1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: The Nicky Kleiser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: Glaser. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: Hello here, I am the Glaser Podcast. Welcome to it. 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles with UH. I reassembled a 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: crew of people that was really fun to hang out with. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: Last time. I had like a big night in Los 7 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 1: Angeles and the studio is really the studio has really 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: good lighting and I had hair and makeup today because 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: I did Conan's podcast. So I was like, let's capitalize 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: on it. Let's reassemble the team, and let's have another 11 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: podcast that with Chris Convey, Brian Frangie, Andrew Colin and 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: Niki Glazer. You Night, Big Night recap special episode. That's 13 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: what we'll call them as the mic just hit me 14 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: in the face. So yeah, last night I did the 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: sb's What's up guys? 16 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 2: I feel I just it just hit me. 17 00:00:53,440 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 3: And we looked like Jonas brothers, Which one are you? 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: Which one do you want to be nipples? I think 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: there are under four? Isn't there one? 20 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,759 Speaker 4: As show? 21 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 22 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 4: Well like Family Affair. 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: It was like on mute the other night and we 24 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: were like half watching it, but I was like kind 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: of wanting to unmute because I was like, this looks 26 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: kind of good because it's a it's about people that 27 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: are related to celebrities, but no one knows who the 28 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: celebrity is they're related to, and they all have to 29 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: like guess and try to we try at home to 30 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: figure it out. 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 2: My buddy's a twin of Jake, going, oh, that identical twin. 32 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: And the show it's like they got to get him 33 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: on the show, but he would be known right away 34 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: because he's an identical twin. What he does do They 35 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: still look the same because one of them is like 36 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: a multi million dollar recording arts that reminds me of a. 37 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 4: Remember is it gold case from thirty Rock, the game 38 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 4: show hosted by John McEnroe. 39 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 2: No, I don't worry you to. 40 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 4: Guess who's to guess who whose case was filled with gold? 41 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 4: And it was always like a model that was like 42 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 4: strug that one. 43 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 2: I love. 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: I love thirty Rock. I could revisit it all any day, 45 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: all day. It's just packed, like it's just packed with less. 46 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin is so good. I know I've talked about 47 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,679 Speaker 1: it before, but I'm like obsessed with Jimmy Glick right now. 48 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like coming out of my obsession. I've 49 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: watched a lot in his Alex Baldwin's One with Him? 50 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: Did you have you guys have seen it, and I've 51 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: talked about it already, I think extensively. But I read 52 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,239 Speaker 1: Martin Schwartz book. I don't know if I've talked about 53 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: that on here, but. 54 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: I read that book. 55 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,079 Speaker 1: You did. 56 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 2: I don't remember any of it, but I do remember. 57 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, and oh my god. He goes on the show 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: What Dixie, Oh my god for that's Jimmy clicks. 59 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 60 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: Wife, I can't do the voice, but I want to 61 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: do it so bad. I want to learn it. There's 62 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: this amazing clip of him from thirty where Kirby Enthusiasm, Uh, 63 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: Martin Martin and runs into Larry David on the street 64 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: and he like teaches him how to do the Jimmy 65 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: click impersonation because he's like, it's very interesting, and then 66 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 1: he does an amazing Larry David to him, did you 67 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: see this recently? Like was going around? 68 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 2: I have at the very end, I mean, Jimmy, that 69 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 2: was the best improvised stuff. The way he moved, like 70 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 2: when he would get up, you know and just like yes, 71 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 2: like became huge and like you couldn't like I felt 72 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 2: like he was like he had to stop doing it 73 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 2: because like with like fat culture and people. Oh really, 74 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 2: I don't know, may I don't think No. 75 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: I don't think so, because it was never like he 76 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: would just eat his feelings very quickly. Damn it, I 77 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: keep kidding. Domestically abused by Mike. 78 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 5: I don't think jim nyck Click was destroyed by fat shaming. No, 79 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 5: I don't think its course kind of ye, the days 80 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 5: of like ready to come Back, there was a period 81 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 5: of time when a lot of people were dressing up 82 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 5: as a hidden figures and they were trying to trick people, 83 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 5: and the age of borat and it kind of just 84 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 5: like fizzled out. 85 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: It's true. 86 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 4: Are you talking about the women who. 87 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 5: Were Yeah, the women who work for NASA they hidden 88 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 5: figures that, Yeah, they would dress up and people kind 89 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 5: of I know, I'm not trying to say they weren't 90 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 5: real astronauts. They were just too fat. They were all fat. 91 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 4: We restart the vodcaon. 92 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's welcome. Hi, welcome to the Dicluser podcast. Uh 93 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: take one. 94 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so fat people are gross. 95 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: It's I didn't think it was like because I kind 96 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 1: of like it because it is sometimes like I didn't 97 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: really understand it at first, like why he's eating like 98 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: his feelings. But then there's a really poignant moment with 99 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: him with John Stewart and he's like, you know, he's 100 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: asking about you just quit smoking, and he's describing like 101 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: trying to quit smoking, and then he goes, I don't 102 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: know if you and then Jimmy starts stuffing donuts in 103 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: his face and he goes, I don't know if you know. 104 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: I was filling a hole deep inside me with the cigarettes, 105 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: and I don't know if that's something you can relate to. 106 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 1: And donors are pouring out of his mouth that he's doing, 107 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: and then you go, you go, oh my god, there's 108 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,919 Speaker 1: some humanity in this care like he just he's amazing. 109 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: Like I'm I just got done telling Chris that I'm like, 110 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: I want to be friends with Martin Short, like it's 111 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: it is something that I'm going to pursue, like not 112 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: in the like Taylor Swifton like no, that's not like 113 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: that will happen if it's meant to be. But this, 114 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, I really want I want to affect the way, 115 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: like I want to affect fate and go like I'm 116 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: just gonna go. You think that's the way I'm going 117 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: to become friends with Martin Shorties. I'm going to get 118 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: on the show. 119 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 5: I'm gonna get. 120 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: Get good at auditioning. Care enough about being on a 121 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 1: show too, Like, No, I just want to be friends 122 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: with him. But I don't think that's the root I'm 123 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: going to take. 124 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 4: There's something think you just flat out reach out to him. 125 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: You d m him? 126 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, just flat out? 127 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: Just do you think he checked Martin checks his DM. 128 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't say DM. I would say like any 129 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 4: email or yah through agents or something, just be like 130 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 4: I love you, I want to hang out. I want 131 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 4: to hang out with you. 132 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like I'm reading his book. I'm just like, oh, 133 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: this is someone who is fun to hang out with 134 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: because they like to entertain and they're not there, like 135 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: they don't mind you just being like do jiminy and 136 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: like he would just do it. I thought that way 137 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: about Dana Carvey when I went to dinner with him. 138 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: It was like it was a spectacle. It was a show. 139 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 1: Me and Kyle Dunninggan were at dinner with uh Spade 140 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: and we did not know that Dana Carvey was gonna 141 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: be there. And then suddenly we're having it because the 142 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: Spade did. He's like, I'm inviting a friend. I'm not 143 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell you who, and then you show up and 144 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 1: it's Dana Carvey and I was just like it was 145 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: the But Kyle and I left at dinner, we were like, 146 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: we can't believe it. 147 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 4: Like he drove me back home. 148 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: And he was like, dude, you don't understand. He's my hero. 149 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: Like we like recapped it, but we were both freaking out. 150 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: But it was so fun because he was just you 151 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: don't you don't have to be nervous because you're just 152 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 1: watching a show. 153 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, you almost said that to me today with Conan, 154 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 4: I was like, hey, what time are we meeting for lunch? 155 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 4: And you you were back co ConA wants to have 156 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 4: lunch with us, and I was like what I started 157 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 4: cleaning the hotel room. My god, I was getting rid 158 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 4: of No he was in this. You were just like 159 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 4: what you meant was some day. 160 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: Which also means never, but I was like, no, I will. 161 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: I would love to have lunch. So I'm like I'm 162 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: going to also seek that out, even though maybe it 163 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: was something he actually doesn't want to do. But it 164 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: was just offering to be nice, but he took When 165 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: I got there, he was like, I need to know 166 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: about this guy. Who's the guy. I've never met the guy, 167 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you have to meet the guy loves you. 168 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,119 Speaker 1: The reason I love the guy is because he loves 169 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: you as much as I like. That's one of the 170 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: foundations of our relationship, is like, and then I didn't 171 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: get a chance to tell of them him that, Like 172 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: I contacted one of his writers from back in the day, 173 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: had him do a special birthday present for Chris, and like, 174 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: I wrote a cone in scripts you had him. 175 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 4: Your wife slash fiancees. Ever, like we every like six 176 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 4: months we end up watching like the same cone and clips. 177 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the same Jim And like, do you guys ever, 178 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 4: do you guys have anything that you do? 179 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 5: You guys keep coming back and share that we were 180 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 5: that we returned to again and again, and. 181 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 4: That you just constant because we'll just some sometimes we'll 182 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 4: stay ups like two in the morning and watching. 183 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 2: Random But I don't know if you've ever seen it's 184 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 2: it on YouTube deep cut. Yeah, it's an only fans 185 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 2: this double. 186 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: You watch for hours. 187 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, we just watched for hours. I'm usually not in 188 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 2: the room. Uh, it's on your account that one. So 189 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 2: I uh, I know we watched this thing called Old 190 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 2: Greg on you. 191 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't know what that is. 192 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 2: Old Greg. It's like, I'm Old Greg, Old Greg. 193 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who's talking. 194 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,959 Speaker 2: It's okay. It's such a weird video where this guy 195 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 2: he's like a man fish. It's an English like a 196 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 2: duo like jokes. It's not a cartoon, no, it's kind 197 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 2: of like Monty Python. And so he catches this guy 198 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 2: who's a man fish name Old Greg. 199 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,320 Speaker 1: He's dressed, Olivia's holding up He's just holding up Old Greg. 200 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 2: And then Old Old Greg kidnaps him and then they're 201 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 2: stuck in a room and he's just like he's in 202 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 2: love with Bailey's and like it's just like the weirdest 203 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 2: wird Did you see this huge on YouTube like fifteen 204 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 2: years ago. 205 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 4: I can't believe you you haven't seen this on Reddit 206 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 4: because every once in a while will pop. 207 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: Up because people looks familiar. 208 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 4: It's like one of those cult following things where people 209 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 4: they get onto Old Greg. 210 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: Like the which the one I'm super into is the 211 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: adult Swim one. Too many cooks like that kind of thing, 212 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 1: like a comedy phenomenon, like, yeah, it was online. 213 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 2: Remember the lizard that was stuck? 214 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 4: Whose floor? 215 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 2: Is this not my floor and not my problem? It 216 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:34,839 Speaker 2: was that kind of I don't know that either. 217 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,239 Speaker 4: You have you ever heard the chronic what of Narnia? 218 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 6: Oh? 219 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 1: That I never was like super into. I think the 220 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: first one that got me was maybe Dick. 221 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 6: In a Box. 222 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 4: Oh of the Lonely Island one. 223 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that it was glked until way later. 224 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm so into them now, but like at first, it 225 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 1: took me a second. What was it? What's that one? 226 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,679 Speaker 2: He was an alien and he had he's never had said, Okay, this. 227 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: Is I don't know the Lonely Island? You know what 228 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,319 Speaker 1: they gripped me? Uh, Space Olympics. 229 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 4: Space is so good. 230 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: It's such a good song. I love that song and 231 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: I love Andy Samberg's performance in it. Like, if you 232 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,199 Speaker 1: haven't seen Space Olympics or what are the other ones? 233 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: We need to go check out old drag and glurk. 234 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,719 Speaker 4: And brace yourself because there's no no gravity. 235 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Space Olympics. Wait, what are some other ones? 236 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,719 Speaker 1: He did? He's doing like an ad like not even 237 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: an ad like a like what the opening number? Welcome 238 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: to the Space Olympics, the year twenty the year forty two, 239 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: take part in a grand tradition. 240 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 4: I keep it, I want to say, I keep your 241 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 4: ass at the mini bar. 242 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the worst line in the whole thing. 243 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,199 Speaker 1: It really is that? My god, why is that in there? 244 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's fine. It's like the whole 245 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 1: the whole thing is so good. 246 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 4: Swords, yeah, totally. 247 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: They start running out of oxygen. He was like suddenly 248 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 1: he like doing this dormit. He's like, welcome to the 249 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: Space Olympics. You all get one June. You're sweet. If 250 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,599 Speaker 1: I have lyrics in front of me, don't cover. 251 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 4: The lyrics, you know, i'd. 252 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 5: Be able to performance. 253 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: I like what I really would, because I'm I'm split 254 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 1: right now in between like trying to be performing or 255 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: trying to remember it. 256 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,680 Speaker 2: And I can't do a Charlie song from Always Sunning 257 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 2: to make up for it. 258 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 1: Oh god, I can do that. 259 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what song is that? 260 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,840 Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, let me let me channel it. I 261 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 1: think Andrew had to like witness me, like try to 262 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: memorize this. 263 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 2: He the the. 264 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: Day man nightman. Yeah, nightmn sneaky and mean, spider and 265 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,360 Speaker 1: sand my dreams. I think I love you. You make 266 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,679 Speaker 1: me want to die, You make me want to cry. Oh, 267 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, I love you, I 268 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,319 Speaker 1: love you. I love you night man. Every night you're 269 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 1: coming to my room and pin me down with your 270 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: strong arms. Yeah, you pin me down and I try 271 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,319 Speaker 1: to fight you. You calm inside me, you fill me up, 272 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: and I become the nightman. It's just two men sharing 273 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: the night. It might seem wrong, but it's just right. 274 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: It's just two men sharing each other. It's just two men, 275 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,720 Speaker 1: like loving brothers, one on top and one on bottom, 276 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: one inside and one is out. One is screaming he's 277 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 1: so happy, and the other is screaming a passionate shout. 278 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: It's the nightmare, the feeling so wrong and right man, 279 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: the feeling so wrong and right man. I can't fighte 280 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,720 Speaker 1: you man? Will you pin me down with your strong 281 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:33,960 Speaker 1: hands and I become the night the passionate, passionate nightmare. 282 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 5: Yeah? Wow, well done, so long. 283 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 4: That's really that's really good. Now do fry day nine. 284 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 1: I'm thinking that we just right. We can't do this 285 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: to ourselves with we can't trust ourselves. I am usually 286 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: good with lyrics. You do so good with lyrics? Freakishly 287 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,840 Speaker 1: is my friend Kirsten. She knows every verse to every 288 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 1: like kind of obscure eighty song. If it was on 289 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: the radio and played three times, she memorized the verses 290 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: back when, like you only memorize songs on the radio 291 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: from hearing them, and she would commit them to memory, 292 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,199 Speaker 1: like there's no internet to look up lyrics? 293 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,679 Speaker 5: Got photographic memory? 294 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: Are you guys? Lyrics? People like, when you listen to songs, 295 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: do you care about the lyrics? 296 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 5: I love the lyrics. The lyrics are sometimes the most 297 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 5: important part. 298 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 299 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 1: Is there ever a time where you like, get into 300 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 1: a song first and you don't even like listen to 301 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: the lyrics or like hear what they mean? And then 302 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,320 Speaker 1: suddenly one day this song you've known forever and had 303 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: a relationship forever suddenly clicks and you're like, this is 304 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: what it means? Have you always happen? 305 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 4: We hate the juice, is what I mean? 306 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 5: Or sometimes you hear lyrics and you don't really know 307 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 5: what they mean, like there's some kind of kind of 308 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 5: metaphor going on, and then you find out that. 309 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 1: Someone on a subreddit like explains it to you and 310 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: you're like, oh. 311 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 5: Slavery. 312 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 4: The radio Hitler sings the hits Hitler. 313 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 5: I memorized the lyrics to one of the earliest songs 314 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 5: I memorized the lyrics to is Paul Revere by the 315 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600 Speaker 5: Beastie Boys. Oh yeah, that's a fun one to memorize 316 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 5: the lyric I don't remember them now, No, I remember. 317 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 1: I could if you, like, if you started kind of 318 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: going with it, because that's the thing. That song, the 319 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: Charlie song. It took so long to memorize. It was 320 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 1: like during COVID and I really committed. I was like, 321 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: I have nothing else going on, and it's kind of 322 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 1: fun to challenge yourself to like learn fast, like and 323 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: that is like the way he plays it is just 324 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 1: so erratic and funny, but it actually is like really good. 325 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: So I don't know. One day I was I did 326 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 1: that with Cardi b lyrics during. 327 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 2: COVID an eminem versus. It's like impossible, yeah, no, rap God, 328 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 2: no way, no, but you could. There's seven different levels 329 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 2: of devil, washpit and horses, human sacrifices, cannibalism. Candles Ex 330 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 2: said some of the animals having sex with and candl 331 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 2: mammals and rats. But I don't get into that. I 332 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 2: kicked the habit. I just speach. That's the weapons that 333 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 2: need through your flesh. But I never even let the 334 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 2: me looks fresh. I got a line in my pocket 335 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 2: on line, I got a nine in my pocket. And baby, 336 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 2: I'm in the GoGet. Who's ready for war? I'm ready 337 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 2: for war. I got sad some sword for any said 338 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 2: he was wrong, he was just bo. I just had 339 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 2: a lot of the weapon for Marshall steps he laid 340 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 2: a head on the floor. With your body's right on 341 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 2: the bed, on the wall, on the floor. You don't 342 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 2: run on fourth and then and then on. 343 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 4: For that's really wrong. The weak or the strong? You 344 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 4: gotta going on now? You did a biggie, you did wrong. 345 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 4: Hail Mary full of gray. Smack the bitch in the face. 346 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 4: Take the Gucci bag in the north face off of back, 347 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 4: jabber if she acts, get funny with the money. 348 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 1: This podcast, you got your honey. 349 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 2: I don't want to. 350 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 4: I just want the papers. Kapecia Felicia. I'm out like 351 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 4: the vapors. Who's the one they called mister Mosa the head. 352 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: Podcast? 353 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 4: I got so much styles. I should be done with 354 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 4: the breakup. 355 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: Are you doing the same he's doing Biggie bigg That's 356 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: not how fast you got to Anesia. 357 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 4: I just I can't. She don't remember ship. Just two hits, 358 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 4: her hitting the floor and me. 359 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 7: Hitting the sucking on you had the I guess I was. 360 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 4: I was humping around and jumping around is real. 361 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: Doing morning radio. 362 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 2: He doesn't mean to be crass. 363 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be Yeah. 364 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 5: This song was Biggie was Dead and they found like track. 365 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 5: Remember this. 366 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 2: Now you don't know. 367 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 1: The song, but I'm glad I got to hear it 368 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,120 Speaker 1: at different r p ms and I. 369 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 4: Did did the second and we did him out of order, 370 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 4: went guarantee. 371 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: I gotta say that. At my birthday party, my birthday party, well, 372 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: we did karaoke to Forget about Dre. It was the 373 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: most memorable performance of the evening. People really liked it, 374 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: and we like, honestly, the night before we had done 375 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: karaoke the first night of my birthday weekend, and then 376 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 1: we also did the second night because we like couldn't 377 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,639 Speaker 1: get the rooms booked the right room on the. 378 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 2: Right night, So I was like karaoke back to back. 379 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: It's all I just want to fucking sing. Like again, 380 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm like Martin Short, he like has Christmas parties so 381 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 1: he can just sing. Someone was like called, he does 382 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,400 Speaker 1: these every year. 383 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and. 384 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: People go, you just do these so you can like 385 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,439 Speaker 1: perform and sing, and he's like yeah, and then like so, 386 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 1: I I really that's what I want to do on 387 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: on my birthday. But Chris after the first night, Chris 388 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: wasn't there. He had a wedding to attend. You're married now, Yeah, yeah. 389 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 4: I really love it. 390 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 2: That's how bad. 391 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 4: I've never been in love before, and it's. 392 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,400 Speaker 1: You should try it some day. I know I've thought 393 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,919 Speaker 1: I felt it. That's what people always say. You know, 394 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: I thought I knew love before, but it was so 395 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,640 Speaker 1: different now. And why do they always have to disqualify 396 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 1: the old one? 397 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,239 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I think it's really because they've they've got 398 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 4: the new one going and they have to make sure 399 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 4: she's happy. 400 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: And it's different. It's a new and you want to 401 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,280 Speaker 1: believe that it's And by the way, it is a different, 402 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,399 Speaker 1: a new love, but it does like there's something about it. 403 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 1: It's like a better one. 404 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 405 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to discount the other one, but you. 406 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 1: Can't say that about a widow, like like you can't, 407 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: Like that's what I've learned, Like you could have upgraded 408 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: if your wife dies, but you can't. 409 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 2: I don't know. I was talking about it yesterday, like. 410 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 1: Okay, we Chris and I met someone recently who we 411 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 1: were talking about his wife, and we learned in talking 412 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 1: about his wife, his current wife, that his he met 413 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,320 Speaker 1: her and she like knew his ex, his widow. 414 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,199 Speaker 2: Or widow who died. 415 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:38,640 Speaker 4: Uh. 416 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: Fence. Oh yeah, and so sad. And now he's with 417 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,440 Speaker 1: this woman. He's so happy, and I'm like, what if 418 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: this what if this was an upgrade and he but 419 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: he can't ever say anything disparaging, even though it's just 420 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 1: it's a circumstantial that he happens to also wanting to 421 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 1: be out of it and she dies. Yeah, because also 422 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 1: you probably trying to get out relationship with someone who's 423 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: actively using fent. 424 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe he encouraged it. 425 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh yeah, I think I think this is working. 426 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 2: Relationship more because she was more fun, maybe on fentanyl. 427 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: No, it's fine. I think you're just passed out. No, 428 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: actually no, you're like in your living room thinking you're 429 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: doing coke. I think that's how it happens. We'll be 430 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:32,159 Speaker 1: right back with more shows. Surrounded by your riches. Welcome 431 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: back to NIK podcast. 432 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 4: He should tell them about Andy Reid. 433 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I did the I did the SPS. 434 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: It was really about Andy Reid, like that will be 435 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: the memory, but I did. 436 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 4: I presented him and Daisy Ridley. 437 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going ahead of them all. It's really fun, 438 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: like you're doing a Pardon the Interruption or whatever that 439 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 1: show is where you're like putting the categories and we're 440 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 1: going to get to you. You're setting the same carpet. 441 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to remember. 442 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,360 Speaker 1: All these Yeah, okay, toss up. Okay, So I ended 443 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: up the SP's best. 444 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 4: Who had more fun? Glazer and Lindy Vaughn the best. 445 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,399 Speaker 1: Male Athlete, which I thought I was gonna just like 446 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 1: I was thought I was gonna do like best kiss 447 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: or whatever, like they're gonna give me some like. 448 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 5: You know MTV categories that's mad. 449 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 1: Respect best like pat On the Ass that would be 450 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,880 Speaker 1: a good would get viewers. I looked like. 451 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 5: More categories in the SPS I was watching. I don't 452 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,400 Speaker 5: think the packages I've ever watched it from start to finish, 453 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 5: and I didn't realize how strange. The event is overall, it's. 454 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,880 Speaker 1: Like a humanitarian one. 455 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 5: Yes, I didn't realize that, but I didn't realize that either. 456 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 5: It's like every other every other segments the humanitarian ward 457 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 5: where you're just sobbing uncontrollably. 458 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: I criedredibly in the audience and I wasn't even there 459 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: for the full show. We got there late because I 460 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: did Kimmel before, and I cried twice before they even 461 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,560 Speaker 1: pulled me early to go. I say, so, I missed 462 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,760 Speaker 1: a lot of the show and I cried twice just 463 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,000 Speaker 1: sitting there for there for forty five minutes. Forty five minutes, 464 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 1: and I looked at him two times willing like may 465 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: make up to run, like I have to go present, 466 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is not the event for me 467 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: to like do like my roast jokes. 468 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 5: I was concerned. 469 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,240 Speaker 2: I was sitting. 470 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,680 Speaker 5: I was sitting there like I was like, I don't care, 471 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,080 Speaker 5: we're following als. 472 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care. 473 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: I don't care about bombing in the room, Like I 474 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 1: literally didn't care because I knew the jokes were funny. 475 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: So if I bomb in the room, it does not 476 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 1: matter because out of context, even if it's like I'm 477 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: getting no laughs. I know how to not react to 478 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: bombing and know that like, you guys are wrong. So 479 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: I knew I kind of had a failsafe of like 480 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 1: if this doesn't go like you saw me. I was 481 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 1: never worried about what it would do in the room. 482 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,239 Speaker 4: No, no, you didn't care at all. 483 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,120 Speaker 1: I didn't care at all because it doesn't matter. 484 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 4: You did not care, and these people are I'll just 485 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,679 Speaker 4: be there like bringing up things like you know, this 486 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 4: might not work in a room. This room is different 487 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,880 Speaker 4: than other rooms and all these things and don't care. 488 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: About the more people are watching at home, this is 489 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 1: going to be seen more times online like a play 490 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 1: to the people that are watching on their phones, like 491 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,359 Speaker 1: but plays to the room because you want to do well, 492 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,080 Speaker 1: because it'll give you if you're killing, you do. 493 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 5: From the watching on TV, it seemed like it did 494 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 5: great and killed in the room. 495 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,200 Speaker 1: It was amazing and it was not the easiest room 496 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: to be. 497 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 5: Everyone was literally che oh. 498 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,640 Speaker 1: My god, I missed the package about what's the guy's name, 499 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 1: Steve O my god, Steveson? 500 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 2: Do you know his story? No? No you can't, I 501 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 2: know I know. 502 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: He blocked the pine, Oh my god, like if you 503 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,199 Speaker 1: don't know who's likest. I know a lot of you 504 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,879 Speaker 1: don't know football because I didn't know football, and I 505 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 1: would not know who Stephen Gleeson was. In fact, that 506 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: was the name of someone I went to high school 507 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 1: with and that's how I knew him. And that's still 508 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 1: like the name that comes to mind or the face 509 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 1: that comes to mind. But this guy is amazing and 510 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: there's a documentary on YouTube about that. I haven't watched 511 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: the full thing. You watched the full thing, but we 512 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: just watched like a segment, Oh my God, about him 513 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: and his son. Please go watch that Father's Day with 514 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,320 Speaker 1: Steve Gleason. 515 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,120 Speaker 5: I mean I don't I know him from on stage, 516 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 5: but his last night his son was just amazing to watch. 517 00:22:59,200 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 1: I didn't get to see it. 518 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 5: Incredible beacon of support, A pillar a pillar. 519 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 4: And then we watched this video. It's like an update 520 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,640 Speaker 4: of where things were since the documentary. And this kid's 521 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,639 Speaker 4: an athlete. He seems like you see him throw a 522 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 4: ball in your Yes. 523 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: Guy, they were like like a recruiters, like salvage this, 524 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 1: let's get this. 525 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,880 Speaker 4: Let's yeah. 526 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 1: You were like salvating like oh man, like because you 527 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 1: because Chris always calls out people in movies or like 528 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: scripted things where they throw a ball they have to 529 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 1: be an athlete for a second and they just are 530 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 1: clearly not. 531 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,880 Speaker 2: When he throws the pitch in uh one. 532 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, have you seen Joaquin Phoenix. There's one that's 533 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 4: emerged recently where he's like hammering like a board to 534 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,359 Speaker 4: get like keep the aliens out, and he's like he 535 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 4: doesn't and it's just like it was it was in 536 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 4: Signs and he just couldn't. 537 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 1: What is that like a floppy hammer hand Like he 538 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,080 Speaker 1: was just like too much wrisk what what he was. 539 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,119 Speaker 4: Just missing nail and it was like he was like 540 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 4: halfway down the hammer. It does literally people are like, yeah. 541 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: That's funny. The easiest tool. 542 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,120 Speaker 2: Character is getting high and watching Brave Heart and watching 543 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 2: the people in the background fight. We're so bad there. 544 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: I read about like I just was going down. They're tired. 545 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 1: I just read a subreddit that was talking about Andy Samberg, 546 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 1: I guess talked about working at SNL and how it 547 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 1: was like destroyed him and how he had to quit 548 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,320 Speaker 1: essentially because just for his own mental health, because he 549 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,159 Speaker 1: hadn't slept in seven years. He said, you know, he 550 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,719 Speaker 1: was but he was like, he just was he couldn't 551 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,400 Speaker 1: do it anymore. And people were in the subreddit We're 552 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: talking about the industry and sharing stories, and someone said, 553 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 1: like TV is horrible, but film is fucking brutal hours 554 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,160 Speaker 1: and like people just it's like sleepless and so those 555 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: guys are probably great stuntmen. Just it was like a 556 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: hundred take at five am after doing it. 557 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,960 Speaker 5: Since I also feel like there was a period of 558 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,439 Speaker 5: time where that type of choreography didn't matter. Like I 559 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 5: even watched Gangs in New York, which also had a 560 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 5: bunch of fight scenes, and I'm like, these fight sequences. 561 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: Really, so the fight sequences have improved. 562 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:28,720 Speaker 5: Oh vastly, I think dramatically since twenty twelve. I don't 563 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 5: know what it is. I think choreography just like you 564 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,919 Speaker 5: wouldn't see something like that in John Wick or in like, 565 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 5: uh even like a modern Star Wars movie. I feel 566 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 5: like everybody is now interested in seeing good fight secrets. 567 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 4: Who agree John wickser, But a lot of those don't 568 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 4: have like two thousand people fight you know what I mean? 569 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 4: You watch if you watch a James Bond fight sequence 570 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 4: from even twenty years ago, You're like, ugh, but like 571 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 4: fifty years ago, it's it's yeah, just watch when. 572 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 6: They would throw a shoe and go like or any 573 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 6: any war movie that's black and white from the fifties, 574 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 6: or like just watch the Obi Wan Kenobi versus Darth 575 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,959 Speaker 6: Vader lightsaber battle, like the famous battle. 576 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like it's like they're not even going fast. 577 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like yeah, yeah, everything since yeah. 578 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 5: And then you fast forward to today and you've got 579 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 5: like a Salot style EO choreographed masterpiece. 580 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,680 Speaker 1: Everything is just so like comedy has also advanced that much. 581 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 1: My dad was like adamant on showing me for years 582 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: like this old timey I forget his name. Now I'm 583 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 1: so sorry dad that I'm forgetting. If you ever see 584 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,639 Speaker 1: this clip or this even gets clipped, but it probably won't. 585 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: It's probably now it has to It's no, it's gonna 586 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,159 Speaker 1: be clip because I think it will be good. I 587 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: think what is My dad was like, you got to 588 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,199 Speaker 1: see this guy. He is it's one of the funniest 589 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,439 Speaker 1: things you'll ever witness and he made me an Emil 590 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 1: Joaquim watch this for the first time. I was like, 591 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,679 Speaker 1: I finally gave it. Jonathan Winters not Jonathan Winters. It 592 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,879 Speaker 1: was like nineteen twenty something, so it was like almost 593 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:19,359 Speaker 1: stop first. Yeah, like later than that, maybe thirty something, 594 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,159 Speaker 1: but anyway, and there's a thing where this guy is 595 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 1: just sleeping in a hammock on a porch swing And 596 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 1: the hilarious thing that would leave people rolling in the 597 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 1: aisles is that like a coconut falls off a shop. 598 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: It's like a countertop and then kind of rolls through 599 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 1: the kitchen and then rolls downstairs. And a guy and 600 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: gets startled and woken up, calling and it's not it's 601 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: just making noise and it keeps going and he's going, 602 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 1: what's going on? And that it hits something else, gotta 603 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,479 Speaker 1: Rube Goldbergs. But he just keeps getting woken up. And 604 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: that is that was the funniest thing that any of 605 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,199 Speaker 1: these people had ever seen. And my dad remembers, like 606 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,520 Speaker 1: his grandma like hysterically laughing, and it just it does not. 607 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,199 Speaker 1: We and Emila and I now when something is not 608 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,320 Speaker 1: blatantly unfunny, we call it coconuts, because it was. But 609 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: my dad was like you could tell my dad was 610 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: like ashamed that he even showed it because it was 611 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: so not what he expected it in his mind from 612 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 1: what he remembered. Do you re like I revisit comedy 613 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: stuff where I'm like, oh, this isn't as strong as 614 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,919 Speaker 1: I thought it. Well expect then because it's it's just 615 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 1: the bar has been raised now. 616 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean there was occasionally, like even if you 617 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,439 Speaker 5: watch like Lenny Bruce clips or something like that, you're like, 618 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,520 Speaker 5: this isn't very funny at all. Why how is he 619 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 5: the godfather? But he created the art For me, it is. 620 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,879 Speaker 5: But occasionally there is a clip where I'm like, I 621 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 5: think this is just as funny now as it was, 622 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,120 Speaker 5: Like I watched there's this one sketch from I think 623 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 5: it's like Sid Caesar or something where it's these uh, 624 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 5: the what do they call the chuck e Cheese the 625 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 5: animatronic monkeys and they're doing some band thing and one 626 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 5: of the monkeys has these two drumsticks and he turns 627 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 5: very slowly and he hits the other monkey on the head, 628 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 5: and then the other monkeys like makes a face. And 629 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 5: for some reason, this sketch kills me every time. And 630 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 5: it's from like the seventies. I still so that still 631 00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 5: works for me. 632 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: How many things in the seventies are you watching just 633 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: that one. 634 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 635 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like, how did you even come 636 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 1: across that clip? 637 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 5: Because I read all the memoirs of comedians that are 638 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,240 Speaker 5: and I was reading. 639 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: His not read Martin Shorts. 640 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 5: I guess I have. When did that come out? 641 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen? Okay, well he's like in the like I'm 642 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: on a new sitcom called Mulaney. I forgot he was 643 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:22,400 Speaker 1: on that. 644 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 5: Well, I gotta put it on my bookshelf. There's like 645 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 5: a lot, there's a big cue right. 646 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: Now, Okay, who's Who's who? 647 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 5: Was already recently we all read we alread that one year. 648 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 5: Everybody read it the same year. 649 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that man, that must have been a juggernaut for 650 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: like but like in terms of book sales to pay out, 651 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 1: maybe he did. No, he probably just got paid. But 652 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 1: they made a lot on it. 653 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:43,520 Speaker 2: Yeah it was. 654 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,520 Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, but I don't think I bet he 655 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: didn't have a deal in the back end, So I'm 656 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: just saying it probably did. 657 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 4: We're doing inside baseball about how he got in the 658 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 4: back Yeah. 659 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 1: Like that was like a crazy popular book, like everyone 660 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 1: read it, like our dad's all read it, and we were 661 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 1: reading it like it was everywhere. 662 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 2: I also feel like anyone that read it tend have 663 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 2: gotten into stand up, Like it was definitely for me. 664 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 2: It was like one of the first things I read, 665 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 2: and then it pushed me to try to really stand up. 666 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, I know it was Yeah, because you 667 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 1: got started a little bit later. 668 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 2: Yeah in twenty eleven. 669 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: What about it? Like he got out of stand up, 670 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: but it pushed you into it. 671 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. I knew there was an open now, so I 672 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 2: went and bought a broken arrow and a rubber nose. 673 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 2: You kind of did, I really did. I hired a guy, 674 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 2: I had a wookie play slide guitar while I did 675 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 2: one my grandpa's clothes. Yeah, like I too could. 676 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 4: Be Steve Mark. 677 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something. 678 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 2: It was something you gotta try. 679 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: You got to throw it out there and then it 680 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: led you to what you do now. Like the first 681 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: thing I was doing on stage was like nothing like 682 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,320 Speaker 1: I am now. I was doing one liners too, just 683 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 1: trying on all these different hats. 684 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 5: Oh god, I probably even. 685 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 1: Wore I wore. It was a time where I was 686 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,520 Speaker 1: literally wearing a hat like I would wear a footora. 687 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, stage hats. But your influence with Sarah Suliverman, right, 688 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,240 Speaker 5: you're trying to be hats. 689 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 4: No, No, I think cool. 690 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 5: Wearing the for door was like you being cool and 691 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 5: we're having a god I wore. I wore a blazer 692 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 5: on stage. I wore a blazer and a T shirt 693 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,040 Speaker 5: nikky blazer. 694 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 1: Someday we'll just all laugh about what we're doing now, 695 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 1: do you think or were we too try hard? 696 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 5: Back there? Sad to laugh at what I'm doing now. 697 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 5: If I'm laughing at what I'm doing now, then that's 698 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 5: really sad. To laugh at what I did in my 699 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 5: twenties when I was just starting is fine. 700 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: But in comedy or just in life. 701 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 5: In comedy, in life is fine. You can go back 702 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 5: and look at your haircut or whatever. Yeah, but if 703 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 5: like in your career, you're like and then when I 704 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,480 Speaker 5: was twenty years in, it was still pathetic. 705 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,320 Speaker 4: That's yeah. 706 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 5: I think that's why I. 707 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 4: Think I was wearing dinosaur hats. 708 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 2: That's true. 709 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe the dinosaur hat is going to be the thing. 710 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I can't really trace 711 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: like what I was. I was just doing what I 712 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,600 Speaker 1: felt was the right thing to do in the moment, 713 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: so it never felt like I was trying, like, oh, 714 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it this way. Yeah, it just kind 715 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: of morphs into like in a way is just so interesting. 716 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 2: When I did that, like its top and war and 717 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 2: had the Wookie, I didn't sarcastically. 718 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,400 Speaker 1: Sorry, I had to get that. 719 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 2: Out of What was that? What were you doing? 720 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 5: Like you had a guitar? 721 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he had a guitar. Okay, he had a 722 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:23,959 Speaker 2: side guitar. 723 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 4: In a week, the Wookie had the guitar. The Wookie 724 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 4: had the guitar, Wookie gold Birds. 725 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 1: He cut out the fingers so he could play, Yeah, cut. 726 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 2: Out the fingers. But I feel like that was there 727 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 2: was There was nothing else like telling me what I 728 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,960 Speaker 2: think is funnier, what I should do, even more back then, 729 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 2: where I was kind of just going off my own 730 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 2: instincts than living in New York and everyone's like this, 731 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 2: you know, yeah. 732 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,760 Speaker 5: Doing doing the Wookie guitar to me is less embarrassing 733 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 5: than wearing a blazer or even a Ferdora. 734 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,480 Speaker 1: No, absolutely, because at least you're just. 735 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 5: Like, this is what I think, whereas where like, what 736 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 5: do we think other people want. 737 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:54,800 Speaker 2: Us to do? 738 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? 739 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,360 Speaker 1: And oh my god, that's so weird you say that 740 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: because I was I did Conan's podcast today, And as 741 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 1: I was leaving and waiting for my uber, I was 742 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: running into all of the people that work in the 743 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: building that had his cool office, like all these young 744 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,200 Speaker 1: people that are just like you know, working in the 745 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 1: social media department, and I ran to them on the 746 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 1: street and but the girl and I was like talking 747 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 1: to all of them. One of them. One guy has 748 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: been to Taylor Swift three times or yeah, three times, 749 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: and he went to the debut. So I got to 750 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: like the first run of eras, So I got to like, 751 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,520 Speaker 1: what was it like being there when no one knew 752 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: what was gonna happen, Like I had all these questions. 753 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: It was so fun. But then this girl, and the 754 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 1: girl that was like my point person there, she told 755 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 1: me on the way out, she was like, I do 756 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: stand up and I've been doing it for two years, 757 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,160 Speaker 1: but you're like such an inspiration. And I was like, 758 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: do you want some advice? Like I know you didn't 759 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: ask for it, but like can I I like, I'm 760 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: trying to no. I was like, I was putting on 761 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,240 Speaker 1: my shirt and I was like, I'm trying to think 762 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 1: of what I wish someone would have told me. When 763 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: I was like two years in and I was like, 764 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,719 Speaker 1: I said, don't try to do what you think people want. Yeah, 765 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,640 Speaker 1: do what makes you makes you laugh. And I have 766 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: I still have to follow that advice. I think so 767 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,840 Speaker 1: often I'm trying to give people what they want, and 768 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,800 Speaker 1: like it's hard not to. I think we're just like 769 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,080 Speaker 1: trained to. But but the more you cannot do that, 770 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: I think the more successful you can be. 771 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,760 Speaker 5: Well, whenever you're trying to get people what they want, 772 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 5: not only you're being inauthentic, which is a nethemudist stand up, 773 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,439 Speaker 5: but you're also backwards looking. And the key to being 774 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 5: funny is to be forwards looking and be new and different. 775 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: I haven't heard this. 776 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 5: This is brand new, brand new origin. Somebody write down, Yeah, 777 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,440 Speaker 5: when you're trying to do something that you expect, that 778 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,280 Speaker 5: means you saw something that worked and you're copying it. Okay, 779 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,000 Speaker 5: this is why AI is going to fail. 780 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,120 Speaker 1: Background. 781 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, But I wanted to say this is that this 782 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 5: is also a Franchi theory. I think that Steve Martin 783 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,759 Speaker 5: style comedy is making a comeback right now in the 784 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 5: same way that it did in the seventies when people 785 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 5: been crazy for Steve Martin because he was a counterculture 786 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,959 Speaker 5: to the more serious comedy that was happening. And he's 787 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,399 Speaker 5: just the guy who's like doing balloon animals and being wacky. 788 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,960 Speaker 5: And I think now comedian no offense. But comedians are 789 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 5: getting a little too cool. 790 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 2: We're all too cool now. 791 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think comedians are too cool. They're becoming stars, 792 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 5: they're becoming superstars and arenas. 793 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 1: We're getting bought out. 794 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, and like we're hanging out with MMA fighters and 795 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,720 Speaker 5: and and all sorts of cool. 796 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like their doors. 797 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,560 Speaker 5: And if you look at gen Z humor, Like, if 798 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,400 Speaker 5: you look at stuff that gen Z kids are laughing 799 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 5: at on YouTube and stuff, it is complete random nonsense. 800 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,360 Speaker 5: The more random the better. And you have to be random, 801 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,560 Speaker 5: you have to be random. 802 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,919 Speaker 1: Was so good and what's making a huge. 803 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 5: Very good. 804 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 2: Dinosaur. 805 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,680 Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Some like like you 806 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 1: know who is doing innovative stuff is those guys from 807 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: like Almost Friday finally Friday. 808 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,759 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're very. 809 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: Here with the Fridays Friday Beers. 810 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 5: Friday Beers? 811 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: Is that it today land On? 812 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 2: It is that it almost Friday Beers? 813 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:53,839 Speaker 1: What is it? 814 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,279 Speaker 2: It's literally almost Friday TV? 815 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,480 Speaker 1: But Friday Beers is also the show. Yeah, it's like, whoa, Okay, 816 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: well they're they're branding. Got in my brain, but I 817 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,760 Speaker 1: should know. Their names are so funny, these two guys 818 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,919 Speaker 1: that will just pitch each other scenarios and then play 819 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 1: them out and improv. It's so they're they're like, I mean, 820 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: everything they showed me is probably what's funny. They may 821 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,360 Speaker 1: be bomb, but I've never seen one that is not hilarious. 822 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 1: They're sketches. Oh yeah, I've seen there's like everything they 823 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 1: do is funny. I wish I knew that. What's their names, Liam, 824 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,279 Speaker 1: but you look it up? Olivia yeah? And Angus Yeah, 825 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 1: an Angus. And they have a cast of other guys. 826 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,600 Speaker 1: All their shit is so funny. And then Chris is 827 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,160 Speaker 1: right now into watching this mini golf competition. 828 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,200 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's called Let's See. 829 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 1: Your Beautiful Face. I just want to pull it down 830 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 1: talk into it. 831 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,760 Speaker 4: Twin Tour golf. 832 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,400 Speaker 2: You guys, it's just like this on YouTube. 833 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 6: Yeah. 834 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 4: I guess they're like in their twenties something early twenties, 835 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 4: and they're just recording themselves doing playing mini golf and 836 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 4: they're sort of like doing commentary like it's a real tournament. 837 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 4: And I can't stop watching. 838 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,399 Speaker 5: That's great. 839 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,360 Speaker 2: How long is each relaxed? 840 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,240 Speaker 4: How long is the video is sixty seconds? 841 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 5: I would expect it to be longer like thirty. 842 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 4: No, but that's each hole usually uh huh, so you 843 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,320 Speaker 4: know you and then they post it like fairly quickly. 844 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 4: But sometimes they'll post like holes one through six and 845 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 4: I'm like I need the rest, like give me the 846 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,759 Speaker 4: rest then win. There's no way Wolf is coming back, 847 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,959 Speaker 4: he says. But Wolf is actually pretty. 848 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,239 Speaker 1: Is there any stuff online the content that you guys 849 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,480 Speaker 1: are like hooked to and crave like Liam Kulla l 850 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 1: ag H and Will Angus those you need to follow them. 851 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,480 Speaker 1: But I actually subscribe opinion in sense, I like subscribe 852 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,759 Speaker 1: to an ASMR girl who like eats massive amounts of 853 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,960 Speaker 1: food and it really like soothes me when I'm like wanting, 854 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,960 Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'm like wanting to I'm like tired and 855 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 1: I want to. I'm so hungry and I like want 856 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,319 Speaker 1: to binge eat kind of And sometimes if I put 857 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,040 Speaker 1: it on like they do it for me, yeah, and 858 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: I can fall asleep like to like, oh my god, 859 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,920 Speaker 1: that would taste so good. And I'm not like starving, 860 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 1: like I want to be clear, like a lot of 861 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 1: people in the comments are like who else is fasting 862 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,320 Speaker 1: right now? And it's like it's not that I'm like 863 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,040 Speaker 1: want to eat my feelings, and so I put on 864 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,200 Speaker 1: someone doing it. Yeah, And it's like when I want 865 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,920 Speaker 1: to get a massage, like I watch massage videos when 866 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,120 Speaker 1: my like bunion's really hurt and I'm like I'm feeling it, 867 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 1: and so like I follow this, so I don't I 868 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,959 Speaker 1: go through phases of like wanting to watch it really 869 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,280 Speaker 1: is like it honestly helps if you like. I would 870 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 1: recommend it to someone who like something because it's soothing too, 871 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,520 Speaker 1: because they like talk to you. But you have if 872 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 1: you're a misophonic, you're fucked because uh, it's like you're 873 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,960 Speaker 1: listening to someone chew and if you have missophonia, like 874 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: chewing makes you murderous. If you have missophonia, it's like 875 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,680 Speaker 1: a thing where that someone eating makes you so angry 876 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,600 Speaker 1: you get violent. And famously, I think, Dad, I know 877 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 1: someone who like like had it, and a well known 878 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,719 Speaker 1: person had it in a writer's room, like attacked someone physically. 879 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,919 Speaker 1: And this person is not prone to violence, but someone 880 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 1: was chewing and this person attacked someone else. 881 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 5: I mean, how many situations were you being while you're 882 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,560 Speaker 5: gonna hear someone chewing, you gotta be able to. 883 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,200 Speaker 1: Just sitting next to them, and they probably they probably 884 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: were not wanting to say it to be rude, and 885 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: then it just built up so much that they can't. Well, 886 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,440 Speaker 1: they're the boss also, so it was like kind of 887 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:22,240 Speaker 1: and then they like probably like it wasn't about no, 888 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,320 Speaker 1: it was the boss yelled at someone. 889 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,000 Speaker 5: Oh god, okay, yes. 890 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,400 Speaker 1: And like attacked them. I think like it got physical. 891 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 1: But that's what I've heard that like that's what happens 892 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,759 Speaker 1: with people with misophony, Like they can't help it. It 893 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,839 Speaker 1: turns it turns them. 894 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 5: Into the Hulk Jesus. I mean, you know, I feel 895 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,279 Speaker 5: like you gotta be able to help it. There's got 896 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,240 Speaker 5: to be things you can do to control yourself. 897 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,239 Speaker 1: Yes, sure, I'm sure there's like breathing exercises that they 898 00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,319 Speaker 1: can probably because I think, well, yeah, but people will 899 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: have road rage and stuff and the. 900 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 2: Control their own mouth. Will they have to have soup 901 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 2: for smoothies? No? 902 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,720 Speaker 1: No, oh, that's what they have to do, Like white 903 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,280 Speaker 1: noise when they're eating from Wow. 904 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,000 Speaker 5: There's some that's a night Was it marass? Yeah? 905 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,399 Speaker 1: I can almost guarantee every time the word white noise 906 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: comes up and you will come up with, like, say 907 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: another one, Creed, That is that Robbbins, like that smash Mouse. 908 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,319 Speaker 2: I've been watching on YouTube. I just met this guy 909 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,440 Speaker 2: randomly and he's like, yeah, I work for this whatever 910 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 2: this company and it was called Donut Media and it 911 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 2: was a car It's a car YouTube and they just 912 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,160 Speaker 2: break down engines and take them apart. They have like 913 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,160 Speaker 2: nine million subscribers. And then he started his own channel. 914 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 1: And do you know this one? You want to break 915 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: down an engine? 916 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 4: But you just don't know what I'm saying. 917 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,600 Speaker 2: I don't that. I don't I'm not a mazor. 918 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,279 Speaker 1: He does it for you. 919 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 2: I've never been. 920 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:45,960 Speaker 1: You would like to. 921 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,760 Speaker 2: I would love to learn something. 922 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,880 Speaker 1: Are you focus being like what's he doing? Are you 923 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 1: like relaxed to it? 924 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,920 Speaker 4: I'll tell you that you've learned how to do that. 925 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: Ye talk about noticing someone's arm, Chris, Like this guy 926 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: went thirty four for thirty six on passing. It was 927 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,400 Speaker 1: the most unbelievable display of. 928 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,000 Speaker 4: So every year they the Cony family does plays the 929 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,080 Speaker 4: Stephen Family in uh football Stephen Family. 930 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,360 Speaker 1: Everyone knows the classic Stephen family. 931 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:19,600 Speaker 6: You know. 932 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,440 Speaker 1: See, I've set this up. We've been talking about them 933 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,200 Speaker 1: for episodes. We've led to the same moment. 934 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,239 Speaker 4: I still haven't even finished the Andy Reid story. 935 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 2: Trouble about the Steven part of my Interruption where they 936 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,760 Speaker 2: never get to any. 937 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is exactly what we're doing today. 938 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 2: That's a good sketch. 939 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,080 Speaker 4: The Interruption is the show on the planet. 940 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,000 Speaker 1: No, but you like? No, you like the other one 941 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,440 Speaker 1: with the two guys. Is that it with the two guys, 942 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,480 Speaker 1: yeah that you love? 943 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 6: Yeah? 944 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbom. Really the 945 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,000 Speaker 5: other ones around the horn with the guy who looks 946 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,760 Speaker 5: like the guy did. 947 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 1: You think I thought those were two different shows. 948 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,360 Speaker 4: I never knew that the PTI and Part of the 949 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,400 Speaker 4: Interruption were two shows. 950 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:58,600 Speaker 5: No. 951 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 1: I knew pt I was part of the Option, but 952 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,719 Speaker 1: I didn't know the show with the black and the 953 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 1: white guy, the old old guy, the old old man. 954 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: That's yeah, that like that is pt I. I knew 955 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,759 Speaker 1: they were two things, but I had never connected them. 956 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,319 Speaker 1: I don't know, why is the thing always on the screen. 957 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,080 Speaker 2: To that kind of thing? 958 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,000 Speaker 1: The shows I know there are two shows, one with 959 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: those guys and then one called part of the eruption, 960 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: but I didn't know they were the same show. 961 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:23,960 Speaker 4: Yeah that's one thing. 962 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,239 Speaker 1: Well, now it's all making sense to me, but it's 963 00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,640 Speaker 1: actually not because I what would you call it, I 964 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,359 Speaker 1: don't know locker talk or something like, I don't know. 965 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:36,840 Speaker 4: That Donald Trump. And yeah, that's the best show on 966 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,600 Speaker 4: television period. 967 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, you love it so much? What do you love 968 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 1: about it? 969 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,600 Speaker 2: I do love, I do love, but I don't watch 970 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,440 Speaker 2: it religiously. And it's one of those shows that are 971 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,400 Speaker 2: so HD where and if you don't watch it for years, 972 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,680 Speaker 2: you see them age and it's kind of actually like 973 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,600 Speaker 2: questions my own. 974 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god. 975 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,360 Speaker 1: Interesting. 976 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:55,359 Speaker 2: Yeah. 977 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,280 Speaker 4: I like it because I love it when two people 978 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 4: from different races get along. 979 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,359 Speaker 2: Man. 980 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,120 Speaker 5: That's why I loved Obama and Biden. 981 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was beautiful harmony. 982 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,840 Speaker 1: Last night on Kimmel hosted by Kumo, I said, my 983 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,360 Speaker 1: song is called Sunday You'll Die. It's about Joe Biden. 984 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 2: And it didn't. 985 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,400 Speaker 1: It didn't do what I wanted it to do, but 986 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,759 Speaker 1: it did all right, good life, Thank god. We'll be 987 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: right back after this. 988 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:23,480 Speaker 2: We're back. 989 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,799 Speaker 1: Okay. So the esties were last night I am presenting, 990 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,880 Speaker 1: and I'm back. I get pulled backstage before my like 991 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,600 Speaker 1: actually very early because I was like, I want to 992 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,719 Speaker 1: go through the prompter. And prior to this, I had 993 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,080 Speaker 1: figured out like a great set with the help of 994 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,560 Speaker 1: all of you. It was awesome to kind of collaborate 995 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,560 Speaker 1: again and come up with like kind of a roasty 996 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,879 Speaker 1: type set. Really last minute too, yeah, because I got 997 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,440 Speaker 1: the I got the script sent to me of what 998 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,759 Speaker 1: I was going to do, and then I could kind 999 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: of work from that because I didn't know the concept 1000 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,960 Speaker 1: of what the show was going to be at all, 1001 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,280 Speaker 1: and but I got it, and then I was overseas 1002 00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,520 Speaker 1: and I thought it was like it was the script 1003 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,399 Speaker 1: embedded and like a like a thanks for this information, Nicky, 1004 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,680 Speaker 1: and I just you know, when you see an email 1005 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,120 Speaker 1: that's just saying thanks, you're just like I don't need 1006 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,360 Speaker 1: to read this, yeah, just thanking me for what I 1007 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,359 Speaker 1: just said, Like there's no new information. And the script 1008 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,000 Speaker 1: was on that and night when was that? I had 1009 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,160 Speaker 1: twenty one extra hours with the script that I wasted 1010 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,400 Speaker 1: because I didn't know what existed. And then I'm just 1011 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,200 Speaker 1: on the flight and I'm like why is you know? 1012 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,920 Speaker 1: But I'm flying back from Zurich, so I needed to 1013 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,759 Speaker 1: sleep anyway, So who knows what I would have done 1014 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,719 Speaker 1: with it, But it was under the gun to like 1015 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 1: make a funny moment and to try to feel out 1016 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,040 Speaker 1: like what is this thing? What is Chris? Was you 1017 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,400 Speaker 1: were asking a lot of good questions like what do 1018 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,000 Speaker 1: you want to achieve with this? And that did bring 1019 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: me to like, I don't care about the room. I 1020 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,400 Speaker 1: just wanted to be funny online. And like I'm like, 1021 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,160 Speaker 1: I think I want to look sharp and likable. I 1022 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,359 Speaker 1: don't know, Like that's an interesting question. I like when 1023 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,080 Speaker 1: you do that, when you're like what do you Let's 1024 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,239 Speaker 1: cut to the chase of like we're trying to figure 1025 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,319 Speaker 1: out today for Conan what I say when I say 1026 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,520 Speaker 1: like I'm Nikki Glazer and I'm blank about you know, 1027 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,840 Speaker 1: about being Conan O'Brien's friend, Like what would be the 1028 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,520 Speaker 1: funniest thing to say? And we like we're working on 1029 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,440 Speaker 1: that this morning. And it was fun. It was a 1030 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,840 Speaker 1: fun process, but it's like really like, uh, there's a 1031 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,799 Speaker 1: lot of pressure on it. 1032 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, have you guys listened to Conan's podcast about that 1033 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 4: beginning thing? It's like there was a lot of pressure. 1034 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 1: Because you don't know if you want to be sincere 1035 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,719 Speaker 1: like I've gone, I've done it twice before, I would 1036 00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,360 Speaker 1: be sincere, or like you want to do a little 1037 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,640 Speaker 1: like joke. So I tried to be sincere and a joke, 1038 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,040 Speaker 1: and I think I did pull it off. But then 1039 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,520 Speaker 1: you can't go from that. It's not like a couch 1040 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,120 Speaker 1: interview with Conan where I'm like, I'm prepared with material 1041 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,359 Speaker 1: and I know where he's gonna laugh and I know 1042 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 1: where he was gonna play. It's like I can't predict 1043 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 1: where it's gonna exactly go. But it did all right. 1044 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,360 Speaker 1: But I like that process of like putting something together 1045 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,640 Speaker 1: and figuring it out, and I felt really confident going 1046 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,640 Speaker 1: to the SP's with what we had put together. All 1047 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,360 Speaker 1: the writers when we submitted it were like, this is amazing. 1048 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,359 Speaker 1: Everyone was like excited to see it that like had 1049 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: seen the script. So I was like, oh, this is 1050 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,480 Speaker 1: gonna kill I don't I'm sure of it, Like, didn't 1051 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,440 Speaker 1: you feel it was full of proof? 1052 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,239 Speaker 5: Yeah? No, I don't know about When I started watching 1053 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,240 Speaker 5: the event, I was nervous. 1054 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,160 Speaker 1: Oh really okay, because it's made. 1055 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,560 Speaker 5: It more exciting for me because I'm like now now 1056 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,840 Speaker 5: you have something to live for. If it was just 1057 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,760 Speaker 5: gonna be easy all the way. But then I'm watching 1058 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,279 Speaker 5: the event and I'm like, I've seen the opening monologues 1059 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,200 Speaker 5: every time and they're generally rose heavy, and so I 1060 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,879 Speaker 5: was like, great, that's what this event is all about. 1061 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,800 Speaker 5: Then I realized shortly after, I've never seen the full espies. 1062 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,279 Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was Humanitarian Award one after the 1063 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,120 Speaker 5: other one. Prince Harry is gonna come up and deliver 1064 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,360 Speaker 5: a yeah, a riling speech about war veterans. 1065 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was god. 1066 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,600 Speaker 5: Serena came up and did a comedy bitfore comedy bit before. 1067 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 1: Genius on the thank you producers producers. Yes, yeah, Because 1068 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,480 Speaker 1: I was backstage when that als Steve Leason backage was 1069 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,319 Speaker 1: going on, I didn't know. 1070 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,880 Speaker 5: I didn't want sobbing and in fee. 1071 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:39,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 1072 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,600 Speaker 1: I'm so glad didn' see it because I would have. 1073 00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,840 Speaker 1: I couldn't have. I would have been in a different 1074 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,640 Speaker 1: state of mind because I researched it later that night 1075 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,600 Speaker 1: and was like sobbing, Like I was like weeping wildly 1076 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,080 Speaker 1: in bed later. But I'm backstage and I can see 1077 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,080 Speaker 1: it's happening, Like I see this guy in a wheelchair. 1078 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,840 Speaker 1: I don't know who it is at this time, and 1079 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,680 Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, well that is how 1080 00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,239 Speaker 1: he looked like. 1081 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,320 Speaker 2: I don't know how else. 1082 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,680 Speaker 1: To do it. But he's like and he's so cute 1083 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,560 Speaker 1: and I love him so much. Clip it. 1084 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,640 Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not saying anything offensive. 1085 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,640 Speaker 1: He knows what he looks like. It was. I'm not 1086 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,200 Speaker 1: saying it's bad. What do he looks like? And I 1087 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 1: wasn't trying to be funny at all. 1088 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,640 Speaker 2: I didn't think I didn't last it wasn't funny. I'm 1089 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,200 Speaker 2: not saying I really wasn't. 1090 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,360 Speaker 1: So anyway, I see I see it when I'm in 1091 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,120 Speaker 1: the makeup chair and I'm like, and and the makeup 1092 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,279 Speaker 1: lady right before I ever ride is watching it, so 1093 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,919 Speaker 1: she is crying and she's touching me up and I'm 1094 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,960 Speaker 1: like and she's like, it's just so tragic and so sad. 1095 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,440 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, And I'm just kind of 1096 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,680 Speaker 1: like thinking about my set. I'm literally don't even know 1097 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,239 Speaker 1: what's going on, but I do see what's going on, 1098 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,120 Speaker 1: Like I see it, but I can't hear it. I'm 1099 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,800 Speaker 1: not It's like the sound is a backstage or whatever. 1100 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,440 Speaker 1: And and then the producer comes over and she's just like, 1101 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,080 Speaker 1: it's just so sad. I go, I have to follow this. 1102 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,000 Speaker 1: And then I touched myself because she's like oh, and 1103 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,440 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I haven't seen this yet, like 1104 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,640 Speaker 1: I'm not invested in yet, Like I could be like 1105 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm not being callous, like I this is death for me. 1106 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,120 Speaker 1: This is that. 1107 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,400 Speaker 6: That's my Oh my god, Nikki d there's a comedy. 1108 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:08,279 Speaker 1: Shut up. 1109 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,719 Speaker 2: What it's funny. I don't know. 1110 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,680 Speaker 5: It's death for everybody. 1111 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,960 Speaker 1: Listen. No, I was saying, you do bad in comedy, 1112 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,080 Speaker 1: you die. That's what I was insinuating. I was not trying. 1113 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,400 Speaker 1: It was not a pun intended. If you sensed a 1114 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,240 Speaker 1: pun in there. 1115 00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,239 Speaker 5: We know it wasn't. Why it's funny, we know that 1116 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,560 Speaker 5: we know that that was. 1117 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,919 Speaker 1: Not when I said, walk into it, Okay, you didn't 1118 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,399 Speaker 1: catch it. 1119 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,480 Speaker 4: This guy is so is so cool. He would he 1120 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,680 Speaker 4: would like, he would. 1121 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,279 Speaker 1: Like And I know that first of all, I did. 1122 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,520 Speaker 1: Any joke that has been made, I literally did not 1123 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,640 Speaker 1: mean to make until I said that I walked into 1124 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,360 Speaker 1: it joke Like literally, that's the thing. It's like, I 1125 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400 Speaker 1: want to be able to talk about I have a 1126 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,399 Speaker 1: joke about a guy in a wheelchair that I point 1127 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,879 Speaker 1: at to my and my friend goes, I go, he's 1128 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,520 Speaker 1: the guy in the wheelchair and my friend goes, you 1129 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: can't say, and I'm like, but he knows, like And 1130 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,680 Speaker 1: that is how I honestly feel like. I it's not 1131 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,880 Speaker 1: like if people go, oh my god, you're doing an 1132 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,200 Speaker 1: act out of how he looks Donald Trump doing an 1133 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,560 Speaker 1: act out he did that to be mean. If I'm 1134 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,799 Speaker 1: just giving an example of what I was seeing on 1135 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,600 Speaker 1: the screen, that is his reality. That is not offensive. 1136 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,680 Speaker 2: Agreed, Okay, I wasn't disagreeing. 1137 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,640 Speaker 1: Let's stay. 1138 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:27,120 Speaker 2: Don't need that kind of thing like happened to me. 1139 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,080 Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make it about me, but I 1140 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,120 Speaker 2: know when I got mugged recently at gunpoint. 1141 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,040 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that's about that. 1142 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,960 Speaker 2: Well, we're in Venice, and I'm not trying to I 1143 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,920 Speaker 2: really is relating to what you're saying that. 1144 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,879 Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're blocking from. 1145 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:43,960 Speaker 4: I don't even know what. 1146 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't ahead ahead, but I can't wait to 1147 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:47,680 Speaker 1: get there. 1148 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,040 Speaker 2: So whatever, We're in Venice. Me and my fiance are 1149 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,560 Speaker 2: walking and we're a block away from Abby Kenny, which 1150 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 2: is the main road. Man, you're right by the beach. 1151 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,239 Speaker 2: You think you're like listening to Jimmy Buffet. You don't 1152 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,040 Speaker 2: think you're gonna get a gun in your face. You know, 1153 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:08,440 Speaker 2: everything's like chill, relaxed, car rolls up, reverses. It was 1154 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,719 Speaker 2: kind of funny though, because I was telling Brenda how 1155 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,120 Speaker 2: I have to piss, and she's like tapping my penis, 1156 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,600 Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna piss in your hand. 1157 00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,799 Speaker 2: I'll piss in your hand right here. Yeah, that was 1158 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,520 Speaker 2: gonna be my last word. I'm gonna piss in your hand. 1159 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,359 Speaker 1: Your last moment, My last moment. Beautiful is because it's 1160 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,760 Speaker 1: like a sweet moment between a couple that's very intimate 1161 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: and weird. 1162 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,400 Speaker 2: That is true. A I couldn't write that. 1163 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:28,879 Speaker 4: No, that. 1164 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,719 Speaker 2: So so this car rolls back and Brenda, who never 1165 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,239 Speaker 2: notices anything, goes that's weird and then didn't even look 1166 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,759 Speaker 2: at it, and then it caught my eye and next 1167 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,080 Speaker 2: thing I know, guy jumps out ski mask on gun, sideways, 1168 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:53,080 Speaker 2: sideways gone, and he just went into em and m 1169 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,000 Speaker 2: and he's like, okay, he's cool, yeah yeah, oh yeah, No, 1170 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,200 Speaker 2: he just asked me for directions. 1171 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,440 Speaker 1: No, oh my god, okay. 1172 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,200 Speaker 2: So it was an ninety five mask and he was 1173 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,600 Speaker 2: just and he's like, so is that where's ja? 1174 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,160 Speaker 1: That is terrifying, Like, yeah, did you? 1175 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,239 Speaker 2: Did you do? You pissed yourself, stopped, dropped and. 1176 00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,800 Speaker 1: You had to peel already she was tapping your penis. 1177 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,560 Speaker 1: That's a good I never because that's happens to people when. 1178 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,200 Speaker 4: They get So he just wanted to walk. 1179 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,000 Speaker 2: So I had my watch on. I had a silver 1180 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,719 Speaker 2: watch on my grandpa's watch. It wasn't he like that, 1181 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,640 Speaker 2: maybe like eight hundred bucks. It's like vintage, but it's 1182 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,840 Speaker 2: not like one of one. 1183 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,040 Speaker 1: Going to watch it. Now that you admitted that on 1184 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 1: this podcast, would did they take it? 1185 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,320 Speaker 2: No? 1186 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,760 Speaker 4: No, you're still walking around that grab fucking. 1187 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,239 Speaker 2: I'm not wearing I know. 1188 00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, well are you really not wearing it? Because now 1189 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,600 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it'll attract someone to mug me, especially fuck. 1190 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,959 Speaker 2: So I grabbed Brenda's hand and I go run, run, run, 1191 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,760 Speaker 2: and we were like thirty he was still like thirty 1192 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,640 Speaker 2: feet away. I'm just like, run, go go get it. 1193 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,600 Speaker 2: We gotta go. And she thinks she goes, oh, you're 1194 00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:56,680 Speaker 2: are you fucking with me? 1195 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,040 Speaker 4: The boys? 1196 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,439 Speaker 2: I'm a median and I'm like. 1197 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,799 Speaker 1: Fucking but it's the guy in scheme. She thinks, not run, she. 1198 00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,320 Speaker 2: Never saw him, she never turned. 1199 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,239 Speaker 1: She said that was weird. 1200 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,440 Speaker 2: I know, and then didn't look. 1201 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,000 Speaker 1: But then didn't look. 1202 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,279 Speaker 2: God. 1203 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,959 Speaker 1: She's like, I'll let him look in and then now 1204 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,560 Speaker 1: you're she's in disbelief. 1205 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,719 Speaker 2: And because I'm a comedian, she thinks, so you right away, 1206 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:19,840 Speaker 2: that's pretty impressive. 1207 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 4: You have to be proud of yourself. You were like 1208 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,000 Speaker 4: you grabbed her hand and said run. 1209 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I had fast twitch muscles for sure. Back Yeah, 1210 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,839 Speaker 2: I would have made All State if. 1211 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got it, yeah, I would believe it. 1212 00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,040 Speaker 1: Take out your notebook and write that. Take it out 1213 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,320 Speaker 1: with you. 1214 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,960 Speaker 2: So we started. So we start, so she's like, you're kidding, 1215 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,279 Speaker 2: you're messing with me. I was like, no, just run 1216 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,760 Speaker 2: Like it was like literally like out of a fucking movie. 1217 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,200 Speaker 5: And starting around huh is there anyone knows? 1218 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,839 Speaker 2: It was like the end of a cul de sac, 1219 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,239 Speaker 2: so it was like a Byett street, but it was 1220 00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,320 Speaker 2: a million dollar homes. 1221 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:53,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's why they're there. 1222 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. So so so we're running and finally 1223 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,680 Speaker 2: she starts running. She finally believed me, and she starts 1224 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,359 Speaker 2: running and she goes to go around this bush and 1225 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,440 Speaker 2: pull like a whatever, and I keep holding her hand 1226 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,960 Speaker 2: because I want her to run and she runs dude 1227 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,600 Speaker 2: into this pole. Oh my god, I'm I getting emotional. 1228 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,200 Speaker 4: That's so weird. 1229 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,160 Speaker 2: Sorry, No, usually I tell it like laughing. 1230 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,680 Speaker 4: But she's not beautiful anymore because she no, she's even 1231 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,360 Speaker 4: more beautiful. 1232 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,839 Speaker 2: She has a high cheek, but on one side. No, 1233 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,880 Speaker 2: So she drills this pole like like and like like 1234 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,880 Speaker 2: girlsman falls on the ground and I'm like, oh, now 1235 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,200 Speaker 2: we're shot, Like now we're dead. 1236 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,439 Speaker 4: Like I literally get my head. 1237 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,400 Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is what it is 1238 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,240 Speaker 2: how I die by you know, her being a klutz. 1239 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,480 Speaker 2: Oh my. So then I go get up. 1240 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,279 Speaker 4: You gotta get up. 1241 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,560 Speaker 2: She's like I can't get up. 1242 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,799 Speaker 1: How far behind that are they right now when this 1243 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,480 Speaker 1: is happening, When you're like, you got to get up? 1244 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,839 Speaker 2: How far I would thought? 1245 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,719 Speaker 1: And they're running at. 1246 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,840 Speaker 2: You, probably like thirty feet so I don't know. I 1247 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,920 Speaker 2: don't turn. You don't turn to see if there's a 1248 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,080 Speaker 2: gun behind you, you know what I mean. So I 1249 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,680 Speaker 2: was just running, just hoping we'd get to a street. 1250 00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:03,759 Speaker 1: So you ran thirty feet before you dropped. 1251 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,520 Speaker 2: Probably thirty feet. She dropped on the ground. 1252 00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,239 Speaker 4: She dropped, and so when you kept running, Like, what 1253 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,040 Speaker 4: did you say to her? 1254 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,680 Speaker 2: I was like I went back. I mean yeah, yeah. 1255 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,520 Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, right up, you'll be. 1256 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,320 Speaker 2: Just pushed her all the way. They're cool, dude, is 1257 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:27,160 Speaker 2: my watch? Yeah, so she's dating the version. They're starting 1258 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,200 Speaker 2: to wrap her. So then I go, you gotta get up. 1259 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,080 Speaker 2: She's like, I can't get up. I was like, you 1260 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,960 Speaker 2: got it. You gotta grab her fucking sandals and her 1261 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,279 Speaker 2: purse and we start running. And then I turned and 1262 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,440 Speaker 2: when I got her up, I saw they were gone. 1263 00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,040 Speaker 2: So then but she didn't see that they were gone. 1264 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,319 Speaker 2: We're running in the street. She's like bleeding from her 1265 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,560 Speaker 2: knee and she's like hobbling. At this point, Oh my god, 1266 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,799 Speaker 2: she's going to help us, like right out of like 1267 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,319 Speaker 2: a movie, like screaming top of her dude, embarrassing a 1268 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,920 Speaker 2: little bit like a part like that's how insecure I am. 1269 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Speaker 2: At part I was like, Okay, we. 1270 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:03,399 Speaker 1: Don't like young boys, like young college guys. 1271 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,160 Speaker 2: There's like three thousand people that follow me on TikTok. 1272 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,239 Speaker 2: So anyway, so I was like just I was like 1273 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,200 Speaker 2: I didn't know. And then there was a four runner 1274 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,719 Speaker 2: and two to Broe's. This guy Jerry and Asher, like 1275 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,479 Speaker 2: the bro Is bros you've ever seen, like just left 1276 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,880 Speaker 2: the frat house, like Jerry. 1277 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,839 Speaker 1: Jerry seems like an old man's name. 1278 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,080 Speaker 2: You would think he was a twenty three year old dude, 1279 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,200 Speaker 2: probably twenty. 1280 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,279 Speaker 1: Four, okay, and they just it was like his body. 1281 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,520 Speaker 2: Like Jack, a jacked Asian guy. 1282 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,040 Speaker 1: Just keep asking yeah, yeah, no, he's like Jack likes art. Yeah, 1283 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,480 Speaker 1: we need that for like just just to color the story. 1284 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,759 Speaker 5: Hair the hairless. 1285 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,480 Speaker 2: There were a lot of good amount of vascular. 1286 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,720 Speaker 1: Like okay, Jerry and Asher pull up like you flag 1287 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,960 Speaker 1: them down. She flaggs them down. 1288 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,719 Speaker 2: They stopped and we just jumped into their We didn't even. 1289 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,520 Speaker 1: Have Oh my god, this is so crazy. 1290 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,560 Speaker 2: And we jumped into their car like I compared it 1291 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,759 Speaker 2: to like you know when a sea lion jumps from 1292 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:06,080 Speaker 2: a yes, and it's like that's what we were like. 1293 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,520 Speaker 2: And we get in and we're they're like what happened 1294 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,000 Speaker 2: and we're like, we got mugged whatever, and they're like, 1295 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,640 Speaker 2: we'll call the cops. They call nine one one cops 1296 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,880 Speaker 2: never come, no, of course not. And then the firefighters 1297 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,399 Speaker 2: come and they take care of Brenna's knees. 1298 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,480 Speaker 1: Firefighters like a whole fire trucks show. 1299 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, a whole fire truck, five of them. Yes, oh yeah, 1300 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,200 Speaker 2: so the first So the first guy had green eyes 1301 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,560 Speaker 2: and like he's probably six three six four, like strong hands. 1302 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,600 Speaker 2: You could tell like he's like worked his way around 1303 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,279 Speaker 2: the board. 1304 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:38,600 Speaker 5: Yeah. 1305 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, his sign, his sign, whatever you want to do. 1306 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,600 Speaker 4: By the way, you guys getting in their car is 1307 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,280 Speaker 4: a good way to mug them, to pretend. 1308 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,840 Speaker 2: That you've just been I was like, you guys are 1309 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,240 Speaker 2: I was like, you guys are the same guys without 1310 00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,680 Speaker 2: I was trying, but Brenda was like, uh, like you guy, Yeah, 1311 00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,360 Speaker 2: I made immediately, yeah, right away. I was trying my 1312 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,480 Speaker 2: quicikest to make the set, you know for future shows. 1313 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:14,520 Speaker 2: You know. Yeah. So anyway, so then they call fire 1314 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,960 Speaker 2: truck coms. They clean her knee up. We get taken 1315 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,560 Speaker 2: home in the fire I felt like a like eleven, 1316 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,480 Speaker 2: like a nine year old boy for like a dalmat 1317 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,160 Speaker 2: did you put on the like an oversized fire coat? 1318 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,400 Speaker 2: They gave me a little one of the fire One. 1319 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,920 Speaker 4: Of the firefighters carried her up the stairs ladder. 1320 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,560 Speaker 1: You want wait, what What was it like in the fire? 1321 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,240 Speaker 1: Where do you sit in the fire like you would 1322 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:41,520 Speaker 1: want to. 1323 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,600 Speaker 2: Go to you mugged to be in a fire truck, 1324 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:45,360 Speaker 2: for sure. 1325 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,680 Speaker 4: There's like a picture of me with they let me 1326 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,120 Speaker 4: hold the jaws of life. 1327 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:49,920 Speaker 2: They came. 1328 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,919 Speaker 4: They came to a radio event that I was doing. 1329 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:57,640 Speaker 4: Nice and uh yeah, the coolest these guys, the coolest 1330 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,280 Speaker 4: baseball player through anything. Yeah, dude, my. 1331 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 5: Dad's a firefighter, really volunteer. It's been one for like 1332 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,280 Speaker 5: thirty years. 1333 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,000 Speaker 2: Final song involuntar. 1334 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,720 Speaker 4: He's stolen, he's stolen so many guys girlfriends who got mugs? 1335 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,160 Speaker 2: Dude, this guy's cleaner and knee. I was like, don't 1336 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:20,480 Speaker 2: even fucking don't even don't Okay. 1337 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,800 Speaker 1: Yeah maybe steep maybe So. 1338 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,040 Speaker 2: The cops never come. Then we checked that citizen app 1339 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,840 Speaker 2: and two hours later someone on the same street got 1340 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,160 Speaker 2: the same thing, same exact thing, and they stole a 1341 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:30,960 Speaker 2: silver watch. 1342 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 5: It was like that was their gang in this year. 1343 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:38,160 Speaker 2: But because it never patrolled the area. 1344 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Gavenger hunt that day for gangs 1345 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,680 Speaker 1: every morning on. 1346 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,720 Speaker 2: His part, I think the next day we see Jerry 1347 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,520 Speaker 2: and Asher walking his way. 1348 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,680 Speaker 1: Why are you in Venice? 1349 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,000 Speaker 2: I was house sitting. 1350 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:51,600 Speaker 1: Okay. 1351 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a whole other long story where apparently this 1352 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,479 Speaker 2: guy tried to break into the house hitter's house three 1353 00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,240 Speaker 2: times yep, and got over the fence and and then 1354 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,200 Speaker 2: this person asked us the house sit. Oh I'm sorry, 1355 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,800 Speaker 2: the owner's house Okay. The person asked us to house 1356 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,680 Speaker 2: it and never told us that our house is like. 1357 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,680 Speaker 5: Venice Beach has has fallen apart ever since COVID. It's 1358 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,880 Speaker 5: my friend, my Alley's friend had an apartment there and 1359 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,800 Speaker 5: in the span of four months she got her house 1360 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,120 Speaker 5: was broken into three times. Oh and then there result 1361 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,200 Speaker 5: used to be quite a lot of homeless encampments in 1362 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,439 Speaker 5: the area. And then like in the year twenty twenty one, 1363 00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,760 Speaker 5: they went in and they cleared out all the homeless 1364 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:34,120 Speaker 5: encampments and so instead of like solving any problems, the 1365 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,840 Speaker 5: homeless people just kind of like started roaming around and 1366 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,680 Speaker 5: a lot of them started breaking into houses. 1367 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,680 Speaker 4: I will yeah, I mean that was. 1368 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:46,320 Speaker 1: Almost on drugs, desperate, sure, sure, Like you can't blame them, 1369 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,440 Speaker 1: I know, it's just like what like you're like, oh, 1370 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,760 Speaker 1: how could you do? Like this is such a skurge, Like, 1371 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,240 Speaker 1: but it's like if I was in that situation. Yeah, 1372 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,360 Speaker 1: that's what, Like, I can't even be mad at them. 1373 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,959 Speaker 4: Aladdin is your favorite movie? 1374 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, one jump ahead of the bread line. 1375 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:07,360 Speaker 5: But yeah, but the crime in Venice Beach area has control. 1376 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,480 Speaker 2: I see Jerry and Asher and uh we go up 1377 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,920 Speaker 2: and uh, I go, hey man, thanks for helping us. 1378 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,680 Speaker 2: Ound He's like, who are oh ship, yeah they are. 1379 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,400 Speaker 5: What does that happen? 1380 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,560 Speaker 2: Well, they probably didn't think we'd be walking down ATVing 1381 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:29,200 Speaker 2: Kenny Like yeah. But then the funniest part was he goes, dude, 1382 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:38,320 Speaker 2: we thought you were kidnapping. That happened, and then I 1383 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:43,440 Speaker 2: just jumped into their car, dude with the girl I'm kidnapping, Like, yo, 1384 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,080 Speaker 2: you're bros. 1385 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:44,920 Speaker 4: You know, it's. 1386 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,880 Speaker 1: Probably more likely that I would just no, no, no, 1387 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,200 Speaker 1: because that happens so much now that people are just 1388 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:55,480 Speaker 1: like I was just reading about girl says I read 1389 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,040 Speaker 1: her Rolling Stone article about her, and she's like talking 1390 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,400 Speaker 1: about how her biggest fear is being kidnapped. Cause's really 1391 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:04,720 Speaker 1: tiny and she's like a hot chick who's really super tined. 1392 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,080 Speaker 1: She's like, I can get scooped up in seconds and 1393 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,160 Speaker 1: taken and sold into like and never see my family again. 1394 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,440 Speaker 1: And I'm paranoid about it constantly, and I'm like, this 1395 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,080 Speaker 1: was not something that when I was young and hot, 1396 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,640 Speaker 1: which I never really was. At the same time, I 1397 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,000 Speaker 1: never figured those out to like intersect that could be 1398 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,240 Speaker 1: a bit, but I really never did. And so I 1399 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,360 Speaker 1: never like feared getting kidnapped. But I don't think it 1400 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,040 Speaker 1: was a thing when we were young, but like now 1401 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,440 Speaker 1: it's a thing where I'm like, I see it on 1402 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,200 Speaker 1: I wanna Yeah, I'm working on a bit about it. 1403 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,680 Speaker 1: But like that, I met another young girl who's like, 1404 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,600 Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm just you know, because I can't 1405 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,240 Speaker 1: go there because you know, And I'm like, because of 1406 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,080 Speaker 1: what she's like kidnapping, I'm like, what I didn't think 1407 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,760 Speaker 1: about I thought back I as a kid, but now 1408 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,200 Speaker 1: when I was like an adult woman. 1409 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,960 Speaker 2: But it does when you think about, like if you 1410 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,480 Speaker 2: paint the scene, she's yelling help me, I'm dragted, she's bleeding. 1411 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,919 Speaker 1: Yes, and we're still unsure if that is not what's 1412 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 1: going on this whole relationship. 1413 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:03,560 Speaker 4: First, Oh, this is. 1414 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,200 Speaker 2: We have to go. 1415 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,080 Speaker 1: Thanks for doing this, you guys, and thanks for all 1416 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,040 Speaker 1: your help with the sb's and yeah, I met Andy 1417 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:18,120 Speaker 1: Reid and Andrew has Okay, here's the things you mess. 1418 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,320 Speaker 1: Andrew has a great arm, which Chris saw at a 1419 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,680 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day football game where Andrew participated because they needed 1420 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,200 Speaker 1: extra players. Andrew blew Chris's mind. It was like, really, 1421 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,600 Speaker 1: of note how good Andrew's hand arm was, and and 1422 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,400 Speaker 1: it's a part of the arm. And then Andy Reid 1423 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,960 Speaker 1: I met last night. I was backstage and he I 1424 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,760 Speaker 1: didn't know he was there because he ended up getting 1425 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,360 Speaker 1: the award for Patrick Combs on his Behalf, but I 1426 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,480 Speaker 1: saw him meckstage and I knew someone was accepting on 1427 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,240 Speaker 1: someone's behalf, but I just thought they had Andy Reid 1428 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,479 Speaker 1: later on the show, Like I didn't know Patrick would 1429 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,400 Speaker 1: be winning, even though I knew he was a nominee. 1430 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:55,840 Speaker 1: So I met him backstage before it presented because his uh, 1431 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,120 Speaker 1: some agent. This girl that I love told me and 1432 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,480 Speaker 1: was like you have to meet Andy read like you're 1433 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,760 Speaker 1: a cheese fan, right, And I was like, yeah, of 1434 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,360 Speaker 1: course I am. She's like, well, you gotta meet Andy, 1435 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,000 Speaker 1: come here, and I was like does he would have 1436 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:05,320 Speaker 1: met me? 1437 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:05,520 Speaker 6: Like? 1438 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:05,880 Speaker 2: Does he? 1439 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to bother this man, like he seems 1440 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,880 Speaker 1: to be someone who doesn't want to suffer fools. 1441 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,240 Speaker 5: And I don't fun guy. 1442 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I actually had something to say to him, 1443 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,720 Speaker 1: because yeah, I knew what to say to him, which 1444 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,880 Speaker 1: was like, obviously, congratulations on being such a great comedic 1445 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,880 Speaker 1: actor in these in these ads, because I really was 1446 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,720 Speaker 1: like you are. I was like, I love you. I 1447 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,600 Speaker 1: was like, you were so funny, You're hilarious. I was like, 1448 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,400 Speaker 1: you are a great comedic actor. And he was like, 1449 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,440 Speaker 1: he said, keep up what you're doing. I really like 1450 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,720 Speaker 1: what you're doing. And we had like a moment and 1451 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,280 Speaker 1: he took a selfie and was so nice. I was like, 1452 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,760 Speaker 1: can I get a selfie? I'm sorry, I like never 1453 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,520 Speaker 1: ask for selfies, but it's Andy Reid. He looked great too. 1454 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,000 Speaker 1: He was just like so nice and easy to talk to. 1455 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,720 Speaker 1: And we had like a little moment and then I 1456 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,600 Speaker 1: go present the ward and that's who comes out. They like, 1457 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,480 Speaker 1: didn't tell me who's gonna come out. They're like, wow, 1458 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,880 Speaker 1: because I don't know who's gonna win. I find out 1459 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,480 Speaker 1: when I opened the envelope too, and then Andy Reid, 1460 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,840 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yay, I just met you. 1461 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,960 Speaker 4: And then he was glad the first thing he said. 1462 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,480 Speaker 4: He's like, I'm glad Nikki did visceray, No, no, no, no. 1463 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,280 Speaker 5: The word he chose was so perfect. It was dismantlement, disman. 1464 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,400 Speaker 5: It was so good. 1465 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,520 Speaker 1: That's why I love and that kind of word that like, 1466 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,120 Speaker 1: I mean us writing like trying to figure out one 1467 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,880 Speaker 1: word today to put in that cone and thing like 1468 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,840 Speaker 1: one word can change everything. Dismantle is such a perfect word. 1469 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,120 Speaker 1: You'll have to see that a good one. 1470 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:20,360 Speaker 4: You know what. 1471 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,960 Speaker 2: She was wearing a red dress for the Chiefs. 1472 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,720 Speaker 1: I thought, dude, you're so right, and he. 1473 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,120 Speaker 4: Read said after he won his first Super Bowl with 1474 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,360 Speaker 4: the Chiefs, they go, what do you what do you 1475 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,040 Speaker 4: want to do after this? 1476 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:33,320 Speaker 2: Nikki Glazer? 1477 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,440 Speaker 4: No, I think I'm going to go get a cheeseburger. 1478 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,200 Speaker 2: I think I don't know if it's rumor not, but 1479 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,560 Speaker 2: he had like twenty like something like twenty five bird. 1480 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:52,080 Speaker 1: Yeah that's yeah, that's kao. No no oh, yeah, no, 1481 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,320 Speaker 1: that's true. I'm saying, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, 1482 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,200 Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening. 1483 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,919 Speaker 1: Come see me on the road, Nick Glazer dot com. 1484 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,960 Speaker 1: So many new dates added, so many shows, tickets are 1485 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,320 Speaker 1: selling fast. I've never really had to say that to 1486 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,360 Speaker 1: you guys and be like you might not get them, 1487 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,920 Speaker 1: but truly shows are selling out and it's awesome that 1488 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,680 Speaker 1: you guys are coming out. But get your tickets now 1489 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,480 Speaker 1: nick Blazer dot com. You can check it. I don't 1490 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,240 Speaker 1: really know where. I wouldn't because there's so many coming up, 1491 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,240 Speaker 1: but like I need to, I need to memorize the 1492 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,560 Speaker 1: next couple. I don't know when this is coming out, 1493 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,880 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend with David Spade. 1494 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,440 Speaker 1: But then I am seriously on the road for the 1495 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,919 Speaker 1: rest of my life, So come see me. I would 1496 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,360 Speaker 1: love to see you, and don't be c and Finne