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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away as on the twenties. Kelly,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, let me aspect to Kelly. Please. This

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Speaker 1: is Kelly Kelly. Hi, this is Seth McElroy. I got

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Speaker 1: your number from one of the other neighbors. I heard

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Speaker 1: that you're having an issue with poop in your yard. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I don't know who's doing it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's one dog, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's four dogs. But thank you for calling. It's nice

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Speaker 1: to finally have someone on my side in the neighborhood. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe you should mind your own business.

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Speaker 1: Excusy the other day I noticed that your dog pooped

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Speaker 1: in my yard, and that's why I'm calling. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand I've been complaining about someone SI pooping

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Speaker 1: in my yard. Are you sure you're very number? Your

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Speaker 1: little mongrel last Thursday pooped in my yard and you

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Speaker 1: just kept walking. What There's no way that could have

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Speaker 1: happened I never would have done that. Well you did,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm calling to tell you that those

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Speaker 1: little presents you've been getting in your yard they're from me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're leaving your dog poop in my

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Speaker 1: lawn on purpose. Why would you do such an whole thing? Actually,

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Speaker 1: I never said dog, shut up. Those presents in the

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Speaker 1: yard have been from me. You've been in my lawn,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I wait, I just stepped in yours. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Why are you doing it? Every night?

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Speaker 1: At two o'clock in the morning, I have a big

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Speaker 1: cup of coffee and then I walk over to your

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Speaker 1: lawn and I just let one go. That is totally

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Speaker 1: I've got it all on video. If you want to

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Speaker 1: see it, you know I could show you. So you call?

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Speaker 1: Are you you are a psychopath? I can't. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the police. I'm putting it into this. I can make

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Speaker 1: it stop. But unless you apologize to me, I plan

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Speaker 1: on continuing. You are saying in my yard. I am

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Speaker 1: not going to apologize to you. That's ridiculous. Okay, Fine,

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Speaker 1: looks like somebody's getting Mexican tonight. Just a big burrito

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Speaker 1: and I'll see your lawn at about two o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 1: You're got poop pervert, that's what you are, and I

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Speaker 1: am calling the police. I am not a pervert. That

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Speaker 1: highly offends me. You've taken craps on my lawn for

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Speaker 1: two weeks straight and you are worried about being called

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Speaker 1: a perfect I have a reputation to uphold you're sick. Hey, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. No, your roommate Carrie set you up. I'm

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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. So there's not a

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Speaker 1: human being we've being pooped in my lawn, not that

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Speaker 1: I know of, but she said that you're getting very

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Speaker 1: upset about the dog poop problem in your area. I said,

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Speaker 1: just like me, for sure. I just like maniac squatting

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Speaker 1: by my mailbox in the middle of the night, wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal foot taps weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 1: the twenties two point five