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Speaker 1: Then Jebel show on demand. And the thing about it,

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Speaker 1: she's the second one to do it. She's not even

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Speaker 1: the first person to tell me to sit out there

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Speaker 1: and wait what. Yes, I'm like dogs smell each other's butts,

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Speaker 1: they compete together. Anyway, we should probably move on something

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Speaker 1: else because I'm peating anyway. How's y'all day going? Do

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Speaker 1: you ever have a coworker who just comes into work

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Speaker 1: just ranting as soon as they opened the door, This

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Speaker 1: is about me, This is definitely about you, Christian. That's

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Speaker 1: how Christian showed up to the studio today. We started

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Speaker 1: recording midway through after he said high and then he

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Speaker 1: just kept going off and then it was dogs pe

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Speaker 1: together all the time they're supposed to. My emotions are

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Speaker 1: getting tried today. Something happened for this is the second

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Speaker 1: time it happened, you know. So I live like in

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Speaker 1: a big, like high rise apartment building, are you no?

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give him some backstory here. And

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Speaker 1: one of the main reasons I wanted this buildings because

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Speaker 1: I wanted a like specified dog walk area, right like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to take I have a

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Speaker 1: little weener dog. She doesn't like to be outside. She's

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Speaker 1: just like me, I also hate being outside, and so

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Speaker 1: she peas and goes right back upstairs. Right. So it's

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Speaker 1: one of those areas with like just a grass patch,

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Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a twenty by ten squares.

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Speaker 1: To specified that it's her dogs, you're not allowed to

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom there, Jubil, that's actually good for you

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Speaker 1: to assume that, because I probably would know. I've been

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Speaker 1: in a building before, and that was before I knew

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Speaker 1: it was a dog area when they started doing that

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Speaker 1: in buildings. I laid out just little sunbathing, and then

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Speaker 1: my friend who lived in the condo building was like,

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Speaker 1: hey man, that's for dogs. Like you definitely don't want

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Speaker 1: to lay there. So I was taking my dog out

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Speaker 1: to pee, right, and there's someone who's out there, and

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Speaker 1: they slammed the door back in my face like as

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Speaker 1: I tried to open it. I hate and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what what's going on? Like I actually thought something was wrong? Right,

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Speaker 1: So this is a one dog pe area or you

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Speaker 1: can definitely fit multiple dogs out, okay, I mean like

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Speaker 1: it's a big space. And they were like, sorry, but

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Speaker 1: you know, my dog doesn't like to be bothered. But

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Speaker 1: other people are when I'm like, guess what. I don't

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Speaker 1: like to be bothered when I pe either. That's why

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Speaker 1: I locked myself in a bathroom. Yeah, so you can't

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Speaker 1: do that with your dogs. That deal with it. And

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Speaker 1: dogs they sniff each other's butts, the other's butts, They

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Speaker 1: can pee in the same vicinity as far as I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: If you don't take them out in time, they will

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Speaker 1: go right in the middle of your living room floor

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Speaker 1: while you're watching TV. They don't mind it exactly, and

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Speaker 1: they could tell I was annoyed. Yeah, and they didn't

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Speaker 1: get it. And I'm like, it's early in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You and I both have clearly have to be at work,

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Speaker 1: my dog and I because you know, she likes to

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Speaker 1: pee and then go right back and she hates to

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Speaker 1: be outside. She was just gonna pee and we would

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Speaker 1: have been done before they got go back. They were

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Speaker 1: out there before I was. The thing is, though this

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Speaker 1: second time time. What there's apparently some owners in the

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Speaker 1: to wait until they're done. Dog owners like, look, if

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Speaker 1: you like dogs, that's cool, But there's a difference between

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Speaker 1: dog person, right, And these people literally treat their dogs

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Speaker 1: like their people, so they want them to have private restroom, right,

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Speaker 1: And they're kicking they're kicking you out or not letting

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Speaker 1: you into the super area in your building. And she's like, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, he just gets anxious. Yeah, me too. I'm

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Speaker 1: anxious right now and I'm about to freak out. I'm

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Speaker 1: about to freak out. Okay, So what did you do

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Speaker 1: when it happened the first time? I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's a thing, like maybe I just didn't know.

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Speaker 1: But then it happened the second time, I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like it. I think

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Speaker 1: it's rude to you. And if that were me and

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Speaker 1: Abby were out there, I would never tell somebody to

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Speaker 1: it's not exactly a dog making other dogs super anxious.

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Speaker 1: I mean she literally can barely move. Have you gotten

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Speaker 1: to beef in with any of your other neighbors. I

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Speaker 1: haven't even had time to talk to you. What did

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Speaker 1: you knock on someone's dorn run? Maybe I did something

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Speaker 1: like late night when I was drunk there one night.

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Speaker 1: What a terrible neighbor? YEA, honestly, don't be a bad neighbor.

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Speaker 1: People like your neighbors, especially likely I can't. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Like Juble and I, we don't want to talk to anybody,

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Speaker 1: and we don't have that many neighbors. But when we

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Speaker 1: see our neighbors, were just like, please don't talk. I

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Speaker 1: don't think our neighbors like us very much. I don't

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Speaker 1: think neighbors have ever really liked me. Are you the

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Speaker 1: bad neighbor? Yes? Yeah, but we're still good neighors of

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Speaker 1: bad neighbors because we don't want talk to you. It's cool.

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Speaker 1: But actually I've started to own it more like and now, dude,

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Speaker 1: I do the I do the friends neighbor wave like

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Speaker 1: a beast. Oh my god, Yeah, I'm so good at Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I my hands right up in the air like d

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Speaker 1: I think Dad waving like crazy. Lately we have we

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Speaker 1: have a neighbor that lives across the house. And I'll

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Speaker 1: come inside because Alex and I am read if you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, and I'll walk inside and be like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just Dad waved row hit so hard, amazing it

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Speaker 1: felt so good. Call us over right now three one

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Speaker 1: six one, text in four one oh six one. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a horrible neighbor? Are you a horrible neighbor?

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Speaker 1: But I do remember though, with the same neighbor, and

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Speaker 1: one day our driveway was empty, so we weren't home,

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Speaker 1: of our driveway. We couldn't pull in, we couldn't pull out,

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Speaker 1: and this truck, whatever it was, was there for twelve hours.

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Speaker 1: So I was so pissed, and I didn't know him

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Speaker 1: at the time yet I texted him and then I

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Speaker 1: posted my text on my social because I'm so freaking

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Speaker 1: put out about this. He couldn't even tell me. I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is what I said, Hey, the next

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Speaker 1: time that you want to block my driveway all day,

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Speaker 1: it would be nice if you gave me a heads up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and this is for me and hello, hello. I know,

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Speaker 1: but this is shortly after we moved in. And the

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Speaker 1: way that he thought about us, he probably to win

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Speaker 1: and had the conversation's life. I think they're going to

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