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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another exciting episode of Alchemy this I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin polog Yes, that Kevin Pollock. Well, let's

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Speaker 1: not get off on the wrong pilm. Okay, No, I

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Speaker 1: find it best to get off on the left foot.

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Speaker 1: It's easier to claim. But I digress. Hey, before we

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Speaker 1: introduce our met firsts our alchemists, let's let's uh, speaking

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Speaker 1: of getting off, let's give congratulations to our very un Vanessa, right,

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Speaker 1: who has given birth to a beautiful baby girl whose name,

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Speaker 1: oddly is Joey Greer. Yeah, well, of course you do.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great name. Alright, Speaking of which,

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Speaker 1: lets we start the show. Stick out your tongue because

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Speaker 1: Joey grahams here, one bagel and a Greer schmer. Please,

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Speaker 1: what would you do right now after winning a one

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Speaker 1: million dollar lottery? What's the first thing to do? Um? Oh,

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Speaker 1: ship under your head? Uh, let's blow it all cocked.

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Speaker 1: Let's blow it all right. I was by undershirts unders

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Speaker 1: how many million dollars? Then you'd sell them? No life,

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Speaker 1: lifetime you can change your shirt every single day and

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Speaker 1: have a brand new one. No, I'd wear the one

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Speaker 1: till it's done. Because you were raised properly, gonna have

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Speaker 1: an amen, because the good Reverend Heney has the floor

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Speaker 1: Reverend Jim and Tammy fame. How would you like to

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Speaker 1: be greeted at the pearly gates with an acceptance letter

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Speaker 1: like a former letter? Well like que the door opening

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Speaker 1: and that's a good sign. That's a real good sign. Envelope.

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Speaker 1: Hey there's Craig Kakowski Ko. What's your earliest memory of

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Speaker 1: your Halloween costume? And why were you crying? Probably because

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Speaker 1: it was a store bought Luke ska Walker, which was

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Speaker 1: like a plastic bib with a picture of Luke Skywalker on.

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Speaker 1: That's not really a costume. A costume. Walker doesn't wear

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Speaker 1: a picture of himself. Yeah, you went out as propaganda? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and last but may disease camel make cocon your cuscush

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Speaker 1: If you think of leash, it's mark Hello, gagster riches

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Speaker 1: uh today appropriately? What would your name be if you

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Speaker 1: were a super popular porn star? Um? Is this one

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Speaker 1: of those ones where I have to use like my

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Speaker 1: did that version, as I found out in middle school,

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Speaker 1: my porn name would be thunder Pounds, right, always so great.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. My dog was named

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Speaker 1: thunder My in. The maiden name in my family was Pounds.

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Speaker 1: Mine is Rascal willow Brook. Let's go around. That's soft

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Speaker 1: core to me. Yeah, anybody else want to be Sarah

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Speaker 1: South Sarah Bummer? Please, that's very Chicago, it is. Let's

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Speaker 1: see Allegriano South of the Buddher. Let's all right, let's

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Speaker 1: get to our first scene. All of today's scene suggestions

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Speaker 1: are gathered from our listener emails. If you'd like to

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Speaker 1: submit yours, please write to the podcast at your name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name here

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Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. Our first team comes to

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Speaker 1: us from Angelique, who wrote, I work in a greenhouse

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Speaker 1: eight hours a day listening to garbage until your new

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Speaker 1: episode is released? What does that sound like? Garbage? Here

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Speaker 1: is a real challenge. A bunch of backwoods moonshiners are

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Speaker 1: trying a new recipe. They don't realize how potent it is,

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Speaker 1: and all black out. They wake up, only to find

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Speaker 1: out they've somehow become secret agents that could have gone anywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was almost worried. I'm worried now. I pray my

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Speaker 1: cackle is heard across the whole forty two acres of greenhouse.

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Speaker 1: That's a big green Dear Lord, much love, Angelique Savoy.

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Speaker 1: You won't shape out the short all right. I thought

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Speaker 1: you're gonna witness the whole thing. Oh come on, I

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Speaker 1: want to make sport out. Good night's clean and clear

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Speaker 1: and that nic that's real, nice shipper, good hanky. You

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Speaker 1: won't good at this. Oh here, of course I want

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Speaker 1: to get some of that fire cook taking big old

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Speaker 1: stiff one and pass it over to Jingle. Jingle, you

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Speaker 1: gotta give something to Jangle. Go on now, Jangle wants zip,

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Speaker 1: buddy Dangle. Just take a sip. Okay, Jingle gonna take

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Speaker 1: a sit up right now? When did Jingle start talking

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Speaker 1: to him? Just to Jangle? Just sip Jingle minds. Jingle's

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Speaker 1: own business, and you should do the same, all right, Jingle,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to saying anything about Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: good plause. Oh that's good. Take a poll, Stinky, I

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Speaker 1: don't know about this fellas. You come on, work What

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Speaker 1: works for Jingle ain't necessarily gonna work for old Stinky.

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Speaker 1: Come on now, ain't trying to peer pressure. No, I

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Speaker 1: one of them situations like I've seen in the movie

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Speaker 1: where like the one kid doesn't want the marijuana, but

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Speaker 1: all the other kids at the party having hold on

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Speaker 1: the same. Look fellas, I ain't I don't want to

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Speaker 1: discuss semantics, but what we are doing in this day

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Speaker 1: and age is significantly more illegal. Then come on, come

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Speaker 1: all right, and and ceramics get nothing to do that.

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Speaker 1: Here's the truth of the matter. We gather every day

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Speaker 1: like this, and we passed the jug. We come around

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Speaker 1: to you, and you've got some kind of excuses to

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Speaker 1: not take a poll. Well, jingles one room while you

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Speaker 1: don't take your You want to know I don't take

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Speaker 1: a pull. It's what happens when I drink moonshine, blackout. Terrible,

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Speaker 1: terrible things happen. All right, fine, I'll drink it right

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Speaker 1: now and something good, maybe it'll happen. Are something bad's

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Speaker 1: more spins around the circle here, So I don't know

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Speaker 1: how strong is it. We might all black out after one.

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Speaker 1: I am the way it's gonna happen. Just take a sip,

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Speaker 1: stinking right. No, that's a good one. Easy. Does what

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Speaker 1: you do? Girl? Shrinking the rift of the joke? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's why you black out, stinking this is what happened.

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Speaker 1: That's good news. I got another judge. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: gerber gerber? How much that jug you drink? I can't

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Speaker 1: feel my face Just backwash maner jug kind. He's drinking

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Speaker 1: the whole thing too. Please, h one, this was holy

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Speaker 1: not not all of it went in his mouth? Much

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Speaker 1: gonna say very little? How did any of that get

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Speaker 1: in your mouth? Swallowed? Almost almost? That's what the cows?

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Speaker 1: So all right, jingle is gonna nurse hiss like a

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Speaker 1: fine sip in tequila. Give me that. Let me ten

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Speaker 1: hours later? God, what did we do? Wait? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: What the hell am I wearing a suit? Why are

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Speaker 1: you where we all get these suits? The hill? Wait

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Speaker 1: another country. Oh, how can we tell it's another Because

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Speaker 1: you're drowning on the road side of the room. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we're on the other side of a building. He's got

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Speaker 1: You don't look like a woods guy in that suit.

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Speaker 1: You look like a city man in that suit. Me

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Speaker 1: jenem and I'm so sorry. My name is Agent two,

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Speaker 1: why don't I begin the explanations? Now? Your name formerly

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Speaker 1: and four. They're quite a few of us, and you, sir,

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Speaker 1: I believe, went by the handled Jingle Jangles Jingle's name, right,

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Speaker 1: You're going to have to work on that. Your agent

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Speaker 1: three hundred and seven, three oh seven three away? Does

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Speaker 1: that make me three away? Its three or four? And

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Speaker 1: they went to three? Oh so wan the number. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're actually what formerly was your name? I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: Red Yeah, your agent nine hundred four four yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: And lastly, Calm Doll, Calm Doll, let's see Calm Doll. Ah,

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Speaker 1: that's my name is that's too Oh sorry, you're still

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Speaker 1: just an agent training. Wait a minute, agents. The seven

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Speaker 1: is confused. Part of her Majesty's secret the sectional character

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Speaker 1: like the Timothy Dalton. Yes, there are group meetings. There

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Speaker 1: there's currently a royal family. It traveled. Now, you traveled

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Speaker 1: pretty much did hop the pond. Yes, that's the extent

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Speaker 1: remember anything where we asleep when we got on the plane. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's a story you're more familiar with, given your geographic locations,

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Speaker 1: where you all came from, where you were raised. You

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Speaker 1: have friends in the village, in the marketplace. Talk about

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Speaker 1: alien the ducttions. Yeah, that's that's us secret. Well alien

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Speaker 1: in the sense that I'm not American. Yeah, alien hate

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Speaker 1: old block. If you know what I'm saying. You were

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Speaker 1: the dismissed cousin America number two. I got a question

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Speaker 1: our time is in our very brief time, very brief.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, I got two questions for you.

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Speaker 1: Question one is how long were we out? Uh? Sixty

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Speaker 1: two hours hours? That's almost a year. Holy god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Didn't we do anything real dangerous and cool? Yet? No,

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Speaker 1: you've pretty much been out and then clothed. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this suit could not be more finely tailored. It really

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Speaker 1: does look nice. It is comfortable from top man. From

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Speaker 1: did you see top man top man? That's clever. No,

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Speaker 1: you see the Her Majesty's secret her right, the Queen mom,

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Speaker 1: the queen, not the Queen, the Queen mum. So you're

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Speaker 1: saying that somebody has the CIA's knocks list and we

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Speaker 1: gotta find it. Is that, right, listen, trainee, let me

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Speaker 1: ask this question. So now we've we've given more proof

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Speaker 1: Is that what I gotta do? No? No, no, we're

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Speaker 1: still allies with America, all right? Because look if I

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Speaker 1: find out why my team died. Do you think we

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Speaker 1: got put into the Impossible mission force? I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: here to answer all your questions. And the answer to

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Speaker 1: your first one is you will be assembling new one. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh crazy? So I'm making a robot then? Not yet? Also,

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Speaker 1: out on his first mission. Now I'm knock on, just

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Speaker 1: knock on the door. Okay, who is it? What do

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Speaker 1: I say? Just tell I'm not opening the door. The door.

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Speaker 1: way up, touch it down, touch it down, and no

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Speaker 1: Well it's no that's been written for you. Where where

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Speaker 1: see it. There's no I'm not gonna go to that's

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Speaker 1: on fire. I know wanted you know what a building

416
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: looks like when it's on fire. Why would you need

417
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: us to go? Because this is great. If I'm gonna

418
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: be doing with this, I'm not gonna go. I'm not

419
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: gonna Pie's gonna drive, so he'll be drive and you're

420
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: call come on, spots going with you? Yeah, dumb dog.

421
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: Dumb dogs. That dog's gonna hump everything. You don't say

422
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: that about a Dalmatian. It's in bred. Man, that dog

423
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: is dumb. We should not be using dalmatians. Am I

424
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: the only one who thinks that? Yes, yes, you are

425
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: the only one. Thing that you're the only one. Come on, man, alright,

426
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: strap on here we go? Do you want me to

427
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: strap onto the white canda? Can't I get a seat?

428
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: I want to put my coffee on the seat. That's nuts.

429
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's nuts. Come on, give me a

430
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 1: seat if I gotta go, come on that man, put

431
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: your fucking boots on. Man to report a problem. Um,

432
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: there is a fireman outside of my apartment spraying my

433
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: windows chopped out. I'm just shouting to jump out, yes,

434
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: ma'am that I believe he was given nine. Yes, the

435
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: fire is actually there's a fire. I'm gonna need you

436
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: to come man. I'm gonna put you on hold for

437
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: a second. Okay, gladys you're up? Oh me? Okay, okay,

438
00:28:55,680 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: how do I look? Fine? Okay? Answer the phone? What

439
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: you look fine? To answer the phone? Okay? Fine, thank you.

440
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: I appreciate this woman seems very distraught about a fire.

441
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: Down the street from her. I'm just gonna need you

442
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: to talk her down the scene with this woman, if

443
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: she's going crazy, well, I think you can do it. Okay, fine, Hello,

444
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: what is the nature of your call? Fi? Fire? Ma'am?

445
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm listening as close as I can, but I don't

446
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: have patience. Get the kids. Get I'm sorry. I'm gonna

447
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: have to let you go. We'll just don't forget the computer,

448
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: all right, ma'am, I'm gonna have to let you go. Well,

449
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: I think I saw that one. Everybody that's just hung

450
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: up on her. That's that's her again. That's that blinking

451
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: light right now. I don't think I want to answer that.

452
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: It's just the screaming. People think me anxious. How are

453
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: you are you still there? I'm still alone? Oh gosh,

454
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: that was your bad. There's a woman screaming. Now, there's

455
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: a woman screaming. That woman is at seventeen fifty nine Waveland.

456
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: You sure, yes, because she's really bothering me. The fire

457
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: isn't bothering you anymore. It's I've gotten used to it.

458
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm getting calm. I'm gonna I'm just gonna go to

459
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: sleep now. Oh no, it's carbon monoxide. Sleep. No, it's fine. Okay,

460
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: it's very peaceful here. Okay, would you would you like

461
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: a lullaby? Yes? Okay, let's clear her up. Oh, mom's

462
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna buy you lock whisper. Everything's gonna be real good.

463
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: You're not my mom. Listen, I wasn't practicing a song. Up.

464
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: Let me do my vocal warm ups. Manny mumbling mines.

465
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm making men music in the night. Okay, here we go,

466
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: go to sleep, Go to sleep. My comis you won't

467
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: get I'm going to sleep so peaceful and warm, and

468
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: got another one. Glad it's time. Hang up. I think

469
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: he was asleep. I've lulled him a bye bye bye. Yeah,

470
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: an emergency calling. You put him to sleep? Oh my god,

471
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: is that not the right thing to do? Um? Everyone

472
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: here new Frank It was a good guy. And uh

473
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: what what the corner found obviously was him? Um? It

474
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: was only described in the reports as a human chicken nugget,

475
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: very burnt human chicken nugget, And um, I was disrespectful

476
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: for that. Was gonna keep bringing it up too? Well? Yeah,

477
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: you know, as one of his only relatives alive, I

478
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: think it's appropriate that we all know what the corner said,

479
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: and he was your brother and um a part of

480
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: all the corners notes as well, didn't mention that he

481
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: had large nipples, which would be impossible looking for leftover

482
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: chicken nugget. I feel like to understand, I understand just

483
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: just the corners noting is the idea that that that's

484
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: all that was left with him was the size of

485
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: the chicken nugget, or like it was just one of

486
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: his nipples left and it was like a chicken nugget

487
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: sized nipple. I mean, all I know is what the

488
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: corner said. And if we look at the size of

489
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: the casket, we can feel you've spent too much time

490
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: talking in the corner. Well, the corner was kind enough

491
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: to um let me hang out with him, Kendall, why

492
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: don't you let some I just just if we look

493
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: at the size of the casket, I think we just

494
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: sen three inch by three inch casket and it can

495
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: fit the other five people that died in the fire

496
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: in there. But I don't know why there's there's fenty

497
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: mustard next to the favorite Let me open please, Oh

498
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 1: there it is, okay, great chicken nugg break chicken nuggets.

499
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: That's Frank. What happened here? Where is your brother? This

500
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: is not funny. Died in the fire? Okay? And are

501
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: we all happy? Huh? Are we all happy? Who got?

502
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: Who got a Christmas? Is anybody get that nugget? I

503
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: mean it does look frankly, don't chicken? Do you know

504
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: which one of the six is frank? That one? Because

505
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: it looks like a boots, like a very like boots.

506
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: Can they all kind of look like boot? That that's cannibalism.

507
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: That boot was tasting cannibalism, Like, get a ring full

508
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. It's chicken. Wait, this is a chicken.

509
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: There's a gold ring in there. That's frank. They come

510
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: with the prize. No, no, I thought that that really

511
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: was frank. Oh I'm so sorry for what is this?

512
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Can we all sit back down for a second? Please

513
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: sit back down, please? I don't know. Frank tastes like

514
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: a chicken. Don't you believe me? Yeah? Yeah? This number one? Yeah?

515
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wa wa wait hold on,

516
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: let me get my notes. Um, what's the nature of

517
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: this call? This call is five friends of mine, just

518
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: eight chicken nuggets that we thought were chicken nuggets, but

519
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: they were actually are bunn I told Dian, how does

520
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: it make you feel like I just like I just

521
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: thought he was eating a chicken nugget night at a person?

522
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: How do we please send help? What we will? What

523
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: can I set help? Write to you? Sir? What's your address?

524
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: Seventeen sixty one, Waveland seventeen thirty three, Waveless sixty one.

525
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: But alright, guys, strapped up? Alright, this is right gear scenario.

526
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: We get guys eating people over at the Uh. What

527
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: the hell is it called? What the word fire? No? No, no,

528
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: no no. What's the word I'm looking for? No no, no,

529
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: no someone else house? No no no. It's like a nickname.

530
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. It's a good man.

531
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: It's a globalism for the thing. What the fund is? Close?

532
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: Big boys, big know? What the hell is it? Uh? Okay?

533
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: Location location tours sounds like the first word. It's the

534
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: first word and number. It sounds like sounds like rug. Right, oh,

535
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 1: it sounds like right, Tim's house, Tim's house? Not can't

536
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: it does sounds like google? TAM's house. Does sound like

537
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: make sure to put in those shells in the shocking. Okay,

538
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: we're using live ammunition. Boys, you understand what I'm saying,

539
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: we're going in. Hot, We're going in. Alright, we're strapping up,

540
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 1: strapping up, strapping down. Alright, what everyone's strapped on? What

541
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: hell are we listening to? The trainee? Yeah, I don't know.

542
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: I don't know why we're listening to the training. All right.

543
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: Now we're going What the hell's the name of the

544
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 1: place we kind of need to know? Yeah, funeral home. Oh,

545
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: I think we'll drive around. We'll know what it is home.

546
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: We're google home, all right? It um something else? I

547
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: was supposed to say, Sure, maybe we can think about

548
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: it in the drive. Yeah, I'm sure, it's fine. Let's

549
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, let's go. You gonna drive. I don't

550
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: know why did no one move, barely listening to the training?

551
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: We're doing this, Yeah, we're doing this. I'm not I'm

552
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: not part of the team. If we bring the dog,

553
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: do you? Yes, chihuahua? Alright, make no sense? Alright? Make

554
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: sure in bread? It is? There? Is it? All dogs

555
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: are in bread, A lot of them. Sure, that's great, man,

556
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: I have seen I've seen it go down. It's disgusted.

557
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: Do you have you figured out where we're gone? Yes,

558
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: we're going to the funeral home. Yeah, alright, that really

559
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: is what you're trying to think about. Yeah, they're eating

560
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: dead bodies, Like I don't know, it doesn't seem like

561
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: something that we got to deal with. Why don't we

562
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: just go to McDonald's. Hey, they got nuggets. That's what

563
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: you all want to do? Yeah, they want to just

564
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: say effort, we're not gonna take the call, and then

565
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: he yeah, hi, welcome, McDonald's gonna take you. Yeah, what

566
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: do you guys want? I'd like a Frank when we're

567
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: Frank can culture of the mind, please Frank? Thank all right? Yeah,

568
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: two francs to Franc's. We don't have hot dogs? What

569
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: they don't have hot dogs? No? No, no women? Frank

570
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: like that. It was a dumb joke about a fan.

571
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: I was thinking, how would I know that? Because see, hey,

572
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: hey Mr McDonald's man, Yeah, assistant manager. Oh why is

573
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: he working the drive? Is because there's not somebody's can

574
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: call out three people called that's roight people. That's rough.

575
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: You never you ever have an insight joke with somebody? Sure,

576
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: yeah I got one run now okay, ready, yeah, shoes.

577
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean, but it's probably Sorry,

578
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: great that's great. You guys are okay, so you know

579
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: a couple of yeah, yeah, all right, I'm going next

580
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: door and what else? Uh huh. It's a kind of

581
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: lining up behind you. Yeah, I mean I was. I

582
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: wasn't hungry when I go off. Called Gladys over. Not

583
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: even want to dis beatchee if she wants anything. Hold

584
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: on one second, let me just oh, hey, hey, you

585
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: know who this is? Automatically? I mean I not know,

586
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,479
Speaker 1: not enough to know your name, but I've heard that voice.

587
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: Is this an emergency? You know? It's nature? What's the

588
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: nature if your call? Nature of mc call is I'm

589
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: trying to get your order? You want to take me

590
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: out to eat? Yeah? No, I really do. I want

591
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: to know what your orders? Okay McDonald's. Come on, we

592
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: can go somewhere better than that. Look, you want someone

593
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: for McDonald's or not sure? Sure, I'll get a whopper.

594
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: It's a all right, yeah, I mean you're going to

595
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: hold on one second. I just kind of put something

596
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: over there, this bell that keeps bringing at me. There

597
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: we go, Gladys. What does a call from Britain? You

598
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: gotta take it? Okay? All right? Fine, fine, you don't

599
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: recognize the Ring. I didn't recognize the ring, but I

600
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: really like Shakespeare. Where for art thou is the problem?

601
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're a group of former moonshiners turned secret agents,

602
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: and that overseas there's Corgis everywhere. I don't know what

603
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: the is going on. The queen wanted us to kill

604
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: our friend, and then an entire plot ensued. But we

605
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: didn't do that. We wound up. We're all back together

606
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: and better for it. I'm sure we make sure that

607
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: the trainee even has an opportunity to tell us that

608
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: the Corgies are inbred? Mat Can I do that? I'm sorry,

609
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time hearing. Everybody is a speaker phone.

610
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: Rule of threes, buddy rulers, Yeah, I mean those. I

611
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: mean look at the way they look, man, that ain't natural.

612
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: There's no wolf in the wild like that. I couldn't

613
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: go to send a crack team of firefighters. What a

614
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:16,440
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618
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 1: that helps me retain what little sanity I have left.

619
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: I haven't seen idea simply titled driving test gone wrong.

620
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Once again, thanks for your great work and hope you

621
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: all have a beautiful day. Sincerely, Summer. Okay, so it's

622
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: in first gear now, all right? And then you know again,

623
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: we could have taken out an automatic car. No, I well,

624
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: this is the way cars were supposed to be driven.

625
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: So this is it's the only one we have with

626
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: the stick shifts. So that's fine. There are seven others

627
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: we could choose if you're not comfortable fund a car

628
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: is a car ready to start? Were you taught with

629
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: I was, yes, I was actually my grandfather. It's a

630
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: fun out on the outskirts of town over by Brumbick. Yeah,

631
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: and there's a but it's about sixteen acres of farmland

632
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: and uh wide swaths of hills and whatnot. And there's

633
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: actually this a really nice lake right by it, like cruisers.

634
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: Would you like to just maybe drive us over there?

635
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't mind. I mean

636
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: you know how to get back there to eight hours drive?

637
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 1: I don't want doing it and strap in. So part

638
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: of the reason how that was just being out there's

639
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: a kid, was that there was all this wildlife and

640
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: the fauna, which some people mistakenly think of as yeah,

641
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: we maybe want to pull away from the lighte okay, Uh,

642
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,959
Speaker 1: I just want to finish the story. And uh, there

643
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: there was all this wildlife and fauna. People think faina

644
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: is is dear, but it's not. Faina is actually fan leaves.

645
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: That's an eight winner. Let's go around, not how driving works,

646
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: and um, you're in front of him, I understand. I

647
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: just don't want to talk about up on the clunch.

648
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: Go ahead. And so there was this family deer and

649
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: the deer that was so beautiful. And actually, you realize

650
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: this is a test, right that I'm conducting. I understanding,

651
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: and you pass or fail? Right now? It's not going well? Right,

652
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: But if I pause the test, then how can I

653
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: be crazy? So, uh, let me get that Hello, Hey,

654
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: how's the test going? In the middle of the test

655
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: him and called me later, Oh sure, sure, sure, Kylie,

656
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: love you. Okay, So let's not take calls during the test.

657
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: I understand I wasn't driving, so I didn't think that

658
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: was a problem, right, But I need you to drip.

659
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: I understand, Just go around. He's not gonna go around.

660
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: And so one of the craziest things about the deer

661
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: is Skype. Yeah, I guys Skype text and uh that

662
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: one second. I know the boxes should be delivered tuesday,

663
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: and it was just so beautiful to see you. I

664
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: am just coming the back. Yeah, this is not a pull,

665
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: so don't worry. Okay, but there's another guy in the front.

666
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: I know. I told you it's not a pulse, so

667
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: don't worry to just get what does he have a break? Uh,

668
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: just it's I'm doing a driving test. Just get in, okay,

669
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: So I have no problem with this. By if it

670
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: helps what was your name again? My name is Jergger.

671
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: That's right. If it helps Jergger, then get his driver's license.

672
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: We appreciate your assistance. You don't have your license yet. No,

673
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: I'm taking the test. Okay, but you're on here's an

674
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: uber driver, so I am. He's enterprising. Where where so

675
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: you know where he's going? Let's go there? You got

676
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: my address? Yeah, but we first got to go to

677
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: the lake first and about eight hour driving then head back. Okay,

678
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. Just go around. Hold on Jesus great, No,

679
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: it should if it's laminated, and then you can just

680
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: put it in the desk, and so I'm telling the

681
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: story about my grandfather's property or I grew up and

682
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: why I'm driving stick shifting. It's just huge property, you know,

683
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: tony somewhat acres and rolling hills, beautiful cool trees, and

684
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: there's just fantastic lake and next to lake where there's funa,

685
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: and people think the fauna is it's dear, what do

686
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: you think? Fauna? Animals, flora, flora's plants and funa. That's wrong,

687
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: that's wrong. No, no, no, that's wrong. I grew up.

688
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: I grew up on all large property. Did you pay

689
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: attention when you grew up on the farm the way

690
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: you're paying attention now to these, of course, instructions of

691
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: driving the car. Of course, so you didn't know anything.

692
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: Oh I knew a lot. I know how to take

693
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: your lamps and the fauna. I'll tell you what. Why

694
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: don't you continue telling your story. I'm gonna drive this

695
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: gentleman to where he needs to go. You have failed

696
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: this test. Wait wait wait, wait, it's okay. No wait,

697
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: we can take it again. No no, I gotta take

698
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: it now. No no, no, no, okay, listen, no listen,

699
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: this is a bowie knife. Okay, This is a fucking

700
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: Bowie knife. It's my granddad's. Okay, he got this in

701
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: World War two. He didn't fight. Hold on a second,

702
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, draw me to hold the knife for

703
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: one second, thank you, And okay, where'ld you like to go? Sir?

704
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 1: It's hot? You get the addresses? Sorry, given the knie back. Okay,

705
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: Now he got this knife. Okay, you got the knife

706
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: in World War two. He didn't fight in the war. Okay,

707
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: all right here, Bowie knife were invented, yeah, by David Bowie.

708
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: I think I know that. Okay, it's Jim Jim Bowie,

709
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: Jim Booe, Jim Bowie. Then what do we call the

710
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: Bowie knife? Look out the tug boat man. Now look,

711
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: it's an eighteen wheel of chug voted scaring meat and

712
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: all my mirrors. Now look, I gotta take this test

713
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: and I gotta make sure I pass it today. Okay,

714
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: then just ease up on the clutch and give it

715
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: a little gas and let's get going. Let me just

716
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: finish the story. So now I was saying I used

717
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: to go around there and I used just the fun

718
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: that word. I mean, if you don't know what it means,

719
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: I know what it means it's a fan plant. Okay.

720
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: So my my granddam migam on my cos we'd all

721
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: go out there and we'd hunt the deer, and there's

722
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: this beautiful family of of of the Florida's Florian's Florian.

723
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: It's it's a grouping of deer's all right, Yeah, no,

724
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that it is. I grew up on

725
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: twenties about acres in the land, all right, And so

726
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: they would all go there's about maybe about fifty to

727
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: sixty hundred heads of the deer that. Would you ever

728
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: hear anyone in your family refer to you as the

729
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: Fredo carlone of the family. No, no, no, one wasn't

730
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: telling him. Okay, so up, maybe you're tying. No, I'm stick. No,

731
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: it's just a left left. Just stop the car. Hello, Hi,

732
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: how's the test going. I'm in the middle of it.

733
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: Everything that's right, that's right, okay, alright, let's get you

734
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: away from this house. Let's get you away from this

735
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm not letting you off. I'm not gonna give you

736
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: what I think we know what's happening is burning. Okay,

737
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: now let me just just give me the interstate here.

738
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: So uh, I pull off to this up on my house.

739
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: All right, So now think about this. Huh when you're

740
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: skin into the air, what's the first thing? You're an

741
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: emerge lane? Here, go around my hazards, draw on. Now,

742
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,280
Speaker 1: what do you think happens. I've never had a student

743
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: driver pull over on a freeway merge before, so thank

744
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: you for that. I personally never experienced it. There's no

745
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: way for you to pass this test, so if you

746
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind, Oh God, I need you to go to

747
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: the backseat to let me get this general. I need.

748
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: I need to pass this. I need to understand my wife.

749
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: I'd like to understand your wife, Scott. She's got this.

750
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 1: She's got bad feet, souls, and she can't drive. There's

751
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: too squshy severtimes. She touched the pedal, the pedal goes

752
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: into her foot in Yes, so I got to be

753
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: the one to drive on her feet. Yes, So I

754
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: gotta pass this. Okay, I gotta pass this. You don't understand,

755
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: all right, I do understand. I don't want to be

756
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: in There's something else I understand. There's no way you

757
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: could see into the future to a time when you

758
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: will pass this test. That's how far off and distant.

759
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: That's not true. My grandfather. Here have this necklace, Oh

760
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: my god, a tooth. Yes, And inside this tooth, inside

761
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: this tooth, the whistle. Yes. If you blow it hard enough,

762
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: you can see the future. Right, that's what That's what was.

763
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: There's a whistle in the tooth. You blow, you see

764
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: the future grew eight things that wouldn't we are three

765
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: or four? Here? A three four is scared? What's going on?

766
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: Agent three? Oh, cheven, I don't know how the hell

767
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: this happened, but somehow we just jumped into this car

768
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: with two breaks seven. Agent nine, I knew we were

769
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 1: time traveling. Can you see into the future for me? Yeah?

770
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: What was? What was the thing? The fact they're still

771
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: telling that dear story. Okay, and you haven't passed the tests. No, no,

772
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: we all know that you haven't passed the test and

773
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: found our animals. Oh god, I don't know what he

774
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: said was true at the very I don't know if

775
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: we can trust any of that. Then what are you

776
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: talking about? Man? Fun? Did you not see that? Do

777
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: not see what you got? Did you see it? I'm

778
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: waiting for us to pull away. He's up on the cluck.

779
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: I just piss, give it a little bit of gay.

780
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure the trusp kind uts will have patience. He's

781
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: laying on it pretty good. You know that's what that is.

782
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: That's a communication. He's not being a dick, he's not

783
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: being a juror. He's communicating. I'd like you to get going,

784
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: please piss myself. So I think the best thing we

785
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: can do is just wait for me to dry out

786
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: and then we'll continue. George, why don't you just pull

787
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: around that car? A man, I got to hear the

788
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: end of this story. You get you hit out. You

789
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 1: can hear that story. Yeah, I got that. I got

790
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 1: one of them a little satellite microphones like they got

791
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: at the football game. So that's really cool. I can't

792
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: hear everything. You are going to come back, and if

793
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: it's not about you, name the deer. I never skinned

794
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: a deer before. I don't know why we don't just

795
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: get out and get into his car and we'll be

796
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: able to hear it much better, you know what. Let's

797
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: get out and get into it. And I know what

798
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: you're thinking. What you're thinking, how can you make a

799
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: bone soup with just hair? Right? But if you oh, hey, hey,

800
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: can we help you guys. Yeah, well from the truck

801
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: that's been honking this whole time. Wait, we're trying to

802
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: communicate that we wanted to go around student driver and

803
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: he's just having a tough day. Yeah, but I just

804
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know we're really into your whole

805
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: the whole story there, the deer in the skin and

806
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: all that. But if you wouldn't mind, could you could

807
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: you tell it while moving? I don't think that'd be safe?

808
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: Is that right? Don't be very very safe? People people

809
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: talk and drive all the time. On a second, it's

810
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: actually the texting and driving works we're not happy about.

811
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: I know you're supposed to do that on Saturday, I

812
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: got a sign in my cab says I'm not supposed

813
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: to legally. I gotta have that sign in there. Okay,

814
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a cab driver. There are now

815
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: four of us who would rather drive than you, So

816
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: could you get everyone wants to jump on my lap

817
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: and drive. I think there's one more thing you can

818
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: actually just get out here Noway it's it's my house

819
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: is on fire, so I think it maybe you guys

820
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: in the truck and give him a ride. Oh yeah,

821
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind giving me one to terrific. All right?

822
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: Let me just in this Uber five stars, clean car,

823
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: good conversation, all right, and good luck to you and

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Speaker 1: the three stars for you? Three stars? Man? What white?

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Speaker 1: Three stars? When you're leaving the ride? All right, I'm

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Speaker 1: changing her to four? Okay, okay, three stars? What you

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Speaker 1: said you were going to do? What I'm calling nine

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Speaker 1: on one? Excuse me? What's your Could you state the

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Speaker 1: emergency that you're having right now? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: this is an emergency, but oh you might have missed

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Speaker 1: DIA then no, Well I I intentionally dial nine one one.

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Speaker 1: But I'm in a car. I'm on an Uber ride

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Speaker 1: with a student driver. He's he's an adult male in

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Speaker 1: his thirties who's trying to get his driver's license. There's

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Speaker 1: a driving instructor here in a couple of truckers. It's

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Speaker 1: a lot of exposition. Just get to the Carrol, this

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Speaker 1: is what's happening. Okay, Uh, what's your emotion right now?

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Speaker 1: My emotion is confusion. Okay, that doesn't sound like an emergency.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, But you've misused dynam one one. So

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Speaker 1: you're going to get a bill for missuson. Thank you. Bye. Okay, gladys,

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Speaker 1: you see what you did wrong on that call? That

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Speaker 1: wasn't an emergency? Boss? Can you help me out here

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Speaker 1: with this. You're not supposed to decide what's an emergency.

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Speaker 1: That's not part of the job. He said he was.

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Speaker 1: Didn't even let him get to what it was. But

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Speaker 1: that guy is still in I think he's asleep. He's

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Speaker 1: not bothering anybody. He's in a fire. A Frank, Fine, Frank,

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Speaker 1: wake up, Frank, Frank, Frank, I'm not gonna wake up.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I've seen the future. He's as good

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Speaker 1: as a chicken nugget. How did you see the future?

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Speaker 1: Blew in a whistle with the world. Put your hold

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Speaker 1: Kentucky moon Shine Bridge. Oh that series. That's what happens

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Speaker 1: when you don't finish your meal. Also, let's thank all

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Speaker 1: of our wonderful alchemists today and blessings and good tidings

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Speaker 1: to our own Vanessa Raglan. Yeah with a baby girl. Um,

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Speaker 1: congratulations to the whole family. Uh, Joey Gray, where can

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Speaker 1: people find you other than visiting Vanessa Raglan? Uh? You

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Speaker 1: can find me the Westside Comedy Theater right every second

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Speaker 1: and fourth Wednesday, nine o'clock. Bear supply Pretty Pretty Pony

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Speaker 1: every first Thursday of the month and uh Dynasty Typewriter

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Speaker 1: to check it out dot com. Well, thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: It's Joey right, yes, but it's Jeffy Greeber on the Instagram,

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Speaker 1: the instagram James Heeney. Hi. You can find me at

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Speaker 1: the real James Heeney dot com. I found that it's

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Speaker 1: a nice little hub that has all the information you

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Speaker 1: could need about me. Security is hidden somewhere in there.

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Speaker 1: Also check out James uh instagram doing some art. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some great you're doing fan art of our show. I'm

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Speaker 1: a big fan. I'm a big fan. I don't know

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Speaker 1: my Instagram handle. I think it's probably the real James Heeney.

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Speaker 1: I think that's just it's automatically locked in. I just

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Speaker 1: clicked the button. Yeah, you sound like um one of

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Speaker 1: the people on Instagram who has like a hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty million followers. But I don't know unless it's changed,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I just hear that all the time. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what my Instagram name is, you do? I

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Speaker 1: just yeah. In terms of people promoting themselves, get terrible

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Speaker 1: way to promote Oh, that's a good point. Three different

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Speaker 1: Twitter handles at Orange Ducks Improv for improv shows, at Craigslist,

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Speaker 1: Peacast for movie podcast, and at Kikowski for just my

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Speaker 1: general vibe. Sweet look up the general vibe a shap

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Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi. Yes, thank you so much for Johnny. It's

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Speaker 1: my pleasure. Thanks for having me back. Where can people

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Speaker 1: find you? I'm on Twitter at Mark Gags. You just

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Speaker 1: put out something on social media, though very much delayed

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Speaker 1: when people are hearing, very much delayed. Yes, as we

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Speaker 1: went to air, or as we went to as we

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Speaker 1: started recording, I found out Blood and Treasure just got

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Speaker 1: a season two Treasure, So please thank you everybody that's watching,

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Speaker 1: please keep watching Blood Treasure on CBS Tuesday nights at

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Speaker 1: ten o'clock. Yes, thank you for that. And our genius producer,

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Speaker 1: we missed him. So your friend did a lovely, lovely job.

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Speaker 1: But Doug Bain back in the helm, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for all of all that you do for us.

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Speaker 1: Honestly and truly, you are more important to me than

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Speaker 1: most of the Alchemists. You know, it's known reason to

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Speaker 1: name names. And our post sound design artist Raphael Britto,

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Speaker 1: producer Sophie Lictorman and it's lastly, I heart media. I

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Speaker 1: alcumy this dot com. Until next time, all friends, I'm

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock, your host. Don't forget to the boy