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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Frank Mornings,

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Speaker 1: that's twenties time for your brand new phone prank. And

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Speaker 1: Gina is on the phone and she wants to prank

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Speaker 1: her brother Patrick. Hey, guys, how's it gonna say? You

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Speaker 1: want to prank your brother because he's moving to Austin.

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Speaker 1: I do, I do. Uh. We're from a small town

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Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, and so where we're from is really you know,

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Speaker 1: it's quite conservative, and where he's going is Austin. So

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Speaker 1: he's a little freaked out about the difference, like what

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Speaker 1: he's gonna find there because they're a little bit out there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so he finally found a place and they just

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Speaker 1: put a deposit down. So can you find a way

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Speaker 1: to mess with him? I think I absolutely can. Let's

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Speaker 1: call him right now find out though. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: there is this Patrick? Oh yeah, it is May. I

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Speaker 1: ask who you are? Well? I guess that's a good question,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Patrick? Who are we? I asked myself that daily?

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Speaker 1: Who are we? What are we doing here? Hi? I

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Speaker 1: am so excited to meet you. This is Aquarius and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard about me and I've heard a

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Speaker 1: lot about you, and no we haven't met, but I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited to meet you and your family. Right your

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Speaker 1: family's coming to well. Okay, I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: called the right Patrick, Sir. I my wife, your last

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Speaker 1: name is last name is well. I'm so confused. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's that's me. But I don't know why you're calling me.

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Speaker 1: You're funny, that's silly. No. Yeah, we all live together

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Speaker 1: in the house and we're bunking together. I'm I've got

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Speaker 1: the bottom bunk ort. You know what, since you're new,

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Speaker 1: you can have the top bunk. Wait, wait, sir, can

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Speaker 1: you just clarify? Can you start? I'm I'm so confused

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Speaker 1: right now. I don't really confused because I'm writing some

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Speaker 1: poetry I'm now about being well I am. I read

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Speaker 1: upon the other day called confused feat Where do we walk?

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Speaker 1: Where do we go? To? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to be rude.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was talking to Tim, and that's the

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Speaker 1: only person I was talking about the house. I don't know. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we all rent the house from Tim Timothy. Timothy, there's

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Speaker 1: oh no, there's no mistake. He told us that you

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Speaker 1: agreed to move in, and we're a little artist commune.

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Speaker 1: There's only seven of us that split these three bedrooms,

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Speaker 1: and you get the top punk in my bedroom. You know,

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Speaker 1: I rented a whole house for me, my wife, and

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Speaker 1: my daughter, not some freaky artists. You know, I heard

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Speaker 1: about all y'all people are down. They're all free and spirity,

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Speaker 1: and okay, I'm not excited for You're excited for you

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Speaker 1: to come stay in our little commune. Do you paint?

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Speaker 1: Do you like to be painted? No? I don't paint.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what's going on. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to paint you. You just what do you mean we're

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Speaker 1: going to paint me? What do we talk about? I

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Speaker 1: mean that I see people as canvases, and anybody who's

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Speaker 1: moved into our little artist community, the first night that

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Speaker 1: they're here, everybody sits around and watches me as I

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Speaker 1: create art all over their body. Who I'm not into that? Man.

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Speaker 1: We make smores, and then I use your body as

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Speaker 1: a canvas and I make a beautiful painting with you

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Speaker 1: of you. Oh, you ain't touching my body with a

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Speaker 1: brush or anything. Man, I don't want my bare hands

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Speaker 1: finger painting. I can't wait to finger paint you. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna get in finger paint me, you dumb win.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I'm gonna live with a bunch of

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Speaker 1: weird artists with whatever you guys do with colors and

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Speaker 1: magic and all kinds of man. I don't even want

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Speaker 1: to move to Austin, but my wife got a job,

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Speaker 1: so I gotta leave my life with normal people and

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Speaker 1: move the weird Oville. No, thank you. I'm calling Tim

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm getting my money back. There's no way

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Speaker 1: my family's ever gonna move and even set foot in Austin.

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Speaker 1: You're all a bunch of weird freaking's doing freaky weird

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Speaker 1: I'm calling Tim right now. Well before you do that,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you that this is actually a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you, and your sister Gina set you up,

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Speaker 1: and she's actually on the phone right now. I'm so

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Speaker 1: mad at you, Patrick. I knew you were a freaked

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Speaker 1: out about the people in Austin. I just had to

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Speaker 1: get you the Jewel Show on demand.