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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from twenty

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Speaker 1: four Mary Lynn Redgs cub August fourteenth through the sixteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or called

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Speaker 1: four two, five, two eight nine, seven thousands. Another jubil

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Alijanda? No? This is Alejandra? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the j is silent? Then? Who more like? More like

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Speaker 1: an age? Hi? Yes, yes, like that? Sorry, silly me. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: my name is Casey right back. I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: US Citizenship and Immigration Services Department. Oh yes, yes, welcome

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Speaker 1: to America. Oh oh, thank you so much, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It says here on my paperwork that you just moved

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Speaker 1: here from Colombia. See from Colombia. Mucos boonos Im Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what you say. Mucos boone knows? Oh okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it means hello. Is that right? Um? Much bos?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to say muchos? Oh? Maybe was that

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Speaker 1: I say? Is that not what I said? It means

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Speaker 1: very good. That means it's very good, so that you

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Speaker 1: have news for me. That's very good. Well, I was

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Speaker 1: just saying mukos BuNos. Oh okay, this is no, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: that is fine, that's good to where I said it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll stay fine. Well, I'm calling because I want to

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Speaker 1: welcome you to America and say that we've got your paperwork.

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Speaker 1: We're working through everything. I think you got it all

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Speaker 1: filled out correctly. Oh, thank you so much. The one

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Speaker 1: thing that we forgot to do though, um, I need

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Speaker 1: to schedule you for your dac senting sorry, your dac

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Speaker 1: centing appointment. Did anybody talk to you about that? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what is What is this appointment I

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Speaker 1: have to have. It's a six week mandatory course that

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Speaker 1: all new immigrants have to have. It basically strips away

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Speaker 1: your accent. And from talking to you right now, I

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Speaker 1: can tell you have a pretty heavy accent. So yes,

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Speaker 1: but you cannot take this away from me. This is

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Speaker 1: my this is where I was from, So you cannot

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Speaker 1: take this away from me. If you're worried about us

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Speaker 1: not being able to trust me, we do it all

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Speaker 1: the time. It takes about six weeks. We'll strip that

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Speaker 1: accent away. You'll be speaking like a normal American in

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Speaker 1: no time. No, No, I understand what you say is

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Speaker 1: I think I understand but I don't want to lose

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Speaker 1: my accent. My accent is part of my language, and

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Speaker 1: I do speak English. I think good I speak English,

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Speaker 1: right right, right? Well, let me just give you some

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Speaker 1: advice here, okay, because you're kind of new to this country.

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Speaker 1: We Americans are not very comfortable with accents, or really

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Speaker 1: even foreigners. I'm not sure if you met many of

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Speaker 1: US Americans yet, but we are kind of judgmental. No,

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Speaker 1: my people I meet that are they are saying my

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Speaker 1: accent is um. You say this in word in um.

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Speaker 1: They like this accent. They're telling you it's charming because

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Speaker 1: they think it's sort of like a gag or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But you want to be taken seriously in this country, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking with this. This is my accent, this

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Speaker 1: is how I speak. Put it this way, all right.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you're at one of our fine dining restaurants that

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Speaker 1: we have here in America. I know you're new here,

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Speaker 1: but why don't you try ordering a filet of fish.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the things that we have at one

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Speaker 1: of our classier places here. Can you try ordering a

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Speaker 1: filet of fish from me over the phone? Let me

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Speaker 1: hear how that would sound Okay, please give to me fish. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was totally off, totally wrong that I sound. It

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Speaker 1: sounded like sound exactly like you say. It sounded like

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Speaker 1: I want filet of fish. Oh boy, stop it stop.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're trying to order plane tickets. Trust me,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be a lot easier for you if

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Speaker 1: you get rid of that accent. But this is what

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Speaker 1: I feel for this. If you want to move my

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Speaker 1: heritage from me, I feel like he's going no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I think you're mistaken. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: remove your heritage. I love the fact that you're from

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Speaker 1: the Columbia. Was it Columbia? Yeah? I love that. I

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Speaker 1: love your heritage. I love all the things that you

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Speaker 1: people have done, Okay, like the soccer and everything. I

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Speaker 1: want you to hold out of that. I just don't

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Speaker 1: want you to have the accent anymore. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: everything that I feel out every paper, everything I talked to,

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Speaker 1: they don't tell me this. Yeah, they must have forgotten,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry about that. So when can we schedule

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Speaker 1: to the accent in class? Well? I cannot agree to this. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to have any choice. If

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Speaker 1: you want to be in America. I have to talk

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Speaker 1: to my boyfriend about this. Okay, well I've already talked

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Speaker 1: to him. You know, you talk to my boyfriend. I did.

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Speaker 1: He actually is the one that wanted me to call you.

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Speaker 1: He tell you to call me to make me take

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Speaker 1: this class. He does. He don't my accent. No, he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to call you to do a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. It's it's made up. It's a joke. You're

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Speaker 1: joking with me. Yes, your boyfriend, Terry wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you, he says. He always makes fun of your accent. Time.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh well, hey mucos BuNos. Okay, see BuNos,

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Speaker 1: I should have none when you say welcome to America.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, yeah, thank you so much. Very funny. Jog

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Speaker 1: weekend every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties out four hundred bucks six six moving