Speaker 1: I just like the when people on the internet do
Speaker 1: like the dumbest ship and they act like they found
Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. There's a
Speaker 1: meme that Arsenal fans use whenever we sign a new player,
Speaker 1: and it's that me. It's announced, Ladies and gentlemen, we got.
Speaker 2: Him, Ladies and gentlemen, we got him right now, glow sticks.
Speaker 3: That is so funny.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we got it, We got him, we
Speaker 2: got him.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is like when, like when you
Speaker 3: make it official with the dude, do.
Speaker 2: You call your girls gentlemen?
Speaker 1: We got we got him.
Speaker 2: She's sitting right there like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like too late.
Speaker 2: You're fucked.
Speaker 1: Sorry, find a new angle.
Speaker 2: Find a new angle, find a new angle. You're fucked, bro,
Speaker 2: You're fucked.
Speaker 3: Bro. We're loving each other for life.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're mine.
Speaker 2: We're married.
Speaker 3: Now, we're married. Now. I have this joke where I'm like,
Speaker 3: you can just start calling your boyfriend your husband. There's
Speaker 3: nothing he's allowed to do about.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, dude.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: All those publishers who turned down Harry Potter all those
Speaker 2: years ago and used to be the laughing stock of
Speaker 2: the industry must be taking a little victory lap. Now,
Speaker 2: be like, hey, like.
Speaker 1: Sord but I missed out on seven billion dollars.
Speaker 3: What if they're like really sad because they were like transphobic?
Speaker 1: Fuck easier, come back my gall Jamaican.
Speaker 2: It's weird for them.
Speaker 1: We should have signed her.
Speaker 2: Sign.
Speaker 1: She went all she.
Speaker 2: Went to all the Jamaican publishing presses.
Speaker 3: First, She's like, it's an image in the Jamaican parade.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: What if there's a version of Harry Potter that's written
Speaker 3: in that lingo?
Speaker 1: Oh patwa yeah yeah, I'm sure there has to be
Speaker 1: a Patchwa Harry Potter?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Harry patore wyoah Harry patois fuck. I feel
Speaker 2: like there's a way to make that work. I think
Speaker 2: pat okay, I.
Speaker 3: Cancel the pod. We're just gonna work on this for
Speaker 3: the next hour, and.
Speaker 1: The Sorcerer's Stone who lived mister and Missus Dursley will
Speaker 1: leave a number four private drive.
Speaker 3: So then parod for them perfectly normal.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, that's the Sorcerer's stone read in PA.
Speaker 3: Can you do Lord of the Rings please?
Speaker 1: You need you need pat Lord of the Rings I
Speaker 1: need it.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, ninety five,
Speaker 2: Episode three of Dirty's I Guys. It's a production by
Speaker 2: Heart Radio as a podcast where we take a deep
Speaker 2: dive into American share consciousness. And it's Wednesday, July second,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. What that wy season?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Hey, it's a National Wildland Firefighter Day. Wow appropriate
Speaker 1: after that like fucking sniper shot those firefighters in Idaho. Shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: really fucked up. And as somebody who has fallen victim
Speaker 1: to a wildfire shout out to firefighters, you almost say
Speaker 1: Eric Adams there.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know somebody who's also been affected by wow fire.
Speaker 2: That's a great thing about LA.
Speaker 3: Fires are the New York of the wild.
Speaker 4: Exactly, the greatest city in America. You could have a
Speaker 4: wildfire ice impersonators kidnap you. It's an It's also National
Speaker 4: NIZ Day, which I think is something with a niece
Speaker 4: in it, which I fucking hate that flavor.
Speaker 1: Like Ane, Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I didn't even I thought it
Speaker 2: was anis ands asult.
Speaker 3: You're like, I get why people eat ass.
Speaker 2: It's delicious, It's delicious, flavor.
Speaker 3: Appropriate flavor Twizzlers.
Speaker 2: I feel like is more appropriate to how it tastes
Speaker 2: than a nie.
Speaker 1: I feel like I also hear that like in chef
Speaker 1: shows where chefs goes and a bit of star a.
Speaker 2: Niseh and yeah they would say that, yeah, fucking chefs,
Speaker 2: you know. Anyways, no chef is what I say to Annis.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien aka Blinded by the Spy Act.
Speaker 2: Just lack of douche, another asshole from the right. That
Speaker 2: one courtesy of Cosmic mend on the discord, shout out
Speaker 2: to you. That might be the first from Cosmic monod
Speaker 2: that I've sung, or my brain just might be melting
Speaker 2: and I might have recorded way too many podcasts. But anyways,
Speaker 2: nice classic AKA I'm thrilled to be joined as always
Speaker 2: by my co host mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Miles Gray aka the Lord of linkorshim and also guys,
Speaker 1: just look up Patchua Harry Potter. Yeah, we were having
Speaker 1: some time with that narrated in Patua.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually I've already recorded an episode of
Speaker 2: the show. It's just none of it is usable.
Speaker 1: But no, none of it is usable. So we did
Speaker 1: that thing where we got to the end We're like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to re record this.
Speaker 2: Take it from the top, yep, all right, yeah, we
Speaker 2: thought we had finished the episode, and superroducer Victor China
Speaker 2: and said, so take it from the top, Jack, you
Speaker 2: want to count us in here?
Speaker 1: Major L. He just posts l's in the chat and really, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: That's like a chat with my family.
Speaker 2: So that was that was cute. Do you wanna Are
Speaker 2: we gonna actually try one? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's try it?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm ready, all right, hello, now we can we
Speaker 2: can keep going? Oh okay, Victor just wrote, oh we started.
Speaker 2: Oh you call that the beginning of a podcast.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow. Miles were thrilled to be joined by a hilarious
Speaker 2: stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser. You can catch it
Speaker 2: the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show, which he also produces.
Speaker 2: Check the footnotes for other dates.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh we're great.
Speaker 2: My god, we're great.
Speaker 3: No, this is fresh off that. We don't know who
Speaker 3: each other is on this new podcast. I've never been
Speaker 3: so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Were you a listener before this is? Did your reps
Speaker 1: just kind of say you should do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: My manager booked me on this. He said it was
Speaker 3: you gotta do charity work every once in a while.
Speaker 2: He said, look, I have got to do some favors
Speaker 2: that no honest man can pay your humble I don't know,
Speaker 2: it'll be good for you for you to do a
Speaker 2: little podcast like yeah, well, Paul, they were thrilled to
Speaker 2: have you. We're going to get to know you a
Speaker 2: little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
Speaker 2: the listeners a couple of the news stories we're talking about.
Speaker 2: We're gonna check in with the BBB, the Big Beautiful Bill,
Speaker 2: the buy back Better, build back Better, Big Beautiful Bill,
Speaker 2: whatever you need the three besh It passed the Senate
Speaker 2: and Elon Musk is getting nervous, and so he's he's
Speaker 2: rekindled his fight with Donald Trump. War of words is happening.
Speaker 2: So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about there's a
Speaker 2: new cologne from the person that you least want to
Speaker 2: smell like in the world. Donald Trump has dropped a
Speaker 2: new cologne on all of our asses, and we just
Speaker 2: want to take a look back at like what he
Speaker 2: allegedly smells like. And also look at this new this
Speaker 2: new commercial from the President of the United States.
Speaker 3: What he allegedly smells like is a wild statement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's from somebody who is in a
Speaker 2: room with him, who has nothing to gain or lose.
Speaker 2: It was just like, yeah, it's like he smells bad.
Speaker 2: Here's here's what it here's what it is. So talk
Speaker 2: about that. We'll talk about James Cameron. All of that,
Speaker 2: James Cameron in.
Speaker 3: Three D, James experience him in three D?
Speaker 2: Is he he's planning to make something that's not an
Speaker 2: Avatar movie, like.
Speaker 3: A child or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of that, plenty more. But first play, we
Speaker 2: do like to ask our guest, what is something from
Speaker 2: your search history?
Speaker 3: Okay, typical dog mom? Right, I'm constantly googling can my
Speaker 3: dog eat blank? Today it was Italy, like the South
Speaker 3: Indian food. I was like, can dogs eat Italy?
Speaker 2: What is it's?
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't even know how to describe it,
Speaker 3: but it's delicious. It's South Indian. It's made from like
Speaker 3: lentils and stuff like a rice and other things. But
Speaker 3: it's really good. If you haven't been to a South
Speaker 3: Indian restaurant, you gotta go to like a like an
Speaker 3: Odapes or like a Woodlands or something. Get you some
Speaker 3: some Italy's and dosa some good bread comfort food.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, wait is this kind of like dosas?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you make it from like kind of the same batter,
Speaker 3: but it's like in a different format. But yeah, it's
Speaker 3: delicious and I had to. My big dog liked it,
Speaker 3: and my little dog wouldn't eat it until my little
Speaker 3: dog saw the big dog eating it, and then he
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have to talk about Jack and I
Speaker 1: like that. We don't w big dog.
Speaker 3: You know, he's always he a yapper.
Speaker 1: You got me yapping on tin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get it, Miles, get it so you can.
Speaker 1: So it is safe. It is dog safe.
Speaker 3: It's dog safe. I don't know if that's just Indian
Speaker 3: people being like the dog's family give it to Italy,
Speaker 3: like I have no idea, but they ate it. But
Speaker 3: I'm constantly googling can my dog eat this? And I'm
Speaker 3: like googling the same ship twice. The dogs are just
Speaker 3: staring at me, like, let me eat it.
Speaker 2: As long as it is plain Italy with no massala
Speaker 2: or chutney powder on it whatsoever, Garlic.
Speaker 3: And onion and stuff, and you know we use that seasoning.
Speaker 3: We like like our seasonings.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, I've every time I've had
Speaker 1: Indian food, it's very it's very dull.
Speaker 2: I'm very dull.
Speaker 3: Put us in a break room. Just give me five minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a spicy sort of okay, interesting, interesting, I.
Speaker 2: Mean yeah, it could use some mao for sure.
Speaker 3: That really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry sorry sorry, cream cheese, Okay, cream cheese, cream
Speaker 2: cheese and belveda. Like I'm just saying, this stuff would
Speaker 2: fit really nicely into a castrole. Little cream cheese, little
Speaker 2: velveta were sprinkling corn flakes on top, putting it into
Speaker 2: a castrole.
Speaker 1: Dish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Midwestern cooking, shout out to Midwestern.
Speaker 3: Yeahs aren't salads. I know that's true.
Speaker 1: Whenever I have a whenever I have a Vindulu curry,
Speaker 1: I always have to put like a thousand island on it, just.
Speaker 3: Like genuinely obturbing, like do you imagine I was hard movie,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be like smile, but it's like curry. It's
Speaker 3: just yeah, island.
Speaker 1: I need chop on this.
Speaker 2: Chicken Tika Masala casserole is one of my favorites. So
Speaker 2: you actually just take a block of Philadelphia cream cheese.
Speaker 2: You melt it, you put the chicken tika masala around it,
Speaker 2: and then it just like kind of melts. It's mainly cream.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: There's some white bitch on TikTok who married into an
Speaker 3: Indian family and it's already making these recipes and.
Speaker 2: It's like her cousin married into an Indian.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry with the Bindi, she's like, I'm exotic.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love my four alarm beef chili doll.
Speaker 3: She's putting like Indian oils in her hair. It's like
Speaker 3: fully dripping. She doesn't know what she's doing. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: What is something, Pallavi that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Underrated? Personal space? My god, I feel like there's too many.
Speaker 3: I feel like we have too many. The housing crisis
Speaker 3: is just pissing me off. I have too many friends
Speaker 3: who are like, yeah, I'm living with the nightmare and
Speaker 3: I just have to do that in my thirties and forties,
Speaker 3: and uh, I'm just gonna deal with that because of rent,
Speaker 3: and I'm just gonna go home and hate every second
Speaker 3: of my life. So I feel like we gotta we
Speaker 3: gotta do something. There's too many like all the everybody's
Speaker 3: inside when it's like super hot and it's it's just
Speaker 3: everybody's stepping on each other, you know. Any more persons.
Speaker 2: Were talking roommates, we talk in exes that they're still
Speaker 2: living with.
Speaker 3: I know you do this when you have to live
Speaker 3: with an X. That's like I feel like you should
Speaker 3: be able to go to like court and bring your
Speaker 3: ex and be like, see, like I gotta win this
Speaker 3: case against my landlord because look.
Speaker 2: At this guy just gestures broadly, and.
Speaker 1: Why I should also get the same grandfathered in rent
Speaker 1: that my ex does because I gotta, I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here, please.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I knew people actually when I was in North Hell,
Speaker 3: I knew uh people who lived in the same house
Speaker 3: because they were They were like divorced, but they had
Speaker 3: a kid, so the kid got for the same apartment,
Speaker 3: so the kid got the one. They had to share
Speaker 3: a bed. I was like, that is too much, we
Speaker 3: can't do this.
Speaker 2: The divorced couple shared a bed kids only.
Speaker 3: They could only afford a two bedroom and they gave
Speaker 3: their their kid, who was like a teen, their own bedroom,
Speaker 3: and then they had to share a bed. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: one of us has got to.
Speaker 2: Die anytime your justification for your living situation is well
Speaker 2: in Willie Wanka and the chocolate factory, that family was
Speaker 2: able to do it and make it work. So I
Speaker 2: don't see what I.
Speaker 3: Feel like all the grandparents had like a toe fetish.
Speaker 3: That's my theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just taking each other's toes.
Speaker 1: They had to toe like were the other weren't they
Speaker 1: One of the grandparents just licked out, like reach their
Speaker 1: head over in I got a lick of the other pipe.
Speaker 2: I think bed. I think the foots of the bed
Speaker 2: were pushed together, so it was like they were toe
Speaker 2: to toe. This is how I remember it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought they were in like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they could have. They could have They could have been
Speaker 1: sucking toes at night.
Speaker 2: Oh they were head to toe there. Oh, I see
Speaker 2: their stack.
Speaker 1: Could have been fooling around. Yeah, under the blankets.
Speaker 2: So one person, they're stacked like head to toe kind
Speaker 2: of yeah, like foot in the armpit of the person
Speaker 2: next to you.
Speaker 3: Essentially, if I'm in a bed and you're near my foot,
Speaker 3: you got a massage it. I'm sorry, what are we
Speaker 3: even doing?
Speaker 1: Not even essentially, just you know, just give me something
Speaker 1: some pressure along the arches or something, some arch press.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the planter fasciitis agenda.
Speaker 2: That big planter feesh, big fash. You know what's something
Speaker 2: you think's overrated?
Speaker 3: You know how, Like we as a generation rebelled against
Speaker 3: like all of the little like knickknacks and like, you
Speaker 3: know how they have this theory that because there were
Speaker 3: so many like home remodeling things that were like themed
Speaker 3: homes or whatever. Now we're all like minimalist and like
Speaker 3: we're all like millennial gray and minimalist and stuff. I
Speaker 3: feel like it's overrated to have an apartment that doesn't
Speaker 3: look like lived in you know what I mean. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's clear I have dogs in my place, so like
Speaker 3: too clean up an apartment. It weirds me out. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Where are you actually? Currently aesthetic? Our current aesthetic seems
Speaker 2: to primarily be a reaction to TGI Fridays. They're like
Speaker 2: too many goddamn knickknacks all over the place. I want
Speaker 2: to look like an Apple store.
Speaker 1: I'm always fan when I go to someone's house and
Speaker 1: they're kitchen counters, there's nothing on their kitchen counters and
Speaker 1: like they live there, and they like they just like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's a taste thing, but I also
Speaker 1: see that aesthetic a lot where people are like, no,
Speaker 1: like you like to have everything hidden. It's just a
Speaker 1: clear kitchen, hide everything.
Speaker 3: I like putting things away and not having too many
Speaker 3: things out, but like it gets to a point where
Speaker 3: you're like, I like having counter space, I guess, but
Speaker 3: it gets to a point where you're like, is this
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian's house? Like what is this?
Speaker 2: I feel like the Kim Kardashian house was the peak
Speaker 2: of this trend, and now we're like, we're at the
Speaker 2: part where that trend is waning a little bit, and
Speaker 2: we're going to see it like move back to a time.
Speaker 2: We had the great Chris Crofton on as a guest
Speaker 2: last week, and we're looking back at a piece of
Speaker 2: raw footage from the Age Playboy Mansion party from the eighties,
Speaker 2: and the most shocking thing to me was how like
Speaker 2: other other than like all the just like weird are
Speaker 2: you just like it? It wasn't like a newscast.
Speaker 3: It was just like b roll, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: No, not that kind of wrong, but it uh like
Speaker 2: the house just looked like it had There were knick
Speaker 2: knacks everywhere. It just looked like a house from the eighties,
Speaker 2: Like they're just they just had ship everywhere. You know,
Speaker 2: it had not seen an interior decorator, you know, or
Speaker 2: if it had, the interior decorator was like, you know,
Speaker 2: we we should put more more things. That suggests yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: Variations on this counter.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I know you don't knit, but I want
Speaker 2: to suggest that you do. I want so many things
Speaker 2: that have been Yeah, yarn bomb been yarn bombed. There's
Speaker 2: like yarn like, you know, sayings knitted into like framed
Speaker 2: things on the wall. They are just like pillows everywhere.
Speaker 3: Familial perperse quaint quaint.
Speaker 2: Old familial perversion.
Speaker 1: Messages that were like sort of embroidered into those are
Speaker 1: a little grim though. One said there's no way you
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Another one just said, I don't know, just it wreaked
Speaker 1: of sexual.
Speaker 2: Stains could talk, They would say.
Speaker 1: One of them was if stains could talk with an
Speaker 1: arrow pointing down at the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I agree with this. How Nick Knacky were
Speaker 2: talking about were going all the way to Patty Wack.
Speaker 3: Maybe Patty you know, I don't know about like I
Speaker 3: just like a little I'm like, you know what, as
Speaker 3: I've been living in my apartment longer and like in
Speaker 3: a relationship and doing all these things, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: get like like a little thing here and there from
Speaker 3: like a trip or whatever. And I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 3: super consumer materialist or whatever, but it is nice to
Speaker 3: have things that remind you of good memories and like
Speaker 3: things that you love and stuff. So I think that's cute.
Speaker 1: I grab nick knacks on trips that I could use
Speaker 1: as a Christmas ornament. That's how That's how I kind
Speaker 1: of keep it contained. So I'm like, Okay, I got
Speaker 1: something from the trip. It doesn't have to be big.
Speaker 1: It's like something tiny like whatever.
Speaker 2: And even if it's always a fishing lure, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: gotta have a hook on it. Unfortunately that is a
Speaker 2: little bit limited.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, babe. Another one, This one listen looks cool.
Speaker 1: It's like a yeah, no, but like that's or like
Speaker 1: you know, we'll have like a wine cork and just
Speaker 1: put a paper clip in it and be like there
Speaker 1: you go, there's there's our Christmas ornament.
Speaker 3: From this and then you hang it all up during
Speaker 3: Christmas and you're like, I got a grind, so hard
Speaker 3: to go on vacation next year. This is a reminder
Speaker 3: of all the hustles.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I do. All we do is drink eyeing
Speaker 1: everywhere wine like a wine.
Speaker 3: You've cork bombed your drink.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, mom, you just think I might be drinking
Speaker 1: problems just because my Christmas too looks sick as fuck.
Speaker 1: And then look, it's just all drippy quirks.
Speaker 2: You used to have. Used to have plastic plastic bottle
Speaker 2: caps of pop off vodka just in my uh.
Speaker 1: Oh that you just heat up with a put a
Speaker 1: hole in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: And drugs. They're like, no, it's much worse.
Speaker 2: That's actually yeah, that's all you can afford six dollars
Speaker 2: bottles of vodka from right.
Speaker 1: Adrink that brandy twaka twaka yeah t U A c A.
Speaker 1: That was another just like y cheat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I used to less than a decade ago,
Speaker 2: I was buying vodka from Right Aid. So that's their brand.
Speaker 2: That's where I was. I was not Right Aid. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if they sold it.
Speaker 3: Their ice cream brand.
Speaker 1: Called thrifty thrifty B because it used to be thrifty
Speaker 1: thrifty Pharmacies is what it's based off of. The thrifty
Speaker 1: ice cream parlor. Sorry, I'm old, I remember thrifty ice cream.
Speaker 2: I've never had the right aged ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chocolate malted crunch. That's my favorite. Damn shit
Speaker 1: for like that gross ass pharmacy ice cream chocolate maltic crunch.
Speaker 1: Every time I caught that shit.
Speaker 2: I do like the right Aid is sticking with it.
Speaker 2: They're like, we're just like a local neighborhood pharmacy. Like
Speaker 2: it couldn't be further from that.
Speaker 3: They lock up like the cones with premame coones and
Speaker 3: my little blast. You're like, can I get the chocolate
Speaker 3: before it melts?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, can you give us your Can we hold
Speaker 1: on to your ID while we scoop it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you scooping?
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about some news. We'll be right back. Will
Speaker 2: be right back, and we're back. Let's talk about the
Speaker 2: big beautiful bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you heard on trends yesterday that the Senate
Speaker 1: version of.
Speaker 2: This that you describing trends the trends that you missed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe they maybe skip out on it. It
Speaker 1: was kind of a fart. No, I think I was
Speaker 1: just maybe just I just again. The Senate has passed
Speaker 1: their version of the let's kick millions of people off
Speaker 1: of healthcare and then turbo charged the Ice Stoppo budget bill,
Speaker 1: and it just fucking barely squeaked by as Susan Collins,
Speaker 1: Tom Tillison Ran Paul joined the Democrats to force a
Speaker 1: tie breaking vote from the local man who was banned
Speaker 1: from most furniture stores otherwise known as JD Vance. Lisa
Speaker 1: Murkowski was toying with the idea of voting against. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, this looks bad, this looks bad.
Speaker 1: And there could have been a moment where she could
Speaker 1: have been a fucking hero or not or just did
Speaker 1: the bare minimum. And it was like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: so fucked up. I'm not gonna have my name attached
Speaker 1: to this as a yes vote. But in the end
Speaker 1: it was it was dear Susan Collins of Maine that
Speaker 1: decided to step up.
Speaker 3: Still, like, I just remember Collins and Markowski fucking things
Speaker 3: up for what feels like decades.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they continue to How are they still wobbly?
Speaker 1: They constantly sort of like trade, the role of being
Speaker 1: the sort of tormented Republican who like might do something
Speaker 1: but then doesn't, or just being local concerned senator. I'm
Speaker 1: very concerned about this and I will support it, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter exactly. But again, it now has
Speaker 1: to go to the House, and that's gonna be a
Speaker 1: huge fight because you have people who are like they're
Speaker 1: you know, completely against adding a single more dollar to
Speaker 1: the deficit. But again, the MAGA, the MAGA cult will
Speaker 1: probably take over and it potentially will pass by July fourth.
Speaker 1: But anyway, while that happens, and while the Senators were
Speaker 1: deliberating and debating, Elon Musk fucking reignited the feud with
Speaker 1: mister Donald and was doing everything in his power or
Speaker 1: at least in the power of shit posting on Twitter
Speaker 1: to try and dissuade senators from supporting this. He said
Speaker 1: he would first of all, like in the House because
Speaker 1: Thomas Massey is a Republican congress person who's run a
Speaker 1: foul of MAGA, because he's like, no, this is too
Speaker 1: much waste. I can't fucking deal with this. I thought
Speaker 1: we're spending less on poor people, and now we're giving
Speaker 1: We're ballooning the bill for what basically Elon Musk was like,
Speaker 1: I will back you, bro, don't worry. I got your
Speaker 1: back financially, got what I why who knows, but not
Speaker 1: this time. Musk also threatened to primary every Republican who
Speaker 1: backs the bill. We'll see if that actually.
Speaker 3: Happened, really well with that judge election or whatever, and.
Speaker 1: With thoughts right, he look, he tries, he says things,
Speaker 1: but that's about it. Trump meanwhile clap back by saying
Speaker 1: he would basically have to sick the dog the doge
Speaker 1: crew on Elon's contracts. He's got that doge in them,
Speaker 1: He's got that doge up them.
Speaker 2: And to have the doge in him now he's gonna
Speaker 2: have the doze on him. Yeah, what do you think
Speaker 2: about that? Elon?
Speaker 1: He said he was basically gonna like, we'll save a
Speaker 1: ton of money. This is what he posts on truth
Speaker 1: Social quote. Elon may get more subsidy than any human
Speaker 1: being in history by far, and without subsidies, Elon would
Speaker 1: probably have to close up shop and head back home
Speaker 1: to South Africa. No more rocket lunches, satellites or electric
Speaker 1: car production, and our country would save a fortune. He
Speaker 1: also basically said he might have to look at it
Speaker 1: came from Yeah. He was also saying like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: might have to look at deporting or denaturalization for Elon. Again,
Speaker 1: this is all who knows, because I'm sure Trump also
Speaker 1: wants his money. It's like such a dumb will they
Speaker 1: won't they? But meanwhile, Tesla stock fell on Tuesday morning
Speaker 1: after this back and forth, and I guess wiped out
Speaker 1: and estimated seven billion dollars of Musk's worth. Whatever that
Speaker 1: even means. I mean, I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's probably it's nothing, probably, but it's just nice to
Speaker 3: know he's in pain. Every time my money disappears, I'd
Speaker 3: love a little bit of his money to disappear, you know, right.
Speaker 1: It's like when that disappears, we should all get a
Speaker 1: little bit of money rained down, Like where does that
Speaker 1: can I can we get some of that seven billion? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where did it go?
Speaker 1: I don't understand the stock even But anyway, this was
Speaker 1: I think the fight we've all been predicting what happened that.
Speaker 1: You know, none of these people can keep their word.
Speaker 1: Trump famously will just you know, could do a fucking
Speaker 1: full one eighty on people that were quote unquote loyal
Speaker 1: to him. It's not clear what this actually means for
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, but because I think he's also just a
Speaker 1: pump faker like Trump is. But the ego is a
Speaker 1: dangerous thing. So most rich man plus ego plus drugs
Speaker 1: maybe equal sloppiness in the future. But what is clear
Speaker 1: as the House, you know, sort of deliberates over getting
Speaker 1: the House or the getting their version of the big
Speaker 1: beautiful bill across the line, all of the fucking polling shows,
Speaker 1: like even like Fox News, is that clear majorities of
Speaker 1: people are not approving this spending and you know, tax
Speaker 1: break bill for billionaires because I think maybe on some
Speaker 1: level they do understand that this is a huge so
Speaker 1: that they're to their medical care and also just to
Speaker 1: like healthcare systems in general who need these kinds of
Speaker 1: funds along with all the other shit like the again
Speaker 1: turbo charged ice budget.
Speaker 2: So they're managing to cut money for people who need
Speaker 2: it while also just like requiring way more money, like
Speaker 2: adding more money to the thing.
Speaker 1: Because they're like, well, we got to keep the billionaire
Speaker 1: tax cuts intact, so offset all that lost money that
Speaker 1: we would get from tax revenues. Let's just spend maybe
Speaker 1: like eight hundred billion less on Medicaid it's kind of other.
Speaker 2: And then I don't know, say eight hundred billion less
Speaker 2: let's call it, yeah, let's.
Speaker 3: Call it nuts. I feel like, happn't this happened before,
Speaker 3: where like they've tried to cut the ACA and like
Speaker 3: people like working class people were like, oh, I hate Obamacare,
Speaker 3: but I love ACA. And then they were like rudely
Speaker 3: awakened to what that means, Like are people waking up
Speaker 3: to this shit? Like I noticed, like the town halls
Speaker 3: and stuff before they ended them, people were having a
Speaker 3: lot of feedbad.
Speaker 1: But like I mean, people are saying it. I think
Speaker 1: it's just I just don't think they can. I just
Speaker 1: don't think they care. Like I don't know if this
Speaker 1: polling really matters, because you know, when you think about Ice,
Speaker 1: that's basically going to become Trump's secret police.
Speaker 6: So they it's like, well, who gives a fuck at
Speaker 6: this point, Like, well, they're already threatening journalists, like especially
Speaker 6: for publishing that Iranian call where they were.
Speaker 1: Like those bombs really didn't do shit.
Speaker 3: Man, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The White House is like we need to look this up.
Speaker 1: These people are a threat to our quote unquote democracy
Speaker 1: or whatever. The fuck you want to call this shit?
Speaker 3: Now, watching watching Ice like grab people and like hearing
Speaker 3: like I saw a video of like a pastor being
Speaker 3: like these are my people who come to my church
Speaker 3: like they're in it, Like what are you doing? And
Speaker 3: he's like I know you're doing your job, but like
Speaker 3: this is so wrong and watching them like post up,
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is like these people are so evil,
Speaker 3: like so walking amongst us evil. It is insane. So
Speaker 3: like I don't know how we fight them, man on man.
Speaker 1: We just impersonate Ice too. We could just be the
Speaker 1: Spider Man meme.
Speaker 3: You know, we just grabbed the Ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you coming with me? I'm Ice? They're like
Speaker 1: I'm Ice, No you're not.
Speaker 3: Isn't like a large number of like ice or Border patrol,
Speaker 3: like they're Latino too, right, Like so that would be
Speaker 3: like that's like an insane yeah.
Speaker 1: But now but now, like you know, people don't there's
Speaker 1: so many unidentified people. You don't know who is who
Speaker 1: comes from? Where are these bounty hunters? Are these just
Speaker 1: fucking LARPers because there's already been there.
Speaker 2: Was a criminals. Are they people who are just looking
Speaker 2: to abduct somebody?
Speaker 3: And that's happened.
Speaker 1: Yes, in Houston, there was a guy who tried to
Speaker 1: rob a dude and his wife came out with the
Speaker 1: blamer and they shot the fucking guy who was trying
Speaker 1: to impersonate Ice. He's like get on the ground. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is a robbery. Run your shit, and then they
Speaker 1: exchanged gunfire. And then there was another guy in Philadelphia
Speaker 1: who also came through trying to rob a business and
Speaker 1: saying immigration, Immigration. He got arrested. So there's there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people who are now you know, it's
Speaker 1: clear all you got to do is pull up with
Speaker 1: a gun and a face mask and attack vest. So
Speaker 1: yell police and then.
Speaker 2: I yeah, they just arrested somebody who they found this
Speaker 2: car parked in a handicapped spot without any like handicap plates,
Speaker 2: and so they took a closer look and were like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's an undercover police car because there are you know,
Speaker 2: police lights on the inside, and like he has like
Speaker 2: the different police radios. Turns out it wasn't. It was
Speaker 2: just a guy who was pretending to be Ice. He
Speaker 2: had like a bunch of like fake credentials and shit.
Speaker 2: He had been arrested before for human small bubbling uh
Speaker 2: and is yeah, with the only reason they found him
Speaker 2: is because he decided to like park illegally like but otherwise, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this was just somebody who was going around listening to
Speaker 2: police radio and using the cover of ice, you know,
Speaker 2: wearing masks and refusing to identify themselves to presumably he
Speaker 2: was going to kidnap people and do whatever he wanted
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy in Philadelphia had like a like a
Speaker 1: white van with no windows too. It was all fucking
Speaker 1: It's again, this is like kind of the fear that
Speaker 1: exactly that they want because in.
Speaker 3: LA they purge.
Speaker 1: Man. Nobody feels safe in LA, especially not people of
Speaker 1: color at this point because it's not just I know,
Speaker 1: a lot of the focus like like has been on
Speaker 1: people from like Mexico or El Salvador, Guatemala or South America,
Speaker 1: Central America, but it's still it's they're Asian people. They're
Speaker 1: Asian people are getting swept off the street, African people,
Speaker 1: Caribbean people. It's fucking anybody and the all do so
Speaker 1: many of my friends in LA they're not leaving the house.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, my Mexican friends who are like
Speaker 1: telling their parents not to leave the house even though
Speaker 1: they are citizens. Are like, we just don't even want
Speaker 1: you to get fucking caught up in anything, just because
Speaker 1: it's just feels so fucking tenuous right now.
Speaker 3: This is why I'd like to implement what I call
Speaker 3: my white face program. With just three payments, learn how
Speaker 3: to do white face.
Speaker 1: Everyone should just be going on white chicks makeup. Now,
Speaker 1: the officer, what are you talking about? This is bullshit.
Speaker 3: Our lives improved significantly in other ways we can't even imagine.
Speaker 3: We're like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: So, guys, when you have a disagree with somebody and
Speaker 2: they win the argument, you repeat after me, Okay, fair enough, okay,
Speaker 2: fair enough. Wow, that was really good. Congratulations, I'm just
Speaker 2: playing CEO.
Speaker 1: Meet our new chief financial officer of Apple. Great job
Speaker 1: in there, Linda, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 3: I brought raisins for the macaroni.
Speaker 1: Right, you're nailing it.
Speaker 2: You're nailing it.
Speaker 1: You're nailing it.
Speaker 2: Just keeps offering raisins for various things, and each one
Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh my god, perfect rims is that chicken?
Speaker 2: I have raisins.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, but this Vindalalu could
Speaker 1: use a little more thousand Island dressing on it.
Speaker 2: Too far, too far, Okay, In this household, we have salt,
Speaker 2: pepper and raisins in the middle of the dinner table.
Speaker 2: Just sprinkles them on. Yeah yeah, and then bread and butter,
Speaker 2: and then also Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: Cream cheese noodles in the fridge.
Speaker 2: That's fresh, fresh hot dogs. Just pulling some hot dogs out. Hey,
Speaker 2: speaking of hot dogs, let's talk about somebody who smells
Speaker 2: like hot dogs. And for the low price of two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars a bottle, you can also smell
Speaker 2: like hot dogs. Or I don't know, I haven't smelled it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how accurate to real life this is,
Speaker 2: but the most hot dog smelling looking human of all time,
Speaker 2: Donald Trump is selling a scent, a signature scent called
Speaker 2: Fight Fight Fight.
Speaker 3: I'm just imagining the Alley Luke's meme of her going
Speaker 3: no this time, it's fine, it's fine this.
Speaker 1: Time to say which one is that one?
Speaker 3: Ali Luke is the one who did her PhD on
Speaker 3: like smells in society or whatever. Anytimes somebody tries to
Speaker 3: shame other people for how they smell. But I'm just
Speaker 3: imagining her going no, this is good doing it.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, let's let's keep the pressure up. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: this is the fucking commercial that Donald Trump is now
Speaker 1: in selling shit.
Speaker 7: Spray fragrances are here. They make a great Christmas present.
Speaker 7: I've named them Fight Fight Fight because they represent winning.
Speaker 1: We all want to be winning.
Speaker 7: We have to win as a nation, we want to
Speaker 7: win as a family. This fragrance is all about strength
Speaker 7: and success or confidence for men and for women. Get
Speaker 7: yourself a bottle, and don't forget to grab one for
Speaker 7: your loved ones too. They'll thank you and they'll even
Speaker 7: smell good. Enjoy, keep on winning, and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: It's just don when did this come out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When did this come out? Marry Christmas?
Speaker 2: This is June thirtieth, Yeah, Like it's hitting the news
Speaker 2: on July first. So I don't know if it's been
Speaker 2: in the lab for a little while and like they
Speaker 2: just got him around Christmas, or if he's just anticipating
Speaker 2: that this is going to be the hottest new Christmas present.
Speaker 2: The bottle looks like it looks like he's like, I
Speaker 2: should win an Oscar and they were like, here you go, sir,
Speaker 2: Because it's just like a man in a business suit,
Speaker 2: like a gold Man in a business suit.
Speaker 1: Essentially, I think, yeah, and I thought that was Trump,
Speaker 1: But it can't be because this figure is standing upright
Speaker 1: and it's not doing the trademark any are you a way?
Speaker 3: Is that be so sick? If there was the trademark
Speaker 3: lean bottle, I know, if there was like a dude
Speaker 3: balanced it's like the Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Exactly, just the smooth criminal lean.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well there. The website for it is very clear, okay,
Speaker 1: because most of us are like, isn't this completely unethical? Illegal, bad,
Speaker 1: conflict of interest? But the website makes it clear quote
Speaker 1: Trump Fragrances are not design, manufacturer, distributed, or sold by
Speaker 1: Donald J. Trump because it's a branding deal. Again, It
Speaker 1: also says the vendor promises quote a tribute to the
Speaker 1: Trump legacy. It is not political and has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with any political campaign. Hey Jesus Christ, that's how
Speaker 1: you basically pretend it's okay, But hey, how is this legal?
Speaker 1: We don't know, because what is legal anymore?
Speaker 3: We don't know what is smell? What does smell really smell?
Speaker 2: And they'll even smell good, she says.
Speaker 1: And then even smell good.
Speaker 2: All right, Next one.
Speaker 3: I'm just like amazed by the fact that it's called
Speaker 3: fight fight fight, Like perfumes are always about like mysterer,
Speaker 3: like mysteriousness, and like.
Speaker 2: Steer is a good name for a.
Speaker 1: That's actually it was.
Speaker 2: I think they just they will drop, They'll take a
Speaker 2: classy word and then like drop a syllable yeah you
Speaker 2: know yeah instead of diamond yeah.
Speaker 3: And like he's like fight, fucking fight. This is so weird,
Speaker 3: like trashify.
Speaker 2: The classiest thing that you can imagine is what sixth
Speaker 2: graders yell every time somebody pushes somebody on the playground.
Speaker 1: The newest one is actually Victory forty five forty seven.
Speaker 1: That's the one with the lean the man, the Golden
Speaker 1: Man on.
Speaker 3: Top to okay, problematic age gap wow forty seven, I.
Speaker 1: Know, I know, Hey, let love win, Let love win,
Speaker 1: is what I say.
Speaker 2: The person who the gold guide is putting all his
Speaker 2: weight on one of his legs, which is very American,
Speaker 2: as we talked about yesterday.
Speaker 3: Clean Diva, that leg, bitch, show him the romance. I do.
Speaker 2: I need this commentary all.
Speaker 3: The time, Bend and snap bitch.
Speaker 2: We do have a report from.
Speaker 1: Who is it again? Kinsinger?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenzinger, who talked about what it smells like around
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, what Donald Trump smells like, He said, quote,
Speaker 2: so if you take like armpits, catch up, makeup and
Speaker 2: a little but it's probably like at all mixed up.
Speaker 2: The detail surprised me.
Speaker 3: The beautiful rhyme.
Speaker 2: That grosses me out the most is the specificity of
Speaker 2: the ketchup, because like ketchup for being delicious, and I
Speaker 2: do like ketchup like on a burger. Ketchup is an
Speaker 2: all time terrible smell. Like we had ketchup spill in
Speaker 2: a cooler and like, I like that fucked up the
Speaker 2: use of that cooler forever more because not only does
Speaker 2: it like smell bad after the fact, but then it
Speaker 2: like it can. It's a smell that like infects other smells,
Speaker 2: doesn't ketchup.
Speaker 3: Also, like stay in concrete, isn't that a thing?
Speaker 2: Like that totally makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's the thing we used to be
Speaker 3: aware of when we would like tpe houses in like
Speaker 3: middle school.
Speaker 1: Days, steak spray spray paint. It's like just ketch up
Speaker 1: the driveway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know at the time why I didn't
Speaker 3: fear for my life while eating it.
Speaker 1: After that, But yeah, yeah, can stain a driveway. Wow,
Speaker 1: pigments in a city and ketchup can penetrate the material,
Speaker 1: leading to discoloration.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's right, bitch, that's right. I know how
Speaker 3: to just like to be a house. Are you allowed
Speaker 3: to say it's toilet paper house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's more just toilet paper. Yeah, it's more
Speaker 1: uncouth because you're revealing how privileged you are by throwing
Speaker 1: toilet paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So nobody. Nobody agrees that ketchup smells like ship.
Speaker 3: No, I agree.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Jackie's like hates ketchup. He hates eating it, and like
Speaker 3: if I'm eating it near him, he like gags. No,
Speaker 3: he can't handle like the smell of it.
Speaker 1: Oh weird.
Speaker 2: I'd rather smell like mustard for sure, like DJ mustard, Yeah, mustard.
Speaker 3: Dabbing my armpits with relish in the morning, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm American.
Speaker 1: This white woman, Hey, leave this white woman alone. She's
Speaker 1: using relish on her arm.
Speaker 3: She smells off. Look, I didn't wash my legs.
Speaker 2: You just have one of those water bottles, but it's
Speaker 2: full of ketchup. That's that's the way to full ice.
Speaker 1: I mean out of context, I catch up. The things
Speaker 1: that really catch me out of context is like broccoli
Speaker 1: when you're like, what the fuck is that and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's rob broccoli, you know what I meant?
Speaker 3: Sprouts that smells like farts.
Speaker 1: And it too Oh that and parmesan.
Speaker 3: Out of context, you car like leftovers. It smells so bad,
Speaker 3: but it's so done.
Speaker 1: Broccoli too. Broccoli can kind of like you can kind
Speaker 1: of leave a bit of funk without the context. You're
Speaker 1: like this, I think.
Speaker 3: Something the alternate version of what broccoli means.
Speaker 1: Mmmm mmmm oh oh yes, Oh my bad, we're talking
Speaker 1: about that loud.
Speaker 2: I'd rather smell like parmesan than catch up.
Speaker 1: Broccolier. You'd rather smell like parmesan.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: Those aren't the choices you can smell good.
Speaker 2: Nope, I've got I'm committed. I'm gonna smell like parmesan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: shaking some parmesan on my head.
Speaker 5: Uh, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 5: and we're back.
Speaker 2: And James Cameron is working on a non avatar film
Speaker 2: that we know is not going to get made because
Speaker 2: it does not begin with A or T. Like literally
Speaker 2: every one of his other movies. But he is drowning
Speaker 2: Kate Winslet, so that's fun.
Speaker 1: She's over the course of mom I think, actually, I
Speaker 1: think Scarlett Johansen is also cast to be a woman
Speaker 1: from Hiroshima in this film.
Speaker 3: Wait, I just had the idea of someone who's trying
Speaker 3: to become immune to drowning by drinking a little bit
Speaker 3: of water every day.
Speaker 2: Micro drowning, you really clear up? Yeah, exactly, just a
Speaker 2: little bit of poison exposure. But what about drowning.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. But the film that he's
Speaker 1: working on is called Ghosts of Hiroshima, based on the
Speaker 1: book about the atomic bombs that were dropped in Japan
Speaker 1: and World War Two, and he was asked about Christopher
Speaker 1: Nolan's Oppenheimer and James Cameron decided take some shots at
Speaker 1: the boy quote, look, I love filmmaking. Look, I love filmmaking.
Speaker 1: But I did feel that it was a bit of
Speaker 1: a moral cop out, because it's not like Oppenheimer didn't
Speaker 1: know the effects. He's got one brief scene in the
Speaker 1: film where we see and I don't like to criticize
Speaker 1: another filmmaker's film, but here I go. But there's only
Speaker 1: one brief moment where he sees some charred bodies in
Speaker 1: the audience, and then the film goes on to show
Speaker 1: how it deeply moved him. But I felt that it
Speaker 1: dodged the subject. I don't know whether the studio or
Speaker 1: Chris felt that if that was a third rail that
Speaker 1: they didn't want to touch, but I want to go
Speaker 1: straight at the third rail. I'm just stupid.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just stupid, like that.
Speaker 3: White boy boy go.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh, okay, the guy who loves his
Speaker 1: calling sci fi white savior porn narratives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Yeah, don't forget beats reality. Why did their
Speaker 3: tails have to touch like that? Why did they let
Speaker 3: me just get every time you have to bump iPhones
Speaker 3: to air drop something a trauma?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also, like, I love filmmaking. I never criticize others. That's
Speaker 3: like your number one gig, dude, You're like, you love
Speaker 3: criticizing other films.
Speaker 1: I think, like, I think the reason James Cameron kind
Speaker 1: of feels that way is because he was like remember
Speaker 1: that scene in Terminator two where I'm like, bro, you
Speaker 1: don't know how bad atomic bombs could go. You could
Speaker 1: be at a park with your kid, and next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, your fucking skeleton hanging onto a chain link
Speaker 1: fence asking for your little boy to not be burned up.
Speaker 2: That ship was so metal. I feel like I feel
Speaker 2: like that was my entire idea of what a nuclear
Speaker 2: explosion looked like for still is basically to this.
Speaker 1: Well, you certainly haven't been into the Hiroshima Memorial Museum
Speaker 1: like I was many times as a kid, and you
Speaker 1: saw him melting. Dude, that museum fucked me up as
Speaker 1: a kid, because you know, in Japan, like that's just
Speaker 1: some shit, like that's a cultural thing you go to.
Speaker 1: And I remember there are like these like wax figures
Speaker 1: and shit that were really trying to show you, like
Speaker 1: what the fucking intensity of an atomic bomb did to
Speaker 1: a person's skin. It was not terminator too devastating. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he did go on. This is where then James
Speaker 1: Cameron sort of continues this quote. He goes, quote, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get into the politics of you know,
Speaker 1: should it have been dropped, should they have done it,
Speaker 1: and all the bad things Japan did to warrant it,
Speaker 1: or any of that kind of moralizing and politicizing.
Speaker 3: What the fuck I'm doing a political film, and I
Speaker 3: don't want to get into the politics of it.
Speaker 1: This is insane funny. This guy just goes I don't
Speaker 1: know if he was trying to dodge a bull. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like say, like why Japan deserved it.
Speaker 2: For any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Time filmmakers wore crimes aside and the terrible acts of
Speaker 1: the Japanese Imperial Army, Like do the people in those
Speaker 1: areas deserve to be vaporized by a nuclear weapon?
Speaker 2: Okay, they're all the same.
Speaker 1: I just want I just want to deal in a
Speaker 1: sense with like what happened, almost as if you could
Speaker 1: somehow be there and survive and see it. I just
Speaker 1: think it's so important right now for people to remember
Speaker 1: what these weapons do. This is the only case where
Speaker 1: they've been used against a human target. Setting aside all
Speaker 1: the politics and the fact that, you know, I'm going
Speaker 1: to make a film about Japanese people. I don't even
Speaker 1: speak Japanese, although I have a lot of friends there.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm no web.
Speaker 2: Setting aside. He kind of like drifts off there, setting
Speaker 2: aside all the politics and the fact that I'm going
Speaker 2: to make a film about Japanese people. I don't even
Speaker 2: speak Japanese, although I have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, what are you saying, sir?
Speaker 2: That sentences all over the But I'm just kind.
Speaker 1: Of stupid that way.
Speaker 2: Man. I guess call me a fucking idiot. Okay, I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Feel find doing that dude. Also, I like that he's
Speaker 3: proud that he doesn't speak Japanese, like maybe that's why
Speaker 3: he doesn't understand history.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't have I only.
Speaker 3: Have empathy for the language i'm speaking, Okay, and like
Speaker 3: the Japanese, there's a lot to deserve this.
Speaker 2: I don't speak Japanese, nor do I listen to Japanese people,
Speaker 2: but I will make a.
Speaker 3: Movie in Japanese.
Speaker 2: I have heard that song.
Speaker 3: That I do love from that time period, and here
Speaker 3: I will list them off. Was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is going?
Speaker 2: I just lost consciousness?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I mean I think he did meet that
Speaker 1: guy Stomo Yamaguchi, who like survived Nagasaki and Hiroshima. So
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of like, I mean, I did
Speaker 1: meet that dude. He's like the goat of a bomb victims, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: James Camick, what do you.
Speaker 3: Look to Michael Jordan of people who Jesus Christ surviving
Speaker 3: two atomic bombs that's insane?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so he is again going to
Speaker 1: just yeah, we'll see, we'll see what this movie looks like. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, it could bet you I'm not gonna watch it.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch Oppenheimer either. There's some movies where I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is too white and too old school. I cannot
Speaker 3: sit through three hours.
Speaker 1: I was I'm like, is there gonna be some commentary here,
Speaker 1: because like it can't just be like, Yo, the guy
Speaker 1: did it? Did what? Did what?
Speaker 3: What's the tone you're you thinking because you're saying did it?
Speaker 3: Like he accomplished something?
Speaker 1: Do you remember he's all like visited by like that
Speaker 1: freaky ghost lady. Dude, they're like having sex and stuff
Speaker 1: in his mind and.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was so hot. And she's like, I am
Speaker 2: become death. Doesn't that actually happens in the movie right
Speaker 2: where she's like say the quote yeah, and he's like, uh,
Speaker 2: the the one I'm famous for saying after I made
Speaker 2: the bomb. She's like, yeah, the one that says come
Speaker 2: in it. Could you do that? While you're fucking.
Speaker 1: Really they talk about like they said, it's like a
Speaker 1: book he was into. In this one interview they asked
Speaker 1: him about They're like, yo, terminator two. Bro, what the
Speaker 1: fuck was with that nuclear blast scene? It was a
Speaker 1: dream or whatever? He said. Quote that was Linda Linda
Speaker 1: Hamilton's character Sarah Connor at the playground watching the bomb
Speaker 1: flash and the blast effects. I had made myself a
Speaker 1: bit of a lay expert on thermonuclear weapons. I'd become
Speaker 1: fascinated by it since high school when I read the
Speaker 1: John Hersey book Hiroshima. It was a It was a
Speaker 1: slight book where he literally just reports what he saw
Speaker 1: and what was seen by those he interviewed. I don't
Speaker 1: remember how he got there to do that, but it
Speaker 1: was about the only thing you could find on Hiroshima
Speaker 1: at the time. So you know, I'm a bit of
Speaker 1: a lay.
Speaker 2: Expert on thermo nuclear webs I read raw book.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cannot write a more annoying character at a party.
Speaker 1: To talk to than James Cameron in real life and
Speaker 1: just in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That part where he gets up and says, I the
Speaker 2: king of the world at the oscars that you wrote
Speaker 2: pol was amazing, Like, how did you come up with
Speaker 2: that character. What an asshole.
Speaker 3: I just thought.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking what would be the most obnoxious and.
Speaker 3: Brodie sexually assaulting someone?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck off.
Speaker 2: People were like you could like nobody like it was
Speaker 2: like audible.
Speaker 1: Look how dead his eyes are when he says it, too,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't he can't even get he can't even
Speaker 1: get excited. I'm like in the world the way he's
Speaker 1: looking around, just looking, just searching for approval with those eyes, Like,
Speaker 1: bro you got hungry eyes.
Speaker 2: He is alone is Everybody should go watch this clip
Speaker 2: because his he like lose it, like he feels like
Speaker 2: the douche overcoming him as he says it, and like
Speaker 2: Diet like quips on it halfway through the world.
Speaker 8: Well down, James, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It starts frothing at the mouth.
Speaker 3: And then the hydrant on him.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Scientists do say that that scene in Terminator two is
Speaker 2: pretty accurate.
Speaker 3: I don't think and stayed up just from the wind alone.
Speaker 1: To it.
Speaker 2: They're pretty uh resilient. The chain link fences actually started.
Speaker 2: That scene started as a chain link fence advertisement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's like your kids chain fence. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: watching your kids at a playground, it gets vaporized and
Speaker 1: it's like your kids aren't going nowhere with our chain
Speaker 1: link fences. Not even a thermonuclear device can prevent that.
Speaker 2: Palin, what a pleasure having you as always on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank you find You today?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so nice to meet you. Where can
Speaker 2: people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: I am at Paula Viganalan p A l l A
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Speaker 3: oh nice. But yeah, you can find me at all
Speaker 3: those places. I run a show at the Comedy Store
Speaker 3: with my friends every month. Our next show is July eighteenth.
Speaker 3: It's called Facial Recognition Comedy. I just want to I
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Speaker 2: That's shout out to Zi Gang.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because all of our guests who are stand ups
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Speaker 3: I know. It's so good.
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Speaker 2: And also not to suggest like yeah, and also you're
Speaker 2: welcome for introducing you to great stand ups like pollay. Uh,
Speaker 2: you're welcome, guys that Yeah, that's right, you're welcome. No,
Speaker 2: but obviously it's not charity. You guys get to go
Speaker 2: see great stand ups. So sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Iran Military News at the Iran Military posted
Speaker 3: stunning in pink loving this bold and glamorous look hearts
Speaker 3: hashtag Billie Eilish and it's a picture of her like modeling.
Speaker 3: And then there's a quote tweet from Kisia underscore of
Speaker 3: avocado that's like, wrong account, diva.
Speaker 2: I know I saw that some.
Speaker 3: Iran military news.
Speaker 2: They've got they've got both, they're covering both.
Speaker 3: It's like when we found the Taylor Swift person was
Speaker 3: like an Israel occupying, forced defector or whatever. It was
Speaker 3: so fun.
Speaker 2: I love it. Miles. Where can people find you as
Speaker 2: their working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, find me everywhere fucking at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: You know, Miles and Jacko mad Boosti's we had our
Speaker 1: last episode last week. Check that out just for posterity stakes.
Speaker 1: Say you were there, you know, say you listened as
Speaker 1: ever anyway, and also find me talking ninety day fiance
Speaker 1: on four to twenty day Fiance. Uh. Well, one post
Speaker 1: I like just I think just sort of remind people
Speaker 1: how razor thin the margins are as they debate this
Speaker 1: completely fucked up bill that is going to create untold
Speaker 1: horror for millions of people in this country. Past guest
Speaker 1: with Jahad Ali at w A J A L I
Speaker 1: dot b Sky dot Social I said, four Republican votes
Speaker 1: in the House. That's it. That's what's needed to kill
Speaker 1: this horrific, sinful and murder's gop billionaire bill. Do four
Speaker 1: Republicans have the moral courage to do it? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they do, but that's all it takes.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll see otherwise, Oh boy, god, we'll goa oh oh.
Speaker 2: By God, let's see some works of media. I've been
Speaker 2: enjoying a dinosaur at Dinosaur nineteen sixty nine tweeted, it
Speaker 2: must have taken a long time to jack off all trades.
Speaker 2: I don't know, that's not even what they're saying is
Speaker 2: but Trill Withers tweeted, danger for your wife was really
Speaker 2: on his case. Man, man fucked up.
Speaker 3: Get out Rodney, Get out Queen. You don't deserve this, exactly, Dump.
Speaker 2: Her and Rose at Providence Lover tweeted, substack the only
Speaker 2: fans of the mind. That's really how they should themselves.
Speaker 2: Oh Bush Whacker tweeted a picture of a menu of McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure exactly where it is, but it says
Speaker 2: terry like it's a tarioky chicken sandwich with the little
Speaker 2: word Japan above it, something called the Big Roasty from Germany,
Speaker 2: and then Mick Pizza Bites, and they said, I'm loving
Speaker 2: the new McDonald's Access Powers menu and it really says
Speaker 2: great together about wow, like at the bottom of the menu.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, Brian
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Speaker 2: can go to the description of this episode wherever you're
Speaker 2: listening to it, and there you will find the footnotes
Speaker 2: where we link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 2: about in today's episode. We also link off to a
Speaker 2: song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
Speaker 2: a song that you think the people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's this surprise. Chef is like a sort of
Speaker 1: instrumental funk band from Melbourne, Australia that we've gone out
Speaker 1: on tracks from before. This is from a recent album
Speaker 1: they just put up. But this track is called Dangerous.
Speaker 1: This is just good instrumental, like kind of funky music.
Speaker 1: Wake up, you know, get your breakfast or cough whatever
Speaker 1: you do in the morning. Fucking play this ship in
Speaker 1: the background. You feel good about it. It's fucking fruit flies
Speaker 1: flying around Okay, Sorry, people know when they when we
Speaker 1: record this, I'm always waving at weird ass flies that
Speaker 1: come in through some window. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: fuck they come from.
Speaker 3: And Bryan fruit away, Miles.
Speaker 2: But there's just a pile of rotten fruit.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: They call it composting?
Speaker 1: I like to compost, my lunch hunter, my desk. This
Speaker 1: smells terrible, smells terrible, but anyway, yes, dangerous by surprise Chef.
Speaker 1: That's the track we're going out on. Sorry for that.
Speaker 2: Distraction, Surprise Chef. The last thing that I owe a
Speaker 2: debris is gonna say to the chef and bear the
Speaker 2: last on the last episode, Yes chef, no chef, and
Speaker 2: then surprise chef in the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's already stapped someone on that show.
Speaker 2: On then I've fallen off. I haven't watched in a season.
Speaker 2: I need to get back to the stabbing. Uh, get
Speaker 2: back to the stabbing. What the fuck am I talking about?
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