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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of What

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Speaker 1: they trend About?

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Speaker 2: They trend about nothing? What they trend They trend about nothing?

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Speaker 2: What they trend about they trend about nothing.

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Speaker 1: Courtesy of Vanadium Silver and Steaming Chuck and Steaming Chuck

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Speaker 1: on the discords.

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Speaker 3: A call and response in the discord. I like that

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Speaker 3: Silver said what they trended about steaming chuck.

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Speaker 4: They trend am on none.

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Speaker 2: They try to go h my name is Jack beat Over,

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Speaker 2: there is Miles.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: These are some of the.

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Speaker 1: Things that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: We will get into the Drake lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: The uh.

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Speaker 2: No fair, I'm I'm calling the police.

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Speaker 3: You know response standard You called the police in the

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Speaker 3: middle of a rap beef?

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Speaker 2: Hip hop? Hip hop?

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Speaker 4: Hip hop?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So we'll talk about that.

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Speaker 1: There's we we have different differing theories on what this

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Speaker 1: says about Drake. Uh, because I think it was a

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Speaker 1: cool move by him. I think this is gonna win

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Speaker 1: that beef and win.

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Speaker 4: Them that's happening called the cops.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, just call the cops, babe, like a call?

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: What else happening while tariffs happen? So I haven't been.

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Speaker 4: It's happened.

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Speaker 3: He's like, he's going to be hitting Canada and Mexico

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Speaker 3: with twenty five percent tariffs just with the you know,

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Speaker 3: largest trading partners. It's where so many fruits and vegetables

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Speaker 3: come from, in electronics, whatever everything. What's wild, though, is

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Speaker 3: the Guardian, along with the story about reporting it, they

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Speaker 3: also pulled Americans and sixty nine percent of Americans are like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: the tariffs are definitely going to make things more expensive.

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Speaker 3: Sixty percent of Republicans also believed this, So you fucking losers.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, this just shows I don't think they vote for

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Speaker 2: him because eggs.

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Speaker 3: No, it's because it's because some people said that rather

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Speaker 3: than saying like I don't like not white people.

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Speaker 2: That aren't right what it is.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 3: Go if you ain't assist white person, leave me alone,

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Speaker 3: but I will I will claim and let me alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Cloud Shinbaum, the President of Mexico, has responded just saying quote,

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Speaker 3: one tariff would be followed by another in response and

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Speaker 3: so on until we put at risk our common businesses.

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Speaker 3: And then also it was saying about like if it's

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Speaker 3: about fentanyl, that says more about your society and maybe

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Speaker 3: if you spent a fraction on what you do on

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Speaker 3: like military and defense and put that back into your

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Speaker 3: you know country, maybe you could tamp down on some

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Speaker 3: of those issues rather than blaming you know, migrants, because

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Speaker 3: something like eighty eight percent of the fentanyl that's get

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Speaker 3: seized by the border was like from Americans bringing it in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not coming in on migrants.

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Speaker 3: And when it does, it's coming in on like fucking

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Speaker 3: trucks and shit, so very convoluted. But again, he's kicking

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Speaker 3: off the fucking economic turbulence already.

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Speaker 4: So hey, if you got shit that you get from.

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Speaker 2: Over there, maybe maybe stock up a little bit love on.

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Speaker 1: The president of Mexico has better things to say than

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Speaker 1: any politician in our country every the most part. Can

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Speaker 1: we go for the party that's in control Mexico for.

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Speaker 2: In the US? What we better watch?

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Speaker 4: The Democrats might be like, should we just do that?

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Speaker 4: Should we just copy them? But a more water down

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Speaker 4: I don't know, see feeling.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would take a more water down version

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Speaker 1: that actually targeted neoliberalism.

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Speaker 2: Not accurately.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no not actually no.

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Speaker 1: We had a new head fake in the world of

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Speaker 1: disgraced Republicans going over to Cameo with Lauren Bobert, the

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Speaker 1: hot new trend Republicans getting their little dopamine flood, their

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Speaker 1: little fam validation on cameo. This was it, Alast, this

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Speaker 4: This was her kicking off her cameo career. Hey, Cameo,

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Speaker 4: it's your girl from Colorado, Lauren Bobert.

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Speaker 3: I am so excited to be joining another platform where

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Speaker 3: I can connect directly with supporters from all over the world,

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Speaker 1: Or someone Okay, she pointed out the camera on that

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Speaker 2: You want to surprise friends.

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Speaker 3: Or whatever it goes on, she said, what's up? Is

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Speaker 2: President Joe Biden Ganggang.

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Speaker 3: The plugins she used in pro tools made it sound

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Speaker 3: So I'm really impressed with whatever production stuff she's got

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Speaker 3: of the page going up, it was deleted just as quickly.

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Speaker 3: Since Bobert has no concept of ethics, personally or professionally.

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Speaker 3: I think she didn't realize that she can't be trading

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Speaker 3: like paid appearances and shit, that's a no no. And

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Speaker 3: I think she was just playing copycat with Matt Gets

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Speaker 2: Well, he's doing it.

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Speaker 3: It's like he's he resigned in disgrace whatever, Yeah, to

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Speaker 3: try it.

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Speaker 1: Her performance reminds me of the RNC rebuttal lady who

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Speaker 1: came after Biden's one bright spot of the past two

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Speaker 1: years this like good State of the Union where they

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Speaker 2: Yeah Katie Britt, who yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like somewhere out there there must be like

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Speaker 1: an RNC performance coach who has very strange ideas about

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Speaker 1: how people should speak on camera, Like Okay, now close

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Speaker 1: your eyes for three seconds for no reason. Now point

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Speaker 1: at the camera and roll your eyes into the back

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Speaker 1: of your head for emphasis.

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Speaker 2: I get roll it as how yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Now get a warm smile and freeze it

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Speaker 1: for fifteen seconds so it looks like you're about to

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Speaker 1: Pitch Forward with a Knife in your back and an

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Speaker 1: old mystery TV.

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Speaker 3: Show, because none of them are actually experienced in being

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Speaker 3: way of like talking. So they're like, hey, it's your girl,

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Speaker 3: well Warren Bober from Colorado, letting you know. It's like

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Speaker 3: you're doing promo for like a pet store that's about

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Speaker 3: It's just very contrived, and hey, they blessed them, bless

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Speaker 3: them because I mean she she threw a little you know,

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Speaker 3: flavor in there by saying it's your girl from college girl.

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Speaker 4: You could get over that.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

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Speaker 1: right back with more news stories on this our news podcast.

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Speaker 2: And we're back.

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Speaker 1: We're back, and we just wanted to check in with

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Speaker 1: the new candidate for Attorney General, Pam Bondie.

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Speaker 2: Yondy oh man.

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Speaker 3: We thought maybe people were like, oh, well, at least

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Speaker 3: it's not Matt Gates, And you're like, here's the thing

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Speaker 3: about the person they just brought in.

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Speaker 4: It's Pam Bondy. So here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: She is scarier than Gates, I would say, because not

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Speaker 3: only is she just as craven and partisan as MATD.

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Speaker 3: Gates is, she actually has experience being an attorney general,

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Speaker 3: but for the state of Florida. And she's made it

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Speaker 3: clear for like over a year now. She's been auditioning

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Speaker 3: by like constantly being on TV's like when the Republicans

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Speaker 3: I am ready to go after Trump's enemies. And guess

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Speaker 3: what you are now squarely the new nominee for attorney

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Speaker 3: general and pretty much anything bad you can do as

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Speaker 3: a politician, she has done or embraces ideologically. But there's

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Speaker 3: just like this one part if you're an interesting texture,

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Speaker 3: because not only did she accept like a twenty five

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Speaker 3: that prevented the state of Florida from joining a class

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Speaker 3: action suit, a class action lawsuit against Trump University, which

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Speaker 3: is very shady. Yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: like a little bit of grease payment. But then there's

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Speaker 3: this story that I just saw about how she stole

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Speaker 3: a Saint Bernard during Hurricane Katrina. So wow, when apparent

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Speaker 3: this Saint Bernard was like at like a panelas County,

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Speaker 3: and then she renamed it to Noah. And then the

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Speaker 4: Get our fucking dog back? And she was like, nah,

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Speaker 4: it's my dog. I don't even know how the fuck

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Speaker 3: So then there was like a lawsuit ensued. Pam Bondi's

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Speaker 3: defense was, quote, I took a dog who was a

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Speaker 4: I made a promise to him that I would protect him.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: They eventually settled out of court and the older couple

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Speaker 3: got their dog back, and then Bondi just replaced that

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Speaker 2: So you know, she's like, I'm sure she did.

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Speaker 1: It's the same Bernard, because she really cared about it

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Speaker 1: and it was in no way just a pissing contest, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, yeah.

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Speaker 3: When you asked the couple, they have said the agreement

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Speaker 3: She hasn't done either, but the couple doesn't care because

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Speaker 3: they're like, we just want our fucking dog back. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: so yeah, sorry, Pam.

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Speaker 2: That's so wild to be like, I am just helping.

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Speaker 2: There's a national tragedy in Katrina. I'm gonna help.

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Speaker 1: Like a lot of dogs were displaced. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: the bridge for this dog to a new presidential administration,

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Speaker 1: the bridge dog owner. And then they're like, okay, we

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Speaker 1: found the owners. Actually, like fuck you, you're writing it back.

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Speaker 2: It's my fucking dog.

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Speaker 4: Fuck off.

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Speaker 2: This dog was mine.

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Speaker 4: It's mine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: So it was a scale, dude, it was a fucking scale.

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Speaker 4: When I picked it up, I thought scale.

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Speaker 1: Immediately throws the dog she supposedly cares about under the corner.

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Speaker 3: This dog was a fucking skull when I found him,

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Speaker 3: Like shit, I mean yeah, you kind of did.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, prepared. Well, we're again like with most appointments

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Speaker 3: becoming the Secretary of the Treasury. It's all systems go

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Speaker 3: on the buffoonery. So we'll we'll talk more as these

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Speaker 3: people become, you know, come to us in higher definition.

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Speaker 4: We expected with absolutely you know, they's just.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be cool, very cool and normal people. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is that when they do it

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Speaker 3: It's a mylar balloon from a fucking grocery store, snoopy

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Speaker 3: it's all wobbly. It's so small. I can't keep it

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Speaker 1: So I'm assuming this story is about some sort of

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Speaker 3: This is the thing I don't understand, because they did say,

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Speaker 3: like I don't know what exactly they were concealing with

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Speaker 4: Or customers or our companies cash. I'm like, are we

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Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck? Why is it? Oneted person? Who

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Speaker 1: Saying it was one employee overseeing small package delivery expenses,

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Speaker 2: Better take a humor all icing.

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Speaker 3: this is it ain't ninety six, Like we're not going

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Speaker 3: But how is it bad that we didn't even realize

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Speaker 2: You couldn't do that? What the fuck isn't fair? We gotta.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Grafton scamming. They are America's number one

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Speaker 1: pastime supplanting football and fucking apple pies.

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Speaker 2: I guess the church, Yeah, yeah, church.

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Speaker 1: Then it was football, then it was fucking apple Pies

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Speaker 1: and the Great Men American Pie.

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Speaker 2: Remember that movie? Cool reference, Jack.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to watch that for Thanksgiving with the family.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Tuesday, November twenty sixth. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a whole lest episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves again, the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye,