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Speaker 3: Hernandez Roz Welcome to, I said, no kids, Hi, I don't.

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Speaker 3: So you're going out to the car. Do you have

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Speaker 2: Where is this? Well, it's just the thing that US

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Speaker 2: It's on Magnolia Boulevard. Okay, shout out to them. They

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Speaker 3: Whoa, Well you showed up today. I was excited to

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Speaker 3: I was in the mood to see you moving to

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Speaker 3: Absolutely barely. But I I of course adore ros. I

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Speaker 2: Gift for me. Yeah, I that is true. I'm a

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Speaker 2: I'm just sure it's interesting to me that you end

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'll give you this gift. I hope that you'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful box. No, yeah, it's something like that.

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Speaker 2: I got it. I found it at thrift store. Put

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Speaker 3: Oh, terrified, it's a snake going to pop out.

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Speaker 2: Have you had a live animal? No, I would love to. Okay,

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Speaker 2: well this is a dead animal. This is my ferret.

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Speaker 2: I brought this to her. She's listening right now, Oh,

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Speaker 2: of course she is. You know who you are, so,

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Speaker 2: well let's hope it stops at that. You now have

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Speaker 2: I mean? I don't know. I don't really know where

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Speaker 2: It was my career. It was like five to seven

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Speaker 2: a lot, honey. I was everywhere around town. I was

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Speaker 2: on how many years, you know, it's hard to say

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Speaker 2: But it's fun now it's more fun. Yeah, it's a.

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Speaker 3: Little thing you have in your back pocket. It's like, yeah, oh,

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Speaker 3: I want to do this tonight. It's a hobby. It's

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Speaker 2: Think that, like anything, if you're like doing it like

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Speaker 2: It's one of the things I have to offer the world.

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00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,360
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of my damn life learn how

433
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 2: to do make it look like I'm singing somebody else's music.

434
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 2: So now I have that skill, you know.

435
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 3: And now people will long for it. Now it's become

436
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 3: kind of a scarce commodity. Yeah, you'd be surprised how

437
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 3: much that's not been the case, not yet, but Ra's

438
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 3: it's only been a minute.

439
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 2: It's only been a minute. Yeah, you'd be surprised how

440
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: often I'm like, wow, they just replaced me on that

441
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: gig without even asking if I wanted to come back.

442
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 2: They're like, we've seen her Instagram. There's not much wig

443
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: going on there anymore. It's a ruthless industry. Yeah. Wow,

444
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 2: there's a lot of drag queens. It's hard more and more,

445
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 2: there's a lot of them, right, And even just a

446
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 2: few years ago, I felt like I knew every drag queen,

447
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: and now I'm like, I don't know these people. Do

448
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: you feel like it's a pretty cutthroat You want to

449
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,719
Speaker 2: think that it's drama, and I think it can be.

450
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 2: It's just not my personality. I didn't really encounter that

451
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: very much. I would see it sometimes, but I don't know.

452
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 2: It's a lot of friendship and sisterhood and always I

453
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 2: feel like it could go either direction. Yeah, I'm actually

454
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 2: pretty shocked that when I was doing it in La, like,

455
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 2: I never had any problems that I can think of

456
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: with anyone. We were just like because I think also

457
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 2: I would between make sure I wasn't doing things that

458
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: other people were doing. I saw a lot of fights

459
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 2: that would be like that's my song and it's like

460
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 2: it's not your song, but just by definition. Yeah, and

461
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: so like I wasn't really like doing that, and I would.

462
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: I would do a lot more like hosting drag shows.

463
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: So I was more of like a joke teller and

464
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: that sort of a thing. I was kind of doing

465
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: my own thing.

466
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 3: If you had to say there was a song that

467
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 3: was your song, what would it be, Well, I'm a

468
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 3: big fan of Panda Express.

469
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: Oh sure. And I think one thing that a lot

470
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 2: of people when they do say, oh I remember you

471
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: being a drag queen five to seven times a week,

472
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: putting in the work, putting in the sweating. Literally. Sometimes

473
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: they'll bring up this number I used to do. That

474
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: was Madonna's Express Yourself, but it was Panda Express Yourself

475
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 2: because you know Pana Express, I'm vegan. For the most part,

476
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: they just started having Beyond. I've seen the billboards. Have

477
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: you had it? Yes? I have? How is it? Three

478
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 2: days in a row? Is how good it is? You

479
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 2: can keep me out of there. I just stopped. Like

480
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 2: last week, I was like, we got a hit pumper Rake. Yeah,

481
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: but I love Panic and I've been away from it

482
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 2: for years now.

483
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 3: Of course, it's a very meat heavy menu. I mean,

484
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 3: as I am not vegan or a vegetarian, but this

485
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 3: Beyond option at Panda Express is the first time I've

486
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 3: been like, maybe I'll go to Panda Express because orange

487
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 3: chicken for me the and I think we can all

488
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 3: admit the quality of chicken was maybe all over the map.

489
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 2: Oh sure, but it's covered in candy basically, so like

490
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 2: why would it not be delicious.

491
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 3: Because you're biting into a piece of candy and you're

492
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 3: finding like a chicken neck.

493
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, but it's candy, Like who cares? It's

494
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,239
Speaker 2: just like the Gooey Center, you know, like do you

495
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: inspect every almond and an almond Joy? You know, it's

496
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: it's all about the taste. Are you a big almond

497
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: joy eater? I love an almond Joy, but that's milk

498
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 2: chocolate and see, I don't really. Oh that's why I

499
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: don't say I'm fully vegan or plant based rever because

500
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm plant based, I guess, like the way

501
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: they say based on a true story, you know, like

502
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm it's based in That's.

503
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 3: A nice place to start from. It loves you a

504
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 3: little that a little freedom.

505
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 2: But I'm not the only thing that takes me out

506
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: is desserts.

507
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 3: Oh, dreams, absolutely, my would be my weakness. I wouldn't

508
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: able to do any of them. Eat Claire's ice cream,

509
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: a little bit of ic. But now they make the vegan.

510
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 3: Back in my day, it was so hard to be vegan.

511
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 3: It was miserable, and I missed that. Nowadays it is

512
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: so easy to just eat garbage.

513
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 2: You can turn it on like a like a light switch.

514
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: I could go to Panic Express and then get Ben

515
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: and Jerry's now and be fully vegan. It was not

516
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 2: like that back when it was, you know, just a

517
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: garden patty and you know.

518
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 3: Or like you go out to dinner with the family

519
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 3: and you're getting truly like the side salad with no dressing. Yes, yeah,

520
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 3: the world's come a really long way. Do you know

521
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 3: what I was thinking? I was watching this documentary on

522
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: infinity recently, the concept of infinity, okay, and I kind

523
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 3: of walked away knowing a little bit more and almost

524
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 3: knowing nothing new, just because infinity is such a strange concept.

525
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 3: But the one thing that did click for me while

526
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 3: watching it was how gross of a name the Milky

527
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 3: Way is. Why is what weird little freak named the

528
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 3: milky Way, like all of the things they could have

529
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 3: named it. I that was the one thing I ended

530
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: the documentary and I was like, this massive structure, Why

531
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 3: did we have to say milky?

532
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 2: It's milky?

533
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 3: It's what do you even describe as milky other than milpace?

534
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: Again, milk, milk, milky? I don't know, like milky. It's

535
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: when something's milky, it is milky. No, it's not. Why not?

536
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 2: It is disgusting? Oh I love it, that's milky.

537
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 3: This is coming from someone who eats a cookie and

538
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 3: drinks milk every night, and I don't think, like the

539
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 3: concept of milk is disgusting, but the word milky to

540
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 3: me is, yeah, it's pretty gross, really horrifying milky. But

541
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 3: I just I'm what now, I'm like, well, I guess

542
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 3: it was probably within the last hundred years or so

543
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 3: that they named it, maybe like last two hundred years.

544
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what spake it.

545
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 3: Astronomy history is, but somebody got in there first, and

546
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: it was like.

547
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: Now, nobody google this, But could it be that the

548
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: candy bar came out first and somebody was eating because

549
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: I could see where that could be a little milky,

550
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: Like there's milk chocolate in that right, they're eating it.

551
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,479
Speaker 2: They're like, I have writer's block. I gotta come up

552
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: with My task was to come up with a name

553
00:28:59,320 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: for this.

554
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 3: It's like in a movie when someone's like trying to

555
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: fabricate a lie and they look at whatever.

556
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: George Glass or whatever exactly. Yeah, milky Way.

557
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just that's something I've been It's been circling

558
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: my mind, and I feel like we just absolutely biffed it.

559
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: As far as naming the Milky Way. You a documentary fan,

560
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 2: Uh not so much. I love when I find one

561
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: that I'm really enjoying. Uh huh. But it can be

562
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: a frustrating process, especially with the docu series. Oh, don't

563
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: get me started. I'd like, I'd love to get you

564
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: started with. I don't have well, I do have time.

565
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: It's the problem, but I don't the cliff hanging and

566
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: the we get it. It's because they want to keep

567
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: the streams going, but I don't. That is just pack

568
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: it into an hour and a half and let me

569
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: get the story literally, Like you watch some of these

570
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: and it's like, wait, we're not even now. We're just

571
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: talking about somebody's you know, this person and that witnessed

572
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: this thing. And then here's there when they spend we

573
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: do thirty minutes on how they have a garden that

574
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: they've been working on, Like this is your it's a stretch.

575
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: What was the last one you watched? Docuseries? Yeah, I watch.

576
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 2: I mean I've watched a lot of those murder ones.

577
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: I'm not a big murder sure. I don't like that

578
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: stuff that much. It because it it I mean I

579
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: used to and then just a couple of years ago

580
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: it started to make me a little bit. Uh actually

581
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: creeped out. And I live alone, and I don't just

582
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 2: filling your mind with terrifying ideas. Absolutely, And you know,

583
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: I have this podcast where I talk about ghosts of

584
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 2: course all the time, so I'm already talking about ghosts,

585
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: and then I got to deal with living horrors. I don't.

586
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: I can't. It's too much. You should. You should see

587
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: what Like you know you say that your dog kept

588
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: you up. I keep my dog up at night because

589
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 2: I'm terrified every little sound. I'm like, who's going It's

590
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: not gonna be me? Uh?

591
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just started watching last night. This isn't a documentary.

592
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 3: Uh what's it? When a stranger calls for the first time?

593
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the original?

594
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: The other remake? There's a remake. I'm sure it's horrible.

595
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: I remember it was early two thousands and at the

596
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 2: time I was in I haven't rewatched it. But when

597
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 2: a stranger calls that first like short film essentially that

598
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: happens at the beginning.

599
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: With the oh yeah, right to write with what's because

600
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 3: I think? I just yeah, I just I ended right

601
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: after that. I turned it off to go to bed.

602
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 3: But that's so scary.

603
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: It's terrifying the rest of the movies. Not it's like

604
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: a different story. Oh should I just stop watching? Maybe

605
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: I just completed. No, I mean it's like the same.

606
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: It's kind of like Scream, Like there's like the beginning,

607
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: it's just longer and it's it's like it's like its

608
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 2: own little.

609
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: It really feels like, Oh, Carol Kine's gonna be this

610
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: whole movie, and then.

611
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: You should keep watching. Though, Okay, it's terrifying.

612
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: I mean that, and that I'm currently living alone and

613
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: now well, fortunately I don't have a landline, don't have

614
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 3: the ringing of the phone in the middle of the night.

615
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 3: What a nice thing to have that removed from our lives.

616
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: I know, what an absolute luxury.

617
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: You know. What I've been really into lightly is YouTube

618
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: commercials for Okay, Lacroix urbs. Thanks for giving me this.

619
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: You also give us a favorite. I know it's a sabotage.

620
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 3: I can't believe that's your favorite, the commercial black Circle Back.

621
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 2: If you looked in my trunk right now, you'd see

622
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: four cases of this. I live for black Raspberry Lacrosse.

623
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: I really like it, and everybody I've offered it to

624
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 3: it's been like, what.

625
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: What do they want? Coconut? Oh, coconut we all favorite? No,

626
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: that's carbonated sun tam less. Wait what was YouTube commercials?

627
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: YouTube commercials for psychic hotlines from like the nineties and eighties.

628
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: This sounds right up my head. There's so many of

629
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: them on YouTube and I love do you remember Miss Cleo?

630
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: Of course, ip Miss Clear, But even before Miss Cleo,

631
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: there's like all of these commercials, a lot of celebrity

632
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: endorsements that were they were doing these. Can you think

633
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: of any celebrities? Well, Dionne Warwick was so sure. I

634
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: remember her. She was fairly involved with it, right, yeah. Yeah.

635
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: And then like some of these I'll see and it'll

636
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: you know, it's a bunch of people that will just

637
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: be like they told me that I was gonna have

638
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: a baby, like they tell me that my husband was

639
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: cheating on me or whatever, and then it would just

640
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: be like somebody else that's like they told me to

641
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: buy a house. And then it will say their name

642
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: under it and I'm like who is that? And I

643
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: look it up it's like, oh, they were on like

644
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: a season of a show in nineteen ninety five, and

645
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: that's like why it was like that person got their

646
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: own name on it. There's a little bit of that

647
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 2: going on.

648
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 3: So are these like full or they like infomercials you're

649
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: watching or they not like the extended right, but just

650
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: like commercials that are probably air lay at night. I

651
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 3: feel like YouTube is such an untapped resource for me,

652
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: Like people find interesting things to watch and I just

653
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 3: never dive into it. But this is exactly what I

654
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 3: would watch for hours.

655
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do that.

656
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: To psychic coutline still exists, I don't think so, because

657
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 3: I would love that job. Oh yeah, I would be

658
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: so good at that. I have a psychic problem. I've

659
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 3: been to a lot of psychics. I have talked about

660
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 3: spending time and money on things. So again, I need

661
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: does Hollywood listen to this podcast? I need a job? Okay,

662
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 3: I have been to so many psychics. They all tell

663
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 3: me the job's common.

664
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: How many have you been to one within the last

665
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: six months? One? Oh, I've been to multiple.

666
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 3: Are you getting recommendations or you're just paging through the

667
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 3: yellow pages and like, I'll try this one recommendations?

668
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 2: I mean I also will end up like in Palm

669
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 2: Springs and I walk past a place that says, you know,

670
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars like I'll do those right, But I mean

671
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 2: if you count tarot read, oh my god, like there's

672
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: a lot of those. Our friend Lizzie Cooperman great terrort reader.

673
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: She can book her and I highly endorse such a

674
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 2: good He's a very good arort reader. But also like

675
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 2: medium psychics.

676
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 3: And do you have any psychics that you return to

677
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 3: or is it always like one and done.

678
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 2: I have a lot of thoughts about psychics, like a

679
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: lot because again there's like a lot of what I

680
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 2: talk about my podcast and I invite some of them

681
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: on sometimes and then they'll give me a reading, which

682
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: is great. But you know, I think that psychics have

683
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: different They have good days. They bet we all have

684
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: good days and bad days at work. Sometimes you can

685
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 2: tap into it, sometimes you can't. I think sometimes they

686
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 2: just have a stronger connection than others. I don't believe

687
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: that any psychic is always right one hundred percent of

688
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: the time, or to me, that would make them like

689
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: a god or something like. I think that we would

690
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: all worship these people and that person would be in

691
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 2: control of earth. They would absolutely so to give them

692
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: the benefit of the doubt, I'm always like, well, I

693
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 2: don't think that they're always right. I just don't. So

694
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: I think that's a trap that people fall into, is

695
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 2: just thinking that everything a psychic says is true. But

696
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: I like to go to them when I'm like should

697
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 2: I move? And then you go to one and they're

698
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: like I'm seeing your moving and you don't tell them

699
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: right now ahead of time, and they just like say

700
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: things like that or like I don't know who to date,

701
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 2: and then they're like, well, there's this guy with you know,

702
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 2: black hair or whatever. You know, Like then you might

703
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: be like, oh, that is that guy I've been looking

704
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 2: at on Tinder that I have a message for six

705
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 2: months or whatever, you know. Like there's just things. I

706
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: think it's kind of fun in that way. Yeah.

707
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: I feel like even if I don't entirely buy into it,

708
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 3: it's like it is a nice thing to activate my brain,

709
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 3: just like things I've been thinking about, to reconsider different angles,

710
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: that kind of thing.

711
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also it's just I'm always like, just go

712
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: for the entertainment, of course, especially when you like you

713
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: can get some for like fifty team bucks or whatever,

714
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: you know, and then they'll talk about you for like

715
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.

716
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 3: It's great I've never been in one that's like kind

717
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 3: of like from a film noir, you know, where you

718
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 3: walk into a parlor.

719
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: Have you been into one of those? Sort of I've

720
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: been to. There's a place I've been to where.

721
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: Oh, we've got the gage. It's garbage day. Yeah, no,

722
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 3: it's everyone welcome to garbage Day.

723
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: I have been to a place where they have like

724
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 2: stalls like that. Almost this sounds like a convention sort of,

725
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 2: but it's just like a place all the time. And

726
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: then it's like you kind of you pick the one

727
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: that you want. I think you go like behind is

728
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 2: covered by a curtain or anything. Or I've seen a

729
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: documentary about the Bunny Ranch and it was kind of

730
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 2: like that where they were like, which one do you want?

731
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: And then you like go to a room with them.

732
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 3: Why you should open a Bunny Ranch style thing for

733
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 3: psychics in the Nevada Desert.

734
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: But you could do it anywhere really, but I feel

735
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: like there would be.

736
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: Some allure there, like mysterious Nevada Desert.

737
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: But it's like they strictly are gonna.

738
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 3: Read your palm right, there's nothing else going on with

739
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 3: your hands.

740
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 2: Yes, that's where it ends.

741
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 3: I feel like that could really become some sort of mecca.

742
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: I don't know something to consider. Encourage you to go

743
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 3: for it. Roll, so I want you to do it, okay.

744
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 3: I just want to be an early investor.

745
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 2: I also went to Sedona, which is well that's Arizona Desert,

746
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: and I went UFO watching there, which I highly recommend.

747
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: Did you spot anything? Now? I don't know many objects

748
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 2: that fly in the sky, but I there were things

749
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: I could not identify that were in the sky that

750
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: were flying around. And the lady that I paid money

751
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: to set those are UFOs. What what did they look like? Well,

752
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 2: she gave us night vision goggles okay, and you would

753
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 2: just see like she'd be like, okay, you see what

754
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 2: that Like that's a plane the way that it's moving,

755
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 2: and like that's a helicopter or whatever. And then there

756
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: would be things that were like basically little dots, but

757
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 2: they would like make formations. They would speed up and

758
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: slow down. I have some videos that I could show you. Oh,

759
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: I would love. It's really cool with these night vision goggles.

760
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it was something fun to do.

761
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 3: Did she seem surprised that they had come or was like, oh,

762
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 3: they're always here?

763
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: Oh? No, She's like, you'll get your money back. Oh wow,

764
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: so there was a guarantee. She's like, they're always here

765
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 2: and she has a relationship with them. She knows them.

766
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 2: This feelings got a full scam. They have some kind

767
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 2: of deal working out up there. I don't know who

768
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 2: it is up there that's doing it, but she's got

769
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: a deal, you know. Funny enough, I invite her to

770
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 2: come on my podcast. She was down. We talked about it.

771
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: I got her stuff, we exchanged whatever. I think they

772
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: took her up there. She vanished out of thin air.

773
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 2: You can get a hold of her phone, calls, emails,

774
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: text messages. She's up there. The only thing I can

775
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: think of. I mean, she's living her dream. I'm jealous.

776
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 2: She set a goal and she accomplished it. Now, how

777
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: would you feel about getting abducted?

778
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 3: I would love it, Yeah, I honestly would be fine

779
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: to be abducted by well, I mean, do you know

780
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 3: what they're gonna do to you? Kind of don't care

781
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 3: at this point.

782
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's how I'm always like, I know what's going

783
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: on down here, right, I've gotten a decent picture of earth.

784
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: I'll take my chances. Right if it ends a milky away,

785
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 2: Take me to that milky away.

786
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: No, I would basically be down for whatever aliens have

787
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: in mind for me at this point.

788
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 2: Okay, what about you?

789
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: Would you you you'd be fine being abducted.

790
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like pretty like I'm ready to see another

791
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 2: you know location. Right.

792
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: I just feel like, if aliens actually did come, is

793
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 3: abduction on the menu for them or is it? I

794
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 3: feel like if they come, they're just gonna land and

795
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 3: be like, what's going on? Like stealing some random.

796
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 2: Say they've been abduct said, yes, that's true, and I

797
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: might know someone that is currently abductive.

798
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 3: That's also very true. When she gets back in touch

799
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 3: with you, she has.

800
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: To be on the podcast, have so many miscalls from

801
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 2: me and I Gary. I bet she has an answer machine.

802
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: She's gonna press the button and she's gonna be like,

803
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: oh shit, like she's just been on a really long vacation.

804
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 2: She's yeah, I bet you it's great up there. I

805
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 2: don't know. Do you really believe aliens have visited Earth? Yeah? Absolutely, Okay,

806
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: I think that they're way smarter than us. Yes, I

807
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 2: don't know where they live, that's my thing. Sure, I

808
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 2: have no clue where they live. I think sometimes that

809
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: they live in the ocean. Oh possibility because of what's

810
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: going on down there that's real deep. But yeah, I'm

811
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: always just like I believe anything's possible.

812
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's a coin toss for me.

813
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 3: I believe there are aliens certainly, mm hmm. But I

814
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 3: feel like if they've come, why the big secret? When

815
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: when do we, you know, pull the cover off. It's

816
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 3: like you came this far and you're still kind of

817
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 3: dashing from shadow to shadow or whatever.

818
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 2: I think that honestly. I've heard so many stories where

819
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: they talk about, like there's this amazing story in Africa

820
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: in the nineties, this little school of little children and

821
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 2: they claim that they saw UFOs land on their playground,

822
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 2: like on the outskirts of their playground, right, and came

823
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 2: out of the craft.

824
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: Talk to the kids. Came out of the the craft. Oh,

825
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: I thought you were referring to UFOs crass what.

826
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 2: We talk about in the UFO community. I've met one

827
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: woman that runs a UFO tour and now I say craft,

828
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 2: they came out of the UFO okay, right, right? And

829
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: they a lot of people talk about they tell it communicate,

830
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, And they were telling all these kids, take

831
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: care of the planet. You're the future, tell everyone about

832
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: taking care of this planet. And so I think that

833
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 2: there's been a lot of stories like that where allegedly

834
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 2: they say, take care of the planet. What are you

835
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: guys doing? Because they can see up above. So that's

836
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: why I think that they're kind of like, we don't

837
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: want to be here any longer than we have to be.

838
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: We're just trying to help you guys out.

839
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 3: But I feel like that's a horrible plan to show

840
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 3: up and ask children to take care of our show

841
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: up at the White House because somebody, you're some power.

842
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: Well, because the children were nineties kids and so they

843
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 2: were probably like, you guys, it's going to be one

844
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty degrees when you're in your eighties, so

845
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: you guys need to take care of it.

846
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 3: Do you remember the big push about littering in the

847
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: eighties and nineties, Yeah, don't be a litter bug?

848
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah.

849
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 3: It kind of feels like that fell by the wayside

850
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 3: and no one cares about littering anymore.

851
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 2: Didn't worry. Wow, I told I saw pumpkin flavored oreos

852
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: in the garbage everywhere I know, But that still feels

853
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 2: to me like a pressing issue. Now this is a

854
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory podcast, right, because I did start this by

855
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: with my theory about the gifts and you say you

856
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: don't want them, And now we're getting into where did

857
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 2: the littering campaign? Glittering aliens? Are they among us?

858
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: It's October this and it's you, So I feel like

859
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 3: these things are gonna That's what I talk about.

860
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 2: This is a large part of your life at this point,

861
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: me with psychics, aliens, ghosts, like what I do, garbage

862
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: on the side of the road. This is it's October,

863
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: this is my time.

864
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 3: Are you doing anything for Halloween? Really, nobody does anything

865
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 3: for Halloween anymore.

866
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: I've played dress up so much in my life, and

867
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: you know, it really is Halloween all the time for me.

868
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: It's fun because this is when people catch up with

869
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 2: like on my pay right, you speak your language for

870
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: a minute. Yeah, yeah. And it's also you see a

871
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 2: lot of people try and drag for the first time.

872
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: It's kind of fun to sit back and watch everyone else.

873
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 3: Like, you know, you're kind of a seasoned costume ware

874
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 3: at this point, so you can kind of just critique.

875
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. I try not to be too critical though. You know,

876
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: I just thought i' everyone oh, enjoy, enjoy, you know,

877
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: pretending to be me for a month, good luck, because

878
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: well I have this wig now well, and that's why

879
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: I thought it would be a fun thing for Halloween, right,

880
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: this is exactly what I need lying around the house. Wow.

881
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 2: I wouldn't let it lie around the house.

882
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 3: I'll throw it on the bathroom floor and roomba.

883
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: But now I do strike you as a hygienic person.

884
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: This hasn't been on my head in a couple of years.

885
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 2: But you know, maybe a little lysolt, maybe shake it

886
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: out a little bit or so. Oh yeah, it might

887
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 2: be a little dusty, but it looks pristine to me.

888
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 2: For something else. We wore it a hundred times. Wow. Yeah,

889
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: I would wear those a lot. And it was because

890
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 2: of the woman that would stylum she was doing some

891
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 2: kind of magic on them.

892
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I mean, yeah, what do you think is

893
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 3: this like a shellac or something that's holding it?

894
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 2: Well, they do the teasing underneath, and then they you know,

895
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: smooth it all over on the top. And then I

896
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 2: believe what she would do was thin layers of aquinet.

897
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 2: Oh and you know, spaced out bliss let it dry

898
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: come back to it, and that thing was not going anywhere, right, Yeah,

899
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: I mean it's essentially like a hat or a helmet,

900
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: It really is.

901
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: I kind of It holds perfect still, except for like

902
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 3: these couple of ringlets in the.

903
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: Fact, just to make it seem like it's got a

904
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 2: little bit of movement. Yeah. So you still have fourteen

905
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: of them at home though, Oh that's yeah, conservatively, I

906
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 2: have so many wigs and wigheads, and and they're all

907
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 2: the same color because that's my this is my natural

908
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: hair color, which is black. So yeah, they're all just

909
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: staring at me, like what are you gonna do with us? So,

910
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: you know, I thought it would be a nice gift.

911
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: It's a perfect gift. I thought it would be a

912
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 2: nice gift. But it can layer around your house, you know.

913
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 3: No, this is going to be protected. This is I

914
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 3: mean every few months or so. I'm like, I wish

915
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 3: I had, I mean, first of all, the space for it,

916
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 3: but just disguises, not costumes.

917
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: But disguises.

918
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wouldn't it be nice to just have like

919
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 3: a little thing you can put on for the day

920
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 3: where you're somebody else, you can just go out into

921
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: the world in disguise.

922
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 2: I will say that when this doesn't look as big,

923
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: but when it's on your head, it'll give you about

924
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: a foot. It will make it feel like your head's

925
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: a foot bigger. It's not good for blending in.

926
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: But I feel like if I put that on, people

927
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 3: are gonna.

928
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 2: Have no idea who I am. Yeah, they might not, there'll.

929
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 3: Be at least enough confusion for me to get away. Yeah, okay,

930
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: I love it. I think we should play a game. Okay,

931
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 3: do you want to play a game called Gift or

932
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 3: a Curse or a game called Gift Master.

933
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: Gift you a curse? Okay, I need to number between

934
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: one and ten from you. Can I do ten? Oh? Yeah,

935
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: of course.

936
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I did say between. I've never considered that,

937
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 3: but nobody ever done ten. I don't think anyone's ever

938
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 3: done ten.

939
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: Unique.

940
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

941
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now you have the mic to promote, recommend,

942
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: do whatever you want.

943
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh right back. Well, I got my podcast called Ghosted

944
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 2: by Roz Hernandez, and I talked to comedians and some

945
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: experts in the paranormal world, people from like ghost hunting

946
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 2: TV shows and lately, I've just been talking to a

947
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 2: lot of comedians and we talk about ghosts and aliens

948
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: and psychics and Bigfoot and all that kind of stuff,

949
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 2: and it's it's spooky, but I think that it's also

950
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 2: fun and funny. And I've been doing it for like

951
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: four years. So if you go back, ghost stories don't

952
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 2: really have a shelf life, so you could you could

953
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 2: literally just go through the entire catalog and be like, oh,

954
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 2: I know that person, I'll click on that one. And

955
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 2: I would say definitely, the further back you go, the

956
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 2: more scary ones you'll find, because it used to be

957
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: a lot of people bringing in their own ghost stories

958
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: and those can be terrifying, So check that out. A

959
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 2: lot of listeners might enjoy some of the celebrities and

960
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: people that have been on this podcast. I looked at

961
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: some of them. We've had some mutual crossover. Yeah, it's

962
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 2: a very good podcast.

963
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 3: I was rock climbing recently and I usually don't listen

964
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 3: to anything, but I decided, oh, listen to Ross's podcast.

965
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 3: I've listened to Lizzie Cooperman episode and this, I know,

966
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: this sounds like some corny thing to be put on

967
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 3: the movie post or whatever. But I almost I was

968
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 3: laughing so much I almost fell off the wall.

969
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: Really, Oh wow.

970
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 3: We were talking about Robert, the Doll and the Lizzie

971
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 3: had all kinds of things to talk about. But it's

972
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 3: such a fun podcast, so the listeners should absolutely listen.

973
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 2: Who doesn't love a ghost story? Yeah, I think that

974
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 2: even if you don't believe in that stuff, it's it's

975
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 2: just like fun. I have on fun people, fun spooky

976
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: time and yeah guests and like over the years, like

977
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: I've I've gotten to have like Elvira Mistress of the Dark.

978
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: I mean, Causeandra Peterson. It's incredible and just like I

979
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 2: don't know so many like really cool people that like

980
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: I want to hear about the ghost in their house

981
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 2: of course, of course.

982
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: Okay, well you've done an excellent job recommending everyone go

983
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 3: listen to Rozz's podcast.

984
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: All Right, we're gonna play Gift to a Curse. So

985
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 2: I'm done with all my plugs.

986
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 3: That's it for you. Don't try another thing or I

987
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 3: will end the podcast. We're playing gift to a curse.

988
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three things. Okay, you're gonna tell me

989
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 3: if there're a gift or a curse and why Okay,

990
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 3: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong,

991
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 3: because there are objectively correct answers. Okay, number one. These

992
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 3: are all listener suggestions. This first one is from someone

993
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: named Carrie. Gift to a curse, and this seems like

994
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 3: someone in Carrie's life. When your friend vacations in Italy

995
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 3: and captions their Instagram photos in Italian, gift or a curse?

996
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: I think it's a gift. Why when in re realm?

997
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 2: Right when in round? Baby, you got it?

998
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 3: I think that's definitely a gift. I mean, what an

999
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 3: obnoxious thing to do this person is? I mean, first

1000
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 3: of all, just posting obviously probably a gratuitous amount of

1001
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 3: photos of their big vacation. Let them have it, Let

1002
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: them have their little annoying moment in Italy.

1003
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: Deal with them when they get back here.

1004
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 3: I think of the regret they're gonna feel in ten

1005
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 3: years of like remember when I used to post in Italian?

1006
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they may not even speak Italian, so these

1007
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 3: may be bad translations that real Italians are looking at.

1008
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 3: And I think that this is a gift to everybody involved.

1009
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: It also gives you something to just kind of you

1010
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 3: call your mutual friend and say, did you see what

1011
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: Sam was doing?

1012
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 2: He's in Italy, let's give him something. Yes. I mean

1013
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 2: I'm kind of guilty of going some places and like, oh,

1014
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm in Florida and like now I'm gonna like get

1015
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 2: some kind of shirt that says I'm in Florida, Like

1016
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I do that kind of stuff

1017
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: and then you forget, like, oh, I have to like

1018
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 2: own this shirt now. Well, souvenir, I feel like is

1019
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: a little bit different. I feel like I guess I

1020
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 2: don't know. I because when I go to Michigan, I

1021
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: really get the accent.

1022
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: Oh what is the Michigan accent? Is it Wisconsinan?

1023
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that. It's hard. I feel like the

1024
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: most extreme version of that kind of accent would be

1025
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 2: like Sarah Palin or whatever. But that's like the most extreme, right.

1026
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously she's not from Michigan, but like if

1027
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 2: you didn't know any better, Like it's kind of I

1028
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: think if someone was like, I'm going to do a

1029
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 2: comedy sketch in Michigan, We're gonna talk like I can't

1030
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: do I really bad accents that was cut that Allie's job.

1031
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 3: You will never or be hired as a Michigan native.

1032
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 3: Damn my series Michiganers. That's what they're called, right, Yeah, yeah,

1033
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 3: it's a good name at least. Yeah, it is interesting

1034
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 3: that Sarah Palace. I guess it's like Canada in the

1035
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 3: north Midwest all kind of got that, and then I

1036
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 3: guess it migrated to Alaska or something.

1037
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: And I'm sure if you talk to the right person,

1038
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 2: they'd say, no, there's these differences, right, And yeah, of

1039
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 2: course there is. I'm not trying to lump everyone in

1040
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 2: the same accent, but.

1041
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 3: They they share a DNA. Yeah, certain DNA. Well you

1042
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 3: got the first one, right, Definitely a gift. This next

1043
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 3: one is another listener suggestion Alexandria. She wrote in all

1044
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: Camps Workplace Secret Santa, gift to a curse.

1045
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 2: Workplace Secret Santa. We have the holidays, I always get

1046
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: a little confused about what secret Santa is.

1047
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 3: This is the thing where everybody drops their name in

1048
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 3: a hat or whatever, or I'm sure there's an online

1049
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 3: randomizer at this point. Everybody he pulls the name, then

1050
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 3: you keep it a secret and get that person a gift,

1051
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 3: and then the rules always become extremely murky. If there's

1052
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 3: a game that has to be played if anyone gets

1053
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 3: revealed or you don't reveal.

1054
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 2: But that's basically the gist of Secret Santa. But isn't

1055
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 2: there also a version where it's like, we all buy

1056
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 2: a gift that the limit is fifty dollars, and then

1057
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 2: and then we choose who it's for, like, so it's

1058
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 2: not so specific for the person.

1059
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 3: This feels like a different thing. This feels like that

1060
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 3: feels like a better version of a White Elephant gift exchange. Okay,

1061
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 3: and White Elephant is where you just buy garbage and

1062
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 3: everybody gets has to take home garbage. Okay, but this

1063
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 3: I think you there is usually a money limit just

1064
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 3: to avoid hurt feelings. Okay, but you basically go out

1065
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 3: and buy somebody, a random coworker.

1066
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: A gift. What's Bad Santa? Bad Santa? Is that a game?

1067
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 2: I think that's something else. I feel like it's a movie.

1068
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: I think it's a Billy Bob Thornton film. Billy Bob Thornton. Okay,

1069
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: so the Secrets Bad Santa.

1070
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 3: Yes, Well, it's interesting there hasn't been a Secret Santa

1071
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 3: movie that feels like it's right there for Hollywood to

1072
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 3: come up with an idea.

1073
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 2: It could be your next move writing a Christmas movie.

1074
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 3: He's a Santa that nobody ever like White finds out

1075
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 3: as Santa is that.

1076
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 2: There's a lot of movies I feel that are like Chris,

1077
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, why is Chris busy on the twenty fifth?

1078
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 2: Why wasn't he he? Where does he go? He doesn't

1079
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 2: have any family? Like that's like every Christmas isn't that?

1080
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: Every Christmas movie probably isn't that? What Miracle on thirty

1081
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 2: fourth Street is no?

1082
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 3: Because that movie he's Santa Claus at the mall or whatever.

1083
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 2: So he's telling people I am Santa.

1084
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think also kind of with like a wink,

1085
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 3: he's kind of confusing people and manipulating them in a

1086
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 3: weird way, and then he I think he ultimately is

1087
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 3: Santa Claus. I think we wonder why was he ever

1088
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 3: at the mall in the first place? Doesn't he have

1089
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 3: anything going on? But yeah, I guess you make a

1090
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 3: good point. I feel like there a lot of those

1091
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 3: Hallmark films are usually like the woman's like, I'm dating

1092
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 3: this great guy named Chris or whatever, and then it

1093
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 3: turns out whatever. So but back to the game, do

1094
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 3: you think this sort of thing is a gift for

1095
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 3: a curse.

1096
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: Wait a second, you told me that you eat milk

1097
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 2: and cookies every night. I'm really coming in with these

1098
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. Reddit do your thing digging. We gotta figure

1099
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 2: out what bridger does you have green pants on? That's

1100
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: a little christmasy. I mean, I'm not.

1101
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: I am Eternal, that's my other ageless And that's all

1102
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say. Okay, that's all I'm going to say.

1103
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 3: Am I Santa Claus?

1104
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 2: Again? Leave it up to the redditors. All right, So

1105
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 2: the question Secret Santa, I'm gonna say, No, it's not

1106
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:04,959
Speaker 2: a good thing.

1107
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 3: Wait, it's a curse. You're right, it's such a huge

1108
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 3: inconvenience for everyone. It's I'm not a gift person. I'm

1109
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 3: also not a gift person. I'm a gift person when

1110
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 3: I want to give the gift to a particular person. Okay,

1111
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 3: not my random coworker that there's a chance I don't like.

1112
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 2: Especially, it's like a lot of times you have other

1113
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: people you're trying to get gifts for, and it's like,

1114
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 2: I have to do this.

1115
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,479
Speaker 3: That time of year, you're buying your family all these gifts,

1116
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 3: and suddenly you have to you're spending fifty dollars on whoever.

1117
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 2: My friends know that. I'm like, we don't know. You

1118
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 2: don't have to get me a gift.

1119
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 3: There's just there are too many people in everyone's lives

1120
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,919
Speaker 3: that kind of do require a gift that like you

1121
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 3: you want as many people being like, don't.

1122
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: It's fine, I've worked. The interesting thing is when I

1123
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: say don't bring gifts, nobody brings me gifts. Something I've noticed,

1124
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 2: something I've noticed. Very interesting. But yeah, definitely a curse.

1125
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 3: I worked a job a few years ago that had

1126
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 3: the workplace Secret Santa, which at least the theory is

1127
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 3: you don't have to buy everybody a gift in the office,

1128
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 3: But then for some reason we still had to buy

1129
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 3: everyone else a gift as well. So then it just

1130
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 3: became the most complicated, money draining nightmare you could possibly imagine.

1131
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: I mean, that's such a crazy thing. Like, hey, we

1132
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 2: know you want to buy everyone a gift, but we

1133
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 2: want to make this easier for you. Guys, how about

1134
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 2: you just buy one person a gift.

1135
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 3: The co workers should not be giving each other gifts

1136
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 3: any time of the year. No, it doesn't make any sense. Okay,

1137
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 3: so you've gotten one out of two, So no two,

1138
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 3: and I think you've gotten too I'm trying to cheat you.

1139
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 3: You're keeping me honest.

1140
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: Okay.

1141
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 3: Number three gift or a curse from someone named Jade.

1142
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 3: Open toe boots.

1143
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: Okay, now what kind of boots that we talk in here?

1144
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: I mean the only details Jade has provided are that

1145
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 3: they're boots and the toe is revealed.

1146
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 2: Well, boots can be a lot of different things. They

1147
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 2: could be black with white trim just for starters. That's

1148
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 2: could be one type of boots. But open toed boots,

1149
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to like thigh highs with like

1150
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 2: the toes peeking out. I don't like open toed things

1151
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 2: because I can't get padicures because I'm so ticklish. Oh,

1152
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 2: and so these things are covered up. We're not letting.

1153
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 2: If I'm wearing a boot and my thigh or my

1154
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: knee or my ankles are gonna be sweating, We're all sweating.

1155
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have the toes peeking out. So I'm

1156
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: gonna say it's a no on the open toed boot.

1157
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 2: You think that's a curse. A curse?

1158
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, Look you're checking my work, I'm checking yours wrong.

1159
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 3: I think that they're I mean, I don't know that

1160
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 3: I've ever even seen one, to be honest, but I

1161
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 3: love this visual I now have in my mind of

1162
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 3: this kind of dramatic black boot that's, you know, thigh high.

1163
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 3: You're following it all the way down and then suddenly

1164
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 3: you're greeted by Toes Santa Claus in an open toe boot.

1165
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 2: Picture it. Who are your sources on these answers? Just

1166
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 2: basic science math.

1167
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 3: That's essentially the two sources I turned to when I'm

1168
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 3: looking for the correct.

1169
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 2: And what kind of scientists and doctors? Roz.

1170
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 3: I know you're feeling a little sore about not getting

1171
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 3: an A plus here, but there's no reason to try to,

1172
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 3: you know, shake the foundations of the game. Okay, you've

1173
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 3: got two out of three. Some people get zero. Yeah,

1174
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 3: and it's so gross and so shameful. Those guests do

1175
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 3: not get asked back two out of three, it's considered

1176
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 3: so okay, just keep that in mind. This is the

1177
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 3: final segment of the podcast. It's called I Said No Emails.

1178
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 3: People write into I Said No Gifts at gmail dot com.

1179
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: They have problems, usually about gifts or you know, social situations.

1180
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 3: This kind of thing we help me answer a question.

1181
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 3: I'll do my best, Okay, I think let's just get

1182
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 3: into it here. This says, dear Bridge are an exquisite guest.

1183
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: Very nice. How they know it was exquisite?

1184
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 3: They knew, they knew. This is a psychic element. My

1185
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 3: husband and I did not get his mother his mother's husband.

1186
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: The birds.

1187
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 3: The parrots are absolutely squawking. Oh my god, actually parrots. Yes,

1188
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 3: are you not familiar with the parrots?

1189
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've heard about that that there's parrots

1190
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 2: in La.

1191
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: They're all over the place this year. I don't know

1192
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 3: what's driving them, but they're screaming constantly, gogous.

1193
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 2: They have orange feathers. They're green with a little red

1194
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 2: or orange on them. Oh, I don't know what I

1195
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 2: was looking at on but that's great. I love that.

1196
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 3: Back into the thing, my husband and I did not

1197
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 3: get his mother's husband a gift for his birthday. So

1198
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 3: not only are we in the proverbial doghouse for missing

1199
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 3: his birthday, we now need to remedy this with a

1200
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 3: belated gift, but we could also use some advice on

1201
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 3: what to get him. For context, my mother in law's

1202
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 3: birthday boy is birthday boy Hubs. Okay, I don't listen, Christina.

1203
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 3: I don't like the wording there, but we're gonna move on.

1204
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 3: Birthday boy Hubs is seventy plus years old, has only

1205
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 3: been a part of our lives for less than two years,

1206
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 3: which is our excuse for why we didn't even realize

1207
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 3: it was his birthday. And he works as an Amish holler.

1208
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 3: This is a common side hustle where he and my

1209
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 3: mother in law live in rural Pennsylvania. Essentially, he's an

1210
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 3: uber for Amish people, driving them places they can't get

1211
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 3: by horse and buggy alone in his sixteen seat or van,

1212
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 3: like hospitals and other places in oh this is fascinating,

1213
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: Like hospitals and other places in the big city of

1214
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 3: Pittsburgh or Cleveland, destinations they need to get to on highways,

1215
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 3: like weddings and other states. Starting to feel like Christina

1216
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 3: just wrote in to tell me what an Amish holler is,

1217
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 3: and that's fine, because that is an interesting thing. We

1218
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 3: need to know how the Amish are being hauled. Other

1219
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 3: than that, we know that this gentleman is into googling things,

1220
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 3: enjoys country music, collects loose change to give his to

1221
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 3: his grandkids, and he gets on our nerves sometimes any

1222
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 3: advice on what to give him belatedly with all of

1223
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 3: this information, thanks in advance, and keep up the good

1224
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 3: work helping those of us who have not been blessed

1225
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 3: with your gifting skills.

1226
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 2: That's from Christina. Were you familiar with the Amish holler situation? Now?

1227
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with things we learn even as we age. Fascinating. Yeah,

1228
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 2: I know, I'm glad I know about that now.

1229
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: So this man seventy plus years old walked into their

1230
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 3: mother's life two years ago. It sounds like the kind

1231
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 3: of like him, although he drives them insane and he's

1232
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 3: into googling things not I mean, and that's as specific

1233
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 3: as Christina could get. He also collects change for chow

1234
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 3: he googling, Yeah, what is this man googly?

1235
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 2: Because that could really give us some directions to go right.

1236
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 3: I mean, we do know he owns a sixteen passenger

1237
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 3: van that he's driving the Amish around him.

1238
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 2: It's impressive.

1239
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 3: So is that something that they could get him a

1240
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 3: gift for. Is there some sort of little thing to

1241
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 3: fancy up the van like party lights?

1242
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 2: Or is there like.

1243
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a CD holder? A CD holder is visor.

1244
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you have anything little fancy things in

1245
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 3: your car that make driving more pleasant?

1246
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 2: I have a little crack in my wind shields sort

1247
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 2: of gives it character. How long has it been there?

1248
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 2: We're gonna say, just like just the other day. I

1249
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 2: noticed that it's just in the corner. It's not a hazard,

1250
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 2: but I do need to get effects right, So I

1251
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 2: have that, so he could possibly four boxes of Lacroix

1252
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 2: in my trunk. Are those there on their way to

1253
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 2: your home? Or are they there for emergency situations? Both? Okay,

1254
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 2: which I mean that is an emergency situation. I like

1255
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 2: to drink things. You're saying hydrated. Yeah, yeah, so I

1256
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 2: I like that. I like the bubbles. I like the drinking.

1257
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 2: So I have a lukewarm Lacroix BlackBerry or what is

1258
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 2: a black raspberry.

1259
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had a Lacroix that wasn't cold. Interesting,

1260
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 3: It's a different experience. I can only imagine what the

1261
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 3: hardcore Yeah gotta have it. It's been rolling around in

1262
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 3: your trunk for four days.

1263
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you gotta be careful, but it's refreshing, you know.

1264
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 3: It's still liquid sprays flavor. Okay, what do we get

1265
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 3: this person, I mean truly, why not get him a

1266
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 3: bunch of Lacroix boxes to put in the back of

1267
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 3: the van?

1268
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,440
Speaker 2: For the Amish? Is something love that? Right?

1269
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1270
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 3: If I don't know, that's where we start to get

1271
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 3: into some territory we're not familiar with. Imagine the Amish

1272
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 3: were able to open a soda can. Yeah, I think so,

1273
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 3: that feels I mean, I don't want to speak for

1274
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 3: the Amish community, but that feels analog.

1275
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure that they would love

1276
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 2: a BlackBerry flavored Lacroix. Right.

1277
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 3: And if you've made the move as an Amish person

1278
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 3: to hop in a van and now you're turning down

1279
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 3: a can of bubbly water, what what your value system is?

1280
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a little all over the place, right,

1281
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 2: doesn't Didn't Weird Al have an Amish Amish paradise? Paradise

1282
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 2: the Colio Coolio? All right? That CD?

1283
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Speaker 3: It's the the I know the album. I bought it

1284
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 3: in fourth grade. Bad hair Day?

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01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so that's uh.

1286
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 3: Get that Head over to your local uh Cambelot Music. Yes,

1287
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 3: pick up the Weird Al Bad hair Day, Get a CD.

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01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 3: Holder for his visor. Yes, and then load up on

1289
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 3: some black Raspberry Lacroix.

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01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 2: These amish people are going to they won't know what

1291
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 2: hit them. That's gonna be a party bus. That sounds fun. Yeah,

1292
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 2: that's no longer just an amish holler. Now it's appearance.

1293
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 2: It's just you know, like sometimes you get into a

1294
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 2: lift or an uber and they're like, oh, I'm like

1295
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 2: I got snacks and you know all of that. That's lovely.

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01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 2: Do you when you do that? Do you partake of

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01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 2: what they've provided?

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01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 3: No?

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01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 2: I never do. I always I'm almost like, you didn't

1300
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 2: have to do this for me. Yeah. No, I don't

1301
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 2: do that.

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01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 3: I would sit next to your dirty laundry. I don't

1303
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 3: really care about the experience of being in here as

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01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 3: long as it's like relatively safe.

1305
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't partake in that sort of

1306
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 2: thing because I also am like really scared about just

1307
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 2: like eating something that's poisoned or something from a stranger. Yeah. Literally,

1308
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 2: like here's some candy.

1309
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 3: And you're literally in the back of their car already

1310
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 3: already drapped.

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01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1312
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels wrong to me. I mean it feels

1313
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 3: like it's either that or I mean I will use

1314
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 3: the charger if they provide a charger on occasion, sure,

1315
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 3: but I try to be as responsible as possible with

1316
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 3: my phone battery, especially if I'm in a foreign city

1317
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 3: or something like this.

1318
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 2: But I don't believe Amish people have phones.

1319
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. But you

1320
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 3: have some nice drinks, a little cooler of ice. Weird

1321
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 3: al on the radio, and I feel like the numbers

1322
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 3: are going to go through the roof. I mean, he's

1323
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,719
Speaker 3: going to be the premiere rural Pennsylvania Amish holler.

1324
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 2: But we want him to have a good time because

1325
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 2: it's you know, it's his gift after all, right, I

1326
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 2: want him to enjoy the experience. Who doesn't love weird?

1327
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,839
Speaker 2: Awl right, weird? That is terrific.

1328
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 3: And who knows he might have just been driving in

1329
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 3: silence this entire time. I wonder if the Amish are like,

1330
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 3: if they get into music's playing, they're like.

1331
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 2: Turn that off. Yeah, I don't know.

1332
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 3: I don't know, But if I was in charge of

1333
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 3: the van, I'd say, I'm sorry, I'm not getting on

1334
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 3: the road until some music's playing. So you can deal

1335
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 3: with it, or you can find another van.

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01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 2: Ooh, so cold. That is cold.

1337
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 3: But I think that this is a nice, affordable gift

1338
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 3: for whatever. This guy is the boyfriend of mom, and

1339
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,719
Speaker 3: it feels thoughtful and perfect.

1340
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the almost benefit. Yeah, everybody wins in this situation.

1341
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 3: I think we I mean, this feels like a very

1342
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 3: thoughtful gift from both of us.

1343
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. How do you feel about gift cards? I like

1344
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,639
Speaker 2: gift cards? Do you like me? Do too? I always

1345
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 2: feel I know there's a group of people in this

1346
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 2: world that are just like, that's not thoughtful. But I'm like,

1347
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 2: I think it's great.

1348
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 3: I feel like there was this period when it was

1349
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 3: almost like, you know, when there was a time where

1350
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, I don't own a TV. It's

1351
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 3: kind of that same attitude of like, oh, it's not

1352
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 3: thoughtful enough. It's like, yes, it is. It's it's a gift.

1353
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 3: I can use it. It's I will gladly take a

1354
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 3: gift card. I mean, my mental state with a gift

1355
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 3: card is out of control. I value it more than money,

1356
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 3: and then it becomes kind of this burden that I

1357
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 3: carry with me for months to years before I actually spend.

1358
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I love a gift card. I know I

1359
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 2: found a Whole Foods gift card that somebody gave me

1360
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 2: for Christmas three years ago or something. I don't go

1361
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 2: to Whole Foods, but I went a Whole you are,

1362
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 2: of course. Oh it was great. It's a little surprise treat.

1363
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, to find a an unused gift card that you

1364
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 3: forgot about.

1365
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's a little piece of habit. That's a little

1366
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 2: mini sweepstakes you just won with doing nothing.

1367
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 3: I love it. No, I think that, and I do think.

1368
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,799
Speaker 3: I think most people are coming around on gift cards.

1369
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 3: We've got a I don't know. I'll take cash. I'll

1370
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 3: take whatever you give me. Think there's so much drama.

1371
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 2: I know. I can't tell you how many times I've

1372
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 2: dealt with Can you believe what they got me?

1373
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 3: Like?

1374
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 2: It's so stupid. Bottom line, they got you something shot worse.

1375
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if you ever had this, But when

1376
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 2: somebody's like, oh, I'm gonna go out to dinner, invite

1377
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,759
Speaker 2: all my friends, and the dinner is like one hundred

1378
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars a person or whatever, Like that's like

1379
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 2: what I've never like.

1380
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 3: They you're basically like your friend invites you and then

1381
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 3: you're tricked into spending one hundred and fifty dollars on

1382
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 3: a dinner that you were like, sure.

1383
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel I think this happened to me one

1384
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,759
Speaker 2: time when I was like nineteen, and it's just stayed

1385
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 2: with you. I think it was fifty dollars, but it

1386
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 2: felt like one hundred at that age, and that was

1387
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 2: not I did not like that. Did you go into

1388
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 2: the dinner expecting they were going to pay for it?

1389
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 1: Now?

1390
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 2: I was just like, Oh, we're going because this is

1391
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 2: like to support. And then I got there and I

1392
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,640
Speaker 2: was like, this is expensive.

1393
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 3: You've got to consider everybody's budget when you're picking the restaurant. Yeah,

1394
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 3: it's only fair. Pick a nice, middle of the road restaurant,

1395
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 3: just so to make sure everyone's comfortable. Yeah, to dine

1396
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 3: in luxury with fifteen of your.

1397
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 2: Friends Express is beyond Orange Chicken. Now, I think it's

1398
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 2: like seven bucks. There's no way it's only seven dollars.

1399
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 2: Maybe it's they've gone up. Yeah.

1400
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 3: I feel like any meal at this point is at

1401
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:55,639
Speaker 3: least ten to twelve dollars. God, you're right the world,

1402
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Roz, I am thrilled on thrilled to

1403
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 3: have this wig. Ah, I'm so happy you brought it,

1404
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 3: And what a d to be the target of this

1405
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 3: blocked Instagram follower. God knows what turn my life is

1406
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 3: going to take. But that's fine. It's mine now and

1407
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 3: I'm going to cherish.

1408
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 2: And oh good. I mean, this is a This is

1409
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 2: a wig that may or may not have had mimosas

1410
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 2: spilled on it at a drag brunch. I don't know

1411
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 2: what what you're gonna find in that thing.

1412
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe I'll put it on now and we'll

1413
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 3: take a picture.

1414
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh I would love that. We'll share that to Instagram. Sorry,

1415
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 2: real quest. Of course. One time I was doing a

1416
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 2: drag show and there was a table, like a foldable table,

1417
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 2: just like your typical foldable table, and I had it

1418
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 2: might have been this one, I don't know. I had

1419
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 2: two wigs on wigheads at the end of it, and

1420
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 2: then on the other end were pictures of mimosas for

1421
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:59,719
Speaker 2: all the drag queens at drag Brunch backstage, and whoever

1422
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 2: put table up didn't lock it in place. The legs

1423
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: went in on the side where my wigs were, and

1424
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,759
Speaker 2: so it went down and all of the mimosas spilled

1425
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 2: on top of my wigs. So then I had to

1426
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 2: shake out my wigs and get a tolp out. I

1427
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 2: went out there to do the drag brunch and a

1428
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 2: server had a serving tray with a little ramikin of

1429
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 2: ketchup that spilled, fell off, splattered all over my clothes.

1430
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you have a good show? Yeah, it was

1431
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,559
Speaker 3: great something to talk about once again.

1432
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 2: I miss it. Take me back. I want to.

1433
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 3: I'm going to briefly smell the wig and see if

1434
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:45,240
Speaker 3: we go. No, it probably smells like perfume.

1435
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,160
Speaker 2: Doesn't smell like rotting orange juice. Smell the inside. That

1436
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 2: is like a bridge too far.

1437
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I won't be smelling the inside, and that what

1438
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,839
Speaker 3: that smells like on the inside is only your business,

1439
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 3: and it'll continue to be your problem now, so it's

1440
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 3: your little secret that I'll keep forever.

1441
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:02,639
Speaker 2: Ah.

1442
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for being here. Thank you and listener.

1443
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 3: This is the end of the podcast. You know, it's

1444
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 3: the middle of the day and mosquitos are biting me,

1445
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 3: which I'm not thrilled about. It's October and it's eighty

1446
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,760
Speaker 3: four degrees and I'm being chewed up by mosquitos. I

1447
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 3: don't know what's happening. I'll leave you with that little

1448
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:24,559
Speaker 3: piece of information. I hope you have a wonderful day.

1449
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 3: These mosquito bites are really starting to itch. I'll talk

1450
01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 3: to you soon. I love you, goodbye, I said, No

1451
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 3: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1452
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 3: dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by John Brandley.

1453
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,120
Speaker 3: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

1454
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 3: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1455
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 3: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram.

1456
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 3: At I said no gifts. I don't want to hear

1457
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 3: any excuses. That's where you get see pictures of all

1458
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 3: these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to

1459
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 3: see pictures of the gifts?

1460
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1461
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 2: But you're a.

1462
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: Guess to my home. You gotta come to me empty,

1463
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, you're a presences. Presence enough.

1464
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:33,640
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how did you

1465
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: dare to surbey me