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Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: These are some of the.
Speaker 1: Things that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2: We will get into the Drake lawsuit.
Speaker 1: The uh.
Speaker 2: No fair, I'm I'm calling the police.
Speaker 3: You know response standard You called the police in the
Speaker 3: middle of a rap beef?
Speaker 2: Hip hop? Hip hop?
Speaker 4: Hip hop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: There's we we have different differing theories on what this
Speaker 1: says about Drake. Uh, because I think it was a
Speaker 1: cool move by him. I think this is gonna win
Speaker 1: that beef and win.
Speaker 4: Them that's happening called the cops.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just call the cops, babe, like a call?
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: What else happening while tariffs happen? So I haven't been.
Speaker 4: It's happened.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's going to be hitting Canada and Mexico
Speaker 3: with twenty five percent tariffs just with the you know,
Speaker 3: largest trading partners. It's where so many fruits and vegetables
Speaker 3: come from, in electronics, whatever everything. What's wild, though, is
Speaker 3: the Guardian, along with the story about reporting it, they
Speaker 3: also pulled Americans and sixty nine percent of Americans are like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the tariffs are definitely going to make things more expensive.
Speaker 3: Sixty percent of Republicans also believed this, So you fucking losers.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this just shows I don't think they vote for
Speaker 2: him because eggs.
Speaker 3: No, it's because it's because some people said that rather
Speaker 3: than saying like I don't like not white people.
Speaker 2: That aren't right what it is.
Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3: Go if you ain't assist white person, leave me alone,
Speaker 3: but I will I will claim and let me alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Cloud Shinbaum, the President of Mexico, has responded just saying quote,
Speaker 3: one tariff would be followed by another in response and
Speaker 3: so on until we put at risk our common businesses.
Speaker 3: And then also it was saying about like if it's
Speaker 3: about fentanyl, that says more about your society and maybe
Speaker 3: if you spent a fraction on what you do on
Speaker 3: like military and defense and put that back into your
Speaker 3: you know country, maybe you could tamp down on some
Speaker 3: of those issues rather than blaming you know, migrants, because
Speaker 3: something like eighty eight percent of the fentanyl that's get
Speaker 3: seized by the border was like from Americans bringing it in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not coming in on migrants.
Speaker 3: And when it does, it's coming in on like fucking
Speaker 3: trucks and shit, so very convoluted. But again, he's kicking
Speaker 3: off the fucking economic turbulence already.
Speaker 4: So hey, if you got shit that you get from.
Speaker 2: Over there, maybe maybe stock up a little bit love on.
Speaker 1: The president of Mexico has better things to say than
Speaker 1: any politician in our country every the most part. Can
Speaker 1: we go for the party that's in control Mexico for.
Speaker 2: In the US? What we better watch?
Speaker 4: The Democrats might be like, should we just do that?
Speaker 4: Should we just copy them? But a more water down
Speaker 4: I don't know, see feeling.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would take a more water down version
Speaker 1: that actually targeted neoliberalism.
Speaker 2: Not accurately.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no not actually no.
Speaker 1: We had a new head fake in the world of
Speaker 1: disgraced Republicans going over to Cameo with Lauren Bobert, the
Speaker 1: hot new trend Republicans getting their little dopamine flood, their
Speaker 1: little fam validation on cameo. This was it, Alast, this
Speaker 1: was not was not to last.
Speaker 4: This was her kicking off her cameo career. Hey, Cameo,
Speaker 4: it's your girl from Colorado, Lauren Bobert.
Speaker 3: I am so excited to be joining another platform where
Speaker 3: I can connect directly with supporters from all over the world,
Speaker 3: whether you.
Speaker 1: Or someone Okay, she pointed out the camera on that
Speaker 1: first PEP talk if.
Speaker 2: You want to surprise friends.
Speaker 3: Or whatever it goes on, she said, what's up? Is
Speaker 3: your girl from cob What are you? A fucking failed
Speaker 3: radio president? Lauren bulber Boy chir boy.
Speaker 2: President Joe Biden Ganggang.
Speaker 3: The plugins she used in pro tools made it sound
Speaker 3: like she was actually inside of a truck stop bathroom,
Speaker 3: So I'm really impressed with whatever production stuff she's got
Speaker 3: going on there. The sad part is you won't be
Speaker 3: able to get any of these videos because within hours
Speaker 3: of the page going up, it was deleted just as quickly.
Speaker 3: Since Bobert has no concept of ethics, personally or professionally.
Speaker 3: I think she didn't realize that she can't be trading
Speaker 3: off of her name as a congress person to do
Speaker 3: like paid appearances and shit, that's a no no. And
Speaker 3: I think she was just playing copycat with Matt Gets
Speaker 3: and was like.
Speaker 2: Well, he's doing it.
Speaker 3: It's like he's he resigned in disgrace whatever, Yeah, to
Speaker 3: try it.
Speaker 1: Her performance reminds me of the RNC rebuttal lady who
Speaker 1: came after Biden's one bright spot of the past two
Speaker 1: years this like good State of the Union where they
Speaker 1: got him on the good uppers and the rebuttal was
Speaker 1: just kind of weird and like kind of she would
Speaker 1: like emphasize the wrong word and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah Katie Britt, who yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like somewhere out there there must be like
Speaker 1: an RNC performance coach who has very strange ideas about
Speaker 1: how people should speak on camera, Like Okay, now close
Speaker 1: your eyes for three seconds for no reason. Now point
Speaker 1: at the camera and roll your eyes into the back
Speaker 1: of your head for emphasis.
Speaker 2: I get roll it as how yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Now get a warm smile and freeze it
Speaker 1: for fifteen seconds so it looks like you're about to
Speaker 1: Pitch Forward with a Knife in your back and an
Speaker 1: old mystery TV.
Speaker 3: Show, because none of them are actually experienced in being
Speaker 3: authentic when speaking publicly. They're all doing some version of
Speaker 3: a newscast or they grew up with and that's their
Speaker 3: way of like talking. So they're like, hey, it's your girl,
Speaker 3: well Warren Bober from Colorado, letting you know. It's like
Speaker 3: you're doing promo for like a pet store that's about
Speaker 3: to open up in your local town or some shit.
Speaker 3: It's just very contrived, and hey, they blessed them, bless
Speaker 3: them because I mean she she threw a little you know,
Speaker 3: flavor in there by saying it's your girl from college girl.
Speaker 4: You could get over that.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back with more news stories on this our news podcast.
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and we just wanted to check in with
Speaker 1: the new candidate for Attorney General, Pam Bondie.
Speaker 2: Yondy oh man.
Speaker 3: We thought maybe people were like, oh, well, at least
Speaker 3: it's not Matt Gates, And you're like, here's the thing
Speaker 3: about the person they just brought in.
Speaker 4: It's Pam Bondy. So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: She is scarier than Gates, I would say, because not
Speaker 3: only is she just as craven and partisan as MATD.
Speaker 3: Gates is, she actually has experience being an attorney general,
Speaker 3: but for the state of Florida. And she's made it
Speaker 3: clear for like over a year now. She's been auditioning
Speaker 3: by like constantly being on TV's like when the Republicans
Speaker 3: are back in the White House, I will make sure
Speaker 3: I am ready to go after Trump's enemies. And guess
Speaker 3: what you are now squarely the new nominee for attorney
Speaker 3: general and pretty much anything bad you can do as
Speaker 3: a politician, or anything bad you can stand for as
Speaker 3: a politician, she has done or embraces ideologically. But there's
Speaker 3: just like this one part if you're an interesting texture,
Speaker 3: because not only did she accept like a twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars campaign donation, some would call it a bribe
Speaker 3: that prevented the state of Florida from joining a class
Speaker 3: action suit, a class action lawsuit against Trump University, which
Speaker 3: is very shady. Yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: like a little bit of grease payment. But then there's
Speaker 3: this story that I just saw about how she stole
Speaker 3: a Saint Bernard during Hurricane Katrina. So wow, when apparent
Speaker 3: this Saint Bernard was like at like a panelas County,
Speaker 3: like dog, like a humane society. She adopted the dog
Speaker 3: like right away it was I guess was Master Tank
Speaker 3: and then she renamed it to Noah. And then the
Speaker 3: actual owners are like this older couple from Louisiana. They
Speaker 3: tracked the dog down to her home and they found
Speaker 3: that the dog was with her and they're like, hey,
Speaker 3: can we.
Speaker 4: Get our fucking dog back? And she was like, nah,
Speaker 4: it's my dog. I don't even know how the fuck
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 3: So then there was like a lawsuit ensued. Pam Bondi's
Speaker 3: defense was, quote, I took a dog who was a
Speaker 3: walking skeleton. That's what was wrong with him before the hurricane.
Speaker 3: If I thought I was sending him to a stable
Speaker 3: environment where he would be cared for, as hard as
Speaker 3: it would be, I'd put him in my car and
Speaker 3: drive him back myself.
Speaker 4: I made a promise to him that I would protect him.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: They eventually settled out of court and the older couple
Speaker 3: got their dog back, and then Bondi just replaced that
Speaker 3: Saint Bernard with another one.
Speaker 2: So you know, she's like, I'm sure she did.
Speaker 1: It's the same Bernard, because she really cared about it
Speaker 1: and it was in no way just a pissing contest, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 3: When you asked the couple, they have said the agreement
Speaker 3: initially was that she would visit the dog because she
Speaker 3: said she was so attached, and pay the medical bills.
Speaker 3: She hasn't done either, but the couple doesn't care because
Speaker 3: they're like, we just want our fucking dog back. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah, sorry, Pam.
Speaker 2: That's so wild to be like, I am just helping.
Speaker 2: There's a national tragedy in Katrina. I'm gonna help.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of dogs were displaced. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the bridge for this dog to a new presidential administration,
Speaker 1: the bridge dog owner. And then they're like, okay, we
Speaker 1: found the owners. Actually, like fuck you, you're writing it back.
Speaker 2: It's my fucking dog.
Speaker 4: Fuck off.
Speaker 2: This dog was mine.
Speaker 4: It's mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: So it was a scale, dude, it was a fucking scale.
Speaker 4: When I picked it up, I thought scale.
Speaker 1: Immediately throws the dog she supposedly cares about under the corner.
Speaker 3: This dog was a fucking skull when I found him,
Speaker 3: Like shit, I mean yeah, you kind of did.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: So yeah, prepared. Well, we're again like with most appointments
Speaker 3: we've been hearing about. We got a hedge fun guy
Speaker 3: becoming the Secretary of the Treasury. It's all systems go
Speaker 3: on the buffoonery. So we'll we'll talk more as these
Speaker 3: people become, you know, come to us in higher definition.
Speaker 3: But for the moment, just know that the Trump administration
Speaker 3: is transitioning as.
Speaker 4: We expected with absolutely you know, they's just.
Speaker 1: Gonna be cool, very cool and normal people. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about Macy's real quick, because there's a chance that the
Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is that when they do it
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day parades this year tomorrow, we'll just have like
Speaker 1: the balloons will just be like normal size, snoopy balloon,
Speaker 1: like a balloon like a kid is car.
Speaker 3: It's a mylar balloon from a fucking grocery store, snoopy
Speaker 3: mylar balloon, and they're like zoom zoom in assholes. What
Speaker 3: it's all wobbly. It's so small. I can't keep it
Speaker 3: in focus. The wind is too intense.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming this story is about some sort of
Speaker 1: massive massive criminal conspiracy, but the way it's being currently
Speaker 1: reported suggests that like one person started using their job
Speaker 1: as like Macy's small package deliveries account manager and just
Speaker 1: like went fucking wild to the tune of one hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty two million dollars because they Macy's was forced
Speaker 1: to delay reporting its third quarter earnings, like the whole
Speaker 1: company had to stop their earnings report after an employee
Speaker 1: hit up to one hundred and fifty four million dollars
Speaker 1: in expenses related to delivering small packages.
Speaker 2: According to CBS News.
Speaker 3: This is the thing I don't understand, because they did say,
Speaker 3: like I don't know what exactly they were concealing with
Speaker 3: the like fake expenses because the Macy's was saying like
Speaker 3: this didn't affect like vendors.
Speaker 4: Or customers or our companies cash. I'm like, are we
Speaker 4: are you sure?
Speaker 2: Are you sure about that? What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: But they said, because you also know, like they're not
Speaker 3: pursuing at the moment, they're not pursuing criminal charges. It's
Speaker 3: very like unclear, and I'm it, I'm more intrigued the
Speaker 3: more I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck? Why is it? Oneted person? Who
Speaker 2: is this person.
Speaker 1: Saying it was one employee overseeing small package delivery expenses,
Speaker 1: and it like they racked up one hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: two to one hundred and fifty four million dollars worth
Speaker 1: of delivery expenses. Like the fact that it's specifically delivery expenses,
Speaker 1: it's just like I'm picturing like the expense account equivalent
Speaker 1: of someone who takes like a little lick of icing
Speaker 1: on the side of a cake and then like had
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, I better even that out on the
Speaker 1: other side, and then they like keep doing it until
Speaker 1: they've stolen one hundred and thirty two million dollars. They're
Speaker 1: just like, oh fuck, I better cover that. Well, they
Speaker 1: I had a big lunch yesterday, so they're gonna expect
Speaker 1: me to have a big lunch today and then.
Speaker 2: Better take a humor all icing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Again, if someone understands how any of this works, like
Speaker 3: like mechanically, I really want to know, like what do
Speaker 3: you get out of hiding these expensive and and how
Speaker 3: did they like I'm assuming they enriched themselves potentially, but
Speaker 3: if they.
Speaker 1: Did it like this is probably like they had somebody
Speaker 1: who was fairly high up in the company who was
Speaker 1: actually not really a person, but like was part like
Speaker 1: the front of a scam that was just like working
Speaker 1: remotely and they just didn't have good kind of information
Speaker 1: security in place to deal with it. And so now
Speaker 1: they're like, fuck, fuck, fuck, how do we make this
Speaker 1: not look wildly irresponsible?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is going all the way back to
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, and I mean I get it. Macy's
Speaker 3: as a company is not doing well because let's be real,
Speaker 3: this is it ain't ninety six, Like we're not going
Speaker 3: into the department store to get our pajamas this year,
Speaker 3: like just people don't shop that way anymore. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I don't It does feel a little weird, like just
Speaker 3: fucking hide shit.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know the guy. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 2: why everyone's asking so many questions and wait with them.
Speaker 3: But how is it bad that we didn't even realize
Speaker 3: that one person could do this?
Speaker 2: You couldn't do that? What the fuck isn't fair? We gotta.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Grafton scamming. They are America's number one
Speaker 1: pastime supplanting football and fucking apple pies.
Speaker 2: I guess the church, Yeah, yeah, church.
Speaker 1: Then it was football, then it was fucking apple Pies
Speaker 1: and the Great Men American Pie.
Speaker 2: Remember that movie? Cool reference, Jack.
Speaker 4: I'm about to watch that for Thanksgiving with the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday, November twenty sixth. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: a whole lest episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves again, the vaccine,
Speaker 1: get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Bye bye,