yeah, 956 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,840 Speaker 1: that's that's tolerable, right right, you can you can tackle 957 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,520 Speaker 1: that sure, right right right, Yeah, we just need to 958 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,080 Speaker 1: It's a house of cards that ultimately, Yeah, what's a 959 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,439 Speaker 1: good clean explanation for the shitty things in the world, 960 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,160 Speaker 1: just like any like those those conspiracies are all the 961 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,840 Speaker 1: false flag shooting things like it's so much it's so 962 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,040 Speaker 1: much nicer. We speaking of false flag you can if 963 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,760 Speaker 1: you can Amazon Prime, do you search on Amazon Prime. 964 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,560 Speaker 1: One of their documentaries on nine eleven is Loose Change 965 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:05,080 Speaker 1: thing every college bros like a dude change Whenever some 966 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,919 Speaker 1: dude asks me like, hey, why are so women into 967 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,880 Speaker 1: astrology and crystals? I have never ever heard a woman 968 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:15,800 Speaker 1: bring up that movie? Right, Astrology and crystals are harmless 969 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:20,520 Speaker 1: career to that ship, oh and any good news in 970 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,760 Speaker 1: the world. To complete the circle. There's a whole industry 971 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,680 Speaker 1: of fake reviewers who you can prop your ship books, 972 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,280 Speaker 1: so that yeah, there's like they are these Facebook groups 973 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,320 Speaker 1: called Amazon review Club and Amazon Reviewers Group where you 974 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,160 Speaker 1: can just go shopping for somebody to give your bullshit 975 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,840 Speaker 1: book a five star review. Oh, so then you can 976 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,440 Speaker 1: give you know, some validity to your Like, don't inject 977 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,439 Speaker 1: your child with mercury, because then his brain will melt 978 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,440 Speaker 1: and the illuminating him to say whatever the fuck you 979 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,720 Speaker 1: need them to say to combat the truth. I mean, so, 980 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,520 Speaker 1: is there a countermeasure to this? So that Federal Trade 981 00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:02,479 Speaker 1: Commission is finally getting involved with regulating Amazon reviews, which 982 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,760 Speaker 1: is wild and it's it's basically the whole problem with 983 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,320 Speaker 1: the entire Internet, and anybody who worked on the Internet 984 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,520 Speaker 1: in the first place and tried to do any amount 985 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,480 Speaker 1: of crowdsourcing knows is that the second you open up 986 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,840 Speaker 1: to a lot of users, it's fucking impossible to control, 987 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,480 Speaker 1: right Yeah, yeah, yeah, So no insults were started by 988 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:25,360 Speaker 1: a woman I know. Yeah, accidentally lost control of that 989 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,680 Speaker 1: car a long long time ago. Uh, let's talk about 990 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,560 Speaker 1: fast food, thank god. Some good news. Yes, No, shout 991 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,040 Speaker 1: out to all the Canadian zeigang who hit me up 992 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,240 Speaker 1: with all of their reviews of that spicy chicken sandwich 993 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,840 Speaker 1: last week. You're doing the Lord's War. Apparently it is spicy. Well, 994 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,240 Speaker 1: you know, some people, it all depends. Some people are like, man, 995 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,800 Speaker 1: this is not heat. Some people are like, it's a 996 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:53,360 Speaker 1: little bit spicy. At least it's something Canadian spicy compared 997 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:59,480 Speaker 1: to American Canadian spicy is in America is just black pepper. Um. Yeah, 998 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,960 Speaker 1: if it's anything like what I but yeah, I'm a 999 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,200 Speaker 1: feeling it's kind of spicy. But anyway, I tell you guys, yeah, 1000 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,720 Speaker 1: thanks for catching me up. And you know, I might 1001 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,560 Speaker 1: take you guys up on some of those offers to 1002 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,920 Speaker 1: sleep on your couch. But yes, recently in science digests, 1003 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,320 Speaker 1: they just published a study not through them exclusively, about 1004 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,840 Speaker 1: an analysis of fast food over thirty years. And how 1005 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,640 Speaker 1: do we take bets on what the conclusion was of this. 1006 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,920 Speaker 1: It's about the overall healthiness of fast food. So, I 1007 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,280 Speaker 1: mean there's been a health craze lately. McDonald's introduced all 1008 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,200 Speaker 1: those salads. Uh, they now have to put the nutritional 1009 01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:41,400 Speaker 1: information on the menu, so I'm assuming it's bad, but 1010 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,240 Speaker 1: not as bad as it used to be. Wow, bad, 1011 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,640 Speaker 1: so just slightly. We've gotten actually we've progressed better. Yeah, 1012 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,600 Speaker 1: because now they have healthy options. Well great, um no, 1013 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,880 Speaker 1: it's actually the unhealthiest it's ever fucking been. So r 1014 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,320 Speaker 1: I p your body. They did an analysis of the 1015 01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:01,360 Speaker 1: top ten fast food restaurants in sixteen, and after they 1016 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,480 Speaker 1: combed through everything, they found that like entree sizes increased 1017 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:07,880 Speaker 1: by thirty nine Graham's ninety calories at a thirteen point 1018 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:12,400 Speaker 1: eight percent more sodium. Sides like fries had more forty 1019 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,360 Speaker 1: two more calories, a nearly twelve increase in sodium. But 1020 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,840 Speaker 1: it did say desserts are the had the absolute largest 1021 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,880 Speaker 1: increase in calories, about almost two hundred on average. Uh so, 1022 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,040 Speaker 1: who the thought? You know? The ship is getting crazier? 1023 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,480 Speaker 1: I wonder, I do wonder why you feel like I 1024 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,040 Speaker 1: don't know. The only thing, the only good thing that 1025 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,400 Speaker 1: they pointed to was like, well, there's more diverse offerings 1026 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,600 Speaker 1: than ever before, but it's still garbage. Isn't that kind 1027 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:41,120 Speaker 1: of the problem, Because if it's a capitalist system, more 1028 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,920 Speaker 1: diverse offerings have to be propped up by more more consumption. 1029 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,640 Speaker 1: Across all those different offers. Yeah, that's called pickle down theory, right, Yeah, 1030 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,800 Speaker 1: I just uh, that's not gonna stop me from eating bastroot. 1031 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,560 Speaker 1: That's why I gotta eat it in moderation, you know 1032 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,200 Speaker 1: what I mean. Don't eat it, don't need it every 1033 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,520 Speaker 1: other day like I do, right, Okay, I eat it 1034 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,440 Speaker 1: every day. Okay, I eat twice a day. Oh no, okay, 1035 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,880 Speaker 1: I haven't had not fast food in three years. Well, Hannah, 1036 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,000 Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure of having you. We're gonna have 1037 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:16,040 Speaker 1: an intervention for miles after. Yeah, man, where can people 1038 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:20,400 Speaker 1: find you? Um? On Twitter? I am at Hannah Michael's 1039 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:26,040 Speaker 1: and that is spelled like, uh, you wouldn't believe h 1040 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,320 Speaker 1: A n A M I C h E l S. 1041 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,480 Speaker 1: I don't. They forgot the a. I just forgot. That's 1042 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:37,640 Speaker 1: a cool name, though, I mean it's it's fun. I 1043 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,720 Speaker 1: mean my mom almost named me Hanna Liora, and that 1044 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,040 Speaker 1: would have been like the equivalent of tattooing jew on 1045 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:47,480 Speaker 1: my forehead. Hana Liora sounds like a eighties I think 1046 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,320 Speaker 1: of puff, the magic Dragon and a land called Hannah. Yeah, 1047 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,959 Speaker 1: I get that a lot. I get the Magic Dragon 1048 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,400 Speaker 1: a lot. Man Hell I heard from that last Hell, yeah, 1049 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,840 Speaker 1: devil's in the details. I get a han sol uh 1050 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,160 Speaker 1: Hana Montana. People think it's yeah, the only funny one 1051 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,400 Speaker 1: ever got in high school. Uh, bullied relentlessly, but it 1052 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:14,479 Speaker 1: was too funny. Honarrhea. What happened to that? What happened 1053 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:24,360 Speaker 1: to that? Fine person? Uh? They're doing very well? Yeah. Uh? 1054 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,240 Speaker 1: Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? A? Yes? Um, 1055 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,320 Speaker 1: can anyone here do and Andrew dice Clay impression? Yeah? 1056 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,240 Speaker 1: Hell yes, Okay, then I'm going to give you this 1057 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,439 Speaker 1: tweet to read without it. It has to be read. Okay, 1058 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,600 Speaker 1: I got it. Okay, I'm not the best Andrew dice 1059 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,280 Speaker 1: Clay guy. But here we go. And this is a conversation. 1060 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,400 Speaker 1: So why don't you play me and I'll play Andrew 1061 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:48,400 Speaker 1: dice Clay. Just so this tweet reads probably okay, Andrew 1062 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,240 Speaker 1: dice Clay, here we go. This is from Yes Andrew. So, hey, 1063 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,400 Speaker 1: the dice Man is a character. Oh so you don't 1064 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,800 Speaker 1: actually act or look like that. No, I do. But 1065 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,360 Speaker 1: when I'm doing dice Man, I wear a special jacket. 1066 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:05,680 Speaker 1: Man Jesus Andrew dice Clay. He was great and a 1067 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,440 Speaker 1: star was born I could not believe that I was 1068 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:13,280 Speaker 1: looking at the dice man. He is a special person because, um, 1069 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,480 Speaker 1: he's probably the only person that you can like even 1070 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,040 Speaker 1: mention him and just hear all the vaginas dry up. 1071 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,600 Speaker 1: You can just feel directed aggressive style. I remember the 1072 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,600 Speaker 1: first time I ever or like smoked like a cigarette 1073 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:31,200 Speaker 1: in high school, like at a party, and no one 1074 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,400 Speaker 1: knew what I was doing, and I just I faded 1075 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:38,080 Speaker 1: to the back. Uh, Miles, where can people find you? You 1076 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,240 Speaker 1: You can find me follow me on Twitter and Instagram 1077 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,960 Speaker 1: at Miles of Gray. Also you can find us. Uh 1078 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:48,240 Speaker 1: doing a live show this Saturday, March nine at Dynasty 1079 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,680 Speaker 1: Typewriter with the Bechdel Cast, a joint live show daily 1080 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,640 Speaker 1: that guy's Backdel Cast. Yeah, let him know what those 1081 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,480 Speaker 1: high syrens. Uh. Yeah, So please come out and get 1082 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,840 Speaker 1: your tickets. There's a couple left, so buy them up. 1083 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,960 Speaker 1: Just what we're talking about, Yeah, we're gonna talk. It'll 1084 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,040 Speaker 1: be a little bit of a year in review and 1085 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,880 Speaker 1: a movie review, like a little bit of what we do, 1086 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,320 Speaker 1: examining the zeitgeist and a little bit of what they do, 1087 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:16,040 Speaker 1: examining of the year. In the film The Matricks, which 1088 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,320 Speaker 1: Jamie Loftus has not seen, but she did promise that 1089 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,080 Speaker 1: she will watch it for the performance. They have done 1090 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,360 Speaker 1: an episode on the major and she and she did 1091 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,479 Speaker 1: not see it then, but she pretended she had, which 1092 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,480 Speaker 1: is one of my great one of my favorite facts. 1093 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,200 Speaker 1: I told her I will be very upset if she 1094 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,600 Speaker 1: doesn't watch it for the thing. But you know, I 1095 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,920 Speaker 1: can't control Jamie Loftus is a god. It moves in 1096 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,040 Speaker 1: its own way. I can't control the I can't control 1097 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,400 Speaker 1: the sun. A tweet I like, it's from Mark normand 1098 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,400 Speaker 1: uh it's a gay guy. I love muscular men group. 1099 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,000 Speaker 1: Good for you, get it boy, straight guy. I like 1100 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,040 Speaker 1: thin women with large breast group. Typical man. What a 1101 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,800 Speaker 1: pig lesbian? I also like those kind of women group. Yeah, girl, 1102 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,720 Speaker 1: enjoy those ladies. Yeah, what's up from my men's rights 1103 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:03,120 Speaker 1: activists out there? Also another one is just from Sea 1104 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,360 Speaker 1: Pack last week. A lot of all right people who 1105 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,600 Speaker 1: have been like banned from Twitter and like the real 1106 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,440 Speaker 1: nasty Fox who are just dealing like just straight up 1107 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:15,120 Speaker 1: bullshit racism, not even like I'm hiding behind fiscal conservatism 1108 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,680 Speaker 1: to just to find my racism, like the overt fucker's 1109 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:22,080 Speaker 1: so Jacob Wohl, Uh, the great prodigy of the hipster 1110 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,440 Speaker 1: coffee shop overheard tweet he was banned from seapack and 1111 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,240 Speaker 1: had a real problem people like to homie. Jared Holt 1112 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,920 Speaker 1: from right Wing Watch got in and he was like, oh, 1113 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,200 Speaker 1: how does this guy get in? But I can't he 1114 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,880 Speaker 1: had he So someone tweeted Caleb a Karma at Caleb 1115 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,880 Speaker 1: Akarma just posted this photo of him, Like in this lobby, 1116 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,440 Speaker 1: it says, Jacob wool is giving his sepack presser well 1117 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,840 Speaker 1: flanked by a tiny security guard with a single AirPod 1118 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,680 Speaker 1: in his ear. And it's just this Really, it's like 1119 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:52,680 Speaker 1: the least intimidating security guard I've ever seen this single 1120 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,320 Speaker 1: air pod. I think the single AirPod is meant to 1121 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,760 Speaker 1: like mimic like a in the Secret Service. Uh. And 1122 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,520 Speaker 1: young Jacob just looks so dejected. Um, I hate to see. 1123 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,600 Speaker 1: You know, terrible people get platforms. Wait I don't. Um. 1124 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,680 Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's another one. I like more of 1125 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:12,520 Speaker 1: a visual one. You can find me on Twitter at 1126 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:16,600 Speaker 1: Jack Underscore O'Brien. Uh few tweets I like picks. Later, 1127 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,920 Speaker 1: Boat tweeted, we's are fans, please just write good songs. 1128 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,920 Speaker 1: Rivers Cuoma fuck you. Our new album is called Memes 1129 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:27,720 Speaker 1: and Damn Daniel played slide whistle on every track. Has 1130 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,680 Speaker 1: Davnport tweeted, now that all the bees are dying, you 1131 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,400 Speaker 1: have to be extra careful when you see a bee 1132 01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,000 Speaker 1: because it must be one of the strongest ones. It's 1133 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:39,400 Speaker 1: just a good, good advice. Uh. And j Wick tweeted 1134 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,800 Speaker 1: Seapack is like Coachella for people whose grandkids won't speak 1135 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:47,560 Speaker 1: to them anymore. Oh, she's great. And Doug Benson tweeted, 1136 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,640 Speaker 1: Anthony Keatis is right with burger shave. It's a lonely 1137 01:07:50,760 --> 01:08:00,000 Speaker 1: view with the Burger shave is lonely. And Carol Hartzell tweeted, 1138 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,520 Speaker 1: like every woman, I keep two hair things on my 1139 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,080 Speaker 1: wrist at all times, one for impromptu ponytails and one 1140 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:10,160 Speaker 1: for choking out enemies. You should know that guys. Let 1141 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,600 Speaker 1: them know. Let them know. Uh. You can find us 1142 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,920 Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily zeygeis for at the Daily Zekeeis 1143 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,240 Speaker 1: on Instagram, we have Facebook fan page and a website 1144 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:21,000 Speaker 1: Daily zekeeis dot com, where we post our episodes and 1145 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,760 Speaker 1: our footnote. We link off to the information that we 1146 01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,599 Speaker 1: talked about today's episode, as well as the song we 1147 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,400 Speaker 1: ride out on. What's that going to be? Oh, this 1148 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,960 Speaker 1: is a little collab from part Time and Aerial pink 1149 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,960 Speaker 1: uh and it is called I Can Treat You Better. 1150 01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:39,519 Speaker 1: And yeah, let's just you know, let's try and treat 1151 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,120 Speaker 1: each other better. You know, there's a lot of a 1152 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:44,120 Speaker 1: lot of pain out there, a lot of misinformation. But 1153 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,559 Speaker 1: if we can treat each other better, we may find 1154 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:49,120 Speaker 1: a solution to this thing, you know. And that's been 1155 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,479 Speaker 1: called hippy top of So this is I Can Treat 1156 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,200 Speaker 1: You Better by part Time. Yeah, it's kind of got 1157 01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,559 Speaker 1: a grouper, got a little throwback five to it. So 1158 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,120 Speaker 1: if you like that style, I think you'll enjoy this 1159 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,519 Speaker 1: to Alright, we're gonna write out on that. We will 1160 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,880 Speaker 1: be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll 1161 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:30,360 Speaker 1: talk to you guys at bast night. You chott, I 1162 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:35,720 Speaker 1: can choot, you better, can cheat, you can choot. You 1163 01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:39,840 Speaker 1: can