WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Most Malone

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of date when someone tells you they went

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<v Speaker 1>on the best date of their entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's very exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>But I could mean a lot of different things to

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<v Speaker 1>different people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Like for Brook, that's probably eating a corn dog in

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<v Speaker 2>a porta potty after downing an entire bucket of sankria.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Yeah, I'm not even with anyone myself there.

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<v Speaker 2>For Jose, it would probably be staying at home one

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<v Speaker 2>bowl of two spoons, playing Fortnite together while they take

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<v Speaker 2>turns trash talking the preteens.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, yeah, and I'm sitting on her lap.

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<v Speaker 1>But for one of our listeners, Zoe, she emailed saying

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<v Speaker 1>she went on the best date of all time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm so excited to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're wanting to hear what this is.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show, Zoe, Hi, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot wait to tell you about my day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to your voice. It had to have involved fuddel cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you eating anything inside of a porta.

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>But I went out with this guy named Miles okay,

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<v Speaker 4>dating app and I just he looks like post Malone

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<v Speaker 4>but like Buffer but with no tattoos.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, that's a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>We're having a hard time visualizing what I'm imagining.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Toby Maguire, Now, I was excited for it. She's

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<v Speaker 3>in that sing song voice anytime, you're just happy.

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<v Speaker 4>He was so hot. If you saw him, you would

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<v Speaker 4>understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hot, buff, post malone, no tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's go exactly exactly. And so we, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>texted back and forth. We hit it off online. So

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<v Speaker 4>we decided to meet up for drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Okay, were you this excited going into the date? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>And it sounds like you ride it on a high

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<v Speaker 3>frequency already.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's get into the date. How did that go?

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<v Speaker 4>So we met up for drinks and he looked just

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<v Speaker 4>like his picture, but even hotter.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so he didn't take a post malone photo and

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<v Speaker 1>photoshop it the way you want better. We're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>him most malone.

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<v Speaker 4>That he was the perfect package. And so we're chatting

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<v Speaker 4>and he's fun and creative, and then he like gets

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<v Speaker 4>playful and he's like, you know what, let's play ice

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<v Speaker 4>by And I'm like, what, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, like the color game that I played with my kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, like, I fine, you say something. You

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<v Speaker 4>see right, it's actually trees.

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<v Speaker 1>The color gray assault shake. Yeah, how did romantic post

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<v Speaker 1>Malone do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Romantic Miles was he laid on the charm and he said,

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<v Speaker 4>I by someone really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you got jealous, and you were like your voice

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<v Speaker 3>to it to just an optim that I think only

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<v Speaker 3>dogs could hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Just there.

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<v Speaker 3>So he was talking about you, right, Well, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Hope so, but I didn't want to be presemptuous, so

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I said, is it the bartender? And then

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<v Speaker 4>he was like no, And I'm like you, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>is it me? And he's like like, oh, I mean yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You were not like turned off at all. The fact

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<v Speaker 2>that it's a little bit cheesy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you listening to her?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I can't believe it was me. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it took forty guesses to finally get there's no way. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you liked it, that's great.

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<v Speaker 5>I liked it.

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<v Speaker 4>His charm worked for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what happened next? It feels like you this is

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<v Speaker 3>leading straight into a kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we did get a little peck and then we decided,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, what we should go. It's really late, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I looked up Uber and they were like crazy expenses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, maybe I could stay with him longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he didn't want He didn't want to pay for

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<v Speaker 2>the expensive Uber the only.

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<v Speaker 3>Person excited about search pricing.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, So once again he pulls out his creativity card

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<v Speaker 4>and he's like, let's go to this pizza place I

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<v Speaker 4>know up the street and then ask him if we

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<v Speaker 4>order a large pizza, will the delivery driver take us home?

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<v Speaker 1>That's so creative. Actually is I need to give him

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<v Speaker 1>credit for that, but that is a good idea. They're

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<v Speaker 1>going to drive your.

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<v Speaker 3>House anyway, delivery driver be like next or twenty bucks,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye did they do that?

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<v Speaker 4>So we asked him and they said yes, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to deliver forty other pizzas along the way.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 4>Luckily he did it. So the cool thing is we

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<v Speaker 4>got to ride home and eat pizza and continue our conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>With just like the pizza delivery guy sitting in the

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<v Speaker 3>front seat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it made his night interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>True, So how did you guys leave it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? So he gave me a pet kiss because you know,

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<v Speaker 4>we were kind of pizza covered and we both just

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<v Speaker 4>slept on a high, or at least I did. And

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<v Speaker 4>you know, we texted for a couple of days after that,

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<v Speaker 4>and and then I haven't heard from him, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know if he had like a really busy

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<v Speaker 3>schedule or something.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he didn't say that he did. And I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>kind of worried that maybe he met somebody else on

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<v Speaker 4>the dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he was such a catch, maybe he spied somebody

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<v Speaker 1>even cuter.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the backfire of the ice by game.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just hoping that you guys can call and see

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on, because I don't want to this guy

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<v Speaker 4>to get away, because he's like the perfect guy. It

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<v Speaker 4>was like the best day.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds so fun, so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm honestly a little bit nervous to hear how excited

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to be. If it's the same level of excitement,

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<v Speaker 1>the speakers might explode each other. We'll find out, though,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come back. We'll call most Malone for you and

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<v Speaker 1>try and get your second date update. Right after this

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. If you're just joining us, we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>to one of the least excited people ever had on

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<v Speaker 1>this show.

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<v Speaker 3>I see okay, boy down, yeah, real depresso.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Zoe is her name.

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is even like.

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<v Speaker 1>Zoey Zing. Her and guy named Miles met up for

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<v Speaker 1>some drinks, played a pretty boring game of I Spy

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded like, and then convinced the pizza place that

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<v Speaker 1>if they bought a large pie they could ride home

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<v Speaker 1>with the delivery guy in the back seat.

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<v Speaker 3>So genius.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, I'll give her credit for a fun date,

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<v Speaker 1>but her recap was just such low energy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, and people are just tuning in again,

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<v Speaker 3>just being.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, play the tape back and prove me wrong. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just hoping. I'm hoping that Zoe can turn it

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<v Speaker 2>up and not for this next part, shift out a

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<v Speaker 2>neutral into first gear. Zoe, you need a coffee or

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<v Speaker 2>something to perk up?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I've had like four already. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can hear that maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>You need four more or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my god, I'm excited, you guys. This is

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<v Speaker 3>member most Malone, the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Of at least one person is excited on this. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's gonna have to be Brooke of us. Yeah, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I know to the depression. Yes, anyway, do.

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<v Speaker 3>You one take we've never asked you is why do

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<v Speaker 3>you think he's not calling back? Did you say that already?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I did you know?

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why I've tried to like lay low and

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<v Speaker 4>only text like twice a day. But you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not like over texting, but it's not helping.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait are you texting twice a day without responses?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Is that bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Only twice. He's not gonna know. He's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know that you're into If you're only texting him twice.

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<v Speaker 3>A girl text me at least fifty times, Zoe. That's

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<v Speaker 3>also sarcasm. Okay, yeah, that's not usually a good thing. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>too late now, So yeah, it's awful if.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like high and then later in the day it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll hope you're having a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>And then has it heard from him in over a week?

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<v Speaker 1>That is like what you said two days. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter textings for suckers anyway. So we're just gonna call him.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it done, Zoe, Yes, okay, never gonna get it up.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's just do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go, Hello, this is Miles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, very formal.

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<v Speaker 1>You are formal, Miles.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up, Miles?

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<v Speaker 5>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, all right, what's up Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're very casual.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's all the things, jeff He's all the things.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why he's most malowne.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've heard a lot about you, Miles. Actually from

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners that you went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with recently named Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>From Zoe huh yeah, yeah, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing something called a second date update, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>help her figure out why the two of you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>met up for another date.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Isn't that fun?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, all right, that's funk.

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<v Speaker 1>He's also being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 5>We have to take it that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us about We want to know more about Zoe

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<v Speaker 1>and what she thought of her.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Zoe, So all right, this is a girl we

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<v Speaker 5>met online and it was we had a very good time.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a very good time on the dabe O.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, she said it was a great date.

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like I'm sure she did. I'm sure she did.

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<v Speaker 1>What she is depressing on your data as she was

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<v Speaker 1>when we talked to her.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, no, no, not very very fun loving girl,

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<v Speaker 5>that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Really okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>And look, I was having fun too. We were having

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<v Speaker 5>a good time. I was feeling loose. She's someone you

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<v Speaker 5>can joke around with and stuff. She was. She was

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<v Speaker 5>a good time. We were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have all these positive things to say about her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she made you feel all these good ways, and

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<v Speaker 1>you could be loose in yourself, then why not meet

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<v Speaker 1>up with her one more time?

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<v Speaker 5>I guess she told you about our date. She told

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<v Speaker 5>you about the pizza delivery guy. I have them drive

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<v Speaker 5>us home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah the heck you did to get a cheap ride

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<v Speaker 3>home instead of uber?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, And she was so cool about that too.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll say that, like, not every woman would necessarily be

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<v Speaker 5>super cool about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Not every woman would get in the car of a

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<v Speaker 3>complete stranger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's pizza in the back of that car, so

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway. Anyway, So during the ride home, if we're going home,

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<v Speaker 5>we were laughing, we were having good time, and she

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<v Speaker 5>said to me, I'm just having such a good time

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<v Speaker 5>with you. You're so much fun. You're so great. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want anyone else to have you. I don't want anyone

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<v Speaker 5>else to match with you. I'm going to report you

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<v Speaker 5>on the app so that you can't talk to anyone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>And like she said it as she was laughing, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm laughing too, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>report you first.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh yeah, right, okay, funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure enough. A couple of days later, I get a

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<v Speaker 5>notification that I got reported on the app.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure it was her?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm not one hundred percent sure that it

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<v Speaker 5>was her, but I haven't met up with anybody else.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't see anybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you doing anything inappropriate that would get you reported?

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<v Speaker 5>Bro? No, No, I'm not doing anything inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't you ask her about it? Like she said, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys were.

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<v Speaker 5>Texting and she no, she was texting, And then that

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<v Speaker 5>came through and she said she was going to do that,

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<v Speaker 5>so I figured it was her. Okay, okay, Look, I

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<v Speaker 5>was pretty piffed when that came through.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to ask, is that a turnoff?

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<v Speaker 5>The major turnoff to have a company tell you your

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<v Speaker 5>being if you've been a creep. It's very disturbing and

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<v Speaker 5>kind of frightening and very no way, it's kind of flattering. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't. I didn't take it that way. I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>think it was a good idea. I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 5>a fun dating hack even know what you know, who

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<v Speaker 5>knows what she could have reported me for?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, that's a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a fun dating hack. We're going to put the

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<v Speaker 1>two of you together on the phone right now and

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<v Speaker 1>let you guys talked about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay find out because she's been listening on the other

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<v Speaker 2>line this whole time, one to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, Hello, Zoe, Hi, I would do that.

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<v Speaker 4>That was not me.

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<v Speaker 5>That wasn't you. Really, that wasn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>I would never do that. Didn't you know how much

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<v Speaker 4>I liked you and how much fun we who?

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<v Speaker 5>No? I did. I definitely did. And I definitely remember

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<v Speaker 5>you saying that you were going to report me, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I got reported. Oh do you want to just

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<v Speaker 5>admit that it was you?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, don't you remember I was joking and we were

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<v Speaker 4>laughing about it, and you joked back about it.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it was so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Zoe, be honest, did you do it? Did you report him.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not do that. I mean, I like this guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to keep him around in my life, not.

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<v Speaker 5>Push him out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a kind of a long pause before you

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<v Speaker 1>continued your sentence. I believe her, So, Zoe, there's zero

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<v Speaker 1>percent chance that you hit the report button. Your finger

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<v Speaker 1>didn't slip and accidentally.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, the only way that could have happened if

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<v Speaker 4>maybe I was like blackout drunk one night and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't remember that. Yeah, I mean seriously, if I did

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<v Speaker 4>do that, which I don't remember doing it, it would

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<v Speaker 4>only be because I like Miles so much and I

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<v Speaker 4>want to see him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Miles.

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<v Speaker 2>And she told us that she was texting you about

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<v Speaker 2>twice a day. Was there any evening where she sent

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<v Speaker 2>you like sixty texts?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good way to judge, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there one night that was kind of weird?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm looking at him right now. She sent a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of gifts of penguins being lonely.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know, only penguin.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, See I remember that, Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>Those are red flags.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what happened to your fun funny spirit that you've

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<v Speaker 4>showed me the other ninety Miles?

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<v Speaker 5>It went away with the dating app membership you blocked

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<v Speaker 5>me from.

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<v Speaker 2>Well now you don't even have any other options to date.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have that service on this show. It's only

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<v Speaker 3>with Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I gotta say no, she's not even admittigan. I

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<v Speaker 5>know it was you, Zoe. I know it would.

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<v Speaker 3>You're never gonna get unblocked.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to block your phone number now from our

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<v Speaker 1>radio station.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm reporting, that's fine. Please block me. I do not

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<v Speaker 5>want to hear from a radio station again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is backfired, meaning I'm going to myself now.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning