WEBVTT - Hour 3 – Choose Your Name Wisely, Frank Caliendo 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.520 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:05.520 Sports Radio Final Hour. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.280 On this Wednesday, Dan and the Dan EDG Dan Patrick Show. 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:11.960 Quite a greeting. We got here early this morning. There's 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.960 a line around the building. People got here at three 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:17.560 point thirty in the morning. And I will say this 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:19.960 with a lot of confidence, this might be the only 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.639 radio show where you get to your nate next to 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:28.120 your favorite personality on the show. So the first thing 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.160 I asked when we get here is there are bathroom 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:31.880 on this side so we don't have to go through 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.599 the audience. And then all of a sudden I got 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:37.160 Jimmy Lipper next to me, going, hey, how are you good? 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:40.040 How are you it is? It's a trip. Keep your 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.720 eyes straight ahead there. Yes, Tom, put the sharpyway. I'm 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:44.360 not signing it. That's not something. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.560 I'm not gonna sign it yet. Or they want to 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.479 shake your hand, I'm like, uh nah, let's do. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.000 It on the other side of that door. Just give 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.120 me five minutes. Yeah, yes, boy, I was just out 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.240 a year on the two minutes ago. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.000 And this guy was next to me goes, oh, such 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.080 a big fan, Like, oh thanks me, Gus, you're the 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.279 soccer guy seating and I'm like, no, that's time. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:01.920 He goes, oh, seton at the bald one like you're 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:02.360 over too. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:08.399 They love us here, they do. And I mentioned this earlier. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.880 When we first started, we had twenty seven radio stations. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.399 Seven of the twenty seven we're here in Wisconsin, so 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.040 Iowa and Wisconsin. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.319 Forever indebted to you. 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.760 Portland came in and then all of a sudden, I 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.880 think when Los Angeles took us as their morning drive show. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.120 That's when you had a lot of other radio affiliates 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.240 who said, if they're good enough for Los Angeles drive time, 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.000 then they're good enough for us. We're over four hundred 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:39.600 cities with this show right now. Okay, there you go. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.520 That was kind of a cheap way of getting some 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.360 applause there a little late. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.040 Yes, Paul, I still had the original email from the 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.560 first twenty seven. It's like you were doing liners for Appleton, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.800 Wisconsin two thousand and seven. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:57.000 Yeah, hell, yes, big, and that we're huge in Appleton. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.440 I can't even walk down the street now. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:01:59.600 We're going to go out. The other day in Apton 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.320 they had a couldn't do it, couldn't do it? 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.559 They said, what shut down the streets there, so final 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:07.640 hour on this Wednesday, Frank Kelly Endo John Us. I 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:11.040 got to spend time with Frank last night, and uh, 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:14.760 he did a wonderful job. He's working on his Todd Fritz, 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.520 his Fritzy impersonation, and. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:18.960 He did a wonderful job. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:25.200 I heard you, So, Todd is, how would you describe 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:26.200 what Frank was doing? 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.959 He was making facial expressions with his lips like hunched over, 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.200 a very nervous, kind of neurotic kind of thing, all 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.360 the things that so. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.600 He nailed it. Yeah, perfectly. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.280 Yeah, so you he said, it looks like you try 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.760 to eat your face when you when you talk. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.600 That can't be a complid it. It's nothing positive about 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.560 it described. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.480 Although Todd came back during the commercial break, he goes, 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.040 just had a woman say, look a lot more handsome 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:50.400 in person. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.160 I did. I was very flattered by that. That was 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:53.919 a nice thing to hear. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.280 Since I take so much, you know, so much negativity 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.680 in there. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.720 I take my share amount. We are not bringing that 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.560 on the road. We are not doing that. I feel 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.400 sorry for something, do not. 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.359 I was just sharing it. It was a passing comment. You know, 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:08.919 you look a lot more handsome in person. I don't 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:10.960 know if that was a backhanded compliment, because normally you 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:11.880 look idiots TV. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.040 It wasn't really expected slightly more handsome. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.400 Yeah, yeah, oh you're not as ugly as I thought 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.040 you were. I think is your past kind of saying yeah, 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:20.240 I'm not. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:21.640 Going to throw it in the back of a truck 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.040 and put your away somewhere. You know, you can mingle 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:24.920 with the rest of society. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.600 You did have a woman who sat on your lap 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:27.120 last night. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.959 She was very drunk and she was looking at the 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.160 set on anybody's lap and there was no seats available. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.640 She did think that you were her favorite, even though 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.440 she said that to seatan and thinking seatan was you. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:38.880 And then she wanted to measure my hand, So I 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.120 don't know who she thought I was, whetheran, No, that's the. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.080 Other marmin or people putting their hands up to yours. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.640 So I so I came up in line, going past 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.160 the line. Everyone was like, oh, hey, Marvin, it, what's 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:52.280 up everybody? And this young lady came up to me, Oh, 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:57.480 let's measure hands. Embarrassing, Okay, I see you embarrassing. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:04.360 Were her hands bigger than yours? Yes? I can hear 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.520 back there. He yes, it was, yeah, all right. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.440 We'll get to phone calls coming up recapping some of 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.720 the headlines. There are really no news. I think there's 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:19.039 people waiting for a draft trade or two. You know, 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.800 it's the usual smoke here, but I will bring this 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:25.880 up again. Daniel Jeremiah, the great analyst for NFL Network, 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:30.320 said yesterday that he with all certainty that the Browns 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:36.239 are taking Travis Hunter, which you know, I still believe 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.840 in if you're getting the right guy, get a guy 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.240 who can be a Hall of Famer for you. And 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.200 I think they're okay with their quarterbacking situation. I still 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.680 think Kirk Cousins might be in play there. And then 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.400 that leaves the Giants. So are they going to take 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:51.960 Abdull Carter, which, if healthy, it's a great pick. But 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.680 I don't want to take the third pick over all 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.719 and go if healthy, that would concern me. And you know, 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.200 then should o'er Sanders, Where does he go to? Does 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.919 he start to slide a little bit because the Giants 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.800 were attached to him there for a little while. Maybe 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.760 it's New Orleans, maybe it's Pittsburgh. But the over under 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.120 for quarterbacks in the first round two and a half. 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:18.480 Who's going over first round quarterbacks? Marvin Over All, Right, Tod. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:23.040 I'm gonna go over too, Okay, see yeah, over Paul Over. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:24.000 Someone's gonna trade up. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:28.320 Okay, Well, the key is Jackson Dart. Chador will go 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:31.760 in the first round, But does Jackson Dark If Pittsburgh's 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.520 there and Shador Sanders and Jackson Dart are both on 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.039 the board, you figure they're going to take one of 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.200 those two. Although you know a running back has been 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.719 attached to the Steelers as well, because Nagee Harris is 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:43.400 with the Chargers. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.800 Yes, Paul, I wonder, like Jalen Milroe, I'm really fascinating 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.479 to see out of Alabama where he goes, because he's 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.720 a better, more accomplished passer than Anthony Richardson was coming 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:53.279 out of college. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:54.839 Now he's not the physical presence. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:58.719 He's a fantastic runner, but like Anthony Milroe or Jalen Milroe, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.360 seems like a definitely project. But I know he's not 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:03.640 going to go in the top ten. But I wonder 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.600 if someone will wild cards him late in the first round. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:07.920 Well, I'll go back to when he had that performance 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:12.200 against Georgia and that next Monday, I came in and 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.440 NFL scout said, you know, he has all the attributes 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.040 of Lamar Jackson and might be a better athlete, and 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.080 that made some headlines there and then all of a 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.320 sudden he started to slide and it. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:24.960 Didn't go that well. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.120 But now you started to hear you know, he runs 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.239 a four three forty at that size at that position. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:34.720 So yes, somebody will be intrigued with him. Now, are 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:36.479 they going to go all in like the Colts did 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.800 with Anthony Richardson? No, I don't, But Pauline, I think 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:42.280 you're right. I think Jalen Milroe is more of a 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.279 finished product than Anthony Richardson. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.559 Yes, paul I had the over under for where Jalen 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.160 Milroe is drafted. Who wants to guess the over under? 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:50.400 What drafts position? 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:52.599 This is interesting? 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.760 Thirty fifth, thirty two and a half, right on the 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:57.200 cusp of the first round. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:01.400 Okay, so i'll go the over go over a little bit. Yes, Martha, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:03.560 if you're a mill Row, do you attend the draft? 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.640 He is, Oh, he's going to night, Yeah yeah. Do 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:11.960 you bring two suits? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.680 Can you imagine you go to the draft and you 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:18.120 bring three suits? That's not a good sign if you like, 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.640 if I'm packing for the draft, I you know, I'm 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:24.239 just one pair of underwear, one pair of socks, one suit. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:25.200 That's it. That's what we did. 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:29.440 Yes, but we're here for three days. I think if 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.320 Millroe is going to go to the draft, I believe. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.760 So pack two suits or find the men's warehouse here 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:36.320 in Green Bay. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.560 I would probably pack two suits. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.280 I would, But I do think he's going to go. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.880 You know, he might be like a Jalen Hurts type 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.960 of situation where maybe a team that has a quarterback 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.280 takes him and you know, obviously it worked out with 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:51.680 the Eagles. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:52.880 Yes, Ton, If you're. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.239 Thinking about packing three suits, do you just stay home altogether? 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.800 Or do you want to have that experience and you're like, 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.640 you know, this is cool. Wherever I get picked, I 0:07:58.640 --> 0:07:59.240 want to go up there. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.160 I don't think everybody you have to be invited. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.400 But if you're invited and you're on that cusp of 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.480 second and third round, you're like, I might better off just. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.880 Not well, you wouldn't be invited if you're on the 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.120 cusp of second No, you fifteen players are invited. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:15.280 Fifteen that's it. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.160 Yes, Mary, If you have a draft party at your 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:22.160 house and your potential draft d you like you bring 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:24.640 out the big caters for day one or the big 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.760 caters for day two, invite your high school coaches, your 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.160 mom and your aunts and uncles and everybody like that, 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.120 or do you just say, you know what all three days? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:36.280 I'd say day one is for friends. Maybe some shark couterie, 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:40.679 but nothing crazy. Maybe some beers, but not the you know, 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.400 like top shelf liquor. We're not doing that like it's 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:47.280 And then you get the catering and day two, Yes, Hunt, do. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.359 You start pretending that you're taking phone calls? 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.440 They're like, what's going on? 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.040 It's twenty You're not bick Hold on, guys, I gonna 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:53.559 go to the other room. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:54.080 Someone's call it. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.520 Yes, does Travis Hunter really embrace the two way player 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.679 thing and have one blue suit, one gray suit half 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.439 and half walk up there it's a little risky, or 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.160 really embrace the the image. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:06.760 Well, he's not gonna have to wait long to have 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.439 his name called, so that's good too. But yeah, maybe 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.480 maybe he could have uh half and a half that 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:17.080 I like that an offensive defensive suit. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.280 Yes, Mark, you want him to dress like two face 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:22.320 from Batman. Yes, yeah, okay, a good call, A good 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.920 poll there. Yeah, see it. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.200 Meanwild if he got caught in like something where he 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.240 was falling and they're like, no, see they have a corner. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.960 Now they have a wide receiver. None though they have 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.360 a corner. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.440 He plays two position, everybody's got one, and then he 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.360 just keeps not wishing. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.280 Probably not probably not good. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.839 Yeah, yes, we still got to figure out if he 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.920 plays both positions more than fifty plays. There has to 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:45.320 be at some point we try to do this a 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.280 new term for what he does because no one's done 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.160 it to the level he's done it. Like we had 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.360 a thing I think it was alpha back or something 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.000 like that where if he it can't be a hyphen, 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.319 it can't be a slash w RCB. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:09:59.840 I thought we came up with the term. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:03.280 Yeah, it was Liker for just switch back alpha back. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.800 There's a couple we could work on that. Yeah. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.840 A couple of phone calls in here, Phillip in Iowa. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:10.320 I Phil, what's on your mind today? 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:11.680 Uh? 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:11.920 Five? 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.240 I had a best, worst and a request if you'll 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:24.520 allow best of the weekend road trip to Saint Louis 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.160 with my daughter to see prof and concert checked out 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:33.079 the Cathedral Basilica and played a little retro blacklight mini golf. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.360 Worst of the weekend, just Saint Louis, Saint Louis drivers 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:42.520 in general. Uh and the request, if you guys will allow, 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.640 I'd like to send to the man cave Joe Boo. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:49.240 I figured, if Joe bu can help Pedro Serrano hit 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.640 the curveball, then I think he can. He can bring 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.319 that sports emmy home for you guys. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.679 That's a random phone call there, fir. I'm just gonna say, 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.360 I'm glad you played miniature golf and took your daughter 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:00.800 and went to church. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.079 Are we screening these phone calls? It did give me 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.440 a minute. Whe I was like, oh crap, I don't 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.720 have a pest and worse ready. 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.440 Oh wait, it's Wednesday, Wednesday, that's right, Jesse in Utah, Hi, Jesse, 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:12.760 top that phone call. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:16.720 Hey dam first time. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.920 A long time. Yeah, five, ten, one. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:27.559 Seventy yesterday, thank you, there's my belt. Yesterday, Dan was 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:32.560 my birthday, and my wife tapped into her her fritzyat 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:38.000 and put together a lovely video montage for me with 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:43.040 messages from family and friends. And of course she knew 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.840 that Dan Patrick was I consider you a friend, and 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.760 she got you to give me a cameo video shout 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.720 out and on that you you told me to call 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:57.360 into the show. So here I am calling, calling you back. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:57.680 Dan. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.080 I just want, I don't really just want to say 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:04.160 thank you. You guys are part of my every day 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.400 and I look forward to listening to you guys every 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.480 single day. And uh, you're one of the highlights of 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.080 my day. And so thank you and sucking seating. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.959 Everything was going so well, it's a there, come on, 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.480 it was a really nice phone call until the sucking Seaton. 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.760 I take that as a badge of honor. I appreciate 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.880 that you mean so much to me and go to 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.439 help Paul sing everybody. I like you all except the 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.440 one guy I hate him. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.400 Yeah, Uh, you want to sing Happy Birthday to Jesse? 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:35.080 Not really? 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.920 Okay, I don't think you can sit this one. Oh 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:38.560 you're gonna and. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:42.280 I'm sticking up the statlid. What about you, Marvin? I'm 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.400 with them, okay, Paul backing them up. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:13:02.440 Happy Birthday, sucko Jesse. Curtis in Illinois, like Curtis. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.120 Why this popped into my head? 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.120 Just learning but thinking about when you're having a baby 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:04.720 and you're trying to figure out the names, and so 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.160 like if you're having a girl, to rule out any 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:08.880 bad names, you know, you just say it in your head, 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:12.000 like next on stage, fill in the blank. So I 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.360 was wondering if the equivalent, like if you're having a boy, 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.120 is if you're imagining like Roger Goodell standing up on 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.319 stage saying, with the first pick of the twenty five 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:23.560 NFL draft, the Tennessee Titans select Jack Marius tex Thera 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.280 Trix like from Key and Peel's gets to rule out 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.240 any horrible names. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.440 I don't know if that's how I would pick the 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.600 name of my son, of how it's going to sound 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:35.360 when Commissioner Goodell calls his name. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.640 Yeah, well why not pick your daughter to be like, hey, 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:43.240 and the WNBA first selection is Kimberly, you know what 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.240 I mean, Like why Caitlin Smith? 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:45.520 Yeah? 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.640 Yes, you know how much I care about name people 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.240 naming their babies and how sensitive I am about that. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.400 Just make sure you're not naming your son after a 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.480 serial killer, Like if you put the name down. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.960 You wasn't our serial killer in the seventies with the 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:00.200 same name. If you have that, go with the new name, Well, 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.280 what serial killer are you talking? 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.280 I don't want to pick out anyone in particular, like 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.559 Wayne Gaze, John Wayne Gacy. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.559 Like in Wayne Gacy, if you if you live in 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:11.640 the skagerrit don't John Wayne Gacy, Paps. It was you were 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.120 so close if you had a son. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.080 You were like, great, now I can't do John wayn Gazy, Paps, Like. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:20.560 Who else are you picking? Like serial killers? Let's call 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.200 about that draft? You know. I heard this thing. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.320 I read this thing the other day where it said 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.600 it was very simple, it was just one line and said, 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.440 you know, you don't have to have an opinion about everything, 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.200 and I was like. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:36.680 What, that's stupid. Yeah. Immediately it was like that is 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.200 so dough. You really don't have to you have to 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.520 have an opinion about not having an opinion, right, I 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.040 was like, wow, what that's a great blew my mind. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.880 You know, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.720 I did see an article where somebody was naming their 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.400 pet and said, what's the last thing you ate? And 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:57.000 then that would be the name of your pet. I'm like, coffee, No, 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.280 you didn't eat the coffee. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.160 Oh I drank it's the last thing I can tell, oh, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:04.520 so yogurt, dang yogurt? Hi, come on yogurtyo buddy here 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.400 yogi yogurt, get your leash. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.680 Yes, my dog would be named uncrustables. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:13.160 I just had a peanut butter and damn underrated. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.920 No, they're actually properly rated. They're probably the hottest snack 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:17.880 in America these days. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:21.960 I'm going through the Detroit Airport and I have all 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.680 of these options, and I go, I want to peebee 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.360 and j and damn is that good? 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:32.440 We got to get a sponsorship here. Are you a 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:33.560 Skippy or a Jiff guy? 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.400 Or does it not matter? Like some people will only 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.840 have cocher PEPSI most people would be like whatever, I'm 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.720 just in the mood for cold, it doesn't matter. I 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.120 used to be Skippy, but now I'm Jiff and I 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.040 don't like the crunchy ones. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.600 I like the creamy good thank you. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.440 Now that I think about. My dogs are all named 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:48.040 after food. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:54.640 I mean with uh peta, asparagus, mango, lemon, and not brisket. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.800 But we call a kit name is brisket? Okay? Yeah, yeah, 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.240 all right, yeah we're onto some anyh Yeah, all right, 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:06.480 I have a goldfish name burrito. You couldn't note. There 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.160 is no way you could take care of inside of 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:09.760 four minutes. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.520 Let me let me take a break. Got to get 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:16.480 a professional in here. Frank Kelly Endo apparently dominated last 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:17.800 night Doug Gottlin. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.440 That's when Frank realized he made a very big mistake. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.920 I like when Frank he narrates his own life. Oh 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.960 you know, and I told you as Morgan Freeman. He 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:28.120 like that. It's great. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.560 I said, you could sit down and have a conversation 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.880 with yourself. You don't just all these different voices. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:33.800 You know. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.960 He just I thowt you what, man? What? I thought? 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:38.160 You what? 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.440 When he does his little John Gruden. Oh yeah, that 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.480 was my bad impersonation of him. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:43.720 Doing you were doing John Gruden? 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.840 There, I was doing him doing John Gruden. 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:51.360 No, he does it really well. No, that dearie did 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:52.640 take Jacob break. 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:57.320 I thought, shut up, I'll tell you what, man, Yeah, 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.160 to give it something. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:16:59.840 Can't be banana. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.000 All right, let me take take a break. Here We're 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:03.440 back with Frank Cavlaedendo. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.720 Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:11.119 the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports radio 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:15.359 dot Com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:19.439 listen live draft coverage. 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