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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the

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Speaker 1: right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Go just call me back.

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Speaker 3: And if you haven't heard the loser line before, it

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Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 3: you're out at the bar and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 3: line on you. Hey girl, oh boy, you like jalapenos. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because I'm going to beat jalapennio mouth.

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Speaker 1: Like that.

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Speaker 3: I hope it's dear, our technical director laughing at after

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Speaker 3: he says that whatever you do, don't mock him in

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Speaker 3: front of his mom. Instead, tell his mother that she

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Speaker 3: raised a fine young man, and you believe it's okay

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Speaker 3: for guys to live at home with their parents till

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Speaker 3: at least age thirty nine. And that's when you give

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Speaker 3: him the numbers of the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 3: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this, one yo, LEXI, what up it?

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Speaker 1: We met outside the Crocodile Lounge, like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: one am. I don't want this to come across as

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Speaker 1: rude sounding or anything, but I'm a roadie for the

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Speaker 1: band that night, remember Venom Cathedral and the guys were

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Speaker 1: saying they needed more girls on the tour bus. So

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Speaker 1: not to be like weird, but would you want to

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Speaker 1: like hang out with them and party, because like they'll

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Speaker 1: sign stuff for you if you want for free. You

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Speaker 1: won't have to pay or anything. I mean not with

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Speaker 1: dudes and you're definitely their type. So I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: text me back in an hour. It really look good

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Speaker 1: for me, So yeah, stay chill's good.

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Speaker 2: That is like the nerdiest roadie I've ever heard, really

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Speaker 2: hardcore or something, you know, like bad guys, how cringe

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 3: And you're like, I'm gonna look so cool if you

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Speaker 3: go kiss one of those guys, you're gonna hang out

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Speaker 3: and just be in the room. But we would all

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Speaker 3: get on that tour bus if that message was for us,

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Speaker 3: Right for Venom Cathedral, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Following the news, but women getting on tour buses is

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Speaker 2: kind of not happening in these days.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it doesn't happen. No, not for Venom Cathedral.

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Speaker 3: What about Snake Bite Synagogue. I don't think about that one. Okay,

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Speaker 3: next message, Oh you should come over later so we

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Speaker 3: can play a.

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Speaker 1: Little perfume roulette. My knees smell like.

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Speaker 2: They don't vacation right now?

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Speaker 1: Six feet proof salad. Ooh, that's gonna take.

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Speaker 3: You a while to find, because your sensus is going

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Speaker 3: to be like, oh where am I?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what just happened? Oh? I perfume, roomate

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Speaker 1: and plate. Yes, when you.

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Speaker 3: Too much perfumes at once, your mind starts to go

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Speaker 3: a little crazy.

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Speaker 1: I still don't totally understand the game.

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Speaker 3: All yeah, the smell like fruit salad. You're supposed to

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Speaker 3: combine all the senses like you stick with one.

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Speaker 2: You smell some coffee beans in between.

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Speaker 3: She is right that guys do love a woman with

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Speaker 3: sexy smelling knees.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that is true. Makes me go, who tear holes

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Speaker 1: in our knees? Knees?

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Speaker 3: Whiff, that's sexy. I do think it's important to smell good, though,

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Speaker 3: and that's why Brooke and Jeffery recently launched a new

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Speaker 3: scratch and sniff feature to our YouTube channel. Try it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: go listen to all your favorite Second Day Talkward Tuesdays

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Speaker 3: and phone taps, and then get up real close and

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Speaker 3: take a big whiff of your phone screen. Oh, what's that?

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Speaker 2: Smell, everyone will look at Wait, I smell Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Alexis's self tanning lotion mixed with Jose's toenail clippings. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we spare no expense at getting down to the exact

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Speaker 3: formula for your sniffing pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Don't smell once they dry out, that right.

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Speaker 3: You'll find out for yourself once you check it out

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Speaker 3: at broken Jeffrey. Now that you know that, let's get

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Speaker 3: back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Beth uh again from the dark Park. Look, I got.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you're not getting my phone calls, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the deal is, but yeah, I got.

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Speaker 1: it was seventy three dollars and ninety four cents.

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Speaker 2: So you know, maybe next.

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Speaker 1: Time you go to the dark Park. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think it's bad advice to tell people to let the

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Speaker 3: All right, it's my understanding that that's just a dog trick, right,

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Speaker 3: that's what you teach your dog, rollover, shake, do the thing.

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Speaker 1: Now, how much that bill cost?

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Speaker 3: And that's just for cleaning? Like, how much it must

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Speaker 1: You too impressed by the dog.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna teach my my Bagel that trick when we

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Speaker 3: go to the dog park.

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Speaker 1: He's a wild one.

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Speaker 2: Richard, Richard, the security guard is saying, I'm not on

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Speaker 2: the list, and I told him. I said, Richard, you

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Speaker 2: from the Prices Right told me to come. He's acting

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Speaker 2: like he doesn't know who you are. Can you please

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Speaker 2: call them and tell them what you told me?

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: I already told my sister that I was going to

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Speaker 2: be on the show, and it was really funny Joel

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Speaker 2: to tell you carry and I think it would get

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Speaker 2: really really good rating, So please please.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi.

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Speaker 2: Wow, wow, I like that.

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Speaker 3: We got the secret Groopie band guy. We got the

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Speaker 3: secret Groopy Prices right guy.

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Speaker 3: I mean I've heard of people pretending to be professional

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Speaker 3: athletes to wouole woman. Never pretending to be a producer

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Speaker 3: for the Prices right, I would say.

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Speaker 2: When I was in the audience for the Prices Right

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Speaker 2: there was a hot camera guy.

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Speaker 3: Anything happened there. I didn't even get the number of

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Speaker 3: the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, really disappointed you.

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Speaker 3: Wanted up marrying a guy in film too. You love

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Speaker 3: camera men, I do. I love a man behind the camera,

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Speaker 3: and they love the smell of your knees through those

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right after

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Speaker 1: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,