Speaker 1: It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Aquarius calling from Extermination. Oh yeah, Hi,
Speaker 2: where at your house currently to get rid of some pests?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to call and let you know that
Speaker 2: everything is good to go. We'll be back in about
Speaker 2: a week or so to deal with the spiders.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean to deal with the spiders?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, we're an extermination company that likes to
Speaker 2: do things naturally and not use a bunch of pesticides
Speaker 2: that can hurt the environment and things like that.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: So you had a lot of fruit flies in your home, yes, correct,
Speaker 2: And so we've released fourteen dozen spiders in the house
Speaker 2: and they will take care of the fruit flies for us.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, excuse me, Yes you did what.
Speaker 2: We released fourteen dozen spiders in your home. Those little
Speaker 2: guys they took to it quick. They've already gotten quite
Speaker 2: a few fruit flies. But if you unnoticed that, you know,
Speaker 2: the creepy Crawley's.
Speaker 1: Oh well, fourteen dozen spiders, yes, yeah, in my house? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: No? Again, we're national extermination company, So we release the
Speaker 2: spiders to take care of the fruit flies.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to use like oranges or something, not fourteen
Speaker 1: dozen spiders. Are you kidding? I can't. I can't even
Speaker 1: go in my house.
Speaker 2: Yes you can. These spiders are not harmful to humans
Speaker 2: most of the time.
Speaker 1: Most of the time. Did are you kidding? No? You
Speaker 1: guys need to get back in there and get the spiders.
Speaker 1: How are you even supposed to get the spiders out?
Speaker 2: We will come back in a week and we will
Speaker 2: take care of the spiders. It to take them about
Speaker 2: a week to get all the fruit flies, and then
Speaker 2: we'll let the squirrels out.
Speaker 1: True the squirrel If fruit flies don't even live a week,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I'm gonna have to call
Speaker 1: another exterminator to get the spiders.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, please, don't do that. Are you guys to
Speaker 2: get hurt?
Speaker 1: Hurt? I'm gonna kill every single one of them. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill you if you show up to my house again.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to release the squirrels now then?
Speaker 2: Because they do have them in the truck. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: go ahead and do that. Don't get Johnny, go ahead
Speaker 2: and release the girls anywhere. Yes, he said, don't release
Speaker 2: the squirrels.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Don't release the squirrel Johnny has just opened a box
Speaker 2: of squirrels and they will be in your house for
Speaker 2: about a week and a half to get rid of
Speaker 2: the spiders.
Speaker 1: What the are you kidding me? First you let spiders
Speaker 1: in my house. Now you're letting squirrels in my house. Boy,
Speaker 1: I'm living up June.
Speaker 2: To the start. The squirrels will take care of the spiders,
Speaker 2: and spiders will take care of the fruit flies.
Speaker 1: No, nobody's gonna take care. I'm gonna take care of
Speaker 1: you if you get it. Don't get all that out
Speaker 1: of my house. Right now, I'm calling the I can't
Speaker 1: believe there better not be a single spider or squirrel
Speaker 1: in my house when I get home.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, if we don't have any bats on us,
Speaker 2: we can come back with the bats this afternoon.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she booked a natural extern. I told her,
Speaker 1: you guys are a bunch of idiots. I told her
Speaker 1: there's no way that's is gonna work. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so dumb. I'm at work right now. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't deal with this. But if there is
Speaker 1: a single spider or squirrel or bat anywhere near my house,
Speaker 1: when I get home, I'm coming down to your office
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put I don't know, I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: raccoons and release them into your fun.
Speaker 2: We love raccoons around here. It's a little bandits. Little bandits.
Speaker 2: Would you like to set gaze and raccoons as well?
Speaker 1: You've got to be the dumbest person I've ever talked to.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys doing it are in business? Wasn't?
Speaker 2: Then I'll just tell you that this is a prank
Speaker 2: phone called inn Wait what this is? Actually double from
Speaker 2: the Jebel Stow doing a phone brank on you and
Speaker 2: your wife. I set you up. It's joke.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: She said that you've been giving her crap for hiring
Speaker 2: a natural extermination company and wanted to mess with.
Speaker 1: Man. So you're saying there's no spiders in my house?
Speaker 1: What you're saying? Nope? Oh my god. I'm at work
Speaker 1: right now. People are looking at me. I wonder what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? Wake up every morning with
Speaker 1: jubile phone. Franks