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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many

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Speaker 1: years ago to pay my rent. That's it, one time,

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Speaker 1: one and done.

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Speaker 2: Never do it again. Never did it before?

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Speaker 1: No, no, Oh my gosh. Actually in a McDonald's bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's how easy it is. You say it

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Speaker 2: in a bag?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'm sure if anything had happened, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious thing is

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Speaker 1: the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Guardian Angel on that run.

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Speaker 1: Dang, Yeah, it was terrifying. I tried to back out

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Speaker 1: after agreeing to it. It was too late. I ended up

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Speaker 1: doing it, getting it done, and never did it again.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Il chopo.

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Speaker 2: No ee, she's never know by looking at me. Sound

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Speaker 2: I sound like it, but you know, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I have a good one.

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Speaker 2: You guys, Hey, what you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 1: So? When I was ten, this girl and her grandmother

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Speaker 1: needed a place to stay, and my parents let her

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Speaker 1: move into the house. And as soon as they moved in,

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Speaker 1: everything I had, she supposedly had and was stealing it

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Speaker 1: from me, and I could never find it. So one

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Speaker 1: day I whispered in her ear that she stood steel

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Speaker 1: money out of my sister's wallet, And as soon as

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Speaker 1: she did it, I random my parents and got her

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Speaker 1: kicked out.

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Speaker 2: You framed her, well, not really framed her, but you

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Speaker 2: did set her up. I did.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to be stealing my.

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Speaker 2: Nice world. Well it seems sounds like it worked out

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I did.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Bye.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret,