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Speaker 1: Eleven twelve.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go two. What's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Because we don't know what we're doing?

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Speaker 2: We never do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you counted down and then you kind.

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Speaker 4: Of looked at us all one and then you just

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Speaker 4: sat there.

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Speaker 2: Do we ever really know what we're doing?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: It's like skydiye thing.

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Speaker 6: Yesterday I was sitting in here with Danielle and Scottie

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Speaker 6: and all of a sudden they just started rolling and

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Speaker 6: I just looked at my shirt and it said child

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Speaker 6: World on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: And it turned into a whole fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: He talks about going to the Zabrina Carpenter concert by himself,

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Speaker 3: and I said, if you wore that shirt.

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Speaker 5: More full disclosure. Scary and I were trying to get

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Speaker 5: tickets to Sabrina Carpon.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah we were. How creepy would it have been

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Speaker 2: if to middle aged man.

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Speaker 1: Not as creepy as one guy I could be mistakenly gay? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I would have seen you guys like, look at the

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Speaker 1: gay couple.

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Speaker 5: Hang on, you're assuming I would be coupled with you, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: the onlookers people looking at would be like two guys.

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Speaker 1: I so offended.

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Speaker 4: This is incredible because This is what you guys do

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Speaker 4: all the time, is you think every giguy wants you,

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Speaker 4: and now you're doing the thing to Scary like you

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Speaker 4: think I want you, Please Scar Scary.

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Speaker 1: Scary Scary is with Nate for his looks, and Nate's

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Speaker 1: with Scary for his charm. My money? Would yeah?

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Speaker 2: Would you? Would you assume that we're a gig No?

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Speaker 4: No, nothing about Scary Read's gay?

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Speaker 1: Wait are we talking like romantic dinner or like if

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Speaker 1: we were sitting on the same side of the table.

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Speaker 3: Yes, holding hands?

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Speaker 7: Okay, even people that are dating don't do that if.

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Speaker 1: You are feeding each other cake.

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Speaker 4: Yes, if you were having sex, I might square table.

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Speaker 6: Two dudes going, bros going to dinner? Square table? Can

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Speaker 6: we not sit in an L form?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, not a corner of jet ski. Brian apparently

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Speaker 6: got to sit across from each other.

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Speaker 5: Brian rule, if you go to dinner with just one

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Speaker 5: other guy, you have to sit across.

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Speaker 7: Because you never heard of that.

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Speaker 2: I get annoyed.

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Speaker 4: If somebody did that, I'd be like, why are you

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Speaker 4: so far away?

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Speaker 5: Why? I got a screaming No, you have to sit

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Speaker 5: across carry in position right now?

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Speaker 2: Cannot be.

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Speaker 4: Can I tell you if you have about like Scary

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Speaker 4: has theories, I have a theory guys who are too

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Speaker 4: concerned about looking gay are gay, Like what is the hard?

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Speaker 2: Actually I approve of that use of the word gay.

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Speaker 2: You can be gay and not be gay. Does that

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Speaker 2: makes sense?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: What I mean gay guys who are too concerned about

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Speaker 4: looking homosexual are in fact homosex and it happens.

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Speaker 2: All the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm not worried. I wear pink. What that's my favorite color?

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Speaker 2: That's other gay things.

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Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of guys where you're earring,

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Speaker 6: Guys will not wear lavender or pink because they just

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Speaker 6: think that it's the feminine color.

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Speaker 4: Scarry these guys you hang out with, like, what decade

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Speaker 4: were they born in?

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Speaker 1: From the seventies and I'm a nineties bitch?

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Speaker 4: Sounds like it started in the eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 2: You're a nineties bitch.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. I'm quoting Tho. I kind of pop.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 7: I've never been concerned about appearing gay.

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Speaker 2: Who cares?

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Speaker 7: I swallow bananas? Who cares?

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Speaker 4: Exactly? I feel like, if you're comfortable with sexuality.

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Speaker 7: So comfortable what you're trying to do it. If I

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Speaker 7: was trying to be gay, I would touch a penis.

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Speaker 1: I just love I have that isolated now I'm cooling.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I have a lot of gay friends.

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Speaker 4: Oh here we go. Oh my gosh, what about black ones?

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Speaker 1: So many?

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Speaker 2: I have a couple, couple.

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Speaker 7: Do you have any gay black friends?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Exactly too, me too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I'll go to a gay bar right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh you are so special?

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Speaker 2: Is every penny on the tables? Double it down?

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Speaker 4: I just like, in general, don't you think when people

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Speaker 4: rail too hard against something, like you're fighting yourself. You're

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Speaker 4: not fighting that thing.

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Speaker 3: It's over explaining. Yeah, people that over explain that. You're like,

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Speaker 5: It's always like in the news, all these people that

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Speaker 5: rail against gay people, all of a sudden they're caught

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Speaker 5: in a bathroom with another Yeah, for sure, And you

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Speaker 5: know it's it's it's very telling. I think you're correct.

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Speaker 4: We had this conversation about you know, we say all

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Speaker 4: the time, everybody has a price, even though you act

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Speaker 4: like you don't. If somebody presented you with a suitcase

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Speaker 4: full of a billion dollars, I bet there's not a

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Speaker 4: lot we wouldn't do. And I was with a guy

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Speaker 4: who was like, Nope, for a billion dollars, wouldn't do it?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, because you're yeah, god, yeah,

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Speaker 4: what do you mean you wouldn't do it?

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Speaker 7: Would do it for way less than that?

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Speaker 8: We all know.

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Speaker 5: I dare say there is nothing I wouldn't do for

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Speaker 5: a billion dollars.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't kill your mom?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well I have a line, but.

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Speaker 4: He said, it depends how old she is.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, how do you turn Scotty off?

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Speaker 3: The problem is you can't turn Scotty.

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Speaker 1: He's always turned off.

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Speaker 5: Penis is killing killing family members a side? Is there

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Speaker 5: anything you wouldn't do for a billion dollars?

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Speaker 2: Aside?

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Speaker 4: I think there are a couple things, like there are

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Speaker 4: body parts that I would not get rid of. Like

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Speaker 4: if you really think of it, if somebody said.

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Speaker 2: Hey, gone billion dollars, a left hand.

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Speaker 5: Left hand, gone billion dollars, billion dollars, you could hire

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Speaker 5: seventy two people.

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Speaker 1: I'm an artist.

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Speaker 7: Wait, can you get a prosthetic and.

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Speaker 2: For the piano?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get a prosthetic.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm in.

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Speaker 2: You can hire a piano player for a billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'll learned to play with my feet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, am I awake for the chopping of the hand.

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Speaker 2: It's under anesthesia, it's professionally removed.

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Speaker 4: And it's professionally removed, and I just wake up, and

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Speaker 4: I have a prosthetic hand that looks just like my hand. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'd probably do that for a billion.

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Speaker 2: Scotti, same thing I would.

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Speaker 7: Well, I would I prefer my right hand because I'm

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Speaker 7: a left had.

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Speaker 2: Okay, scary your right hand since your left hand, would

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Speaker 2: you take it off for a billion dollars?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 7: Really, because he's already got a billion.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have a will to live.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't be to do anything because you

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Speaker 6: don't have one hand.

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Speaker 1: You want for money. No, let's go back a minute.

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Speaker 2: If you lost your hand anything.

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Speaker 8: If you take my right hand off, let me tell

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Speaker 8: you're scary. If it's a prosthetic, it feels like someone else,

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Speaker 8: just so you know, or a billion dollars, I.

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Speaker 4: Really wouldn't you would Wait, can we just go back

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Speaker 4: to the first thing you said, if you lost a hand,

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Speaker 4: you would lose your will to live.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: It would be your useless hand.

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Speaker 1: But this is I'm sorry, but both hands are useful.

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Speaker 3: What if something happens to you and there's an accident,

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Speaker 3: lose something, then you're going to die.

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Speaker 1: A different story. But I wouldn't do it for money.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't actively no, And would you dick our hand?

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Speaker 7: D you do vagina commercials for like fifty bucks? You

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Speaker 7: wouldn't lose a hand for a billion?

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Speaker 1: I'd rather do I would. I would rather be poor,

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Speaker 1: broke and have my hand.

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Speaker 5: You're so full of craps, Danielle, Danielle, would you take

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Speaker 5: a woman your right handed left hand removed?

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Speaker 2: One billion dollars?

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Speaker 3: Yes, if it's like Gandhi said, if I know I

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Speaker 3: can get a prosthetic, and it's not like you like

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Speaker 3: holding my hand down and chopping it off right then

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Speaker 3: and there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, all right, sensible answer here, give me

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Speaker 5: the money, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it would almost be selfish not to

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Speaker 4: what you can do with a billion dollars my.

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Speaker 1: Family and the community.

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Speaker 2: Seriously.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I guess I would say take my hand, but

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Speaker 4: scary would die?

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Speaker 1: So what would he do at a restaurant? And like

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't know what to do?

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Speaker 4: Probably poor with two hands and not look gay at

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Speaker 4: dinner with another.

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Speaker 3: You're so funny.

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Speaker 2: That's why we keep him around. Yeah, all right, you

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Speaker 2: know I did the same thing.

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Speaker 5: Take the hand billion dollars, Like you said, you could

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Speaker 5: do so much with a billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: What about your penis? Yeah, like what if it was

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Speaker 3: a billion dollars at me? But you could get a

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Speaker 3: fake penis? But they chopped up the penis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, don't say you never feel seals or whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: with yourself.

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Speaker 2: Of a lot of hookers, but you can't feel what

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Speaker 2: you do. I still watch, you.

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Speaker 4: Know these guys get creepier.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so he won't lose his hand? Would you lose

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Speaker 1: your penis? Scary?

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Speaker 3: No hand, he's not.

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Speaker 4: Losing his will to live at his useless hands.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't have just a whole aute? What happened?

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Speaker 3: If someone gets the sex change they get, how do

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Speaker 3: they get a penis? So why can't they give you

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Speaker 3: a penis some other way?

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Speaker 1: This is preposterous.

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Speaker 3: We're just throwing it out there. We're not saying it's

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Speaker 3: gonna happen.

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Speaker 4: He wouldn't give up his bad hand.

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Speaker 1: I can't get over this. Is there anything you would

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Speaker 1: give from a billion dollars? On your boy, Maybe one

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Speaker 1: of my toes.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you are then you're off balance, maybe like one

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Speaker 8: of the middle one in the middle toes.

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Speaker 1: It can't be the two end ones because you need

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Speaker 1: you'll fall over. Yeah, such an asshole.

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Speaker 7: What did Scotty say?

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Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 2: What did you say, Scott?

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Speaker 7: I said, then you're off balance.

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Speaker 4: That's not what he says.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is that. I take it back.

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Speaker 4: It is usually usually he says terrible things in there.

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Speaker 1: Was that six seven minutes?

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Speaker 1: his hand. He can't do six seven. I'll be like this,