Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Can I be pushed?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Push?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Oh hi is this hold on one second? Sorry? Just
Speaker 2: tell off a little bit. Who who Yeah, hey, this
Speaker 2: is a pet Deacons calling from. Guy was looking for Rachel.
Speaker 2: She is Rachel.
Speaker 1: Yes, can I help you?
Speaker 2: Yes, this is Pete Deakins. How you doing today? I'm
Speaker 2: calling from and uh calling in regards to a TV
Speaker 2: that you shipped back to us and we're hoping to
Speaker 2: get a return on the TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Not much? Having a pretty good day. What's going on
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Okay, well you're just like hanting in my ear.
Speaker 2: Just to get a boy. How was your holiday?
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm fine, But you were talking about
Speaker 1: the return?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, sorry about that. Obviously you didn't like the
Speaker 3: TV or something because you returned it. But I got
Speaker 3: I had a great Christmas. I just I got this
Speaker 3: under the desk elliptical machine. You know those little walking
Speaker 3: paths that you can put on the desk and your
Speaker 3: little workout while you do your job. I've been using
Speaker 3: that thing now. Yeah, just trying to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy, to get off of it.
Speaker 3: I just positive gain. I'm taking a break here for
Speaker 3: a second. I get my workout back on. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: you got one of those.
Speaker 1: No, I do not have one of those.
Speaker 3: You should really get one. There quite a workout. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what. One of my New Year's resolute is
Speaker 3: to lose a little bit of weight, you know, and
Speaker 3: getting a little more fit cardio wise. And so I
Speaker 3: figured why not go hardcore on the under the desk elliptical,
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 2: So anyway, what's the what's the issue?
Speaker 1: Well, I have an issue with the TV, but I
Speaker 1: also have an issue with how way this call is
Speaker 1: going so far. You called me and you're panteing and
Speaker 1: you're doing a workout on your elliptical, and I am
Speaker 1: just making sure that you got my TV. You're issuing
Speaker 1: me my refund? Yes, no, no, what do you mean? Now?
Speaker 3: I'm to let you know we cannot honor your refund,
Speaker 3: so we can't put the charge back on your card.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: Well no no, no, no, no, no, can you give me
Speaker 1: my refunds?
Speaker 2: Push? Push push?
Speaker 1: No, no, don't push push push on my buttons right now?
Speaker 1: Why can't you give me my money back?
Speaker 2: Ow?
Speaker 1: Did you get hurt?
Speaker 3: I heard some bop and I think I'm it might
Speaker 3: be my Achilles tendant.
Speaker 2: I felt good and then.
Speaker 1: All my all, are you okay? I don't Oh this
Speaker 1: is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just a cramp and it's gone. Now okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what we're saying, what I need from you right
Speaker 1: now is to stay off the elliptical and get me
Speaker 1: your manager because this is insane. I can't believe you're
Speaker 1: allowed to even be on that at work. So give
Speaker 1: me your manager because I want my money back, and
Speaker 1: honestly I want you fired at this point.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that that's warranted. Probably not the most
Speaker 2: professional thing to be getting a hard workout in while
Speaker 2: you're trying to deal with customer service.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So question for you, Rachel, I got a question for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yes, what I like your attitude?
Speaker 3: And do you think I could call you once in
Speaker 3: a while to kind of be a coach for me
Speaker 3: to help me on my elliptical journey?
Speaker 2: You can kind of?
Speaker 1: No, what is wrong with you? Your certifiable right now? No,
Speaker 1: you cannot call me to help you motivate you while
Speaker 1: you're in your ollipsical. Are you insane?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I am because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Speaker 3: Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Paul set you up. It's a joke, he said, Are
Speaker 2: you giddy right now?
Speaker 3: He gave you a TV over the holidays and it
Speaker 3: didn't work, so he returned it and he wanted to
Speaker 3: be in messed with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought.
Speaker 1: It was losing my mind right now. He's such a joke.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he did wake up every morning with
Speaker 2: Jubile phone. Franks