Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you want to get into this conversation that
Speaker 1: we were having prior to giving you a fall that
Speaker 1: had to do with the free clinic. That's all I know.
Speaker 1: Larry kind of love to get involved in it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: Shaye and Irving was just talking about the free clinic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got it. Was when I was living in Minnesota
Speaker 1: for a minute. They had a free clinic called the
Speaker 1: Red Door. Yeah, and I would go there whenever I
Speaker 1: had problems because I was too ashamed to see my
Speaker 1: actual doctor because they would give me too much shit.
Speaker 1: You know, how did you do this again and again
Speaker 1: and again? You probably got two of those with your
Speaker 1: real doctor before you're like three and four. I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1: I lived at the Titty Bar. It was perfect, But
Speaker 1: you don't we lie to our doctor even though that
Speaker 1: doctor is there to help us. Only drink on the
Speaker 1: weekends completely yeah, yeah, how many cigars do you have
Speaker 1: a week? Um? Maybe one or and then I never
Speaker 1: finished because it's always one at night, So I always
Speaker 1: say one or two because I've had two before in
Speaker 1: a in a night having a cigar. So I don't
Speaker 1: I don't lie if you if it's like you smoke
Speaker 1: like two thirds of it, though, I'll give you like
Speaker 1: the it was a half a cigar. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how many is too many and
Speaker 1: how many is okay. It's like when they say, well,
Speaker 1: how many drinks do you have a week, Like if
Speaker 1: you have four to five year an alcohol, they say
Speaker 1: four to five a day, you're like a binge drinker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they say a week is yet yes, ray, well we
Speaker 1: looked it up because we had an argument about this
Speaker 1: in the back. Yeah, it's eleven or what was it like,
Speaker 1: thirteen a week makes you an alcoholic technically, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is unfortunate information. I mean to be fair, I know
Speaker 1: I am. I've been to rehab like several times. I'm
Speaker 1: dealing with it. My mama told me when I was
Speaker 1: fourteen years old, she said, you're an alcoholic, and just
Speaker 1: like the rest of us, you got to learn how
Speaker 1: to live with it. That was it. Yeah, and you're
Speaker 1: doing a bang up job as he takes a drink
Speaker 1: from his white claw. Thank you mama. Yeah, how you
Speaker 1: doing Lair? Everything good? Dan? I just I bet Gonzaga
Speaker 1: not on the show, but in the parlay with FDU,
Speaker 1: and I woke up the next morning and checked the
Speaker 1: scores and I had FDU over Gonzaga and FDU Gonzaga.
Speaker 1: So I won one of the parlays and lost the
Speaker 1: other one and didn't really think anythink about it. I
Speaker 1: saw the way Gonzaga didn't cover. Like yesterday morning, Larry, Larry, Larry,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the free Clinic. We're talking about Jay
Speaker 1: being an alcoholic, and you're talking about du Ty Park
Speaker 1: guy and I only drink beer, so I don't even count, right,
Speaker 1: you do drink a lot of beer. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: be in rehab too. Where I meant to talking how
Speaker 1: many drinks do you every week? I say, is none,
Speaker 1: honest nothing, But I don't think they counted beer. I
Speaker 1: kind of like that logic you're Inzana access. This came
Speaker 1: up on the show where somebody said how did bad
Speaker 1: Lair get his nickname? And I said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you can you tell us how you got nicknamed
Speaker 1: back man? It was back it was back in high school. Um,
Speaker 1: you're not bad enough to do this, you know whatever
Speaker 1: it is now chug this whatever, just stupid stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: after doing it a million times in a row. It
Speaker 1: was instead of you're not bad enough to do it,
Speaker 1: it's just your bad layer, and it just kind of stuck.
Speaker 1: And I tried to I tried to live it down
Speaker 1: at Providence little early on, but too many letters came
Speaker 1: addressed to bad Layer, and two of my roommates my
Speaker 1: freshman year worked in a mail room, so they will
Speaker 1: see my ship with bad lar. Right now, you can
Speaker 1: only eat so many paint chips before everyone calls you bading, okay,
Speaker 1: and we're all to rousing start Uh, Dylan, you are
Speaker 1: getting rough I suck again. Yes, post NFL, you are
Speaker 1: getting roughed up right now. You lost eleven and a
Speaker 1: half units last week. You're at minus twenty and a half.
Speaker 1: Shay won one unit, You're still minus four Larry didn't win,
Speaker 1: didn't lose now he's he's still at plus fourteen units?
Speaker 1: Is that everybody? Okay? We're on the same page with
Speaker 1: that sounds about right. All right? Uh bad, Larry? Is
Speaker 1: there anything you want to recap? Um? Not? Basketball? Is
Speaker 1: like we did the show on Thursday, and he had
Speaker 1: a games Thursday night, but then all those games run together.
Speaker 1: You go Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You know, I don't even
Speaker 1: remember how I did or who I picked you. You
Speaker 1: basically won one lost one one one lost one one
Speaker 1: one lost one one, one lost one. That's how you
Speaker 1: end up with zero units, Larry, I don't really want
Speaker 1: to go over that. Damn. Okay, all right, U do
Speaker 1: you want to recap anything? And c State fucked me? Yeah? Me, Tom?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was bad. Maryland saved my life. I love Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Oh you were bitching and I knew that that game
Speaker 1: to the bar and I just watched it. They were
Speaker 1: what like twelve and then we were there was eleven
Speaker 1: minutes left in the first half. Yeah, and you're yelling
Speaker 1: at the TV, Danny. That's how I watched. You have
Speaker 1: to watch it by yourself. Oh yeah, nobody's watching my
Speaker 1: kids a dog, nobody's in the room. I mean, you
Speaker 1: have what three daughters? Three daughters? Absolutely no one escapes
Speaker 1: God's judgment. Talk about the free clinic. Yeah, after that
Speaker 1: you were dead and the rights after. If I had
Speaker 1: six kids, they'd all be girls. Uh, Dylan, anything you
Speaker 1: want to recap? Yeah, I mean, god, you had so
Speaker 1: many best and honestly, fuck you lost all your golf,
Speaker 1: pretty much all your best. Sam Burns finished sixth. He
Speaker 1: dropped a shick, he dropped a stroke and dropped a six.
Speaker 1: Max Vers snapping, And my stupid girlfriend told me to
Speaker 1: bet on every week lost to his teammate, and I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, and I just got smoking. And you
Speaker 1: had the fastest lap with the Fernando Alonso. You missed
Speaker 1: that winners, but I did win Lewis Hamilton's top six
Speaker 1: he finished six. Great. That turns now means we turn
Speaker 1: our attention to this week and we start with bad
Speaker 1: Larry because Bad Larry is leading right now. So Larr fireaway.
Speaker 1: I got I got a bunch Dan all one unit bets.
Speaker 1: Um I did these last night? Uh, Tennessee minus five
Speaker 1: against Florida Atlantic. Okay, Kansas State, I don't. I just
Speaker 1: don't believe in Michigan State anymore. Kansas State plus the
Speaker 1: two against Michigan you get one and a half. One
Speaker 1: and a half. Oh my god. Right, Um, Connecticut money
Speaker 1: line against Arkansas. I don't want to lay the points, right,
Speaker 1: so that's minus two hundred minus two. Okay, so I'll
Speaker 1: risk two units to win one. Okay, um Ucla minus
Speaker 1: the two against one a half this one and a
Speaker 1: half minus one and a half. UM Miami Houston game
Speaker 1: going over the one thirty eight Alabama mine to seven
Speaker 1: against San Diego State. Okay, and I don't like this one,
Speaker 1: but I got to bet my Jersey team Princeton plus
Speaker 1: the ten against Crayton. Okay, Uh, might have some golf,
Speaker 1: but you can come back to me on that, because
Speaker 1: I want to hear these guys picks. Also, you made changers.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no no, I'm you are
Speaker 1: a bad layer. Yeah, cheating lay golf? Yeah, give me
Speaker 1: your golf right now. Okay. These are just today's matchups
Speaker 1: because that's all they had on my site last night.
Speaker 1: I guess they started this tournament on Wednesday or something. Yes,
Speaker 1: they do, because I wasn't want to pick some top
Speaker 1: ends and top twenty like I always do nothing else
Speaker 1: play it's match play. I didn't. I wasn't aware. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm aware that the daily matches bad. Just go just
Speaker 1: go back to these guys. One unit Rory over Denny McCarthy,
Speaker 1: one unit Scottie Scheffler over Alex note Norn. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I just love Tommy Sleep. Would one union on Tommy
Speaker 1: Sleep would over Um. I think it's Dylan's boy, Maverick
Speaker 1: McNeely him a couple of times. Okay, that's a lax
Speaker 1: bro right, Yeah, it's a lax name is your name, Maverick?
Speaker 1: You're playing lacrosse. His dad's a billionaire, right yeah, I
Speaker 1: think his dad's a billionaire. What does his dad do? Uh?
Speaker 1: Maybe nothing? Probably nothing, didn't do anything? Yeah yeah. Razorbacks
Speaker 1: plus four against Yukon um Tennessee minus five and a
Speaker 1: half against FAU. I don't know how the hell FAU
Speaker 1: is going to cover that number, so I'll probably lose it.
Speaker 1: Zag's plus one and a half against UCLA San Diego State.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really plus seven and a half. I
Speaker 1: really like this bet, which means I'll lose. But they're
Speaker 1: the slowest team in the country. Damn hear, Bama is
Speaker 1: the fastest. If they can slow Bama down, they're covering
Speaker 1: this number. Okay, I think they can used to minus seven. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't care about the public bet on Miami Crayton laying
Speaker 1: the ten against the fucking nerds, Texas of course laying
Speaker 1: the four and a half against Xavier and Kansas State.
Speaker 1: I agree with Lair. I just don't believe in Michigan
Speaker 1: State all right. Case state is uh, case State was
Speaker 1: favored by one. Now it's Michigan State by one and
Speaker 1: a half. I love it, Uh, Dylan, It's up to you.
Speaker 1: So obviously I have Kansas State plus one and a
Speaker 1: half against Michigan State, but all three of us being
Speaker 1: on that really is a bad omen. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to switch that to Michigan State, good Man minus one
Speaker 1: and a half. I love the logic behind some of
Speaker 1: these bets. This is the only system I've used that
Speaker 1: actually has kind of worked. All the other ones are
Speaker 1: pure stupidity. Okay, But fading when all of us are
Speaker 1: in agreement and switching the other side has worked out
Speaker 1: even one a lot of I would like picture day
Speaker 1: ready to pull that up. You won a lot of
Speaker 1: units just just fading me and Larry yep and I
Speaker 1: would tell you too to do the same to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you um going? Arkansas Yukon under one
Speaker 1: forty oh. Um, Tennessee minus five and a half against
Speaker 1: after it's gonna be a basket at the buzzer and go, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be they've combined for you know, one thirty nine.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's gonna be like one thirty eight and
Speaker 1: someone's gonna hit a three. Yeah, garbage three in the game. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: half court yeah. Um, Tennessee minus fine half against fau
Speaker 1: UCLA minus one half against Gonzaga. Gonzaga has to collapse
Speaker 1: at some point, so this may as well do it now. Um.
Speaker 1: I also like San Diego State plus seven AF against Bama.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm gonna stick with that. That hook.
Speaker 1: I feel like that hook's gonna come into play. I
Speaker 1: can already smell it. Um. The U money line against Houston,
Speaker 1: down your nuts plus two sixty five. You love Miami? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do. I love the U. Okay, and actually they're
Speaker 1: really good this year. I'm also taking the Miami women's
Speaker 1: team money line. Yeah, and then they're gonna crush Nova
Speaker 1: the other nerds plus one sixty? Um, what else? I
Speaker 1: got Princeton Craton under one thirty eight and a half.
Speaker 1: I also I forgot what the numbers. Was the unders
Speaker 1: hit like, it's like a ridiculous ratio. This tournament. It
Speaker 1: always I think it's profitable, but let's go around. It's
Speaker 1: just under under um Xavier plus four and a half
Speaker 1: against Texas. UM. And I'm also gonna add Arkansas money
Speaker 1: line against Yukon. I'm tired of all the Ukon bulshit.
Speaker 1: I know we're in Connecticut, but given a rest mark, okay, um?
Speaker 1: And then Marvin went to uk Yeah. I really hate Dylan,
Speaker 1: but you didn't even pick uk this far. Father, I
Speaker 1: have them winning the whole thing because I picked with
Speaker 1: my heart, not in my head. Man. It's stupid, but
Speaker 1: it's working out something. I really yeah, fuck him? What
Speaker 1: else do you have? Um? I also got a couple
Speaker 1: of golf matchup these are today matchups. I got Seeth
Speaker 1: the gallover JJ spawn minus one fifteen and then my
Speaker 1: guy men Louli over Maddie Fitzpatty us one thirty. Okay,
Speaker 1: isn't that woman for Villanova? Doesn't she average like twenty
Speaker 1: eight a game? She scored a thousand points to season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't look at me. I don't know. They got some
Speaker 1: batties on Miami's team. Now, I have to say if
Speaker 1: you want to go look at the depth chart. Some
Speaker 1: what some batties, some betties, some really nice looking women.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where I'm from calling betties. What's up Betty?
Speaker 1: Oh I never heard that. I haven't heard bettis. She's
Speaker 1: a betty? Oh? Oh yeah, I never heard that. Did
Speaker 1: you see them at the free clinic where I got
Speaker 1: the free clinic? I was in the express laying the
Speaker 1: fellow you again. All right, come on, we know it's
Speaker 1: a free clinic. What's her last name? Dude beginning with
Speaker 1: an M? This the woman at the Villanova about the
Speaker 1: white girl. Yeah, she's unbelievable. Yeah whatever. I think she
Speaker 1: had like forty seven in the game this year. Efforting
Speaker 1: right now, there's a lot of m'son here. I can't
Speaker 1: I can't buy the points scores, all the point well,
Speaker 1: they're giving me field goals, made, field goal attempts, Google
Speaker 1: most point score, Like, what the fuck? I know what thing? Right?
Speaker 1: Rookie mistakes? Just make a name up, No, give me
Speaker 1: the names then, all right, Maddie Burke, Oh that's a
Speaker 1: big m A coming. Maggie Grant. There's more than one Maggie. Well,
Speaker 1: he said m there's like nine women named with like
Speaker 1: the first name that has an eminent Megan Obrius. No,
Speaker 1: what's Maddie Seagrist? Is that? I think that should? I
Speaker 1: think she's the big score. What's her last name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's averaging twenty nine a game. Yes, that's what I
Speaker 1: ask you about. It took me a little bit. Lock
Speaker 1: it in, Maddie Seagrist? Yeah, what's her point prop under
Speaker 1: for this? I don't know. I don't think that happens.
Speaker 1: You don't. I'm gonna find that you're gonna bet against her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking what you're taking my chest. Man. I think
Speaker 1: she goes for thirty two. It's going to be h bad.
Speaker 1: Larry's still there. I'm here. I try and bring in
Speaker 1: and you guys don't hear me. So I just stopped talking.
Speaker 1: Thank Christ, Larry, if you were in the Yeah, Larry,
Speaker 1: if you come up here, then I'm able to see you,
Speaker 1: and then I'll go, Oh, I understand, I understand. I
Speaker 1: got thanks to do. Dan you have I don't believe
Speaker 1: that at all. You don't do shit. You have nothing
Speaker 1: to do. And you know that. You know that I
Speaker 1: have a birthday. I have a birthday celebration and raise
Speaker 1: right now. Um, who is her birthday? At twelve thirty
Speaker 1: on a fucking Thursday at dinner? Larry, what is it
Speaker 1: you'd like to say before we say goodbye? Dylan concepted
Speaker 1: line on Maddie, I'm taking it over. She shoots every time.
Speaker 1: Me too. Yeah, So then I watched. I watched it
Speaker 1: was Marina Grill with my wife and two other girls
Speaker 1: the other day and I had to watch the villain
Speaker 1: over again. It was the only game on. And she's good.
Speaker 1: All right, So she's averaging twenty nine point two. You
Speaker 1: want to set that twenty nine and a half over? Yeah? Gone,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll tape that out of here on that sorry, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, buck you guys. By the way,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving his podcast, are you back? We're back
Speaker 1: this week? Okay, producer. I guess he got married and
Speaker 1: then had a honeymoon. I didn't know anything. Not a
Speaker 1: team player, no, absolutely not hone. Fire him? Yeah he
Speaker 1: should divorce her. Okay, he could fire hards, I guess.
Speaker 1: Audios lady, So wherever you get your podcast? Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving is the name of the podcast. Anybody else have
Speaker 1: any closing remarks before we say goodbye and send people
Speaker 1: off into the weekend with March madness ready to lose
Speaker 1: some more money. I think, yes, you've done a really
Speaker 1: good job since foot everything. I've effectively erased everything from seasons.
Speaker 1: Yes you can. Stuff won't stop, keep digging. Just good luck, Dylan,
Speaker 1: Good luck Shay, damn have a nice weekend, all right,
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan is the graphics
Speaker 1: guy until next week. Everybody