Speaker 1: Second date of date when someone tells you they went
Speaker 1: on the best date of their entire life.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1: But I could mean a lot of different things to
Speaker 1: different people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Like for Brook, that's probably eating a corn dog in
Speaker 2: a porta potty after downing an entire bucket of sankria.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not even with anyone myself there.
Speaker 2: For Jose, it would probably be staying at home one
Speaker 2: bowl of two spoons, playing Fortnite together while they take
Speaker 2: turns trash talking the preteens.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, and I'm sitting on her lap.
Speaker 1: But for one of our listeners, Zoe, she emailed saying
Speaker 1: she went on the best date of all time.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So I'm so excited to talk to you.
Speaker 1: We're wanting to hear what this is.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, Zoe, Hi, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to tell you about my day.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 3: Listen to your voice. It had to have involved fuddel cake.
Speaker 1: Were you eating anything inside of a porta.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: But I went out with this guy named Miles okay,
Speaker 4: dating app and I just he looks like post Malone
Speaker 4: but like Buffer but with no tattoos.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's a good look.
Speaker 1: We're having a hard time visualizing what I'm imagining.
Speaker 3: Like Toby Maguire, Now, I was excited for it. She's
Speaker 3: in that sing song voice anytime, you're just happy.
Speaker 4: He was so hot. If you saw him, you would
Speaker 4: understand it.
Speaker 1: Okay, hot, buff, post malone, no tattoos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go exactly exactly. And so we, you know,
Speaker 4: texted back and forth. We hit it off online. So
Speaker 4: we decided to meet up for drinks.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, were you this excited going into the date? Okay?
Speaker 3: And it sounds like you ride it on a high
Speaker 3: frequency already.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's get into the date. How did that go?
Speaker 4: So we met up for drinks and he looked just
Speaker 4: like his picture, but even hotter.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he didn't take a post malone photo and
Speaker 1: photoshop it the way you want better. We're gonna call
Speaker 1: him most malone.
Speaker 4: That he was the perfect package. And so we're chatting
Speaker 4: and he's fun and creative, and then he like gets
Speaker 4: playful and he's like, you know what, let's play ice
Speaker 4: by And I'm like, what, okay.
Speaker 3: Wait, like the color game that I played with my kids.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, like, I fine, you say something. You
Speaker 4: see right, it's actually trees.
Speaker 1: The color gray assault shake. Yeah, how did romantic post
Speaker 1: Malone do it?
Speaker 4: Romantic Miles was he laid on the charm and he said,
Speaker 4: I by someone really cute.
Speaker 3: Oh you got jealous, and you were like your voice
Speaker 3: to it to just an optim that I think only
Speaker 3: dogs could hear.
Speaker 1: Just there.
Speaker 3: So he was talking about you, right, Well, I.
Speaker 4: Hope so, but I didn't want to be presemptuous, so
Speaker 4: you know, I said, is it the bartender? And then
Speaker 4: he was like no, And I'm like you, I'm like,
Speaker 4: is it me? And he's like like, oh, I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: You were not like turned off at all. The fact
Speaker 2: that it's a little bit cheesy.
Speaker 1: Maybe she are you?
Speaker 3: Are you listening to her?
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't believe it was me. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it took forty guesses to finally get there's no way. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you liked it, that's great.
Speaker 5: I liked it.
Speaker 4: His charm worked for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, what happened next? It feels like you this is
Speaker 3: leading straight into a kiss.
Speaker 4: Well, we did get a little peck and then we decided,
Speaker 4: you know, what we should go. It's really late, and
Speaker 4: so I looked up Uber and they were like crazy expenses. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, maybe I could stay with him longer.
Speaker 2: Right, he didn't want He didn't want to pay for
Speaker 2: the expensive Uber the only.
Speaker 3: Person excited about search pricing.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Well, So once again he pulls out his creativity card
Speaker 4: and he's like, let's go to this pizza place I
Speaker 4: know up the street and then ask him if we
Speaker 4: order a large pizza, will the delivery driver take us home?
Speaker 1: That's so creative. Actually is I need to give him
Speaker 1: credit for that, but that is a good idea. They're
Speaker 1: going to drive your.
Speaker 3: House anyway, delivery driver be like next or twenty bucks,
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Ye did they do that?
Speaker 4: So we asked him and they said yes, Oh.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to deliver forty other pizzas along the way.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 4: Luckily he did it. So the cool thing is we
Speaker 4: got to ride home and eat pizza and continue our conversation.
Speaker 3: With just like the pizza delivery guy sitting in the
Speaker 3: front seat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it made his night interesting.
Speaker 1: True, So how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 4: Well? So he gave me a pet kiss because you know,
Speaker 4: we were kind of pizza covered and we both just
Speaker 4: slept on a high, or at least I did. And
Speaker 4: you know, we texted for a couple of days after that,
Speaker 4: and and then I haven't heard from him, and.
Speaker 1: Okay, weird.
Speaker 3: Do you know if he had like a really busy
Speaker 3: schedule or something.
Speaker 4: No, he didn't say that he did. And I'm just
Speaker 4: kind of worried that maybe he met somebody else on
Speaker 4: the dating app.
Speaker 1: Because he was such a catch, maybe he spied somebody
Speaker 1: even cuter.
Speaker 3: That's the backfire of the ice by game.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm just hoping that you guys can call and see
Speaker 4: what's going on, because I don't want to this guy
Speaker 4: to get away, because he's like the perfect guy. It
Speaker 4: was like the best day.
Speaker 3: It sounds so fun, so fun.
Speaker 1: I'm honestly a little bit nervous to hear how excited
Speaker 1: he's going to be. If it's the same level of excitement,
Speaker 1: the speakers might explode each other. We'll find out, though,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll call most Malone for you and
Speaker 1: try and get your second date update. Right after this
Speaker 1: second date update. If you're just joining us, we're talking
Speaker 1: to one of the least excited people ever had on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 3: I see okay, boy down, yeah, real depresso.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Zoe is her name.
Speaker 3: Her name is even like.
Speaker 1: Zoey Zing. Her and guy named Miles met up for
Speaker 1: some drinks, played a pretty boring game of I Spy
Speaker 1: it sounded like, and then convinced the pizza place that
Speaker 1: if they bought a large pie they could ride home
Speaker 1: with the delivery guy in the back seat.
Speaker 3: So genius.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'll give her credit for a fun date,
Speaker 1: but her recap was just such low energy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and people are just tuning in again,
Speaker 3: just being.
Speaker 2: Wait, play the tape back and prove me wrong. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just hoping. I'm hoping that Zoe can turn it
Speaker 2: up and not for this next part, shift out a
Speaker 2: neutral into first gear. Zoe, you need a coffee or
Speaker 2: something to perk up?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I've had like four already. I'm good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can hear that maybe.
Speaker 1: You need four more or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm excited, you guys. This is
Speaker 3: member most Malone, the guy.
Speaker 1: Of at least one person is excited on this. I
Speaker 1: guess it's gonna have to be Brooke of us. Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: I know to the depression. Yes, anyway, do.
Speaker 3: You one take we've never asked you is why do
Speaker 3: you think he's not calling back? Did you say that already?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I did you know?
Speaker 4: And that's why I've tried to like lay low and
Speaker 4: only text like twice a day. But you know, I'm
Speaker 4: not like over texting, but it's not helping.
Speaker 3: Wait are you texting twice a day without responses?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is that bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Only twice. He's not gonna know. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: know that you're into If you're only texting him twice.
Speaker 3: A girl text me at least fifty times, Zoe. That's
Speaker 3: also sarcasm. Okay, yeah, that's not usually a good thing. Well,
Speaker 3: too late now, So yeah, it's awful if.
Speaker 2: It's like high and then later in the day it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll hope you're having a good day.
Speaker 3: And then has it heard from him in over a week?
Speaker 1: That is like what you said two days. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter textings for suckers anyway. So we're just gonna call him.
Speaker 1: Get it done, Zoe, Yes, okay, never gonna get it up.
Speaker 1: So let's just do it.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, this is Miles.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Hey, very formal.
Speaker 1: You are formal, Miles.
Speaker 3: What's up, Miles?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, all right, what's up Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're very casual.
Speaker 3: Well, he's all the things, jeff He's all the things.
Speaker 3: That's why he's most malowne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've heard a lot about you, Miles. Actually from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners that you went on a date
Speaker 1: with recently named Zoe.
Speaker 5: From Zoe huh yeah, yeah, huh.
Speaker 2: We're doing something called a second date update, trying to
Speaker 2: help her figure out why the two of you haven't
Speaker 2: met up for another date.
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Isn't that fun?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, all right, that's funk.
Speaker 1: He's also being sarcastic.
Speaker 5: We have to take it that way.
Speaker 1: Tell us about We want to know more about Zoe
Speaker 1: and what she thought of her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Zoe, So all right, this is a girl we
Speaker 5: met online and it was we had a very good time.
Speaker 5: I had a very good time on the dabe O.
Speaker 3: Hey, she said it was a great date.
Speaker 5: It sounds like I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did.
Speaker 1: What she is depressing on your data as she was
Speaker 1: when we talked to her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, not very very fun loving girl,
Speaker 5: that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Really okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5: And look, I was having fun too. We were having
Speaker 5: a good time. I was feeling loose. She's someone you
Speaker 5: can joke around with and stuff. She was. She was
Speaker 5: a good time. We were having a good time.
Speaker 1: If you have all these positive things to say about her,
Speaker 1: and she made you feel all these good ways, and
Speaker 1: you could be loose in yourself, then why not meet
Speaker 1: up with her one more time?
Speaker 5: I guess she told you about our date. She told
Speaker 5: you about the pizza delivery guy. I have them drive
Speaker 5: us home.
Speaker 3: Yeah the heck you did to get a cheap ride
Speaker 3: home instead of uber?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And she was so cool about that too.
Speaker 5: I'll say that, like, not every woman would necessarily be
Speaker 5: super cool about that.
Speaker 3: Not every woman would get in the car of a
Speaker 3: complete stranger.
Speaker 1: Well, there's pizza in the back of that car, so
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 5: Anyway. Anyway, So during the ride home, if we're going home,
Speaker 5: we were laughing, we were having good time, and she
Speaker 5: said to me, I'm just having such a good time
Speaker 5: with you. You're so much fun. You're so great. I don't
Speaker 5: want anyone else to have you. I don't want anyone
Speaker 5: else to match with you. I'm going to report you
Speaker 5: on the app so that you can't talk to anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And like she said it as she was laughing, and
Speaker 5: I'm laughing too, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'll
Speaker 5: report you first.
Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, right, okay, funny.
Speaker 5: Sure enough. A couple of days later, I get a
Speaker 5: notification that I got reported on the app.
Speaker 1: Are you sure it was her?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not one hundred percent sure that it
Speaker 5: was her, but I haven't met up with anybody else.
Speaker 5: I didn't see anybody else.
Speaker 1: And are you doing anything inappropriate that would get you reported?
Speaker 5: Bro? No, No, I'm not doing anything inappropriate.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you ask her about it? Like she said, you
Speaker 3: guys were.
Speaker 5: Texting and she no, she was texting, And then that
Speaker 5: came through and she said she was going to do that,
Speaker 5: so I figured it was her. Okay, okay, Look, I
Speaker 5: was pretty piffed when that came through.
Speaker 3: I was going to ask, is that a turnoff?
Speaker 5: The major turnoff to have a company tell you your
Speaker 5: being if you've been a creep. It's very disturbing and
Speaker 5: kind of frightening and very no way, it's kind of flattering. Yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't take it that way. I didn't
Speaker 5: think it was a good idea. I don't think it's
Speaker 5: a fun dating hack even know what you know, who
Speaker 5: knows what she could have reported me for?
Speaker 3: Well, well, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Here's a fun dating hack. We're going to put the
Speaker 1: two of you together on the phone right now and
Speaker 1: let you guys talked about it.
Speaker 2: Yay find out because she's been listening on the other
Speaker 2: line this whole time, one to talk to you.
Speaker 5: You know, Hello, Zoe, Hi, I would do that.
Speaker 4: That was not me.
Speaker 5: That wasn't you. Really, that wasn't you.
Speaker 4: I would never do that. Didn't you know how much
Speaker 4: I liked you and how much fun we who?
Speaker 5: No? I did. I definitely did. And I definitely remember
Speaker 5: you saying that you were going to report me, and
Speaker 5: then I got reported. Oh do you want to just
Speaker 5: admit that it was you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, don't you remember I was joking and we were
Speaker 4: laughing about it, and you joked back about it.
Speaker 5: I know it was so funny.
Speaker 3: Zoe, be honest, did you do it? Did you report him.
Speaker 4: I did not do that. I mean, I like this guy.
Speaker 4: I want to keep him around in my life, not.
Speaker 5: Push him out of it.
Speaker 1: It was a kind of a long pause before you
Speaker 1: continued your sentence. I believe her, So, Zoe, there's zero
Speaker 1: percent chance that you hit the report button. Your finger
Speaker 1: didn't slip and accidentally.
Speaker 4: I mean, the only way that could have happened if
Speaker 4: maybe I was like blackout drunk one night and I
Speaker 4: don't remember that. Yeah, I mean seriously, if I did
Speaker 4: do that, which I don't remember doing it, it would
Speaker 4: only be because I like Miles so much and I
Speaker 4: want to see him again.
Speaker 1: Miles.
Speaker 2: And she told us that she was texting you about
Speaker 2: twice a day. Was there any evening where she sent
Speaker 2: you like sixty texts?
Speaker 3: That's a good way to judge, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Was there one night that was kind of weird?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking at him right now. She sent a
Speaker 5: lot of gifts of penguins being lonely.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, only penguin.
Speaker 3: Okay, See I remember that, Zoe.
Speaker 5: Those are red flags.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened to your fun funny spirit that you've
Speaker 4: showed me the other ninety Miles?
Speaker 5: It went away with the dating app membership you blocked
Speaker 5: me from.
Speaker 2: Well now you don't even have any other options to date.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: We don't have that service on this show. It's only
Speaker 3: with Zoe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta say no, she's not even admittigan. I
Speaker 5: know it was you, Zoe. I know it would.
Speaker 3: You're never gonna get unblocked.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm going to block your phone number now from our
Speaker 1: radio station.
Speaker 5: I'm reporting, that's fine. Please block me. I do not
Speaker 5: want to hear from a radio station again.
Speaker 1: Oh this is backfired, meaning I'm going to myself now.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning